An Incorrect Summary of Elden Ring | The Moon & The Stars
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0:00 - Intro
1:10 - No Maidens?
6:19 - The Exploration Arc
10:45 - Garfielf Castle
13:42 - Red Lobster
20:21 - Brasil
25:03 - The Festival
27:09 - Conclusion - Hry
hey everyone, if you're coming from part 3 or from future videos, you might notice that part 1 and part 2 seem quite different. at the time, i had a worse sound setup, different editing, and generally timing and narration that was very different. over the course of just a single year, i improved greatly. and one day, i want to be able to recreate parts 1 and 2 of this series to be a cohesive whole, when everything is said and done. in the meantime, please do not let these videos be your judgement of my content style, and I urge you to check out part 3: czcams.com/video/jqINW3rU6eU/video.html
When the 2 videos you are not satisfied with anymore are still better than 90% of the content out there
I actually prefer your old style over the new tbh
i feel like your orginal style was amazing. not sure why you switched up.
I remember your stream of getting footage for pt 3, the content's been gold mate. Cheers
@5uperM his videos got more views as well with the old style so not really sure of the benefits of his new style
The Editing on this video should be added to the list of wonders of the world.
The Rhadan with this editing and Maxor's voice over made it 200% more awesome.
honestly
"Made of German bedtime stories" is probably the best way to succinctly get across the idea that something is utterly horrifying that I've ever heard
BTW what id the ending song
@@shovelmaniac7475 Girls Frontline OST Fixed Point Event Ending Song - Solar Sea
I think made of Russian bedtime stories would work just as well.
fun thing is the bedtimes story at 21:09 is actually mixed from two real german bedtime stories into a horrorstory. the first is about a cook starving to death and the second about a tailor removing bodyparts of childreen with a scissor, there is nothing more relaxing to german kids than a good bedtime story before sleeping.
@@ajanis95 nope. Russians have pretty neat fairytales.
21:03 "Der backpfeifengesicht" roughly translates to "the face in need of a fist"
I was told it was "the workers union".
@@gageshippy2256 Google translate it
@@sirspoof7354 you right but mines better.
I learned it from John Oliver
I learned it from John Oliver
Holy shit. "MASS GRAVE EVANGELION". Godrick doesn't deserve to be described in such a metal way.
Ff
Fuck yeah he does, he cut off his own arm and attached a Dragon to it. Say what you will, but I'd say that earns him a "Certified Metal Award"
@@Yougotcaged102 I mean you say he cut off his own arm but I don't think any of Godrick's limbs are "his own" lol
@@Toffeehammer Ok yes, technically you're probably right.
But…Dragon hand
The fact that Maxor can still speak in coherent sentences after editing this masterpiece proves he is truly a god among men
The man himself.
A video so good that it gets caught by THE Justin Y
Well, if it isn't Justin Y.
He finally got the verification
Ball
“Sometimes life is just a Bulgarian and you are an unstolen car”
As a Bulgarian I feel insulted…
Why only one car?
that's just a start
It takes TIME and time is MONEI
LMFAO
As a bulgarian absolutely true why not steal more cars for the homies?
The Romanians took the rest
The fact that this was the video that told me that Fia debuffs your health
Same
Still worth It
It's not all that terrible. If you actually use the Baldichan's Blessing she gives you it removes the debuff, and simultaneously boosts your poise by a substantial margin for a bit. Very good if you're having trouble with an enemy that attacks multiple times in rapid succession.
@@digiquo8143 thanks I didn't know that. I'll be sure to use it to get rid of it. Question tho, does it nerf your capacity your increase damage taken?
@@teomcnasty Last I checked, no it does not nerf your capacity or increase damage taken. it simply boosts poise when used.
In honor of Elden Ring being the winner of Game of the Year in The Game Awards, let's rewatch this masterpiece billions of times.
Agreed i shall follow you in your madness!
I'm sure the rabbi Bill Clinton would approve.
@@PK_Scratch if bill clinton is a rabbi I guess the Jews did do 911
@@PK_Scratch_reformed orthodox_ rabbi bill clinton, mind you
Really? I mean, I'm all for rewatching this mad masterpiece, but do you really need a reason?
I can vouch that this is indeed, a 100% correct summary of elden ring.
Technically only a 50% summary, since there's a part 2
Not if you play with portals and "balanced" mechanics.
Even the Blade of miquella part? i don't think i heard her say this in the Boss fight
@@onilink134 YOU THINK I'M STOPPING AT 2 PARTS?
@@Max0r THE MADMAN!
Max0r’s editing software must have become sentient, there’s no way the human brain alone can come up with all this
Bold of you to assume Max0r is human
Max0r IS the editing software
He is NEO!
Who said Max0r is human?
So bold of you to assume Max0r's Brain is a Human brain
26:20
_This man is skateboarding a horse and holding back the stars while killing everyone he comes into contact with, and he does it _*_from the hospice._*_ Radahn is an absolute god among chads and this fight’s intensity lives up to that and _*_then some._*_ And that is just phase one. Phase two starts when he, um.. uh.. jumps. Into the upper atmosphere._ 26:40
[Punishing: Gray Raven OST - HIKARI, Kowloong Central]
thank you so much
Thank you SO MUCH for the music.
@@markomega8719 No problem, man! I suggest checking out Punishing: Gray Raven if you like Action and Hack & Slash games. It has both a mobile and PC client!
Fun fact: the coordinates at 9:13 are pointing to the Town Hall of Sus, a city in France, which is right next to the "Amogus Tower", which is a butcher shop and also the "Embassy of Bobuxland".
I wish I was making this shit up.
man this dude srlsly adds up layers upon layers, of dumbshit, when I come back, there is always something I missed, goddammit
fr??? 💀
“Because sometimes life is just a Bulgarian, And your an unstolen car”
*Max0r’s quote of the day*
21:35 for anyone interested
you're*
You're*
@@thatguyintherain3168 You are*
@@Franz0818 thou art*
Sseth really went from making fun of the lore "people" to becoming one himself
To make as much money as possible you must know the lore of the land
@@Noah-nk5og The many members of the merchants' guild have taught him well.
I have high hopes for THE bossfight.
The many members of the merchants guild sponsored this cameo and it made me leave this video to watch his
Looking forward too the boss fight lmao
I translated all the German names in Google translate so you wouldn’t have to:
21:00 The workers compensation act and the red doesn’t translate correctly (the friendship relationship)
21:02 The Bird
21:02 The Declaration of Independence
21:04 The face that needs a slap (rough translation)
21:06 can’t read it but it’s in German
21:07 “The Child Shredder”
I think it's an article about house dogs straight from Wikipedia. (21:06)
I'm from Germany - I can help with that :D
21:00 - "The Workspace Accident Compensation Law/Act" and the red one's "The Friend-Relation"
21:02 - The Bird
21:02 - The Declaration of Independence
21:04 - Close, but it's more like "A Face in need of a Fist" or "A face in need of a good Hook"
21:06 - That the German Wiki page for "House dog"
21:07 “The Children Shredder” or more likely "Child / Children Mauler"
21:09 are we just going to ignore 'Das Hodenverstümmelung' which um well... nvm.
@@Bananen_999 Yes, we are going to ignore das hodenverstümmelung
also not to mention his almost perfect pronunciation of Friedrich at 12:17
26:41 My favorite maxor edit. No memes (not that I don't like the meme edits), just clips of Radahn going all out and edited flawlessly while being backed by a dope soundtrack.
Do you know what the soundtrack is? I can't find it.
@@heisenberg1621same
@@sierrasix420 Punishing Gray Raven ost. I found it finally
Its Hikari from the punishing gray raven ost. An amazing ost and game
@@n0va807 this video legit made me download and play PGR a year ago, I haven't missed a daily yet, fuck.
My god the amount of memes and cameos are absolutely god tier! Worth the wait and can't wait for Part 2
Patron spotted. Thank you for supporting this insane lunatic of an editor. I can't wait for part 2.
420th like
Are the views broken cause there's only 718
This video was released an hour ago. Why tf does it say this comment was wrote yesterday.
@heavy weapons guy same wtf....
I love how due to the lore they couldn't put a lot of dragons in the Souls games so with Elden Ring they were like "FINALLY WE CAN USE DRAGONS" and put like 50 in the game
Sadly I don't think that number is an exaggeration lmao!
@@TheeLZ what do you mean sadly. I love dragon fights
And maybe we will fight Gransax in the DLC !
@@crash-testproductions9341 Considering how much the game stutters when Greyoll is given the ability properly move and just crashes when she tries to fly, Gransax would just cause the game to break.
@@en-men-lu-ana6870 Well, keep in mind Greyoll wasn't _designed_ to have such things applied to her - she just _can_ be made to use them due to having the basic dragon skeleton.
Stopped for a quick silly vid to see during lunch
Ended up with the most magnificently beautiful brain overloading seizure provoking comically random giggle inducing morbin time in my entire journey throughout this platform and I love you for this.
This will now be stored in my core memory lane for the next 17 and a half seconds
it's been 10 months now, do you still remember this shit?
Im convinced that Max0r has merged himself with his Editing Software lmao
He has uploaded his conciousness into his gaming setup, just like Jetstream Sam.
@@hk-4738 Even in death he's still on crack..
So he has essentially become Richard Grey?
HE IS ONE WITH THE EDITING SOFTWARE
HE IS THE EDITING SOFTWARE
I refuse to believe that this guy isn't our world's version of ultron who instead of going for mass human extinction after browsing the internet for a few minutes, chooses to embrace it and make a youtube channel.
hahahahaha i thought the same
They saw the internet's insanity and decided to, for the fun of it, add further to it with gloriously ridiculous meme-stuffed videos, just because they're curious as to how bonkers they can make things.
This is my headcanon now
This dude fast tracking seizures in a big way. What an innovator.
This video cured my adhd but gave me autism.
"Unique among all women, including my mother, for offering to hug me"
Damn, Max0r, just... damn
5:48 So I was not aware I was supposed to fuck off and come back later, so I just sat there for like 40 minutes dying over and over before I somehow fumbled my way through the fight.
The fact this video is simultaneously utterly incomprehensible while still being easy to understand and follow what's going on is a testament to Maxor's growth as an editor and writer.
Bro he writes his script with no spaces or full stops
Or that Max0r has made us (the audience) ascend to where this is our normal. Like when someone is used to earrape and everyone tells them they're just losing hearing.
Max0r deserves a phd in filmmaking. His story telling, attention grabbing and humor are superior to almost all netflix, he should be the CEO of Disney.
Glad Max0r's getting the attention he deserves. Dude played a huge part in reviving MGR.
Indeed. I was very happy about that.
@@LazarusBell my source is that I made it the fuck up
@@LazarusBell My source is that I made it the fuck up
Reviving? When did it die?
@@ShoujoSnail never, like my college debt
I've seen so many of maxor's videos that I can predict every beat of the video the chaos has become predictable I have reached a new level of shit post enjoyment
I love that Max0r is giving me an opportunity to practice my Japanese
0:11 Gaijin 外人 ( がいじん ) - A foreigner.
外 ( がい) outside
人 (じん) person
0:31 Nihongo 日本語 ( にほんご )
This _does_ mean "Japanese" but refers to the language [ 語 ( ご ) language/speech]
not the _people_ Nihonjin 日本人 ( にほんじん ). That's Japan 日本 ( にほん) and people 人 (じん).
0:54
??
助 help/assistant
1:19 I think this is just a Jojo reference but those are katakana characters, they all say "go" ゴ , which doesn't mean anything, it's just a sound effect. Fun fact: Japanese write onomatopoeias in katakana, which is usually used for foreign words or sometimes for emphasis. Like using *BOLD* or _italics_ but instead they invented a whole other alphabet -just to irritate me.-
Hiragana: ご Katakana: ゴ
1:57 Weeaboo - Comes from the old term "wapanese" which is a combination of "white" and "Japanese". On 4chan this word used to get filtered so they started replacing it with the term "Weeaboo" which was a made up word from a comic that didn't mean anything. Now it's stuck. Weeaboo is an insult which refers to a person who has an unhealthy obsession with anime and a poor idea of Japanese culture based on said anime.
2:02 ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ
3:17 I still don't know Kanji but the third one has the radical for 1 trillion in it. Google says it means "escape now" which is terrifying and possibly inaccurate.
4:00 ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ
4:24 ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ
4:24 ほう? 向かってくるのか ? Hō ? Mukatte kuru noka? Oh? You’re approaching me?
(You're never gonna believe this...but this is a Jojo reference.)
6:44 ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ
7:33 それを殺します Sore o koroshimasu I will kill it (respectful)
8:55 Google says this means "painful death"
痛 いた ouch/pain
苦 くる trial/suffering
地 ち earth/soil
死 し death
去 きょ eliminate
This doesn't have any kana so I'm pretty sure it's actually Chinese but they both use Kanji, so close enough. If so it's actually more like "die in pain".
10:07 ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ
10:59 This is Chinese again...but I can read it!
*Top left:*
Chinese: 中国 Zhōngguó
Japanese: 中国 ちゅうごく Chūgoku
Both mean "China"
*Bottom text:*
Too tired to type that all out but it says "I like ice-cream"
*Bottom right:*
化 change/becoming
工 factory worker
廠 workshop
_Chemical plant_
11:21 "get out or else"
趕緊 quickly
出去 get out
不然 or else
(Thank you, NightSnackCatMeat)
13:47 ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ
13:54
16:37 There is some Japanese in there but I'm starting to get sleepy I'll do it later
16:46
17:27
19:35 Goku
21:50 Doki Doki Literature club.
ドキドキ an onomatopoeia for "thump thump" or the sound of a heartbeat
24:01 ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ
26:37 "leap"
跳 jump/dance/skip
躍 leap/jump
That was way more than I was anticipating
just to correct something
7:33 それを殺します
it means more "I will (respectfully) kill it", isntead of just "kill it"
edit: for people interested, if you wanted to tell someone that you were gonna kill him, you'd say something like ぶっ殺すぞ (Read as "bukkorosuzo"), for extra shock and violence you can add こらぁ (KORAAA) at the end.
To say "Kill it", it'd go something like "殺せ” (Read as "korose"), there's no need to add the それを cuz it's implied, if you add that then it's unatural
woah
@@yep5700 thank you!
*So nihon and nihongo are actually the same word「日本語」?*
@@Elysia_bed
Nihon is 日本 (Japan)
Nihongo is 日本語 (Japanese language)
Go is 語 (language)
Sorry I didn’t make that clear, I’ll fix it
I can imagine Maxor sitting in front of his screen and recording equipment, reading out the script as he tries to not die from hysterical laughter every time he has to joke. 10/10
You mean trying not to die from body wide carpal tunnel as he contemplates opening his editing software.
"And one is just really attracted to his younger brother."
His younger brother who is perpetually cursed to remain a child, by the way. Thank you, George R. R. Miyazaki.
On the plus side I had a reason to McMurder the living hell out of Mohg
@@humanwreckage4563 There are so many bosses in the From Soft games library that you feel bad for killing. Often times they are lonely, sad, or defeated already.
Not Mohg. Fuck that guy.
mmmm legal shota
@@humanwreckage4563 I've murdered him only for his cape. I've killed all the bosses in the game for one single reaon : Do their clothes look good on me ?
@@crash-testproductions9341 legit
Calling Raya Lucaria linear is funny. There’s a pathway over the rooftops full of items, spells, and spastic children that I only discovered on my 3rd playthrough
You've just inspired me so damn hard man. The way you've constructed this masterpiece, from the jokes to the hype, it's just beautiful. That Radahn edit made me feel so many emotions at once, and by the end I was like "damn, this is what it's all about."
Maxor 3 months after making this masterpiece:
"I am not proud of this, it is not my best work."
Yep
Right? I'm still pissy about him saying the dmc5 video wasn't his best work
At the rate he is going, his standards are only going to jump with every video. God bless this man for what he brings.
Tbh the voice acting has improved quite a bit with more involvement of other people
Yeah,he said the same with the Bloodborne video, which is a freaking masterpiece.
26:17 While Maxor didn't mention this, Radahn learned gravity magic specifically so he could keep riding his tiny horse, Leonard, without the horse imploding. The fact that he's currently got the entire solar system stopped is a side effect.
Radahn is by far the best character in all of Soulsborne. Malenia should be tried at the Hague for what she did.
The horse is the real boss
Radahn wanders the fields eating the corpses of his former soldiers and friends, but not the horse, never the horse.
Wholesome 100 reddit chungus radahn
@@thespanishinquisition4078 Radahn won that fight. I'll have no "oh it was a draw" bs, malenia was put in a coma and only lived because a cleanrot saved her unconscious ass.
I like how Caelid was described as several different places in a row, such as Brazil, Germany, Detroit, Ohio, Florida and several other american places
Most importantly, Gary Indiana
20:45 hey, from Brasil here and yeah can confirm that some parts look like that
“I am also homophobic. And you are looking pretty gay right now.”
The writing in these videos never fails to make me laugh.
I hadn't put it together before your comment, but I just realized he called his character 'Elden John'.
@tenjek Your comment isn't showing up for some reason so I can't reply to it directly. I don't know if you'll see this, but it's at 0:17.
@@geneericname7138 oh that bug is so annoying, I've had that happen 3 times already
@@GaminCatto No it's not a bug, it's YT censoring comments.
“A bug” is definitely the most charitable way I’ve ever heard describe “you accidentally tripped either the WrongSpeak or Spam AI” (lol betting this comment gets eaten too)
"You don't even get anything for killing it, just the guilt"
He says, while the ancestral spirit summon is on the screen. Never change, Max0r
the hooded lass giving the gift card is the Monsoon of this game
His source in this entire edit is that he made it the f*ck up
Like I said, nothing
@@Max0r Well that's part one Max0r.... what about part two- the self-regenerating Bambi from Hell?
@@Max0r Hello Editer
Back when this first came out it, I only just discovered Max0r. Now a year later I still keep rewatching it. These videos are master pieces and just keep getting better everytime he releases a new one.
I fucking love 25:45. He legit made some pics of it looking like video game events. In the right pic, he made it look like the other festival members are game contestants.
The Elden Ring video review market is oversaturated, yet Maxor through sheer force of will, ADHD medication, Tesla microchips in his frontal lobe and a few sacrifices to the dark powers. Is able to ascend into a new plain of epileptic and cardiac arrest inducing levels of content.
Also, he absolutely nails the feel of each boss through editing that could be considered as a deadly weapon against anyone over 30.
He's becoming more proficient with every video. It was anyone over 40 last I checked.
You watch this man's videos and you think he's medicated?
@@Jackson_dot_exe thats what i was gonna say lol
@@Jackson_dot_exe .the fact you can actually see anything in the video should be proof the medication exists
Fun fact.
As a German i can approve that there is indeed a story close to "Das Kindershredder".
It's called "Max und Moriz" and it's about two mischievous boys that get shredded to chicken food in the end.
What a fun little story. Always helped me to get a good sleep afterwards.
wtf
My German teacher literally had that shit stapled on the walls of her classroom.
@@tandemdwarf745 Yes, it was everywhere.
You go to the dentist office and it just sits there among the other books and magazines.
Even in the kindergarten - or elementary school library.
Wat
Ich vergesse immerwieder wie schlimm Max und Moritz war… Struwwelpeter ist einfach krank… wen ihr mich nun entschuldigt, ich will gerne meine Lieblings Gute-Nachtgeschichte aus meiner Kinderheit hören: ES
I love how the coordinates at 9:14 end up being a place in france called sus
Honestly, your section about Radahn is one of my favorite pieces of video on this whole platform. Full on meme-ery and humor while still capturing how crazy intense and badass this boss fight is.
Using German and ancient Sumerian interchangeably as terrifying eldritch script is much, much funnier then it should be
To be fair, Lovecraft has absorbed at least ONE Sumerian god into his mythos, so it kind of makes sense. As for the Germans, well. Considering what they consider to be "children's bedtime stories", I think eldritch is an understatement.
@@0riginal_zer030
Speaking as a person from Denmark (the tiny country just above Germany), I can confirm that those darn Southerners are indeed the closest we'll probably ever get to Elder God patrons.
Also, it doesn't get better when you leave Germany. Just different.
Edit: To clarify, the Nordics and Eastern Europe fall under this umbrella of "Different Flavours of German Nightmares". At least to my knowledge.
@@0riginal_zer030 Iä Iä Angela Merkel fhtagn!
@@cmdAHYT dead on. Polish have their own folklore, lady midday for example. nice to know us germans are not the only fucked up ones
It hurt me from laughing
"Sometimes life is just a Bulgarian, and you are an unstolen car" is one of my new favorite quotes
As a Bulgarian,I agree.
This is my first time ever watching a Max0r video and the intro alone made me laugh for 10 minutes straight.
subbed in half a second.
25:00 ost is "hikari" thank me later
Fron PUNISHING GRAY RAVEN goated game
My favorite part about Maxor's videos is how he always takes the time to show the Cool Stuff. Like yea, the whole video is a shitpost that crawls out of my screen and fucks my neurons with RGB lighting, but that Radahn Phase 2 montage with the music was genuinely incredible and highlights just how fantastic this game can be sometimes.
Radahn bossfight OST is : Hikari by Vanguard Music Sound, made for PGR, you can check out VMS OST, most of them are banger
Sadly, I never got to see any of the "cool stuff" because I was too busy destroying every "hard boss" instantly with meteors. At least on new game +7 I am taking things slow to try to enjoy it.
@@NeoNaito Damn that's wild but whom inquired?
@@eeroke12 thou shall not abuse thy tarnish for I am the one who Inquired
Yes
My favorite part of this game was that it made my teeth feel tingly
My second favorite part of this game was this video which also made my teeth feel tingly
Never thought Id find trib here,
I agree, the game makes everything tingly
you should probably see a dentist about that
Weird, this video only made my teeth taste like metal
Glad to see my uncle in an interesting locale
Maybe you should eat more oranges mate
I can't put into words, how perfectly he captures the experience of visiting Caelid for the first time.
2:00 YOOO THATS THE FROG GUY THAT SCREAMS FUNNY
2:32 Arknights CC#5 Spectrum Lobby Theme
4:12 Persona 3 OST - Iwatodai Dorm
4:59 Persona 3 Portable: Wiping All Out
5:23 Dust Punishing Gray Raven OST
6:19 meganeko - The Cyber Grind (Ultrakill Soundtrack)
13:22 Guilty Gear Strive - Smell Of The Game
25:05 HIKARI Punishing: Gray Raven OST
27:22 Solar Sea - Girls Frontline OST
That Arknights ost is fire
King, you dropped this 👑.
15:58 Arknights - Boiling Blood
Thank you so much for this!
Punishing Gray Raven music slaps
The best editor on youtube, what an effort put in
1k likes no replies? Ima change that
he isn't the editor he is the software itself
In case you didn't know, Melatonin is voiced by the same guy that was Armstrong in Max's MGR:R video.
I'm pretty sure this video gave me an epileptic seizure I don't even have epilepsy
banger video also oh my lord your editing is insane I cannot imagine what your timeline looks like
Hey Stryxo 👋
Looks just like the Elden Ring time-line
YOU CAN LITERALLY SEE IT 4 TIMES IN THIS VIDEO ALONE
he lives in caelid
Looks like 5 hour prep time involving drugs, memes, gaming, and a little too much internet. then another 5 hours of putting all of that into this game somehow.
I’m convinced that Maxor isn’t human anymore, he’s literally just an editing software with a human consciousness
Max0r.exe: I’m sorry. You require 1 TB of RAM to render “An Incorrect Summary of Bayonetta 1 2 & 3”
XD
Just like Skulker
The Sundowner Dream
Max0r is a small, blonde anime loli in real life. Max0r said so.
@@doctorhealsgood5456 wait a minute:
If Maxor is a small and blonde anime loli,
and Tsunomaki Watame is a small and blonde anime loli,
Then that means that Maxor is actually Tsunomaki Watame. My god, you’re a genius.
"I'll send you to my *_DIMENSIONAL POCKET"_*
"M&M's sharing together"
Took me like 3 seconds to realize that last part wasn't part of the video, my AdBlock was just off
I did did NOT expect to find the persona 3 dorm theme here of all place.
A surprise for sure.
I can imagine Maxor doing math. He doesn't calculate, he straight up just *edits* the fucking answer into being right
Thats a nice answer max0r, why dont you back it up with calculus
my calculus is that i made it the fuck up
So basically like when Bobobo said an infinitely long and complex mathematical proof within a finite amount of time that proves that 3+3=8, causing the number 6 to die.
When reading the first sentence, I thought you'd misspelled "meth". Both make sense, tbh.
The fact that Max went into Caelid with a Godskin Peeler means that he either A: got so scared of The Red Area that he didn't come back until after exploring most or all of the Altus Plateau or 2: he recorded this footage in New Game+.
Naturally, I'm going to just internalize the former as my personal Max0r headcanon because it's funnier.
You have to go to Altus plateau to start the radahn festival
Well you can only fight Radahn during the festival(normally),and that's triggered either by going to the Altus Plateau or by doing Ranni's quest and since we didn't hear about her during the video,your theory is probably correct.
@@SirEggo2412 the festival is triggered by dialogue with blaidd and the jar
So the actual story is just that Radahn would be a better conclusion to the end of the video than Morgot so I rearranged the order I approach bosses
@@Max0r Makes sense, thank you
I promise that I won't steal your car Max0r.
these videos are always so packed that i don't know what to say other than thank you and i appreciate this
After watching your ultrakill stuff and then this… I think it’s safe to say your my new favorite youtuber
Gianni losing his shit while reading his lines never get old
The schizo entity known as max0r is the only thing that can cause the normally straightfaced Gianna to crack up
my name is m e l a t o n i n
@@CsQ_RandomRepository I'm in looking for a quirked up hwite boy who can bust it down sexual style. So that I can make him goated with the sauce.
Probably my favourite part of the video xD
Best VA in the history of VA
My sense of humor has either become elevated to unattainable heights or just completely destroyed from watching these, and I don’t regret a thing.
You're not alone
Same
the editing is pretty fun however the jokes are kinda lame just a bunch of genz z memes randomly stitched together with voice acting etc.If you look at Someone like SSeth who also does the same content, but he takes the time to also put in jokes and elaborate setups which youll still be grinning about 2 yrs later.
@@MFDOOOOM I watch Sseth, but nah some of his jokes can be pretty obscure but not that memorable to me. Yeah MaxOr seem like he just slap in random jokes, but he can produce some really high quality quotes that I still remember to this day
Especially the Metal Gear Rising vids. Also I remember even before start watching Max0r, I tried to watch some of Sseth’s vids, and they are just honestly too slow for me like way slower than most normal review let alone Max0r’s
But hey, each person got their own taste. I mainly watch Max0r cause his vids got a lot of rewatchability
Between this series and your Doom Eternal video, i think you are my favorite CZcamsr lol. Your editing is inSANE. This is coming from someone who recently started editing videos. It is a LOT of work. Keep up the good work man.
Loving the Persona and Dokkan Battle music, keep up the good work!
My favorite part about Starscourge Radahn is that you can summon Patches into the fight, but he takes one look at Radahn and immediately disconnects because even he knows that kicking that boy down a hole isn't going to go well.
Yeah lmaooo
Tbh, I would piss out too if was asked to kill a man who can accuratly cosplay a nuclear warhead
Patches: "I'm out. Y'all got that."
Well, he’s been called “Patches the Coward(ly)” since his introduction to the series for several reasons.
To be fair that is a perfectly reasonable reaction to being called into a battle with the dude holding back the fucking STARS
A collab between Sseth, Martin, Gianni, Uber and Jimothy is fucking amazing
I'm glad I'm not the only one who realised and I 100% agree
It is like avenger endgame.
It's like a fever dream come true and im loving it
This
@@user-gx6tu3mf4k that
I calculated how much child support radagon owes. If he owes £100 a month, he owes £6,000,000 of child support
Edit: this child support is just for ranni, not any of the others. If it was all 3 it would be £1.5 trillion
Makes sense why he doesn't wanna pay
When your child support has the GDP of Russia.
He did the Vergil on them.
@@olafgurke4699 “Let me be clear, Tarnished. I. Will never. Pay.”
-Radagon, probably
The child support he gave was a weird egg and a great rune. This somehow made it worse.
4:10 Right after Melatonin said "I'll send you to my dimensional pocket"
I had a 5 second ad for Genshin Impact...
I don't know if that was staged, or if it was life imitating art.
I stumbled across Max0r's work after somebody linked the source of the "That's a nice argument, senator. Why don't you back it up with a source?" short on CZcams... All I can say is this guy's content is a brutal assault on all my senses simultaneously... and I cannot stop watching it.
Holy shit, are you kidding me?! That's how *I* found Max0r the Haxx0r!
Same. Also, at 9:13 in Ben Shapiro’s “reacting to woke TikToks #9” it uses the I made it the fuck up.
Meanwhile, I think I first learned about him in bits and pieces while hanging around my fellow VTuber fans, and then a certain hololive fan animation by Harutimu gave me the final push to watch a Max0r vid, specifically this one, in full, which then led to my mindbroken subscription to this channel. And another addition to the hilarity is how both that fan animation and this vid feature Fauna.
_MY SOURCE IS THAT I MADE IT THE FUCK UP!_
@@theoverlordbear what fan animation?
As a Bulgarian, i have to say i find the "bulgarians stealing cars" joke... extremely fucking funny along with the whole of the video, great job
the knife in the back jokes are funnier
as a swede this is offensive
продавам голф 3-ка на части.
Evil twitter be like:
posted while in a yet to be stolen toyota
These videos have so much rewatch potential it’s almost impossible to take it all in in one viewing
This is still one of the best videos I have ever seen. I occasionally come back for a rewatch of this masterpiece.
The golden knight on the horse is your friend, trust me -
Patches The Trust Worthy
Trusty Patches, would never kick you into a pit of skeletons. Or giants. Or trap you in a box with a fire lizard. Or just decide to become a spider.
@@williamgeorge3111 never played a fromsoft game. Fuck patches
Damn it Patches!.Like every f time that bastard points me on something interesting, he ends up getting me killed or use all my potions out of anger.
@@williamgeorge3111 Or flip a bridge while you try to cross it. Or teleport you next to a bear. Or quit when you summon him for a tough boss.
He would
The amount of dedication you have to your craft is truly scary, max0r. I almost feel guilty enjoying days worth of edits and masterfully executed memes in mere seconds
I think the intro cured my sleep deprivation so I may be granted courtesy enough once more
There’s so much going on that my brain can’t physically comprehend it all at once so I’m just kind of dumbfounded at the experience unfolding in front of me
Let's just take a second to appreciate how good Maxor's music taste is. When he isn't assaulting our ears with God knows what, he's playing bangers like Hikari by GhostFinal
And str turles ost moxor always plays straight 🥵🔥
Does anyone know what the music at 5:30 is?
@@kenshjiarson2204 Dust by Vanguard
czcams.com/video/ZwZC4vlZTbI/video.html
And Dust during Margit
and Unwelcome School
I never knew a seizure could be this amazing XD
Is that what seizure feels like
This video was made by a sentient seizure
Ever had xanax?
Amazing to see you in these comments
I thought your name was sonichu.
having Martin and Gianni both show up back to back made my entire week, holy shit man this is gold
How does Max0r always end up making me laugh so hard that I lose my voice for a week
Man this collabmegeddon is one of the greatest collabs ever.
It all feels like an insane fever dream that overloads my brain with dopamine as I get slammed back to back by videos from everyone featuring everyone.
Kind of the point my nigga, of course Max0r has to be entertaining too which he is, that’s why he gets so much love
Dude ikr??? I got so taken aback by the fact that he used LR team turles ost in the beginning it made me fanboy a little because I never knew that maxor was into dokkan battle 0:43
For some reason it just hit me how intimidating a quest it would be to be given "Go kill every Demigod on the planet", assuming the scale of The Lands Between is anything to go off of.
_Thats a lot of Demigods_
And Lord knows how strong some of them might be
Better yet is the fact that we're probably the last ones standing. Limgrave alone may or may not have buried a few armies.
They already topped that thematic power difference concept in bloodborne so we might have become desensitized at this point.
There is nothing more exhilarating than dancing with Starscourge Radahn in melee armed with just a +5 Blood Uchigatana with Double Slash slotted and wearing the Carian Knight armor. It was a difficult fight, but I managed it with a partner of mine.
I have yet to find anything as effective as Max0r editing to vanquish all my thoughts in my head and have my undivided attention
i just saw the word "undivided" and my brain just went "i want your absolute, undivided attention" in my math teacher's voice
"Skateboarding a horse" is maybe the best thing I've ever heard, only rivaled by, "Omg my zodiac just killed itself"
On that note, isn't it funny how both Radhan and Malenia kick your ass with severe handicaps?
Radhan is as mentioned fighting you from the hospice and Malenia has lost all her limbs and uses prosthetics, making that fight by definition you getting your ass beat by a cripple 😁
My favorite is "My brother in Christ, they are misbegotten chimera and you're going to die".
BTW do u know the ending song name
@@shovelmaniac7475 Punishing Gray Raven Hikari
@@goldencookie6317 That's the final song used in battle, the ending is GFL OST - Solar Sea
"Like i said: kids are cruel, Tarnished. And I love minors"
-Rennala of the Red Lobster
*Mohg
Yes I know it’s a reference to his MGR vid
@@longphan7656 I am 100% expecting him to just recycle all of Sundowner's lines from that vid for Mohg
Very in touch with her inner crustacean
@@Meri637 lol
26:12 legitimately has me in fucking tears from laughing so hard
your editing makes me feel that my eyes are being dipped in hot oil
hooray
hurrah
Herroh
Max0r, SsethTzeentach and Martincitopants is the crossover of the century.
B O A T
@@blatantblasphemer7317 GREER
@@YoBoyNeptune FROG
Sambubu
add ranton
“Why is the entrance to the school a graveyard? Is this America?”
That joke gave my life purpose on this day.
Uhh purpose to what exactly?
@@charlesxii2660 to spread the architectural culture to his country
God I want to know how people get this good at editing. This stuff always makes me want to learn but I have no idea where to start. Fantastic videos
If i ever get even a glimpse of how this youtube channel creator mind work ill have achieved true ascension. So many references, such a organized chaos, its beautiful
The German stuff translates to:
Der Vogel = The Bird (pretty average fable stuff)
Das Backpfeifengesicht = The Slap Face (as in 'a face thats so smug or ugly you just want to slap it.)
Der Kinderschredder = The Children Shredder (That one sound made-up but out fairytales are pretty messed up, that could be real)
And the written stuff translates to:
Die Arbeitsunfallsversicherung = Work accident insurance (basically healthcare for cases in which your health issues occured because of accidents at work)
Die Freundschaftsbeziehung = The friendship relationship (means basically just... friendship)
“Der Kinderschredder” is probably a pit bull joke and how they must turn any nearby 5 year old into red paste
@@normanlabow7482 Did you know that despite being less than 6% of the US dog population, pitbulls are responsible for 75% of US dogs attacks ?
these videos are the peak definition of 21st century humor. Hyper fast pace, references every few seconds, a barrage of sound effects hitting you so fast it's like an episode of hazbin hotel, its the equivalent of jangling keys infront of your audience for several seconds, but in this case its the most finely crafted keys you have ever seen and occasionally you get shot by a real ass gun, only to be bamboozled when you getting shot was a set up for an entirely different joke that will now become a running gag for all of 3 minutes which will feel like both 30 minutes and 30 seconds.
This comment is nearly as funny as the video man wth XD
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And also this anime girl.
At least Sseth puts in relevant references for his jokes for his frenetic pacing.. not just random 'key jingling" shit. It's like rick and morty without the substance and gives me a fcking headache. How many 13 year old crack addicts are there in the world for this to find an audience.
Yes.
bruhh the shade thrown at hazbin lmao
Someone give this man a damn medal for this editing, spending so freaking long to post entertaining/funny videos
It's so fascinating to see how Max's editing has changed and evolved between videos due to how much work he puts into them.
Every video looks better than the last (not to say the older videos are bad, because they are NOT, at least not to me)
Plus, Max0r videos are my favorite things to watch because it's vertigo in video form, and you know what?
I fucking DIG IT