[Vinesauce] Vinny - Android Trash
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>finds anime
>touches anime
>becomes titan cat
>cue anime music
as you do
Clash of Clan Fuck off, spammer.
I was going to join a religion of Christianity for an afterlife, after I saw that game I thought being Hindu is much better.
Ragamuffin Skullman shut up
There's guns on his underwear."
Gunderwear.
Which kind of guns... we don't know.
+Alan Bareiro M16's. Thats the only model of gun in existance, besides the AR15, right?
10/10 would wear.
Dammit I made this comment and then scrolled down to find yours. 3 weeks too late.
Boats. With guns. Gunboats.
"I, as a cat, do not have a pistol"
-Vinny
Truly inspirational
300th like
I think that was broken English, like on lolcats pictures, I is a cat
"Guys I found anime."- also vinny
"I'm gonna riot because they let dogs in this cat world."
-Vinny
"Why is there a quote from Hitler about Jesus?"
I died
i still dont know how jesus was so good at shaving his beard, i mean in the medival times, people shaved themselves with regular knives, and that was a millenium and a half later!
@@alainali6010 divine power
Alain Ali
ok
You can see the devs put a disclaimer just for that reason! 3:15
you see, hitler was a very religious dude. (idk and idc about the veracity of the previous statement)
Look no further than your local Google Play Store for 100% genuine imitations!
GR8 GAIMZ IGN 1/0
China is to blame.
Nice video Vinny.
Can you do shitty spongebob games
Hi Jabroni Pizza Boy
"They only take down Metroid Games" Nice roast.
Too soon.
Did they even take that down? I thought the dev preemptively took down the links just in case.
Edit: The Pokemon game, I mean.
Go back to siivagunner
+Arras If you're talking about Pokémon Uranium, then yeah, Nintendo DMCA'd them.
potentially mother, hopefully that doesn't become the case
WAS THAT A JESUS DATING SIM
WintersWonderland MTE
The world has gone to shit and idk if its good or not-
Listen
When you’re a Christian, the only love you need is JESUS
Random person on the internet somewhere: man that jesus guy is so hot, i wanna date him!
aliki.jpg
Bruh
when I die, my last words are gonna be
"oh no I'm dead"
Then you get to see anime Jesus
@@zephyrian1006 and then he gives you the special self-correcting segway
I'm loving those ads for "memory foam jabronies"
Don't forget about that 60% saving with code JAHNCENA!
Courtesy of the wonderful editor, Captain Southbird
Cool word
Chewy V I couldn't see that one
TONY HAWK PRESENTS: GTA 6 - SEGWAY CRIME SYDICATE
GOTY
+Jorge sanchez PRODUCED AND DIRECTED BY EA.
+Decently Fashionable Scout #23 A Hideo Kojima Game
I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE IT WAS USING BRODYQUEST AS THE MUSIC
sounds like a title of a LispyJimmy video
So we have
Mario
Luigi
Sponge
Pretzel
Andrio
Bruno
Aldo
Jario (Looks exactly like Mario)
Ernest (Luigi’s conjoined twin)
Excited to see all of them in Smash
SUPER BOOTLEEEEEEEG BORTHERS
Theres also the elusive "Bob's world" game too I cant wait to see his surprise announcement in smash lol
And mike
You forgot bono
Where's Grand dad?
There's one called Five Nights at Pokman Go
EDIT: Also Five Nights at Neighbor or something. The model is the guy from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs.
Yes I spelled it correctly. It's literally Pokman
i was browsing through the windows store on my computer and noticed hitman go. like, that video game series hitman.
+stone sherrill are you kidding me
That's a real game by Square Enix.
+stone sherrill thats a real game, not a pokemon go ripoff, an ACTUAL game
Note that in the Back To The Future 2 pizza delivery game, he's delivering it to a guy standing in front of *A Restaurant*
Within the grim darkness of the Google Play bootlegs,there is only nonsense.
(Also ThunderPsyker,you better finish the Emperor's Finest series)
(I don't care you're older now)
(Do it for the Emprah)
"Hey! I heard that pizza place has a nice delivery service there."
"But Jack, you're stadning in front of a restaurant..."
"OH SHUT UP BILL! I WANT THAT DAMN PIZZA DELIVERED TO ME, DAMN IT!"
ThunderPsyker which one be more specific.
Probably papa johns
Did anyone notice that the music in the background of the segway game was _Brodyquest_ by Neil Cicierga?
Yeah, Vinny pointed that out when he streamed this originally. Too bad it didn't make it into this video though, his reaction was pretty great.
Isn't *that* a remix of "I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts"?
Nope. There was a version of Brodyquest that incorporated that though - it was in Brodyquest 2 (which was a mashup of Brodyquest mashups).
Chewable Arsenic Candies Ah, okay I didn't know it was an original song
I recognize the song after it too but I can't think what it is. Like I know I heard it before somewhere.
Memorable toon characters #1: SpiderBob...
Hulkebob
SuperBob
Spongetaro Squarejo
Spingebill
#2: Mourty
#3: Andrio from Andrio's World
#4: Cloudypus
I wonder if these developers even know that Brodyquest isn't just royalty-free stock.
GoldKnightProduction ? That's the background music of a Soulja Boy song
Soxviper Brodyquest came before Souljaquest.
Yep
@@Soxviper souljaquest came in 2011, brodyquest is from around 2009.
Mobile games are the future, they said.
And full of terrors.
I've played some really great mobile games as well, as with console having shitty and pc having both as well. Its just a matter of preference
+StalkerNG Also full of money crazed developers, pay 2 dollars to get that weapon, pay some shit to unlock a character
It's like Newgrounds all over again. Occasional not shit, but mostly shit and based on outdated technology.
+Adolf Hitler Your the one that said that quote about Jesus in that game.
These shitty android games always have the same graphics, stolen models and royalty free music.
and crappy lighting engine. If they had any!
Yeah, flat textures everywhere, every time.
I like my fair share of anime games, but holy shit. I'm finding games with that yandere girl. Is it really that easy to steal assets from unity games?
Now that's my kind of game! ;)
Hey don't you crapping on my Grab That Auto 5
2:39 leaked beta footage of super Mario run
How to make pokemon:
Squirtle: paint an alien blue
Charmander: Paint squirtle orange
Meowth: draw a coin on a mouse's face
Jigglypuff: Paint meowth pink
Machop: Paint Squirtle light blue-grey
Pikachu: Paint a rabbit yellow
Spon Dragon Z was a great anime.
Jojo is the greatest hero of all time!
+Crazy Luigi amen
+Crazy Luigi Better be talking about joseph.
Not as good as Cory in the House tho, but still a classic.
Blue Flare789 Joel's going to shit a house up if Vinny confuses Dio from Vegeta again.
That brodyquest music was so perfect. I could really feel that guy flying into space, becoming one with the universe.
original characters do not steal
PSHH... NOTHING PERSONNEL, KID.
steel*
I wanna know more about that Jesus dating sim lol
He played it a while ago. The funny thing is, it isn't a dating sim. It seems to be a game that genuinely wants people to embrace Jesus. In the full stream Vinny told Jesus to fuck off, and then jumped in front of a car to see him again.
I swear to god the first song playing in the background of the Pizza Hoverboard game is "Magic" by Coldplay.
I'm 99% sure it is. My brother and I love Coldplay and I recognized it as soon as I heard it.
legoboy1214studios Same dude! I have the album.
There's also summer by Calvin Harris as the menu song
Adam McKibben As soon as I heard it I just wanted to give up lol
i love playing sakura jesus on my android
the best things is that it has my favourite quotes from sakura Hitler and sakura Gandhi.
"It's ok, he's hard."
4:54 *HARD MUSIC PLAYS*
This isn't even close to the worst of what the Play store has to offer. There are SO FUCKING MANY Minecraft clones, such as World of Mine Block Craft and Pizzeriacraft. Oh, and there's also a FnaF dating simulator.
The fnaf one sounds like a self aware meme
MrScaryowl it isn't
I think I may have bumped into that one while adventuring around god knows what on the iOS App Store. Was it called Five Tries At Love?
@@329link yeah
i love how the background music for the young steve carrell pizza delivery on a hoverboard game was an instrumental loop of magic by coldplay. magical indeed.
The one right after it had another song that I recognize as well, but I can't put my finger on the name
Route 94 - my love
Lol that’s what I though as soon as I heard it
I don't know if anyone in the chat has mentioned it but the music In the segue game is stollen from Neil Cicierga.
Adrian Brody for life
I never expected him to be such good at the guitar. Yet he proved me wrong. Not only did he play guitar he also did it in space near some god like form!
He mentioned it during the stream
Mouth Silence is brilliant
That actually made the segway game even funnier, fucking BRODYQUEST music lol
0:46 Mighty No. 9 in a nutshell
Are we just going to ignore the Anime Jesus?
storyscribbles Nobody can ignore anime Jesus. All shall love anime Jesus.
Yes please
Moshi Moshi, Jesus desu.
when you have the power of god and anime on your side
If this isnt a sin it should be honestly
0:39 when you die in Call Of Duty
spon dragon z has stolen my heart and is the best thing I've seen today
I'd be so proud
5:35 Vinny finds enlightenment through segways.
6:00 - *Segways slowly as Coldplay's "Magic" plays*
Adam Almy Bootleg version lol
Only on android
You're pretty close. Nintendo only takes down good Metroid and Pokemon games. 👍👍👍
And that 2D Ocarina Of Time game
Because people actually play them? Seems pretty logical from that standpoint....
You mean they don't cancel them because they are crap
And the Super Mario 64 HD remake.
+Maple Otaku And soon that fanmade Mother 4 that gets delayed as hell
Why has no one noticed the ads during the pizza Hoverboard thing?
Because no one looks at ads :P
+Captain Southbird But where do I buy Gel memory foam jabronies?
Tehhydra Dude The Buvvins of course...
Wait, isn't Vinny's last name Jabroni?
+Tehhydra Dude Yes
What do you mean? These are ORIGINAL characters! Donut steal, just like Metroid.
Daaam sooon!
His Luigi impression is on point
It sounds like the real actor
i can't believe the music in the background of the pizza game was an instrumental of coldplay's "magic" like wtf leave coldplay out of this
Oh, so I wasn't the only one who noticed
I never noticed until someone pointed it out, it just sounds that shitty.
Sounded so shitty i didint notice it
+stride99 YOU AGAIN FROM YETH HALLOWEEN HACK
Arizona Jonson Not just that. Its main menu song is an instrumental of Calvin Harris' "Summer" and the second pizza game's main menu song is Selena Gomez's "Who says".
I love your Mario and luigi impressions
Let's not forget about the 30 second unskippable ads every time you die, clear a level, close the game... hell, why not in the middle of gameplay, too?
5:40 This should be one of Vinny's hurt noises if he ever gets made into a fighting game character, whether it'd be some quirky fangame or MUGEN.
Honestly can't decide what I like better;
Bloods gang member riding a segway while brody quest plays in the background.
Pizza deliveryman on a hoverboard while a bad midi of magic by coldplay plays in the background
Spongebob dressed as Goku collecting dragonballs in a suburban environment as a tropical sounding song plays in the background
the fact these exist gives me hope.
We gonna ignore the lemon demon brodyquest at 5:12
Dude. The mario and luigi super show impressions are CRAZY
I like how the crosshair in the Freddy Survival "game" had collision physics
"ew, Androids only have trash in their store, ew iPhones are much better!" - iPhone User
110% real life.
"Wow look at all those awesome Android games!" - Windows Phone User.
"Telephones were a mistake."
-- Alexander Graham Bell, 1876
The App Store is also full of absolute shit. It's just you can't emulate iOS apps on PC like you can with Android ones.
boi the appe store has happy wheels, watchu got? Need For Drift?
Their store does not define the phone as a full. I use both.
2:10 i remember playing that game when i was 11, i used ro race randoms in there and making friends lol
5:05 Is that really Adrien Brody in the background
Brodyquest*
1:40 me with the bois in school
6:15 *SAVE 60%* GEL MEMORY FOAM JABRONIES
you wot
1:35 vinny's laugh gets me every time
6:51 Hi Phil Swift For Pizza Delivery
OH MY GOD IT *IS* THE MUSIC
First Jerma and now Vinesauce. This is not enough, we need to bring more attention to these masterpieces!
Grab that auto
"Is this like shitty Goat Simulator?"
How can you get worse than Goat Simulator?
Cteklite Play the beta of it
By not being fun and not having anything to do in it.
Not only are you playing shitty Android games, you're playing shitty Android games with a mouse. Bravo to you...
8:51 Vinny making area 51 jokes before it was cool
mmmmm....
I remember playing Andrio's World and now I feel much like a dumbass after thinking it was a "good game".
9:00 *A S S C H U*
Baby: The Return of the Babbs
Anyone else notice the music from 5:53 to 6:30 is a weird remix of Coldplay's "Magic"?
JJ Yah it’s a bootleg version lmao
5:01 - Brody Quest?
Yes. Brody Quest.
4:54 Loving that Neil Cicierega music
5:50 Alan Wake 2 looks great!
I remember eating 7-11 chicken strips to this content.
0:44 I did a search. Its "RockMan" written in Kanji. And it's "Rock" as in "stone" rather than the one in "Rock and Roll".
I highly advise watching this on the Fullsauce if you ever have an hour to spare. There is something magical about pretty much the entire Pokemon segment.
2:21 So Mario Run ripped off a rip-off.
I don't know how to respond to that.
#2 is a game of Japanese memes, we have meme games too.
Everyone deserves good memes. Too bad no one makes any.
Adma Deadwolfe
To be fair, those are hilarious in context but they don't make much sense here without any prior knowlege, it'd be like someone from abroad trying to understand Pepe and Dat Boi and bad luck brian all at the same time.
Paradi-Len Kagamine really nice
Paradi-Len Kagamine also thank you for sharing more about your culture and your country(which I plan to move to someday)
Lena Jefferson Wilson
Ooh, I'm Irish, but I've just been around the Japanese internet since 2008 xD They were my first memes, and almost none of them have actually died yet. I'm Irish! Our memes are all related to our second level examinations, I can share those too if you like! We are also the home of CirYes, apparently.
"o no im ded"
10/10 dialogue.
"It points me to the man who once in lonliness, surrounded only by a few followers, recognized these Jews for what they were and summoned men to fight against them and who, God's truth! Was greatest not as a sufferer but as a fighter." - Hitler
Very inspirational!
Albeit weird, the game at 2:22 has some great music. Sounds like something Grant Kirkhope made, and at the same time, feels like music that could suit Crash Bandicoot
whats the name of the jesus dating sim? asking for a friend.
0:19 its qutstanding nuntortoise
3:39 i remember playing this a few years ago
Anyone else find the "giant cat theme" kinda catchy?
2:20 for Vinny predicting the future. Holy shit.
6:10 Why does the pizza game has the instrumental of Coldplay's magic?
I've watched these amazing videos so much that I get sad when I rewatch them, because I know I won't be able cry laughing like when I saw these videos for the first time.
FullSauce version should be your next stop...
Mama Luigi is back! XD
Mario: It's a BOOTLEG, Luigi. Nintendo didn't make it.
5:38 "Now this is pod racing!"
4:54 holy heck it's brodyquest
and this the main reason why I won't look any game with less than 4 stars
His Mario and Luigi voices were on point
i just realized that the title screen music in that second hoverboard game is also used in the goddamn flex tape commercials
"My guy's like a monster compared to the rest of the-"
(notices the absolute desolation of the environment, save him and one NPC)
"-human."
Golden.
2:35 is that the new paid dlc for Super Mario Run?
oh god i played that cat simulator.
same
What's it called
Leaving a comment to figure the name of the game
Name of gaim
the subtle edits to the ads are a really nice touch.
0:31 cloudypus? more like CLOUDYPUSS(y)!!!!!
His voice impressions are the highlight of this video.
1:35 Does anyone know what JRPG they stole this music from? It sounds vaguely Kenji Ito-esque.
i wish to know too
They stole it from somewhere
It sounds like touhou but because of the trumpet used I doubt it
I love that the driving game at the end kept popping up "onAdFailedToLoad"
this game tried loading ads several times but failed to
Brodyquest at 5:00... Truly a measure of quality.
sometimes android games get a bit good
and sometimes they are on astro nuts
im an android user myself.
i also actually like the one at 7:38 but it gets boring
it's snowing on mt fuji
Wayward Souls is pretty great
RebelWinterwolf i dont understand what you are talking about
it's snowing on mt fuji is based off of a haiku that tthe sonic the hedgehog twitter posted one day. and rebelwinterwolf (nice furry name yo. that's rad) must have joked that your comment looks like a haiku.
Cat game's name is Neko Simulator NekoZ
I'm not sure if the Baby Hazel games on the iOS store are worse than the Picklémen game. I think it's a close tie.
"o no i'm dead"
- Cloudypus, 2016