I sense romantisized pirates, I sense One Piece, Now all the rest: Pirates of the Caribean, Black flag game,, Black flag Tv series, Sid meiers pirates, The curse of monkey island.
At one point, Han Solo will be running through a cantina. Bail Organa will see him run by and say, "I wouldn't trust a guy like that around my daughter!" Then he'll wink at the camera, do a shoulder shimmy, then the Seinfeld music will play as a studio audience laughs.
I wish they hadn't cut that scene where Han was betrayed by his breakfast and then also betrayed by his lunch shortly afterwards. I felt it really would have added to his character arc if he could be betrayed 7 or 8 more times in the one movie.
Things RLM Got Rights SPOILERS 1) Han Solo is an orphan 2) A mentor figure tell him "only look out for yourself...universe is a tough place....don't trust anyone" 3) Woody plays Han's mentor figure who brings him into the smuggling world 4) Woody gives Han his blaster 5) Han goes to work for Jabba at the end 6) Han's entire f*cking life is condensed down to 90 minutes...mostly 7) Woody's character ends up betraying Han 8) Love interest is a spy (for Maul though not the Rebellion) 9) Han is captured and that's when he meets Chewy 10) Chewy first appears in the shadows and we hear him growling before he emerges 11) Chewy is forced to wear handcuffs while on Kessel. 12) Plot revolves around Woody's heist gone wrong 13) Heist centers around the spice mines of Kessel.... 14) ....but the whole movie can't take place on just Kessel because we have to go to nine different planets. 15) The bet to get the Millennium Falcon will be tied into the Kessel heist 16) A star destroyer chases the Falcon in the Kessel run 17) Han flies close to a black hole (gravity well) to lose an enemy who gets sucked in 18) The Minoc appear in the movie (but not in the spice mines) 19) The Dice has sentimental importance to the plot Good job guys.
The prequels were only "unpredictable" to the extent that one cannot predict an extremely arbitrary and stupid plot, it was still extremely stereotyped and cliched writing on every level. And yes the entire plot arc is obviously "predictable" because WE KNOW THE CHARACTERS' FUTURE because it's a prequel. "Predictable" in the most fundamental way.
You forgot the scene where Han Solo's parent/mentor figure teaches him that "sometimes you have to be the one to shoot first" and all the dorks in the audience go "ha ha reference"
How could they not predict "Lando Calrissian will be in love with a bitchy robot with a hamfisted abolishing slavery sideplot and he'll cry over her dying before uploading her brain into the Falcon"? That was such an obvious place for the movie to go that I can't believe neither of them got it.
This also means that pain-in-the-ass droid has been a part of the Millennium Falcon since Episode 4. Disney managed to retroactively f*ck-up an iconic piece of Star Wars hardware. That shouldn't even be possible.
The whole Rich's description of the Kessel run and the black hole is spot on, except it's a giant squid that falls in the singularity. I can't believe I'm saying this but Rich won.
@@howareyoumoreofaclownthanme Thank you for that mental image. If you need me, I'll be curled up in my half-bathroom in a fetal position, covered in vomit.
I doubt it. It will probably be just another painfully mediocre action movie full of annoying fan service that most people will forget about after 5 minutes. No wonder the good directors have started to move to TV. This cinematic universe craze is killing the movie industry.
You guys forgot the most important thing. How did Han get his boots? Did he purchase them at the space store??! These are the kind of things I need to know!
xen0bia There's going to be an Indiana Jones moment. Han will get the boots from his father right before his dad has to leave to work for the resistance or something important. Young Han Solo will step into the way too big boots and his father will say something generic like: you'll grow into them. This cuts right into older Han Solo wearing the boots. Camera pans up and he gets hit in the face and imprisoned to the space mines. And cut! Perfect!
There'll be a scene where young Han Solo gets into a shootout with young Greedo and loses. Then Han will vow that if he ever meets Greedo again, he'll make sure to shoot first. There'll even be a line from Han's mentor like, "Han, you need to learn to shoot first and ask questions later!" And young Greedo will be terrible CGI.
Lucas would shit his pants if that happened. In Lucas mind, greedo shot first. Also that line would be too much of a rip off of "the good the bad and the ugly" quote - " when you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk."
You're not wiser than 30,000 employees. That's what you're fighting. It's not 1 person Vs 1 person. You probably weren't even born by 1977. Remind yourself you're not the establishment. You didn't take it over either. You're the insane generation.
The fact they both had such similar predictions, and the predictions were so accurate, makes me think Han Solo’s backstory was already implied very well in the original trilogy that a movie about it does not need to exist.
The movie ends with Han and Chewie taking a well deserved sit down at the Mos Eisly cantina after a whacky adventure, in the distance a rowdy bar patron gets into a brawl and has his arm sliced off with a lightsaber. Han looks on and says "I have a bad feeling about this." *credits*
PulpFic-Sean Formerly sdgaara2 yes I said this on some other posts. I will be so upset if they do this. What a God-awful idea that they will probably do.
There's gonna be a scene where a droid tells Han the odds of successfully pulling something off, and Han's gonna listen and make his decision based on those odds. Then, it's going to backfire horribly and he'll get pissed off that the droid was wrong.
Sammy Escagne I honestly would rather see the movie with young cgi Harrison Ford voiced by Harrison Ford. I don't even like the thought of han solo without his Harrison Ford's voice
You could have a young kid bump into Han and spill his drink, and have the boys father come rushing over to try and clean Han up and say something like "Luke, look what you've done" Han would say something back like "don't worry, no point crying over blue milk". The father and Luke could walk away and you could hear Luke ask his dad "I'd like to try blue milk one day" as they leave Han could say something like "huh, you know what Chewie, if I ever have a kid, stab me with a light sabre and throw me off a railing"
@The Rotten💯 I think your expectations are a bit too high. There are probably movies you like that objectively suck ass; ponder why it is so. Why give them slack but not this fun lil' space flick.
There's going to be a scene with young Han and his dad, and Han will say something like, "I want to be a pilot when I grow up." And his dad will put his hand on his shoulder and say, "Son, you can be anything you want to be. Just don't ever let anyone tell you the odds." And then Han will stare into his father's eyes and say, "I know."
There'll be some comedy scene where it looks all shiny and new and then Han lands the ship after flying it the first time and all the shiny bits fall off.
8:05 The way Mike says, "hmm... that _is_ stupid" and looks off into space contemplating makes it so clear that he meant "hmm... that _is_ stupid enough to have been written by the Disney Star Wars writers, so it's actually quite probable." Dammit I love this channel so much.
Lando will yell "don't get cocky kid" at Han when they are flying the Kessle run with Lando flying and Han shooting as they run from the empire. The bet with Lando will be that Chewie can fix the damage to the ship.
Solo SPOILERS! What they got right: -Woody has the blaster and gives it to Han -Basically says the “you got heart kid” line -Gets punched in the face -Working for Jabba at the end -Big time heist -Woody betrays Han/switcheroo -Woody also dies -Betrayal by love interest as well -Han is captured as a deserter in the Imperial army, and meets Chewbacca -Chewbacca is introduced in the Imperial prison, han is led to believe he’s a monster -Wookiees are forced labor in spice mines -They rescue themselves from the Imperial prison -They fly near a black hole-like place, the monster that chases them is sucked in
Also: 19:45 -Han is from Correllia. Wrong on: 13:04 -Rich rejects the dull idea of Han winning the Millennium Falcon by betting in a Sabacc card game. But Han stealing Boba Fett's Slave-1 starship and breaking out a captured Jedi in carbonite and a baby Rancor from Kessel to take to Tatooine sounded... interesting.
How it will really end,Han Solo will sit in his seat, camera will pan across the screen, and Chewbacca will walk in its way and Han Solo will transform into Harrison Ford CGI Solo. #MINDBLOWING #INNOVATIVE #NEWGENERATION
Lando will yell "dont get cocky kid" at han when they are flying the kessle run with lando flying and han shooting as they run from the empire. The bet with Lando will be that Chewie can fix the damage to the ship.
The whole Kessel Run thing was ridiculous. I always took it as Han talking out of his ass, because he thought Luke and Obi-Wan wouldn't know any better.
It's IN THE SCRIPT NOTES FOR THE MOVIE. HAN Fast ship? You've never heard of the Millennium Falcon? BEN Should I have? HAN It's the ship that made the Kessel run in less than twelve parsecs! Ben reacts to Solo's stupid attempt to impress them with obvious misinformation.
They should have had one of those sequences where the Falcon is trying to escape from someone, takes a detour, and accidentally ends up flying through the Kessel Run finishing line, and _that's_ how it won the Kessel Run.
@@MrPsyren99 Star Wars: Jedi Starfighter, Star Wars: The Clone Wars by Pandemic Studios, several games that were tie in’s to either the movie or cartoon shows, Lego Star Wars, Star Wars: Galactic Battlegrounds, like I said, a lot.
Rich's idea of the Falcón flying near to a black hole and the compression of space is so clever that there's no way that would ever happen in a Star wars movie.
Wasn't the whole Kessel run thing just Han doing a bullshit brag to try to sell his shitty ship and services cause he's a scumbag liar? That would explain the "parsecs" thing. He saw a kid and an old man and figured they wouldn't know what the hell he was saying anyway, only that it sounded impressive.
I remember seeing that the script pointed out that Obi Wan knew he was bullshitting. In the movie Ben even gives Han a wry smile, showing he knows Han is bullshitting.
The same way stormtroopers were only soldiers, some nerd or Lucas himself, said "they must be clones!". Screwing things from the original movies is star wars specialty
Han won't use a lightsaber. He'll use a blaster on a guy who draws a saber and flashes and whirls it around. Han will blast the lightsaber guy and just walk around. Just like Han Solo and the Temple of Doom.
Lando will yell "dont get cocky kid" at han when they are flying the kessle run with lando flying and han shooting as they run from the empire. The bet with Lando will be that Chewie can fix the damage to the ship.
@@jamesduncan6729 you gotta go see a therapist man. There's no reason why you should've responded like that lol. Do you talk to your girlfriend like that too or do you just hit her?
even though some of these ideas do happen, each of them, the way Rich and Mike describe them seem so much more interesting than how it was actually executed
Seems like they came up with a more interesting concept than what we got in theaters. Smuggling a Jedi to Tatooine using a galactic space race as a cover.
At the end, there will be a cut to a cgi old Solo, sitting on a couch. Opposite of him is a young boy with black hair and a huge nose. The last thing Han says is: "And that, Ben, is how I met your mother."
when rich called the shit about funding the rebellion and love interest betrayal, and calling the black hole....i have to admit thats pretty amazing and mike called the dungeon scene pretty spot on
And then because Han is always causing Jabba trouble, Jabba has to take a lot of tums for his upset stomach. Then Jabba holds a tums festival in order to properly celebrate his favorite over the counter medicine.
oh my fucking god Rich got the black hole thing almost exactly right. Except it was a giant space monster that got sucked in and it was by accident so it wasn't cool.
Han chases a baby rancor down a cave tunnel and comes around a bend to find an entire cavern full of adult rancors and turns around to run the opposite way!
The worst part? Their ideas are all *still way too fucking creative* for this movie. This is going to be a bland action schlock summer movie with a faint Star Wars veneer. Han and Lando will fight over who's got the notgays harder for the GRR SO TOUGH AND HARD action lady character who has absolutely no charisma or character herself.
I was just thinking their ideas were nowhere near stupid or generic enough. Instead of being regular criminal smugglers, Han's parents will be secret supporters of the rebels, smuggling refugees from a planet the Empire is oppressing. The main villain of the film will be an Empire man named "Captain Badguy" who will kill Han's parents but who will lose the wily young Han, who will maybe also badly scar his face in the escape. This will set up their mutual antagonism and a desire for "RRRREEEEVVVVVENNNGGGEEEEEE" on each other. Han will find out his Uncle -Badtouch- Woody is also smuggling things (more refugees? a jedi? who cares) for the rebels, as Uncle "Show me On this Doll Where He Touched You" is secretly an idealist beneath his gruff exterior who is fighting for what he believes in. Han is temporarily swayed to a more idealistic way of thinking and helps Uncle Roman Polanski in the fight against Captain Badguy who wants to laserbeam Wookies to Make the Empire Great Again, which is how he meets Chewie. Captain Badguy mortally wounds Uncle "Cuts Holes in His Own Pockets" and he and Han have a final battle in which Han freezes him in carbonite and either shatters him or drops him into a volcano or whatever. Avenging his parents and saving the day but Uncle Woody Allen dies in his arms, making him a cynical asshole in time for the OT. The movie will make fifty billion dollars because humanity is lost and deserves extinction.
SevenFluffyKittens You know if that Asian grandpa pirate from the Clone Wars shows up I think I'd like the movie. He was always a sight to jack off too. Bane should also be villain, but Catwoman shoot him already.
It's amazing how close you guys got. Between the two of you, you got almost every single plot point down here. The only differences were things where your stupid ideas ended up being smarter than their stupid ideas, like how they shoehorned a lightsaber into the movie.
Yes, Lando will have a carbonite gun. Also, he will be trying to win the race to get enough money to save his wife, who he has preserved in carbonite until he can find a cure.
jayjaykay111 really? Even if the robot has a female voice, simulated female personality, female looks etc?! By that logic every female who masturbates with a dildo is “pansexual” too, even if the dildo is penis shaped. That’s silly, we don’t need a whole new sexual orientation for robotics. Maybe if a person was EXCLUSIVELY attracted to machine sex that would warrant a kind of “orientation” but of course that wouldn’t be “pansexual” either - pansexuality implies a broad spectrum of multiple sexualities (“metasexual”) not just new ways to masturbate. Human beings of any orientation have been using man-made objects to self pleasure since forever.
They'll eventually run into the Rebellion and it'll be the Tantative IV. We'll see them walk past C-3PO standing next to R2-D2 (because they have obviously been walking around in circles into that ship for 20 years) who will say a snarky remark about Han. Also, they'll interact with Bail Organa and he'll briefly mention his daughter to which the audience will whisper to each other ''Awww he's talking about Leia'' whilst shedding a tear.
I can't believe when throwing out dumb ideas that you didn't think that the origin of his name was he didn't have/know his family name and he was travelling alone. The ultimate dumb idea that actually made it.
"I think Greedo is gonna be in this movie." Yeah, I can see that. "I think Jabba's Palace will be visited." Oh, yeah, definitely Jabba the Hut. "I think Darth Maul will be in the movie." .... HAHAHAHHAHA!! You're crazy!
Nerds really fucked up the Kessel Run thing. People treat it like a mistake that he says parsec, because a parsec measure distance, but it honestly works really well even if it was a mistake. The Millennium Falcon is a piece of shit that's always falling apart. It never made the Kessel Run in 12 parsecs. Han Solo was just lying to get clients. It's written in the script that way, and Obi-Wan looks at him like he's a fucking idiot for even saying it. By the way, watch Alec Guinness's performance when Han says things in A New Hope, it's great.
theplaguedaemon star wars fans have no creativity so that why you know, this can't be the explanation, sadly. Also everything needs a backstory in star wars and needs to be extremely elaborate and visually extravagant.
Have you seen one of the most egregious offences of shit just being made up in the extended universe because everything needed fluff? Do you rememember that one guy in the Cantina, the devil looking guy who leers at the camera for like, a second?
No, the problem is that Star Wars fans hear Leia say something like "Oh, it's you Tarkin. I should have known from the smell!" And they immediately decide "Oh, she's not just insulting him. No, he has a goddamn diesease officially called Tarkin's Disease that causes a powerful unpleasant bodily odor that can't be masked."
1. Orphan CHECK 2. Dad had a ship CHECK 3. Woody Harrelson helped him escape CHECK 4. Woody gave him his blaster CHECK 5. Jabba the Hutt mentioned at the end CHECK 6. Set up future movies with surprise characters CHECK 7. Han meets chewie in imperial prison CHECK 8. Kessel had a prison mine CHECK 9. Kessel run used a black hole CHECK 10. Born on Corellia CHECK 11. All his famous adventures in one movie CHECK 12. Kessel run helps rebellion CHECK Damn, the only thing you guys missed was how Qi'Ra knew everyone!!! Next movie she will introduce Han Solo to palpatine, Yoda, and Boba Fett.
Can't wait to pirate this movie
Because that's what Han would've wanted.
I've been living that one piece life for years. The pirate life is the only life for me!
you're a pirate bitch... a bitch for leagues!!!
I sense romantisized pirates, I sense One Piece, Now all the rest: Pirates of the Caribean, Black flag game,, Black flag Tv series, Sid meiers pirates, The curse of monkey island.
haha, thats good.
Smuggle the movie under your hard drive's floor boards.
At one point, Han Solo will be running through a cantina. Bail Organa will see him run by and say, "I wouldn't trust a guy like that around my daughter!"
Then he'll wink at the camera, do a shoulder shimmy, then the Seinfeld music will play as a studio audience laughs.
Johnny Taco Studios omfg lol
Glurped up my water laughing
More like the Curb Your Enthusiasm thing! Hahha
"Hi, my name's Han Solo, and you're watching Disney Channel."
That will almost certainly happen.
Mike: "I think Woody will betray Han!"
Rich: "I think the betrayal will come from the love interest."
Plot twist! You're BOTH right!
Adam Cheek
You mean Woody is Han's love interest? Oh my gaaaaa...
*IT BROKE NEW GROUND*
I wish they hadn't cut that scene where Han was betrayed by his breakfast and then also betrayed by his lunch shortly afterwards. I felt it really would have added to his character arc if he could be betrayed 7 or 8 more times in the one movie.
@Adrijana Radosevic their expectations were converged
@@landochabod7 fuck you for stealing my joke before I could make it a year ago
Things RLM Got Rights SPOILERS
1) Han Solo is an orphan
2) A mentor figure tell him "only look out for yourself...universe is a tough place....don't trust anyone"
3) Woody plays Han's mentor figure who brings him into the smuggling world
4) Woody gives Han his blaster
5) Han goes to work for Jabba at the end
6) Han's entire f*cking life is condensed down to 90 minutes...mostly
7) Woody's character ends up betraying Han
8) Love interest is a spy (for Maul though not the Rebellion)
9) Han is captured and that's when he meets Chewy
10) Chewy first appears in the shadows and we hear him growling before he emerges
11) Chewy is forced to wear handcuffs while on Kessel.
12) Plot revolves around Woody's heist gone wrong
13) Heist centers around the spice mines of Kessel....
14) ....but the whole movie can't take place on just Kessel because we have to go to nine different planets.
15) The bet to get the Millennium Falcon will be tied into the Kessel heist
16) A star destroyer chases the Falcon in the Kessel run
17) Han flies close to a black hole (gravity well) to lose an enemy who gets sucked in
18) The Minoc appear in the movie (but not in the spice mines)
19) The Dice has sentimental importance to the plot
Good job guys.
Todd Anderson holy crap that's insane how they knew most of the movie before it even came out
Sam G they just know how predictable star wars writing is
The prequels were only "unpredictable" to the extent that one cannot predict an extremely arbitrary and stupid plot, it was still extremely stereotyped and cliched writing on every level. And yes the entire plot arc is obviously "predictable" because WE KNOW THE CHARACTERS' FUTURE because it's a prequel. "Predictable" in the most fundamental way.
20) A lightsaber had to make an appearance somewhere in the movie, and Darth Maul uses it at the end of the film during a holo-communication.
The fact they condensed his entire life (something the expanded universe did with three books) into 90 minutes is just insulting.
The star wars universe is simultaneously the biggest and smallest universe in film history.
Trend that started in the original trilogy.
The Star Wars Universe is Disney's slow burn resurrection of "It's a Small World..."
It's a galaxy fill with endless story idea, yet everyone wants to tell stories related to what we're familiar with.
everyone is secretly a skywalker/solo
This is why 40k is better
You forgot the scene where Han Solo's parent/mentor figure teaches him that "sometimes you have to be the one to shoot first" and all the dorks in the audience go "ha ha reference"
Will the scene be set in a brothel?
QUEX I'm actually a secretly just fake geek girl. Don't tell anyone though, okay?
OH MY GAWD you are a GIRL??? Let me make creepy comments online about the way you look
What is the answer to 3x5?
Eight.
Goddamnit I'm afraid this is actually going to happen
they had to schedule more reshoots because of this
These hack frauds are a GOLDMINE of Star Wars(TM) content!
You mean like Disney are doing NOW again after RLM predictions on The Rise of Skywalker !
XD because they liked their ideas and wanted them incorporated into the film?
@@bf90rono is* doing now
@@DarthVader1977 In British English, either "is" or "are" is acceptable.
Yikes, as if publicly correcting someone's grammar wasn't embarrassing enough
How could they not predict "Lando Calrissian will be in love with a bitchy robot with a hamfisted abolishing slavery sideplot and he'll cry over her dying before uploading her brain into the Falcon"? That was such an obvious place for the movie to go that I can't believe neither of them got it.
Nice profile pic! But you got yourself caught! Now what's the next step of your masterplan?!
They werent thinking stupid enough.
This also means that pain-in-the-ass droid has been a part of the Millennium Falcon since Episode 4. Disney managed to retroactively f*ck-up an iconic piece of Star Wars hardware. That shouldn't even be possible.
Catzilla don’t underestimate the power of the dark- Disney. The power of Disney.
No one could've predicted that stupidity lol
There will be a scene where Han tells Love Interest, "I love you," and she replies, "I know," right before betraying him to help the Rebels.
That is stupid...
QBG i fucking hate you because you're right. it's not even an impressive prediction and that's what makes me so mad
+Gavin Macpherson-Smith Granted, given Star Wars: TLJ, _all_ the characters will be completely stupid. Gender equality!
Fuck, that's so likely it's scary.
She's also gonna be the one to do the Kessel Run. No doubt it will be a woman who does it.
I guarantee that the moment Han sees the Millenium Falcon, the first thing out if his mouth will be, "What a piece of junk!"
Poirot's Mustache I am 100% certain this will happen.
Calrissian will then tell him, "She's got it where it counts!"
My first thought too, surprised they didn't mention it.
AND THEN I WILL CLAP!
It's like poetry.
Mike has a harder time recalling the plots of movies that he's actually seen.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
That's just dementia kicking in
In the last Halloween episode he couldn’t even think of the names of movies they’ve shown on BOTW
Because 75% of his brain is dedicated to memorizing episodes of Star Trek
People tend to repress traumatic memories and events
The whole Rich's description of the Kessel run and the black hole is spot on, except it's a giant squid that falls in the singularity. I can't believe I'm saying this but Rich won.
To quote Mike "nah man you're (rich) solid."
Rich is always right and the best, saying this unironically i'd fuck rich
@@victorybenevolent3113 You didn't have to say unironically. Everyone wants to fuck Rich, except maybe Shaq. Or especially Shaq.
@@howareyoumoreofaclownthanme Thank you for that mental image. If you need me, I'll be curled up in my half-bathroom in a fetal position, covered in vomit.
You only live upon this earth because Rich Evans allows it.
I love how Mike says 'hmm... that is stupid...' as a way of saying 'that is probable'
Marle Simms Mike: (Nods approvingly) “That is stupid...”
after TLJ, yes. stupid is a requirement
I’ve stolen that line for executive committee meetings at work..... it’s perfect
Somebody at Disney is sweating bullets right now "Who?!! Who leaked our movie?!!! How did they know??!!"
No they'll probably keep trying and failing to be funny. Is there any way at all this movie could turn out good?
It could I mean after all the world... is changing
I doubt it. It will probably be just another painfully mediocre action movie full of annoying fan service that most people will forget about after 5 minutes. No wonder the good directors have started to move to TV. This cinematic universe craze is killing the movie industry.
Maxime Bocxtaele What does that film have to do with a Han Solo movie?
Jason fox what the hell, I don't even know how that got there. Smartphone issues, I hope.
dont fall asleep w/ redlettermedia playing, Rich's laugh is an alarm clock.
Dude I'll wake up at 3 am in fight or flight cause of that
It soothes my dreams like a sweet wee babe
Ive had RLM induced nightmares, that make no sense, and then I wake up and Rich and Mike are talking about Star Trek and it matches my dreams.
It sounds like Salacious Crumb.
@@jessehenderson2967 literally happens. They were actually in the dream tho too it was kinda cool lol
I love how Mike's Palpatine is one of the best impressions I've ever heard, and then two seconds later you hear Mike's Vader and it's crap
The one impression he can’t do is the one impression that everyone knows how to do
You guys forgot the most important thing. How did Han get his boots? Did he purchase them at the space store??! These are the kind of things I need to know!
xen0bia There's going to be an Indiana Jones moment. Han will get the boots from his father right before his dad has to leave to work for the resistance or something important. Young Han Solo will step into the way too big boots and his father will say something generic like: you'll grow into them.
This cuts right into older Han Solo wearing the boots. Camera pans up and he gets hit in the face and imprisoned to the space mines. And cut! Perfect!
I got the Nerd Crew reference, I CLAPPED!!!
xen0bia Personally I won't be able to rest unless i know the exact serial number and the name of the person that made the boots
THIS GUY GETS IT
Nice reference, which vid was that from again? One of my fave Mike lines
There'll be a scene where young Han Solo gets into a shootout with young Greedo and loses. Then Han will vow that if he ever meets Greedo again, he'll make sure to shoot first. There'll even be a line from Han's mentor like, "Han, you need to learn to shoot first and ask questions later!"
And young Greedo will be terrible CGI.
LittleJimmy835 why TF would they use cgi for a fucking practical alien costume? Lmao my sides are hurting XD
"Han, you need to learn to shoot first and ask questions later!" I read that in Woody's Zombieland accent.
Thats soo terrible, its going to be in the movie.
ZedK49 yes
Lucas would shit his pants if that happened. In Lucas mind, greedo shot first. Also that line would be too much of a rip off of "the good the bad and the ugly" quote - " when you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk."
THEY GOT SO MUCH RIGHT
You're not wiser than 30,000 employees. That's what you're fighting. It's not 1 person Vs 1 person. You probably weren't even born by 1977. Remind yourself you're not the establishment. You didn't take it over either. You're the insane generation.
What.
@@dreyn7780 I think you got the wrong number
Not an acceptable comment. You failed to comment.
You have no standing in the community. You’re not listened too.
The fact they both had such similar predictions, and the predictions were so accurate, makes me think Han Solo’s backstory was already implied very well in the original trilogy that a movie about it does not need to exist.
That's so true.
But it's Star Wars, we have to make everybody's backstory. What else can they milk?
Kit Fisto died for this?????1
Why do you think they called him "Kit Fisto"?
Kid Fisto?
8 year olds, dude.
Yoda misses the ol' Kit Fisto.
this is heavy
The movie ends with Han and Chewie taking a well deserved sit down at the Mos Eisly cantina after a whacky adventure, in the distance a rowdy bar patron gets into a brawl and has his arm sliced off with a lightsaber. Han looks on and says "I have a bad feeling about this." *credits*
PulpFic-Sean Formerly sdgaara2 yes I said this on some other posts. I will be so upset if they do this. What a God-awful idea that they will probably do.
Oh god, I hate you.
PulpFic-Sean Formerly sdgaara2 Nah, I'm pretty sure they will make a sequel to this.
DONT GIVE THEM IDEAS
it would be nice actually
Mike's Palpatine is too real
There's gonna be a scene where a droid tells Han the odds of successfully pulling something off, and Han's gonna listen and make his decision based on those odds. Then, it's going to backfire horribly and he'll get pissed off that the droid was wrong.
"never tell me the odds"
+Mr Tomato
Plus now we know why Han hates droids. Two birds one stone.
You did it.
Not gonna lie, super campy hilarity would've made the movie better. This is brilliant.
ZSpark14 Games N’ Quips Supposedly thats what the previous directors where aiming for a straight up campy comedy. Then Kathleen stepped in...
It'll end with a CGI 1977 Harrison Ford in that final scene
Fuck, you are 100% correct. It is too stupid not to happen. Bonus points for a CGI Alec Guinness when Chewie goes to talk to him at the bar.
Swarm509 god dammit this better not happen. "Hope"
Swarm509 or it'll show CGI Alec Guinness and he'll say "I've got a bad feeling about this" and then the movie will end.
Oh crap it probably will.
Sammy Escagne I honestly would rather see the movie with young cgi Harrison Ford voiced by Harrison Ford. I don't even like the thought of han solo without his Harrison Ford's voice
You could have a young kid bump into Han and spill his drink, and have the boys father come rushing over to try and clean Han up and say something like "Luke, look what you've done" Han would say something back like "don't worry, no point crying over blue milk". The father and Luke could walk away and you could hear Luke ask his dad "I'd like to try blue milk one day" as they leave Han could say something like "huh, you know what Chewie, if I ever have a kid, stab me with a light sabre and throw me off a railing"
TheCelticTiger32 This comment would get 8K likes on any Star Wars channel and tons of replies like "xD that would be awwwwwsum!!!"
Blue milk is farmed from enslaved Wookies.
TheCelticTiger32 omg and Chewie could be like "RAWWARRRAWWHARRR"
I chuckled, Thankyou.
"Now I owe YOU a round."
Having seen the movie, they got at least 60 percent correct, all from pulling the dumbest ideas they could think of overnight.
Either this means Hollywood is full of hack frauds or that Rich and Mike are ghost writing for the Star Wars Story Group.
@@SammEater maybe both!
For predictions that try to be as terrible as possible, they got so much of it spot on.
and the thins they were "wrong" about were SO MUCH BETTER than what we actually got in the movie!
So. Dumb.
@@invisiblehand13
Nah, the movie was all right.
@@Bollibompa Nah, the movie was dog shit.
@The Rotten💯
I think your expectations are a bit too high. There are probably movies you like that objectively suck ass; ponder why it is so. Why give them slack but not this fun lil' space flick.
There's going to be a scene with young Han and his dad, and Han will say something like, "I want to be a pilot when I grow up." And his dad will put his hand on his shoulder and say, "Son, you can be anything you want to be. Just don't ever let anyone tell you the odds." And then Han will stare into his father's eyes and say, "I know."
*puts gun in mouth*
*thinks for a second*
Nah, not today.
I read that as "Han will stare into the camera" and I laughed out loud.
That would be some Spaceballs kinda shit.
Joke or not, mark this dude's words
100% Han calls the Falcon a piece of junk when he first sees it.
I'd laugh if, for once, he calls it a beautiful ship, or everyone does, until after Han gets it, then it becomes a piece of junk.
There'll be some comedy scene where it looks all shiny and new and then Han lands the ship after flying it the first time and all the shiny bits fall off.
isaned seems like you got it right
Oh dear god no
Lenny Kravitz galatically speaking, .5 past light speed, is so slow its almost irrelevant.
8:05 The way Mike says, "hmm... that _is_ stupid" and looks off into space contemplating makes it so clear that he meant "hmm... that _is_ stupid enough to have been written by the Disney Star Wars writers, so it's actually quite probable." Dammit I love this channel so much.
Exactly lmao, after watching I came to the comments looking for this
the 'That IS stupid' said in a tone of 'you're probably right' was hilarious
"That is so dumb. It HAS to happen" Rich Evans 2017
I'm just imagining the writers watching this and losing their minds as every guess is in the film.
kilroy987 “Oh no the movie’s too predictable. We’ll never turn a profit because audiences have standards!” Said no film producer ever.
Lando will yell "don't get cocky kid" at Han when they are flying the Kessle run with Lando flying and Han shooting as they run from the empire.
The bet with Lando will be that Chewie can fix the damage to the ship.
Even if they knew it wouldn’t matter. “Oh no, some smartass guessed our lazy script” is not the critical factor when milking the Star Wars franchise.
For their sake, I hope so. This is a better idea than the other newer crap in Star Wars
Solo SPOILERS!
What they got right:
-Woody has the blaster and gives it to Han
-Basically says the “you got heart kid” line
-Gets punched in the face
-Working for Jabba at the end
-Big time heist
-Woody betrays Han/switcheroo
-Woody also dies
-Betrayal by love interest as well
-Han is captured as a deserter in the Imperial army, and meets Chewbacca
-Chewbacca is introduced in the Imperial prison, han is led to believe he’s a monster
-Wookiees are forced labor in spice mines
-They rescue themselves from the Imperial prison
-They fly near a black hole-like place, the monster that chases them is sucked in
Well fuck me. I bet they didnt see Dath Maul coming though, haha.
Another one:
-They put their stolen cargo underneath the Millennium Falcon's floor.
Also:
19:45 -Han is from Correllia.
Wrong on:
13:04 -Rich rejects the dull idea of Han winning the Millennium Falcon by betting in a Sabacc card game.
But Han stealing Boba Fett's Slave-1 starship and breaking out a captured Jedi in carbonite and a baby Rancor from Kessel to take to Tatooine sounded... interesting.
You forgot that solo ends where a new hope starts
You totally forgot that Mynocks would be referenced in the film
"Rich, I love this idea"
"I know"
I can't believe I missed that on my first watch!
I can't believe I missed that as well
Timestamp?
Those clever bastards
It's so dense, every minute has so many jokes going on.
How it will really end,Han Solo will sit in his seat, camera will pan across the screen, and Chewbacca will walk in its way and Han Solo will transform into Harrison Ford CGI Solo.
#MINDBLOWING #INNOVATIVE #NEWGENERATION
Fuck, i can see it already
That's upsettingly exactly how this shit goes.
#BROKENEWGROUND
Would it be more realistic to have Harrison Ford de-aged so he looks 40 years younger, or just a fully CGI Harrison Ford?
Lando will yell "dont get cocky kid" at han when they are flying the kessle run with lando flying and han shooting as they run from the empire.
The bet with Lando will be that Chewie can fix the damage to the ship.
I'm worried that the movie they're predicting will be better than the actual one...
adsilcott They always are lol
After watching The Last Jedi... I swear a bunch of morons theories online were better than that fuckin bizarre mess.
The whole Kessel Run thing was ridiculous. I always took it as Han talking out of his ass, because he thought Luke and Obi-Wan wouldn't know any better.
Yes, and that was why Obi-Wan looked at him like he was talking out of his ass.
It's IN THE SCRIPT NOTES FOR THE MOVIE.
HAN
Fast ship? You've never heard of the
Millennium Falcon?
BEN
Should I have?
HAN
It's the ship that made the Kessel
run in less than twelve parsecs!
Ben reacts to Solo's stupid attempt to impress them with
obvious misinformation.
They should have had one of those sequences where the Falcon is trying to escape from someone, takes a detour, and accidentally ends up flying through the Kessel Run finishing line, and _that's_ how it won the Kessel Run.
"Han Solo said Corellia once and Star Wars fans have no creativity."
This is so on the money.
Luke: "You fought in the Clone Wars?"
* entire MOVIE made on a throwaway line *
@@KneelB4Bacon Also a 7 season TV Show
Two animated series, plus a number of really good video games.
@@bjchit besides the first 2 battlefront games what games took place during the clone wars?
@@MrPsyren99 Star Wars: Jedi Starfighter, Star Wars: The Clone Wars by Pandemic Studios, several games that were tie in’s to either the movie or cartoon shows, Lego Star Wars, Star Wars: Galactic Battlegrounds, like I said, a lot.
to avoid spoilers, skip to 31:39
Tamara Ryan underated comment
skip to 19.06 for the Star Trek reference
Thanks, nearly ruined the movie for me.
It's not a vest, it's a smock. Before he was a smuggler Han worked at the intergalactic imperial Home Depot. Woody was his supervisor.
commandZee "Excuse me sir, where can I find coupler fuses for my pod racer?"
commandZee "Sir where are the power converters?"
"Don't knock my smock, or I'll clean your clock."
"I think I'm not thinking stupid enough." Three years late to seeing this one but the insight for SW movies is still on point.
"Every good smuggler needs a good smuggler's vest..." Lmao
I died when they said that
*everything* they say is completely plausible.
Disney probably watches this for ideas.
I think I hate all movies now.
*throws popcorn and beer bottles away with a cane*
Hating movies makes them far more entertaining.
Congratulations, you have entered the Cult of Hackfraudinism.
Fuck movies
Good
Rich's idea of the Falcón flying near to a black hole and the compression of space is so clever that there's no way that would ever happen in a Star wars movie.
Well it happened
Ironically, that was the old EU explanation anyways
Wasn't the whole Kessel run thing just Han doing a bullshit brag to try to sell his shitty ship and services cause he's a scumbag liar? That would explain the "parsecs" thing. He saw a kid and an old man and figured they wouldn't know what the hell he was saying anyway, only that it sounded impressive.
Way too smart thinking for Star Wars, even back then.
I remember seeing that the script pointed out that Obi Wan knew he was bullshitting. In the movie Ben even gives Han a wry smile, showing he knows Han is bullshitting.
The same way stormtroopers were only soldiers, some nerd or Lucas himself, said "they must be clones!". Screwing things from the original movies is star wars specialty
I’m pretty sure in the pre-Disney EU canon, it actually happened.
Han won't use a lightsaber. He'll use a blaster on a guy who draws a saber and flashes and whirls it around. Han will blast the lightsaber guy and just walk around. Just like Han Solo and the Temple of Doom.
Compared to all of the other stupid fan service things that will actually make it into the film, I would actually love to see that.
But that would actually be vaguely amusing.
It was raiders but temple of doom references it too so whatever. This could be the greatest most idiotic movie in existence and I'm dying to see it.
I would be extra okay with this if the scene was also intentionally mocking the overly choreographed boring light saber action of the prequels.
Lando will yell "dont get cocky kid" at han when they are flying the kessle run with lando flying and han shooting as they run from the empire.
The bet with Lando will be that Chewie can fix the damage to the ship.
Don't fucking joke about the carbonite freezing gun. That actually fucking exists in the the Old Republic MMO.
What, no love for Han Solo's evil bearded twin brother, Thracken Sal Solo?
...seriously, that was a thing.
One can be seen in Dark Forces 2 Jedi knight Mysteries Of The Sith
Seen? Hell, USED.
Steven Raine, YES! MYSTERIES OF THE MOTHER FUCKING SITH! Didn't you play as Luke's future wife Mara Jade in that one?
You do indeed! Even had Kyle Katarn in it as well!
There needs to be a giant dinosaur walking in front of the screen during one of the scenes.
If Ian McDiarmid croaks before he can finish "The Rise of Skywalker," Disney can always hire Mike to play Palpatine.
For a price!
It's honestly painful how believable this all is.
@22:45
When they cue the theme... ...I'm sold that that's gonna happen.
it's all true
They should show Han firing up the lightsaber and it burns his chin, thereby explaining how he got the scar on his chin.
Mike Paquette it's so stupid that you KNOW it'll be in the movie
Hahaha
this is amazingly funny
Can someone re-release this, but intercut all of the accurate predictions with shots from the film? Thanks...
I’m pretty sure someone already did it
The Dunsel: bwahaha you’re so ticked off!😂
@@jamesduncan6729 you gotta go see a therapist man. There's no reason why you should've responded like that lol. Do you talk to your girlfriend like that too or do you just hit her?
@@JayFreely His girlfriend LMAO
@@jamesduncan6729 I'll do it! I mean, yeah do it yourself! Jerk.
even though some of these ideas do happen, each of them, the way Rich and Mike describe them seem so much more interesting than how it was actually executed
How many times will Han be told the odds? How many bad feelings will he have about this?
Wiffles Wifflemeister "I have a bad feeling about this." -People seeing the movie.
"Don't tell me the odds." - People in denial about this movie being certainly awful.
Rich's title of Han Solo: A Smuggler's Tale is much better than the official one: Solo: A Star Wars Story.
Sad.
Nexus Verbal Funny me and many fans knew it was going to called that.
Mark G. I think Mr. Plinkett mentioned that title in his force awakens overview, but I might be mistaken.
You need to remind them it's Star Wars or they'll forget.
Nexus Verbal I'm down with Han Solo a Han Solo solo story.
Nexus Verbal it's called name-dropping. Like "Star Trek: Enterprise" anything to squeeze one more drop of blood out of a dead horse.
I don't think anyone could have predicted Darth Maul
GLeeM yeah, that was WAY too stupid to predict.
"Star Wars Theory" did of all people, believe it or not
That's because he got halved pretty bad. That was one of the worst halvings I've ever seen.
@@KnuckleHunkybuck of course going splat at the bottom was just the cheery on top.
I couldn't have predicted how stupid he was In the movie
Seems like they came up with a more interesting concept than what we got in theaters. Smuggling a Jedi to Tatooine using a galactic space race as a cover.
Jabba starts off as really thin and in shape.
For the ladies of course! Plus that's a new model for a toy right there. Yes!
I love this
Great idea but wasn't jaba in episode 1, watching the pod race and still fat. Or is that a different Hut?
@@muznick canon
😂😂😂😂
It's true...all of it
Ben Stockdale I wish
mrthenekin r/whoosh!
Thats a quote from Han Solo in TFA. Good joke!!
"I think uncle-figure will betray Han"
"I think the betrayal will come from love interest"
DAMN
Doing BOTH was a stroke of genius
That's why they call him uncle Woody
I don't think I've ever seen Mike as excited as he was when he thought of the Slave I.
He knew Disney would call him the week after to give him a screenwriter credit.
Best intake of air ever! Quality gasp. :)
At the end, there will be a cut to a cgi old Solo, sitting on a couch. Opposite of him is a young boy with black hair and a huge nose.
The last thing Han says is: "And that, Ben, is how I met your mother."
That's going to be in the next Special Edition of Episode IV though, isn't it?
He would look more like Harrison would have in say 1990, if he got leia pregnant right after ROTJ.
edlington , just because they think they can. Also, it might be easier than trying to get the real Mr. Ford in front of a camera for a Solo cameo.
2:40 - "Han Solo has to be an orphan." "Why?"
Because it's a Disney film!
when rich called the shit about funding the rebellion and love interest betrayal, and calling the black hole....i have to admit thats pretty amazing
and mike called the dungeon scene pretty spot on
And then because Han is always causing Jabba trouble, Jabba has to take a lot of tums for his upset stomach. Then Jabba holds a tums festival in order to properly celebrate his favorite over the counter medicine.
Would you say that it would be a Tauntaun festival?
That's why Han had to cut open that Tauntaun. It had gas.
PimDiffy you're thinking of samurai cop
Cameron Mitchel cameo as young Jabba? YES! :D
Every night, it's a Tums festival.
Han will call the Falcon a piece of junk at some point in the movie, and generally trash the ship.
oh my fucking god Rich got the black hole thing almost exactly right. Except it was a giant space monster that got sucked in and it was by accident so it wasn't cool.
lmao I didn't even realize that while watching it. Holy shit.
Why is Mikes Palpatine impression the best I've ever heard?
This whole website should be Mike reading the entirety of Wookiepedia to Rich.
And also reading the entirety of Memory Alpha to Jay.
It would be even more awesome if he pulls out and reads the 1980 Star Trek Spaceflight Chronology.
Yes. The whole website. As in ALL of CZcams! Get on it Google!
Technical Manuals. All of them.
I like to think Lawrence Kasdan is watching this and just seething
The bad plots Mike and Rich made up will most likely be better than the plot of the actual movie.
KMAC Is that like a skull-ghost?
I love that they tried to give a back story to his parents and then in the movie he just didn’t have any
"It's so bad, it's gonna happen!" - the sequels in a nutshell
Han chases a baby rancor down a cave tunnel and comes around a bend to find an entire cavern full of adult rancors and turns around to run the opposite way!
Arvenas Great subtle callback!
Arvenas thats fuckin hilarious
The worst part? Their ideas are all *still way too fucking creative* for this movie. This is going to be a bland action schlock summer movie with a faint Star Wars veneer. Han and Lando will fight over who's got the notgays harder for the GRR SO TOUGH AND HARD action lady character who has absolutely no charisma or character herself.
It's almost like you know how movies are made today... ;)
I was just thinking their ideas were nowhere near stupid or generic enough. Instead of being regular criminal smugglers, Han's parents will be secret supporters of the rebels, smuggling refugees from a planet the Empire is oppressing. The main villain of the film will be an Empire man named "Captain Badguy" who will kill Han's parents but who will lose the wily young Han, who will maybe also badly scar his face in the escape. This will set up their mutual antagonism and a desire for "RRRREEEEVVVVVENNNGGGEEEEEE" on each other. Han will find out his Uncle -Badtouch- Woody is also smuggling things (more refugees? a jedi? who cares) for the rebels, as Uncle "Show me On this Doll Where He Touched You" is secretly an idealist beneath his gruff exterior who is fighting for what he believes in. Han is temporarily swayed to a more idealistic way of thinking and helps Uncle Roman Polanski in the fight against Captain Badguy who wants to laserbeam Wookies to Make the Empire Great Again, which is how he meets Chewie. Captain Badguy mortally wounds Uncle "Cuts Holes in His Own Pockets" and he and Han have a final battle in which Han freezes him in carbonite and either shatters him or drops him into a volcano or whatever. Avenging his parents and saving the day but Uncle Woody Allen dies in his arms, making him a cynical asshole in time for the OT. The movie will make fifty billion dollars because humanity is lost and deserves extinction.
Who isn't?
Karl Von Reikel I agree with humanity deserving extinction. I wish that there was some way I could help speed up the process.
SevenFluffyKittens You know if that Asian grandpa pirate from the Clone Wars shows up I think I'd like the movie. He was always a sight to jack off too. Bane should also be villain, but Catwoman shoot him already.
"He gets his blaster from Woody Harrelson." -Rich Evans
***Woody Harrelson kisses his gun as Han Solo begs in the trailer***
It's amazing how close you guys got. Between the two of you, you got almost every single plot point down here. The only differences were things where your stupid ideas ended up being smarter than their stupid ideas, like how they shoehorned a lightsaber into the movie.
Yes, Lando will have a carbonite gun. Also, he will be trying to win the race to get enough money to save his wife, who he has preserved in carbonite until he can find a cure.
Sounds like mr freeze
Is this Mr freeze mixed with the pod race?
That is so stupid that it's almost charming.
why doesnt disney hire Rich Evans as a screenwriter? He is the perfect hack fraud
They have subscribed to RLM, its cheaper.
They already L.Kasdan as the perfect hack.
This was the first RLM I ever watched. Been a subscriber ever since.
You didn't guess Lando would be pansexual. You weren't thinking stupid enough
Um wat?
There's nothing in the movie even implying he's anything except straight.
So you're saying they got that part right...?
jayjaykay111 Robots can’t have sex, but even if they could L3 is VERY CLEARLY gendered as female (voice, etc.) within the fiction of the story.
jayjaykay111 really? Even if the robot has a female voice, simulated female personality, female looks etc?! By that logic every female who masturbates with a dildo is “pansexual” too, even if the dildo is penis shaped. That’s silly, we don’t need a whole new sexual orientation for robotics. Maybe if a person was EXCLUSIVELY attracted to machine sex that would warrant a kind of “orientation” but of course that wouldn’t be “pansexual” either - pansexuality implies a broad spectrum of multiple sexualities (“metasexual”) not just new ways to masturbate. Human beings of any orientation have been using man-made objects to self pleasure since forever.
Undoubtedly the gold gay robot and his "mate" will show up for no reason
"gold gay robot" Hahaha
They'll eventually run into the Rebellion and it'll be the Tantative IV. We'll see them walk past C-3PO standing next to R2-D2 (because they have obviously been walking around in circles into that ship for 20 years) who will say a snarky remark about Han. Also, they'll interact with Bail Organa and he'll briefly mention his daughter to which the audience will whisper to each other ''Awww he's talking about Leia'' whilst shedding a tear.
Wasn't 3PO living in little Ani's hut on Tatooine while Han was young? Just wondering.
What kind of utter loser doesn't like c3p0 and R2
And when people see them THEY'LL CLAP!
Mike's Palpatine impression is just getting so good.
Spot. On.
Only surpassed by his incredible Vader.
I love how their "terrible ideas" still sound better than what we got...
I can't believe when throwing out dumb ideas that you didn't think that the origin of his name was he didn't have/know his family name and he was travelling alone. The ultimate dumb idea that actually made it.
These are some truly terrible ideas. Can't wait to see them featured in the final film!
Don't pay to see it though dude!
You guys forgot to add Han's father telling him "Don't get cocky kid.".
Because STAR WARS and because we know that line.
Menachem Sachem Robotscowitz dammit yes this too. Ugh.
I clapped! I clapped because I recognize that line!
it's like poetry
Images of Lego sets for this movie just got released, one of which is "Kessel Run Millennium Falcon".
They really CAN see the future!!!!
"I think Greedo is gonna be in this movie." Yeah, I can see that.
"I think Jabba's Palace will be visited." Oh, yeah, definitely Jabba the Hut.
"I think Darth Maul will be in the movie." .... HAHAHAHHAHA!! You're crazy!
Chewbacca comes with the ship. He's just a bonus 7 feet tall pet that you get when buying a fast spaceship.
Kameratyp like babes when buying a supercar?
Nerds really fucked up the Kessel Run thing. People treat it like a mistake that he says parsec, because a parsec measure distance, but it honestly works really well even if it was a mistake. The Millennium Falcon is a piece of shit that's always falling apart. It never made the Kessel Run in 12 parsecs. Han Solo was just lying to get clients. It's written in the script that way, and Obi-Wan looks at him like he's a fucking idiot for even saying it. By the way, watch Alec Guinness's performance when Han says things in A New Hope, it's great.
theplaguedaemon star wars fans have no creativity so that why you know, this can't be the explanation, sadly. Also everything needs a backstory in star wars and needs to be extremely elaborate and visually extravagant.
Have you seen one of the most egregious offences of shit just being made up in the extended universe because everything needed fluff? Do you rememember that one guy in the Cantina, the devil looking guy who leers at the camera for like, a second?
Yeah ohshit what did they do to backstory now
"Star Wars fans have no creativity"
"Everything needs a backstory and needs to be extremely elaborate"
LITTLE bit of a contradiction there.
No, the problem is that Star Wars fans hear Leia say something like "Oh, it's you Tarkin. I should have known from the smell!"
And they immediately decide "Oh, she's not just insulting him. No, he has a goddamn diesease officially called Tarkin's Disease that causes a powerful unpleasant bodily odor that can't be masked."
My god the amount they got right makes me VERY worried about their new Rise of Skywalker prediction video...
tfw the real Rise of Skywalker was a thousand times worse than anything they could've predicted
@@eros330762 we were robbed out of an ewok death cult movie
1. Orphan CHECK
2. Dad had a ship CHECK
3. Woody Harrelson helped him escape CHECK
4. Woody gave him his blaster CHECK
5. Jabba the Hutt mentioned at the end CHECK
6. Set up future movies with surprise characters CHECK
7. Han meets chewie in imperial prison CHECK
8. Kessel had a prison mine CHECK
9. Kessel run used a black hole CHECK
10. Born on Corellia CHECK
11. All his famous adventures in one movie CHECK
12. Kessel run helps rebellion CHECK
Damn, the only thing you guys missed was how Qi'Ra knew everyone!!! Next movie she will introduce Han Solo to palpatine, Yoda, and Boba Fett.
"Born on Corellia" kidding me? It's a fucking well known fact, canon for years.
Deusirae79 I failed you
Rich should play that pot belly guy who owns the Rancor
TKinfinity Malakili! Haha
TKinfinity And Jack could be the baby rancor. Perfect
That's how they got the script.
I am now convinced this video is the sole reason for so many re-shoots. They watched this and went... oh shit.
tom law you have to wonder what it'll be like before and after the reshoots.
CAREFUL HAN YOU GOTTA SHOOT THEM FIRST BEFORE THEY DO WINK WINK
TWIST... they did the reshoots to incorporate RLM's ideas into the movie.
Sadly... they may have thought they needed to add some of the stuff that left out in!
You know I think you're probably fucking spot on with that
lmao
Every single one of Mike and Rich's ideas is better than what we got in the movie.
Mike "Rich, i love this idea."
Rich "I know."
It took me 3 viewings to notice that joke.
Me=dumdum
@@bensosnowski1128 Empire Strikes Back, Carbonite Freezing Chamber
Can't wait to come back to this video immediately after watching this film
I wanna see a Cinema Sins "Everything wrong with.." spin off video, with dinging noises.
Richard LongD i dont know. i am sure their version will bemuch better than original one