omg Kaveh would rip his hair out if he heard about this bullshit. rich people building stupid things for the fuck of it is like 1/5 of his hangout event. i cant believe they made genshin impact in real life
Australian here. Clive Palmer is INSANE. He tried to run for prime minister for a long time and one year got like 3 votes. He also said he was going to make a real life Jurassic park. Hes been trying to do this for awhile.
I've met enough Australians to say that almost everyone who has ever run for PM is unanimously deemed an insane freak by the public, and the fact that Australian politics is so fundamentally fucked is a part of the country's personality at this point. If you don't believe me... why don't you just hold a... *plebiscite*
Wait till they discover he ran for prime minister. He’s literally like trump in 2000. Which doesn’t bode well for the federal elections from 37-40 but we can worry about that later
Hey, maritime engineer here! In modern ships, you have things called 'bulkheads' in the inside of the hull. It devides the inside of the ship into smaller parts, so if the ship were to collide, only a part of the hull would fill with water. Unless there's an entire rip from bow to midship, she'll be able to remain afloat until reaching the closest port!
@@LostStarzOfTheSky Not unless the ship is actively sinking. The captain will call out a general safety alarm, calling everyone out to the lifeboat with their life vests, but that’s just a precaution until they figure out if they can get to port safely. Abandoning ship is ALWAYS a last resort, since chance of survival are very low.
I lived in the town where Clive Palmer tried to start a dinosaur park and when someone burnt down the big dinosaur statue, the headline of the local paper was “Jurassic Spark” and that’s all I ever think about when his name is mentioned
Didn't he just leave the dinosaurs as well? How the hell did he think that park would work? Yeah come and check out my stationary dinosaur statues that don't do shit. That man is a national embarrassment 😂 I also remember FriendlyJordies calling him a Fatty Mcfuckface and Clive tried to sue. I will never get over it 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Frankly I’m genuinely surprised that some mega corporation hasn’t already manufactured a complete replica of the Titanic as a cruise ship. They’d make absolute bank.
There was a Chinese scale replica being built. It was basically abandoned during construction years ago, leaving it to rot unfinished in a dry dock. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romandisea_Titanic I haven’t finished the video yet so idk if it’s mentioned
@@mewboo3606 Just read the Wiki! Damn, so I guess the public actually DOESN'T want a new Titanic. Considering the last survivor didn't want replicas of the ship made, I'm glad her wishes have been respected, even in this roundabout way.
This video coming a few days after it became known a billionaire's planning on making a new submarine to look at the Titanic to prove Oceangate was a fluke really is perfection
Rich people, already obsessed with the Titanic for no fucking discernible reason, have latched onto the ship (and especially the submarine incident) as some kind of anti-woke talking point. I can only guess that they've invested their lives and ill-gotten gains into this imaginary crusade because being billionaires, they have no real problems whatsoever.
i love how when danny tries to speak with an australian accent, he sounds like mark renton from trainspotting, with the heaviest scottish accent known to man
I think we can let billionaires build ships named after historical disasters but only if they're confined to forever living on said ship for the remainder of their lives.
As an Australian, I regret to inform you that this is just the tip of the iceberg of Clive Palmer lore (we are deeply embarrassed by him yet we keep giving him attention)
I was watching some documentary about the Titanic, and it suggested that the Titanic could have possibly taken the hit because it might have been a head-on strike in the beginning which it had been built to be able to take some if not all damage from, but their attempts to avoid it made it scrape and tear along the side, instead of supposedly just hit and rebound from the nose with minor damage, so there's that.
Also the grand central staircase took up so much room they reduced one of the main air pockets, decreasing the amount of water it could take on and causing it to sink faster
@@felicitas.c. I mean having no moral compass is how they got that rich, makes me want to throw away all my morals because all it's gotten me is hoping one day I can buy a house.
Honestly, I wish more of them would try to build big boats. The stuff the others are pursuing ("population control", manipulation/mind control, tracking, etc.) are far worse.
Even if he did build a cruise ship named after the Titanic, they could never actually replicate the experience. Even 3rd class passengers had a better meal experience than what we're used to. 1st class had like 8-course meals. They had smoking rooms. They had huge ballrooms with furniture made of noble woods that can't even be commercialized now. There was SO much that any sane investor would deem unnecessary today. There's a great little series on Tasting History about the meals on the Titanic and everything is so wildly luxurious it sounds unreal.
I was thinking the same thing! Honestly I'd love to go to a restaurant that recreates the experience and dining areas. Not on the water though, just on land thanks -Eva
Happy your talking about Clive Palmer…back in 2018 he tried running for Prime Minister and invested millions into wall-to-wall ads for his campaign and didn’t win a single thing.
Have we not learnt? That name IS cursed, Danny😭 two horrific events have happened under that name. I, at least, hope the new titanic (if it ever actually gets completed) takes a different route to the first time
There was an entire episode of Doctor Who where the Doctor ends up in the future on a space cruise liner that crashes basically BECAUSE it's called the Titanic. And yes, I know that's fiction but still.
Well, a lot of people don’t like cancelling because the consequences to peoples actions are often unpredictable, unproportional, and misguided when done through cancellation
Australian here. Clive Palmer's super yacht recently had major issues and almost smashed into a rock this year. Its currently "resting" in the local Marina on the Gold Coast, and my dog takes his morning dump right in front of it most mornings. But Titanic 2 should be right no drama
I'm glad you're discussing Clive Palmer.He attempted to run for prime minister in 2018 and spent millions on nonstop advertisements, but he was unsuccessful.
i wasn't thinking "how could the titanic get a sequel it's a historical movie", i was thinking "how could the titanic get a sequel, the movie's 26 years old now which means Leonardo di Caprio is NO longer interested"
@@fishfingers780 Nah, he's probably right about having money. For some reason "bankrupt" millionaires and billionaires are always somehow simultaneously still filthy rich...
Yeah, the sequel was called the Brittanic which launched in 1914 but was sunk on a mine on the Greek coast in 1916 while serving as a hospital ship. But there was also a prequel called the Olympic which was launched in 1911 and scrapped in 1935.
"Before they had the current year system, they would describe events happening as in the time of a particular king ruling" Danny, we're still doing that
@@nullskey8370 Honestly, as soon as Danny got Palmer's "antidote to woke politics" quote, I nearly laughed myself into a coughing fit. I guess that's what I get for eating a non-mash meal over CZcams, like a woke beta simp.
"It's a lot more fun to do the Titanic than it is to sit at home and count my money" is a WILD thing to admit to saying, much less quote directly on your website. That sentence alone just convinced me to invest money into developing stronger icebergs.
This guy has been planning this for over a decade. I waitressed at an event linked to this project back in 2012 - they had a dinner based on the 1st class menu, with 10 courses, and custom Titanic II cutlery. It was one of the weirder and most memorable events I worked during the 2 years I did event waitressing. Crazy to hear the project is being revived. I wonder if he still has all that custom cutley. 😂
Fun fact, the titanic was actually a “sequel” to its first sister ship “RMS Olympic”. Olympic did collide with the “HMS Hawk” (another ship) but luckily didn’t sink, making the “unsinkable” claims even stronger. Thereafter came the titanic (who we all know) and lastly came the third sister ship named“Britannic”, who unfortunately sailed into a mine, being the second one of the three sisters, to sink. Working on all these ships was the maid Violet Jessop, who miraculously survived all three incidents and went on to be called “Miss unsinkable” (Let me know if I got any information wrong)
@@moonriverinc7896 German ships laid sea mines throughout the Mediterranean Sea. HMHS Britannic, a hospital ship en route to pick up some wounded from a Grecian port city, travelled through the Kea Channel and encountered one, which tore a gaping hole in her side. It twisted her frame and knocked her wireless cables from the masts. She may have survived as she was built to withstand 6 compartments flooded (which is a lot, as even modern ships today are still commonly built to withstand 2 to 3 flooding compartments). Sadly, there were open portholes due to the heat that let in excessive water, so she sank in 55 minutes. There were 30 deaths, most caused by the turning propellers, which prematurely launched boats could not avoid. She hadn't actually picked up the wounded, yet, so I can't imagine how many would have died if she were filled to capacity with soldiers.
Between musk, oceangate, and no doubt a third thing I'm likely forgetting, I'm starting to think engineering skill just goes down in inverse proportion to one's bank account.
@@la_sn3ak3r19except for the cybertruck. Those guys are already rusting. And the pedals (pedal covers, to be more precise) are falling off, causing uncontrollable acceleration.
i hyperfixated on titanic tragedy for many years, watched documentaries about it and read books, and it's so funny to me how danny is like "was it the structural flaw?? why did titanic sink???". like i forgot that it's not common knowledge and most people think about it like "big boat meets an iceberg and boom"
Seconded, I also forgot that people don't understand what happened with it. For me, though, it's because my brother likes to lecture me about vehicles.
you should definitely elaborate on what you thought was common knowledge, that way those losers who don’t know anything abt boats understand (i am losers, idk what went wrong with titanic)
@@mr.bingusthecat i'm no expert but i think the common knowledge aspect of it is that there was a combo of very poor decision making on the part of the captain, bad luck, the fact that they hit the iceberg from the side and not head-on (it was better fortified for head-on collisions) so it tore open a big hole, and this meant that watertight compartments inside the ship (intended to keep it afloat even if it was stove in and a few of them flooded) filled with water and bc they weren't properly sealed at the top the water overflowed as the ship tilted and flooded more than just the compartments where the hole was, so that it sank. also there were issues with the lifeboats obviously. but if op has corrections/more info they defs know more than me haha i just worked on boats for a while and this is what i heard
SAME LOL wasn't it that the watertight bulkheads didn't go up high enough, so the water just spilled over and it was said she could float with like 3 compartments filled or something but since they weren't high enough they just kept filling with water until the whole ship was brought down
lmao when he said "when men and women looked at each other differently" I was like lol yeah because things were so great for women back then. Then he said "antidote to woke politics" and I was like oh yeah no, he's actually just straight up yearning for when sexism was chill.
@@TheLukeHines at first I gave him the benefit of the doubt and thought he was like romanticizing the past and stuff, but then all the other stuff made me realize, it’s exactly what you said lol
"Oh my God, we've got smallpox," at 10:43 may not be in a good Australian accent, as you observed, but it was a pretty good Ringo Starr, in my opinion.
God, he's still going at it. As an Australian, I've been hearing about this project for more than a decade at this point, and the fact it's being built by one of Australia's many biggest jokes of a politician. At this point, Palmer's gonna croak before they even choose the paint colours.
Even worse is that clive palmer is a national figure in australia. He has his own political party, and won a seat in the aussie house of reps in 2013. He also spent billions in 2019 to win, but failed to gain a single seat
@@r3negadex thing is that culturally australians are not fans of ultra-rich people, so people like gina rinehart and clive palmer just don't have the cultural cachet of trump. also, because of the parliamentary system and compulsory voting, outsiders with small but very enthusiastic bases (like the maga crowd) just don't have a prayer here, if they could even get a foot in the door in the first place
Well, in my country we can’t get a driver’s license when we’re 16, so I guess I’m flying to the moon and blowing up in a big explosion of glitter and confetti 🤷
2:58 no please Danny you don’t understand the titanic was prepared for every other disaster except the one that it met. If ONE less water tight chamber making up the ships hull had been spared from the sideswiping iceberg (or if they had seen it to begin with) it may not have sunk. The titanic is a tragedy because it is a testament to hubris. They believed the ship wasn’t sinkable, until it ran into the one thing capable of sinking it.
My favorite thing in Danny’s recent videos is the way hats are being edited over his existing cap. The Amazon delivery cap and this Captain hat… Classic! 😂
I was so confused as to why everyone was commenting on Clive Palmer being here....until I realised this is an area outside Australia, and he is still being noticed, I think I have just grown to ignore and block it out after he was texting everyone constantly 😆
@@randomtinypotatocried i cant say i played it bc he’s a bit of a prick but from memory of all the ads (he had way too many running) it was a supermario style thing with him defeating all the politicians 😭
as an australian, seeing a foreigner engage with aussie news and learning about clive palmer is so so so interesting and funny. also Paul Barry from media watch is a gem i love him
@@niraxlevi9930 Honestly! Plus there are much cooler historical ships that people could recreate that don't have these ties to a real life tragedy. People are obsessed with it BECAUSE so many people died and that infuriates me tbh
2 titanic 2 furious
titanic 2 ?! furious.
titanic and furious
Can't wait for Titanic: Atlantic Ocean Drift where sean plows through a shipping dock
LMAOOOO @@codydabest
omg Kaveh would rip his hair out if he heard about this bullshit. rich people building stupid things for the fuck of it is like 1/5 of his hangout event. i cant believe they made genshin impact in real life
I mean, the idea that naming a boat after one that’s already sank will cause the new boat to sink is a superstition held by sailors.
Not to mention the ghosts of the passengers and crew of the Titanic will haunt this new ship
almost everything is a superstition held by sailors
That's why it's called Titanic 2, DUH
@@ekoDoesStuffHAHAHAHHAA
After losing titanic's improved sister Britannic II in ww1 and its relative obscurity, they promptly reused the name for a small diesel ship
Australian here. Clive Palmer is INSANE. He tried to run for prime minister for a long time and one year got like 3 votes. He also said he was going to make a real life Jurassic park. Hes been trying to do this for awhile.
lol
as a non aussie, he seems like australias donald trump... except the aussies didnt put up with his shit
So THAT'S what he needs the 300bil for 😂
Well said
I've met enough Australians to say that almost everyone who has ever run for PM is unanimously deemed an insane freak by the public, and the fact that Australian politics is so fundamentally fucked is a part of the country's personality at this point.
If you don't believe me... why don't you just hold a... *plebiscite*
it's so much fun watching people outside of Australia discover Clive Palmer
And now Danny needs to watch the unhinged and hilarious rants of Bob Katter
Wait till they discover he ran for prime minister. He’s literally like trump in 2000. Which doesn’t bode well for the federal elections from 37-40 but we can worry about that later
omg yes i feel like im being let in on some crazy Australian lore
We're all so caught up in our own insane, revolting multi-millionare freakshow men that we neglect the ones in other countries
@@kudamonokaze7619 I mean I'm just brainstorming here but it sounds like one strategically placed iceberg might help
Titanic 2.0: We melted all of the icebergs now
I mean that's how Clive Palmer made his billions, mining coal that causes global warming, raising sea temperatures and melting the icebergs.
Underrated
💀
Exactly what I was thinking lol
We have actually kept climate change going so we can try again.
they did NOT learn from Danny's song 😭
‘Why would they get on that boat, haven’t they seen the movies’
@@dsfmdiya7500 even in the depths of the atlantic, that sunken ship will still never be deeper than me 😔😔
lol
@@kaitlynmorgan4613 “This song’s so fucking sad, this song’s so fucking deep”
@@TheGh0st_Cat when I finished writing it I cried in bed for weeks 😔😔
Hey, maritime engineer here! In modern ships, you have things called 'bulkheads' in the inside of the hull. It devides the inside of the ship into smaller parts, so if the ship were to collide, only a part of the hull would fill with water. Unless there's an entire rip from bow to midship, she'll be able to remain afloat until reaching the closest port!
Neat! Would the people on board be placed on life boats at any point in this process?
@@LostStarzOfTheSky Not unless the ship is actively sinking. The captain will call out a general safety alarm, calling everyone out to the lifeboat with their life vests, but that’s just a precaution until they figure out if they can get to port safely. Abandoning ship is ALWAYS a last resort, since chance of survival are very low.
@@dingydoedlesthank you for answering! I find it super interesting to consider. At what point would the ship be considered sinking?
@@LostStarzOfTheSky once there’s more water flowing into the ship than they can pump out i reckon, i’m not exactly sure about that.
@@dingydoedles sounds about right, seems like a terrifying situation
as an aussie i physically recoiled at the mention of clive palmer omg
same
Yep same
me too
as an australian, clive palmer is like... an actual supervillain. everyone here hates him, or at least everyone who... isn't weird???
fascists like him. nobody else tho
Soooo…. Australian Elon Musk?
@@Dusberkseems like a blend of elon and trump
@@Birdyboysexactly what i was thinking lmfao
@@Abigail-hu5wfWhen you scream Fascist when u dont understand real politics not just larpers online like urself
I lived in the town where Clive Palmer tried to start a dinosaur park and when someone burnt down the big dinosaur statue, the headline of the local paper was “Jurassic Spark” and that’s all I ever think about when his name is mentioned
oh my god that's hilarious
Coolum resort my fave place ever until that supervillain ruined it
this connection has me howling wtf
Didn't he just leave the dinosaurs as well? How the hell did he think that park would work? Yeah come and check out my stationary dinosaur statues that don't do shit. That man is a national embarrassment 😂
I also remember FriendlyJordies calling him a Fatty Mcfuckface and Clive tried to sue. I will never get over it 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Excuse me? Is there more? Please tell Danny all lore right away we must know
"Theres no fucking way he's about to say Clive Palmer" - A past me I wish I still was
Frankly I’m genuinely surprised that some mega corporation hasn’t already manufactured a complete replica of the Titanic as a cruise ship. They’d make absolute bank.
Same.
There was a Chinese scale replica being built. It was basically abandoned during construction years ago, leaving it to rot unfinished in a dry dock.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romandisea_Titanic
I haven’t finished the video yet so idk if it’s mentioned
@@mewboo3606 Just read the Wiki! Damn, so I guess the public actually DOESN'T want a new Titanic. Considering the last survivor didn't want replicas of the ship made, I'm glad her wishes have been respected, even in this roundabout way.
There's a titanic replica in branson missouri, but it's just a museum; I've seen it, it's pretty neat
Clive Palmer is in fact a supervillain I can confirm he's been absolutely wreaking havoc across Australia for years
Not across! Can't get his hands on us over in WA >:)
i actually screamed when i realised CLIVE FUCKING PALMER is behind this
@@KaiLyons IM IN WA HAHAHA
felt like the weirdest crossover to see danny talking about clive paler hahahaha
I'm not Australian but now I'm kind of curious what he did
Does that mean that my favourite animated animals are coming back.
Yay!!!!😊
Rejoice!
I FORGOT ABOUT THAT MOVIE BRO
HELLP
I'm so glad they're bringing this this legend into real life
"men and weemen". as an australian weeman, i gotta say danny be proud of that accent, sounds just like me :)
Do men and weemen "look at each other differently"?
@@vlo4829 with rage and disgust?
I like how Danny's Australian accent is just British
Liverpudlian, even.
Fun fact Australian accent is just drunk British accent
It is because Australia was where they dumped a bunch of British criminals who were drunk all the time
I was thinking more Irish or Scottish myself
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT LMAO FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT
Clive Palmer is Australia’s biggest nuisance, dude keeps trying to become prime minister
lol he keeps trying but no one’s going to vote for him after the stuff he’s done
@@woolchipmunkWhat has he done? Asking from Sweden
Nevermind, I watched the rest of the video and got a clue 😂.
Oh no, he's your Trump.
@@dogskullsoh yikes😭
This video coming a few days after it became known a billionaire's planning on making a new submarine to look at the Titanic to prove Oceangate was a fluke really is perfection
Please tell me you’re joking 😭
Edit: just looked it up 🫠 why are billionaires so dumb
@@annaliesecancilla894 You'd think they would have more brain cells but no
They have brains as smooth as a mountain lake on a cool mindless morning. I swear.
Rich people, already obsessed with the Titanic for no fucking discernible reason, have latched onto the ship (and especially the submarine incident) as some kind of anti-woke talking point.
I can only guess that they've invested their lives and ill-gotten gains into this imaginary crusade because being billionaires, they have no real problems whatsoever.
@@Lovelyclarii Money can't buy brains.
i love how when danny tries to speak with an australian accent, he sounds like mark renton from trainspotting, with the heaviest scottish accent known to man
Sometimes maybe but the part about smallpox was a bit Brummie 🤔
@@aeddiefarmer a bit of liverpool at times
I think we can let billionaires build ships named after historical disasters but only if they're confined to forever living on said ship for the remainder of their lives.
With a name like Titanic, they probably will be lol
As an Australian, I regret to inform you that this is just the tip of the iceberg of Clive Palmer lore
(we are deeply embarrassed by him yet we keep giving him attention)
Ough he just wishes he was trump so badddd
Too accurate honestly
oh god what else has this man done
Danny calling him a Minecraft villager killed me lmao
He’d be hilarious if he wasn’t such a menace to society
"back when men and women looked at each other differently" what does that even mean
bro does not like women’s rights 😭
@@mr.bingusthecat same
@@PatrickWalsh-qn3fgfdym ‘same’
@@Apokhalypso i mean same
@@PatrickWalsh-qn3fg same as in “I miss when women didn’t have equal rights”?
I was watching some documentary about the Titanic, and it suggested that the Titanic could have possibly taken the hit because it might have been a head-on strike in the beginning which it had been built to be able to take some if not all damage from, but their attempts to avoid it made it scrape and tear along the side, instead of supposedly just hit and rebound from the nose with minor damage, so there's that.
Also the grand central staircase took up so much room they reduced one of the main air pockets, decreasing the amount of water it could take on and causing it to sink faster
When I was studying in Australia, I remember seeing an ad for Clive Palmer when he was running for office. He is, in fact, a supervillain.
Omg facts!
Billionaires will recreate a tragic historical event before developing a moral compass
Well of course they will! How would they be able to recreate tragic historical events if they had a moral compass?
Maybe they think they don’t need a moral compass
@@felicitas.c. I mean having no moral compass is how they got that rich, makes me want to throw away all my morals because all it's gotten me is hoping one day I can buy a house.
@@katielee7364 we all need a moral compass, people pay for the lack of it in very different ways, they do not fool everybody
Honestly, I wish more of them would try to build big boats. The stuff the others are pursuing ("population control", manipulation/mind control, tracking, etc.) are far worse.
we need to take the word "eccentric" away from rich people. its too fun and whimsical for them
Maniacal?...yes, that sounds right
@@ashleyjane1142 Honestly even maniacal feels too whimsical and fun. Maybe just evil?
@@blue1601 no no knieval
If you're rich and eccentric the word is the same as quirky, if you're poor and eccentric the word is the same as crazy.
Truest statement I've ever heard
I want Lusitania the sequel featuring a u-boat hunting it throughout the journey for ambiance
Billionaires would rather get locked trying to one up each other for the dumbest most expensive death instead of helping humanity
After they finish building it, there's probably no icebergs left to even sink titanic anymore.
💀💀
So dark but so true
Damn
😂😂 Earth is weird
That’s what I was thinking
as an aussie hearing ‘i think clive palmer just wants attention’ just made me scream YESSSSSSSS ITS CLIVE PALMER
I guess you two are not so different
@@ReaperCH90 LMAOOOO
@@ReaperCH90 FR
@@ReaperCH90?
Feels very 2022 election
Even if he did build a cruise ship named after the Titanic, they could never actually replicate the experience. Even 3rd class passengers had a better meal experience than what we're used to. 1st class had like 8-course meals. They had smoking rooms. They had huge ballrooms with furniture made of noble woods that can't even be commercialized now. There was SO much that any sane investor would deem unnecessary today. There's a great little series on Tasting History about the meals on the Titanic and everything is so wildly luxurious it sounds unreal.
I watched that and was surprised that even the 3rd class passengers ate good
I was thinking the same thing! Honestly I'd love to go to a restaurant that recreates the experience and dining areas. Not on the water though, just on land thanks
-Eva
tasting history mention
„So I could do the Titanic. I’m gonna do it“
Didn’t even think twice about it
Happy your talking about Clive Palmer…back in 2018 he tried running for Prime Minister and invested millions into wall-to-wall ads for his campaign and didn’t win a single thing.
My first job was delivering junk mail and I had to deliver the pamphlets for his campaign😭
I eventually said “fuck it” and binned most of them
I honestly reckon he would've become the American president if he campaigned there instead
And in our last election (2022)
He sounds like a wanker
Australians can't be bought.
As an Australian, Clive Palmer is a national joke so I wouldn't count on titanic 2 being actually built
Exactly, we are all that conspiracist newsreader 😆
idk how the hell in America we've got like a Noah's ark constructed by our neocon weirdos but yall cant build the titanic
living national treasure clive palmer
Exactly
He's also suing Australia so there's that.
Sci-Fi Authors: Title their works "Don't build the apocalypse machine"
Billionaires: Try to build the apocalypse machine.
Have we not learnt? That name IS cursed, Danny😭 two horrific events have happened under that name. I, at least, hope the new titanic (if it ever actually gets completed) takes a different route to the first time
There was an entire episode of Doctor Who where the Doctor ends up in the future on a space cruise liner that crashes basically BECAUSE it's called the Titanic. And yes, I know that's fiction but still.
To make it more authentic they should charge 1912 prices
It will probably be the price of building the Titanic but for each passenger
with or without accounting for inflation?
Without vs with inflation(approx)
1st class suit- $4.4k/ $133k
1st class- $150/ $4.6k
2nd class- $60/ $1.8k
3rd class- $35/ $1.1k
@@carebear6036I could afford 1st class!…without inflation.
titanic 2: the return of the ship
It should be called twotanic
OR twotanic two furious
Titanic 2: Chipwrecked
Titanic: Return of Iceburg
There was already a titanic 2
the way this is basically a video on australians makes me feel very seen
So what you’re saying is, when the ship inevitably sinks, we can all say 🎶 Why did they get on that boat? Haven’t they seen the movie? 🎶
I hope danny doesn’t talk about the titanic sequel
XD
XD
XD
It might be crazy what I’m about to say…
XD
Cosplaying poor people who eventually drowned is INSANE
as an australian it's beautiful to see danny discover both clive palmer AND national icon mediawatch guy
I love that people who do bad things hate "canceling" because they're held responsible for their actions
Well, a lot of people don’t like cancelling because the consequences to peoples actions are often unpredictable, unproportional, and misguided when done through cancellation
I don't think that's his reason
This guy also tried to sue FriendlyJordies for $500,000 and force to stop making public statements about him.
@@pineapplelollipop1074 Both of these things can be true.
@@Naixatloz yeah, I don’t disagree with the original comment.
Australian here. Clive Palmer's super yacht recently had major issues and almost smashed into a rock this year. Its currently "resting" in the local Marina on the Gold Coast, and my dog takes his morning dump right in front of it most mornings. But Titanic 2 should be right no drama
the orcas should finish it off
i see no issues here at all (:
Clive Palmer probably wouldve given Ocean Gate the all clear
So like is Clive Palmer the Aussie Elon Musk?
If there is any justice in this world Clive Palmer will be on the Titanic 2 when it sinks (and maybe all the other rich f-wits in the world)
I'm glad you're discussing Clive Palmer.He attempted to run for prime minister in 2018 and spent millions on nonstop advertisements, but he was unsuccessful.
The hubris of man knows no bounds: part two: electric boogaloo
the british accent danny kept doing instead of an aussie accent is actually so funny for no reason 😭
He sounded like Paul McCartney lmao
@@wafflethyeahHELP IKRRR
@@wafflethyeah LMAO
I thought it was scottish
i thought it was irish 😭
i wasn't thinking "how could the titanic get a sequel it's a historical movie", i was thinking "how could the titanic get a sequel, the movie's 26 years old now which means Leonardo di Caprio is NO longer interested"
LOL
Gahfjdjagagsgsfaha
omg I just got the joke
Hate to break it to ya, but the movie did get a sequel, and it's a masterpiece
Good punchline, delivery/set up needs work but that was still funny 👍🏻
so basically its like a giant titanic roleplay ... i hope everyone who goes on it dresses like theyre on the actual titanic
“I am building a sequel to the iceberg” - Danny
As an Australian it makes a lot of sense that Clive Palmer is behind this
OH ALSO ‘better than sitting at home counting my money’ WHAT MONEY UR BANKRUPT
100%, as soon as I saw his face I was like 'oh right yeah, this tracks'
i love your kirby pfp so much
@@fishfingers780 Nah, he's probably right about having money. For some reason "bankrupt" millionaires and billionaires are always somehow simultaneously still filthy rich...
@@vlo4829 yea :p
Never in my life would I have ever expected Danny to mention Clive Palmer 😭
literally though 😭😭😭
Frr watching him show clips of the abc and a current affair feels so jarring😭😭😭
@@justaperson4147 like what do you know about media watch!!
Yeah, the sequel was called the Brittanic which launched in 1914 but was sunk on a mine on the Greek coast in 1916 while serving as a hospital ship.
But there was also a prequel called the Olympic which was launched in 1911 and scrapped in 1935.
"Before they had the current year system, they would describe events happening as in the time of a particular king ruling"
Danny, we're still doing that
“the kids are too soft nowadays, we need another Titanic” - this billionaire
Vacationers are too soft nowadays, they don't even eat mash.
boats these days are too woke
"Are you tired of gender politics? Well check out this cool boat!"
i guess we know what he means by authentic now
@@nullskey8370 Honestly, as soon as Danny got Palmer's "antidote to woke politics" quote, I nearly laughed myself into a coughing fit.
I guess that's what I get for eating a non-mash meal over CZcams, like a woke beta simp.
"It's a lot more fun to do the Titanic than it is to sit at home and count my money" is a WILD thing to admit to saying, much less quote directly on your website. That sentence alone just convinced me to invest money into developing stronger icebergs.
I'm giving you a like just for "developing stronger icebergs" 😂
I think they already got that figured out and it’s called pykrete
it sounds like a quote from an onion article and i wish it was
I cant believe Im saying this but,,
Hans, forget ze Flammenwerfer.
Get ze Freezer!
stronger woke icebergs
As an Australian, no one here likes this guy, he’s a genuine super villain and causes chaos everywhere he goes.
This guy has been planning this for over a decade. I waitressed at an event linked to this project back in 2012 - they had a dinner based on the 1st class menu, with 10 courses, and custom Titanic II cutlery. It was one of the weirder and most memorable events I worked during the 2 years I did event waitressing. Crazy to hear the project is being revived. I wonder if he still has all that custom cutley. 😂
Fun fact, the titanic was actually a “sequel” to its first sister ship “RMS Olympic”. Olympic did collide with the “HMS Hawk” (another ship) but luckily didn’t sink, making the “unsinkable” claims even stronger. Thereafter came the titanic (who we all know) and lastly came the third sister ship named“Britannic”, who unfortunately sailed into a mine, being the second one of the three sisters, to sink. Working on all these ships was the maid Violet Jessop, who miraculously survived all three incidents and went on to be called “Miss unsinkable”
(Let me know if I got any information wrong)
So fascinating! Thanks for sharing! Violet Jessop’s life sounds crazy
I would never go on a ship again if I was her, and I would never go on a ship WITH her either lol.
How does one “sail into a mine”? If you don’t mind my asking
@@moonriverinc7896 German ships laid sea mines throughout the Mediterranean Sea. HMHS Britannic, a hospital ship en route to pick up some wounded from a Grecian port city, travelled through the Kea Channel and encountered one, which tore a gaping hole in her side. It twisted her frame and knocked her wireless cables from the masts. She may have survived as she was built to withstand 6 compartments flooded (which is a lot, as even modern ships today are still commonly built to withstand 2 to 3 flooding compartments). Sadly, there were open portholes due to the heat that let in excessive water, so she sank in 55 minutes.
There were 30 deaths, most caused by the turning propellers, which prematurely launched boats could not avoid. She hadn't actually picked up the wounded, yet, so I can't imagine how many would have died if she were filled to capacity with soldiers.
@@moonriverinc7896 it was a German mine, planted underwater! look up naval mines. the ship was hit with an explosion, and sunk within 55 minutes.
if there's one thing ive learned from musk, its that we should never trust billionaires to design vehicles
Between musk, oceangate, and no doubt a third thing I'm likely forgetting, I'm starting to think engineering skill just goes down in inverse proportion to one's bank account.
Don’t trust billionaires for anything
Teslas are pretty good
@@la_sn3ak3r19 c y b e r t r u c k.
@@la_sn3ak3r19except for the cybertruck. Those guys are already rusting. And the pedals (pedal covers, to be more precise) are falling off, causing uncontrollable acceleration.
they should make it so the doors that float can hold two people
As someone who is OBSESSED with steam ships, this is a horrible idea 💀💀💀
i hyperfixated on titanic tragedy for many years, watched documentaries about it and read books, and it's so funny to me how danny is like "was it the structural flaw?? why did titanic sink???". like i forgot that it's not common knowledge and most people think about it like "big boat meets an iceberg and boom"
Seconded, I also forgot that people don't understand what happened with it. For me, though, it's because my brother likes to lecture me about vehicles.
you should definitely elaborate on what you thought was common knowledge, that way those losers who don’t know anything abt boats understand (i am losers, idk what went wrong with titanic)
Following for the titanic lesson, please
@@mr.bingusthecat i'm no expert but i think the common knowledge aspect of it is that there was a combo of very poor decision making on the part of the captain, bad luck, the fact that they hit the iceberg from the side and not head-on (it was better fortified for head-on collisions) so it tore open a big hole, and this meant that watertight compartments inside the ship (intended to keep it afloat even if it was stove in and a few of them flooded) filled with water and bc they weren't properly sealed at the top the water overflowed as the ship tilted and flooded more than just the compartments where the hole was, so that it sank. also there were issues with the lifeboats obviously. but if op has corrections/more info they defs know more than me haha i just worked on boats for a while and this is what i heard
SAME LOL
wasn't it that the watertight bulkheads didn't go up high enough, so the water just spilled over and it was said she could float with like 3 compartments filled or something but since they weren't high enough they just kept filling with water until the whole ship was brought down
BEATBOXING PUPPY
beatboxing puppy
@@tryphobia_3beatboxing puppy
Girl, we been knowing how to draw
IM THE BEAT BOXING PUPPY 😝
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fuck me absolutely dead was not expecting a clive palmer jumpscare clicking this
clive palmer in minecraft is unfortunately cannon in the australian government.
7:42 Local Billionaire Makes Titanic 2 Because of... ...Misogyny?
lmao when he said "when men and women looked at each other differently" I was like lol yeah because things were so great for women back then. Then he said "antidote to woke politics" and I was like oh yeah no, he's actually just straight up yearning for when sexism was chill.
OWNING the libs with FACTS and DOOMED CRUISE SHIPS
Really just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to Clive Palmer, pun intended. I thought his ads were satire when I saw them, as an Aussie.
@@TheLukeHines at first I gave him the benefit of the doubt and thought he was like romanticizing the past and stuff, but then all the other stuff made me realize, it’s exactly what you said lol
"Oh my God, we've got smallpox," at 10:43 may not be in a good Australian accent, as you observed, but it was a pretty good Ringo Starr, in my opinion.
EXACTLY
OH MY GOD IT DOES SOUND LIKE HIM
True😭
That exactly what I was thinking lmao
Don't know, but the accent sounded very Irish to me. 🇨🇮🤣
as an Australian I appreciate the fresh perspective on our boy Clive and his nonsense
God, he's still going at it. As an Australian, I've been hearing about this project for more than a decade at this point, and the fact it's being built by one of Australia's many biggest jokes of a politician. At this point, Palmer's gonna croak before they even choose the paint colours.
Even worse is that clive palmer is a national figure in australia. He has his own political party, and won a seat in the aussie house of reps in 2013. He also spent billions in 2019 to win, but failed to gain a single seat
He sounds like a less successful Donald Trump
@@r3negadex basically yeah lmao
That's so funny having your own political party.😂
@@r3negadex thing is that culturally australians are not fans of ultra-rich people, so people like gina rinehart and clive palmer just don't have the cultural cachet of trump. also, because of the parliamentary system and compulsory voting, outsiders with small but very enthusiastic bases (like the maga crowd) just don't have a prayer here, if they could even get a foot in the door in the first place
@@tessaltenburg9193 its not like right wingers dont exist. Just look at the wanker Peter Dutton
maybe the titanic sequel will focus more on the rapping dog and talking mice
Long overdue!
Beatboxing puppy
@@vogelvrouw rapping dog and beatboxing puppy music collab
PARTY TIME. 🙃
@@vogelvrouw NOOOOOOOOO
Well, in my country we can’t get a driver’s license when we’re 16, so I guess I’m flying to the moon and blowing up in a big explosion of glitter and confetti 🤷
sounds like a blast
AS AN AUSTRALIAN YOU WOULDNT BELIEVE THE SHOCK ON MY FACE WHEN I SAW CLIVE GODDAMN PALMER.
0:59 I’m a history minor and unironically phrasing like this will actually help historians
Assuming we still have ANY of this information because of link rot
i read this first as you are a history. and also a minor
How can you be a history minor 🤔
@@badv9 by minoring in history instead of making it your major. Hope this helps!
Can’t wait til someone builds a submersible to come see my body in the Titanic II
Titan submarine 2: electric boogaloo
titan submarine III: we already have a sequel on the way
2:58 no please Danny you don’t understand the titanic was prepared for every other disaster except the one that it met. If ONE less water tight chamber making up the ships hull had been spared from the sideswiping iceberg (or if they had seen it to begin with) it may not have sunk. The titanic is a tragedy because it is a testament to hubris. They believed the ship wasn’t sinkable, until it ran into the one thing capable of sinking it.
“Captain Clive” LMAO WHY DID THIS SEND ME😭
Billionaire: "Come pay me money to live like a peasant in third class for the ✨experience ✨"
fr
They’re just so quirky 🤪
And rich ppl will do it too bc they’re dumb as hell
Love that Danny’s Australian accent turned to a not unconvincing scouse on the words “oh my god, we’ve got smallpox!”
It was very unconvincing
@@toffiet3347 😂
Sounded more like Ringo Starr.
@@Scuddlestonpossibly because Ringo Starr’s a Scouser
Another billionaire is gonna go on a submarine to go see the titanic just to prove it's safe
"Are you trying to cause a catastrophe"
Oh Danny, if only you knew
Danny’s Australian accent took a longer journey around the world than the Titanic ever managed
Dude started in New Zealand, went to Ireland, turned Aussie, and then ended as a member of the Beatles
04:17 "This kind of reminds me of that Star Wars Hotel, which has had no significant news in the past week."
**Just to be clear this is a joke, I'm sure he's been taking care of his child and hasn't had time to watch the video**
Nah man, lull your son to sleep with the comforting images of Jenny wearing a Porg mask
What happened with the star wars hotel????
@@bogeymanbear A popular CZcamsr released a really good 4 hour video about it
omg i was searching for a comment about this lol ive been binging her content since she released that vid
They missed calling it Twotanic
My favorite thing in Danny’s recent videos is the way hats are being edited over his existing cap. The Amazon delivery cap and this Captain hat… Classic! 😂
Imagine Danny and Laura going on that ship just to recreate Titanic
it has to be realistic
I'll miss danny😔
I bet there’ll be a paid photo area to recreate the “I’m flying” scene
This sounds like a curse
Don’t jinx it
Danny discovering Clive Palmer was not on my 2024 bingo
I was so confused as to why everyone was commenting on Clive Palmer being here....until I realised this is an area outside Australia, and he is still being noticed, I think I have just grown to ignore and block it out after he was texting everyone constantly 😆
Can't understate how hilarious this video is
Aussie here lol. You could literally make a whole video about Clive Palmer. He’s insane.
“Just found out about the Titanic”
“Why would they get on that boat, haven’t they seen the movie?”
- Danny Gonzalez
😂 yes. I was expecting him to put this in the video somewhere.
don’t worry danny the clive palmer lore doesn’t stop here. when he tried to be come prime minister he made an gaming app 😭😭😭
Wait a gaming app? Also, what kind of game was it?
@@randomtinypotatocried i cant say i played it bc he’s a bit of a prick but from memory of all the ads (he had way too many running) it was a supermario style thing with him defeating all the politicians 😭
as an australian, seeing a foreigner engage with aussie news and learning about clive palmer is so so so interesting and funny. also Paul Barry from media watch is a gem i love him
i really appreciate that danny asks the questions that im curious about and then googles them for me, appreciate ya
Danny: "I have some terrific news!"
**Me, staring at the giant COVID-19 VACCINE tag under the video on my phone.**
👁👄👁
LOL SAME i was so confused i thought i clicked on the wrong video
That's because he mentioned smallpox
Apparently, even the mention of Covid (and it did) in a video would get that tag.
Honestly though, saying "I'll allow people who got the vaccine onto my ship" is insane. that's 97% of Australia
as an Australian, I certainly never expected Danny to make a video about Clive Palmer
Me either lmao
I was like ‘wait what year did this video come ou- he’s doing it again?’
love that he seemed surprised clive palmer is a villain
as an australian I never expected this crossover my worlds are colliding
Billionaires: Let's recreate a national tragedy
It's so insensitive towards the victims like why name it titanic again
@@niraxlevi9930 Honestly! Plus there are much cooler historical ships that people could recreate that don't have these ties to a real life tragedy. People are obsessed with it BECAUSE so many people died and that infuriates me tbh
@@opheliamunroe1110 Instead he should build the Bismarck II, seems like it'd align better with his political views.
@@hedgehog3180 I had to look that up but now I'm cackling on the floor 💀💀💀