Trump Calls Chick-fil-A "The Lord's Chicken" for Being Closed on Sundays

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  • čas přidán 17. 05. 2024
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Komentáře • 904

  • @davidl438
    @davidl438 Před měsícem +279

    "Everyone getting rich, right?" he says to a group of fast food workers. 🙄

    • @estlhm805
      @estlhm805 Před měsícem +17

      Yeah right said a minimum wage worker agreeing to disagree 🙄

    • @sanseijedi
      @sanseijedi Před měsícem

      What a colossal ass. And yes, double meaning intended.

    • @TheUltimateRare
      @TheUltimateRare Před měsícem

      he's not out of touch, he's actually stupid enough to think everyone is rich like him.

    • @rodqueen2910
      @rodqueen2910 Před měsícem

      Trump is monumentally Stupid

    • @daviderickson8699
      @daviderickson8699 Před měsícem

      So Trump confirms it: Under Joe Biden's economy, even fast food workers are getting rich...

  • @danismithmn
    @danismithmn Před měsícem +191

    The dog joke at the end was both stupid and great.
    That's why I love the writing so much.

    • @mlrdh
      @mlrdh Před měsícem +5

      I really laughed out loud!

    • @gardnerhill9073
      @gardnerhill9073 Před měsícem +3

      SCOLLINS!!!!

    • @andylast1898
      @andylast1898 Před měsícem +2

      Bit about Scotland old coins person found them could not keep then as found in trump Scotland golf course. Has maga smell to them coins.

    • @vinista256
      @vinista256 Před měsícem

      @@gardnerhill9073 my thought EXACTLY! 😂🤣

    • @LeCharles07
      @LeCharles07 Před měsícem

      @@mlrdh I'm still chuckling about it.

  • @tairneanaich
    @tairneanaich Před měsícem +14

    „They find our artefacts, Baise!“ archaeologist here- Detectorists are frequently lovely and we often have a few come onto site to help out but it‘s a real frustration when random members of the public find stuff when detectoring. Nobody records the context or takes the photos or measurements in situ and most of the data is therefore just Gone. Please just leave things you find and have the archaeologists come check it out so we can record it properly

  • @AGirlhasnoNAME5468
    @AGirlhasnoNAME5468 Před měsícem +28

    hey, I live in Alabama & I love President Biden! Love you also, Mr. Meyers. Peace!

    • @Cyberspaced3
      @Cyberspaced3 Před měsícem

      That is pretty crazy that they might exclude him from the ballot hey?

  • @dahn57
    @dahn57 Před měsícem +140

    Can we get confirmation that Diaper Don actually PAID this time for all the fast food, instead of dodging the check, like he did before?

    • @humanlifeforce
      @humanlifeforce Před měsícem +9

      I am sure donold only gave the people token milkshakes and took 4 of them for himself and all of the chicken.

    • @opaltaberna6817
      @opaltaberna6817 Před měsícem +15

      exactly. That news station could have accurately reported the event, like did the thief- in -chief actually reach for his wallet, or did he stiff another small business. I guess corporate could pick up the tab… if they would.

    • @danismithmn
      @danismithmn Před měsícem

      ​@@opaltaberna6817this is NOT a small business. Plus, the owners of the company are ultra-Conservative Fundamentalist Christians.
      Of course they paid for it. They love Trump.

    • @davemcmillan8813
      @davemcmillan8813 Před měsícem

      @@opaltaberna6817 p

    • @lifewuzonceezr
      @lifewuzonceezr Před měsícem +5

      We need to call that location and ask!!

  • @d1ni1mueter
    @d1ni1mueter Před měsícem +40

    mike "the lord's chicken" pence 💀

    • @andrewstevenson118
      @andrewstevenson118 Před měsícem

      Very good. 🙂

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 Před měsícem +1

      I've only been thru drive thru once, and didn't get the whole sauce thing.
      Overpriced IMO. But they just opened one half an hour from where I live and the drive-thru always has a line

    • @stanleyhape8427
      @stanleyhape8427 Před měsícem +3

      ​@@LindaC616
      It's completely overhyped and overpriced for a chicken pickle bun sandwich.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 Před měsícem +1

      @@stanleyhape8427 👍

  • @marylandlax3
    @marylandlax3 Před měsícem +44

    I do not care how dumb that dog joke was I haven’t stopped chuckling at it 😂

  • @eddiegt2622
    @eddiegt2622 Před měsícem +77

    It could have been worst. He could have pulled up at Church's chicken with a trunk load of bibles for sale, thinking he was at a church.

    • @estlhm805
      @estlhm805 Před měsícem +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ecamp6360
      @ecamp6360 Před měsícem +3

      Church's Chicken is still in business? Where?

    • @lifewuzonceezr
      @lifewuzonceezr Před měsícem

      ​@@ecamp6360 have one in Edm

    • @Julieglam3
      @Julieglam3 Před měsícem +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @kindablue1959
      @kindablue1959 Před měsícem

      @@ecamp6360 Over 700 locations in over 20 US states, and 1500 locations worldwide...

  • @madpoppy7511
    @madpoppy7511 Před měsícem +31

    Metal detector is the device. The person who uses a metal detector is a metal detectorist/detectorist. There is a brilliant British comedy show about them starring Toby Jones and Mackenzie Crook called "Detectorists".

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před měsícem +76

    He likes that they made the chicken in the exact shade he uses as bronzer.

    • @lrphd8536
      @lrphd8536 Před měsícem +7

      Can’t believe he wasn’t jealous of the chicken

    • @ctcanine
      @ctcanine Před měsícem +10

      It’s actually the name of the bronzer he uses….”bronze chicken”

    • @CF0RD
      @CF0RD Před měsícem +5

      Extra crispy

    • @andrewstevenson118
      @andrewstevenson118 Před měsícem +6

      I always assumed "Trump's base" was Nivea and Cheetos.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 Před měsícem +3

      ​@@lrphd8536orange, crispy, fried before noon...

  • @mr.flibble3190
    @mr.flibble3190 Před měsícem +31

    By no coincidence whatsoever, the Chick-fil-A crew called Drumpf's order "The Lard's Chicken."

    • @bobbies5554
      @bobbies5554 Před měsícem

      Have you watched it? Someone call Chick-fil-A’s chicken the Lord’s chicken.

  • @AKHill-gj2uy
    @AKHill-gj2uy Před měsícem +48

    Fun Fact: Churches are open, and priests work, on Sundays.

    • @TheUltimateRare
      @TheUltimateRare Před měsícem

      classic Religion saying you shouldn't work on sunday but then their main workers DO work on sunday.

    • @joshd3502
      @joshd3502 Před měsícem +2

      Fun fact: Priest take a weekly sabbath.

    • @rvdb7363
      @rvdb7363 Před měsícem

      ​@joshd3502 or at least they try.

    • @Melesniannon
      @Melesniannon Před měsícem +2

      @@joshd3502 Let's assume that's true, then that's clearly not the point. If it is true then the sabbath, the day of rest ordained by god, is a different day for the clergy than it is for the rest of the population. God said to rest on the sabbath, not to pick a day to rest on that's convenient for your cultural habits. You know, assuming this god is real and actually ever said anything to begin with.

    • @AKHill-gj2uy
      @AKHill-gj2uy Před měsícem

      @@joshd3502 Scripture and doctrine state the sabbath is Sunday. Is there any kind of biblical punishment for working on the sabbath? Enjoy the hypocrisy and double standards.
      Fun Fact #2: Priests wear clothes cut from two different cloths.

  • @mc76
    @mc76 Před měsícem +69

    Here is the weirdest thing about Chik-Fil-A's closing on Sundays. The restaurant has a kiosk at Mercedes Benz Stadium in Atlanta, home of the Falcons. Unless the Falcons play on Monday or Thursday night--which they have done twice in this decade--that kiosk is never open on game days.

    • @policerthought5649
      @policerthought5649 Před měsícem +10

      I’m from Atlanta and yeah, it’s always perplexed me

    • @JLee-rt6ve
      @JLee-rt6ve Před měsícem +5

      What? Packed, standing room only Quiddich, water polo and lacrosse days aren't enough for you?

    • @stanleyhape8427
      @stanleyhape8427 Před měsícem +6

      Richy rich Dan can afford to rent a space that's rarely used.

    • @podracer35
      @podracer35 Před měsícem +9

      Having the stand there only for it to be closed on Sunday probably is the point if they're trying to appeal to people who'd care about that.
      I wonder if it's cheaper to rent that space than it is to buy ad space.

    • @ianthesoccerref
      @ianthesoccerref Před měsícem +7

      NY...As I understand it, trying to get them to be open on Sundays along the Thruway or they'll lose their location.

  • @thaphreak
    @thaphreak Před měsícem +92

    No he calls chicfila "the Lord's chicken" because of their bigoted stance and history of hate towards lgbtq employees.

    • @snotloutisagod2956
      @snotloutisagod2956 Před měsícem +6

      And that’s why I don’t eat there and their portions are skimpy.

    • @kindablue1959
      @kindablue1959 Před měsícem +3

      It's because Chick-fil-A's founder is evangelical and his religious beliefs permeate the company.

    • @elizamccroskey1708
      @elizamccroskey1708 Před měsícem

      It’s not just their employees, they send lots of funding to anti LGBTQ and anti choice organizations. I won’t spend a dime there.

  • @kennyn1992
    @kennyn1992 Před měsícem +8

    Whilst fooling Trump with the smiles out front a couple of their colleagues in the kitchen are getting the special mayonnaise ready.

  • @thomastaipliadis8533
    @thomastaipliadis8533 Před měsícem +24

    To be fair, I thought that the metal detector joke was written by Scollins, the king of awkward jokes. The last one, though, was definitely by Scollins!

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 Před měsícem +6

      That's exactly what I thought! This was a dog joke that won't get him booed😅

    • @SimonBuchanNz
      @SimonBuchanNz Před měsícem +7

      I'm guessing that last one was Ian. As another commentor pointed out, it's a dad joke more than anything else.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 Před měsícem +2

      @@SimonBuchanNz but dad jokes can't use that language

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 Před měsícem +3

      Scollins is the King of Evil Jokes. Ian and Matt are vying to be the King of Awkward Jokes right now.

    • @juliemacdonell6381
      @juliemacdonell6381 Před měsícem +1

      I love that people can discuss the writers on this show!

  • @LakeFX
    @LakeFX Před měsícem +36

    Oh man, I hate when comments take over the bots section

    • @zacharybattocchio6134
      @zacharybattocchio6134 Před měsícem +10

      Yeah, wtf is AMV33X, a placeholder for when the bots want to sell something?

    • @MarcKloos
      @MarcKloos Před měsícem +9

      Please report them. I know it's a hassle but doing nothing will let them continue to ruin the comments section.
      Also: Seth reads the comments for Corrections!

    • @resileaf9501
      @resileaf9501 Před měsícem

      @@zacharybattocchio6134 Some kind of crypto currency. A scam, as they all are.

    • @drjanines3301
      @drjanines3301 Před měsícem +3

      ​@@MarcKloosagreed

    • @kindablue1959
      @kindablue1959 Před měsícem +1

      That's exactly what a bot would say.

  • @theinternaut1991
    @theinternaut1991 Před měsícem +21

    So glad you do Thursday shows!

  • @AaronHahnStudios
    @AaronHahnStudios Před měsícem +27

    3:10 in. That's a Dad Joke! I love it!

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 Před měsícem +1

      Dad jokes usually don't use that language, that's why they're Dad jokes.
      But it made me laugh out loud!😅

    • @AaronHahnStudios
      @AaronHahnStudios Před měsícem

      @@LindaC616 I am a Dad & accused of ONLY telling dad jokes, I know the language. I wrote The Book!

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 Před měsícem

      @@AaronHahnStudios swear words don't get included

  • @canadaclaret
    @canadaclaret Před měsícem +2

    Detectorists...
    I highly recommend the show.
    Brilliant.

  • @Derfboy
    @Derfboy Před měsícem +6

    Wow, that last joke actually hit... hahahahahahahaha

  • @sassafrassiest
    @sassafrassiest Před měsícem +7

    CORRECTION: No Chick-fil-a in Atlanta could ever get away with paying $7.25 an hour. I live in SC and even here, they pay around $10-$13 an hour

    • @JillWhitcomb1966
      @JillWhitcomb1966 Před měsícem +1

      Here in Fargo, North Dakota, a morning 'Front of House Cashier' at Chick-Fil-A has a starting pay of $15- $18/ hr. To put that into perspective, a cashier at Target starts at $17/ hr, as well. We have a labor shortage here, especially for fast food.

    • @katherinetepper-marsden38
      @katherinetepper-marsden38 Před měsícem +1

      In Austin it's $15 to $18 an hour.

  • @andrewhaag2422
    @andrewhaag2422 Před měsícem +14

    April Trials Bring May SMILES 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩 🤩

    • @geoffoconnor3487
      @geoffoconnor3487 Před měsícem

      It seemed to take an eternity,
      But now the end’s in sight
      I hope that he gets sentenced to life! 🎶🎶

    • @franblaye9639
      @franblaye9639 Před měsícem

      WHEEHAW!!! 😅😂❤😂😂😝

    • @elibnem4126
      @elibnem4126 Před měsícem

      I dig it

  • @Heathen.Deity.
    @Heathen.Deity. Před měsícem +118

    Chick-fil-A: Bigots of Chicken

    • @kevinreid8946
      @kevinreid8946 Před měsícem +8

      That's the first time I've ever seen Black people work at a Chick-fil-A. I live in South Carolina White customers White crew.

    • @7261amorgan
      @7261amorgan Před měsícem +5

      Are you joking?! I live in Mt Pleasant, SC (Charleston) and all 3 locations have black people. What are you talking about?

    • @irenafarm
      @irenafarm Před měsícem

      @@7261amorganIt depends on the owner/operator. They can quietly just not hire “undesirable” people, or make their working experience miserable until they quit.
      My old boss did both, back in the 90s.
      Obviously some CFA owners are more progressive or just, you know, smarter. We used to get so angry when we’d talk to excellent potential hires and our boss would pass them up because they weren’t young blonde and female.

    • @joshd3502
      @joshd3502 Před měsícem +2

      @@7261amorgan This is the, "everyone I don't like is a bigot" definition of a bigot. Which is bigoted

    • @PositiveOnly-dm3rx
      @PositiveOnly-dm3rx Před měsícem

      Black people? That's not who they discriminate against. Wtf are you comments talking about?

  • @greatboniwanker
    @greatboniwanker Před měsícem +20

    Dear Drumpf, would you prefer me as your judge?

  • @afg122602
    @afg122602 Před měsícem +6

    I reported every single one of those bot messages. Lets see if youtube does anything about it.

    • @henrygvidonas9573
      @henrygvidonas9573 Před měsícem

      Keep fighting the good fight!
      What annoys me even more than the copy-pasted bot "comments", are the people who have legitimate conversations in threads started by bots. We have a media literacy crisis.

    • @amyjackson8725
      @amyjackson8725 Před 26 dny

      No, instead they permanently ban The Tony Michaels podcast over bs!

  • @brianjennings7644
    @brianjennings7644 Před měsícem +41

    he orders 30 milk shakes at once, so they won't know which one to spit in..he usually phones it in, for the same reason.

    • @lifewuzonceezr
      @lifewuzonceezr Před měsícem +5

      😂! Also 30 milkshakes at once..that's gonna take a while..I want the whole video!!

    • @judydoyle1124
      @judydoyle1124 Před měsícem +2

      Yeah- ands says the order is for “John Barron”

    • @ronaldlabelle7274
      @ronaldlabelle7274 Před měsícem

      Yes they had plenty of time to spit when they all taking pics with him. Funny how the left is not showing all the recordings of Trump and the staff hmmmm makes you wonder

  • @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing
    @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing Před měsícem +4

    Outro joke was for nothing but cheap juvenile laughs.
    I salute you.

  • @bobjones6646
    @bobjones6646 Před měsícem +6

    Baze goes after metal detectorists twice in two weeks. Baze had better watch his back!

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před měsícem +28

    No way dinner's that pleasant.

    • @cogboy302
      @cogboy302 Před měsícem +2

      I read that as, 'No way dinner's that pheasant.'
      What are Chick-fil-A not telling us...?

  • @codymoe4986
    @codymoe4986 Před měsícem +4

    To prove a point....
    There were 630 comments when I clicked on this video. I spent 30 minutes, reporting the spam comments, and then recounted.
    There were 150 original comments left.

  • @tomswanson9892
    @tomswanson9892 Před měsícem +2

    We don't have Piggly Wigglies in Orlando; we have Publices (the plural of Publix).

  • @katrin712
    @katrin712 Před měsícem +13

    Golfs courses and country clubs should be closed to Trump on sundays and other religious celebration day… see how long is “religious self” last :p

    • @Monika-mh2je
      @Monika-mh2je Před měsícem +1

      My thought was the same,also Trump country club servers are rich already????😂

    • @katrin712
      @katrin712 Před měsícem

      @@Monika-mh2je maybe they are bribed with secret docs… 😅

    • @Monika-mh2je
      @Monika-mh2je Před měsícem

      @@katrin712 those days are over 😉

    • @katrin712
      @katrin712 Před měsícem

      @@Monika-mh2je there s Bedminster, Trump Tower etc left *giggles*

  • @jeffb.6642
    @jeffb.6642 Před měsícem +17

    omfg can you do something about these bots in the comments plz

    • @MarcKloos
      @MarcKloos Před měsícem +4

      Use the Report option

    • @lifewuzonceezr
      @lifewuzonceezr Před měsícem

      I reported Every One..ow

    • @jeffb.6642
      @jeffb.6642 Před měsícem

      @@MarcKloos I did but holy cow I think they're multiplying for every one i reported there were 3 more that popped up lol

    • @mariag.8242
      @mariag.8242 Před měsícem

      It’s a Google problem, not a Seth problem - but I appreciate all of you who took the time to report the bots. I’m here several hours later and the comments are nicely bot free. I promise I clean up when I see them too.

    • @MarcKloos
      @MarcKloos Před měsícem

      @@mariag.8242 scroll down, there are about 800 comments on total and at the bottom you will find the spammers, dozens with all the same text, like 3 of the same comments in a row.

  • @RubyDoobieScoo
    @RubyDoobieScoo Před měsícem +10

    Correction: people are made of metal, 2.5% to be precise.

    • @carlairving
      @carlairving Před měsícem +1

      Coincidentally, 2.5% is also the odds of a metal-detector enthusiast ever having a relationship.

  • @sarahgiax
    @sarahgiax Před měsícem +8

    CFA pays $15 an hour starting (at least in some states) - BUT that is FAR from a livable wage, and far less “getting rich.” 😂

  • @bumpedhishead636
    @bumpedhishead636 Před měsícem +3

    But he makes his own employees work on Sundays...

  • @bobnolin9155
    @bobnolin9155 Před měsícem +5

    I'm guessing the owner of Chik-Fil-A, Dan Cathy (an actual billionaire) paid him to show up. He got millions for this.

  • @colin_botts
    @colin_botts Před měsícem +4

    By that logic it should also be called "homophobic chicken."

  • @christineherrmann205
    @christineherrmann205 Před měsícem +6

    I second the commenter asking everyone to take a second and report the bots. If we all report them, maybe CZcams will ACTUALLY delete some accounts. I don't think I've ever spent TEN MINUTES reporting comments and not hit the bottom. God.

    • @codymoe4986
      @codymoe4986 Před měsícem +1

      Only takes about 30 minutes. Hah!
      We must be doing something right, though. This comment section was at 650, about 4 hrs ago, down by half, already...

  • @MarcKloos
    @MarcKloos Před měsícem +24

    Please report all these spam comments that have nothing to do with Late Night and has 100 likes. It's fake.

  • @whocares2087.1
    @whocares2087.1 Před měsícem +14

    What's with the bot invasion in the comments?

    • @sophierobinson2738
      @sophierobinson2738 Před měsícem +11

      Since I’m disabled and have all the time in the world, I reported every fricking one of them.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 Před měsícem

      ​@sophierobinson2738 good on ya! I do when I have the time

    • @MarcKloos
      @MarcKloos Před měsícem

      I'm not even disabled and reported 2 dozen of them!

    • @jute3912
      @jute3912 Před měsícem +6

      Thank you for your service! I do the same on stubborn principle but you’d think it would be a pretty easy algorithm job if CZcams cared about doing anything.

    • @tllt4983
      @tllt4983 Před měsícem +4

      ​@jute3912 you tube doesn't do anything about reported comments I've reported alot here and they don't ever get pulled. Come back to this video after I'm sure 1000s of people have reported it, in a month the same reported comments will be here.

  • @TheGreatAtario
    @TheGreatAtario Před měsícem +3

    CORRECTION: Mango Mussolini would never admit to slipping

  • @Moekoffee2001
    @Moekoffee2001 Před měsícem +23

    Trumps dog therapist thinks he’s a flea risk

    • @andrewstevenson118
      @andrewstevenson118 Před měsícem +5

      Superb

    • @sderoski1
      @sderoski1 Před měsícem +4

      Trump's dog license should be taken away and he bit the dog catcher, and he's always kibbling about how he gets treated, but he is the leashed punished pooch of all.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 Před měsícem +1

      45 is such a narcissist that even a dog fawning all over him isn't enough love

    • @lifewuzonceezr
      @lifewuzonceezr Před měsícem +1

      Groan

  • @Heartwing13
    @Heartwing13 Před měsícem +3

    Wow, a Piggly Wiggly shoutout!!

  • @lightningwingdragon973
    @lightningwingdragon973 Před měsícem +6

    That donut does sound good to me and ironically I'm getting a cavity filled today

    • @shemsialhaddad2579
      @shemsialhaddad2579 Před měsícem

      Thanks for explaining. I was thinking of arteries/heart disease and couldn’t identify the sound. Now it makes sense. And those donuts do look delicious.

  • @tonyarichards5430
    @tonyarichards5430 Před 26 dny +1

    I’m glad I live alone when I snort laugh.

  • @anniejankovic8056
    @anniejankovic8056 Před měsícem +1

    Omg, that dog joke at the end got me so bad

  • @8catmom
    @8catmom Před měsícem +8

    I would never walk into a Chik Fil A

  • @BogeyTheBear
    @BogeyTheBear Před měsícem +4

    2:52 Why not-- just get a cookie?

  • @TRACTOOOOOOOOOR
    @TRACTOOOOOOOOOR Před měsícem

    3:10 you went all in for that one. So good.

  • @Boborodful
    @Boborodful Před 23 dny

    Just now realized this was uploaded. Very weird. Please keep working we love Seth!

  • @kleerude
    @kleerude Před měsícem +6

    Whenever Seth picks on a niche hobby he gets sent things by enthusiasts (ie knitters sending him sweaters). With enough bullying, I think Seth is hoping on getting sent a sack of gold coins.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 Před měsícem +2

      Or a metal detector😅

  • @humanlifeforce
    @humanlifeforce Před měsícem +35

    The reason Trump stopped at that particular fast food joint, is because it has a huge following of Right Winged voters.

  • @jb888888888
    @jb888888888 Před měsícem +2

    Baze wrote it but you're the one who approved putting it in the monologue.

  • @oldmanzen6682
    @oldmanzen6682 Před měsícem +1

    Scallins must feel so proud when he closes out the bit.

  • @LordAaronus
    @LordAaronus Před měsícem +5

    yeah Trump would never approve of a chicken place closing

  • @unvergebeneid
    @unvergebeneid Před měsícem +6

    1:48 so can we get Gaetz for owning child pornography then?

  • @LeCharles07
    @LeCharles07 Před měsícem

    I love when Seth throws his writers under the bus. 🤣

  • @Tree_Village
    @Tree_Village Před měsícem +1

    CORRECTION: "Metal Detectorist Week in New York"

  • @MiA_BaMBoLa...sara-lab02
    @MiA_BaMBoLa...sara-lab02 Před měsícem +14

    It would be BEAUTIFUL if Alabama went Democrat bc of abortion vote and everyone writes him in 😂❤💙💙💙💙

  • @housevisand
    @housevisand Před měsícem +3

    Correction : Chick Fil A tends to start people above Minimum Wage. Idk if saying they all make $7.25 is accurate, Seth. I would wager most of them are paid

    • @mariag.8242
      @mariag.8242 Před měsícem

      Depends on where the outlet is located

  • @DarkPesco
    @DarkPesco Před měsícem +1

    So glad you finally got rid of using the desk shots of Seth in the Freddy Krueger outfit at the end of clips...

  • @Matt-xc6sp
    @Matt-xc6sp Před měsícem +3

    Is it because of the coins bit? How can bots be so clever and so stupid at the same time lol

  • @michaelj.beglinjr.2804
    @michaelj.beglinjr.2804 Před měsícem +46

    Trump for prison 2024

    • @johnsilva9139
      @johnsilva9139 Před měsícem

      Yes. I believe in the two term limit. One term in office and one in jail.

    • @King-wy7hr
      @King-wy7hr Před měsícem

      Ok 💩head ... keep wishing 😂

  • @KifuneRaika
    @KifuneRaika Před měsícem +4

    Marjorie must have been stuck in with a Johnson.

  • @deborahkogan8742
    @deborahkogan8742 Před měsícem

    So good!

  • @123haninhk
    @123haninhk Před měsícem +1

    I love that Seth was so surprised and had wide eyes that the audience didn't like the metal detector joke. I mean, to be fair, it was kinda mean-spirited

  • @Christian-cz9bu
    @Christian-cz9bu Před měsícem +3

    The irony of Hate-fil-A is here in SoCal they run commercials in Spanish on broadcast TV, which would make most MAGA's have a coronary.

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Před měsícem +6

    If God created everything, then KFC has “The Lord’s Chicken” too!

  • @user-tc5pl3zw3h
    @user-tc5pl3zw3h Před měsícem

    I really admire the way you speed past Donald Trump's last name. Sometimes you hit it just right,, and it sounds like you call him "Chump". I get giggly...

  • @cmillerg6306
    @cmillerg6306 Před měsícem

    Damn good, Seth!!!!

  • @philbrown9764
    @philbrown9764 Před měsícem +2

    I guess with the weak comment about “the lord’s chicken”, some people will think…tRump IS religious.

  • @stephendliddle
    @stephendliddle Před měsícem +3

    Could we get a clarification on if the buzzing noise at 2:59 if a dentist drill (for cavities) or the bone saw used to open a ribcage for heart surgery? Is it just an art is in the eye of the beholder thing?

    • @solvseus
      @solvseus Před měsícem

      apparently it's an Amazon V33X crypto device.

    • @lifewuzonceezr
      @lifewuzonceezr Před měsícem

      It was a dentist drill....I hate that sound..and it sounds like mosquitoes

  • @scotthoward8308
    @scotthoward8308 Před měsícem +1

    Andy and Lance remind you that it is "metal detectorists."

  • @tylerkochman1007
    @tylerkochman1007 Před měsícem +1

    He’s so stuck in real estate that he imagines everyone is working on commission

  • @marvinmartin4692
    @marvinmartin4692 Před měsícem +1

    The dentist drill made a point! I’ll tell you what you want to hear! Just put the drill away!

  • @breezyveezy
    @breezyveezy Před měsícem +1

    Correction: If the advice is coming from an Orlando lawyer, the personal injury would most likely occur in a Publix, not a Piggly Wiggly. The nearest Piggly Wiggly to Orlando is over 200 miles away in the Panhandle, and we don’t like to acknowledge that that’s even the same state.
    Also, Dan Newlin is not a good representation of Orlando. We don’t claim him.

  • @leannevandekew1996
    @leannevandekew1996 Před měsícem +5

    Matt Gaetz must have misunderstood when he was told people use Venmo to make minor purchases.

  • @Jaxck77
    @Jaxck77 Před měsícem +4

    Here in Seattle ChickFila has been Hate Chicken for at least a decade.

  • @chrissiebawn9357
    @chrissiebawn9357 Před měsícem

    The DONUT. Thank you.That's all folks! LOVE 😀🤣❤🇨🇦🌍🕊🙏🖖

  • @pnarco
    @pnarco Před měsícem +1

    Yeah, he thinks that it's 'holy chicken' cuz every time he waddles into one of those places, the employees mutter to themselves 'Jesus... Christ...'.

  • @user-db6wv4rd9m
    @user-db6wv4rd9m Před měsícem +4

    Isn’t Chick-Fil-a the Anti-LGBTQ fast food franchise?

    • @HellsShade
      @HellsShade Před měsícem +4

      Yes, since i have Lgbtq family. They kept me informed on them funding anti-lgbtq policies. I refuse to go .

    • @autoimmunitycurse
      @autoimmunitycurse Před měsícem

      Yes, the policy in drive-thru was to f*** up order and dine in refuse service. If you refused, you would never be promoted because you would fail "vetting".

  • @flockofone9214
    @flockofone9214 Před měsícem +1

    Pence being called the lords chicken made me laugh out loud.

  • @blairbrown4812
    @blairbrown4812 Před měsícem

    0:48-0:50
    For a split second, I was almost prepared to swear on a stack of Bibles that Seth had said, "Former president chump."

  • @Munchy421
    @Munchy421 Před měsícem +4

    I went to a Chick-fil-A once about 20 years ago, and found out they were closed because it was a Sunday. I've never had another opportunity to go there since. really disappointing.

    • @stanleyhape8427
      @stanleyhape8427 Před měsícem +2

      You haven't missed anything. It's a overhyped, overpriced chicken pickle bun sandwich.

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Před měsícem +7

    When the metal detector enthusiast sells the valuable ancient coins for a lot of money, then getting a girlfriend would be much easier.

  • @williamkittler
    @williamkittler Před 26 dny +1

    Well… to be fair, Seth, Trump is used to asking his guests from his casinos if they were getting rich and they always answered enthusiastically “YEAH!” as well! So, he’s just used to getting that type of answer.

  • @richardkeller4892
    @richardkeller4892 Před měsícem +1

    Where I am Chick fil-A has delivery on Sundays, but no dine-in. However there are much better chicken sandwich options.

  • @freda2758
    @freda2758 Před měsícem +4

    I'm embarrassed to see those Chick-fil-A employees, smiling and agreeing with Trump's BS. I know everyone wants to be on video, but why sell your soul?

    • @resileaf9501
      @resileaf9501 Před měsícem +3

      Most likely were forced to agree with everything he said by their bosses.

    • @freda2758
      @freda2758 Před měsícem +3

      @@resileaf9501 No minimum wage job is worth that.

  • @e137enfingers5
    @e137enfingers5 Před měsícem +9

    Chick-fil-A may be "The Lord's Chicken" ..but Popeyes is "Da Lawwwds Chicken!"

  • @johnnycashew9101
    @johnnycashew9101 Před měsícem +1

    The metal detector joke would have killed in the 80s
    Is that writer's nickname asbestos?

  • @Drew-bc7zj
    @Drew-bc7zj Před měsícem +7

    "Everyone's getting rich, right?" - Donald Trump, inadvertently admitting that the economy isn't as bad as he's been saying. OOPS!!!

  • @candidaprout560
    @candidaprout560 Před měsícem

    You are the best 👏👏👏👏👏👏😂😂😂

  • @corydunn1269
    @corydunn1269 Před měsícem

    Correction: the chick fil a Don Poorleane visited was at 875 Martin Luther King Jr Dr. in Atlanta. A quick search of the location and job postings, the front of house team members (likely who Tangerine Palpatine was talking to), make $9/hr minimum.
    He's a real weird chicken nuggy.

  • @dmh123c
    @dmh123c Před měsícem +1

    They're called detectorists

  • @gene1962
    @gene1962 Před měsícem +2

    When they operate on a toll road at a rest stop should they have to be open on a Sunday? I think yes.

  • @TugbaAbdullah-su3rd
    @TugbaAbdullah-su3rd Před měsícem +103

    Nothing is as strong as AMV33X and nobody can have any influence on that. In crucial times where we can't even know what to believe and which mechanism is being pulled to manipulate us I think it is very welcome that these guys made their move

    • @solvseus
      @solvseus Před měsícem +1

      SPAM!!!

    • @valtonen77
      @valtonen77 Před měsícem +1

      These heavy duty diapers are best value for your money.

  • @danboyd2725
    @danboyd2725 Před měsícem +1

    That's why the DMV is the Lord's DMV for being closed on Sunday.

  • @tonik6123
    @tonik6123 Před měsícem

    My dude in the back at chick fil is not impressed with Drump 😂😂