Joel wasn't that far off, here in Poland people actually paid for these, and having even the shittiest game on your phone gave you quite the status among elementary school kids in the early 2000s.
@@33screamingfrogs34 basically its a russian parody comedy movie with a lot of references to other popular russian movies, game based on plot of the movie, like this scene with pissing baby
sonic jump was a legitimate game, i remember downloading it to my dads nokia phone years ago, and i remember a port of sonic unleashed existing around the same time too
i didn't even realise that version of sonic jump existed, only the smartphone versions i know that sonic one was partially ported to non-smart phones since my first phone had it, but you could basically select any stage you wanted from the star. they only had like 4 of them, if i remember: green hill, marble, spring, and one i can't remember. it didn't control too good though, so idk if the bosses were in it
These were the kinda games that got advertised on TV and the back of gaming magazines and tricked you into paying 4.99/week and sacrificing your firstborn
I'm not proud about it, but I played the CoD, Shrek and Mario games on my old Nokia 5200. And no, no one ever paid one cent for them, you just downloaded a .rar with a shit ton of .jar files.
My first phone was one of these. There were some decent games tbh (Doom RPG is one of my favorite mobiles games ever and it needs to be remastered for iOS and Android) but jeez this brings back memories of downloading .jar files from shady websites only to be disappointed. It's actually how I discovered Earthbound though. There was a terrible unofficial 30 in 1 NES pack with an Earthbound Beginnings (or Earthbound Zero as it was called back then) ROM in it. I sunk way too much time into that. Also that Mario game is literally a hack of a mobile Giana Sisters. I know my shitty Java mobile games shit.
look here, you (creator of these vids): loving these. I’m sure I speak for plenty of us Joel fans when I say I (we) appretiate these highlights. keep up the good work, and look forward to whichever you do next.
On one note, here's a little bit of trivia; 2:12 Some of the graphics used here (notably the title screen and Zone graphics), were reused for the GBA port of Sonic 1. On another, there were three Java phone games that I remember playing at a younger age; One was Pac-Man Champion Edition, another one was Frogger, and another was Street Fighter II (the second SFII port I've played, following the SNES game from the Wii Shop); I remember doing quite well, making it up until Balrog. It was alright, for what it is.
Interesting fact: "The best movie", also known in Russia as "Samiy Luchshiy Film" is a literal bad shitpost of a movie, with bad jokes made by russian comedians. It is well known that this movie was trash, but it somehow got 2 sequels i think.
All those Mario games are mod, romhack or bootleg of either the original Great Giana Sisters or a fanmade expansion Also 8:32 Those things are from the original The Great Giana Sisters It's unknown what they are
I remember playing a J2ME Prince Of Persia game on my good old Sony Ericsson, got the .jar from a classmate over IR file transfer, those were the days, the game was actually pretty rad, by my 9 year old me during school break standards anyway.
Omg my mom had one of these in her Blackberry it was a sims game and I didn't understand shit because I was so little but I remember making them fuck and my mom never let me play again
![[Vinesauce] Joel - Super Nintendo Bootlegs HIGHLIGHTS](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/JKpJzLKrsrQ/mqdefault.jpg)
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Joel wasn't that far off, here in Poland people actually paid for these, and having even the shittiest game on your phone gave you quite the status among elementary school kids in the early 2000s.
Did you guys at least get Doom RPG?
I remember I was top dog for two weeks when I had ghostbusters snd sonic on my flip phone.
Yeah, and that one app that was basically just different farting noises. Those were the times, man.
Cool kids knew where to download free games without having to pay. Lucky for me they taught me where and how to download
In Indonesia (nice flag btw), kids got scammed all over the place by TV ads that get them to sent paid sms to get free games
Joel's language class
French: Parle franswaon
Spanish:Hable español
German:Spaken si deutsch
Italian:B O P P I T Y B O O P Y I T A L I A N O
TALIANO
Parle Français
5:47 Russian snipers are trained from the earliest point possible for maximum lethality
True! I can read russian, and i am russian BUT ITS HILLARIOUS
@@vappyenjoyer24 pleas what is this game and whats the movie what does any of this mean i must know
@@33screamingfrogs34 basically its a russian parody comedy movie with a lot of references to other popular russian movies, game based on plot of the movie, like this scene with pissing baby
@@vappyenjoyer24 who the fuck asked
@@knox1392 I did
sonic jump was a legitimate game, i remember downloading it to my dads nokia phone years ago, and i remember a port of sonic unleashed existing around the same time too
i didn't even realise that version of sonic jump existed, only the smartphone versions
i know that sonic one was partially ported to non-smart phones since my first phone had it, but you could basically select any stage you wanted from the star. they only had like 4 of them, if i remember: green hill, marble, spring, and one i can't remember. it didn't control too good though, so idk if the bosses were in it
@Axyb ME TOO
It’s Doodle jump
"port" of sonic unleashed
@@NowhereNow the bosses were in it and there was a second part of s1 with the last few zones
2:12 That MIDI version of the Sonic 1 intro was actually quite pleasant.
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These were the kinda games that got advertised on TV and the back of gaming magazines and tricked you into paying 4.99/week and sacrificing your firstborn
Worth it for baby piss gaem
These games walked so shitty free iPhone games with gambling ads could run
Harlamov is AVGN confirmed
He looks like a hybrid of the Nerd and Johnny Knoxville
Я сука помер когда он Харламова назвал АВГНом
СУКА БЛЯТЬ
Mi🅱️way Studios
Joel should allow more videos like this on his channel, at the rate he's going it's gonna be another year before he posts anything there.
eh if he did i hope it doesnt become as abundant as Vinnys channel. Starting to see some low quality edits over there compared to what we used to get.
There are ads on it. That’s not cool.
So did chat explode into pure GRANDness once Joel input "dad"?
Grand DAD
GRAND DAD?!?!
_FLEENSTONES?!_
WHAT THE FUCK, GRAND DAD?!
THE GRANDEST OF DADS!
:VargDad:
I swear... From 0:43 to 0:46... It always cracks me up. It always does.
_stanky MIDI_
*Joel wheezes*
_stanky MIDI continues_
4:25 looks like a hack of Giana Sisters
2:30 oh the smilies yes keep injecting me
I'm not proud about it, but I played the CoD, Shrek and Mario games on my old Nokia 5200.
And no, no one ever paid one cent for them, you just downloaded a .rar with a shit ton of .jar files.
i still have that phone and it still works lol
It's a fucking Nokia, what did you expect?
I have Nokia 5230
I low-key expected it to be just Russian Java games. Those were the times... I miss them so much
6:48 I'm sorry but jiggle physics
I think that Mario one is a reskin of a port of a remake of the great Gianna sisters
Basically ripoff Mario anyway
My first phone was one of these. There were some decent games tbh (Doom RPG is one of my favorite mobiles games ever and it needs to be remastered for iOS and Android) but jeez this brings back memories of downloading .jar files from shady websites only to be disappointed.
It's actually how I discovered Earthbound though. There was a terrible unofficial 30 in 1 NES pack with an Earthbound Beginnings (or Earthbound Zero as it was called back then) ROM in it. I sunk way too much time into that.
Also that Mario game is literally a hack of a mobile Giana Sisters. I know my shitty Java mobile games shit.
I know right?
I remember there was a Zelda port for J2ME, played the s outta of it back then.
These shitty games were my life in elementary school
This was probably some poor guy’s form of entertainment.
The way he said glu in the beginning gave me so much serotonin.
look here, you (creator of these vids): loving these. I’m sure I speak for plenty of us Joel fans when I say I (we) appretiate these highlights.
keep up the good work, and look forward to whichever you do next.
Cringe engaged. Ready to deploy.
COFFIN Cringe culture is cringe
Thank you for all those quality highlights
OH YES, I'VE BEEN HOPING FOR AN EDIT OF THIS FOR SO LONG
THANK YOU, MAN
PAPA BLESS
8:06 MI🅱️WAY
Who else is just scrolling through the comments waiting for Shadow the Hedgehog jokes about 3:06?
On one note, here's a little bit of trivia; 2:12 Some of the graphics used here (notably the title screen and Zone graphics), were reused for the GBA port of Sonic 1.
On another, there were three Java phone games that I remember playing at a younger age; One was Pac-Man Champion Edition, another one was Frogger, and another was Street Fighter II (the second SFII port I've played, following the SNES game from the Wii Shop); I remember doing quite well, making it up until Balrog. It was alright, for what it is.
6:35 AVGN theme (Vinesauce Joel ver.)
beefalo
10:19 *Does that look like Nooklays to you?!*
Nobody:
Shadow the hedgehog: 3:05
God dammit.
I just scrolled down to make this comment, only to find my past self already made the joke :(
10:33 I remember playing TS3 on my old Nokia back in 2011, I didn't even know English
Back when I had a Java phone, I would always play the Sonic port in class. It was pretty good.
I love how vinny says I won and inmidetly, the video ends
3:44 S V E N in the phone
👾
I was watching this on 240p and it looked like 8k
"Lord Kratos, do you wish to unfuck the screen?"
Easily a funny joke-
I feel personally bullied by 3:05
*M A R I A*
That glu logo brings back so many memories
Bulk Bogan: (takes off his pants)
joel: 10:36
S E X O
Back where the game graphics doesn't matter,
I'm flooded by nostalgia while watching this
"dad" just kills me for some reason.
Man I used to play stuff like this when I had a Sony Ericsson.
That sonic jump java game got 2 sequels on the google play store
8:42 *Ojama Yellow*
6:56 oh no
Interesting fact: "The best movie", also known in Russia as "Samiy Luchshiy Film" is a literal bad shitpost of a movie, with bad jokes made by russian comedians. It is well known that this movie was trash, but it somehow got 2 sequels i think.
3:45 Okay but where's Credo and Sanctus tho
Edit 2024: Oh and Keves, yeah them too
GLU!
All those Mario games are mod, romhack or bootleg of either the original Great Giana Sisters or a fanmade expansion
Also 8:32
Those things are from the original The Great Giana Sisters
It's unknown what they are
you may laugh but this is top nvidia serbian gaming
Is that Time by Hans Zimmer at 6:58?
I couldn’t stop looking at Garfield’s fucked up eyes in the math game
To be fair I prefer this era of Android and Iphone shitty games rather than the nightmare of below average java games
I played those games back then, wow, I literally feel bad
Sven from Pewdiepie’s minecraft series = joel confirmed 3:52
I remember playing a J2ME Prince Of Persia game on my good old Sony Ericsson, got the .jar from a classmate over IR file transfer, those were the days, the game was actually pretty rad, by my 9 year old me during school break standards anyway.
where my Forgotten Warrior bros at? c'mon I can't be the only one who had that game on my Motorola flip-phone
Oh shit I had that sims 3 game on my blackberry
Can you do one about the streams where he plays with Vinny?
Sonic Jump is actually good. I actually tried to get all the Chaos Emeralds and the boss fights do get bullshit hard but man it's fun...
There's so many reused assets from the Advance games that I refuse to believe Sonic Jump is anything other than a ROMhack
"bluethut"
3:48 pewdiepi dog
Oh my god... My fucking childhood in one video
fellow Eastern European?
Mi🅱️Way
I had that version of Sonic 1 but the music was the original
Man, Call of Duty: Obsolete was the bomb, but I'm not too sure about this Call of Duty: Modern tbh
Thanks.
Having some sonic & mario replica games on a shity phone is still impressive
Now i can say nokia gaming
I swear
I swear I played that Garfield game on my mom's Nokia N8
I FUCKING SWEAR
Sonic Jump sounds like something SEGA would actually make to compete with Super Mario Run.
8:40 what tool does joel usses to zoom in things?
Spyro was a legend and you know it!
welcome to Russia we are suffering here and we can do nothing about it
In the original Mario, if you held down both the left and right arrows at the same time you could moonwalk.
How the hell can do you do that on a D-Pad?
8:28 should’ve been “parla italiano?”
Bappidy-boopy is funnier.
3:34
HOLGI...
Small SMB3 mario...
turn into small SMW mario
**visible confusion**
10:40 hey look, it's markiplier
I PLAYED THAT FUCKING SIMS GAME WHEN I WAS YOUNGER WHAT THE FUCK
I got an ad for a bootleg mario app game watching this
Alternate reality Maria.
Sonic jump, such a classic
Aww, the good old days
Holy shit, my mom had one of those mario rip-off in her flip phone, sadly I completed it, I think it was Giana Sisters
pretty sure it was, i think all those marios are stolen reskins of a legit(?) Giana Sisters version.
Joel has a hot sounding voice ngl
3:48 pewdiepie
holy crap, as a kid i had the sonic the hedgehog episode 1 game on nokia, and it was my first sonic game EVER
HOW DOES HE GET THESE GAMES?!
HOW CAN I PLAY THESE MYSELF
I used to play that Assassin's Creed game on my old phone ;')
But it was quite a fun game.
Garfield Abuses the shit out of you for Nintendo Switch
7:20 when did Garfeild become Donald Trump
YOOO I had that sonic game on a panasonic flip phone, the platformer not the jump one
Omg my mom had one of these in her Blackberry it was a sims game and I didn't understand shit because I was so little but I remember making them fuck and my mom never let me play again
The God of War game is actually not bootleg, if I remember. It's actually friggin' canon..
My childhood
"sad dong boys"
Those sonic games actually pretty good
i loved playing open season's crappy game in my sanyo katana back in 2007. i thought that game was going to be here.