Jimmy Roasting Women VOL. 5 | Jimmy Carr

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  • čas přidán 14. 05. 2024
  • These are some of the unsuspecting women that have found themselves in the firing line in some of Jimmy's roasting.
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Komentáře • 158

  • @liboud22
    @liboud22 Před rokem +916

    "Give her a glass of water and we all find out".. Whoever said that, you sir, are a champ!

  • @federalbureauofinvestigati750

    This is why you always sit as far back as you can at stand up shows lol

    • @mindeater1127
      @mindeater1127 Před rokem +8

      But I love the banter

    • @Le_reaper
      @Le_reaper Před rokem +8

      Hello my fellow anti social and person who doesn’t want to be embarrassed in a show.

    • @federalbureauofinvestigati750
      @federalbureauofinvestigati750 Před rokem

      @@Le_reaper hello the person who likes would risk being exposed as a person who defecates on their significant others chest.
      Don't take it to heart I didn't take yours to heart

    • @Le_reaper
      @Le_reaper Před rokem +5

      @@federalbureauofinvestigati750 didn’t mean that in a bad way and actually fully agree with your original statement also nothing was taken to heart either.

    • @moisesyome4058
      @moisesyome4058 Před rokem +2

      Nar. I sat front and centre on his show. Got roasted for eating peanuts and having a beard whiles called Moses

  • @ynedd
    @ynedd Před rokem +149

    If their relationship lasted the 48 hours after the show, it can probably last the 48 years after as well 😂

  • @ShinobiVIPER
    @ShinobiVIPER Před rokem +119

    I love how he’s absolutely savage in the video and polite in the outro 🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @BatkoNashBandera774
    @BatkoNashBandera774 Před rokem +44

    The guy's humour is spot on.

  • @AlohaCxbe
    @AlohaCxbe Před rokem +78

    Roasting women and complimenting men:
    „You’re definetely not a virgin.“
    Roasting men and complimenting women:
    „You’re definetely a virgin.“

  • @ItisSusan
    @ItisSusan Před rokem +82

    Thanks Jimmy for the belly laughs 🤣 🤣

  • @Loknath009
    @Loknath009 Před rokem +16

    Nice mix of videos Jimmy, I didn’t know you have a channel but I’ve watched all your specials. Subscribed.

  • @kellingtonlink956
    @kellingtonlink956 Před rokem +6

    Thanks for another brilliant selection of bits

  • @licensetodrive9930
    @licensetodrive9930 Před rokem +291

    I love how Jimmy's unabashed view on certain aspects of life brings out the wickedness in the audience too :)

    • @jasonvandervalk3679
      @jasonvandervalk3679 Před rokem +2

      I couldn't agree more! People are so sensitive until you make it comely

    • @susanrich606
      @susanrich606 Před rokem +1

      You must be making the argument for his horrible personality

    • @licensetodrive9930
      @licensetodrive9930 Před rokem +7

      @@susanrich606 You're not judging his personality from his standup comedy routines are you?

    • @AndrewBlacker-wr2ve
      @AndrewBlacker-wr2ve Před rokem

      There's no wickedness.
      Who told you that?

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před rokem +155

    Much better than that "Armie Roasting Women" video.

    • @lgalan40
      @lgalan40 Před rokem +5

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @gladepowderfresh
      @gladepowderfresh Před rokem +4

      Not as good as the "Spit Roasting Women" video.

    • @hammondcheeseman5361
      @hammondcheeseman5361 Před rokem +3

      Better than the Spanish Inquisition roasting women too.

    • @mithrandir6283
      @mithrandir6283 Před rokem +3

      @@hammondcheeseman5361 That joke is absolutely perfect! Thank you for giving us some juicy dark-humour jokes.

  • @kariharris7006
    @kariharris7006 Před rokem +33

    Jimmy you are still a genius! Flipping brilliant! Thank you for your comedy, Sir Carr lol! Would love to see you in film or an ensemble cast.

  • @conmcgrath7174
    @conmcgrath7174 Před rokem +4

    as much as I can control my words, very well done Jimmy.

  • @Kopie0830
    @Kopie0830 Před rokem +11

    Your a national treasure Jim! Keep up the good work!

  • @kosherjew4223
    @kosherjew4223 Před rokem +4

    "They're not like us baby" HAHAHA

  • @miltonknowlestheinsanewitc4996

    This is more of a note to myself because I'm probably not going to remember this I'm that sleep-deprived after a couple days of not sleeping this is the funniest thing all week so far

  • @anthonypantelis301
    @anthonypantelis301 Před rokem +2

    Awesome content

  • @alcasey3551
    @alcasey3551 Před rokem +5

    Jimmy Carr is a legend 🤣🤣😂😂

  • @leoscalzi296
    @leoscalzi296 Před 10 měsíci

    Thanks, you're a legend!

  • @johnmcmullen7510
    @johnmcmullen7510 Před rokem +2

    Top class Jimmy

  • @critical1388
    @critical1388 Před rokem +19

    A little Jimmy is the best way to start ur day...🤣👍🇦🇺

    • @tjkatz
      @tjkatz Před rokem +3

      Well agreed but it's not quite as good as a big Jimmy.

    • @critical1388
      @critical1388 Před rokem +2

      @@tjkatz can't argue with that logic bro 😁👍

    • @zk3212
      @zk3212 Před 11 měsíci

      r/whoosh

  • @fire12731
    @fire12731 Před rokem +3

    Lmao love Jimmy

  • @saudrifat601
    @saudrifat601 Před rokem +2

    What a genius!!

  • @danielrichter2452
    @danielrichter2452 Před rokem +13

    In the end Jimmy only wants to be loved...he doesn't actually do comedy for money...he fills those huge theaters by offering the audience free tickets and a free lunch!

  • @raymondsciara
    @raymondsciara Před 9 měsíci

    Jimmy Carr looks llike the Brittish version of NPH. Much love Jimmy. Your crowd worrk is awesome

  • @joeletaxi821
    @joeletaxi821 Před rokem +37

    Jimmy used to look like Roger Federer but now he's starting to look like George Osbourne. The fuzzy felt hair looks reasonable but there's something going on with his face.

  • @malcolmironmonger
    @malcolmironmonger Před 11 měsíci

    Legend ❤

  • @andrewnorris1
    @andrewnorris1 Před rokem +4

    Looking forward to seeing you in Zagreb next month!

    • @papakias3922
      @papakias3922 Před rokem

      Where is that city?

    • @jernejsvab8114
      @jernejsvab8114 Před rokem

      @@papakias3922 croatia

    • @papakias3922
      @papakias3922 Před rokem +2

      @@jernejsvab8114 you could have just told me to google it, while calling me names.

  • @flyingroman247
    @flyingroman247 Před rokem +2

    Oh I needed that, thanks Jimmy 😂😂😂👌

  • @charlesmanning5819
    @charlesmanning5819 Před rokem +1

    We need your comity in the states🎉

  • @panamapanda
    @panamapanda Před rokem

    Vajazzle-girl was featured near the end too!

  • @trickcyclist1
    @trickcyclist1 Před rokem +1

    Brilliant 👏

  • @redheadedpsycho4566
    @redheadedpsycho4566 Před rokem +88

    6:49 she did NOT sound happy. if you can't take a joke, then don't go to jimmy

  • @bparry5446
    @bparry5446 Před rokem +4

    he really is a plastic paddy now, the state of that boat

  • @Largent13
    @Largent13 Před rokem +2

    Is that paddy at 6:52

  • @paultaliesin1862
    @paultaliesin1862 Před rokem +10

    Did anyone catch what happens at around 7:10 which Jimmy reacts to?

    • @geordiewishart1683
      @geordiewishart1683 Před rokem +6

      I think it was just an audience member laughing late at his g spot joke.

  • @theokatman
    @theokatman Před rokem

    great

  • @roselanaraf
    @roselanaraf Před rokem +5

    He reminds me of Quagmire

  • @YesYes-kl8bi
    @YesYes-kl8bi Před rokem +1

    6:52 Paddy the Baddy?

  • @sadasdasdasd5018
    @sadasdasdasd5018 Před rokem

    moreee

  • @LIBqueen
    @LIBqueen Před rokem +1

    I didn't get the bored to tears bit

  • @POTATOMIKE
    @POTATOMIKE Před rokem +2

    Lol jimmy

  • @wxdr1
    @wxdr1 Před rokem +1

    Savage 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

  • @brendanike800
    @brendanike800 Před rokem +5

    Bored to tears. I ewwed so hard when I got that.

  • @christaylor2529
    @christaylor2529 Před rokem

    I love you

  • @maxwellhiggs
    @maxwellhiggs Před rokem +6

    You couldn't roast a woman with Jimmy, she'd keep falling off the spit at his end.

  • @NoName-ym5zj
    @NoName-ym5zj Před rokem +2

    Star Trek girl seemed to get a big defensive\ uncomfortable, but Jimmy just masterfully broke the ice so to speak

  • @Senator107
    @Senator107 Před rokem +2

    Did Jimmy Carr get work done on his face? Totally different person at the end.

  • @Flaretree
    @Flaretree Před rokem +7

    Lol

  • @curtisbryce5096
    @curtisbryce5096 Před rokem +9

    The shyte people will admit to during these shows.

  • @stevewatts6008
    @stevewatts6008 Před rokem

    fuggaly munters (spelling?) i'm going to use that

    • @vap3669
      @vap3669 Před rokem

      fugly - as in "fucking ugly"

  • @krishna_o15
    @krishna_o15 Před rokem +1

    That Mother Theresa joke

  • @dashcan8479
    @dashcan8479 Před rokem +2

    What Roger Federers brother is a comedian now

  • @Flaretree
    @Flaretree Před rokem +5

    Haha

  • @callumreilly9107
    @callumreilly9107 Před rokem +1

    I don't know what I did to have this recommended to me...

  • @pawelsokolowski
    @pawelsokolowski Před rokem +2

    My english failed me at 7:29. Anybody would explain it to me ?

    • @Crezenk
      @Crezenk Před rokem +6

      “Have you put on weight”

  • @tuomasmattila283
    @tuomasmattila283 Před rokem

    7.28 what he ask?

  • @jimbodee4043
    @jimbodee4043 Před rokem +1

    Wow I can not believe you Mr Carr. lol

  • @grassmagar182
    @grassmagar182 Před rokem +1

    😂

  • @shanhutchison7332
    @shanhutchison7332 Před rokem +1

    👍💯🔥

  • @chefcamsey1375
    @chefcamsey1375 Před rokem +2

    🤣

  • @cosmo9882
    @cosmo9882 Před rokem +1

    XDD

  • @robertdavidson6354
    @robertdavidson6354 Před rokem +2

    If you dont like him then I dont like you....simple selection process that works....

  • @FreeFire-lx7kd
    @FreeFire-lx7kd Před 11 měsíci

    I don't like hes comedy but this is comedy gold

  • @viking_fisherman
    @viking_fisherman Před rokem +1

    The funniest man on the planet!!!!!

  • @77niko09
    @77niko09 Před rokem +1

    Just came to mind. When having good times and If woman won`t go down on me i won`t go down on her. Purpose usually is to gain mutually assured ecstasy.

  • @zapkvr
    @zapkvr Před rokem +2

    Jimmy basting women

  • @chefcamsey1375
    @chefcamsey1375 Před rokem +1

    👍

  • @wonderwalls3565
    @wonderwalls3565 Před rokem

    I dont get it. Why women get offended when they are told they are not virgin?

  • @2ndMorrow
    @2ndMorrow Před rokem +2

    Dahmer roasted women better...

    • @MaffeyZilog
      @MaffeyZilog Před rokem +1

      That would have been funny if Dahmer ate women but he was exclusively a man muncher.

    • @DMp-xp6mj
      @DMp-xp6mj Před rokem +1

      Wasn't Dahmer gay?

  • @peteelliott9373
    @peteelliott9373 Před rokem +1

    He put stooges in the audience

  • @fernandoxavier3089
    @fernandoxavier3089 Před rokem +1

    Just saying that I am still waiting for the comedy to start.

    • @fernandoxavier3089
      @fernandoxavier3089 Před rokem +1

      @@williamsharp2532 Jimmy Carr is not funny.

    • @u4riahsc
      @u4riahsc Před rokem +1

      You need intelligence to comprehend him.

  • @valerieee1469
    @valerieee1469 Před rokem +1

    why is this a thing? ohhh yeahh sexism

    • @lemonpie7046
      @lemonpie7046 Před rokem +1

      Why can't you have fun? ohhh yeahh women

    • @saimbhat6243
      @saimbhat6243 Před rokem +3

      He roasts men too. So, i don't think he is a sexist.
      As they say you can't buy sense of humor, you either have it or you never get it.

    • @valerieee1469
      @valerieee1469 Před rokem +1

      @@saimbhat6243 half of his jokes are just making fun of / calling women ugly. ik the difference between wierd humor ad a bad person. also theres no compilation of him roasting men is there? its so clearly based in sexism man.

    • @saimbhat6243
      @saimbhat6243 Před rokem

      @@valerieee1469 I don't think so. You can watch his full show videos and decide for yourself if he is a sexist. His most crude jokes are always aimed at men.

    • @Jnoooooo
      @Jnoooooo Před rokem

      Nah it's called comedy.

  • @exhaleinhale999
    @exhaleinhale999 Před rokem +8

    these titles are extremely worrying, jimmy's media team. funny, yes, but worrying

    • @danieln9226
      @danieln9226 Před rokem +1

      Ehhh? How dat doe mang? If that do be how ya feels, then yo life must be hella frazzled . Yous finna feel like walkin on egg shells all day errda bru

    • @MpanzuSolos
      @MpanzuSolos Před rokem +9

      @@danieln9226 41 year olds trying to be 14 year olds

    • @imcontemptwithlife4155
      @imcontemptwithlife4155 Před rokem

      Shutup

  • @GioOmerta
    @GioOmerta Před rokem

    Guys fucking great

  • @gerbilkill
    @gerbilkill Před rokem

    Hey I seen that ufc fighter. The Irish guy that everyone calls fat. He's not but Connor mcgregor loves to rile that guy. Paddy pimblet

  • @mikeetse4644
    @mikeetse4644 Před rokem

    Lol