TikToks that Make Me Want and Not Want Kids
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Kids are hilarious and adorable, but I think I'm gonna wait a bit before I have one of them lol. Hope you enjoy the video! And if you did please LIKE the video and SUBSCRIBE!
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Hoi!
👍
i always love ur videos they put a smile on my fsce i also follow u on tiktok i love ur content so much!!!
Kris help me when I am depressed or when I am sad thank you
@@Ferlesspopi same 😌🤗
Dude, imagine Kris as a mom. She would have the best bedtime stories ever.
Trueee😂😩
She telling the kid that one time Katrina hit someone's head with bottle with her cat like reflex
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this is facts hahahaha
Or confuse them by being different people 😅
kris: "i don't want child!"
also kris: "i'm coming to your house and i'm taking your child"
☄respectfully☄
Jay:* Hacks into their social media so he can give kris their adres*
My child is down for it and waiting with backpack all ready to go!!!
🤣😂😆😂🤣😂😆😂🤣
IOI@@joannemadden7449
The thing that makes this video 10x better is just Kris slowly dying of wholesomeness whenever the babies are dressed up or being cute.
You would be the most fun and loving parent ever. The way your face lights up when you see cute kids ❤
Kris: ”I know some of you are on your toilet right now”
Me: *Sweating intensive* “How did she know?”😳
Not only that… She’s posted a link to it too! 😂
bro same
Fr tho
Broo me too
Hahaha so true
Now I see why Kris is good at playing Rile. She relates to every toddler in the video.
Yup! 😂
@suzan ew wth
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Kris: **_plays a sassy toddler in her most beloved tiktok vids_**
Kris: **_watches sassy toddlers. Relates_**
__Surprise pikachu face__
"Am _I_ sassy toddler?"
Welll....
The way she said, if you’re on the toilet, you’re so cute😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Kris being both sick and looking like she's ready to rob a bank or something, she still manages to looks as stunning as ever
Hey Kris, just an FYI from a mechanic. The baby with a hacksaw scene was completely safe. The parents had the forethought to turn the blade around and adjusting INSIDE the object to be sawn. The portion of the blade facing towards the child posed no danger as that side of the blade is blunt. Hope that clears anyone's conscience
Thinking the same thing lol
Was going to point that out, then thought to my self to scroll through the comments, and there it is.
@@cobro2 I did the exact same thing lmao
@@Tucky0009 we think alike brother.
@@cobro2 we must be 🤯
The dad with the hacksaw is actually pretty smart. He put the blade on backwards, facing into the saw handle, with the toilet seat trapped inside the handle as well, and is sawing away from the child.
I was going to point that out, too. The baby could accidentally bump the saw and he wouldn’t get cut. I think the parents just didn’t want him to get his head whacked by the hand moving.
Right, it's not like he was using a sawzall or something😂
That's what i thought too
That’s how you use those saws most of the time for pipes and such
Was going to point that out too. You can see that the saw is moving away from baby. Actually pretty smart. It's good mom was recording so some other parents would see the right way to do it.
I absolutely love miniature things and babies! And I love your vids too!
Omg my son used to put his head down to the ground and walk like that! He literally does the weirdest things, I’m blessed 😂❤😅 I love my little weirdo
"they're like little drunk people!" - Kris, 2021
2021?
My new fave quote
featuring Gabriel Iglesias - 2008 (?) :
: kids will let You know, theyr to honest man, they are like little drunk people
Actually its 2022
It was made on December 1st, 2021
The fact she posted this 5 minutes ago and it already has 3.9K views just shows how appreciated and amazing she is
We love you Kris
6.1k now...
duuuude, I'm crying at your username ✋🏻
2 bots in one comment, wow
33k now!!!
❤️❤️❤️
Parents with a sense of humor who laugh over getting annoyed seem to enjoy their family far more.
How Kris said "put your head up sweetie" sounded like a concerned mother... Kris would be a good mom
the amount of times kris has said "hey it's me!" just proves the fact that she is indeed a child
on that note, love ya kris!!
love the Mara pfp
tou are confusing
i love ur pfp it's beautiful
@@nyx3154 thanks, I drew it a while ago
For all those voicing hurtful messages when referring to Kris and the prospect of children, she’s here own person and can do whatever she wants. Love you Kris
FR
Her*
@@keeperpro6024 whoops. Sorry
True
Her
Me sarcastically saying: hey Kris you want to take one of my siblings
Also me: (pushes siblings down the stairs) "this is my job as a sibling"😊(walks out of the room smiling)
You are watching me. You said “I know some of you are on the toilet rn,” I WAS. I GOT FREAKED OUT AND I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK
There's nothing sweeter than the sound of a child laughing... unless it's 2 am and you live alone.
I don't like kids
Omg😂😂
So true....I still have no clue where the voices come from
"Put your head up sweetie" Kris casually sounding like a concerned mother 🤗
OMG I was going to say the same thing that was so cute and she seemed so concerned 😊
3:24 to anyone wondering what he said, he said “hE fArTeD oN mY bAlLs” 😂😂😂😂😂
Kris would literally be the best mom ever and also the worst mom ever at the same time and I’m kinda not really but really all here for it
I didn’t think this video would begin with:
“I’m coming to your house and taking your child…
respectfully.” 😂
LOL
Thanks to your pfp I imagined Patton saying it pfft
@@ItsMinnowSeason 😂
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Okay but if Kris has a daughter she'd win the genetic lottery, she's so beautiful 😍
Not only the genetic one, also the "strong character naturally born into you" one too😎😉
Edit:Ofc genetics also affect the character, but you get the point 😂
True
Riley is enough for me
@@user-zz5tc8wo2b why is there so many bots in these comments?
Awwww you’re too sweet ❤️
Kris: I’m coming to your house and I’m taking your child.
Me: Bad way to start the day lol
I was so shocked when she said”I now some of yall are on the toilet so are u probably “
I died right on the spot bc I was ON THE TOILET. 😭😭😭
Kris is literally one of the most genuine CZcamsrs🥰
@Tommy Gaming 🅥 Does this bot really think that we think this is Tommylnnit? Like tf we not that stupid
Kallmekriswithkids.
That she is.
Yes so true
So true.
About the hacksaw clip, it looks to me like the father has removed the blade, slipped it through the toilet seat, reversed it and reattached it to the saw backwards. You can see it's cutting outwards, away from the child, not inward, meaning the edge of the saw blade facing the child is the smooth one. They're fine - the only thing they really risk here is getting smacked in the face by the moving handle.
This was disturbingly far down in the comments. The kid wasn’t in danger, and that was a galaxy brained dad.
Exactly, the entire time kris was freaking out i was facepalming so hard 🤦♂️
Yes, the father reversed the blade. It looks little off but babies/toddlers are picking up every emotion from the parent. The kid was so calm and trusted his dad because of that.
A parent must know how to turn any situation to a play. Like when a kid falls you can't panic,cause you'll have one screaming / crying kid and you'll need wonder to make him stop.
That kid was so adorable and he surely did learn a lesson.
yeah i kept screaming that at the kris during the clip, I am glad someone else saw that bc i was loosing my mind saying it to no one lol.
With the toilet seat one at 11:30, they were cutting AWAY from his face. The blade was turned away from the kid. They're okay. I love that you worried though. The slide one at 15:00 is the one that got me--there's not enough shown for us to know if he's okay. The parents are laughing and I'm here hoping he's not injured or unconscious.
It's over 200K... Where's the child? 🤣😂🤣😂
Love u Kris
❤♥😂😂🤣🤣
Honestly, Kris going into protective mom mode was the most entertaining part
It really was
Yes most definitely
The tiktok of the motionless kid 14:50 was maybe a more appropriate place to get protective :D Saying it as a parent... When kids are quiet that's the moment where you check in on them shenanigans
@@u1zha Im just an older brother but yeah😂😅
Dude if/when Kris has kids, those vids are going to be beyond legendary 😂 entertainment in its most pure form
yaaas
“Kids are like tiny drunk people” kmk 2022 😂😂😂
Imagine Chris as a mother she wouldn’t do bedtime stories she would do bedtime skits, and her kid would never sleep, and when her kid doesn’t sleep Her kid would just get delirious and then just start doing accents and then I can get delirious and then Olivia taking care of a little drunk person because Chris is good at acting and does accent. Love you Chris.
"Am I just and overgrown toddler?"
Riley:🧍♀️
Kris imitating a toddler: *places hands down*
Also Kris imitating a toddler: “yA oKaYyY?
I’m dead 😂
“Things that are smaller than there’re supposed to be” dirty mind activated
Kris: My favorite thing in the entire world, is things that are smaller than there supposed to be.
Guys: *in tears*
"I'm busy watching children-" **realizes how WRONG that sounds**
Kris is so funny. Can't we all agree she makes our day better?
indefinitely
yup
YASSSSSSSSSSSSS
Definitely
@@strngwaysherewecome ?
11:25 It's okay Kris. They have the hacksaw blade turned away from the kid. 😁
16:33 Kris spontaneously ovulating
18:11 she really went “🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭” 😂
No one:
Not one person:
Literally not one single soul:
Kris: Im going to respectively steals your child
I love how it started with Kris saying "Let's see if I want kids or not." and by the end she was going "I relate to each and every single one of these."
Also Kris you look cute so today too!
Love from AK!
The hack-saw guy was doing it in the most safe way he could. He installed the blade backwards and with the blade starting from the inside so that all the dangerous parts are facing outwards towards himself👍
Scrolled too far down to see this lmao
You a real one!
OK so to convince Chris to get a kid we need to get this video up to 2 million likes
"You can’t out sass the sass master"
My mind: SASSMASTER OF DONCASTER
Kris has to be one of the most chill laidback CZcamsrs I have ever watched ❤️
❤️❤️❤️
For real
For real
6:01 :c poor kid had to witness his mom getting catcalled but that's sweet that hes protective
POV: my lazy a** in bed watching this. “That’s what you think Kris”
"Put your head up sweetie" 🥺😍
Hey Kris, just to let you know, a Hack Saw can have the blade reversed so when the dad was cutting his kid out of the toilet seat, the sharp part is actually facing away from the baby so there is no risk of the kid getting cut, and thats why the saw was working its way out towards the dad and not inward towards the kid.
Otherwise your content is amazing and I really enjoy watching your videos ❤🤟🏻😁
Indeed. This is much safer than the special scissors she talked about (shattering the plastic et cetera). The only thing I'm critic about in that vid, is that the mother indeed wouldn't get the head up instead of filming. Calling them bad parents is way too harsh, it would be nice to see apologies for that.
yep and the little teeth on a kacksaw isnt going to do much of not any damage if it hits a body part.
I knew someone would mention the blade being reversed! Thank you! It looks scary but really was the best solution. Cutting pliers or the like would have to be headed right at the munchkin to be used.
@@willowsverge3046 might have been safer to cut on the back or at least somehow protect the eyes and yes the mother should’ve held the kids head up/away. But yes, by far not the worst way to free the kids head and over all nearly as safe as it’s possible.
Yep! Was gonna say the same. They aren't bad parents for that ❤️
1) We really do need to accept that some people don’t want children.
2) If Kris ever have children, I’m sure she’d an amazing mom!
3) You can find babies and children adorable without wanting any yourself.
I agree some people shove having children/baby’s down peoples throats. If you have 1 children/baby some people shove other people to have another. Children. Are. Hard. Work
OMG thank you! I love that Kris is team no kids! It’s one of the many reasons I relate to her! I literally have a fear of babies and toddlers! I am a germaphobe and an introvert who does have to have my man pay my bills while I go to school full time and play house wife, because I can’t keep a job that doesn’t require a college degree. Adding a child into the mix whereas I have my own struggles in taking care of myself would be catastrophic. A fur kid is as far as my hubby and I are willing to take care of 😅.
Don’t want kids but… this little guy in Starbucks happily announced that his favorite animal is the sun.
How tf am I supposed to answer what my favorite animal is after that?
Hyenas, by the way. Striped hyenas (so fluffy and cute!)
@@icarusbinns3156Wouldn't it be funny if he meant Soleo the Sun Lion Pokemon?
@@moonshinershonor202 or Solrock
He was just so happy to share
Kris:I'm busy watching children!
Also kris 2seconds later thinking:don't be suspicious don't be suspicious
I love watching little toddlers hug each other because they always look like little aliens trying to mimic human behavior.
I just love how she reminds us how loved and amazing we are at the beginning of all her videos
11:30 for reference the saw edge isn't facing towards him as he's sawing away, you can unscrew those and adjust directions, he's telling him to lift his head so he's not leaning towards his hands moving down so he doesn't punch him in the head
Is it just me, or does Kris look like she's on the verge of tears during this whole video?
YOU NEED KIDS!!!!!Its so clear!The way you reacted literally SCREAMS that you would be a good mom,being scared for the children!
Hey Kris, great video as always, funny and makes everyone in a good mood. I just wanted to clarify something though. In the toilet seat sawing clip at 11:28, the hacksaw’s blade was turned inwards and the dad was sawing from the inside out so the kid was pretty much safe. If he saw from the outside towards the kid’s face, then it would have been extremely dangerous. I hope nobody is that dumb to do that.
Anyways, just wanted to point that out. Love from Mauritius.
Cheers.
I jumped into the comments to say exactly this lol. It looked REALLY bad at first glance, until I saw the direction he was sawing.
i said the same thing credit goes to you if i saw this first i wouldn't had said what i said to steel without knowing good job and sorry
also she didn't even realize that the saw was moving away from the kid's head Lol
LOL I was going to say the same thing but he beat me to it
Why didn't they just pull it off tho
Just wanted to say that, as a preschool teacher, using the hacksaw like that is probably safer than trying to use scissors. That plastic is thicc, and scissors are gonna flick around and maybe even hit the kids eye but the edge off the hacksaw blade that was facing the kid is blunt so even if he had throw his forhead at it damage would have been minimal. The other alternative would be to heat it and melt the plastic and that would be even more dangerous.
yep id use a hacksaw too
Well now she knows a new thing in her life lol
Esp if hot melty plastic lands on the child
Kris you’d make a fun aunt, you’d be the one getting the kids into trouble😭😭
I have a feeling Kris's kids either would be a complete and utter menace to society (taking after their mom of course) or be the most upstanding people to ever walk this earth because they don't want to turn out like Kris.
3:43 you have an R2-D2 phone chime? That's the best choice i've witnessed in a long time
I love how she always says in the beginning if the vid ‘ hi im callmekris and you can call me kris’ and she always compliments us! Always makes my day ❤️
The little girl that just wanted some cake and her mom said that's too much...I'm not crying..she'll remember that forever...
Btw for those of you wondering with hacksaws you can change the direction of the blade so what they did was had the blade backwards so the dangerous part was facing away from the child's head. It was rather safe but I still wouldn't recommend doing it
Can we just talk about 1, how cute her kids would be and 2, how much of an amazing parent she'd be
I love how kris complements everyone at the beginning of her vids, it never fails to make me smile 😊
DO NOT SAW YOUR KIDS IN HALF GOT ME ROLLING ON THE FLOOR
Bro can we just appreciate how Kris dose so much just to make us laugh
Fast forward to Kris having kids and they're watching her do her TikTok characters, all confused. 😂
😂😂😂
Kris’s children would be the absolute funniest , most adorable, and dramatic children 😤🤣
One will grow up to be karen and one will grow up to be Katrina
Omg yessss
My mom is my best friend as long as I don't piss her off and make sure she eats and has coffee lol
14:07 is living his dream of a ninja turtle 🐢
Love how kris is trying to convince us that she doesn’t want kids or is she convincing herself..idk 😭😭😂
Kris' outfit in this is just. 🥰 It's amazing. And yes you look like a fashionable robber.
The saw blade was flipped over.
The edge facing the kid was smooth.
That IS you on the ground waiting for the embarrassment to pass...it never does!⏳
I swear kris has the best sense of humor especially when she was like “oh a bottle in my mouth while crawling on the floor that was me last night”
The hacksaw was actually pretty well done. If you look closely, the sharp part of the blade is pointed away from the baby so as long as the baby doesn't grab the blade and the dad uses the tool properly, the baby won't get hurt
Yeah he did that extremely well to be honest
Yeah, he like wrapped it around the seat somehow and reversed the blade so the kid was actually pretty safe
@@KateCantDraw the blades usually screw or bolt on so he likely just left 1 side undone slid the blade thru and then attached it.
At the er they would have charged a couple grand to do the same thing, but with power tools.
To be far the farther was saying keep your head up so the kid was very safe as it looks like he knows what he is doing
Hey better then my mums method of slithering butter over my entire head and yanking the seat off when I got stuck in that as a kid
At the beginning when KallMeKris said kids are like little drunk people made me realize that in some places kids can't drink alcohol until a certain age because we don't need drunk, drunk people! 🤯🤓
1:10
“There like little drunk people”
-Kris 2022
"I'm busy watching children" face of instant regret 😳 🤣🤣
Also "my uterus" was so incredibly reliable 😭
Kris is the best, and you can tell she's genuine because she says "thats me..." a lot! It makes it so much more wholesome :)
How do it feel to have only bots in your reply section
@@jadenharris6560 so your a bot?
sooo funny but not the girl one not the girl one i reported her
@@Fours_pookie no sir maam nonbinary demon pronouns idek at this point
@@jadenharris6560 what?
When I was a baby, my parents took all sorts of photos and videos. My mom especially was the kind of person who wanted those cute photos of babies smearing food on their faces. Except, I didn't do that. I didn't smear the food on my face, so mom took matters into her own hands... She deliberately put Cheerios and spaghetti on my face so she could take the picture. To this day, dad and I will never let her forget. There was one time when my parents gave me a chocolate heart cake to eat and no cutlery. I was not as messy as they were hoping for.
On another occasion while camping, mom thought it would be okay to give a toddler (me) hot chocolate at 9pm. What happened next was a combination of my parents trying to get my PJ's on and me twirling in a circle, giggling like crazy. Again, dad and I will never let her forget. And then best part, we have it on film.
“I envy this toddler, because she has what I don’t; trust issues.”
-KallmeKris 2021.
This woman is so genuine and sweet, what did we do to deserve this content?
a'ight the bottle flippin baby at 14:20 had me dying on laughter idk why. maybe it's the noise the child made or the fact the bottle landed on it's top after being thrown hard XD
3:30 “hEs bItInG oUt mY bAlLs” thats what i heard👏👏👏👏
Kris says “I don’t what a child” also her “ I feel bad for my children and I haven’t even had them YET”
I always love how Kris compliments everybody watching the video before starting the video- It always makes my day, even if I've had a bad day or not
I laughed so hard when she said "they're like little drunk people, which I love" 😂 You're not wrong lmao
Kris - the saw blade is backwards. It's facing Dad who is sawing towards himself. The side facing the child is smooth. They want him to move his head so he doesnt get whacked when the blade goes thru the front of the seat in case the seat jerks back...
To quote my good friend Chicken “In the bum no babies!!” 😂🎉
This is one of the funniest videos on her channel. Others are: every single video on her channel. We all love you Kris ❤️
I love how Kris compares herself to almost every single toddler. Kris you are an amazing person, we love you!
we have all been kids its not hard to find yourself in the actions of a child
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I love children....but I can't eat a whole one hahahahaha love ya Special K