Matt Gaetz and Lauren Boebert Support Trump at Hush Money Trial
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- Seth addresses Republican representatives Matt Gaetz and Lauren Boebert accompanying Trump to court in his hush money trial, Uber announcing "Uber Shuttle" and more in his monologue for Thursday, May 16.
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Boebert's kid is in court, and apparently she doesn't show up or care. Great mother.
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The oreo/Star Wars joke got me !
"These are not the Oreos you are looking for" 👀
@@krisfrederick5001 😂
Me too. When it comes to Star Wars, I'm pretty Hasidic about it: I reject anything after Return of the Jedi.
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Tyler Boebert attended court by himself. His not-mother-of-the-year would support Trump rather than him.
I probably shouldn't ask, but I'm too curious now.
@@ShovelChef He went on a crime spree with his gang, breaking into cars, stealing credit cards, false identity to use it, plus underage sex tape with a member of his gang, plus being a father at 17 years-old.
And she didn't show up... I don't even know if that makes it worse. I've become so numb.
@@SpaceForceCommander Family values indeed
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I love the Trumpledforeskin cosplay suits & ties.
The Red Tie Of Courage
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I suspect Boebert is convinced she's just one arm's length away for a Veep offer.
She’s got a lot to offer Trump when he’s sitting down.
I so wish that Trump would pick bobert or Marjorie Taylor Greene
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She feels her chances slipping out of her hand… and then back into it… and then back out again, and so on
No, it’s within a nubbin’s reach 🤭
2:19 CORRECTION- It's Bachelorette!!!!!! I THINK YOU NEED GLASSES SETH 😂
He probably has glasses but refuses to wear them 😒
I bet Wally wrote it wrong on the card out of jealousy. Bachelor-et tu, Wally?
@@readhoffman6578 Wally got alot of crap for pulling that mustache out of nowhere
Facts
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Dead on about the Star Wars franchise. I still haven't gotten around to the last two.
Now excuse me while I go powder my rash with some Johnson's...
People will like whatever trilogy they saw first the most. It’s just psychology.
Objectively, 1-3 were about the same as 4-6. They both have strong points and weak ones. You do get to add credit to ones that come out later and have better CGI, as your goal is to view the entire finished product as a whole. Not to isolate out whatever you like in particular about your favorite.
7-9 jump the shark a bit, in terms of retconning and odd story choices. Environments get large and desolate as well, rather than large and crowded like 1-3. Everything is small scale in 4-6.
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2:14 I can’t believe Seth flubbed something as simple as bachelorette, instead saying bachelor. Perhaps the two week hiatus is coming just in time.
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I’m willing to bet that last joke wasn’t written by someone who was a kid when the prequels came out
Yeah...but at some point you really should develop enough taste for competent cinema that you don't delude yourself anymore.
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Dye to the Day Drinking segments, I was under the impression that Wild Turkeys were common in Brooklyn....
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It’s incredible- MTG and others pushed an oversight and accountability committee meeting until 8pm, and proceeded to debate parliamentary issues for the majority of the 3.5hr meeting
Can I say that I find that hard to believe? I would suspect that catty remarks about eyelashes, and childish "I will never apologise" statements would be more her speed.
@@sherinameless1618 I apologize, you’re absolutely correct- it was the parliamentary inquiries and motions to strike her words from the record from the other side of the aisle that initiated the parliamentary debate. It was quite a sight to see in person.
@@harrisonmayotte7062 Wow, you witnessed that in person? You must have nerves of steel, because watching a 5-minute clip on TV made me want to smash something.
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Then after her petty appearance attacks on others, that she can’t take whenever it’s dished back to her, the pubes cut off allowing any debate for the first time in 70 years. 🙄
1:43 I got my emotional support turkey on my 1/2 birthday - well done. Perfect.🎉
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Guy quit drinking so no more 'Wild Turkey' on a walk.
Cold turkey.
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Haha so true about Star Wars 😂
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Seth dunks Star Wars joke
In blue milk?
We love your show seth meyers
He told the turkey, "Now remember, If you don't stay by my side then you know what happens on thanksgiving day will include you at the table but not on a chair, right?"
Love that Oreos/Star Wars analogy!😁🤣🤪
Hannibal Lecter(played by Brian Cox) first appeared in Manhunter in 1986
All of this late night shows got me staying up till 5am and this is now my 6th Ice cream sandwich.
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Back away from the cold treats..hot summer ahead..save them
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I doubt beavis will ever see his day in court, but BOBO just missed her criminal son's court date.
Good stuff, thanks.
That Star Wars Oreo joke is spot on! 😂
CORRECTION: If the turkey is on a leash, it's not wild
I should plan to attend a show live do I can be the only one cackling at a joke. The Black Friday joke cracked me up. :)
It's fun to go in person. I wouldn't want to do it over and over, but I went once to see Seth and once to see Colbert. Give it a try. And it's free!
Oh that last joke was jackel bait. Waiting for the star wars commentary in 3..2..1
You know, I watch the other LN guys a fair amount, but I always catch up with Seth. ❤
"a wild turkey in a leash" wouldn't be wild would it?
It could be. Leashes don't magically tame birds.
I don't think you know what 'wild' means.
It would certainly be at least a bit miffed.
Um, Correction! If the turkey was a “wild” animal then it wouldn’t be on a leash as an emotional support turkey like a “domesticated” animal.
Seth is the Comedic Genie in a Bottle.
CORRECTION : is it a wild turkey if it's on a leash?
Yoooo prequels were good
Does the Brooklyn guy with the turkey work in the Graphics Department?
Taking a lot of breaks isn't what makes John Oliver win the Emmys. You don't have to try to copy that part.
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Beetlejuice! 😂
Who is Jason Palmer?
Can't be a wild turkey if it's on a leash, Seth.
How dare you the prequels are great
While it would be court practice for Gaetz, his colleagues would be there not for moral support, but for morals indictment.
After the original trilogy, people were dunking on Star Wars like Oreos.
Oreos should go back to using the correct amount of filling, the regulars now look like the thins, instead of worrying about packaging. If sales are down and they need some fancy Star Wars image to boost sales, maybe the reason is the shrink-flation on the filling.
Golden Bachelor-ETTE, Seth.
Sure must be hard working that 2 day/week schedule you got going on there Seth.
Oh.....excuse me its Memorial Day weekend coming up so naturally you need to start on Wednesday.
I'm sure you're exhausted after that 2 month strike
There were only 4 jump cuts in your clip, not 5.
That Oreo/Star Wars analogy is really spot-on…
Correction: you said Golden Bachelor and it was Golden Bachelorette. I wouldn't be excited by an old guy
You said "bachelor" instead of "bachelorette" lmao
Boo Boo supports Yogi in his hush moany trial!
Gosh, even his facial expressions are starting to look like trump!
Emotional support turkey for a human turkey..
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That's the best analogy for the Star Wars trilogies ever!
You give Trump too much credit. There's no way he knows that Hannibal Lechter is a recurring character
Okay apparently this is the only way to talk to Seth 😂 and I’ll add the word corrections so he sees it. First off, that bit about Kinkos and the perverts was hilarious, don’t strike it from your standup! Secondly, male ballet dancers are not called ballerinas. You need to correct the correction.
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I saw a guy with Wild Turkey on the street the other day
Strikes me that I haven't sern "Ya Burnt!" lately. You could do a whole GOP ladies version.
The writers killed it with one
Seth, a turkey is either wild or domesticated. I have never met an emotional support turkey that was wild. That just wouldn’t work
If it was on a leash, it wouldn't be a wild turkey, it would be a domestic one. Especially if it was working as an emotional support turkey.
1:45 I Mean if they invent passanger trains too the US might actually have public transport.
"Invent" passenger trains???
Pretty sure we can leave that one to the inventor...we'll continue using the ones they invented...
Is the rest of the planet as dense as you are?
It’s pretty Wild that most people’s “emotional support Turkey” is in a bottle.
My husband said we "had to watch" A Closer Look before we can watch Corrections. What has our life become? My only note tonight is to quit while you're ahead on the Bernie impressions, champ...
Country over party! Vote 🗳️ people!
Wait, how would it be a wild one if it's a leashed emotional support turkey? Like, if you're going to have a leashed wild turkey, you gotta worry about the neck of the bottle breaking.
In this case, I think Wild Turkey describes the species. The domestic turkey is a very different bird.
@@canadaclaret Well, all Wild Turkey is produced domestically in the US as far as I know. ...Kentucky, right?
And unrelatedly to jokes about bourbon, if that's the distinction they were going for then it's actually even weirder to specify it was a wild turkey.
If we're talking taxonomically rather than training-wise then the domestic turkey (Meleagris gallopavo domesticus) is a subspecies of the wild turkey (Meleagris gallopavo). Since all domestic turkeys ARE wild turkeys, leaning into how it was a wild turkey only really distinguishes it from the ocellated turkey - a native of the Yucatan Peninsula that nobody would have been thinking of.
So... basically the only situation where it's not weird to call it wild (either due to being actively contradictory with the joke or just weirdly specific in a way that isn't helpful to anyone) is if it's bourbon.
i heard enough whining about the Star Wars prequels back when i was six years old, thank you very much
CORRECTION : Seth said "Golden Bachelor" and then talked about "Golden Bachelorette" ... Bachelor flubs, Bachelor flubs... said Bachelor instead of Bachelorette, it's a Bachelor flub... Bachelor flub.... Bachelor flub.
You jackal!
Hello!
It's a disgrace any of them represent anyone in the United States, Imagine having Matt Gaetz and Lauren Boebert in your corner. WELL that oughta do it! 😂
“I just heard that imitation is the greatest form of flattery, so now all you losers have to dress like me.”
When members of Congress travel to NY and sit through the trial, who pays them? If I were American, I'd be pissed at the blatant waste of taxpayers money to support personal agendas.
Wow, proof the writers are old is hating on the prequels
There are some real whackos in the GQP House! 😵💫
Old people jokes aren’t funny anymore.
Revenge of the Sith is fantastic, Seth.
I wonder if Gaetz' mom had a natural birth. If so, bravo.
Well, the Star Wars cookie joke was funny
Walmart Black Friday hasn’t been that kind of crazy in almost 10 years. Ever since that kid was trampled in New York a decade ago upon opening the front doors, Walmart no longer lock the doors and has people build up outside. Even stores that aren’t 24 hours will become 24 hours a day before Black Friday. People allowed to Roman side form lines behind products they want to buy and then they’re given tickets. so if you show up late, your determination and aggressiveness will not get you an item you’re therefore, if you didn’t show up on time to get your ticket. There hasn’t been a tramp or a serious incident in almost a decade. Especially now that they do their sales online the day before the event. They don’t even call it Black Friday anymore. It’s called “the event day.”
Guess both Gaetz and Bobert were trying to lay the groundwork for when Gaetz will have to talk about sex trafficing and Bobert about public indecency. Can't hurt to have the POTUS backing you when you go to trial.
Drumpf will not show up for any debate. Just wait and see.
The Star Wars Oreo joke landed pretty well, at least in this house.
Did I have to watch all the sequels to Star Wars to catch that lame joke? Sorry, sequels are just plain plain and I don't like... _PLAIN!_
Really Seth? Airplane cannibal jokes. You are tearing Joe Biden apart inside. Alone in the oval, thinking about his uncle being torn to shreds in a blender by some cannibals and then microwaved and served with eggs! Stop it Seth!
Lot of blenders and microwaves to be found in the jungles of Papua New Guinea during WW2??
Calling a monologue "the monologue" is a bit like a restaurant calling its proteins "proteins" on the menu. True, but awkward and unappealing.
He’s joking-it’s part of a bit-he’s a comedian-alert the press-sheesh 😂
@@Lisa-vb3gn That's not part of a bit.
correction! if someone owned the turkey, it would be a domesticated turkey, not a wild turkey
If I buy a wild animal, and put it in a cage, how does that make it domesticated?
What losers.
The mob bosses goony come see the made man in court......lol
The saddest part of all of this is that after it's too late, you will be saying, "Well, I did my best to warn the nation. I sounded the alarm and described what was happening. But now it's happened, and I no longer can speak." Did you look for solutions? "I told people to vote". Did they? "Not enough of them". Why didn't they vote? "I don't know."
Teump is going to get off Scott Free.
First, that's a new one
5th
They should be indicted and on trial like OJ.
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I wish Biden was me for just today. He'd do a press conference and say: "Hey, Mr. Trump... the Dow Jones hit 40 thousand today. And it still means nothing, you dom bass." and then just walk away taking no questions, just like _he_ did when the Dow hit 30k as if it mattered to something.