Trump Claims He Could End Ukraine War by Pressuring Ukrainians to Give Land to Russia

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  • @EnglishTeacher-ez1bo
    @EnglishTeacher-ez1bo Před měsícem +214

    What do Denmark, Switzerland, and Norway have in common? All three have a mixed economy which emphasises the rights and well being of their citizens. They are very happy where they are.

    • @MKR5210
      @MKR5210 Před měsícem

      SOCIALISM, THE 2ND GREAT EVIL AFTER COMMUNISM
      I'm just waiting for the Retrumputins to speak the quiet part out loud and suggest SERFDOM would be advantageous to the poor people 🤦

    • @andy21475
      @andy21475 Před měsícem +10

      also predominantly white

    • @cmuller1441
      @cmuller1441 Před měsícem +3

      A message from Switzerland: this is B.S.

    • @wendigo53
      @wendigo53 Před měsícem

      They're all originally part of Russia, and Putin will come for them next?

    • @CorePathway
      @CorePathway Před měsícem +2

      They are countries the size of small US states. Not everything scales up.

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Před měsícem +1067

    If Trump wants to spend 27 years in prison to be like Mandela, then I’m okay with that.

  • @bob-zi1eb
    @bob-zi1eb Před měsícem +108

    0:59 why on earth would they? Norway has subsidized health care and tuition free universities. Switzerland also has tuition free universities, Denmark has universal health care and tuition free universities, Maybe that explains it?

    • @larsv6144
      @larsv6144 Před měsícem +20

      Plus these countries always score in the top 10 of the happiest countries, best countries to live, best education systems, best health care systems, free education, etc. etc.

    • @michellewilson2995
      @michellewilson2995 Před měsícem

      No, because those countries don't have as much poor brown and black people. That's why Trump want them to come.

  • @leenacloudberry8049
    @leenacloudberry8049 Před měsícem +379

    As a Dane, I’m surprised Trump considers us a “nice country”; besides us being horrific communists, I remember him being very upset with our prime minister after she called his offer to buy Greenland from us “absurd”. And he even cancelled his visit to Denmark! #sosad #tremendouslysad #bigstrongguysad #sadderthanthefamiliesofallthosedeadbirdsunderthewindmills

    • @karenm2334
      @karenm2334 Před měsícem +46

      You were quite fortunate to have him skip your country.

    • @la_belle_heaulmiere
      @la_belle_heaulmiere Před měsícem +42

      That’s probably because he can’t remember exactly which country Greenland is affiliated with in Europe.

    • @annphillips1086
      @annphillips1086 Před měsícem +48

      @@karenm2334 Sadly he did turn up in ours, and body-blocked the Queen after keeping her waiting. Manners of a... not-gentleman.

    • @andrewflowers6794
      @andrewflowers6794 Před měsícem

      Trump is ignorant enough to think all Danes are white and blonde. He doesn't like Denmark as much as he hates brown people.

    • @Siilwa
      @Siilwa Před měsícem +45

      First of all, love your hashtags 😂 Secondly, he keeps mentioning the nordic countries when he talks about the sort of immigrants he wants for ...some reason (racism) but doesn't seem to understand that the four happiest countries on earth are all nordic countries with norway trailing behind... in 7th place 😅 Nobody from here wants to move to the hellhole that is the US right now.

  • @cmuller1441
    @cmuller1441 Před měsícem +144

    You can end the war by surrendering and giving the others what they want. What a negotiator!

    • @wendigo53
      @wendigo53 Před měsícem +23

      For sure. Much as he likes spending other people's money, he wants to give away other countries' land.

    • @EhEhEhEINSTEIN
      @EhEhEhEINSTEIN Před měsícem +13

      The "art" of the "deal"

    • @alexanderbrown4250
      @alexanderbrown4250 Před měsícem

      ​@@wendigo53and he takes land from American citizens to build his useless, falling down wall. Hmmm.... taking private property for a public purpose.... Communism?

    • @loriroy3492
      @loriroy3492 Před měsícem +6

      He thinks he’s such a genius, knowing more than even the experts. Unfortunately, his cult just believes it to be true!

    • @psychonautpupildiallater7734
      @psychonautpupildiallater7734 Před měsícem

      Ukraine has lost, it’s either negotiate or be destroyed……..f’n refards……smh
      🤡👍

  • @Joris0815
    @Joris0815 Před měsícem +173

    Greetings from Norway, I wouldnt dream of living in the US, in the current political climate I wouldnt even want to visit 90% of the states

    • @freedomlife3623
      @freedomlife3623 Před měsícem +30

      Same here, I am just live next to US. 🇨🇦

    • @MrBushy1952
      @MrBushy1952 Před měsícem +15

      Yes, see my remarks, where I mention the high contentment for Danes, despite high taxation. And similar remarks apply to Norway, which is one of the richest nations on Earth, and getting richer.

    • @bobsbuurgers3714
      @bobsbuurgers3714 Před měsícem

      You believe what you see on t.v.... Thats the problem. 90% of the country isn't like Trump or D.C. literally. Grow up. That's like saying I wont visit Germany cuz of Hitler. Thats dumb.

    • @Eddie-ud4bb
      @Eddie-ud4bb Před měsícem +11

      I left the US a few years back. Don't miss the stress at all. They do it to themselves

    • @dolores2716
      @dolores2716 Před měsícem +14

      I was born here and now retired. I used to want to travel the whole country at this time of life, but now there is a growing list of states I don't want to set foot in.

  • @rosesmith6925
    @rosesmith6925 Před měsícem +72

    Maybe we should just GIVE TEXAS BACK TO MEXICO TOO! Problem solved 🤯🤯

    • @wendigo53
      @wendigo53 Před měsícem

      He's going to sell Hawaii to China, to fund his Greenland expansion.

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 Před měsícem +15

      And they have to keep Ted Cruz or the deal is off!

    • @rosesmith6925
      @rosesmith6925 Před měsícem +6

      @@sherinameless1618, good point!

    • @miragegrey4177
      @miragegrey4177 Před měsícem +9

      And Alaska to Russia?

    • @elgur4512
      @elgur4512 Před měsícem

      You don't need to.
      We Mexicans have invaded the whole US already

  • @dianagross8784
    @dianagross8784 Před měsícem +94

    Someone should tell MTG that the epicenter of the earthquake was Trump's Bedminster golf club. Ivana is pissed off!

  • @monikas9795
    @monikas9795 Před měsícem +103

    Absolutely not interested in migrating to the US from Switzerland, thank you.

    • @nerfherder4284
      @nerfherder4284 Před měsícem +3

      Pretty unnecessary comment tbh. For the record we are good with European thanks, we have plenty.

    • @RobertSaxy
      @RobertSaxy Před měsícem

      Ok ok but how do you feel about me migrating there? Asking for a friend

    • @ProMainMan
      @ProMainMan Před měsícem

      Who is asking?

    • @TheOldHippiebilly
      @TheOldHippiebilly Před měsícem +5

      I don't blame you. I wouldn't, either.

    • @therealhiesenberg2731
      @therealhiesenberg2731 Před měsícem +4

      For sure. No need to leave paradise for hell.

  • @andrewsewell1518
    @andrewsewell1518 Před měsícem +39

    Isnt pressuring Ukraine to give land to Russia exactly what Russia is doing?

    • @diegoflores9237
      @diegoflores9237 Před měsícem

      Russia already took the land trump is talking about. Trump is right. Ukraine as the loser has to concede some things when negotiations come.

    • @aWOKEn1445
      @aWOKEn1445 Před měsícem +1

      Bingo!💙💙💙

  • @brainjesustree4475
    @brainjesustree4475 Před měsícem +88

    Why are no immigrants coming from nice countries like Switzerland or Norway?
    Well what do you think? Because they don't want to downgrade.

    • @ingridakerblom7577
      @ingridakerblom7577 Před měsícem +9

      Exactly. I wouldn't put my foot on murican soil, even if I was paid to do so..

    • @iyamwhatiyam547
      @iyamwhatiyam547 Před měsícem

      Geesh...
      Many Central and South American countries are in political and economic upheaval. Migrants are coming to the USA to flee violence and -0- opportunity. They pick our crops, clean our hotels, and do the backbreaking work that Americans wont do.

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      @Ducky69247 Před měsícem +2

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      @nimrodery Před měsícem

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  • @twalrus1
    @twalrus1 Před měsícem +41

    Trump would negotiate between a bear and a deer by asking the deer to give up one of it's legs....for peace.

  • @bocawilliams9200
    @bocawilliams9200 Před měsícem +11

    I love Seth and the Lonely Island but getting through that bit with them was PAINFUL!

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 Před měsícem +1

      Maybe things will be better once they recover from the eclipse and write some jokes or something.

  • @nightowl6260
    @nightowl6260 Před měsícem +52

    That was his deal with Putin all along. He distanced from NATO was going to say Ukraine was a European problem.

  • @arisrayden
    @arisrayden Před měsícem +111

    as a swiss person i laugh at the idea of moving to the USA, we have higher quality of life in almost every category and we pay less in taxes. they'd have to offer me like 5x my salary to even start to think about it

    • @dragongirl89115
      @dragongirl89115 Před měsícem +23

      As an American I can't even begin to think why someone from those countries would want to move here. also, gotta love how Trump is totally fine with immigration from countries with high populations of white people. Can't have any of those Mexicans though.

    • @arisrayden
      @arisrayden Před měsícem

      @@dragongirl89115 yeah trump is like the most obvious covert racist and narcissist there is.
      its also really sad considering the nobel ideas the USA was founded on,

    • @MrBushy1952
      @MrBushy1952 Před měsícem

      Of course, but Trump, being one of the most ignorant of assholes, would never know That the Swiss and Scandinavians are among the most contented and well off people on Earth - Socialist, or more correctly, Social Democracies. A concept that the GOP is so misinformed about.

    • @bobsbuurgers3714
      @bobsbuurgers3714 Před měsícem

      How does that cope taste?

    • @JohnDoe-jh5yr
      @JohnDoe-jh5yr Před měsícem

      As a lemur in a tree, the fruit up here sucks.

  • @HarlanDaleAbsher
    @HarlanDaleAbsher Před měsícem +55

    How do we still live in a world where people think earthquakes and eclipses are signs from otherworldly creatures?

    • @annalieff-saxby568
      @annalieff-saxby568 Před měsícem +25

      Poor education and lead poisoning.

    • @rickl5596
      @rickl5596 Před měsícem

      Surely that only happens in the most backwards of countries right...just a sec....yep, just checked, it's definitely only in the most backwards of countries....

    • @LyonsM
      @LyonsM Před měsícem +8

      Exactly education?? What education?? Lmao

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 Před měsícem +6

      How do we still live in a reality where Marjery Greene can claim that eclipses mean that she is righteous, and other people are evil?

    • @LolaLaRue-sq6jm
      @LolaLaRue-sq6jm Před měsícem +1

      Because religion poisons EVERYTHING.

  • @TheNzFox
    @TheNzFox Před měsícem +198

    I'm so tired of hearing about trump, not because I think people shouldn't be reporting about him, but because him an his cronies are a constant reminder that the worse that you treat others the more you enrich yourself and become immune to the law.

    • @hanburgundy4317
      @hanburgundy4317 Před měsícem +11

      Hey, we should start a company together and split the profits! I'll be the boss, don't worry about that, though; we're a team. Just work as hard as you can and keep improving for years; I'll give you more responsibilities and keep putting more on your plate. Here's your hourly rate - I'm going on vacation.

  • @markmarshall5214
    @markmarshall5214 Před měsícem +46

    It's OK America, Trump says you'll only have to give up 8 southern states to Mexico when they invade you....

    • @EuroMaidanWasAnInsurrection
      @EuroMaidanWasAnInsurrection Před měsícem

      Is Mexico more powerful than us Americans? No? Didn't think so. Russia is pot committed and will wait this out 50 years if needed and bleed us trillions. Ukraine is not our responsibility.

    • @ChoppedCheeese
      @ChoppedCheeese Před měsícem +6

      Texas was theirs anyway 🤷‍♂️

    • @MarcKloos
      @MarcKloos Před měsícem +2

      He'd has to build a new border wall then

    • @thomicrisler9855
      @thomicrisler9855 Před měsícem +4

      They can have Florida? 🤷

  • @Milaaq302
    @Milaaq302 Před měsícem +29

    There's no examples in recent history to say that capitulating and handing territory to a dictator ends poorly... are there?

    • @larsgutsein3910
      @larsgutsein3910 Před měsícem +1

      Not the last time that I Czeched.

    • @seb1554
      @seb1554 Před měsícem

      I don’t think this is the same situation. Ukraine was part of the soviet union about 30 years ago so it’s more complicated than you make out. The people in the occupied territories literally speak Russian

    • @DeborahLokken-yz1bg
      @DeborahLokken-yz1bg Před měsícem +1

      People in Canada and the USA speak English.The people in Ukraine including Crimea voted to become independant.

    • @richizzle39
      @richizzle39 Před měsícem

      @@seb1554 using that reasoning the US should actually be apart of the UK because we were once apart of the UK. And if the UK came back and asked us to be apart of their country we should absolutely hand it back over to them without even bothering to remember that we fought a war to gain our independence? Like Ffs you’re braindead 🤣

    • @SgtKaneGunlock
      @SgtKaneGunlock Před měsícem

      @@seb1554 oh so its ok to murder a bunch of people and steal their land because you colonized them in the past is what you meant to say right ?

  • @timgosling6189
    @timgosling6189 Před měsícem +124

    The difference is that Mandela went to prison and then became President.

    • @LyonsM
      @LyonsM Před měsícem

      And Trump was a president who’s going to prison.

    • @annakingry9157
      @annakingry9157 Před měsícem

      Mandela went to prison for insisting on voters' rights. Trump is totally opposed to a free and fair vote by all citizens.

    • @stuartdickson6251
      @stuartdickson6251 Před měsícem +5

      🤪😎

    • @SweetLotusDreams
      @SweetLotusDreams Před měsícem

      Mandela was fighting against an obvious oppression. Trump is only fighting the demons in his head.

    • @rheemamitcheltree5853
      @rheemamitcheltree5853 Před měsícem +2

      😂😂😂

  • @tedthomas3436
    @tedthomas3436 Před měsícem +41

    That is the same thing a lot of people thought, since he wouldn't say it publicly. How will he pressure Ukraine to give land to Russia??? The man is twisted!

    • @EuroMaidanWasAnInsurrection
      @EuroMaidanWasAnInsurrection Před měsícem

      Simple. You tell Ukraine they have to agree to neutrality, and recognize Kherson, Zap, the Donbas, Crimea and Sevastopol as part of Russia. Ukriane then gets EU membership.
      And if Ukraine refuses those terms Trump can simply pull our support and we can watch Europe scramble to make up the difference.
      Most people don't have basic understanding on this war. It's Iraq WMD all over again.

    • @diegoflores9237
      @diegoflores9237 Před měsícem

      Ukraine isn't giving Russia anything. Russia already took it. It's in Russias control

    • @Ducky69247
      @Ducky69247 Před měsícem +11

      He couldn't pressure Ukraine to turn up votes for his campaign, why does he think he'd be able to convince them to give up part of their country? Russia hasn't been able to convince them to give up part of their country!

    • @tedthomas3436
      @tedthomas3436 Před měsícem +6

      @@Ducky69247 Exactly!! Good point!!

    • @Maphisto86
      @Maphisto86 Před měsícem

      @@Ducky69247 I mean, doesn’t Trump have some leverage though? He could instruct the GOP in congress to withhold military aid. That would be a boss move right? 😏 . . . 😑 /s

  • @TheDanishGuyReviews
    @TheDanishGuyReviews Před měsícem +215

    "If there's one thing Truth Social users hate it's ..." I was sure that sentence was going to end with "black people".

    • @mandyharewood886
      @mandyharewood886 Před měsícem +5

      I assure you, the feeling is mutual. I just can't stand......fools!

    • @malervik4176
      @malervik4176 Před měsícem

      the new president...czcams.com/video/VSfdzVhhcWo/video.html

    • @isaiahtoolegit
      @isaiahtoolegit Před měsícem +8

      @@mandyharewood886😅 don’t hate me

    • @LyonsM
      @LyonsM Před měsícem

      @@mandyharewood886so are you saying out loud that you think Black people are fools?? If so, how ignorant and racist of you. It no, my apologies. SMH

    • @LyonsM
      @LyonsM Před měsícem

      @@isaiahtoolegitexactly, what??

  • @sherinameless1618
    @sherinameless1618 Před měsícem +618

    Trump could have ended WWII by pressuring Europe to give up the territory known as Europe.

    • @alswedgin9274
      @alswedgin9274 Před měsícem +17

      Hahaa; you got it 😆

    • @acmelka
      @acmelka Před měsícem +28

      He literally said 'he could have negotiated world war 2.

    • @malervik4176
      @malervik4176 Před měsícem

      czcams.com/video/VSfdzVhhcWo/video.html

    • @Drew-bc7zj
      @Drew-bc7zj Před měsícem +19

      Not could have; WOULD have.

    • @iyamwhatiyam547
      @iyamwhatiyam547 Před měsícem +20

      Stable Genius :) We R gonna miss that guy ...
      TFG4Prison2024toLife

  • @kennyn1992
    @kennyn1992 Před měsícem +46

    Trump daily says the US has effectively become a third world country and then wonders why the Europeans don't want to live there.

    • @lindasteinfl
      @lindasteinfl Před měsícem +3

      And people from actual 3rd world countries DO want to live here!

    • @clareshaughnessy2745
      @clareshaughnessy2745 Před měsícem +1

      @@lindasteinflsigh, sense the mood

    • @elliotbrent
      @elliotbrent Před měsícem +1

      And Slovenia!😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @AwakenedFromWoke
      @AwakenedFromWoke Před měsícem

      Is that why they’re rushing the border?

    • @TimboCanada
      @TimboCanada Před měsícem

      Given the chance, Trump will destroy America and turn it into a totally broken country like Russia and North Korea.

  • @alyssiakirkhart
    @alyssiakirkhart Před měsícem +30

    Only Trump would believe he can actually control Zelenskyy -- or Putin, for that matter.

    • @LolaLaRue-sq6jm
      @LolaLaRue-sq6jm Před měsícem

      You are a fool if you think Trump actually believes ANYTHING he says.

    • @justsaying14
      @justsaying14 Před měsícem

      He can barely control a glass of water with both of his (tiny) hands 🤦‍♂️

  • @tomblah
    @tomblah Před měsícem +160

    How about he give his own land and properties to Russia? Oh, wait..

    • @RiptornRory
      @RiptornRory Před měsícem

      Because the properties and land is moot when he's already sold his soul to Russia and other Communist-lead countries. But I get what you were doing there, just wanted to add a bit more onto it when you make a point that's as out of touch with reality as Rump is in general (given he's a nepo-baby to immigrant parents, so his entire life is a fraud).

    • @malervik4176
      @malervik4176 Před měsícem

      The new US President?.....czcams.com/video/VSfdzVhhcWo/video.html

    • @Jay-is2jy
      @Jay-is2jy Před měsícem +20

      If he regains power... next up is Alaska

    • @francisschreurs539
      @francisschreurs539 Před měsícem +14

      You 're totaly right, he gives what isn' t his own property or even his own money and takes what isn' t of himself or hasn 't earn himself by mostly lying, cheating and totaly being corrupt and a coward.

    • @Mondfischli
      @Mondfischli Před měsícem +5

      ​@@Jay-is2jy...or he'll take Greenland from NATO for outstanding payments 😂

  • @susan174
    @susan174 Před měsícem +11

    Turns out there around 20,000 earthquakes a year of moderate intensity around the globe. The 4.8 quake felt in NYC was a one in about 20,000 event.

  • @PedroConejo1939
    @PedroConejo1939 Před měsícem +33

    When I was younger, moving to the US was the goal of many people in the UK. I so rarely hear that these days. If anything, the flow across the Atlantic is in the other direction. I'm not sure if it yet counts as asylum-seeking, but maybe it's asylum-escaping.

  • @kiwiguy72
    @kiwiguy72 Před měsícem +11

    If MTG really wanted a sign from the earthquake in New Jersey, the epicentre was only 3 miles northwest of Trump's Bedminster golf course!

  • @Diamerald
    @Diamerald Před měsícem +10

    “Floridiots” is a term well suited to describe many in Florida.😳

    • @LolaLaRue-sq6jm
      @LolaLaRue-sq6jm Před měsícem +1

      Nearly all of them. I've lived there and I'm not lying.

    • @Diamerald
      @Diamerald Před měsícem

      @@LolaLaRue-sq6jm As have l! 😂😳🤪😂🤣💙💙💙💙

  • @Power_Prawnstar
    @Power_Prawnstar Před měsícem +35

    I'm from Australia, ya couldn't pay me to holiday in the US, never mind moving there 😂

    • @bobsbuurgers3714
      @bobsbuurgers3714 Před měsícem

      Likewise, we never asked you to come. Did we.... Lmfao😂 grow up

    • @MrBushy1952
      @MrBushy1952 Před měsícem +11

      Yes, this Kiwi would never go there either. All the mass shootings & other BS. I have enjoyed twice living and working in Australia though. In Sydney and Perth. A great country - preferable to the US anytime.

    • @annalieff-saxby568
      @annalieff-saxby568 Před měsícem

      Same here. I visited in the early 70s and it was ... interesting. I wouldn't go again. The USA is on the slippery slope to barbarism.

    • @billblake9665
      @billblake9665 Před měsícem +6

      I would like to leave here for the land down under my friend.

    • @annalieff-saxby568
      @annalieff-saxby568 Před měsícem +3

      ​@@bobsbuurgers3714Your Orange Lord and Master just did *exactly that!* Just how long _is_ your attention span?

  • @carabinercara
    @carabinercara Před měsícem +4

    I love that Andy got his eclipse glasses at the library-they have the SEAL (Solar Eclipse Activities for Libraries) logo on them! Support your local library and maybe you’ll see Andy Samberg there!

    • @sparkythancztwise
      @sparkythancztwise Před měsícem +1

      And that they were a "fashion choice" so libraries are *fashionable!*

  • @S.Shea2432
    @S.Shea2432 Před měsícem +54

    I'm suprised Trump didn't pick a fight with the Solar Eclipse.
    Oh, wait, He did when He glared right at it. But, It kept going, & going!! 🤣🤣

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 Před měsícem +2

      "It looked like The Ring! Samara came up to me and said sir 7 days..."

    • @blacknorthwind93
      @blacknorthwind93 Před měsícem +2

      Maybe it was to dark for him, so he didn't know which direction to stare at.

    • @dnrdufty
      @dnrdufty Před měsícem

      haha have you ever thoght about doing any stand up comedy? your hilarious zzzzz

    • @annphillips1086
      @annphillips1086 Před měsícem +1

      But if he hadn't intimidated it it would have lasted twice as long.

    • @S.Shea2432
      @S.Shea2432 Před měsícem +1

      @@dnrdufty, MAGA CRY baby you wouldn't know what HiLARIOUS was if it.......🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Sids1192
    @Sids1192 Před měsícem +14

    When is he going to suggest solving the border immigration issues by giving the southern states to Mexico? Actually, that could work.

    • @annphillips1086
      @annphillips1086 Před měsícem +3

      Oi, what did Mexico ever do to you?

    • @steve-sc1st
      @steve-sc1st Před měsícem +2

      You mean giving them "back" to Mexico

  • @kinglion2362
    @kinglion2362 Před měsícem +6

    This podcast will be unhinged. Mostly because ( Andy) And im ready for it 😂😂

  • @eschwarz1003
    @eschwarz1003 Před měsícem +5

    omg poor Frisbee the rat-dog. We love her

  • @poocrafter2
    @poocrafter2 Před měsícem +105

    Knowing Trump's poor history when it comes to making deals I for one support him trying to make this deal, because it would inevitably end up in Ukraine somehow acquiring more land than it previously had

    • @igavehimadollar3354
      @igavehimadollar3354 Před měsícem

      MAGA all the way yeah boy better tahn poopy and the drunk

    • @ingridakerblom7577
      @ingridakerblom7577 Před měsícem

      I'm not afraid if what trump will do. I'm afraid of what he won't do when Putin sees his chances.. bcs his no 1 fan is president. We will se putin overstep into Nato countries (more than he already is) & trump will do nothing about it. Forget article 5. Trump will demand countries to pay him personally..

    • @MKR5210
      @MKR5210 Před měsícem +7

      Doubt that, in fact I imagine it would result in him giving away Moldova to make the deal sweeter for Putin 🤨

    • @flackstar007
      @flackstar007 Před měsícem

      @@MKR5210 How it could potentially play out is Trump pushes for more land for Russia, and as a result it then galvanises Europe to finally stand united against Russia.
      With a United Europe behind Ukraine the tide of battle would turn against Russia who would be forced to either expand the conflict into WW3 or make concessions to Ukraine who by now would want formal restitution for all the damage Russia has done since the start of the invasion in 2014.
      America would not support Russia in a war against Europe (no matter how much Trump begs and pleads his own voter base), so the outcome would be a total loss for Russia.
      PS: Keep in mind Europe is military weak because it's has relied on America to be the long arm of it's authority since WW2, this allowed it's member states to focus on growing their economies free of major war time investments. So it would take an idiot like trump to ruin Americas ability to stand above a collective Europe to make such a blunder and see America lose the backing of the worlds biggest economic collective.

    • @olenasvitla5965
      @olenasvitla5965 Před měsícem

      You wrote “Ukraine somehow acquiring more land” - HOW??

  • @SimonMoon5
    @SimonMoon5 Před měsícem +6

    Actually, the first appearance of Aquaman in More Fun Comics #73 would be worth thousands of dollars. It also features the first appearance of Green Arrow.

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Před měsícem +103

    I’m shocked there are even 4 other Black Republicans!

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 Před měsícem +19

      3 of them are white guys with the last name Black.

    • @alswedgin9274
      @alswedgin9274 Před měsícem

      It's a testament on how ''group hack'' transcends race.. Just join the crowd of clowns ruled by a monkey whose leader is 'IT..

    • @HarlanDaleAbsher
      @HarlanDaleAbsher Před měsícem +8

      I wonder what it's like for them limping around with that gaping hole in their foot

    • @Terastas
      @Terastas Před měsícem +11

      David Xanatos once said that if you pay a man enough, he'll walk barefoot into Hell.
      He was only half-right. Some people only need to be PROMISED to be paid enough to do that.

    • @joachimschoder
      @joachimschoder Před měsícem +9

      Republicans: "I have a black friend"

  • @jameshatton3293
    @jameshatton3293 Před měsícem +42

    That's what we've said from the beginning. He would just give Russia what they unfairly wanted

    • @MrBushy1952
      @MrBushy1952 Před měsícem

      This is the man, of course, that said President Lincoln should avoided the US Civil War by negotiating with the slave owners.

  • @msjamesesq
    @msjamesesq Před měsícem +5

    The Aquaman joke was top tier. It didn't get nearly the reaction that it should have.

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Před měsícem +20

    Headline: Florida Man becomes Firefighter, wanted to show his “firehose”.

  • @kailalavender17
    @kailalavender17 Před měsícem +17

    They are so silly. I miss them on SNL.

  • @jacoi
    @jacoi Před měsícem +35

    😂 Trump is such a joke😂😂 luv from 🇦🇺

    • @LolaLaRue-sq6jm
      @LolaLaRue-sq6jm Před měsícem

      Only if you think FASCISM is funny.

    • @jacoi
      @jacoi Před měsícem

      @LolaLaRue-sq6jm first of I Never said it was funny. I said he was such a joke. A big difference In my country. I don't think he's funny at all. He is one dangerous diluted individual and I'm glad he's got nothing to do with Australia. good luck over there 😬

  • @shaneborg1640
    @shaneborg1640 Před měsícem +10

    So the podcast pitch at the end of closer look just doubled, huh?

  • @Cancun771
    @Cancun771 Před měsícem +22

    Slovenia is actually super nice, especially for motorcyclists. Just saying.

  • @endarkculi
    @endarkculi Před měsícem +8

    I'm honestly surprised that was what Trump suggested, instead of building a wall and making Russia pay for it.

  • @kevinflynn4519
    @kevinflynn4519 Před měsícem +6

    He could have ended the revolutionary War if they had only named more airports after him.

  • @mariasummermatter3997
    @mariasummermatter3997 Před měsícem +9

    Why Swiss people do not emigrate to the US today 🤣? I am Swiss. Smile. Because of guys like Donald Trump!😂 In fact five of our familymembers emigrated to the US in the 1950ths.

  • @user-jz7hm2gy8x
    @user-jz7hm2gy8x Před měsícem +7

    so his strategy is just give them what they want and stop making a fuss.

    • @SweetLotusDreams
      @SweetLotusDreams Před měsícem

      Thats called appeasement. We tried that with Hitler and look how that turned out. It only makes you look weak and if you offer them an inch they take a mile.

  • @clareshaughnessy2745
    @clareshaughnessy2745 Před měsícem +2

    Wow, the man’s a genius. Who would imagine you could end a conflict simply with a total capitulation and giving the invader everything they want? No wonder all his businesses have been so successful

  • @truetexan2011
    @truetexan2011 Před měsícem +1

    Holy cow Andy is super funny!!! Good lord my mouth hurts from laughing so much 😂😂

  • @mandyinseattle
    @mandyinseattle Před měsícem +6

    1:50 I believe it's "Floridiots."

  • @LyonsM
    @LyonsM Před měsícem +6

    Why would Trump want to force a sovereign country to give up any part of their land?? He doesn’t even want to give up “Mara Largo” and that’s in a state. SMH

  • @joseffort7749
    @joseffort7749 Před měsícem +5

    Actually Aquamans first appearance in More Fun Comics #73 could easily fetch over $100,000

    • @JamesCalbraith
      @JamesCalbraith Před měsícem

      Only if it was in mint or near-mint condition, of which there don't seem to be any in existence.

  • @johna1427
    @johna1427 Před měsícem +2

    Woa, and just when I thought Seth couldn’t get any braver, he goes hard at Aquaman. True courage. You go Seth!

  • @Terastas
    @Terastas Před měsícem +8

    Donald: "Dur... Duh... How come nobody comes here from nice countries?!"
    Me: "Because the countries are nice."
    Donald: "Huh?"
    Me: "So they don't want to leave."
    Donald: ". . . . ."
    Yes, ladies and gentlemen. That's how dumb he is.

  • @iamnotreal_kayla
    @iamnotreal_kayla Před měsícem +3

    I love that Frisbee has a post it note. Just so he doesn't forget.

  • @markmac2206
    @markmac2206 Před měsícem +8

    Even if he didnt look at this eclipse, that still means he didnt know until 7 years ago.

  • @Tracy81258
    @Tracy81258 Před měsícem +10

    Well we know who Neville Chamberlain was reincarnated as now.

  • @kumbaya69421
    @kumbaya69421 Před měsícem +6

    The last time Trump had something to do with zelensky, he got impeached. What is he going to try this time?

  • @EmilyEPorta
    @EmilyEPorta Před měsícem +5

    You really don't know how much good you do to our country stating proven facts. You soothe the knot in many people's throat about the trump menace and other negative issues, making these sad, scary facts, humorous.

  • @christinavuyk2026
    @christinavuyk2026 Před měsícem +1

    Is that bondage gear attached to the ceiling in the bottom right screen!?! 😂😂😂

    • @edvh88
      @edvh88 Před měsícem

      LOOKS LIKE!!! Good eye!

  • @garycpriestley
    @garycpriestley Před měsícem +21

    Correction: Aquaman debuted in More Fun Comics #73 (November 1941) and did not contain the frame shown in your sketch.

  • @KPVFarmer
    @KPVFarmer Před měsícem +15

    We don’t pressure our allies to appease Communists dictators!!! We are The USA, we defend our allies! 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇦

    • @Ducky69247
      @Ducky69247 Před měsícem

      ...wot?

    • @KPVFarmer
      @KPVFarmer Před měsícem

      @@Ducky69247 , Trump said if he was Prez he could end the war in Ukraine. When asked why, he admitted that he would pressure Ukraine to give up land to Putin.
      I don’t agree with that. I don’t think any American President in history or in the future should think that way either. Just Say’n 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇦

    • @olenasvitla5965
      @olenasvitla5965 Před měsícem +1

  • @Dr_1212
    @Dr_1212 Před měsícem +14

    Trump For Prison 2024

  • @douglascoonfield2525
    @douglascoonfield2525 Před měsícem +1

    So grateful that there’s finally a podcast for three to four men to tell us what they think about a television show.

    • @sparkythancztwise
      @sparkythancztwise Před měsícem

      More like: finally a podcast to share with fun *fans* what *four awesome professionals' experience was like* while *creating and enjoying collaboration* in the production of *SNL*

  • @DanielKlein23
    @DanielKlein23 Před měsícem +2

    So glad Andy Samberg finally took one of Seth's calls.

  • @michaelparks7177
    @michaelparks7177 Před měsícem +6

    Apparently, rump’s golf course was at the epicentre…
    …SP👀KY!!! 👻👻👻👻

    • @michaelparks7177
      @michaelparks7177 Před měsícem

      Putting on those glasses doesn’t affect your hearing…

  • @bovinityleak2066
    @bovinityleak2066 Před měsícem +3

    If someone broke into the house frisbee would not hesitate to protect everyone…. but you seth sir. Karma 🐶
    (Frisbee says that that andy trash talk about em with no push back has not gone unnoticed ).
    😅

  • @marym22
    @marym22 Před měsícem +1

    I sense the Pure dedication to the Pod. Love seeing Andy Samberg and Lonely Island.

  • @DanConducts
    @DanConducts Před měsícem +1

    Those are two great plays! So happy Seth had them on!

  • @ttburn6338
    @ttburn6338 Před měsícem +6

    Trump the "Dealmaker"! He would sell the US to Putin for less than 30 silver.

  • @johnjudge1698
    @johnjudge1698 Před měsícem +1

    Normally, I don't like ads promoting podcasts on my favorite artist's posts.
    But this worked.
    I'm gonna check it out.
    Seth is one of the ways I navigate life. I'm on board.

  • @Roberto_79
    @Roberto_79 Před měsícem

    I could end my next fight by lying on the ground and waiting for the referee to count to 10…😂

  • @mrfoxgamer4202
    @mrfoxgamer4202 Před měsícem +5

    Seeing hosts of that podcast together confirmed that id rather go deaf and blind than check it out.

  • @startingQB
    @startingQB Před měsícem +3

    If you don't have pictures of the other 4 black Republicans, they don't exist. 😂

  • @andypatterson8679
    @andypatterson8679 Před měsícem +2

    Great, now we get to hear about this podcast after every video for the next two months

  • @xlnyc77
    @xlnyc77 Před měsícem +1

    This was about as funny as a Lonely Island Sketch

  • @theburningbox
    @theburningbox Před měsícem +3

    Oh God, another podcast for Seth to promote…
    Can’t wait for three years from now when he’s promoting Frisbee’s podcast.

  • @dilbertdoe601
    @dilbertdoe601 Před měsícem +7

    💙💛

  • @grammyallen6558
    @grammyallen6558 Před měsícem +1

    Finally, a podcast for 10 - 14 year old boys! Just what we needed.

    • @sparkythancztwise
      @sparkythancztwise Před měsícem

      Or, for 57 year old women with the heart and sensibilities of happy-go-lucky 10 -14 year old boys.

  • @hollylee8719
    @hollylee8719 Před měsícem

    great monologue! and quick clip...Lonely Island podcast sounds great. I'll check it out.

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Před měsícem +10

    It would have been funny if Trump needed a guide dog for his solar blindness, given his hatred of dogs. But most likely he would use his body man instead. After all, the body man already changes Stinky Don’s diaper.

  • @user-gj6np3gv7y
    @user-gj6np3gv7y Před měsícem +9

    If Ukraine has to give up land then America should give up Alaska. Lead by example.

    • @MrBushy1952
      @MrBushy1952 Před měsícem

      Oh, not just Alaska. have you read "Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee"? They justified taking the Red Man's land with a pseudo religious doctrine - "Manifest Destiny".

    • @diegoflores9237
      @diegoflores9237 Před měsícem

      America isn't losing, Ukraine is. Haha you thought you were being clever

    • @Ducky69247
      @Ducky69247 Před měsícem

      ​@@diegoflores9237 oh, the irony!

    • @diegoflores9237
      @diegoflores9237 Před měsícem

      ​@@Ducky69247??

    • @Ducky69247
      @Ducky69247 Před měsícem

      @@diegoflores9237 iykyk 😋😘

  • @madelineann9269
    @madelineann9269 Před měsícem +2

    Excited for the pod cast

  • @walterfristoe4643
    @walterfristoe4643 Před měsícem +2

    If a 4.8 earthquake means that America needs to repent, what will MT Soylent Greene say about the coming cicadapocalypse? 😱

  • @johnsmith-nz1vi
    @johnsmith-nz1vi Před měsícem +6

    trump will make America stupid again..vote for biden2024

    • @humboldthammer
      @humboldthammer Před měsícem

      The Dems CANNOT save us. Trump is antichrist and will rule again -- election or not. Q cues the coup. The Civil War will be uncivil -- women and children first -- for the Win-Win-Win. There won't be a Next Generation, and the devil will have proven Mankind unfit for God's kingdom. Do you know the prophecy? Matthew 24: 24. 100's of millions of Christians Deceived in 2016, when ALL the Pentecostal Rapture Prophets on Christian TV proclaimed Trump CHOSEN by God to rebuild the Temple in Jerusalem -- so the Sanhedrin can renew their rituals of smoke and blood for the remission of our sins, and FINALLY get rid of Jesus and the cross. It is a crying shame that the Dems have so completely rejected God and the teachings of Jesus.

  • @pluribus_unum
    @pluribus_unum Před měsícem +4

    The Republican party is doing Putin's bidding openly.
    Why?

    • @annalieff-saxby568
      @annalieff-saxby568 Před měsícem +2

      Pipi kompromat.

    • @EuroMaidanWasAnInsurrection
      @EuroMaidanWasAnInsurrection Před měsícem

      Nah. That's just the Democrats narrative. They can't argue the merit so they make up narratives to debate. It's annoying how uninformed they are on this.
      Here test it out on someone you know personally that wants to fund Ukraine.
      Ask them to explain the following and how their related to this conflict.
      Victoria Nuland
      Volodymyr Parasyuk
      Kharkiv Pact
      Yushenko
      They won't know anything about this. It's because they don't actually research.

    • @largelingerie
      @largelingerie Před měsícem +1

      Threats of accidental death?

    • @pluribus_unum
      @pluribus_unum Před měsícem

      @@largelingerie - They're serving Putin, not emulating Putin.

  • @marstoes
    @marstoes Před měsícem

    So good. What amazing graphics too!!!

  • @cannibalbananas
    @cannibalbananas Před měsícem

    loved the 7-eleven joke 😂
    also, I see that Sandberg finally returned your calls, Seth 😁

  • @petermoller8337
    @petermoller8337 Před měsícem +6

    All religions are fictional 😊
    Take a moment to understand
    All religions are fictional 😊

    • @humboldthammer
      @humboldthammer Před měsícem

      The Sumerian Tablets are the oldest, surviving written records of Man. They may not be proof, but they are evidence. But the first translations began in the 1930's. Have you examined the evidence? 500,000 years ago, they came to teach Neanderthal man herding and husbandry. And all went well for about 300,000 years (Cro Magnon Man) until Lucifer -- sovereign of over 600 evolutionary planets -- declared Liberty from rule by a non-existent grand-father god, and advised the Planetary Princes, like the one who still remains on Earth, to do as they WILLED -- that shall be the whole of the law.
      Fast forward. Lucifer and Satan were detained in 30 AD, just after Pentecost, and were judged by the Ancients of Days, far from Earth, in 1985. The devil and dragon (Revelation 12: 12-13) remain on Earth, and their judgement is set for 10/12/26 -- one heavenly hour after Lucifer refused mercy. They intend to prove Mankind unfit for God's kingdom with a worldwide war, and thereby to absolve themselves of blame.
      "After all," the devil argues, "Jesus, HIMSELF, tried to teach these beasts to love one another, 1,994 years ago -- almost two full days in Heaven. Surely, the Ancient of Days will judge man at fault. Or Jesus. Not Me."
      The devil is delusional -- Daniel 7: 9-14 -- but OVER 93% of men and women are nearly deaf and blind spiritually. They "see" and "hear" nothing -- except perhaps, once or twice in a lifetime, while asleep. We call that Normal. Are you any different? It has always been this way -- as in the days of Noah.

  • @profanepersonality
    @profanepersonality Před měsícem +3

    Sandberg pretending he isn't gay, is hilarious.

  • @piafunesbakker5095
    @piafunesbakker5095 Před měsícem +1

    ❤ your show Mr. Seth 🎉

  • @user-yd6ih1lc7h
    @user-yd6ih1lc7h Před měsícem

    the billionaire line kills me 🤣

  • @RH-wj4rz
    @RH-wj4rz Před měsícem

    One of your BEST Seth!

  • @florete2310
    @florete2310 Před měsícem +1

    As a European: Why are the best news always coming out of Florida State? Like, ... the stuff happening there is so good, you guys don't even have to edit in that much to make a point... I mean, what is that place?!? LOL😂. I really need to go there one day and see for myself...

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 Před měsícem +1

      England used to send their undesirables to Australia. Now we send ours to Florida. 🙄

  • @positivevibetec
    @positivevibetec Před měsícem +2

    They should have said they were wearing the glasses for welding

  • @elizabethalexander6528
    @elizabethalexander6528 Před měsícem

    Love brothers! My oldest son died almost 6 years ago and youguys rock!

  • @stevemoriarty7050
    @stevemoriarty7050 Před měsícem +1

    I heard Andy was visiting my VERY small hometown last weekend and no wonder I didn’t spot him. Dude looks like he’s pullin’ a Benjamin Button… 6:01