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    Watch the BBC first on iPlayer 👉 bbc.in/iPlayer-Home What would Peter Crouch be if he wasn’t a footballer?
    Guest host Jack Whitehall welcomes actors Gwendoline Christie and Luke Evans, footballing great Peter Crouch and best-selling author and comedian David Walliams.
    The Graham Norton Show | Series 25 Episode 7 | BBC
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  • @dimitartalevski1991
    @dimitartalevski1991 Pƙed 5 lety +1412

    That delivery on " a virgin " is just perfect.

  • @dougiemiller5030
    @dougiemiller5030 Pƙed 5 lety +1493

    Funniest guy in football. No question about it. Top lad

    • @diegotobaski9801
      @diegotobaski9801 Pƙed 5 lety +5

      Zlatan?

    • @tonymony6112
      @tonymony6112 Pƙed 5 lety +35

      I do agree no zlatan is just arrogant Crouch is smart This is other level comedy

    • @gerRule
      @gerRule Pƙed 5 lety +2

      Nah Jason Bent is

    • @michaelgibbs8435
      @michaelgibbs8435 Pƙed 5 lety +3

      Crouchy and Jimmy Bulldog Bullard

    • @krisnarefaagusta16
      @krisnarefaagusta16 Pƙed 5 lety

      Yeah I thought it was Peter Crouch, he's now last played for Burnley FC.

  • @-Susheemonster-
    @-Susheemonster- Pƙed 5 lety +408

    "And there goes Crouchie's knighthood"... But he still has Abbey though lol

    • @joer9643
      @joer9643 Pƙed rokem +4

      How times change, that comment will probably GET the knighthood now.

  • @reach2prasanna
    @reach2prasanna Pƙed 5 lety +661

    Jack Whitehall is way better in this interview than all the interviews done by James Corden.

    • @yungkam7079
      @yungkam7079 Pƙed 4 lety +7

      yeah, no

    • @Adam-nb6im
      @Adam-nb6im Pƙed 4 lety +12

      Why has James Corden got anything to do with this?

    • @ngrp27
      @ngrp27 Pƙed 4 lety +8

      It's not a competition
      Both are great

    • @99annanic
      @99annanic Pƙed 3 lety +3

      No he’s not. He’s a spoil brat.

    • @frankvanderzijden3589
      @frankvanderzijden3589 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      Why James Corden has a career is beyond me.

  • @fizzl.e
    @fizzl.e Pƙed 5 lety +230

    “I could’ve had a go back to be honest” 😂😂

    • @mohamedelfarahaty8100
      @mohamedelfarahaty8100 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      King Epic please explain I don’t understand

    • @sumit17singh
      @sumit17singh Pƙed 4 lety +7

      @@mohamedelfarahaty8100 like how Harry bagged Meghan his wife

  • @Travasco
    @Travasco Pƙed 5 lety +122

    I love crouchy's sense of humour

  • @KingDomsKingdom85
    @KingDomsKingdom85 Pƙed 5 lety +628

    Never met a footy fan who doesn't find Crouch funny.

    • @monkeyspoon8255
      @monkeyspoon8255 Pƙed 5 lety +1

      I do not find grouchy funny

    • @KingDomsKingdom85
      @KingDomsKingdom85 Pƙed 5 lety +13

      @@monkeyspoon8255 yeah I've never found Groucho Marks funny either.

    • @Mayaman67
      @Mayaman67 Pƙed 3 lety

      He's so down to earth too.

  • @timothynakayama8731
    @timothynakayama8731 Pƙed 5 lety +312

    We need to put Richard Ayoade in Graham's seat for one show as well.

  • @dredman5226
    @dredman5226 Pƙed 5 lety +46

    He thought that pre megan line was the one đŸ˜‚đŸ˜‚đŸ˜‚đŸ˜«đŸ˜«đŸ˜« never change crouchy

  • @abednigolamare1329
    @abednigolamare1329 Pƙed 2 lety +14

    Peter Crouch should have his own talk show

  • @emercycrite
    @emercycrite Pƙed 5 lety +52

    Gwendoline’s laugh is everything

  • @bub-games
    @bub-games Pƙed 5 lety +41

    This episode was a much needed refreshing change. It flowed so well. I love Graham nortan he's TV Royalty but Jack Aced this.

  • @NinaC
    @NinaC Pƙed 5 lety +42

    I love him!!! And lmao still cant get over Gwendoline’s laugh!

  • @strummerville290
    @strummerville290 Pƙed 5 lety +12

    what a legend this lad

  • @deilanglamare1618
    @deilanglamare1618 Pƙed 3 lety +7

    I wish I was Peter crouch's friend.... He looks so much fun

  • @dalelyons.3886
    @dalelyons.3886 Pƙed 5 lety +12

    Love that guy peter crouch

  • @arsenalf.c.6343
    @arsenalf.c.6343 Pƙed 5 lety +6

    The legend that is crouchie

  • @madaxwayne
    @madaxwayne Pƙed 5 lety +820

    Wonder what the average height is on the couch
    must be massive

    • @Daedalus1010
      @Daedalus1010 Pƙed 5 lety +50

      1.91 m... although Luke Evans is only 1.83 and drags the average down...

    • @Yelisey_24
      @Yelisey_24 Pƙed 5 lety +20

      @@Daedalus1010 '' only '' lol

    • @Daedalus1010
      @Daedalus1010 Pƙed 5 lety +1

      @@Yelisey_24 sorry I'm 1.93 so said that sort of instinctively... my bad

    • @Yelisey_24
      @Yelisey_24 Pƙed 5 lety +3

      @@Daedalus1010 ahahahahahaha lol, I stopped growing at 16, 183ish myself rn at almost 19

    • @Yelisey_24
      @Yelisey_24 Pƙed 5 lety

      i got problems lol

  • @pathandude5221
    @pathandude5221 Pƙed 5 lety +204

    Don't know this presenter but he's doing a decent job to be fair

    • @yep9210
      @yep9210 Pƙed 5 lety +75

      Jack Whitehall, famous comedian

    • @geertbeerens826
      @geertbeerens826 Pƙed 5 lety +75

      The way he asks about the waiter is very Grahamy :D

    • @yep9210
      @yep9210 Pƙed 5 lety +17

      @@geertbeerens826 That's what I was thinking

    • @noavocadoanymore
      @noavocadoanymore Pƙed 5 lety +7

      Jack Whitehall is one of the most famous comedians in the UK

    • @billy3508
      @billy3508 Pƙed 5 lety +2

      How could u not know Jack whitehall

  • @msd1378
    @msd1378 Pƙed 5 lety +9

    Sir Peter Crouch ... the title suits his character ❀❀

  • @monicamurray5090
    @monicamurray5090 Pƙed 5 lety +27

    Peter Crouch looks like one of the Bee Jees. The resemblance is uncanny.

  • @nowuknow5807
    @nowuknow5807 Pƙed 4 lety +1

    The legend of crouch

  • @Greggorious123
    @Greggorious123 Pƙed 3 lety +2

    Crouchy is a legend

  • @Aarwizzy
    @Aarwizzy Pƙed 4 lety

    What a legend

  • @ZaminZahoor
    @ZaminZahoor Pƙed 5 lety +75

    If you don't love Crouchy there's something wrong with your mental health.

  • @emander8340
    @emander8340 Pƙed 3 lety +3

    National treasure is Crouchy and I'm not even English!

  • @williamtaylor874
    @williamtaylor874 Pƙed 3 lety

    love the guy !

  • @tootsla1252
    @tootsla1252 Pƙed 5 lety +1

    Jack hosting GN! I do love it!

  • @prasangurung7646
    @prasangurung7646 Pƙed 4 lety +8

    Happy retirement legend

  • @Jeffrey9In4Chains
    @Jeffrey9In4Chains Pƙed 3 lety

    That is honesty

  • @Mmmbopp8
    @Mmmbopp8 Pƙed 3 měsĂ­ci

    They dont seem to realise how extremly fun that last joke was?

  • @rontenn
    @rontenn Pƙed 5 lety +4

    I love footballer Peter Crouch.

  • @sombodyoncetoldmetheworldis
    @sombodyoncetoldmetheworldis Pƙed 5 lety +6

    Pass the pod Peter!!!

  • @imfromderby1116
    @imfromderby1116 Pƙed 5 lety

    Legend

  • @twitty8547
    @twitty8547 Pƙed 5 lety

    brilliant

  • @adzymalone4217
    @adzymalone4217 Pƙed 4 lety +1

    Crouchys the best humour 😂

  • @Neo-oq3rx
    @Neo-oq3rx Pƙed 3 lety

    How did you bag Abby had me dying đŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł

  • @stevencassidy6982
    @stevencassidy6982 Pƙed 5 lety +14

    This one looks loads of fun and Jack is still good value.As much as I like Graham, its good to have a change

  • @aquablushgirl
    @aquablushgirl Pƙed 5 lety +14

    You can completely see why Abby is with Crouchy. He is funny and laid back. Obvs minted too, but she chose him when I am sure there were others banging down her door. She could take her pick she is so gorgeous.

    • @johnsmith-wx5fb
      @johnsmith-wx5fb Pƙed 5 lety

      Banging something

    • @MotRi1986
      @MotRi1986 Pƙed 5 lety

      Last summer he put up a picture on instagram with the text "spending time with my family". It was a picture of him and a girafe. His sense of humor is just great :)

  • @056Iceking
    @056Iceking Pƙed 2 lety +1

    Damn Crouchey! Openly calling his wife a gold-digger. Ya got guts mate!

  • @Haroonmufc
    @Haroonmufc Pƙed 5 lety +18

    Not bad for a troll from Frozen

  • @adz68
    @adz68 Pƙed rokem

    I'm a utd fan fair play top man and I've been around many years with crowds of people and never ever ever ever ever heard a one liner like that 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂

  • @randomhavoc1740
    @randomhavoc1740 Pƙed 5 lety +231

    Jack Whitehall is the perfect replacement until Graham comes back,almost as if Graham never left,no offence.

  • @batchint
    @batchint Pƙed 5 lety +12

    so the crouch was in the prince documentary hence the room in story of the graham gosubturanium

  • @emercycrite
    @emercycrite Pƙed 5 lety +10

    Crouchy is ageing like fine wine. More and more delicious every day

  • @madtitanmzo
    @madtitanmzo Pƙed 5 lety +1

    What a legend 😂

  • @nigelnyoni8265
    @nigelnyoni8265 Pƙed 3 lety

    Crouchy :D

  • @JOHNNYCFC18
    @JOHNNYCFC18 Pƙed 4 lety +8

    “And there goes crouchies knighthood”
    Looks like he won’t be getting one anyway. He’s no longer in royal family đŸ€Ł

  • @eddie868
    @eddie868 Pƙed 4 lety +1

    Man this guy is funny... I see how you bagged Abby mate, great personality

  • @allanbamboo808
    @allanbamboo808 Pƙed 5 lety

    Hilarious

  • @bappysiddiquee1602
    @bappysiddiquee1602 Pƙed rokem

    big woman big laughter

  • @olliewalton361
    @olliewalton361 Pƙed 5 lety +1

    Stoke legend.

  • @tsg50647
    @tsg50647 Pƙed 5 lety

    .. normal service will be resumed!
    .. good jobđŸ‘đŸ»

  • @hdhdhdjdjdjhdjdjdjdjfjf5206
    @hdhdhdjdjdjhdjdjdjdjfjf5206 Pƙed 5 lety +22

    One day in the future when turn tv on to see Graham Norton show but the host no Graham no more sad.

  • @supremeape2549
    @supremeape2549 Pƙed rokem

    how peter crouch looks like a shortest person on the sofa

  • @y1x347
    @y1x347 Pƙed 5 lety +1

    Reminds me of Neil of the inbetweeners

  • @aldilanovrizal9432
    @aldilanovrizal9432 Pƙed 5 lety +6

    i wonder how tall he is if he was named peter stand or peter jump

  • @cosmic25sheep
    @cosmic25sheep Pƙed 5 lety +1

    Presenter sounds like Micheal Mcintyre

  • @cpcampbell3
    @cpcampbell3 Pƙed 5 lety +1

    Great lad, great banter and a decent player on his day. I reckon his woman must genuinely fancy him cus if it was just for money, profile and being a wag there are other footballers with more of that than Crouchy she could have gone for. Fair fucks to him.

  • @ghazi2392
    @ghazi2392 Pƙed 5 lety

    Kraawchee- Arry Redknapp

  • @biratghimire97
    @biratghimire97 Pƙed 3 lety

    I can’t find the original interview 😆

  • @ZahidKhan-vy8yu
    @ZahidKhan-vy8yu Pƙed 3 lety +3

    Crouch is a C/B level footballer at best but his personality is A class

  • @nathanbrown4470
    @nathanbrown4470 Pƙed 3 lety

    So he's basically saying his children would've exist

  • @skipindarskipindar8308
    @skipindarskipindar8308 Pƙed 5 lety

    Its like they're all using the same set of teeth and popping them in when the camera is on them.

  • @fishinginthedeep940
    @fishinginthedeep940 Pƙed 5 lety +1

    Wonder who he will support in the final

  • @shirtsguitar
    @shirtsguitar Pƙed 2 lety

    😂

  • @stephenmoran1000
    @stephenmoran1000 Pƙed 5 lety +4

    Where's Graham?

  • @ashrukm
    @ashrukm Pƙed 3 lety

    Where is Graham Norton??

  • @starwonder8324
    @starwonder8324 Pƙed 2 lety

    GOD ALWAYS HAS THE LAST SAY WHY??? BECAUSE HE ALONE IS GOD đŸ’Żâ€ïžđŸ™đŸŸ.. What God says GOES "

  • @Mikemike-gr6xt
    @Mikemike-gr6xt Pƙed 5 lety +1

    Dont ever forget that guy is 2m talls and one of the best football player in England.

    • @niallquinn6683
      @niallquinn6683 Pƙed 5 lety +9

      Well you got the first half right at least!

    • @sparrowcfc9
      @sparrowcfc9 Pƙed 5 lety +1

      @@niallquinn6683 hey.... in his day crouchy was a solid addition to any team.

    • @keninjc89
      @keninjc89 Pƙed 4 lety

      sparrowcfc9 don’t mind him he is probably a kid . Also I’m not even a pl fan .I spprt barca

  • @hdodds01
    @hdodds01 Pƙed 5 lety

    David Walliams just ain’t amused

  • @himagain803
    @himagain803 Pƙed 5 lety

    Alternative.

  • @michelledunbar1949
    @michelledunbar1949 Pƙed 5 lety +1

    First

  • @sya8109
    @sya8109 Pƙed 5 lety

    Woah, what happened to Peter Crouch?

  • @randypanthegoatboy7114
    @randypanthegoatboy7114 Pƙed 5 lety +5

    Who the hell is Abby?

    • @hchcey
      @hchcey Pƙed 5 lety +7

      @Joe S excellent and educational notes! Thank you so much as I only get 80%of the joke now 100%

    • @ianrobinson4200
      @ianrobinson4200 Pƙed 5 lety

      @Joe S Have personally never heard anyone say that Meghan is out of Prince Harry's league but there's a first time for everything I guess...

  • @seanhynes4913
    @seanhynes4913 Pƙed 5 lety

    🩐

  • @iacovos1191
    @iacovos1191 Pƙed 5 lety

    Guys is a lot posh tbh for a footballer.

  • @lolgamer6003
    @lolgamer6003 Pƙed 3 lety

    The eight wall exclusively hover because deer lately confess given a various tuba. painstaking, muddled ikebana

  • @seancullen4743
    @seancullen4743 Pƙed 5 lety +1

    Crouch looks drunk, he looks a mess

  • @danbest2418
    @danbest2418 Pƙed 3 lety

    Any one get me the interview I'll give you 200 cash

  • @LearnEnglizh
    @LearnEnglizh Pƙed rokem

    How bout "A Pastor"

  • @athuljk2645
    @athuljk2645 Pƙed 3 lety

    David is not enjoying at alll, come on man😀

  • @da96103
    @da96103 Pƙed 5 lety +1

    So what I heard is true, Graham has gone for an interview to replace Corden.

  • @palmeristo
    @palmeristo Pƙed 5 lety

    "you're married to the lovely abby" absolutely nothing to do with his money 😂😂😂😂
    Nah I'm joking he's a top bloke with good humour etc.. But that doesn't work for all men.

    • @briarrose3687
      @briarrose3687 Pƙed 5 lety

      He truly hit every branch on the way down. But I’m going to assume he has a lovely personality to go with his wallet.
      Though hang on, didn’t he cheat on her...? They probably deserve each other it’s okay lol

  • @davidgollop2807
    @davidgollop2807 Pƙed 5 lety +2

    show you how much Graham adds to the show.....this guy is just to dull!

  • @boogeh3630
    @boogeh3630 Pƙed 5 lety +3

    Proof that having no talent whatsoever but a father that knows a few people will get you where you want go. Please come back quickly Graham

  • @bagman817
    @bagman817 Pƙed 5 lety +2

    Wow, no one wants to go on the show when Graham's gone, I guess? Serious B-List couch

    • @stevencassidy6982
      @stevencassidy6982 Pƙed 5 lety +5

      Which is far funnier then a clutch of superhero guests with no laughs

  • @nathanreddy3199
    @nathanreddy3199 Pƙed 4 měsĂ­ci

    Yeah... Meghan was not really a catch though by the looks of things.

  • @sophiaearls7335
    @sophiaearls7335 Pƙed 5 lety +1

    He's not attractive at all..if he wasn't a footballer you wouldn't look sideways at him..

    • @Sam-oo1uo
      @Sam-oo1uo Pƙed 5 lety +6

      Which is quite sad really as he seems like a genuinely nice person.

    • @jonedepth9164
      @jonedepth9164 Pƙed 5 lety +1

      Hence why he makes the joke...Well done inadvertently explaining it

    • @MotRi1986
      @MotRi1986 Pƙed 5 lety +4

      Well he know he isn't the most physical attractive guy. But please tell me when did great humour, down to earth and hard working became unattractive? My guess is that Abby unlike you managed to look pass his exterior and figured out that he is a really attractive guy. Everyone sooner or later gets old and ugly but if you partner manage to make you laugh you have picked the right one.

  • @georgefrancis8602
    @georgefrancis8602 Pƙed 5 lety +1

    Crouch đŸ€ź

  • @Kicks-iw2xe
    @Kicks-iw2xe Pƙed 5 lety

    Easy turn off tonight. Thanks eurovision lol

  • @chirpnun
    @chirpnun Pƙed 5 lety

    Two things very wrong about this clip. One, that “excuse” for a comic that’s taken over Graham. Never ever found him anything other than painfully unfunny. Two, the word should be “alternative” and not “alternate”

  • @doncogleone646
    @doncogleone646 Pƙed 5 lety

    A collection of non entities. Peter Crouch has nothing to offer. God knows about his recent elevation to some sort of media deity. If makes me despair for humanity.

  • @Azabaz
    @Azabaz Pƙed 5 lety +8

    Bring Graham back. this guy is dull.

    • @underground1019
      @underground1019 Pƙed 5 lety +18

      Az abaz I could not disagree with you more. I was in the audience and Jack was much better!

    • @lorrainecc99
      @lorrainecc99 Pƙed 5 lety +30

      It's one episode. Get over it

    • @gascarzil3879
      @gascarzil3879 Pƙed 5 lety +1

      Graham's dead

    • @aquablushgirl
      @aquablushgirl Pƙed 5 lety

      Jack Whitehall is not exactly dull - he has to listen to the guests - it is what the host does.

  • @imsupersonic6555
    @imsupersonic6555 Pƙed 4 lety

    Legend