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When JJ Abrams opens his mouth one of two things happens, he lies or he sets up a mystery that he has no idea how to resolve and no intention to do so.
Yeah fortunately collider died. Thus no more nerd crew unfortunately. On the other hand its hilarious where harlof and the collider crew ended up. Barely 20k views on their new content. Shills never win
There is something really disturbing about this video. Some horribly unlucky fan with only three weeks left to live was shown Rise of Skywalker early. Not only would it be the last movie he would ever see, he was forbidden from saying a word about it to anyone. He could only sit and watch, and know all that was to transpire. That is some “I have no mouth and I must scream” shit right there.
@@69SalterStreet is that the de facto line for a certain demographic when they learn someone else has heard about an obscure peice of literature that you also know about?
@@bradenanderson6989 RLM made a video of it. Fans were trying to get Shatner on the show and Mike had to ask people to stop because Bill was making fun of Mike's looks. It's a fairly new video... Maybe 1 or 2 weeks old. It's him and Rich I believe sitting together.
Shatner thinks being mean is satire. He clearly hasn’t learned how to separate jokes aimed at someone personally rather than their work, to him they are the same thing he really is a boomer
"the emperor palpatine he survived the explosion of the second death star and hes living in an alternate universe with 10,000 star destroyers" How did mike know
I have a source that says that " Mr Plinket's review of Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker" is already on track to be the most successful CZcams video of all time.
I finally saw it on a whim this weekend (waited for a non-chinese subtitled version). It was even worse than I had expected. No wonder everyone stopped talking about it after like a week. It felt like disney had rich evans brainstorm all the dumbest possible things to put in a star wars movie, and then handed that over to alex kurtzman to rewrite, after kathleen kennedy thought it was way too cerebral for general audiences.
The giving one adult or child the chance to see the film early. Always seemed a bit gross to me. Like sure you offer one person a chance to see the film early before they kick the bucket. But then there's literally millions of others in the same situation, who won't get to see it. The only reason that particular family gets to see it. Is because they've made a big enough fuss about it online and because Disney know how to conjure up a "heartwarming" story.
Makes me think of the story from the USSR where the guys had to keep clapping for Stalin and the first person to stop was taken out back and shot or hauled off to a prison camp
My favorite part about this video is their theory that RoS would have a time travel/alternate universe plot because they couldn't fathom the possibility of the film reviving Palpatine with one single line of text crawl.
It's a bs publicity stunt to get people interested in the movie. I'm 90% certain the script that was leaked was fake and there's gonna be a "gotcha!" interview later. What a joke lol. Any dwindling respect I had for JJ and interest I had for this movie has been thrown out the window.
The oroblem is that some of the leaks from mo ths ago are now presented in the "teasers" Idc anyway. Bringing Palpatine back ruins the prequels and OT anyway.
Havik I never even considered it to be a PR stunt. I just heard about it, thought “I guess that could happen” and then went on with my life. The implications of that escenario just make it seem even more like a desperate attempt to make hype for a movie that really doesn’t need it and now I expect the movie to be a real shitshow, good job JJ.
You know what, Nerd Crew actually is the best RLM show. It's so bursting with disdain and disgust for all the right things. Please, RLM -- give us more Nord Crew!
@@neansath I enjoy the length (and the girth ;) ) because I listen at work. I find if I come back later and forget what hes talking about i can just go back 5 minutes and jump back into it. It's like an old DoS game. Dry, little graphics, requires a lot of user effort to figure it out, but pretty damn good underneath the crust.
I don't know which is sadder: The fact that this is nearly 100% on-point for a large number of nerd-centric channels. The fact that this is higher quality entertainment then a lot of those same channels.
"We were keeping our eye on 1984. When the year came and the prophecy didn't, thoughtful Americans sang softly in praise of themselves. The roots of liberal democracy had held. Wherever else the terror had happened, we, at least, had not been visited by Orwellian nightmares. "But we had forgotten that alongside Orwell's dark vision, there was another - slightly older, slightly less well known, equally chilling: Aldous Huxley's Brave New World. Contrary to common belief even among the educated, Huxley and Orwell did not prophesy the same thing. Orwell warns that we will be overcome by an externally imposed oppression. But in Huxley's vision, no Big Brother is required to deprive people of their autonomy, maturity and history. As he saw it, people will come to love their oppression, to adore the technologies that undo their capacities to think. "What Orwell feared were those who would ban books. What Huxley feared was that there would be no reason to ban a book, for there would be no one who wanted to read one. Orwell feared those who would deprive us of information. Huxley feared those who would give us so much that we would be reduced to passivity and egoism. Orwell feared that the truth would be concealed from us. Huxley feared the truth would be drowned in a sea of irrelevance. Orwell feared we would become a captive culture. Huxley feared we would become a trivial culture, preoccupied with some equivalent of the feelies, the orgy porgy, and the centrifugal bumblepuppy. As Huxley remarked in Brave New World Revisited, the civil libertarians and rationalists who are ever on the alert to oppose tyranny "failed to take into account man's almost infinite appetite for distractions." In 1984, Orwell added, people are controlled by inflicting pain. In Brave New World, they are controlled by inflicting pleasure. In short, Orwell feared that what we fear will ruin us. Huxley feared that what we desire will ruin us."
They're only 2nd to Disney in milking Star Wars for all its worth. Funny stuff for the 1st few minutes but seriously they're gonna beat this horse til there's nothing left.
*sees news article titled "Disney+'s Loki is the Black Lives Matter story we didn't know we needed* Immediate thinks of this video & the Very Credible Source™️ that "The Rise of Skywalker is already on track to being the most popular and successful movie of all time"
I love how when Jay voices the pictures he's literally just a lifeless still frame, while the rest of the crew is sitting there in extreme shame and disappointment.
_"Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker is already on track to being one of the most popular and successful films of all time."_ I remember when that didn't happen!
My god, TNC is probably the best content RedLetterMedia's ever produced. I love Half in the Bag, Best of the Worst, loved Space Cop, but this... This is art.
I think it’s telling, rlm delivers these satirisation parodies with a hell of a lot more joy and sincerity than Jedi council ever has with one of their shameless corporatist shill cash in episodes.
I'm surprised the view count is only 1.7 million. I mean me personally, I love the Nerd Crew soooo much, I've watched it 20 times myself! So by my logic there should be 20 million at least.
It’s like Disney though it out: “we’ve thought out the possibility that someone copied the script before we ‘bought’ it back from them, so if anyone out there is claiming they have the copy are wrong
In this fake story's defense, the Marvel museum has special lights and glass that make cell phone pictures not turn out. I don't know what Disney prints their scripts on, but there may be a bit of truth to the "uncopyable" paper part
Such a wonderful universe to explore. Instead they corporatize and think-tank the shit out of them until they are little more than nostalgic amusement park rides in visual form. The irony is, if they paid the absolute bare minimum for a super fan to write a script they would end up with a far superior trilogy. Hell, even Lucas could write something better than pure callbacks and fanservice horseshit.
@@nobodysmith8580 What is even more sad is that we know its possible to expand the world of Star Wars, both Knights of the Old Republic and Clone Wars cartoon (both series) shows you can have great characters and nice action for everyone.
7:08 JJ Abrams, talking about this totally not-fake story on Good Morning America, which is broadcast on ABC, which happens to be a subsidiary of the Walt Disney Company...
@@gabbyprincip1575 as much as Walt Disney could be a douchebag, he hated communists as much as he disliked fascists. So he would probably give a middle finger to China and continue selling his movies.
I called the number... it’s Disney plus customer service 😂
Thanks, I was wondering lol
Same
micro christ we need more people like you in this world..
Brilliant
I was curious thank you
This episode of Nerd Crew is already on track to being one of the most popular and successful videos on CZcams.
VERY COOL
Well for me personally, I loved those episode . It was informative , yet not .
I also like what everyone else likes
ikr, lol. Don't be a regressive hater! This episode of Nerd Crew is already on track to being one of the most popular and successful videos on CZcams.
OF ALL TIME
We did it boys, Nerd Crew outlived Collider
These guys do their schtick better than they do
Collider died?
Is this good or bad? WE NEED MORE NERD CREW EPISODES
I have no idea what this means. Is this supposed to be satire of something?
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Imagine dying of brain cancer and to make things worse someone shows you Rise Of Skywalker.
Probably made them sicker than the chemo did
I almost spit out my drink
Not cool, man. Not cool.
@@elinicoritale6384 exactly, at that point I’d just want the brain cancer to kill me so I can forget about how awful that movie was
Talk about insult to injury
"I loved this movie!"
"It's not out yet."
@@reactions5783:
I CLAPPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*"I hated this movie!"
"It's not out yet."
@@SteveSmith-fh6br if you could care less, then that means you care...
evertime I see a book rated 5 stars when its not even out.
😂
When JJ Abrams opens his mouth one of two things happens, he lies or he sets up a mystery that he has no idea how to resolve and no intention to do so.
Alexander Forbes is like your comment but it’s at 69
Mystery boxes, Mystery boxes everywhere!
He's a total hack.
@@kdogg2077
He's a good director, it's his writing that's bad.
he's definitely lying, because you CANNOT leave things under hotel room beds. they are inaccessible.
That lie was so good. I could tell J.J. wrote that one himself because it kind of just trailed off with no real ending.
no lost spoilers plz
Brilliant😂😂🙏🙏🙏🙏
JJ didn’t even remotely sound like he believed his own lie. He sounded incredibly uncomfortable.
@@LloydWaldo what does trmmmdmdk mean? Is that some new acronym that the hip kids are using now?
Itai Yasur yyyyttytttttttttt
God I miss these videos. We need more Nerd Crew!
Yes we do. Yes we do
Unfortunately the golden days of such podcasts seem to be gone
Not as much "news" or commentary to spoof though.
Yeah fortunately collider died. Thus no more nerd crew unfortunately. On the other hand its hilarious where harlof and the collider crew ended up. Barely 20k views on their new content. Shills never win
They could 100% do a rebrand of the Nerd Crew to go right at the Shmoes
"No humble bragging here, just bragging."
Perfection.
3:50
Is it
"Carrie Fisher was an inspiration to us all" *starts drinking*
@@SteveSmith-fh6br maybe it would have been too on the nose
@@charnel8435 too in the nose? Was that pun too on the nose? God, like Carrie Fisher, I'm such a bone head... BECAUSE SHE'S A FUCKING SKELETON?!
@@cuntycat2397 meh, forced
Browsing the comment section just for that remark. So stunning and brave
Funny thing is that Carrie Fisher probably would have loved that joke.
There is something really disturbing about this video. Some horribly unlucky fan with only three weeks left to live was shown Rise of Skywalker early. Not only would it be the last movie he would ever see, he was forbidden from saying a word about it to anyone. He could only sit and watch, and know all that was to transpire. That is some “I have no mouth and I must scream” shit right there.
jesus that really is horrifying when you put it that way
69SalterStreet Yes obviously thats why he referenced it lmao
Positive thing is that after seeing ROS dying from brain cancer didn't seem so bad anymore.
I paused the video just to stare at the screen and think about that
@@69SalterStreet is that the de facto line for a certain demographic when they learn someone else has heard about an obscure peice of literature that you also know about?
The fact William Shatner didn't get this is all satire is stunning.
Link to what he said?
@@bradenanderson6989 RLM made a video of it. Fans were trying to get Shatner on the show and Mike had to ask people to stop because Bill was making fun of Mike's looks. It's a fairly new video... Maybe 1 or 2 weeks old. It's him and Rich I believe sitting together.
Shatner was just trolling them in their own style. After Mike's sarcastic response Shanter went full Shatner.
I mean, he doesn't do podcasts
Shatner thinks being mean is satire. He clearly hasn’t learned how to separate jokes aimed at someone personally rather than their work, to him they are the same thing he really is a boomer
If you call the number it's Disney+ customer service. That's hilarious
They truly are brilliant
Ask them about BABY YODA
@@jamesgriffyn I googled it. Same results, but less chance I might accidentally speak to someone.
Very Cool
@@annme_87 This. Fuck speaking with ppl on the phone.
We've reached levels of satire that shouldn't be possible. It's borderline experimental.
This is the most savage RedLetterMedia episode ever lol.
Mike Stoklasa is our generation's Jonathan Swift
it will make me clap if i see this video elsewhere honestly
@Jay McDanieL I don't appreciate this comment *eats a banana*
@@DeathUnlimited04 Mike Stoklasa is our generation's Diogenes.
"the emperor palpatine he survived the explosion of the second death star and hes living in an alternate universe with 10,000 star destroyers" How did mike know
He just went with whatever the stupidest and laziest idea was that he could come up with fast. Just like JJ Abrams
Rich wasn’t the only one massaging Anthony Daniels’ pros...
Because in the trailer they show 10,000 star destroyers.
@@Xpwnxage ahhh okay, makes sense then if his theory was the emperor to attach that to the stat destroyers
The nerd crew computron. Hard wired straight to hollywood 😉
The thought of William Shatner watching these unironically gives me a smile.
“Audible, pills, _and_ tampon commercials, all at once??? Clearly corporate shills with no integrity”
What gives me a smile is that mere mention of Tek-War video game is enough to bruise Shatner's ego.
@@JeanMarceauxOh man, TekWar was horrible, to this day I still regret playing that. Lol
The fact that Rich wasn't sniped the second the social credit score went under 99% shows just how benevolent and warm hearted Dusney truly is.
He'll still get a few weeks in the sweatshops for it.
@@ChimpFromSpace you mean few years until his reeducation is complete.
@Sam "Fun Products"
I admit I am not quite up to the trends these days, but is that what people call Horcruxes these days?
Very cool.
Indeed, Dusney really is a wonderful corporation!
I have a source that says that
" Mr Plinket's review of Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker" is already on track to be the most successful CZcams video of all time.
Kind of having a hard time forgiving them for giving the other s.w. films fairly positive reviews
Not if yt take it down for harrassment
What sources?
Yeah baby
IT BROKE NEW GROUND
“NOW THIS IS PODCASTING!!!!”
-Mike Stoklasa
Criminally underrated comment
@@peteryocum That’s a crime!
Can you imagine poor William Shatner watching this and thinking this was real?
Old Bill wouldn't survive this video. If you showed him, he would stroke out 100%
That's an unfortunate hallmark of satire. The better it is the more you have to be in on the joke.
It's real to me.
Dude's 90, he has no chance of discerning this from the real shit
I, literally, spent hours marking down Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker merch last week.
It must be positively flying off the shelves!
They fly now?
@@csmlyly5736 They fly now.
Coming to an ollie's, big lots, or landfill near you!
Hey at least it means less time having to deal with people? lol
"Cold, dark,miserable universe that star wars is. That kids love."
I lost it.
I take pleasure in knowing there are people who watched this and were upset by it.
Im gonna enjoy illegally downloading this movie and then sleeping 20 minutes into it.
It’s funny because it’s true. Thanks for saving me twenty clams, Pirate Bay! I still ended up losing two hours of my life, so it still cost me.
Same
I finally saw it on a whim this weekend (waited for a non-chinese subtitled version). It was even worse than I had expected. No wonder everyone stopped talking about it after like a week. It felt like disney had rich evans brainstorm all the dumbest possible things to put in a star wars movie, and then handed that over to alex kurtzman to rewrite, after kathleen kennedy thought it was way too cerebral for general audiences.
A man of culture.
@@dracarysstark6229 why
“The only real way to watch a Star Wars movie early is to be a manchild dying in hospice”
holy SHIT guys you’ve broken me
I think Disney is the only company to pull that marketing stunt and they really have done it for every movie in the sequel trilogy.
They literally are soul suckers
The “force for Daniel” was just PR for Disney Star Wars.
The giving one adult or child the chance to see the film early. Always seemed a bit gross to me. Like sure you offer one person a chance to see the film early before they kick the bucket. But then there's literally millions of others in the same situation, who won't get to see it. The only reason that particular family gets to see it. Is because they've made a big enough fuss about it online and because Disney know how to conjure up a "heartwarming" story.
@@randomfools808 I was wondering if it sounded familiar.
I loved that they were genuinely laughing at the Sith Troopers.
And that was the first I had heard about them. It reminds me of how absurd Transformers toys got to be in the 90s.
Because it is a stupid idea. A red stormtrooper? They can't shoot for shit. I guess the red ones have better accuracy.
@@mar10ssj1 Nah, red one is easier to shoot at.
@@mar10ssj1 They explode when shot
@@modgoat2594 The lore? wtf.
The whole "script got lost" story is the flimiest bullshit I've heard in a long time
Yeee😊
“Palpatine will have 10,000 star destroyers” if only they knew how bad things really were going to be
They knew exactly.
“I have to keep smiling!”
- The entire Star Wars cast at the movie premiere
Makes me think of the story from the USSR where the guys had to keep clapping for Stalin and the first person to stop was taken out back and shot or hauled off to a prison camp
THEY FLY NOW!! I CLAPPED I CLAPPED!
Especially Daisy Ridley, as we can clearly see here in 20:28
the phone number is Disney+'s customer service line, lmao
Ha!
If true, a bold move, that gives Disney legitimate reason to sue them
@@PortaTerzo No it doesn't
Yep I called it lol
Yup I just commented this. Though I knew someone had beaten me to it.
My favorite part about this video is their theory that RoS would have a time travel/alternate universe plot because they couldn't fathom the possibility of the film reviving Palpatine with one single line of text crawl.
My favorite thing about Nerd Crew is how with each episode it slowly becomes more and more of a horror show.
Nerd Crew
Coming soon on Shudder and RedLetterMedia+
A true surrealist nightmare
i'll never understand how people can sink so low and yet still able to watch their face in the mirror.
oh yes, narcissism, right, of course, thanks...
I’m shocked more people haven’t called out the “script leak” as a PR stunt.
That's bullying now.
@Nathan Cox Well if Disney told Burger King to take it down, then everyone would say the leaks are real and then they would spread like wildfire.
It's a bs publicity stunt to get people interested in the movie. I'm 90% certain the script that was leaked was fake and there's gonna be a "gotcha!" interview later.
What a joke lol. Any dwindling respect I had for JJ and interest I had for this movie has been thrown out the window.
The oroblem is that some of the leaks from mo ths ago are now presented in the "teasers"
Idc anyway. Bringing Palpatine back ruins the prequels and OT anyway.
Havik I never even considered it to be a PR stunt. I just heard about it, thought “I guess that could happen” and then went on with my life. The implications of that escenario just make it seem even more like a desperate attempt to make hype for a movie that really doesn’t need it and now I expect the movie to be a real shitshow, good job JJ.
"She's an inspiration to us all"
> downs a bottle of whiskey
Cue the sad oversized flask music.
Yes, kid, that's the joke
@@MegaZeta ok boomer
Damn even rock stars live into their 70s.
You know what, Nerd Crew actually is the best RLM show. It's so bursting with disdain and disgust for all the right things. Please, RLM -- give us more Nord Crew!
Yes, we need more Nord Crew. I love how they lampoon the Elder Scrolls' fanbase.
The Nerd Crew is really about family, and that’s what makes it so powerful.
Mike is the key to all this
It dawned on me that while I have no desire or anticipation to see Star Wars 9, I am totally excited and anticipating the RLM reviews of it.
Teh LaughingMan Hollywood 2019: When the movie critic's analysis is more entertaining and has a better plot then any of the shit Hollywood puts out.
If you're into longer content, check out Maulers star wars reviews, I'm excited for his rise of Skywalker review as well
@@neansath I enjoy the length (and the girth ;) ) because I listen at work.
I find if I come back later and forget what hes talking about i can just go back 5 minutes and jump back into it.
It's like an old DoS game. Dry, little graphics, requires a lot of user effort to figure it out, but pretty damn good underneath the crust.
@@neansath skip him
I think ill watch the cinemasins' short recap of the entire movie to see it.
Shelf stacker here- Star Wars toys have been allocated less shelf space than Beyblades. Yes, a god damn SPINNING TOP is selling better than Star Wars.
And the Beyblades are at full price still right? Not marked down 25% like Star Wars?
@@Poisonedblade Full price of course. They've got a special temporary stand at the front of the store too.
But beyblade is fun....you could have a few drinks and play bloody knuckles with those things
Beyblade is dope, wtf you on about?
when did I diss beyblade
I watched this video and someone left a headless Mickey Mouse in my bed the next morning.
Very cool
i CLAPPED
I knooooow whaaaat thaaaaat is
I love how the Snoke has a walmart clearance sticker on it.
"He pissed on my face while saying take that kenny baker..."
"WELL EVERYONE ITS TIME TO START THE AUCTION!!"
21:15
« The nerd crew » is already on track to being one of the most popular and successful podcasts of all time.
At least in my heart.
The Nerd Crew is objectively the best podcast, after E F A P.
In my _opinion_ !
Oggy jazz hands
You shut your mouth's heart! And then kiss it, because your heart is right!
spit dragon stop clapping u might trigger someone
Soon RLM will be on Joe Rogan!
"I just heard that on a podcast we're currently making"
LOL
They need to bring this series back. I just watched them all and they're still hilarious
"Sith Trooper"
suddenly, Half in the Bag.
That’s right, Jay!
*Shit*
I don't know which is sadder:
The fact that this is nearly 100% on-point for a large number of nerd-centric channels.
The fact that this is higher quality entertainment then a lot of those same channels.
cough Collider Live cough
They fly now! They fly now? They fly now.
This is IGN this past year anything to do with Star Wars!!!
Just like the movie blob
The sad part is people actually watch those things
Loyalty to Disney
Loyalty to the brand
Loyalty is salvation
Loyalty is life
Julia S that's a phrase I'm familiar with!
10/10 best phrase to say
Obedience brings victory! Victory is life!
"We were keeping our eye on 1984. When the year came and the prophecy didn't, thoughtful Americans sang softly in praise of themselves. The roots of liberal democracy had held. Wherever else the terror had happened, we, at least, had not been visited by Orwellian nightmares.
"But we had forgotten that alongside Orwell's dark vision, there was another - slightly older, slightly less well known, equally chilling: Aldous Huxley's Brave New World. Contrary to common belief even among the educated, Huxley and Orwell did not prophesy the same thing. Orwell warns that we will be overcome by an externally imposed oppression. But in Huxley's vision, no Big Brother is required to deprive people of their autonomy, maturity and history. As he saw it, people will come to love their oppression, to adore the technologies that undo their capacities to think.
"What Orwell feared were those who would ban books. What Huxley feared was that there would be no reason to ban a book, for there would be no one who wanted to read one. Orwell feared those who would deprive us of information. Huxley feared those who would give us so much that we would be reduced to passivity and egoism. Orwell feared that the truth would be concealed from us. Huxley feared the truth would be drowned in a sea of irrelevance. Orwell feared we would become a captive culture. Huxley feared we would become a trivial culture, preoccupied with some equivalent of the feelies, the orgy porgy, and the centrifugal bumblepuppy. As Huxley remarked in Brave New World Revisited, the civil libertarians and rationalists who are ever on the alert to oppose tyranny "failed to take into account man's almost infinite appetite for distractions." In 1984, Orwell added, people are controlled by inflicting pain. In Brave New World, they are controlled by inflicting pleasure. In short, Orwell feared that what we fear will ruin us. Huxley feared that what we desire will ruin us."
I recite my mantra before watching every new episode of The Mandalorian™.
15:15 "we may have audience members sensitive to sound...I FUCKING LOVE STAR WARS!" This made my day, thanks LOL!
I love this so much. This “nerd crew” is already on track to be the most popular and successful pop culture podcast of all time
what's the source?
Lol it's the Disney plus number
I read it in a comment somewhere!
iBoobbbzTV who wrote the comment?
@@rampagingelephant7353 I just read it in a comment somewhere.
The satire is so good I couldn’t even tell if the ads are real.
I'm surprised a shill writer hasn't used the Nerd Crew as a reference in their article for maximum shilling.
first one might be real. would have to use the code to make sure. other 2 are not.
Well, I instinctively skipped them, so if there were any jokes in there I guess I missed out on 30 seconds of free entertainment.
Code is not 😂
They forgot Casper matress
I can't believe that these guys have been uninterruptedly live-streaming since 2019. Their loyalty to the brand is so admirable.
I can't believe they were right about the ten thousand star destroyer part.
Wasn't the trailer already out?
Normal channels: does a cynical joke
RLM: Does the cynical joke, it lasts 30 minutes each time and airs in episodes
They're only 2nd to Disney in milking Star Wars for all its worth. Funny stuff for the 1st few minutes but seriously they're gonna beat this horse til there's nothing left.
@@RyanWBL that's the point...
@@dominicmarazita6058 Well at least until they get taken down by Disney.
@@RyanWBL that's the joke.
Influencer culture is so bloated and disgusting that they will never run out of material.
Downloading this before youtube takes it down for "bullying."
CZcams is the big smart.
To be fair, I'm not sure a small Indie company like Disney could handle this type of backlash
Real talk; I wouldn't be at all surprised if this video gets pulled. I'm glad I got the chance to view it
*sees news article titled "Disney+'s Loki is the Black Lives Matter story we didn't know we needed*
Immediate thinks of this video & the Very Credible Source™️ that "The Rise of Skywalker is already on track to being the most popular and successful movie of all time"
“No humble bragging here, just bragging”
😂
I like how almost every nerd crew ends with a fire.
And every episode starts with a dumpster. It's like poetry.
What is this the 10th time they have started a fire on their show?
its so strong because its always about family.
@@MichaelAronson Its the Nerd Crew's 'beam into the sky'
i have no idea how RLM can afford what i assume is rare merchandise just to destroy for a gag.
I love how when Jay voices the pictures he's literally just a lifeless still frame, while the rest of the crew is sitting there in extreme shame and disappointment.
"...voices the pictures..."
Peak boomer speak
Omg 16:37. How have I never noticed Rich doing the bobblehead movement the last thirty times I watched this video. I laughed so hard.
Kkkkkkj l see this in my third run!!
Every... single time... they try to make up some ridiculous, absurd scenario... they predict SO MUCH RIGHT!
If you look closely you can see rich evans in the left side of your screen
OH MY GHAAAAAD!!!
Rich is in da HOUSE!!!!!!
Lmao!
Not too close, he's like radiation
I SAW , I SAW !!!!
This level of satire is borderline reality
Its horrifying
hayasenokatana409 would you like to know more?
@@treyblowski IM DOING MY PART
@@treyblowski Service guarantees citizenship!
@@katanafourzeronine
If it was that level the video would accidentally portray Disney as good
@@treyblowski I would like to know where the unisex showers are.
watching in 2023. revisiting all these episodes. fyi, the phone number during the charity drive is disney + customer service. lmao
Man, i hope the death of Jedi Council doesn't mean the death of Nerd Crew.
What's jedi council?
They’ll find more podcasts to parody.
Is it really down?
Fan theory: Palpatine survived the blowing up of the Second Death Star and fled to Argentina after Return of the Jedi.
I think that's mengele
I mean youre not entirely wrong
you predicted the plot
The Nerd Crew walk down the street in their Star Wars branded clothing. They Fly Now.
Lmao
They fly now?
@@MaximizedAction They fly now!
THEY FLY NOW!
@@kevinstapp328 wait...they fly now?
The world needs more Nerd Crew!
_"Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker is already on track to being one of the most popular and successful films of all time."_
I remember when that didn't happen!
I clapped, I clapped when it didn't happen.
I laughed way too hard at the “Endless Trash Compactor” line.
I called the number... “thank you for calling Disney+ customer service” 😂
I can confirm, I binged it.
Same
oneuptheextraman How do you binge a phone number?
@@pitui1987 You literally search the phone number on a search engine
RandomAssCow sorry, bad Bing/binge joke.
My god, TNC is probably the best content RedLetterMedia's ever produced. I love Half in the Bag, Best of the Worst, loved Space Cop, but this... This is art.
I honestly wish they'd make at least one, maybe two, a year. It's so good.
I don't like this new episode of Black Mirror.
I disagree. It's great to see the show get back in track after a middling season.
They fly now?
They do fly now.
This new episode of black mirror is already on track to being the most popular and successful episode of all time
@Dev0205 they fly now
I love this show! I watch it with my wife and her boyfriend!
Very Cool
Eric Butts?
Lmao
Very cool!!
>tfw youre not Anthony Burch
@@ArosNacht Very Based
This video is almost two years old, but the bit with Mike noticing the continuity error at 29:19 is still one of my favorite bits.
"Now for those of you who don't know, there's a new show called mandolin" cracked me up
That's me in the corner, losing my Star Wars fandom...
Hahahahahaha, it's called Mandelirium, hahahaha
@@Corbomite_Meatballs loved the reference
The fact that this gets so many more views compared to what they are satirizing is incredibly satisfying.
As it should be
I think it’s telling, rlm delivers these satirisation parodies with a hell of a lot more joy and sincerity than Jedi council ever has with one of their shameless corporatist shill cash in episodes.
Much like the Ghostbusters, the more old, grizzled, and schlubby RLM gets, the funnier their schtick becomes.
I can't wait for them to be cast in Ghostbusters 4: Beyond Afterlife
Jesus. I'm not sure I've ever seen anything this real and brutal, even on LiveLeak.
Oh god, those headlines about Rise of the Skywalker sure aged well..
The amount of sarcasm was specially high in this episode
I see you're new to the channel
"Cellphone camera are a myth." following by Jay laughing his ass off before a quick jump cut might be my favorite part of this.
Their jump cuts are on point.
On par with their freeze frames
I'm surprised the view count is only 1.7 million. I mean me personally, I love the Nerd Crew soooo much, I've watched it 20 times myself! So by my logic there should be 20 million at least.
This video aged like fine wine, just like all the other Nerd Crew videos.
I’ve never been so excited to not watch a movie.
Same.
My dad is still blindly in love with the franchise and somehow roped us into seeing IX as a "holiday family get-together". Save me.
@@lguenther1759 Question nothing. Consume everything. 😁
Genuine Comics congratulations you just described capitalism
This. This is absolutely me right now.
Can we please get some new Nerd Crew content? How else am I going to know what I am allowed to think about POP CULTURE FRANCHISE?
This is the best youtube video that ever was and ever will be! Because...
It's about family and that's what's so powerful about it.
This episode was a watershed moment in aids history.
I actually skipped over this video after seeing it a couple times, thinking this was real, still got aids
@@VAMPlRELLA everyone has aids
“I just heard that, on a podcast, we are currently making” brilliant
i died at "Disney Social Media Credit Score" all hail ChinDisney
GUYS! RISE OF SKYWALKER IS ALREADY ON TRACK TO BEING THE MOST POPULAR AND SUCCESSFUL FILM OF ALL TIME!!!!!!
“And it was printed on uncopiable paper” “and in this world no one has cellphones with cameras on them” god dame it jay you kill me
It’s like Disney though it out: “we’ve thought out the possibility that someone copied the script before we ‘bought’ it back from them, so if anyone out there is claiming they have the copy are wrong
"That's a myth. Mythbusters proved that....phones with cameras on them are a myth"
Lololololol
God I love this channel
Didn't you hear about that surprise supernova right next to the alien planet that used to make all our cellphones?
Damn*
In this fake story's defense, the Marvel museum has special lights and glass that make cell phone pictures not turn out. I don't know what Disney prints their scripts on, but there may be a bit of truth to the "uncopyable" paper part
i know this is satire, but its honestly depressing
Yeah i agree
The fact that there are actually channels like the Nerd Crew makes me mad about nerd culture.
Such a wonderful universe to explore. Instead they corporatize and think-tank the shit out of them until they are little more than nostalgic amusement park rides in visual form.
The irony is, if they paid the absolute bare minimum for a super fan to write a script they would end up with a far superior trilogy. Hell, even Lucas could write something better than pure callbacks and fanservice horseshit.
Don't worry. It's only depressing because it's absolutely true.
@@nobodysmith8580 What is even more sad is that we know its possible to expand the world of Star Wars, both Knights of the Old Republic and Clone Wars cartoon (both series) shows you can have great characters and nice action for everyone.
After seeing that Shatner video, I had the need to see this after those clips they showed
Lol i am not alone then
We did it boys William Shatner is no more
7:08 JJ Abrams, talking about this totally not-fake story on Good Morning America, which is broadcast on ABC, which happens to be a subsidiary of the Walt Disney Company...
@@taags I wouldn't be surprised if Disney had Mao styled posters of the mouse
Damn, I really gotta learn how all these companies are connected. I'm sure it would be eye-opening.
Like those news outlets that wouldn't stop fear mongering the Joker movie
Most of them were owned by Warner
It’s like the hunger games talk show
@@gabbyprincip1575 as much as Walt Disney could be a douchebag, he hated communists as much as he disliked fascists. So he would probably give a middle finger to China and continue selling his movies.
“Quick, hand me that sith trooper”. We don’t deserve RLM
It may not be the Sith we need, but it is the Sith we deserve.
@@sageoz9886 Your comment is like a Martian trying to write an Earth joke
I've watched this like 5 times, but it still gets recommended every few months and I still watch it.
Only a week old, and this video has aged like fine wine!
I guess they had good intel that it was not going to be a great movie. Unless they got that from the trailers.
This is high art and no one can convince me otherwise.