Your Six Drunk Personalities
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You left out the "Professor". The guy who thinks he is an expert on things he has not studied. Arguing with him is useless because he will inevitably trap you in a logical fallacy, the premise of which you cannot disprove to his satisfaction, no matter how many times you repeat yourself. The only escape from the "Professor" is to divert him onto an easier topic, like grocery store design or buy him more drinks.
+GuiltyIncest Can you back that statement up?
omg, you're right! they forgot that haha
+GuiltyIncest are you drunk now? I know I can't prove it, but I have a hunch
+GuiltyIncest lol my bad. I get your point and you're not wrong.. it's just that beyond 1st time PHL students the only people I usually hear make the argument are drunk or been smoking a bit. are you a fan of Descartes?
+GuiltyIncest I don't think you have to believe in God to enjoy his work. he came from a time when it would have been odd and possibly damaging not. do you think believing in a particular philosophy amounts to a belief in a certain type of knowledge?
I just spent 3 hours watching CH videos instead of doing homework.
send help
Wee ooo wee ooo TEH HALP POLIC ES HERE
me too lol
your life is going to suck if you don't wake up.
I mean ha ha ha haaaa... Yeah same
Matthew Williamson
Allan Locke same
i died at "you're a bad turtle" whoever came up with that is a genious
+mintbreathingdragon genius
+mintbreathingdragon Don't get it
MrRAPKID101 it wasnt a pun or anything, i just got a new keyboard that day and was getting used to it
No really where is the joke with this one xD
+MrRAPKID101 yeah in know right?
You forgot the "I love you guy"
The " I hate you guy"
The " WOOOOOOO!!!" Guy
And the " 'meere" guy
Dear gosh, the reference.
EEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY!!!!!! 'Mere
Jake Mitchell no you meere
Paulthefonz the one that talks about politics
Paulthefonz the one that thinks they aren't drunk
You forgot about the happy love drunk who wants to just hug on everyone and be happy :D
I guess it could be under a little sub category under flirt.
I said hug, not fuck, there is a difference.
It's called having friends that don't look at you just for sex every day.
0991ekul Not true. What about the gay ones.
Jenson , negative. not to sound like a dick but I have female friends who imo are butterfaces. we just shoot the shit
am I the only one who misses this college humor
wdym?
William Rob like before all this weird shit started coming in here. Personally I don't think the skits they do now are funny
+Matthew Jones
It's always seemed to me that they stuck to their target demographic a little too well. Most of their loyal audience and the people who post in their forums (and who basically run their forums now) have gotten out of college and moved on to that 'finding yourself' phase (i.e. watching way too much youtube), and they've followed suit.
Granted, I suppose the other big part is that they've already done all the old skits so there's no point in stealing their own jokes, but looking at a chronological list of their videos is eerily like looking at a once-a-month picture album of a guy going through his 20's.
No. Don't ask questions like that. All you want is likes. People complain about that all the time.
+Daniel Gehring I'm the guy -- now 29 -- who takes pictures of himself a couple of times per year.
YOURE A BAD TURTLE
XD
slicedGabe. man im diieeeeing haha
XD
Ahm hooot. Donah look hot? Ahm hooot.
slicedGabe no yoou
The first time I got drunk I went straight from being completely sober to the "baby" personality.
You sure you don't remember the other five?
I think the first time I got even slightly buzzed I went on an 10 min diatribe on what I considered at the time to be the proportions of the perfect woman. Not my proudest moment to be sure
Turns out i have personality's too
but i don't drink and it's a disorder
I normally leave my black mastercard at home when I´m planning to get drunk. You never know...
You are a plunger.
+The Plunger uuuhhhmm uuuhhhmm
You're a black plunger
This man be living in 3015
You have one lol the closest I will get to that is a black paper
when im drunk i start to think everyone is my best friend
Pretty much the same...although I become dancer and comedian too
SpikeTheF0x SHOW ME YOUR MOVES! Or show me what you got!
I don't know my drunk personalities, and i don't need Them. People already think i'm drunk enough already, without even having ever drunk a drop of alcohol in my entire life. 😂
lordofdarkdudes yeah...yeah 😂😂😂😂
nerd
Lmao "Boobies!" "No those aren't for you."
when i am drunk i am in love with absolutely everything, how comfy the couch is, i want to flirt with every girl i see, i also get really childish
that sounds more like MDMA to me
Marcus North lol
When I am drunk I make a wonderful couch
johnson, you are now my favorite person
Same here.
Your keys, your cellphone and bottle of Gatorade. Now THAT is a good friend!
ugh men does that
You forgot about the slightly homosexual (and optionally German) personality.
One that is indeed best left forgotten among the scattered bromances of our youth.
what is the german personality if you are german 24/7? :D
All my personalities are german. What do you mean?
uglycheater Ummm... American maybe?
***** k next time im drunk ill try to act american :D
I really like how they inject a nice lesson/truth/advice at the end. Not only is it funny but it also makes me feel warm and affectionate inside XD
I've actually identified 4 major drunken groups which are:
- *The cheerful happy guy*, who befriends everything that moves and has one hell of a time (that'd be me)
- *The bummer*, who starts moaning about his ex-girlfriends and problems in general
- *The annoying fuck*, who pisses off anyone he comes across and looks for trouble he can't handle
- *The narcoleptic guy*. He...uhm...well, alcohol shuts his brain down, he'll enter a drunken coma only to awake several hours later with no memory of the past 12 to 24 hours.
Every group have sub-categories, but I won't lecture you any further.
*****
I'm sure you experience your stages in the same order I listed them, now that I think about it..lol
BTW you're the third Barry Manilow I reply to.
*****
...makes sense.
Actually, this is a much more accurate list than College Humor's...
And the convict; you know the one behind the wheel
3 is me without anything to make me annoying.....I HAVE A GIFT
"This content is age restricted." =| I still forget why I didn't lie about my age to Google...
I did. Hehe :D
Change your birthday to one day before you are 18 and it no longer will be.
bindiboi128 Or have an awesome browser that let's me skip it =D
now*
Maybe it's because you have a pony as your profile picture..
lolmaster8877 Yes. That is why I didn't lie about my age to Google. Because my profile picture would at some point in the future be a pony.
You forgot the guy that swims in grass in Central Park.
George Szweden how do you swim in grass??? you know what fuck it I'm going to get so drunk that I can swim in grass!
You're not drunk till you have to hold on to the grass to keep from falling off of the earth.
That's the baby.
@@eileenconway2966 now that you mentioned i was once so pissed that i lied on the parking lot pavement just to anchor myself from slipping ^_^
"Boobies,boobies"
"No, There not for you!!!"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
*They're
#those are not for you
I am Sad, that was my first thought.
There for me
to daniel green: I am sad, sad I am, do you like Daniel Green eggs and ham?
For me I have 5 personalities.
1: Happy-go-lucky, where nothing can bring me down and I'm the life of the party and everything sounds like a good idea
2: Depressed Douche, I'm only drinking to drink my sorrows away but everything comes out, whether you want to hear it or not
3: The Master Gamer, for realzies my gaming skills are the best and I can figure out any challenge and kick is ass
4: The Debater, name an issue and I will debate my thoughts on it all night long, from what's the best game to the economy of Greece and how they can fix it
5: The Babbling Brook, nothing makes sense that comes out of my mouth, but I can tell you its either noises or a waterfall of internal fluids
XD
I cringed so fucking hard reading this
+MexiCanadian 08 I have only one: fall asleeper.
+MexiCanadian 08
I'm the 'boring guy' that just has 1 beer and watches as everyone else devolves back to Ardipithecus behavior.
Jarrett R.K. that's okay. That's the second and last step did me when I smoke weed. Number 1 is EAT EVERYTHING!
I get really apologetic when I drink. I feel like everything that goes/went wrong is somehow my fault. That's why I limit myself to 5 drinks, I'm way more chill and bubbly when I'm buzzed...
well I already am Canadian lol.
So you mean to say that you STAY apologetic when you drink? XD
Who is this sick-ass voice actor of a narrator?
Jeff Rechner
I haven't ever drank alcohol, and according to this, I am perpetually drunk. wat?
Do you have the spergs or something
Nope
It's okay. I am too.
You haven't ever drank alcohol?...Nice profile pic...
lmao is there a double negate in the sentence
It's crazy how huge CollegeHumor has gotten in the past few years. The first time I came across them they only had about 100k subs. What a journey they made.
I know they set six as the limit; but what about the angry one. The one that hits people, purposely breaks things, and flips off the cops. I personal don't drink; but I have heard about this one. Anyone else able to think of any others.
You don't get violent from drinking. Only people with problems start fights when they get drunk.
If you say so. I wouldn't know.
I thought that would've been ADHD Baby.
marcuslola everyone has problems lolz
Jake Walsh but not everyone has a lack of self-control
Never drank before, but I must say this. A normal friend will help you up when you fall and best friend will jump on you shouting dog pile.
You're a bad turtle
+Tyler Heineman boobies.... Boobies! BOOBIES
Beep Those aren’t for you!
"Don't worry, he always knows how to win back an audience"
"Look at the guy up front huh"
*Chucks drink at guy and laughs before walking away nervously*
I'm like the Comedian, but I don't usually make the jokes. I just laugh until I can't breathe for no reason whatsoever.
Reginald T Moneypants, the richest man in Fancy town
XD XD XD
I'm a girl and was only so badly drunk that I blacked out once in my life and from what I hear, I almost beat the shit out of the girl who's house we were partying in and it took 3 guys to drag me out of there and across her muddy driveway. Apparently I'm a very pissed off and overly defensive drunk.
better than getting drunk, feeling up the mom of the girl who was throwing the party and then blacking out -_______- apparently im a horny for milfs kind of drunk xD
I'm the boring kind of drunk. Apparently when I get drunk I just keel over and fall asleep.
yea those 3 guys...they fucked you when u passed out
Well ... that took a quick turn from funny haha to oh god thats messed up
You forgot the one where he drops dead from liver poisoning!!! I cant believe you.
You must be fun at parties
Looool
@@connorsmith7940 You must be fun at parties
YellowCactusTv z nah im kinda a buzz kill. Nobody likes the guy having a spazm in the corner from takin too much meth
YOUR A BAD TURTLE!
BAAD TUURTLE!!!!!!!!!!!
All of the above. Especially when I try to do screaming to a song in a club.
1: gets more sarcastic
2: friends? you are my friends silly.
3: Stay at the same spot longer then 1 min is stupid... unless beer, gonna get me beer, then i can stay longer
4: Hugs!!
5: Are we going home yet?/Go home? Why?
I like how I can activate my drunk personality when I'm freaking scared.
mexicans only got one. where we just speak spanish and sing and dance, and make fun of family
had the pleasure of seeing the last category on display about a week ago
it was an interesting experience
" YOUR A BAD TURTLE ! " 😂😂
Boobies, BOOBIES!
...
No, those aren't for you.
*you're
kosher cinnamon lmao that doesnt even make sense
Ivin3690 ya it does. Cinnamon is kosher.
"he's highly trained! He just watched a parkour video on youtube yesterday!" lmao
I just get frickin tired, my muscles disintegrate and I turn into a floppy, uncoordinated 3 year old
The baby
3:06 I HAD A FUCKING HEART ATTACK
+BestKeptAnonymous Perfect profile picture for that.
+Sofiana Riana haha more or less
This guy was the heart and soul of colleges humor back in the day
I don't drink often, but I ran through all of these personalities last Saturday. Gotta say, coming to class on Monday to everyone talking about your drunk antics is kinda embarrassing.
And this is why I will never drink.
I would totally be the best friend…
me too
Because I don't want to.
I'm sorry, but why do you care?
Ok, I'm fine with that.
You earned a subscribe College Humor!
I love how these all have heartfelt endings
I only have the "cool gal" and "corpse" personalities out of these. However, in my case there's also the "foreigner". It happens after the "cool gal", I'll just start speaking in a language that isn't my own: English if I'm just drunk, German if I'm seriously drunk, and Spanish if I'm hopelessly drunk (note that I only know a few words in Spanish, most of them insults). There's also the "depressed" stage. It happens if I've had a good reason to drink myself into oblivion. That's when I tell everybody about what's wrong with my life (possibly in a foreign language).
So do I..... I just say the same german over and over..
i get really talkative when im drunk...i want to be the center of attention !! but when its weed then i get very quiet and start living in my own world where saliva is a substance not meant to be in the body ^^
***** Jesus, If I had even 8 it would probably kill me. My limit is like 6 or 7, tops; and usually varies greatly depending on what the drink is.
I bet 70% of the people in the comments talking about there drunk personalities are still in high school
at the end of the of the comedian and the beginning the stunt man were best!
Got love it.
1:20 It's time to RANCH it up!
So mine goes more like
1 Cool guy (half of the party)
2 Stunt man
3 Comedian (if party's hell a long)
Best friend mostly goes away to sleep at the beginning of 2 so fml
+19ThreeLions97 Mine is a cool guy throughout the whole party, with a little bit of a stunt man mixed in, then while I´m getting home (I usually walk, it´s not far and none of my friends are sober so they can´t drive), I´m running in some kinda emergency mode, after I get home I turn into a corpse.
You mean you think you’re the cool guy
I love it when I become the cool guy, but I hate it when he dissapears and he leaves a bad feeling behind.
I miss this guy and these type of videos
I HATE CZcams ADS! On the side of the webpage, they start playing loudly at a random tme of the video, and when you go to skip it, it brings you to the website and CONTINUES PLAYING!!!!!!
My first drunk was "im drunk guys!" "I love you so much man you're my best friend" and "I'm a lightweight man. Did you know?" Each of them told at least 10 times.
I don't get drunk very much or even drink for that matter but....if I did, I wish I had a friend around like that guy. Great friend.
Yesss! Man of action! My spirit animal.
I CAN'T STOP WATCHING COLLEGEHUMOR ANDS IT'S 3 IN THE MORNING!
I've been really drunk once and though I remember that night briefly. At the end, I couldn't walk home(literally couldn't take a step without falling). So we took a taxi, I puked in the taxi(apologized to the random chick next to me), got out and my brother walked me home. That was me celebrating my 18th birthday. Have never gotten that drunk since :P
You should do more of these
How did I miss this one? Seen the others 10s of times!
This video is just about micheal Scott
I have all those personalities.......when I'm sober -_-
The Six is definitely the best CollegeHumor show!
*I miss this collegehumour and this guy*
The entire time I'm thinking:
"Silly, angry, sad, tired, sexual predator,"
I hope someone gets me.
I do all of theese.
We need this back
You my friend just earned urself a subscribe
I'm not really any of these, I'm more of the "Easily-excited-very-bubbly-crazy-partygoer."
this is better than modern college humor
I go in ascending order of drunkeness from
-relaxed
-The cheerful happy guy
-happy drunk brawler
-The helpful guy
-relaxed again
-Idiot philosopher
-passed out
I've tried the comedian before... never again
"He's highly trained - just yesterday he watched a parkour video on youtube."
hahahahahaha
That is one good friend....
I love how accurate this is!!
i love how every one of those has this little heartwarming cheesy thingy at the end
I just love how many wardrobe changes this man goes through in a single night of drinking
You forgot the part where you turn into a tentacle monster
I hate it when my best friend turns into a tentacle monster.
they need to make more of these...
Old ch videos give me life.
i go from middle age black woman and super white rapper
YOURE A BAD TURTLE!!
The accuracy is strong with this one
i love these
LMAO.. this reminds me of the time I took Wade Wilson to the bar. Ain't doing that again
How bout that one time when all of the avengers went to this really cool party that even bruce lost his shit. Oh wait..
what happened to this actor?!
he was so funny
The last part. I'm so thankful I have a friend. I owe him, bigtime! Lol.
Guys, why aren't you doing these anymore, they're my favorite >.
This video should be shown in health classes worldwide: alcohol is foul.
this is pretty acurrate.... not that all of them happen in one night but i've been there... except for the best friend thing... that shit is not true :,(
there's a Green River record at 1:27...very nice!!! a quality set!!!
I’m not any of them I’m just a little bit more charming and more lovey-dovey.
This is one reason I won't ever get drunk.
All of them apply to me. .. sober lol
A good friend is a treasure in life!
I have only 3
1. Happy and chatty-
Doesn't stop talking and laughing at pointless stuff
2. Weird and sexual
Starts hugging everyone in the bar
3. Crying
Suddenly starts crying and point out failers to everyone
If you're bi/multilingual, you also have a culture/language switcher personality