BEST OF Markiplier Makes
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- Here come some highlights of some of the funniest moments from Markiplier Makes!!
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Mark: We were poor children
Ethan: *wE dIdNt HaVe FiNgErS*
Fingersssss 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 takin it to a higher level
666 likes
Nun the less paint for them
Amy: "Hey, Ethan?"
Ethan: "What? :D"
Amy: "What's behind you?"
...
"Oh, a ketul!!! :0"
kettle*
@@CaydeSmax Quit it, Grammar Nazi, it was INTENTIONAL.
@@CaydeSmax it's because he said it weird
@@norwegianpride7523 well with the amount of kids who frequent yt i figured it was worth it.
CaydeStroke Max k.....
Other CZcamsrs: I'm so rich look at my fancy cars
Mark: I AM A MAN WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS
The Ultimate Flex
Mark: I AM A MAN WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS :D
I love it every time when he says that
YOU ARE A MAN WHO OWNS 420 LIKES
@@osmanak6930 yeet
Lol
ha jokes on you i own 6 ovens
ethans delivery of “you know amy loves americaaa” is the funniest thing on this planet
I will never not find that funny
4:50
Ah, but have you heard "Who's ready to cream?"
I literally rewatch it over and over
*4:54
“I’d like to welcome to the stage, Wingus and Dingus.”
“WhOsE rEaDy To CrEaM?”
"I sAiD gEt ReAdY tO cUm!!!"
5:45
"And you're a ghost because you're dead"
"Oh just like my channel"
FJJSGFJSJFF I LOST IT
What? I didnt see projared in there.
Ethan: Dingus
Tyler: Wingus
Mark: Pingus
So accurate
Bingus
Wingus, dingus, pingus, unus, annus
Luthfi Randhika heeey macarena!
@@randhikamuhammadluthfi8666 Memento Mori :3
1:15
Mark: Id like to welcome to the stage, uh, Wingus and Dingus
Ethan: W H O S R E A D Y T O C R E A M ? ? ?
Favorite ethan quote imo
Game cream pies
@@nightshade_v76 Same.
I guess we all know who the dingus is
Is at 1:21 when they say it
Ethan: what does brûlée mean in French?
Siri: *brûlée*
Ethan: yeah, no I know
It's in the video.
6:43
No 6:37 first 🤗
666 likes wow
It means "burned"
Every Markiplier Makes in a nutshell:
-Tyler: *actually makes an effort*
-Ethan: *tries and fails horribly*
-Mark: *"When I was young, my family was poor! We didn't have anything!"*
Haha true story
...and Amy is always the best of sports because she sets everything up so nice and the boys just fudge it up completely in the first few seconds...and she's like "you guys haven't even used all of the colors!" or what have you...that woman is a saint, the best task manager, and a saint!!
💯
@@venuswashername Its still cute thoo
Mark: *"We all fucking ate dust and drank molecules."*
“together they make t y t h a n”
“NOHOHOHOOOO”
Also me: *YESSS, TyHaN!!*
for the love of god don't look that up on Wattapad
@@1SKRAAC1D lmao i like to imagine what happened there after that video but i won't ever want to see it myself
@@ozmel146 oh dear god
@@1SKRAAC1D Looked it up but didn’t read a any. The covers were already unholy enough
Seeing mark be grossed out by Ethan spitting in his face and knowing the things they’ll do in Unus Annus in the future is absolutely hilarious ... they have no idea about the boundaries that will be broken
They really have no boundaries between them now
I mean considering they've seen each other naked multiple times, boundaries are non existent to them
Roses are red
eggs come in dozens
*I AM A MAN, WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS!*
Violets are blue,
I’ll see you later,
Someone send Ethan
A roll of toilet paper!
I'm a man! I'm 40!
@@abysslight2490 ...
I'm wheezing that's great
Ok, this is the most original one I've ever seen. And it's funny. 10/10
Creme Brulee:
Tyler: _bland_
Mark: _s a l t_
Ethan: *_e g g_*
oeuf
Oof
It means burnt creme
oeuf
Siri: *Brûlée*
"who made the mona lisa?"
eef: dicaprio
me: davinci
my inner demons: da vinky?
Omg I love it
LMAO U GOT ME WHEEZING
AUGH
O: Da vinky? Dream SMP referrance?
@@bugsmith3395 thats not where its from but sure
" horses. presidents? "
my mind, immediately: *THERE IS A HORSE LOOSE IN THE HOSPITAL*
The horse is leaving the hospital :)
The classic
Just cut to an interview with a guy who saw a bird in the airport once
@@norat3691 Horse refuses to leave the hospital
juan.
Mark: Who made the Mona Lisa?
Ethan: Leonardo DiCaprio...
Mark: *THAT'S IT!!*
Amy an artist weeps
My two brain cells during an art test:
@@natalierabe7998 xD
That killed me
It be leo da Vinci biatchessss
“Is like to welcome to the stage.. uh.. Wingus and Dingus”
“W h o ‘ s r e a d y t o c r e a m ?”
*Reverb echos out into distance*
I'm ready to ｃｒｅａｍ
I will now put a timestamp, for this is my favorite Ethan quote:
1:15
"PANDERING! You know Amy loves America!"
There's several directions Ethan could've taken that. I'm glad he chose that one.
2:58
Mark: WHY DO I KEEP STICKING HAND IN BEES NEST
(proceeds to do so again)
Sequence starts at 2:48
nobody:
mark: I AM A MAN WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS
Nobody:
Mark: I GREW UP *SO POOR* I COULDN'T EVEN AFFORD TO *B R E A T H*
I actually scrolled down to the comments, read this one, and as I finished reading it Mark started saying the thing and now I can't stop laughing send help
*This is funny*
Chefs:Hold my ovens
Amy: What about that toaster oven?
Why do i keep sticking hand in bees nest?
*definitely not because you're a masochist*
Yeah, he just wants to see how much his body can handle.
@@pixelparasite829 he has to go even further beyond
5:00
Mark: Have you never boiled water before?
Ethan: Well no one watches it!
(All laugh. Credits roll)
Mark's mom: so when are you having kids?
Mark: I hAvE fIvE oVeNs!!!!
does that equate just how many kids he'll have one day in the future???:-/
Thats the joke
@@AnimalFreakGamer30 I think it's more like "why would I have kids when I have fIvE oVeNs?"
@@AnimalFreakGamer30 I think it's more like "why would I have kids when I have fIvE oVeNs?"
Gaby A. N. *parent
“You know Amy loves America”
Gets me every time 😂
Jenny Gilchrist It kills me every time xD I love Ethan xD
Ah same 😂😂
4:54 Just so you can replay it as many times as you want XDDDDD
Pandering.
You forgot the PANDERING 😂
Ethan: There’s no toilet paper! Top ten posts which predicted the future.
Haha quarantine joke
Seriously tho good job
I didn't hear the 'paper' bit and just thought he went into a room only to discover there was no toilet and it was too late
YES!
I cannot believe this is from 10 months ago already jeez...
@@phoenixdragon1258 lmaooo
Introducing Tyler the Ethan Shide and Ethan the Tyler Shide TOGETHER THEY MAKE TYTHAN
Tyler and Ethan: *both look at each other* NOOOOO
Just so you know, it's spelt Scheid. It's Tyler's last name.
Mark: “We were so poor, we couldn’t even afford eggs/t-shirts/etc.”
Also Mark: *”I AM A MAN WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS!!”*
Insert Dope Wolf Related Name Here started from the bottom
He was poor as child he has muns now
He's come a long way
You never forget living a childhood without an oven because you're too poor to get one. He's overcompensating now.
Butt Stone lol
Every Markiplier Makes ever-
Mark- “We were *too poor* as kids”, * insert sex joke here *
Tyler- Actually *tries*
Ethan- Tries, but fails... a lot
*_YES._*
i love how mark and ethan are always just running around while tyler is in the background actually trying to make whatever they were making.
who's here after unus annus got deleted and are trying to feel the same magic
Me lol
Hello my friend
hu
Absolutely me
what's unus annus? 😭
𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐤: "When I was young, I was poor."
𝐀𝐥𝐬𝐨 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐤: "I AM A MAN WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS!"
What a glow up
The story of success
Mama Pat can one learn to rewrite that story with another figure at the helm?
Goroto Jr. yeah definitely
Ethan: horses.. presidents??
Me: THERE IS A HÖRSE L O O S E IN THE hOsPiTaL.
Y E S
YESSSSS
SAME 🤣
JOHN MULANEY
YES!
I die of cuteness every time Ethan tells Amy that she has a birthday cake now he just sounds so proud and happy
"Angri Man Screams at Ballistas for being better than his own"
6:58
no one:
literally no one:
no one at all:
Ethan: who’s ready to cream?
Everyone: no one
"i said get ready to come"
Mark: What is cream? When I was young I was poor and didn’t have the luxuries of this ‘cream’ you speak of.
Tythen
1:21
No one:
Not a soul:
Ethan:
W H O ' S R E A D Y T O C R E A M?
I cried when I saw this
I can't read my brains broke what does it say
Your profile pic is perfect for this comment
This is it. The post I've been waiting for my whole life.
no one:
absolutely no one:
literally not one person ever:
mark: Sandy Vagina
Ethan is always just like
"Imma do my own thing over here don't mind me" 😂😂😂😂
How Ethan said America though 😂
"Americahh"
Edit: 4:54
Sounds like Mini Ladddd
mmmm 😅
you know mini loves children
Mark: Who wants to write first?
Tyler: **rock paper scissors gesture**
Ethan: **joins Tyler**
Mark: That's not an answer..
Ethan: *h e l p*
@Safic _46 RIGHT NOW *HITS LIKE* AMAHHHH
Safic _46 what’s a papper? Heard of paper but never papper :0
@@nuggetboi2886 i guess i did an *oOpSie*
I expect it to be a compilation of Mark saying "When I was young, I was poor" XD
We por children. we didnd haf fingers
Amanda Is A Nerd ...
up
That's the next compilation video 😂😂😂
I am young and I am poor. I relate to Mark in that way. And I only have 2 fingers, couldn't afford the full set ;(
"i was poor, this is the first time i've touched acrylic paint"
(not even a minute ago)
" *I OWN FIIIIVE OVENS!* "
"what does Brulee in french mean"
Google in a french accent "Brulee"
Ethan: “What does Brûlée mean in French?”
Siri: “Yes.”
No that's Oui.
Ginger McGingin r/wooooooooosh
@@mikahmillion8584 this isn't Reddit
This whole replies section is just a big r/Woooosh
Siri said brulee with a french accent not "yes", that's what made them laugh.
And together they make *tythan*
IM IN TEARS LMAOOOOO
the ship has been made mark decreed it it cant be undone
R.I.P. Ethan's goth Girlfriend XDDD
@@madmouse1016 xD im sorry but you cant argue mark when he ships its mark
@@AngelWingsYT *R.I.P.*
Why has mark ruined my name just make it ty remove the than
Mark: “who made the Mona Lisa?”
Ethan: “d-uh, leanoardo decaprio”
Mark: “DATS IT”
I love how tyler was always had a "I don't have time for this shit" face for every challenge
Nobody:
Mark: *T O O M U C H S H O O G*
I want to like. But it's at 420. 😉
LMAO
Too much shoog? *comedy*
Mark: who painted the Mona Lisa?
Ethan: Leonardo Dicaprio
Mark: seems legit
Dont forget what was the first color
@@thisemptyworm4677 yeah lmao
DATZ EET
Tyler: *picks of the cheese*
Mark: TODAY JUNIOR!!!
Me: *wheeze*
6:40
"What does brulee in French mean?"
"...Brulee".
"Yeah, no. I...".
Brulee
Brulee
Brulee
Brulee
Brulee
Amy: Ethan what's behind you?
Ethan: *tiny gasp* a kettle
😂😂😂
5:09
666th like
A keddul!
It's kinda nostalgic to see Ethan as a teenager. (it's cool to see how Ethan kinda evolved like a Pokémon)
5:12
Why does Ethan just randomly laugh when Amy says: *What’s behind you?*
He was tryna boil water and Amy pointed out the kettle right next to him which quite easily could've boiled the water.
1:20 Ethan has the power to tell sexual/dark jokes with a cute and innocent face you almost don't pay attention to what he is saying 😂
While mark takes 10 seconds to register it tyler is already laughing
*WHO'S READY TO CREAM?*
Tyler : There was chocolate... **picks up chocolate** this whole-
Tyler : **Slams chocolate on counter**
Also Tyler : *F U C K*
I love how Mark can be so incredibly unapologetic sometimes and then apologize profusely for accidentally flicking sand at Amy
0:27
Mark: .....And together they make Tythan
Ethan&Tyler a.k.a. Tythan: NUUUUUUUUUUU
You should've put "Tythan" said nu 😂😂😂
I SHIP IT
Titan
@@iseeyou6985 *SASAGEYO INTENSIFIED*
Me: Says the Person who is Shipped with a Irish Boy
My friends and I now just say "Who's ready to cream?" Constantly Bc of Ethan so thank you for this new inside meme 😂
Omg same
ethan is the most underrated person on the internet ever
*WHO'S READY TO CREAM?*
Imagine having friends
Yep "FRIENDS"
How are there no comments about the captions at 2:34...Whoever wrote that is a freakin genius.
Who watched with captions on
*Double fisting* its so hillarious
I like how in every other Markiplier makes he always brings up how his family was poor when he was growing up. And then suddenly in the Creme Brulee on: "I AM A MAN WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS!"
95% of these are sexual jokes why am i not surprised
*S a n d y v a g i n a*
95%? THOSE ARE ROOKIE NUMBERS!!
@@Kurgster13 i was being generous. They had a few none sexual....granted most of THOSE were one or all of them being a dumbass...
You shouldn't be
@@JosinDroplet ok ok 98% better?
Roses are red
Everything is a meme
Ethan wants to know
"Who's ready to Cream"
LOL
GENESEE WILKINSON XDXDXD
Casually puts that on my board for famous sayings-
Noice
I don’t think I realized just how hilarious Ethan was until all his moments were captured in one vodeo
Mark: Being competitive
Tyler: genuinelly trying
Ethan: oOh A kEtTLe
Mark- who made the Mona Lisa?
Ethan- łėöñårdø dï çäprîō
Mark- THatS iT
Hours: how long will this take
Markiplier: yes
there's nothing more cringy than reusing an unoriginal joke
Lmao 😂👌
😂😂😂😂😂
I watched too much Uno so that yes sounded recorded
**What I wish for**
Mark: I'm kidnapping all of you
4:34
they predicted
they predicted “da vinki”
Mark:Jesus Christ, when did you stop breaking-
Ethan:C A R E F U L !
Mark: But who made the Mona Lisa???
Ethan: leonardo...dicaprio
Mark: THAT'S IT!!!!!!!
edit: thanks for the likes
THATZ EET
History rewritten
*Markiplier and his friends destroying everything for 9 and a half minutes*
Basically
*pushes glasses in* actually it is 9 minutes and 24 seconds
Best compilation ever right?
no it's them destroying my life and breaking my vocal cords for an hour
good joke though!
Unus Annus: with Tyler
mark: who painted the Mona Lisa?
me, immediately: “da vincky?”
Ethan: Happy lil accidents
Mark: EXTREMELY SANDY VA GINA
Mark: This is Tyler! The Ethan shide
Tyler: **Hits table** _Yeah!_
Mark: And Ethan the Tyler shide!
Ethan: _Mark what are you doing?_
Mark: Together they make Tythan!
Both: *NOOOOO!*
What's a shide? I never got that since the original video
Hello again random creepypasta fan
Rachel Harrison just say last name don’t be douche
YEEESSSS
Another Phangirl Helloooooo~!
okay people are talking about "who's ready to C R E A M" and rightfully so, but whenever i disassociate, my brain immediately jumps to mark screaming "SPOONS DOWN!" at ethan's hand
1:08 It’s me. Markiplier...
*”T H E S A U S A G E”*
Ethan: Nohoho! Guys!
Mark: Are you pooping?
Ethan:
There’s no toilet paper!
*T H E R E S*
*N O*
*T O I L E T*
*P A P E R*
I legit thought he said there’s no toilet.
Puffy fluff balll Fluffy fluff ball Up until I found this comment chain I thought the same too.
4:41 Tyler was so shy making his joke and hoping for a laugh
"I would say it's a patriotic glory hole"
Oh how times have changed
3:22 oh my god I love Tyler’s reactions haha
"Engineer, my ass..."
"I'll engineer your ass~"
Honestly, Tony Stark came to mind immediately at that. It sounds like something he'd say
I think Tyler just exists to mellow out Mark and Ethan at this point 😂
But now we have Unus Annus... and that mellow barrier is gone...
God speed us all.
No one:
Not even Tyler:
Not even Ethan:
Not even Amy:
Mark: *I AM A MAN WITH FivE OvENs*
IVE SEEN LITERALLY FIVE PEOPLE SAY THIS SO FAR.
Also Mark: *I GREW UP POOR, WE DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING*
Actually, to correct ya, Amy: What about that toaster oven?
Also mark: *I WAS SO POOR*
Tyler: The oldest brother that's also the calmest but still jokes with his brothers and can handle them despite them being ridicules
Mark: The middle brother that loves joking with his youngest brother the most
Ethan: The youngest brother that both annoys and jokes with both his brothers
0:40 is pure unus annus energy
"And you're a ghost because you're dead."
*Oh, just like my channel*
ME
Stop trying to advertise
He/she is quoting Ethan. They were just saying something from the video, if you actually watched it.
Just like my will to live!
_JUST LIKE ME_
The early stages of Unus Annus
i've noticed a pattern in the markiplier makes series where ethan seems to struggle with eggs
-too many eggs in the pancakes
-too many eggs in the pie crust
-uses whole egg in creme brûlée
-has a mental breakdown over egg drop video
"I am a man who owns five ovens!"
God, I wish that were me...
cookers and bakers sob
Went from having not a single finger to having 5 ovens, that's a rags to riches story if I've ever heard one.
The ovens or Mark?
@@NomadTL No i meant do you wish you were mark or the ovens
@@isaacgalvan4997 oh, then, yes, I wish I were mark. That's how I would get the ovens
"BEST OF Markiplier Makes"
you mean: literally, every second of every Markiplier Makes?
this is too short of a video
edit: grammar
@Goober 6 Usually so people know what they edited? Idk its just a thing people do ig.
@@irvxn7871 I think it's sometimes because then people don't want to look like they've made a mistake, in your case you probably wanted to show that you made one?
@@Unknown_crusader It is because there are people out there who will bitch about every single mistake that you make, as if you are supposed to be the Perfect Being, or God.
Mark: We're going in raw
_unprotected_
*ethan*
Now that unus annus is gone, we need more Markiplier Makes
yuh
ethan and tyler: so we-
mark: I WAS POOR
this surprisingly got more like than i expected woah
Ethan: Pandering! You know amy luvs americaa!
😂 4:50
That was amazimg
i died😂😂
The way he said it too! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
4:18 the panic in Ethan's eyes
Just to think Ethan was once just a fan that did a backflip at a panel and now he's on all fours getting smacked by Mark with a spatula. Amazing.
If you turn on captions at 2:17, it says “Mark: (majestically) I AM A MAN...WHO OWNS FOUR OVENS.
Then immediately after.....
(even more majestically)
I AM A MAN... WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS.
Rosanna Pansino would be proud
@@viper7526
Soooo proud
Amy:Also the toaster oven
Mark as a child: *tOo pOoR*
Mark now: A MAN. WHO OWNS *FIVE OVENS*
Pancake art was the most iconic fight me . *DoN- DoOoOOunT toUch mAi bOuwel BItCH*
Mark : I'd like to welcome onto the stage , Wingis and Dingis.
Ethan : *_Who's ready to cream ?_*
who’s here bc unus annus is gone and you needed serotonin
Do you mean dopamine?