Jimmy Roasting Women | Jimmy Carr

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  • These are some of the unsuspecting women that have found themselves in the firing line in some of Jimmy's roasting.
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Komentáře • 629

  • @jimmycarr
    @jimmycarr  Před 2 lety +149

    Watch Volume 2 - czcams.com/video/xUy8nPhTIQ0/video.html

  • @newperve
    @newperve Před 3 lety +1917

    Jimmy Carr explaining the joke is funnier than most jokes.

  • @HomebaseLHR
    @HomebaseLHR Před 3 lety +3073

    It’s beautiful when people don’t get offended but just laugh it off

    • @DiscoverJoe
      @DiscoverJoe Před 3 lety +151

      True. If you go to Jimmy’s stand ups and you’re easily offended you’re in the wrong place.

    • @lukepennington5081
      @lukepennington5081 Před 3 lety +21

      Couldn't agree more. Doesn't happen enough nowadays...

    • @martilovesmarti1987
      @martilovesmarti1987 Před 3 lety +77

      yeah because they are not American

    • @blastermaster2383
      @blastermaster2383 Před 3 lety +21

      If you think you might get offended then don’t go to any comedy show.Comedy is based on life experiences that we all have had and when we disect these experiences and look at them in a different light,they really are funny.What is life if you can’t laugh at yourself?

    • @justinbt
      @justinbt Před 3 lety +19

      Those are called adults

  • @TikachooYT
    @TikachooYT Před 3 lety +1249

    Gemma's face drop when he said Cheerleading is grooming 😂

    • @kanedaku
      @kanedaku Před 3 lety +13

      I love her!!

    • @SquirrelTheater
      @SquirrelTheater Před 3 lety +17

      She looks like Aurora Snow.

    • @DerEchteBold
      @DerEchteBold Před 3 lety +20

      @@SquirrelTheater
      Oh really?!
      Haha, when I read the name I thought it must be someone from Game of Thrones.

    • @ultimategamer2669
      @ultimategamer2669 Před 2 lety +9

      And yet she still took much better than most americans.

    • @bignuts8079
      @bignuts8079 Před 2 lety +11

      Gemma looks fucking gorgeous ngl

  • @zulqi123
    @zulqi123 Před 3 lety +2393

    Should have posted it on international womens day

    • @ndhammer
      @ndhammer Před 3 lety +82

      That would've been funny!

    • @AllanDeal
      @AllanDeal Před 3 lety +20

      😂

    • @alexandero9936
      @alexandero9936 Před 3 lety +41

      That would have been fucking hilarious

    • @User-du7kf
      @User-du7kf Před 3 lety +51

      Feminists would have called him a misogynist. Cancel culture would have caught up.

    • @lami5048
      @lami5048 Před 3 lety +67

      @@User-du7kf people like Jimmy are immune to cancel culture

  • @oldguysmusic2929
    @oldguysmusic2929 Před 2 lety +817

    I like it when the audiences in the UK are happy to interact with Jimmy. If that was in the USA those members of the audience would get up and leave or just start crying.

    • @paigeturner5358
      @paigeturner5358 Před 2 lety +27

      Sadly, that's true. I'm an Aussie and I lived there for several years.
      It confirmed to me just how similar we are with you guys.
      Seppos need to learn how to chill and laugh at themselves. They take offense at the littlest things.
      We are blessed with an Irish comedian who made Australia his home. He's similar to this guy. They don't need to use the F word to get laughs.
      He started performing here in the early 90's and I still struggle occasionally to understand him. If you want a laugh look up Jimeoin.

    • @theviking9671
      @theviking9671 Před 2 lety +8

      Or contacting their lawyers

    • @tattooed1979
      @tattooed1979 Před 2 lety +7

      Not true! Jim Jeffries got punched in the face.

    • @andrewmontague9682
      @andrewmontague9682 Před 2 lety +6

      @@tattooed1979 Before or after he went to the US and became a lefty tit?

    • @RobinMcBeth
      @RobinMcBeth Před 2 lety +19

      That is because in Europe, we don't allow adults to behave like children.

  • @alexandermathieson4774
    @alexandermathieson4774 Před 2 lety +107

    DO NOT sit in the 1st 3 rows
    if you do sit in the 1st 3 rows DO NOT SPEAK
    if you do speak, have a GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR

  • @johnmorris7899
    @johnmorris7899 Před 3 lety +493

    Isn't caution choking hazard warning usually on small items

    • @jord9261
      @jord9261 Před 3 lety +56

      That's the joke.... See the first woman who got roasted and play along

    • @kanedaku
      @kanedaku Před 3 lety +14

      It wasnt and your mum loved it

    • @atgwiuz
      @atgwiuz Před 3 lety +8

      @@kanedaku 🤣🤣🤣

    • @alzingafagan7501
      @alzingafagan7501 Před 3 lety +13

      No. Big things are always the worst choking hazard. A few girls at my local pub can a test to that,

    • @jamesbutler6253
      @jamesbutler6253 Před 3 lety +56

      @@alzingafagan7501 They can probably spell attest as well. 😜

  • @belindajardim3145
    @belindajardim3145 Před 2 lety +30

    "Did u do the whole team and get a bonus" 😂🤣😂

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 3 lety +1548

    Why doesn't my wife laugh and applaud when I talk down to her like that? I just get a shoe upside the head. Sheesh.

    • @Tetleyb
      @Tetleyb Před 3 lety +40

      And a frying pan 🍳

    • @LetsbeHonestOfficial
      @LetsbeHonestOfficial Před 3 lety +105

      The key is: You have to be funny

    • @hg.chetan
      @hg.chetan Před 3 lety +50

      Coz she's not paying to hear you tell jokes

    • @playdg
      @playdg Před 3 lety +12

      Because you're not famous.

    • @Miss_Camel
      @Miss_Camel Před 3 lety +17

      Well, she only smacks you “Upside” the head, does that imply that there is no downside?

  • @gregchambers6100
    @gregchambers6100 Před 3 lety +355

    He's not just funny and brilliant. He's an artist. Quick, efficient, insightful, perceptive.... a master of live, innovative, impromptu, off the cuff hilarity. He very well may be the best I've seen since George Carlin.

    • @Saskidan
      @Saskidan Před 2 lety +6

      Are you being serious?

    • @comdrive3865
      @comdrive3865 Před 2 lety +1

      I don't draw the connection to carlin, but agreed on the rest I guess

    • @lapepa1699
      @lapepa1699 Před 2 lety +3

      @@Saskidan unfortunately he is

    • @2009Wello
      @2009Wello Před 2 lety +2

      Man ... I've just discovered his stand up ... omg hilarious, has me in stitches this guy 🤣🤣🤣

    • @brucemacmillan9581
      @brucemacmillan9581 Před rokem

      ​@@2009Wello You're easily amused.

  • @amgrgh5269
    @amgrgh5269 Před 3 lety +159

    "choking hazards.. may contain nuts" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @vanbeuj
      @vanbeuj Před 3 lety +6

      Knew a guy had a T-shirt with "may contain nuts" on it. I asked him "who's?"

    • @obinoscopekenobi9450
      @obinoscopekenobi9450 Před 2 lety +1

      @@vanbeuj Joes

    • @huntersmith3034
      @huntersmith3034 Před 2 lety

      I think he was trying to goad an audience member into heckling, "choking hazard, contains small parts"

  • @charliehorse1967
    @charliehorse1967 Před 3 lety +237

    The world's most polite insult comic.

    • @sethrudfelt8380
      @sethrudfelt8380 Před 2 lety +4

      I hope the world never stops breeding people like him...

  • @idaxius_
    @idaxius_ Před 2 lety +41

    As an American seeing someone not get offended, I’m surprised and in love

  • @OudPlayerHBY
    @OudPlayerHBY Před 2 lety +68

    I am not from UK and I just discovered this guy on Netflix and I am dying laughing since
    He is an improvisation god !!

  • @shikaku_
    @shikaku_ Před 3 lety +154

    That part where he was roasting the cheerleader grooming was great

    • @mrawesomeDK
      @mrawesomeDK Před 2 lety +6

      You could see she took offense :-D

    • @ToddPierzina
      @ToddPierzina Před 2 lety +8

      @@mrawesomeDK To her credit she recovered quickly.

    • @jhonfamo8412
      @jhonfamo8412 Před 2 lety +2

      I'm with you man but I actually felt bad for her there. The Bliss of being unaware and the cost of being unaware

  • @IshamTrivedi
    @IshamTrivedi Před 2 lety +163

    I knew Jimmy writes his own jokes; didn't know he writes in the laughs, too. "Ha-ha-ha!"

    • @NatandGeorge
      @NatandGeorge Před 2 lety +10

      he laughs on the inhale instead of the exhale

    • @F.E.M.T.O
      @F.E.M.T.O Před 2 lety +14

      its actually ha-ha-haa

  • @30daymissionman
    @30daymissionman Před 3 lety +106

    Where was f**k buddy girl, that was a legendary roast !

    • @alexentwistle1398
      @alexentwistle1398 Před 3 lety +7

      For the uninitiated: czcams.com/video/7YJaVXch7WQ/video.html

    • @joebrowser775
      @joebrowser775 Před 3 lety +5

      @@alexentwistle1398 thank you, kind sir.

  • @lutheraugustine1247
    @lutheraugustine1247 Před 3 lety +117

    So funny and yet so offensive to whomever may be offended .
    Thank you for such pure laughter inducing work !!

  • @scottlee9373
    @scottlee9373 Před 2 lety +83

    Do not draw attention to yourself in front of Jimmy Carr, unless you enjoy being roasted! lol

  • @martinolsen007
    @martinolsen007 Před 2 lety +40

    the first woman just gives out soo many positive vibes :D

  • @zlozlozlo
    @zlozlozlo Před rokem +9

    Jimmy is as sharp and funny with his impromptu comebacks and audience interactions as other comics are doing their best rehearsed material. It's mind boggling really.

  • @Calzadalarga
    @Calzadalarga Před 2 lety +35

    I'm almost certain that everytime this guy gets cut, he bleeds battery acid! He's murderously funny... Not for the weak or squeamish... I was in tears! 😂😂😂

  • @anthonywstanton
    @anthonywstanton Před 3 lety +76

    Mr. Carr you never cease to amaze me!

  • @atrumluminarium
    @atrumluminarium Před 3 lety +57

    I was waiting for the cheerleading coach to clap back with a tax avoidance joke a la Lee Mack there were so many opportunities 🤣

    • @philipjwh2580
      @philipjwh2580 Před 3 lety +6

      Was before he got done for it I'm pretty sure

  • @yourdailydoseofnegativity8964

    I hate it when you tell a joke and nobody gets it, so you have to explain the joke to them…. This man took it to another level…. My mans literally had to explain the concept of what a joke is 😂😂

  • @dlpleisureholidaylettings6768

    I spend hours per night just watching Jimmys material. so dry and funny. #love it, #need more

  • @hummingbir6
    @hummingbir6 Před rokem +6

    It is crazy how undervalued the subjects he touches on, to make comedy out of sensitive topics, truly a legend.

  • @paulgerrish6539
    @paulgerrish6539 Před 3 lety +7

    Absolutely brilliant!

  • @Matty.Hill_87
    @Matty.Hill_87 Před 2 lety +3

    You sir are an absolute genius 😭😂

  • @BoogieManSince1977
    @BoogieManSince1977 Před 3 lety +12

    "Give'm the ol'Razzle Vijazzle" :D

  • @Nirmiti.
    @Nirmiti. Před 11 měsíci

    Fury Jams is the most hilarious thing I’ve heard in a while. 🤣🤣

  • @utubetrutharrowmichael-and9105

    The chick at the start even try to deploy the HAND lol spangly 👐

  • @Bitterswheat
    @Bitterswheat Před 3 lety +58

    To be fair to that lady the cheerleading she teaches is basically group gymnastics

    • @localcrew
      @localcrew Před 3 lety +24

      AND showering. Don’t forget the showering.

    • @kanedaku
      @kanedaku Před 3 lety

      @@localcrew Cant think of anything else!

  • @franekbigaj4683
    @franekbigaj4683 Před 3 lety +56

    5:30 Jimmy literally invented (no pun intended), the Sheeesh

  • @PetterBruland
    @PetterBruland Před 2 lety +11

    Burn after burn after burn. Just the best.

  • @anonnona6940
    @anonnona6940 Před 3 lety +14

    This was incredibly funny

  • @shahxad6533
    @shahxad6533 Před rokem

    Did u do the whole team & u got that as a bonus LMAO 😂

  • @jayfromaz
    @jayfromaz Před 2 lety +10

    He is amazing with audiences and hecklers.

  • @kamillgran7902
    @kamillgran7902 Před 2 lety +3

    This guy is incredibly quick witted. I don’t think I have ever seen anyone deal with so many hecklers. Somebody should give him a late night talk show.

  • @katking6820
    @katking6820 Před 2 lety

    Absolute master of crowd work!

  • @BasicXavier
    @BasicXavier Před 3 lety +38

    I just realised Jimmy's laugh sounds like Evil StampyLongNose

    • @forkandspoonoperator
      @forkandspoonoperator Před 3 lety +5

      Oh yeah. He was great. Been years for me. Hope stampy is still thriving.

  • @scottcoleman9247
    @scottcoleman9247 Před 2 lety +2

    Yes jimmy. Keep doing what ya doing😂👏

  • @peterebel
    @peterebel Před 3 lety +90

    So interesting to see JImmy's cranial development.

  • @Longtack55
    @Longtack55 Před 3 lety +17

    Who would've guessed that Chrissie Hinds (Pretenders) would be there? "Fury Jam" was hilarious.

  • @carewser
    @carewser Před 3 lety +10

    3:02 what a change!

  • @Coopsoldman
    @Coopsoldman Před 2 lety +16

    Shouldn't the husband have gone up and slapped him for that? 🤣🤣🤣

  • @DEVKUMAR-oh2yg
    @DEVKUMAR-oh2yg Před 2 lety +5

    7:09 when she gets the joke and the aftermath.

  • @kelvinkemoi2482
    @kelvinkemoi2482 Před 2 lety +12

    Laughter will reset the embarrassment, but lessons learnt

  • @illitero
    @illitero Před 2 lety +7

    6:57
    He forgot the "Caution, small pieces" part 😔

  • @endlessgaming2603
    @endlessgaming2603 Před 2 lety +1

    A vent tattoo 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ETS186
    @ETS186 Před 2 lety +24

    This is British/English "politeness". Roasting a disrespectful audience member by being sarcastic. American comics would just straight up insult her..haha

  • @halfsaneasdf7354
    @halfsaneasdf7354 Před 3 lety +27

    love that reaction when maam hears choke hazard 7:11

  • @kuronushinabi3270
    @kuronushinabi3270 Před 3 lety +7

    Lady: I got a vent
    me: seems sus

  • @_vacxnt
    @_vacxnt Před 3 lety +16

    Jimmy is a true gamer

  • @JammastaJ23
    @JammastaJ23 Před 2 lety

    He is so quick lol

  • @jamesfitzgerald6581
    @jamesfitzgerald6581 Před 3 lety +76

    When people can laugh at themselves is great 👍

  • @sebastianspychala
    @sebastianspychala Před 3 lety +13

    Legend ;)

  • @pranavpranavanil4907
    @pranavpranavanil4907 Před 2 lety

    I am watching this on women's day 😂😂😂😂

  • @v1e1r1g1e1
    @v1e1r1g1e1 Před 2 lety +1

    ''It's not the telly; I can hear'' said every high school teacher, ever!

  • @rayz5643
    @rayz5643 Před rokem

    I love his laugh!! Reminds me of stampy!

  • @positivecon
    @positivecon Před 3 lety +7

    5:32 SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH

  • @mavenfrankeus7287
    @mavenfrankeus7287 Před 3 lety +125

    I feel sorry for so many Americans who only hear his censored stuff.

  • @Macdonald7777
    @Macdonald7777 Před 2 lety +11

    Heard of him a couple of years ago and he is really funny.

  • @gleyno
    @gleyno Před 3 lety +16

    should have uploaded this on Women's Month

  • @3941602
    @3941602 Před 3 lety +10

    Great set of knockers are the snakebite joke

  • @dlpleisureholidaylettings6768

    would absolutely love to meet @jimmycarr in real life.

  • @12cm32
    @12cm32 Před 3 lety +6

    Keep doing what you do
    We love funny honey
    And you

  • @krissilsil5272
    @krissilsil5272 Před 3 lety +7

    funny how he said "Why not🤷‍♀️ "

  • @bchearne
    @bchearne Před 2 lety +2

    You, sir, are very offensive! I love it!

  • @jamiesucie2685
    @jamiesucie2685 Před 3 lety +57

    I think I might have seen the Cheerleading Coach in a training video; I believe it was called “Cheerleader Sleepover 6”

  • @ChattyCinnamon
    @ChattyCinnamon Před rokem

    Jimmy Carr you’re brilliant

  • @Macdonald7777
    @Macdonald7777 Před 2 lety +3

    This guy is really funny.

  • @paulbradley705
    @paulbradley705 Před 2 lety +20

    never heckle a comedian . you are feeding him material.

  • @eski2570
    @eski2570 Před rokem

    Mind the bumps tattoo lol

  • @ReviewerKid90
    @ReviewerKid90 Před 2 lety +2

    The more you resist, the more he gets you.

  • @Yoriichi_Sengoku
    @Yoriichi_Sengoku Před 2 lety +1

    8:10 OMG She's so beautiful♥️ I love how she smile😊

  • @paulbaker9434
    @paulbaker9434 Před 2 lety +5

    I love it in 2022 when woman can actually laugh at themselves

  • @dlpleisureholidaylettings6768

    what an absolute LEGEND #someboy,#jimmycarrforreal, '#someguy

  • @michaelharris7502
    @michaelharris7502 Před rokem

    Hilarious 😂 😃 😄

  • @homagetogorto
    @homagetogorto Před 3 lety +21

    Did the Fury Jams change their name after this?

    • @BasicModelling
      @BasicModelling Před 3 lety +5

      Yes, they are now called The Fury Jimmies...

  • @KageNoTenshi
    @KageNoTenshi Před 3 lety +5

    3:02 oh her face went dark in a hurry

    • @CosmicValkyrie
      @CosmicValkyrie Před 3 lety

      Well it is a bit of a real problem in the uk.

  • @manilkasheran2934
    @manilkasheran2934 Před 3 lety +12

    These women are awesome!

    • @chrisgould101
      @chrisgould101 Před 3 lety +2

      Take the crowd and he delivery away and they'd be throwing their handbags

    • @pjabber5679
      @pjabber5679 Před 2 lety +1

      @@chrisgould101 Bingo. Exactly, was only cuse they were on camera.

  • @divead2858
    @divead2858 Před 3 lety +11

    Plot twist: he's at a barbeque

  • @stevefarmier4453
    @stevefarmier4453 Před 2 lety +1

    Hey Jimmy. Please come to Las Vegas. USA.

  • @michaelimperial3277
    @michaelimperial3277 Před 2 lety

    I just like watching her laugh😉

  • @blackjesus9700
    @blackjesus9700 Před 2 lety

    Lmaooo may contain nuts

  • @antmanatthemoment7233
    @antmanatthemoment7233 Před 2 lety

    Jimmy, can I have some gravy with that roast?

  • @thirsty7281
    @thirsty7281 Před 2 lety +2

    5:11 "She's got a vent..."
    *sus*

  • @kevinngovilo2001
    @kevinngovilo2001 Před 2 lety

    His face is already funny.

  • @jonathanleach4086
    @jonathanleach4086 Před 3 lety +14

    Agh what can be said about Jimmy that he hasn't been read on a bathroom wall already

  • @shahxad6533
    @shahxad6533 Před rokem +3

    He would've been cancelled if it was in America..
    He's great at what he does 👌

  • @AbinashShrestha1801
    @AbinashShrestha1801 Před 3 lety +3

    NOFX t-shirt spotted at 06:59

  • @ShifuCareaga
    @ShifuCareaga Před 2 lety +12

    He's honestly a bit nice to them. Compared to his usual brutality

  • @paulfomin8945
    @paulfomin8945 Před 2 lety

    Jimmy carr the rolls Royce ofcomedy brilliant

  • @dazdee1471
    @dazdee1471 Před 3 lety +15

    That lad is punching above his weight a bit ha with that first bird

  • @ShiroKage009
    @ShiroKage009 Před 2 lety +3

    The cheerleading coach was having a crisis on whether she's laughing or offended.

  • @maxs6775
    @maxs6775 Před 3 lety

    5:38 .. My favourite ❤

  • @jerrybrickley2115
    @jerrybrickley2115 Před rokem

    I looked up boring in the dictionary and it had a picture of Jimmy Carr at his funniest.

  • @Chapps1941
    @Chapps1941 Před 3 lety +9

    The girl with the snake bite joke is very pretty