Judge Gets Tackled & The Jeffrey Epstein List
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Hey Friends, here's part of my set from New Jersey last weekend. Wanted to share my thoughts on the man who attacked by jumping the judge and the list of names who visited Jeffrey Epstein's island.
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We waiting for you over in Florida!!!!! ❤ I'm such a fan!
@@andriannalue107Atleast you got a chance of seeing him live one day, coz he's been doing this for a while now, I see. Love his humor, but don't get to see him ever! Maybe on Netflix, his very own special! I even thought he might have ended up doing The Daily Show, but they still have not 1 host, they just keep rotating the other comedians on that show, minus Roy Wood Jr. He's doing his own thing now, comedy 😅
we need a virginia beach show please
Thank God you didn't drop a short after all this time. Fuck wit me, it's ZandarStone, baby. Yeah I'm basically a nobody, but just think of me as a asset that's still less than $1 🤷 Cheers! 🥂
I used to work for a Public Defender. One morning we came in to find a slew of crazy, threatening messages on the voicemail from a client. Looked up his charges: Phone Harassment. Some people just can't control themselves.
😂😂😂😂😂
Like, "oh hello, yes, we're returning your calls. Your case has been exonerated due to you calling us repeatedly and threatening our lives. All charges have been dropped. How did you know that harassing us would solve all your problems." hahahaha
LMAO, "you can't fix stupid".
wow
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All those napkins go in the glove box and they become car Kleenex.
💯💯💯 Facts!! 👍🏾
Yep! Now you gotta ask for everything 🙄
I'm low income so instead of buying toilet paper I just roll up wads of it from my work, AA meetings etc.
Amen
I’m the cashier that gives you too many napkins. I’m fighting for those who may need them later in life and they thank me.
I never have to buy napkins due to wonderful souls such as yourself. You're doing the Lord's work!
Dog thank you I always have a supply of napkins in my car for the dark cashier version of you who gives me no napkins
Yup, we always keep our extra napkins. They will get used.
Exactly. There is no such thing as too many napkins. You can save them and use them later.
Thank you!
" I don't move in the circles for this to be a scandal" 😂😂😂😂 How I feel about most news.
😂😂😂SAME!
Agreed
Same here & I wouldn't have it any other way. 😂😂😂 I was at home your honor. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤷🏾♀️🤷🏾♀️🤷🏾♀️
I got court in an hour, can you hurry up and tell me how this went down so I can figure some things out?
Dude was getting bail revoked. Said nope and dove like you see in that clip and started punching the judge. His lawyer, the prosecutor, and a bailiff didn't try restraining. They gave the weakest hammer blows (downward punch)
And when the added his new charges for attacking the judge they hit him with every charge they could think of. Honestly it's really a sad situation because the gentleman has untreated schizophrenia and instead of getting him into a treatment facility he will probably live the rest of his life in prison without proper care.
@@Joyfulsmiles137womp womp
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@@Joyfulsmiles137 Cool, thanks, it was a little late but I decided not to high jump the judge. It probably wouldn't of gotten my $75 back and just made the parking violation seem like it was nothing in the end.
Dude. It’s 6:00am. Im on my morning walk. Im 9 days into sobriety coming off an excruciating 8 day withdrawal. Your comedy has been the soundtrack to my recovery. I hope to see you come through Cincinnati soon!😊
It's 6:39 and I must doing good to see ya comment. I'm on a similar journey! We got this. Keep going💪🏾🫶🏾💯🇹🇹
Both of you are amazing. This story is sad but encouraging, the way he wanted it to be. May you continue your journey in light & positivity. ✌💜 czcams.com/video/zSoPHEX0l1Y/video.htmlsi=4LCCYT62fjCtPiIb
Congratulations to both of you 🎉
Congrats, I hope you're both holding strong.
Wow, congratulations on that! How are you doing now? Hey, even if you slipped back, please keep fighting! I wish you all the best! ❤
How did you miss the most important part Josh? Dude had just tried to convince the judge he had changed after she read him for filth on those previous charges. 😂 I'm not shocked that she wasn't shocked. He proved her point.
YES!. That's what I saying. The best part was him trying to convince the Judge, he had changed, he's making better decisions, the whole. nine. And then that leap!
That part😂😂😂😂
Didn't he try to plead insanity or something, but the court found him fit to stand trial? Maya Angelou said when somebody shows you who they are, believe them, right? Seemed pretty criminally insane to me!
A lot of ppl don’t kno that part bc it’s a full version and the edited version.
Oh and the judge who sentenced him for this part, **chef's kiss**
The problem is that there were ALSO victims on the list.
Seriously? The released names of victims. Wow. Our justice system sucks.
@karenwilliams777 yeah the list is a mix of witnesses, pervert criminals, and victims.
The real problem is that people aren't looking at the context of it, which is that the "list" is actually transcribed court records of victim testimony. It's not just a random list of names. The names are in there, but they do have context. However, it's insane that the victims' names weren't redacted.
@@halcyonacoustic7366aren’t there also just some business contacts too? Like people he that just worked for him in a completely legal context devoid of knowledge of the dirt he got up to.
Like I don’t know everything my boss does and if he got caught running a secret human trafficking operation I sure as hell wouldn’t want my name out there in any context for some chuckle-head on the net to try and live out their vigilante phantasy with.
@@zhazhagab0r As a cynic I'd say, these names make it possible for the very rich to shut some victims up, like pay them off to protect themselves.
Josh, I just wanted to say that you are KILLING it lately. I’ve been following you since the baby afro, “I’ve got a white voice/name” era, and I’m just so impressed at your growth as a comedian. Keep it up!!
I just came across Johnson a few months ago, but have seen many video's since and he has had a few different looks Allright!! 🤭Bit strange to see him with an afro in 1 video and bold and dressed as an African tribes man in the next, was pure comedy on its own and he's getting funnier and funnier as hell and he's not punching down, any topic is fair game! I like his sense of humor, like I used to with Chapelle and Gervais, but both their Netflix specials were troubling, esp Gervais, joking abt handicapped people, I had to put it off and Chapelle needs some new material and stop fixating on the LGBTQ community. Once or twice was funny, now it's a pattern of the he doesn't know trans ppl, it's all stereotypical humor and he's so much better than that and hope he finds better material, like crooked politicians or the Hollywood elite, or just ppl in general, enough you can joke about, without hurting ppls feelings or sympathy, coz he can't be canceled, he's a millionaire! So it's all fake outrage too! Johnson is never hurting whole groups of ppl and he's funny as hell!!
Been following since he was bald, and then out of nowhere grew a Jackson 5 afro. But I’m sure like most folks it was his KKK joke where I was like, oh this guy is something
Been following since he was bald, and then out of nowhere grew a Jackson 5 afro. But I’m sure like most folks it was his KKK joke where I was like, oh this guy is something
@@xavierwashington5408I remember those days. He did that bit about people snoring and he started beatboxing. He's come so far
Nawl David Copperfield I can see him being a little weirdo.
Josh’s sets are how I stay on top of current events 😂
Right?! It used to be The Daily Show, but the cavalcade of guest hosts is too distracting for my ADHD brain.
#JoshJohnsonForDailyShowHost
I used to use Johnny Carson for Current events when I was in high school and now I use Josh Johnson for current events as an adult. 💯
He found his niche of stand up comedy, t'was very smart
The chicken joint dude was just preparing you for the bathroom being out of toilet paper. 😂😂😂
Nice call back
😂
Yeah! When you go to go, you'll have nothing to wipe with! 😂
But at least you got them napkins! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂so hilarious 😅
LMAOOO
What was extra scary about the guy was how fast he flipped. He was like "I'm in a better place and I just need another chance." She was like "Well last time was your next chance. I saw you before and you said things would be different. So yes I have to sentence you to------- and BAMMM! He was in her throat 😮
Like a bad boyfriend.😏
Its a very common tactic in football. When things looks like they are over, and seems most likely you will lose, the only hope is a hail mary into the end zone. It rarely works but hey what else you got? 😅
@@ClarityDeterminationor a good boyfriend with a toxic girlfriend who pushes too far 😏
The most hilarious part to that story is when the dude came back for sentencing he got the full hannibal lector treatment. Mask, gloves, chains on every limb and like 10 cops hahaha
😂 they had been waiting the longest to do it
I mean can you blame them?
The bailiffs were out of shape fat whit guys whenche jumped... the next time, he came back with black bailiffs looking like bouncers😂
"So, did y'all see" is my favorite opener from Josh because I know I'm about to get a Netflix set about the wildest shit to happen in the last week.
What if the fastfood guy got told off for not giving people napkins? So now he gives everyone all the napkins, just to spite his boss. 🤔
You mean his Boss yelled at him for a silly 'not giving people enough napkins' and now he's giving people a sarcastically large amount of napkins? 😄Actually having worked in hospitality for years that sounds like a very plausible scenario 🤔
I’m pretty sure that’s what happened at the Taco Bell near me 😂😂😂. They give me like a half inch thick stack of napkins every single time 😂
That’s my assumption
You get napkins ?!?!
That's malicious compliance 😂
He did battery at the battery case! "I'd like life please." 🤣🤣🤣
Same judge demanded to sentence him and gave him 19 months, max 4 years. He'll get slapped with his new charges for assaulting the elderly before he gets out and will serve his time for that. Tbh though that judge seems legit and didn't hold it against him. He'll have another trial for that. That was a pretty good move on the judge to show people she wasn't going to be intimidated like that.
She knew how bad it would be for him the moment he leaped at her so she did the right thing and not be bothered by it
Pretty generous assesment she did t have to hold it against Him cuz her colegues would ni matter what hes being charged with attempted murder/ she did however get back in the horse that threw her so to speak she legally could not hold ut against him personally and the other judge didnt cuz separately charging him gives them more leverage/ the government is not friendly
The bailiffs were out of shape fat whit guys whenche jumped... the next time, he came back with black bailiffs looking like bouncers😂
Most judges are hardcore badasses. Steadfast, unfazed and fair. Many ain't shit though.
When you said an unhoused amount of napkins all I could think was Josh Johnson does not get enough recognition for the talent he is
The list is possible suspects of pedos, that's the point. They need to be investigated. BUT the problem is that they are all wealthy/powerful and can buy their way out of being properly investigated. 😢
think of all the parties you have been in where you knew the host or was a friend of them . done. okay. now lets say tomorrow it comes out that they trafficked young girls and hosted pedo parties at the same venues you had been in once or twice. are you a suspect now?
The potential pedos opted out of having their names on the list most had their names redacted
and enough money stretching the case out until the public forgets
Enough money to get said name off the list as well. Probably why it took forever to come out. 👀
@@jacoballen6269 good point!
When I first heard about the Vegas courtroom attack, the only thing I could say was "How??" I mean, how is it possible to leap both the defense stand *and* the judge's bench at a single bound unless you're dad blasted Superman?
You are giving him too much credit. He just has frog dna obvously lol
Judge brought dude back into court and gave him the exact sentence she had written in her notes to give.
He'll face new charges now.
"Did yall? Okay" The greatest opener of every set
Everytime he stops mid-sentence and says "okay" I am sat tf down wishing I had a bucket of popcorn
The only person I have notifications on for. You, young sir, are gifted. I appreciate what you do and can't express the joy you bring to me and everyone else. Thank you
At this point I'd say 'gifted' is even a bit of a disservice in the sense that implies that he's just naturally good at this. Maybe but I feel Josh is actually putting in the work to hone his craft. I'd say at this point it's not just talent but actually just improving through dedicated work 👍👍
Young sir? He just hasn’t wrinkled.
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It's just another level of excitement when I see a new Josh Johnson video is queuing up to premiere. Thanks!
Yeah !! That happened to me too! Lots of new material from him all the time.
Yeah what bugged me too about the whole thing is with all those cameras in that room, we didn't get the angle of his flight 😢
😂😂
The excitement in all of us. He knows what's he doing posting this several hours ahead time along with that picture of the flying criminal. This is going to be fun.
He should be the new host of the daily show
Fr
I agree
The joke is, he wasn't funny, right?
No. Roy Wood, Jr. is the man.
good Idea🙌🏾👍🏾🖤❤️
Can't wait for the, "In case yall haven't heard of Jeffrey Epstein, lemme explain right quick..."
It is such a smart marketing strategy to do stand up based off what’s going on in the news.
I'm glad you dropped Aaron Rodgers name where you did.😂
No. Don't scratch David Copperfield off the list. Remember back in the 90's when he was holding beautiful women hostage on his own private island? I TOTALLY expected his name to be at the Top of "The List".
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He gave you all those napkins so he would not have to walk in on you stuck in the stall waiting for him to bring you a fresh roll.
When you grow up rough you don't make it to adulthood without learning to fight 3 people from the ground up 😂
I am such a fan and I can relate to not recognizing names on “the list” 😂
I used to work at a pizza place where the owner was sooo cheap. Unbelievably cheap. So when he wasn’t looking I would sneak extra things in peoples orders. Sometimes good but usually like if someone ordered a small fries I’d put in like 60 ketchup packets. So they’d open the bag that would be 20% fries 80% ketchup. I wonder if that’s why the guy did the napkin thing lol.
Thanks! I'm the type that like ketchup on every bite and getting 2 or 3 pockets is irritating.
Watch Court TV for the whole 13 minute interaction. You can get even more jokes. The prosecutor wanted 19 - 48 months because he escalated to battery with a deadly weapon. He had a laundry list of assaults and DVs. I think the prosecutor wasnt asking a lot of time because he had grown up in foster care and was never fully educated and has some mental health issues but as they note during this sentencing hearing (he was already found guilty) he already got kicked out of those violent offender treatment places. Plus, he already had a charge for assaulting a protected person. Also most of the bailiffs left parading a bunch of white guys shackled together out the court while his sentencing was happening. The guy in the suit was the stenographer. He was the first to intervene when this man cleared that bench. He was pulling him off of her when the bailiff came and they got him all the way off. But he didnt start beating him until the guy got the upper hand on both the 1st and 2nd bailiff. I hope you can here what the assailant is screaming as he leaves. It sounded like some NYC subway train ramblings. I don't know if he was talking some legends of Zelda or dragonball z or supernatural or what but dude sounded off his rocker. judge was knocked out for a minute though and it took a while for someone to say call 911
Michael Lasso, 27, is a LAW CLERK, which I believe is different from a stenographer, and the judge has known him for “numerous” years. I searched for him because when I saw the encounter I had a feeling he was more than just an employee. Cause be real, I wouldn’t step in front of MY boss like that.😂
that was personal @@1Hermit
@@1Hermit oh okay thanks. a law clerk. he has cajones. acted in 0.001 seconds
@@pinkrebel8412 I was SO impressed with his actions I had to dig deeper. I watched it a few times in slo mo. He was reacting saying “whoa whoa whoa” before anyone else had a clue.
Josh Johnson is the only comedian I'd like to meet.
If anything, I finally got it through my mom's head to stop support Les Wexner's businesses completely now. After the list was dropped I sent her some news articles and she was like "how hasn't this been all over the news" 🤦♀️
I’m pretty sure the “stenographer” is actually the judge’s law clerk
Those napkins are a savior when you don't wanna buy Kleenex or something for the car tho XD
You menaged to make that judge situation even funnier, congrats my man
the line I like your comedy and I don't have much....but I have napkins😅...😂
,” … because I didn’t get to finish my sentence. “ 😂
New sub. Binging ALL these videos! Too funny, JOSH JOHNSON is a next great. Very relatable comedy, perfect timing and content rocks.
I like it when they give me extra napkins! I save them in my car for future needs.
Josh addresses topics right away, that makes him stand out from other comedians . Great job man
I AM SO EXCITED TO HEAR YOU TALK ABOUT THIS LITERALLY OMG I CAN NOT WAIT
Any one else get their news from this man too? 😂😂 better than any news anchor.
Josh, you NEED a Netflix special! Period!
That "id like life please" line killed me
I was dying for the rest of the video
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Watch the full video for better context and you’ll see the bailiff is sitting down on his phone!🤦🏽♀️
I always say " crazy people strong". Thats just facts.
FINALLY!!! When this happened I could not wait to get Josh's take on it.. and it was worth the wait 😂
The napkin hook up was hilarious😂
The Flying Felon😂😂😂
I was stunned that the bailiffs were slow too. Apparently, no one thought he was going to clear the bench. It was surreal.
Did no one see the older guy who just stood right in front of the whole judge-defendant situation looking like he was trying not to enjoy it, like he's been waiting on the Lord for so long for this blessing? 😂😂😂
He totally did, so crazy when he jumped right over! He missed his million dollar money maker!🎉
You come up with so much good material so often that I am just amazed.
He was not mic-ed but he definitely yelled "parkour parkour"
"I didn't get to finish my sentence." damn.
I'd like to listen to 2 or 3 shows the same night, to see how this magic happens. he sounds like he's just talking off-hand, no "jokes," but 8x funnier than anyone else. brilliant stuff.
I just love hearing this dude talk, his thoughts. Whether its funny or not, glad its padded with comedy, but i like this dude
The guy who attacked the judge did go back to court in front of the same judge, and this time they had him restrained with some sort of muzzle and handcuffs and multiple guards. There was a picture online. I don't know what happened after that.
❤ BaBy ❤
I'm here for the comedy!!!!
Listening to Josh's comedy is like listening to your funny stoned friend talking non-stop, and I cant stop listening
Like the chill laidback delivery. Good stuff!
You make my day! I can't wait for your Netflix special 😉
He has a special on Peacock that just came out a few months ago
Thanks. I watched recently. Funny!
😂😂 it was the judge's clerk not the stenographer.
😂😂 I can't wait to hear you talk about the charge list they read to him. Love your stuff!
I've been following you for a minute bro, really happy for all your success you're mad funny
When my friend and I worked at McDonald’s years ago, she would just randomly put in a ton a napkins to mess with people. Sometimes she put like 10 straws in a bag and the person didn’t even order a drink 😂 we also gave the hook up on sauces cause this was right around when they started charging extra.
I just figured out why ur comedy works so well… yes of course amazing ability and super funny … but ur “self proclaimed” awkwardness makes you fantastically relatable. It’s a gift.
I think judges benches are up high because they do get attacked a lot. They are definitely targeted
In defence of NapkinFisto - with the old spring loaded napkin chutes, you'd be punching your hand in to get the last 1/4 out because the spring was limp and then when someone refills and overfills them and you're stood there with a fist full of napkins, unless you take a minute to get them out one at a time with both hands..
You’re my favorite young comedian, a genuinely funny guy. 😂
Napkin wise I got you 😂
Thanks for helping my rough day
I did not see the Judge getting tackled video before watching yours....just watched, your summary was perfect
No it wasn't, half of what he said literally didn't ever happen.
I need to hear some Wu Tang on that outro. 🔥🔥
this is where i get my news
New Josh let’s goooooooo
I already know it's gonna be hilarious
I learn about the world from your comedy alone
i work at chipotle and make delivery orders sometimes, i just put a random amount of napkins in the bags most of the time, sometimes i out wayy too many and sometimes wayy too little
Did not expect to see my name on the List, I wasn't there!
I need to know the brand of that hoodie? Color combo is 🔥
4:57 This is REAL 😂😂 I get offended when they add multiple sets of plastic ware to my order... YES, I'M FINNA EAT ALL THIS!! 😭🥴
Nah but fr tho, I have a bank account at a bank and I have no clue who the owner of my bank is.
The list was never really anything more than a list of details of people who are related to the particular incident that was litigated.
It was never a list of accomplices and incidents to break down the entire enterprise.
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Were u channeling Cosby at 3:00? Lol but seriously you're hilarious brother, timing is perfected
Bro overcompensating in napkins and trying to play it cool 😂😅
Literally my favorite comedian
No black aquaman was the 1rst 1!
I was here for this! You are awesome!!
The outro music is so tough!! 🔥
His director wrote that.
4:55 Eminem rapping like "You using WAY too many napkins"
Bullies never seem to get that beating people up never makes them feel favorably disposed to you.
But Josh you need some extra napkins for the car, for another time when you need napkins or a tissue or something.
For the next five times they don’t give you any napkins