Chris Rock is the FUNNIEST Talk Show Guest Ever

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  • @DrAdnan
    @DrAdnan Před 5 lety +1824

    Chris Rock is one of those naturally funny guys

  • @darsure3006
    @darsure3006 Před 4 lety +542

    "You still got that boy?"
    One of the best lines ever and I think it was totally on the spot, then he dug in about dave getting bored easy. Absolute genius.

    • @sschario60
      @sschario60 Před 4 lety +23

      Even if he'd planned it he'd never let us see it coming. Brilliant. One of the giants of comedy.

    • @squiggletop
      @squiggletop Před 3 lety +17

      Letterman had one of the greatest replies ever 'some of those guys starting to look pretty good". That along with the shocked "I don't know WHAT you are talking about. GIVE ME THE JOB". GENIUS BY BOTH

    • @niltash4ever
      @niltash4ever Před 2 lety +2

      I was just about to make this same comment. Chris is truly a funny guy.

    • @sabhinandhkumar
      @sabhinandhkumar Před 2 lety +1

      Comedy genius

    • @KaylaMarie_
      @KaylaMarie_ Před 2 lety +5

      and he didn't even slap him. Chris legit deserved a slap for this one 🤣

  • @56postoffice
    @56postoffice Před rokem +18

    4:05: *"Dave. What the hell happened to your voice, Dave??"* From then on, brilliant to and fro from two genuine funny guys. Classic moment.

  • @mosabhijazi671
    @mosabhijazi671 Před 6 lety +3098

    your movie went straight to Audio , i spat the water out of my mouth !

    • @andreasgutten
      @andreasgutten Před 6 lety +70

      I LAUGHED SO HARD i couldn't control myself. Did not expect the best comeback that ever existed to be told in this one, oh man.

    • @McJohnstable
      @McJohnstable Před 6 lety +1

      Mosab Hijazi ?

    • @Antayera
      @Antayera Před 5 lety +8

      i don't get it? :-(

    • @marioalt9420
      @marioalt9420 Před 5 lety +101

      Poor quality/low-budget movies are usually direct-to-video/DVD releases (which means they are not shown in movie theaters). Direct (straight) to audio would mean that even less people want to see it ;)

    • @linsleyolton
      @linsleyolton Před 5 lety +9

      I nearly died my girl wanted to kno what happened lmao

  • @Njabuloseh
    @Njabuloseh Před 4 lety +685

    "We've watched you since you were a B cup..." 😂😂😂

  • @md742
    @md742 Před 3 lety +98

    Chris’ chemistry with Letterman is amazing 👌🏾

    • @BFKAnthony817
      @BFKAnthony817 Před 2 lety +3

      I was literally about to say the same thing.

  • @GDGUY4LIFE
    @GDGUY4LIFE Před 5 lety +255

    “I have nothing in common with my rich ass kids” lmao, he is so funny. I love his energy!

  • @TCBumby
    @TCBumby Před 4 lety +3520

    All I hear is Marty the Zebra.

  • @lifewasgiventous1614
    @lifewasgiventous1614 Před 5 lety +737

    “Your movie went straight to audio” haha how casually savage this man.

  • @Morgan-ic1qy
    @Morgan-ic1qy Před 4 lety +72

    Man, I love comedians. When I'm feeling like shit in life, they lift me tf back up and show me that maybe it isn't so bad.

    • @GyzelE
      @GyzelE Před 2 lety +5

      Yes. 100% this is what I love about stand-up

  • @flex_piper
    @flex_piper Před 5 lety +469

    "What the hell happened to your voice" straight outta the gate 😂

  • @kocoaberry7041
    @kocoaberry7041 Před 2 lety +16

    "Put some extra blind into it." 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MarieAmicalola
    @MarieAmicalola Před 6 lety +976

    LOL @ "you still got that boy?" AND "he put some extra blind in it."

    • @IPoopOnYouEveryLastOneOfYou
      @IPoopOnYouEveryLastOneOfYou Před 5 lety +12

      He put some extra funny in that

    • @joaquimpereira4995
      @joaquimpereira4995 Před 5 lety +2

      @@IPoopOnYouEveryLastOneOfYou badumm tss

    • @shravikawanjari4591
      @shravikawanjari4591 Před 5 lety +4

      What does that mean!!? I'm scrolling down the comments and seeing all laughing so hard at this 😂

    • @Volkbrecht
      @Volkbrecht Před 5 lety +2

      @@shravikawanjari4591 Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder play music? Or other blind folks, like Ray Charles? You can tell these guys don't care how they look because they have no clue how they look. On the other hand, at least with Stevie Wonder,he probably wouldn't care anyway even if you gave him a pair of working eyes.

    • @shravikawanjari4591
      @shravikawanjari4591 Před 4 lety +1

      @@Volkbrecht Oh.. gotcha. Thanks for enlightening me brother 😃

  • @NASSAfellow
    @NASSAfellow Před 2 lety +12

    Best bit for me was "Your movie went straight to audio" 🤣🤣🤣
    Who else is binging his stand ups?

  • @1nvisible1
    @1nvisible1 Před 5 lety +878

    "My kids are so rich, when they watch Different Strokes they take Mr Drummond's side"

    • @techboom5051
      @techboom5051 Před 5 lety +1

      Wooooo czcams.com/video/BYQZrPguLgk/video.html

    • @sirsmoothable
      @sirsmoothable Před 5 lety +6

      i dont get it

    • @maroda8094
      @maroda8094 Před 4 lety +40

      @@sirsmoothable its from an old tv show. Mr Drummond was a rich white guy who took care of two orphan black kids.

    • @Brunojn
      @Brunojn Před 4 lety +1

      Watchu talkin' bout Chris? *stares*

  • @vincentdilallo8356
    @vincentdilallo8356 Před 5 lety +46

    6:25 has got to be the purest Chris Rock laugh I have ever heard. The enjoyment of watching those two together was second to none.

  • @benselfridge5756
    @benselfridge5756 Před 5 lety +365

    "I'm gonna put Ray Rice and Solange in my fantasy elevator team" -- I'm dead

    • @BERSERK263
      @BERSERK263 Před 4 lety +2

      Fuckn Rollin!!

    • @godsmacked1000
      @godsmacked1000 Před 4 lety +1

      I didn't get that one

    • @vioflaondorot934
      @vioflaondorot934 Před 4 lety

      @@godsmacked1000 Me neither

    • @mratran
      @mratran Před 3 lety +1

      RR hit his women, Solange hit JayZ in an elevator. That's why he would draft them if Elevator Boxing was a sport.

  • @jeremywinters1797
    @jeremywinters1797 Před 2 lety +5

    Stuck on "straight to audio" & "extra blind" LMAO

  • @DemonVido
    @DemonVido Před 2 lety +111

    The look on his face when Kristen Stewart talks speaks a thousand words 😂

    • @Notoriousnipple
      @Notoriousnipple Před 2 lety +4

      You should see his face now

    • @rashiednurmohamed6452
      @rashiednurmohamed6452 Před rokem +3

      ​@@Notoriousnipple and now...i would love to see will and jada,s face. that netflix special was epic.

  • @helpoj
    @helpoj Před 2 lety +10

    Chris saying daves name after every sentence is hilarious

  • @davidc.2878
    @davidc.2878 Před 4 lety +50

    "He put some Extra blind in it"--I laughed so hard I not only cried, I started sweating. Chris Rock just may be the funniest man in the history of the world.

    • @indovilletv8601
      @indovilletv8601 Před 2 lety +1

      This coming from David Chapelle world’s dgreatest comedian

    • @cathycrandall5264
      @cathycrandall5264 Před rokem

      And I loved watching the guy in the band crack up over it-that was the best😂😂😂!!!

    • @Alper88
      @Alper88 Před 6 měsíci

      It wasn't that funny

  • @diamondlifeforever3642
    @diamondlifeforever3642 Před 5 lety +455

    The only time I seen Jimmy Fallon laugh for real..... He put some extra blind on it!!!

    • @myman8336
      @myman8336 Před 5 lety +18

      Mmm still seems fake..
      I don't wanna hate..
      Maybe that's just how he laughs..

    • @ramzicastilleja3268
      @ramzicastilleja3268 Před 4 lety +11

      Real life I think mans just actually laughs like that. When you start to take when he laughs like that and you start to think it’s genuine he’s actually a really funny dude

    • @filipefaria4777
      @filipefaria4777 Před 4 lety

      Well you need to see Jimmy's games with Jason Momoa, and most invited, he laughs like this thats rrally nice man!!

    • @Peacymuzzie
      @Peacymuzzie Před 2 lety

      Extra laugh on it!!😂😂

  • @XiloChannel
    @XiloChannel Před 5 lety +269

    "I tell you something, some of those guys are starting to look pretty good!" LMAO

  • @williamthomas2845
    @williamthomas2845 Před 2 lety +25

    Chris Rock is not to be played with. Dude is wicked funny and he doesn't study jokes, they come straight from the head.

  • @yelyharmony2047
    @yelyharmony2047 Před 4 lety +26

    Ok...for real...I gotta recognize that "put some extra blind in it" line is one of the funniest ever said by anybody... 😂😂😂

  • @scottthompson9720
    @scottthompson9720 Před 4 lety +14

    Chris Rock : Famous by plain awesomeness and being likeable no matter where he is

  • @flagpolesitta8566
    @flagpolesitta8566 Před 6 lety +74

    What he says is gold...the WAY he says it brings it up to platinum

  • @yolo8566
    @yolo8566 Před 2 lety +3

    "As soon as he saw you it wasnt that little " lol!

  • @lamontmelrose7640
    @lamontmelrose7640 Před 2 lety +12

    That Will Smith slap, was one of the best things that ever happened to Rock!! He's being viewed EVERYWHERE!

    • @AdMBandLeader
      @AdMBandLeader Před 2 lety +2

      You're so very right. Although I knew about Rock since long, never gave a serious look at the guy's work until that happened. And omg, this guy is a genius, I finally realised! Falls right into the same pool of Murphy, Chappelle, Pryor, Williams, Carlin, you name them.
      I've become another fan.

  • @marklattke6235
    @marklattke6235 Před 2 lety +11

    Chris Rock has that lifelong comedic 🔥

  • @KaylaMarie_
    @KaylaMarie_ Před 2 lety +35

    "You still got that boy?"
    "you get bored easy!"
    "Everything good at home?"
    Jaysus I feel bad for laughing....
    but Dave was cool "I tell ya some of those guys are looking pretty good"

    • @rockhills
      @rockhills Před 2 lety +3

      I remember this when it aired, I was like "waaaaooooowwww" 🤣

    • @teasquared09
      @teasquared09 Před 2 lety +1

      Dave is the Goat. No talk show host had better, quicker, clean wit than letterman.

    • @KaylaMarie_
      @KaylaMarie_ Před 2 lety +1

      @@teasquared09 My top three are Bernie, Katt and Dave. Chris is number 4 for me. They're all legends.

    • @teasquared09
      @teasquared09 Před 2 lety

      @@KaylaMarie_ That is a very interesting top 4. Love ‘em all.

  • @1forawl552
    @1forawl552 Před 5 lety +178

    Letterman made the funniest joke at the end: "I'll tell you, some of the guys are starting to look good!" Great comeback from a worthy sparring partner.

  • @tibozino1671
    @tibozino1671 Před rokem +3

    He's so disruptive, taking control every time, love it

  • @jimrockfish1875
    @jimrockfish1875 Před 3 lety +14

    When it isn’t his voice you realize how sharp and quick Dave really is.. “wouldn’t hold up in court”.

  • @tasteewheat393
    @tasteewheat393 Před 6 lety +78

    Bruh he got jay Leno 😂😂😂😂💯💯💯💯

  • @rustinrogers
    @rustinrogers Před 2 lety +4

    Chris Rock is a world treasure!

  • @anquirojm4123
    @anquirojm4123 Před 3 lety +15

    Chris always makes David laugh!

  • @salameri188
    @salameri188 Před 4 lety +22

    "Am sure when he saw you it wasn't that little" 😂😂

  • @josephsvennson5694
    @josephsvennson5694 Před 5 lety +16

    The last one was ROUGH 😂😂😂 only Dave could take that. Only Dave.

  • @mandymoore5774
    @mandymoore5774 Před 2 lety +5

    Lmaoooooo the way he just stares up Sofia!

  • @acaciandlovu2854
    @acaciandlovu2854 Před 3 lety +5

    I like how chriss Rocks always trys to either open the conversation with the presenters and talks about normal matters that many can relate to rather than his fame and success..

  • @countys32
    @countys32 Před 6 lety +932

    Sofia...my good god that women.

    • @manjsher3094
      @manjsher3094 Před 5 lety +26

      Relax kid it's only flesh

    • @sweetangiegirl1
      @sweetangiegirl1 Před 5 lety +26

      WomAn. Singular(only one.) WomEn. Plural (more than one.)

    • @Iono123
      @Iono123 Před 5 lety +6

      Samuel Jerkson lmfao!

    • @1986SSMONTECARLO
      @1986SSMONTECARLO Před 5 lety +11

      @ countys32 --
      She doesn't look like that anymore, Plastic Surgery and time done fucked her up.

    • @SD747_
      @SD747_ Před 5 lety +3

      @Samuel Jerkson LMAO

  • @Googlegirl54
    @Googlegirl54 Před 5 lety +16

    I love Chris Rock! He's so funny.

  • @GangstaApalloCripez
    @GangstaApalloCripez Před 5 lety +69

    “I’m a put Ray Rice and solange on my fantasy elevator team”

  • @jasonnesmith6518
    @jasonnesmith6518 Před 4 lety +10

    I love how Chris and Dave can make each other laugh, even when they're fucking w/ each other. That's genuine admiration and respect.

  • @LuckyFrog868
    @LuckyFrog868 Před 5 lety +9

    Dave handled Chris Rocks grilling really really well lol.

  • @karb58benefits
    @karb58benefits Před 2 lety +3

    What amazing delivery. Rock is the best

  • @darebel1377
    @darebel1377 Před 4 lety +7

    Chris is too funny when Sophia comes out. He tried to keep it cool but just couldn't. The way he looked at her when she came out, you knew that is was on. 📺💯💯🔥🔥✌

  • @shaaniplays9931
    @shaaniplays9931 Před 4 lety +5

    But as soon as he saw you it wasn't that little... best line 😂😂😁

  • @SnoopCatts
    @SnoopCatts Před 2 lety +3

    Omg I was laughing my AAASSSS OFF!!!!😅🤣😄🤣😭😭

  • @leveltube10
    @leveltube10 Před 2 lety +4

    This guy never gets old…

  • @kakaqandil9832
    @kakaqandil9832 Před 4 lety +9

    2:00 he’s absolutely telling the truth.😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @taffycat5049
    @taffycat5049 Před 3 lety +12

    When Chris Rock puts on "that voice", anything he says becomes funny AF! 😂 😂 😂

  • @JDMHaze
    @JDMHaze Před 2 lety +2

    3:05 "you lucked up with the boy"
    "you still got that boy?" 😅😅😅😂😂😂

  • @user-ep7zu1qy3x
    @user-ep7zu1qy3x Před 5 lety +16

    "Put some extra blind in it" 😂😂😂

  • @allys744
    @allys744 Před 3 lety +20

    I like how Chris kept saying Dave's name.
    "I got girls, Dave...and they do girly things, Dave. So they like tea parties and just. girl. CRAP, Dave" XD

  • @MatheusRodrigues-tp9kd
    @MatheusRodrigues-tp9kd Před 4 lety +9

    "I bet when he saw u it wasnt so little anymore" 😂😂

    • @zukacs
      @zukacs Před 8 měsíci

      who is this women

  • @sherlock3134
    @sherlock3134 Před 4 lety +36

    "Your movie went straight to audio"
    Not gonna lie I've started saying that about movies I don't like

  • @manamal769
    @manamal769 Před 3 lety +21

    I totally, there’s never a dull moment with Chris! He totally takes over the show lol 😂 I think if he were a talk show host his ratings would be at the top!

  • @theegreatestever2420
    @theegreatestever2420 Před 6 lety +108

    "put some extra blind" dammmm

  • @ebbtide4233
    @ebbtide4233 Před 5 lety +8

    he has the coolest voice ive ever heard

  • @AleksandarIvanov69
    @AleksandarIvanov69 Před 6 lety +457

    3:45 - puts some extra blind... only the god Chris Rock can say that :D

  • @vandergruff
    @vandergruff Před 5 lety +14

    *“You still have that boy, Dave?”*

  • @coachhbosoccer
    @coachhbosoccer Před 4 lety +5

    " you still got that boy?"🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Maverick154
    @Maverick154 Před 5 lety +6

    Chris makes me ball out laughing.

  • @adamdesanti6713
    @adamdesanti6713 Před 6 měsíci

    When Chris slips into that signature delivery "He put some extra *bliiind* innit." is just the best.

  • @EverydayStrangers
    @EverydayStrangers Před 3 lety +8

    Chris: Who's got it better than our Kids Dave??
    Dave: Well, emmm, maybe, I hope...
    Chris: Rich Bastards!!

  • @samuelmalua574
    @samuelmalua574 Před 5 lety +98

    When he is making fun of David Letterman, did his affair already become public knowledge? Because Chris tore him up. Lol!!

    • @imoor1
      @imoor1 Před 4 lety +2

      Samuel Malua oh yeah it was all over

  • @MaskMediaEmpire
    @MaskMediaEmpire Před 5 lety +40

    3:40sec Put some extra blind in it....LMAO 😂 😂😂 😂 I'm on the MF floor!!!!

    • @IPoopOnYouEveryLastOneOfYou
      @IPoopOnYouEveryLastOneOfYou Před 5 lety

      MaskMediaEmpire™ let me know if you find my missing sock, I'll take down all the Flyers.

    • @tautukas
      @tautukas Před 4 lety

      What does it mean “extra blind”

  • @bacongamerplayzzz2090
    @bacongamerplayzzz2090 Před 2 lety +1

    This is a good one really funny. They both funny people.😀😁🤙

  • @nelleo2507
    @nelleo2507 Před 5 lety +4

    The way Chris Rock was checking out Sophia 😂😂😂

  • @nine-0875
    @nine-0875 Před 5 lety +18

    2:09 thats THE rich guy laugh HA HA HA HA

  • @kevinvetme
    @kevinvetme Před 5 lety +16

    Chris respectfully made a respectful living carrying RP's legacy. Salute to a top ten.

  • @105pr00f
    @105pr00f Před 4 lety +48

    Christ Rock is hilarious, but Letterman walks away with the winner: "I tell ya, some of those guys are beginning to look good" XD

    • @ShabazzTBL
      @ShabazzTBL Před 4 lety +5

      Dude he was not letting Letterman change the subject haha.

  • @Physics072
    @Physics072 Před 2 lety +2

    Letterman so funny, "Some of those guys are starting to look pretty good!"

  • @azortheturkahai1168
    @azortheturkahai1168 Před 5 lety +8

    I think Chris Rock best comedian today. Maybe all time.

  • @BruceWayne-nf5wo
    @BruceWayne-nf5wo Před 2 lety +4

    Funny dude. Hope he hosts the Oscars someday...

  • @iamjaquanna
    @iamjaquanna Před 5 lety +2

    i love him so much! he is my favorite!!! the best comedian ever!!!

  • @arrchee8386
    @arrchee8386 Před 4 lety +12

    Ending with a Dave zinger about himself... Showed the old mad still had it.

  • @manamal769
    @manamal769 Před 4 lety +5

    Chris has such a powerful exciting persona lol 😂

  • @MannyReport
    @MannyReport Před 5 lety +11

    Extra blind in it 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @pinonXO
    @pinonXO Před rokem

    That last clip was pure gold. Excellent trade off.

  • @jimmimocha3417
    @jimmimocha3417 Před 5 lety +1

    Love love this guy.

  • @chriselcoelho8478
    @chriselcoelho8478 Před 5 lety +15

    Dave Dave Dave 😂😂

  • @Truthful_Goddess06
    @Truthful_Goddess06 Před 5 lety +15

    1:36 was brutal! Men can't help themselves when Sophia is around🤦🏿‍♀️😂😂 B-Cup joke!!

    • @percycat213
      @percycat213 Před 5 lety

      Yeah they all turn into 12 year olds boys around her 🙄😆

  • @chaberio1335
    @chaberio1335 Před 2 lety +1

    You still got that boy Dave LOL

  • @77bovi
    @77bovi Před 5 lety +2

    Dave's line at the end is killer!

  • @faizs1187
    @faizs1187 Před 4 lety +4

    This guy deserves his own show

    • @cindypet
      @cindypet Před 2 lety

      He had his own show on HBO a long time ago

  • @TetFeMal
    @TetFeMal Před 5 lety +255

    So that's why Jay Leno retired...

    • @blognationent1956
      @blognationent1956 Před 5 lety +5

      nah they tried to control Jay Leno he wasnt going for it

    • @shakirobaid2895
      @shakirobaid2895 Před 4 lety +22

      @@blognationent1956 joke flew over ur head

    • @michaelangelo0305
      @michaelangelo0305 Před 4 lety +5

      Jay Leno is a buster, fuck him

    • @okmujm
      @okmujm Před 4 lety +2

      @@michaelangelo0305 No lie! Jay is scum as a human. If people simply took a bit of time to research what kind of person he is/was, they'd be appalled at his behavior! And he's kinda dumb to boot.

    • @jesberry1775
      @jesberry1775 Před 4 lety

      okmujm Can I ask what he did?

  • @rezcomedy1412
    @rezcomedy1412 Před 5 lety +1

    There are legends and than there are OG legends. This an OG legend.

  • @afrinaijapoint5395
    @afrinaijapoint5395 Před 2 lety +1

    the way he asked letterman "U STILL GOT THAT BOY?'" just couldn't stop laffing.

  • @Fabo100
    @Fabo100 Před 5 lety +48

    Say what u want about Pryor, Eddie, and all the greats, Chris Rock is the smartest comedian out of all of them imo

    • @mdecimal
      @mdecimal Před 4 lety +1

      Chappelle and/or Carlin get my vote for smartest comedian ever

    • @andrewkarp5067
      @andrewkarp5067 Před 3 lety

      Definitely Carlin. Just an overall brilliant guy. And this is not meant to minimize Chapelle or Rock, who are smart, hilarious and insightful and make you think. The late Patrice O’Neal was also a really smart, hilarious and insightful guy, as is his old buddy Bill Burr.

    • @AdMBandLeader
      @AdMBandLeader Před 2 lety

      They're all grandmasters of the art in their own individually distinctive styles. Including Carlin, Chappelle, Burr, Katt and the much underrated Sindbad. I love them all in one breath.

  • @DMarie-yg9mb
    @DMarie-yg9mb Před 4 lety +3

    Chris Rock keeps it real!!!

  • @kelechidan2560
    @kelechidan2560 Před 5 lety +2

    😂😂😂 I was talking to someone and didn’t hear a line
    But I laughed as hell still

  • @echad6259
    @echad6259 Před 3 lety

    Thanks for putting this together

  • @sanjeevkumarsingh7340
    @sanjeevkumarsingh7340 Před 5 lety +21

    1:52 this always give me chills 😂😂😂

  • @loconoia
    @loconoia Před 4 lety +7

    0:05
    Barber: Hey fam what ya want?
    Chris: Yo man just give me that 'Smooth Boy Zebra Look'
    Barber: Say no more!

  • @chinolok9256
    @chinolok9256 Před 4 lety +1

    Dam dat dude makes people laugh without even trying.i bet if someone is pist,sad,or going through a bad time if they see his videos will make their day.hod bless him

  • @luizde-rossi643
    @luizde-rossi643 Před 4 lety +2

    The "extra blind" had me cracking up....

  • @islphrs1350
    @islphrs1350 Před 5 lety +7

    This just reminds me of when late night talk shows were actually funny.