Japan’s Night Parasites - What Are Scouts?

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    00:00 Introduction
    00:42 Opening joke
    02:21 What is a scout?
    04:45 How much can they earn?
    07:59 Is a scout a parasite?
    11:09 Scout for H-video companies
    13:31 Scouting is illegal
    16:55 University students becoming scouts
    19:34 Ending joke
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Komentáře • 171

  • @Meshida
    @Meshida  Před rokem +17

    Please write your comment below! If you enjoyed watching this video, please check out this video too! You'll definitely like it too.
    What is Hosugurui? ホス狂い | The dark side of male host club in Japan
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    • @kitsura
      @kitsura Před rokem +1

      My second favorite series behind Nami-san's sex industry videos.

  • @MegaHogzilla
    @MegaHogzilla Před rokem +59

    The unison "White bitch!" slayed me. You guys are getting funnier all the time.

  • @AdamOwenBrowning
    @AdamOwenBrowning Před rokem +17

    My favourite expert on anything is Ken Suzuki. He's an expert on basically anything that my mother would feel uncomfortable listening to.

  • @tonygriego6382
    @tonygriego6382 Před rokem +26

    Despite the very dark and serious subject matter, it's always a treat to see the return of the king of creepy men.

  • @luther1546
    @luther1546 Před rokem +30

    This was just two guys ripping each other. Very funny.

  • @jilldawson89
    @jilldawson89 Před rokem +21

    Mixing humor when you discuss a very dark subject matter is very pleasant to watch! Great job, guys!!!

  • @esploratoredelvuoto9204
    @esploratoredelvuoto9204 Před rokem +14

    The best part of this comedy channel is that give us a lot or real information about the problems of japan, your humor is great! Noè I understand more the scout scenario in many doujin I have read

  • @valmarsiglia
    @valmarsiglia Před 10 měsíci +2

    "Only cultists talk to you on the street." 🤣🤣🤣 I can relate, my man.

  • @imperatorsam8752
    @imperatorsam8752 Před rokem +36

    So happy to watch more The Japan Report. Keep it up!! It's so good to learn more about the unseen side of Japan as a foreigner.

  • @EmperorTakashi
    @EmperorTakashi Před 9 měsíci +2

    I like how it becomes a flame war between the two of you each episode. Lol

  • @omittapir5986
    @omittapir5986 Před rokem +5

    😂😂😂😂😂😂I love the sarcastic exchange between Ken and Meshida.... their chemistry is👍👍😂😂

  • @kyoxkurenai
    @kyoxkurenai Před rokem +24

    I am offended by being called a male Otaku gaijin weirdo; I do not watch that much anime! 😂
    Ken's deadly martial arts skills demonstration is top quality content, I am on my way to watch that again in his channel right now

  • @zacherybutter7349
    @zacherybutter7349 Před rokem +5

    This video has been out for almost 2 weeks and has 800+ likes and ZERO dislikes, keep it up Meshida-san!

  • @thepunisher2988
    @thepunisher2988 Před rokem +9

    In all seriousness, this kind of comedy is comedy in its original form - an art, and I am grateful to watch it being practiced by these two brilliant gentlemen.
    Ancient Greeks used comedy as a way to bring social problems to people's attention so to get people to reflect on those problems and think of solutions.
    There are social problems that people just find uncomfortable or uneasy to discuss openly, and comedy made it possible to remind everyone of the problems without causing too much discomfort. You see, you find humor in this type of comedy, because you subconsciously acknowledge the subject. Otherwise, it just wouldn't be funny or let alone make any sense.
    And this is also the reason why some people find some comedy 'offensive', because the subject matter of comedy is essentially ugly truths, and some people just cannot tolerate ugly truths in any form due to their extreme anxiety.
    Comedy is the least confrontational way to deliver ugly truth of reality, and if a person cannot tolerate it for it offends his senses he has no choice but to live a lie.
    There is nothing wrong with having to live a lie as long as he does not force the lie on those who are willing to confront ugly truth through their appreciation comedy.
    Comedy based on a lie is no longer a comedy as no one will find humor in it, and it shouldn't be up to those wanting to live a lie to destroy comedy for their own personal problem.

  • @on11sama
    @on11sama Před rokem +7

    20:08 I unironically enjoyed this joke 👍

  • @cubically9366
    @cubically9366 Před rokem +8

    Pro tip: If you see ken san on the streets talking to a woman, You can tell he has now became a scout an you must run as fast as you can from him.

  • @superfoxbat
    @superfoxbat Před rokem +7

    meshida-san, only through Ken-san can you achieve a commission greater than any scouts 🤣

  • @Dogedoge337
    @Dogedoge337 Před rokem +4

    That video of Ken-san is on another level of comedy.

  • @robjayar8684
    @robjayar8684 Před rokem +2

    Your brutal jokes never ceases to crack me up 😂😂😂

  • @Kibbitz
    @Kibbitz Před rokem +3

    Careful, Meshida san, piss off Ken san too much and he might break out the nunchakus on you lol

  • @user-mp5lb7sh5r
    @user-mp5lb7sh5r Před rokem +27

    This is multi-layered comedy where both Meshida and Ken are displaying aspects of Manzai 「漫才」with roles of Tsukkomi 「突っ込み」and Bokeru「ボケる」interchangably. I enjoyed this informative skit and subscribed to Ken's channel as well.

    • @distinctloafer
      @distinctloafer Před rokem +1

      It's so traditionally structured, lol

    • @OmarLivesUnderSpace
      @OmarLivesUnderSpace Před rokem

      Actually, it's a 漫才 consisting of two ツッコミ and no ボケ

    • @silentfox740
      @silentfox740 Před rokem

      @官南雄, quite an interesting educational comment, thank you for posting this.

  • @filtratedbread
    @filtratedbread Před rokem +4

    He's a great comedian. If you go Tokyo, you should defiantly watch his show!

  • @rangingaway92
    @rangingaway92 Před rokem +4

    Good to see Ken san back again for more live roast. I can see the camaraderie between you two.

  • @Pericalypsis
    @Pericalypsis Před rokem +2

    Ken-san has maximum love control. But he will only use it for good, and not for evil. This is why Ken-san is not a scout.

  • @acolyte1951
    @acolyte1951 Před rokem +3

    ken's nunchaku skills are impressive

  • @tiffchu
    @tiffchu Před rokem +1

    the cut to ken san singing at the end is sending me lmaoooo keep it up

  • @notarmchairhistorian7779

    "You look like a middle-aged man". Meshida-san is too mean. Lmao.

  • @cobainmyers7104
    @cobainmyers7104 Před rokem +4

    you are both my favorite Japanese comedian ,stop the war haha

  • @JB-qg2uc
    @JB-qg2uc Před 10 měsíci +2

    Ken's delivery is so funny!

  • @seekertosecrets
    @seekertosecrets Před rokem +5

    4:32 Dang! This woman just roasted both of you guys! XD
    6:04 Now, it's just Ken that's roasting you! LOL
    6:23 Okay, that's a clever reference.
    6:50 This guy is funny! Trying to be like Bruce Lee! It works!
    7:38 Any one else hoping they would wind up in a slap fight?! XD
    9:45 That's a sinister ploy.
    13:28 Damn! Those are fighting words!
    16:17 Self promotion through a fake agency. That's worse than doing it on the street. Unless officers lure the person(s) into meeting for an arrest, that's a easy trap to fall for.
    19:32 I'm on Ken's side for that one!
    19:45 A low key insult! Ken is pretty funny!

  • @tioray9982
    @tioray9982 Před 23 dny +1

    PLEASEEE..we need a episode where Ken-San swears and say a lot of bad words!!
    That would be amazing and will shiiiet in myself laughing my ass soooo hard!!!

  • @Bloodcap
    @Bloodcap Před rokem +6

    You guys are ridiculous, and I love it. Keep up the good work.

  • @vivoslibertos
    @vivoslibertos Před rokem +4

    I have visit japan several times and yes I've been scouted for bukkake scene and scouted by cultist asking if I am happy in life. I'd love to see Ken-san sings more Ozaki's song, only real man sings Ozaki;s.

  • @agamersinsanity
    @agamersinsanity Před rokem +9

    Hostesses and hosts clubs are an interesting concept, but if the scouts are getting girls into huge debts that's just makes me mad and I find it immoral to do so.
    I feel sorry for the girls who ends up like that.
    But thank you Meshida-san and Ken-san for the silly jokes and informative video. :D
    Mission Impotence was nice though and Mission Impotence 2 xD

  • @jeyabalan2
    @jeyabalan2 Před rokem +3

    "weird male otaku gaijin-san" 😂 yeah that's me

  • @thejapanarchocommunist
    @thejapanarchocommunist Před rokem +3

    You still see plenty of scouts around Shinjuku station, especially near the Alta building exit. There's a police station right there, but they don't do shit so it wouldn't surprise me if the cops were in on it too

  • @truck-kun8022
    @truck-kun8022 Před rokem +17

    As a male Otaku Gaijin it would break my heart knowing a relatives or someone i know get into a relationship with a scumbag and only to be tricked/brainwashing and ended up in a brothel or getting plowed in front of camera for the world to see. That's why i can't ever watch JAV, only 2Ds.

  • @yisroel6
    @yisroel6 Před rokem +2

    Things got out of hand pretty quickly. Wasn't expecting it and had a really good laugh. Can't wait to see what you publish next!

  • @ereh5616
    @ereh5616 Před rokem +2

    the singing at the end jajajajajja

  • @katajiro8178
    @katajiro8178 Před rokem +13

    - What's the difference between porn and prostitution?
    - The video camera.

  • @hammr6133
    @hammr6133 Před rokem +4

    Outstanding! You guys are superb!

  • @kitsura
    @kitsura Před rokem +6

    Ken-san's sexual experience is "varied" which is another way to say BDSM or something more...

  • @SurinderSingh-td3gw
    @SurinderSingh-td3gw Před rokem +9

    You both are talented and funny and interesting and you've really researched about this topic, your videos really made my day thank you. 😂

  • @doyouknowdeweyy6291
    @doyouknowdeweyy6291 Před rokem +2

    Thanks alot for the giggles, Meshida San and Suzuki San!

  • @txfreethinker
    @txfreethinker Před rokem +2

    I love it when y'all do a video together! Hilarious! 😂

  • @anthonypersaud3695
    @anthonypersaud3695 Před rokem +2

    I feel attacked Ken San, I'm not a weird male Otaku gaijin San. I'm a weird male gaijin San. 😆😆😆

  • @GarydeBrown
    @GarydeBrown Před rokem +4

    Ken Suzuki rocks them nunchucks just like Bruce Lee. 💯💯💯

  • @eudaemonia3134
    @eudaemonia3134 Před rokem +2

    This is definetly what I think is the most funny about your channel. I really like the unique style. Keep it up!

  • @baroquer
    @baroquer Před rokem +4

    You two are totally wacko 🤣👏

  • @mosescortez9193
    @mosescortez9193 Před rokem +3

    The best comedy team ken san catchphrase Shut the f up love it 🤣🤣🤣👍

  • @rejectwokeness1314
    @rejectwokeness1314 Před rokem +4

    Ken San is so talented and knowledgeable, he should be a lawyer, professor or politician. It'll also keep him off the prison because girls think he's a creepy middle aged man 😂😂😂

  • @damedesuka77
    @damedesuka77 Před rokem +2

    Pervert male gaijin-san? Oh you're wrong!
    Because I'm a weird female gaijin-san 😅

  • @nasis18
    @nasis18 Před rokem +2

    So nice of you to include Ken-san in your videos Meshida-san.

  • @Scott-un7lc
    @Scott-un7lc Před rokem +2

    Another hilarious video

  • @bakkwa8705
    @bakkwa8705 Před rokem +1

    Prostitution is legal in Singapore . As long as they go for regular medical check-ups and carry health cards . Pimping on the other hand is illegal and subject to heavy fines and jail terms .

  • @RōninChán-g9c
    @RōninChán-g9c Před rokem +2

    It felt like the scout owners are the opposite of pimps 🤔

  • @kamilkozowski105
    @kamilkozowski105 Před rokem +1

    6:10 Damn, that one hurts

  • @ayanokoji888
    @ayanokoji888 Před rokem +3

    Lol he is a professional as usual😅🤣😂

  • @sirfartknocker8653
    @sirfartknocker8653 Před rokem +1

    Hey man, that nunchucku video is my favorite Suzuki video

  • @kishitendou5492
    @kishitendou5492 Před rokem +3

    Huh? Suzuki-san has his own channel? First time hearing about it.

  • @OPUP
    @OPUP Před rokem +13

    Lol, you guys let each other have it in this one, poor Ken. Although I was a little confused in that nunchuck video myself 😅.
    Very happy I found this informative and entertaining channel series.

  • @Stephen_Jabs
    @Stephen_Jabs Před rokem +2

    Another epic discussion ken suzuki and meshida!

  • @_Gilles_
    @_Gilles_ Před rokem +3

    Lie is hilarious 😂

  • @chriscooper654
    @chriscooper654 Před rokem +2

    At 6:15 in the vdeo, Ken-san has me nailed. And laughing.

  • @translumination2002
    @translumination2002 Před rokem +2

    You guys are just funny when you make fun of each other!

  • @marcinzapla8528
    @marcinzapla8528 Před rokem +1

    Hilarious duo, really good.

  • @asmilenotmeantforme
    @asmilenotmeantforme Před rokem +2

    ken-san has a nice voice. he should have tried his chance in the music industry

  • @donkey3081
    @donkey3081 Před rokem +1

    LOL hahahaha! Pure casual comedy

  • @ayanokoji888
    @ayanokoji888 Před rokem +4

    Ken is awesome as usual😄

  • @user-vm6lx5yx1k
    @user-vm6lx5yx1k Před rokem +1

    Thank you for your work!

  • @zippo8285
    @zippo8285 Před rokem +3

    Brilliant work...

  • @EverythingBattletech
    @EverythingBattletech Před rokem +1

    Real Soapland Love lol

  • @arthur3545
    @arthur3545 Před rokem +1

    Can't wait for the next video!

  • @jeffreysams3348
    @jeffreysams3348 Před rokem +1

    Shinjuku Swan was a really interesting movie

  • @maxluong2
    @maxluong2 Před rokem +1

    Meshida is ripping into this guy😂

  • @loogloogloogr
    @loogloogloogr Před rokem +1

    6:07 Damn... He's right tho lol

  • @CleoHarperReturns
    @CleoHarperReturns Před rokem +1

    I f*cking love you guys!💜

  • @019942939
    @019942939 Před rokem +1

    Thanks!

  • @slasherdawn
    @slasherdawn Před rokem +1

    I kept on laughing as this two bashed each other. Very educational report 👍

  • @sirubisan698
    @sirubisan698 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Kenshiro with nunchaku!

  • @axl1002
    @axl1002 Před rokem +2

    Not everyone is otaku. But you guys make everyone not born in Japan feel lucky.

  • @vaiyaktikasolarbeam1906
    @vaiyaktikasolarbeam1906 Před rokem +1

    4:36 lmao
    7:37 mission...😆😆

  • @mannyrivera4119
    @mannyrivera4119 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Ken suzuki wears many hats. He is an Omni specialist. 頑張って色エロ先生!!(笑)

  • @singyiutse8386
    @singyiutse8386 Před rokem +1

    good, professional explanation.

  • @justinecooper9575
    @justinecooper9575 Před rokem +1

    10:10 - Wait, I've read, I mean, a friend of mine told me that she has read some, ok, a lot, of manga where this is a plot device.

  • @carolineb7127
    @carolineb7127 Před rokem +2

    The elephant in the room... employment opportunities for females in Japan. For one who has not won the birth lottery (born into a wealthy family) how many options do they have?

  • @goldbang
    @goldbang Před rokem +1

    So informative

  • @garryferrington811
    @garryferrington811 Před rokem +1

    I started laughing as soon as I saw Ken Suzuki!

  • @kitsura
    @kitsura Před rokem +2

    Soaplands and Tobita shinchi are all legal and there is no prostitution. Just lots of lonely men falling in love with their soap girls and "waitresses".
    Perfectly legal!

  • @chillout5164
    @chillout5164 Před rokem +2

    Ken San comments hurt.

  • @HyperXcube
    @HyperXcube Před rokem +1

    hahaha i love these guys

  • @dongshengdi773
    @dongshengdi773 Před rokem +3

    I always wondered what the red Dot means on a Japanese flag.

  • @nish970137
    @nish970137 Před rokem +1

    I love this humor XD

  • @santoss5807
    @santoss5807 Před rokem +2

    So both of you are scouting Lie now :))))

  • @Vergedood
    @Vergedood Před rokem +1

    4:30 🤣

  • @ian_s7481
    @ian_s7481 Před rokem +2

    Ken Suzuki San, is your mother proud of you?
    Does she know you’re not really an airline pilot?

  • @kitsura
    @kitsura Před rokem +2

    色恋管理 sounds more like colour love management...

  • @azzyfreeman
    @azzyfreeman Před rokem +2

    Thanks

  • @ODOYCHEAPFRED
    @ODOYCHEAPFRED Před rokem +1

    With the same special guest n expert 🤣

  • @lamywater
    @lamywater Před rokem +1

    Male otaku gaijin weirdo here, great video as always!