The High School Food Chain

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  • @bluediamond2263
    @bluediamond2263 Před 7 lety +6033

    At my school the high school food chain is so messed up our marching band was bullying our football team 😂

    • @s.g.7572
      @s.g.7572 Před 7 lety +544

      That made my day

    • @dragonsraaaaaaaaawr
      @dragonsraaaaaaaaawr Před 6 lety +302

      This is an example of irony.

    • @abdallahelsharkawy3701
      @abdallahelsharkawy3701 Před 6 lety +302

      You sure your school isn't in a radioactive region

    • @jefftran2920
      @jefftran2920 Před 6 lety +392

      At my school everybody makes fun of the football team cause they haven't won a single game and they know it 😂

    • @haleyreynolds41
      @haleyreynolds41 Před 6 lety +146

      I’m in marching band and we do this legit everyday. I mean we work so much harder than they do..

  • @miriameh5289
    @miriameh5289 Před 7 lety +3112

    You forgot the Academius Suicidary, who has perfect grades, but no friends and wants to die constantly.

  • @trackerjacker0
    @trackerjacker0 Před 7 lety +2947

    2 of the inbetweeners guys seem pretty decent.

    • @cainsoren8963
      @cainsoren8963 Před 7 lety +166

      The two on the left I hope...

    • @trackerjacker0
      @trackerjacker0 Před 7 lety +180

      Kody Buchan nah the justin beiber haircut and 'no ragrets' guy for sure ;)

    • @cainsoren8963
      @cainsoren8963 Před 7 lety +35

      Respect brah

    • @Xilen7
      @Xilen7 Před 7 lety +138

      That American version of Inbetweeners is shit.

    • @trackerjacker0
      @trackerjacker0 Před 7 lety +13

      Xilen7 Oh yea for sure

  • @pretzelking4618
    @pretzelking4618 Před 6 lety +454

    You forgot the class clown.
    *SWITCHES BETWEEN LOWEST AND HIGHEST ON THE FOOD CHAIN*

  • @thehonkerman
    @thehonkerman Před 7 lety +4384

    wow thank god the American inbetweeners never got further than this

    • @thehonkerman
      @thehonkerman Před 7 lety +4

      ***** thought it only got this and an ad?

    • @thehonkerman
      @thehonkerman Před 7 lety +26

      ***** why would they do that? They aren't awkward like us, they don't have chavs

    • @LibertyStudiosMachinima
      @LibertyStudiosMachinima Před 7 lety +22

      It was actually better.
      Our Office was better too.
      America has a long history of doing things better than Brits the second time around ;)

    • @thehonkerman
      @thehonkerman Před 7 lety +173

      LibertyStudios obvious troll is obvious

    • @streetismean4348
      @streetismean4348 Před 7 lety +112

      Make America great Britain again.

  • @ghostlyfool1107
    @ghostlyfool1107 Před 9 lety +704

    Is there a breed of the, dontgiveashitus, sleepinclassus?

    • @mattd5240
      @mattd5240 Před 9 lety +11

      That's me.

    • @ghostlyfool1107
      @ghostlyfool1107 Před 9 lety

      matt delbridge ^^^^ Same

    • @mattd5240
      @mattd5240 Před 9 lety +7

      ***** Ohhhhh my god your soo hard core like holy shit dude.

    • @ghostlyfool1107
      @ghostlyfool1107 Před 9 lety +1

      ***** AAAHHH SHIIIIT! XD lol but the extreme dontgiveashitus, sleepinclassus, sleep in every class and don't give a shit lmao. And somehow, if lucky, their grades stay up. 

    • @kirosaka
      @kirosaka Před 9 lety +5

      Shaun Huey There Dontgiveasthius is divided into 2 groups, the Smartdongiveasthius and the Dumbgiveasthius. Most of the Dontgiveasthius breed exists inside of Europe. And a smaller pack of Dontgiveasthius exists in America. Aside from popular believe the Smartgiveasthius is a mix of Socialsmarticus and Schoolsmarticus, which the Dumbgiveasthius isn't.
      Scientific studies have shown that most of the Dontgiveasthiusi in America are part of the Dumbgiveasthius. Where in Europe most of the Dontgiveasthiusi are Smartgiveasthius, but since the Educationalussystomus in Europe has it's bar much higher, Dontgiveasthiusi raised in America will score lower in Europe: ''Most of the Dumbgiveasthius in Europe would get higher Grades in America, that however doesn't go both ways. For example, a Smartgiveasthius in America would be an Averagelysmartgiveasthius or Averagegiveasthius in Europe.''
      The 2 most important things about a Dontgiveasthius is that they are partly Schoolsmarticus so that they can float through their school life without a worry, but they mainly are Socialsmarticus, which means that they are very good with debates and have a lot more knowledge about Morales then everyone else etc. The smartest of the Dontgiveasthius in this pack will eventually try a few Drugs but just enough so that they will not suffer any permanent damage or lasting effects and they will of course rebel against the Media for spreading lies. The ones that don't reach this state however will always have a subjective point of view towards Drugs and will usually believe what the Media tells them, they will however not watch TV on a regular basis.
      Scientific studies from a Researcher that has grown beyond Dontgiveasthius. And has lived in that pack for many years

  • @invalidname.pleasetryagain122
    @invalidname.pleasetryagain122 Před 7 lety +1497

    True hierarchy: hottest, nicest, losers, people who don't talk.
    Sadly, even losers have more friends than those who are quiet and sadly, looks almost always trumps kindness.

    • @invalidname.pleasetryagain122
      @invalidname.pleasetryagain122 Před 7 lety +74

      And it's sad that intelligence is not even on this scale. Popularity is almost completely independent of it.

    • @autumn4514
      @autumn4514 Před 6 lety +56

      Invalid Name. Please, Try Again. Because you can't catch the eyes of people in the hall with intelligence. In a friendship or relationship it's important, but in high school where you don't know 95% of people, your personality is irrelevant.

    • @wt1664
      @wt1664 Před 6 lety +24

      Invalid Name. Please, Try Again. I say the quiet ones are top of the chain sometimes because they don't choose a group in the social order so if they ever do talk it's to anyone and get along with anyone

    • @sosig6445
      @sosig6445 Před 6 lety +25

      some gamer
      As someone who was a quiet one i agree and once i got some social skills i was immidietly welcomed by the "popular" kids... But in east Europe there are no clicks anyway just classes but the classes really rivaling each other.

    • @aManWhoWantsEverything
      @aManWhoWantsEverything Před 6 lety +15

      Invalid Name. Please, Try Again.
      Not in my experience
      I was good a looking guy but also very quite (people told me that when i actually felt like communicating/also girls started smiling and playing with their hair when i talked to them up close) but still nobody gave shit
      I guess they couldnt be bothered to deal with me

  • @launch_0147
    @launch_0147 Před 5 lety +369

    You forgot the Studious Friendlyus, the fun nerds who let others copy

  • @daveberz2692
    @daveberz2692 Před 10 lety +253

    Well done
    You killed the Inbetweeners

    • @TVtubefilmz
      @TVtubefilmz Před 9 lety

      Original or Remake?

    • @daveberz2692
      @daveberz2692 Před 9 lety +32

      The remake killed the original...
      wtf are bus turds XD

    • @TVtubefilmz
      @TVtubefilmz Před 9 lety +4

      YEEESSSS!
      YOU ARE SO RIGHT!

    • @MrLargeForce
      @MrLargeForce Před 9 lety +1

      inbetweeners was only ever planned to have 3 seasons, if you think the american one killed the uk one then you're wrong. the uk original just ran its course

    • @TVtubefilmz
      @TVtubefilmz Před 9 lety +6

      Large Force I highly disagree. The series and the subsequent films where highly enjoyable and never seemed to get old.

  • @ctheconnectshun2246
    @ctheconnectshun2246 Před 10 lety +131

    At my school its stoners, nerdy stoners, preppy stoners, artistic stoners, and me.

  • @VENOMARI24
    @VENOMARI24 Před 7 lety +681

    I'm the guy that nobody knows is around. :D
    being home schooled doesn't help.

    • @Tommedian
      @Tommedian Před 5 lety +4

      VENOMARI24 LOL

    • @IsaiahBoutz
      @IsaiahBoutz Před 4 lety +2

      Do you at the very least get noticed by the teachers?

    • @shortcake4418
      @shortcake4418 Před 4 lety +1

      Hey! I was that too. The teachers didn't even notice I was there sometimes too!

    • @nihao20
      @nihao20 Před 4 lety +6

      the humble homus alonus

    • @aliweber3906
      @aliweber3906 Před 3 lety +1

      LOL

  • @Marxamune
    @Marxamune Před 7 lety +109

    I'm essentially a really strange cross-breed of a Nerdus Calcularus and a Dungeous Dragonum that obviously has a 'few' genetic mutations.
    My school:
    5% Nerdus Calcularus
    2% Dungeous Dragonum
    25% So So Inbetweenus
    5% Jockus Abdohavus
    3% Wealthus Richkidicus
    60% Nuisansus Ignoramus

  • @lovatojonasfan1
    @lovatojonasfan1 Před 8 lety +600

    I'm a chameleon as in I can blend in to any group I please.

  • @zachmclean8578
    @zachmclean8578 Před 9 lety +213

    You forgot my race the weird guys that sit there and talk about ww2 all day T_T

  • @ciangargan
    @ciangargan Před 7 lety +231

    Is that A-A-Ron?

  • @spacewhale4384
    @spacewhale4384 Před 6 lety +640

    My school has actual communists

  • @nonobaOMGWEEGEE2
    @nonobaOMGWEEGEE2 Před 9 lety +380

    You guys have so many species, but my school only has one species.
    "Stupidicus".

    • @sammyferns5073
      @sammyferns5073 Před 8 lety +1

      Mine has two assholesius/slutius and niceius

    • @zubinbaliga7145
      @zubinbaliga7145 Před 8 lety +2

      ***** And the ever elusive Averigacus

    • @douglasyellow
      @douglasyellow Před 8 lety

      +nonobaOMGWEEGEE2 Mine is very special as it has... THE LEGENDARY!
      BOREDISCUSSCUSS!

    • @douglasyellow
      @douglasyellow Před 8 lety

      +nonobaOMGWEEGEE2 Mine is very special as it has... THE LEGENDARY!
      BOREDISCUSSCUSS!

    • @sofaking9404
      @sofaking9404 Před 8 lety +4

      +Sammy Ferns lemme guess u see urself as the niceius

  • @TheDocbach
    @TheDocbach Před 9 lety +819

    My school had several unique species.
    The elusive "Talkshitbeindyourbackicus"
    The ever fascinating trouble inducing "suckerpunchingbitchicus"
    The ever predictable "pregoatsixteeneaus"
    The naturally gifted athlete who squanders everything with drugs and parties, known as the "wasteoftallenticus"
    The naturally gifted intellectual who purposefully gets Cs in class to make a point, the "schoolistooeasyneaus"

    • @Pjohnson12995
      @Pjohnson12995 Před 9 lety +64

      The talkshitbehindyourbackicus thrives in my region

    • @dancingnyanblue9406
      @dancingnyanblue9406 Před 9 lety +7

      He about the annoyinislaughis

    • @ericl.4874
      @ericl.4874 Před 9 lety +2

      dancing nyanblue you have no idea how much they thrive in my region of the world

    • @dancingnyanblue9406
      @dancingnyanblue9406 Před 9 lety +2

      They are killing me please send help

    • @ericl.4874
      @ericl.4874 Před 9 lety +2

      dancing nyanblue I am sorry I can't I am already dying from them as it is

  • @Biodeamon
    @Biodeamon Před 7 lety +421

    you forgot about gothicus blackarius
    And I ain't even any of these. I was liked enough to avoid most of the food chain, but not popular popular. Just that one guy everybody knows about.

    • @thebastard890
      @thebastard890 Před 7 lety +16

      same everybody knows me and i barely know them...
      ...its embarrassing sometimes

    • @Biodeamon
      @Biodeamon Před 7 lety +4

      ***** You're just jealous cause you're on the bottom of the food chain

    • @noigunason8137
      @noigunason8137 Před 7 lety +1

      Biodeamon thats litterally who i am!

    • @abdallahelsharkawy3701
      @abdallahelsharkawy3701 Před 6 lety

      Biodeamon me too I am one of this species I think we're called friendlessious populum

    • @darkperil11
      @darkperil11 Před 5 lety

      Same

  • @EatMyOREO5
    @EatMyOREO5 Před 7 lety +266

    Is that the "no ragrets" dude?

  • @moose-1
    @moose-1 Před 7 lety +451

    Didn't see that guy in the 2016 olympics...

  • @GrandeBeesly
    @GrandeBeesly Před 8 lety +865

    My school:
    1. The Jocks
    2. The Assholes
    3. The Nerds
    4. The Know-it-alls who are also assholes
    5. The Antisocials (me)
    6. The Weeaboos
    7. The Theater Kids
    8. In-betweeners
    9. The rich kids

    • @dragonhover9145
      @dragonhover9145 Před 8 lety +15

      +Feathergreencp Isn't 4, 3 and 9 the same thing?

    • @KP-tm6fv
      @KP-tm6fv Před 8 lety +15

      +Dragonhover -:- I'm 3 but I'm not 4 or 9 so that shut down your argument xD

    • @KP-tm6fv
      @KP-tm6fv Před 8 lety +9

      I am mostly 3 but I am slightly a part of 8. Btw, aren't 1 and 2 the same thing? :o

    • @quasim4487
      @quasim4487 Před 8 lety

      I fit into the jocks catagory

    • @mhmhmhmhmhm3171
      @mhmhmhmhmhm3171 Před 8 lety

      4 5 6

  • @GavinWilliamsTheGreat
    @GavinWilliamsTheGreat Před 6 lety +110

    Im in the Vapus Bathromus

  • @Crimson_Valor
    @Crimson_Valor Před 7 lety +42

    He didn't make it to the Olympics

  • @t-rexngatokorua8733
    @t-rexngatokorua8733 Před 10 lety +169

    At High School we were a super group consisting of jocks, nerds, rich people, musos, and gamers. What is this food chain of which you speak? Everyone got along at our school.

    • @Boiblu1914
      @Boiblu1914 Před 10 lety +4

      Did they? Did everyone really get along? Or was it that your high school had a different social structure?

    • @t-rexngatokorua8733
      @t-rexngatokorua8733 Před 10 lety +21

      Yeah which is why I loved my school. We looked after one another. Sure there'd be the odd disagreement between two individuals, but we were never separated by 'types' of people like in this video lol

    • @Boiblu1914
      @Boiblu1914 Před 10 lety +2

      Now I'm curious. Humor me: Where'd you go to school, how many people were in your school, and was this a public or private affair?

    • @t-rexngatokorua8733
      @t-rexngatokorua8733 Před 10 lety +6

      A school in nz, about 900 and it was a public school.

    • @Boiblu1914
      @Boiblu1914 Před 10 lety +25

      New Zealand? My God... you must have the most socially progressive society in the world to have such a large school where everyone got along regardless of their larger social status, race, religion, academic/athletic performance, or wealth.
      That's it, I'm moving.

  • @TheNucaKola
    @TheNucaKola Před 8 lety +892

    I fucking hated high school.

    • @sebbepersson6819
      @sebbepersson6819 Před 8 lety +17

      +ClandestineOstrich nigguh

    • @conservativeliberal
      @conservativeliberal Před 8 lety +2

      Dammit I still have 2 more years!

    • @KP-tm6fv
      @KP-tm6fv Před 8 lety +2

      +Invader Zim I do as well, my first 2 years were ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE (worst 2 years of my life). My 3rd year is going downhill quickly. During my first 2 years I was just a nerd who made fun of other nerds but so far this year I'm popular, intelligent, I'm in a few clubs, and I am great at sports (pretty much the perfect high school student), BUT I am losing friends very quickly even though I have stayed the nice person that I have always been. Soon, I will lose my popularity which will affect my self-esteem a bit which in turn will eventually affect everything else I do in school...I just want to go to college and move on...
      High school is where life goes downhill for everybody. Popular people start doing drugs and drop out; nerds realize just how much popularity affects people's status in high school and their self-esteem may drop which leads to their grades dropping (but they will be successful after high school); everyone else falls somewhere in the middle of these 2 groups.......

    • @jaocb178
      @jaocb178 Před 8 lety +1

      +NucaCola why

    • @TheNucaKola
      @TheNucaKola Před 8 lety +1

      +Jacob Nguyen why should I explain it to you?
      It sucked, that's all that should matter to you.

  • @riotctrl9703
    @riotctrl9703 Před 7 lety +158

    You could call me the cykanius blaytshantious
    Always uses P90 or AK 47 depending on skill
    Listines to Harbass all the time
    Always rushes B
    Becomes global elite in 20 days.

    • @stoutyyyy
      @stoutyyyy Před 7 lety +5

      димитрий Наемник cheeki breeki

    • @riotctrl9703
      @riotctrl9703 Před 7 lety +1

      Stephen M. Stouter Iv Damke

    • @alexbones2984
      @alexbones2984 Před 7 lety

      димитрий Наемник p90? u fukin suck

    • @riotctrl9703
      @riotctrl9703 Před 7 lety +1

      Alex Bones your that guy that only uses tec-9 and says that none of his team are good

    • @alexbones2984
      @alexbones2984 Před 7 lety

      димитрий Наемник no I'm the sniper guy that's good enough to noscope defend himself the whole game in the middle of the enemys base 😏

  • @iSKsniper
    @iSKsniper Před 7 lety +52

    1:00 when the 2016 olympics just passed....

    • @tobymassoom
      @tobymassoom Před 5 lety +1

      its me from the future. Brazil got roasted over the shitty things they did for the Olympics, such as discriminate against the lower class and literally build a fucking wall to block them out

    • @Metzo-mh9tc
      @Metzo-mh9tc Před 5 lety

      iSK this was made in 2012

  • @arda9437
    @arda9437 Před 7 lety +1507

    I'm a so so inbetweenus and nerdus calcularus cross breed
    Edit: didnt expect this to have so many likes.

  • @ManchesterBurns
    @ManchesterBurns Před 9 lety +273

    These are standards from the 80's and the 90's. Nowadays, it's cool to be a nerd/geek. Only the dumb blonde likes the rich kid, and the jock joins the nerds in the quest of playing Call of Duty. yea, times have changed. O and anime people too, almost forgot those guys.

    • @sladikk
      @sladikk Před 9 lety +28

      Anime people are usually also the nerds.

    • @saidifmejia9173
      @saidifmejia9173 Před 9 lety +6

      Actually, most of these kids are still separated into different cliques and have a strong dislike for each other, but yeah the blonde still goes for the douchey jock.

    • @Evija3000
      @Evija3000 Před 9 lety +5

      Computer games unite. We need to bring them to the middle east.

    • @matthewiler7094
      @matthewiler7094 Před 9 lety +3

      There is no denying that it's hip to be square.

    • @arstulex
      @arstulex Před 9 lety +10

      sladikk
      The animu mango loving weaboos are pretty much bottom of the chain now

  • @Luca-ly7vh
    @Luca-ly7vh Před 7 lety +183

    Those fake inbetweeners just piss me off so much

  • @samaxion93
    @samaxion93 Před 3 lety +8

    Wait the inbetweenus is actually the cast of the American remake of the inbetweeners lmao

  • @milkybarkid104
    @milkybarkid104 Před 9 lety +229

    Augh, it's adorable when the Americans try to do the inbetweeners, the office, top gear and countless more

    • @yinnyonline
      @yinnyonline Před 9 lety +134

      except the american office is actually funny

    • @iamiam5053
      @iamiam5053 Před 9 lety +39

      Shingeki no Kylie
      Dont be modest the office is hilarious

    • @Evija3000
      @Evija3000 Před 9 lety +4

      They have top gear? Haven't even heard of their version.

    • @milkybarkid104
      @milkybarkid104 Před 9 lety +2

      Evija3000 I know, that is how bad it is.

    • @sniperspree5811
      @sniperspree5811 Před 9 lety +15

      Evija3000 Fuck man. The English Top Gear is awesome! (I'm American). I honestly don't see how people watch our nasty Top Gear.

  • @bL4zZ3e
    @bL4zZ3e Před 9 lety +190

    Don't forget the rare breed of nerd/geek/jock/anime lover/gamer

  • @rudygomez000
    @rudygomez000 Před 7 lety +19

    im the cross breed of nerdus calcularus and dragon dragonium

  • @rylanturner2842
    @rylanturner2842 Před 7 lety +14

    I hope he didn't train for the 2016 Olympics.

  • @ASRMN27
    @ASRMN27 Před 7 lety +1851

    Im the neutral that can hangout with whoever

  • @psnmadracer27
    @psnmadracer27 Před 10 lety +81

    There are way more categories than that.
    The posers, the douchebags, the geniuses, the bullies, the bullied; the list goes on and on.

    • @HaroldTheSockMonkey
      @HaroldTheSockMonkey Před 10 lety +3

      you literally just restated the categories they already listed

    • @InfinityGamingYT1
      @InfinityGamingYT1 Před 10 lety

      HaroldTheSockMonkey Yup

    • @psnmadracer27
      @psnmadracer27 Před 10 lety

      HaroldTheSockMonkey Not really, no. It names the popular chicks, the jocks, the "in-betweeners" and the nerds.

    • @jackhammerization
      @jackhammerization Před 10 lety +1

      NO ONE CARES!!!!!!!!!!

    • @psnmadracer27
      @psnmadracer27 Před 10 lety +5

      Ryan Henesey You cared enough to comment.

  • @lordzacarius642
    @lordzacarius642 Před 3 lety +3

    0:51 as a British person, I can confirm that we call our version of basketball soccer

  • @ZombiesOnDrugs101
    @ZombiesOnDrugs101 Před 6 lety +10

    "I would be hitting threes all day if I wasn't shooting with my heroin arm"

  • @kenllacer
    @kenllacer Před 8 lety +248

    In East Asia:
    The Principal is the Shogun
    The Teachers are the Enlightened Buddhist Monks
    The Nerds are the Daimyo
    The Athletes are the Samurai
    The Cheerleaders are the Geisha
    The Rich kids are the Elite Traders/Merchants
    The Regular kids are the Serfs
    And your Homework are the Ninja
    It's a freaking Feudal System I tell ya!

    • @PURPLEONIOND
      @PURPLEONIOND Před 8 lety +6

      Well I can tell your a daimyo

    • @kobaltapollodorus8922
      @kobaltapollodorus8922 Před 8 lety +4

      Nerds are the second/third highest rank in the entire feudal system? Sweet!!

    • @mach6247
      @mach6247 Před 8 lety +2

      This is funny. Nice one dude

    • @harrisondejoux8520
      @harrisondejoux8520 Před rokem

      Weren't traders considered the lowest class.

    • @s.sgaming4219
      @s.sgaming4219 Před rokem

      @@kobaltapollodorus8922 even irl if the nerd was one of those who tutored or shared their hw with others, they'd have a pretty good friend(assciates) circle even if it isn't the most healthy type of friend group. So understandable

  • @swimsuitcookies
    @swimsuitcookies Před 10 lety +179

    Why is there only one species of girls lol, where are the athletic chicks, the nerdy chicks, and the geeky chicks?

    • @cottonballs185
      @cottonballs185 Před 10 lety +31

      "[N]erdy chicks... geeky chicks." That's a laugh. Contrary to Facebook posts and viral advertising, those don't exist.

    • @sharpfeather7656
      @sharpfeather7656 Před 10 lety +54

      dcruz453 You obviously have not browsed Tumblr...

    • @swimsuitcookies
      @swimsuitcookies Před 10 lety +17

      dcruz453 =_= * nintendo fangirl/pc-gamer *

    • @cottonballs185
      @cottonballs185 Před 10 lety +15

      And both of you are delusional weebs.

    • @swimsuitcookies
      @swimsuitcookies Před 10 lety +11

      dcruz453 You're the one who *still* has a rage-face as your profile picture, I'd say you're the delusional one. What a scrub

  • @mk14ist
    @mk14ist Před 6 lety

    They should make more of these omg

  • @avramdiy
    @avramdiy Před 7 lety

    I wish you guys would continue this series

  • @lelenny7725
    @lelenny7725 Před 8 lety +703

    i'm that one guy you can't hate because he's equally nice to everyone

    • @2000daboss
      @2000daboss Před 8 lety +8

      +jemoederwil datjenaarhuiskomt Everyone should be that guy

    • @KP-tm6fv
      @KP-tm6fv Před 8 lety +10

      I'm that guy and this is my third year of high school now. So far, everybody has been horrible to me (There are only 2 nice people in my school and they're me and my friend Danny...). Me and Danny don't go way back but I have known Danny since my first day of school in America (I'm British but I moved to America 4 years ago). The only reason why people have been friendly to me is because I'm British (they don't look at how I'm the most intelligent kid in school or how I'm great at sports but they just see me as the British kid with the cool accent). Because I'm a nice guy, I can make friends quickly (this year I have lost many friends because they started getting jealous of me but I have managed to make new friends who turn me into a better person). Honestly, I just want to get out of high school and go to college as soon as possible (another chance to start over).

    • @seknight2835
      @seknight2835 Před 8 lety

      die is juist het beste

    • @bertlyte3471
      @bertlyte3471 Před 8 lety +2

      +jemoederwil datjenaarhuiskomt All in all you can act like whoever you want and be popular as long as your good looking.

    • @2000daboss
      @2000daboss Před 8 lety +14

      K Patel You don't sound like that guy to me, it sound more like something called "paranoia"

  • @Anonland
    @Anonland Před 8 lety +821

    As long as you dont act weird, smell good, dress clean, workout(optional), and have plenty friends(or few best friends) then you SHOULDNT worry about high school. Focus on your grades ffs and doing extracurriculars.

    • @Jawz4Lyfe
      @Jawz4Lyfe Před 8 lety +25

      This.

    • @andrewpaul2716
      @andrewpaul2716 Před 8 lety +1

      +I'll put a Jihad on you too This is true. I did all of those things except workout, (I'm already skinny) and I cruised through high school.

    • @ezrenficker4502
      @ezrenficker4502 Před 8 lety +25

      I'm almost the exact opposite of what you listed (except the smell good). No wonder high school is freakin hard so far.

    • @sponsje
      @sponsje Před 8 lety +3

      +Prosthetic Soul
      >implying this is not average
      What do you see as average then?

    • @sponsje
      @sponsje Před 8 lety +8

      Prosthetic Soul
      How did I read it incorrectly? OP posted his example of what an average teenager was supposed to be. What you implied in your post is that his example isn't correctly representing the average teenager. Did I get anything wrong?

  • @eeveelover416
    @eeveelover416 Před 7 lety +10

    It seems the population of so so inbetweenus has risen dramatically in the last few years.

  • @thebeingdestroyerofworlds8690

    I'm that wierd guy that everybody knows but they actualy like even tho he's a bit odd but not odd enough to be an outcast that everybody likes to hang out with but doesn't actualy want them as a friend

    • @-error--error-3708
      @-error--error-3708 Před 6 lety +2

      The being destroyer of worlds my guy, I feel you bro

    • @strollas
      @strollas Před 6 lety +3

      huh wtf is this? "likes to hang out, but not as a friend." being someone's friend isn't much of a feat, it's pretty simple. i say i'm friends with a person if we've managed to have a simple convo. i bet if you say "are we friends," they'll first look at you strangely, realize what you're going through with your embarrassed face, and speak up in a confident tone saying "yea ofc."

    • @BlueBlazeKing
      @BlueBlazeKing Před 5 lety +7

      Oh yeah I know it’s that perfect spot where you’re not the popular kid or the dorkiest but you can enter any of end of the spectrum without problems. It’s basically where I fall in because I mostly hang out with friends who aren’t the top of the food chain but I’m a pretty well known guy that people like

    • @NakulGanapathy
      @NakulGanapathy Před 5 lety +3

      Blue Blaze King most perfect description of me

    • @BlueBlazeKing
      @BlueBlazeKing Před 5 lety +3

      Nakul Ganapathy Yeah most people try to be the captain of a sports team , prom queen , class president. But to me where I stand is where I can hang out with any clique easily allows a lot more freedom.

  • @kaliguravauss9740
    @kaliguravauss9740 Před 8 lety +219

    I'm the 'whatthefuckiticus'
    Quiet and shy, devilishly attractive, humorous, doesn't get bullied, nor bully, yet a loser.

    • @Joeakuaku
      @Joeakuaku Před 8 lety

      I'm kinda like that.

    • @kaliguravauss9740
      @kaliguravauss9740 Před 8 lety +13

      *****
      a little bit of both

    • @smart_truffles
      @smart_truffles Před 8 lety +6

      Description fits me. Dunno about the devilishly attractive and quiet and shy part though.

    • @bob9139
      @bob9139 Před 8 lety

      Same except for the attractive part.

    • @Joeakuaku
      @Joeakuaku Před 8 lety

      Can this stop being necro'd?

  • @TheStarkman123
    @TheStarkman123 Před 8 lety +69

    I go to an all boys school so you can imagine what it's like.

    • @nn3534
      @nn3534 Před 8 lety +6

      IM SO SORRY

    • @rjg27
      @rjg27 Před 8 lety +6

      +Stark My condolences

    • @TheStarkman123
      @TheStarkman123 Před 8 lety +2

      +FizCap no u

    • @MechaJutaro
      @MechaJutaro Před 8 lety +1

      I go to an all boys school so you can imagine what it's like.
      More homosexual innuendo than an HBO on Demand episode of OZ, I fear

    • @TheStarkman123
      @TheStarkman123 Před 8 lety

      +Baron Of Hair nice one lol.
      +Whatsername like Baron said, lots of gay and rape jokes.

  • @whatthemusicknows
    @whatthemusicknows Před 3 lety +1

    Watching this in 2020. Hearing Kobe’s name. It hurts a little.

  • @w1ckededits817
    @w1ckededits817 Před 5 lety +6

    The highest on the food chain is the huge quiet kid

  • @tumbi97
    @tumbi97 Před 8 lety +25

    YOU DONE MESSED UP A-A-RON !

  • @peturkristinsson9463
    @peturkristinsson9463 Před 7 lety +545

    I don't even know what I am.

    • @PM-vs3rh
      @PM-vs3rh Před 7 lety +17

      probably the inbetweener

    • @MrPicklepod
      @MrPicklepod Před 7 lety +19

      +Pepe! At The Disco hehe you said weener

    • @WristFreeze97
      @WristFreeze97 Před 7 lety +21

      MrPicklepod Well you definitely are an inbetweener

    • @satesup4353
      @satesup4353 Před 6 lety +3

      ...Aaaaah The Unanimous Anonymus Nowhereus... . Welcome to the circle, my friend... . XD

    • @sunlight5068
      @sunlight5068 Před 6 lety

      Pétur Kristinsson I’m probably at the high end of the inbetweener species

  • @jamescasto4741
    @jamescasto4741 Před 4 lety

    Make more of this

  • @jamessavage1965
    @jamessavage1965 Před 5 lety

    First day of school tommorow had to watch again

  • @DubstepFromGod
    @DubstepFromGod Před 9 lety +7

    The guy working out in the background from 1:41 to 1:53 is my favorite part of this video

  • @megamanbrandon
    @megamanbrandon Před 10 lety +90

    Like if you where a So-so inbetweenus.....

  • @charlotteh7512
    @charlotteh7512 Před 7 lety

    i need more of this lol

  • @akashmore265
    @akashmore265 Před 6 lety

    Okay, where are the other episodes? I have been trying to find it for years

  • @Boiblu1914
    @Boiblu1914 Před 10 lety +58

    People need to stop taking these videos so seriously. Every school is different, and there are certain social standards that vary depending on whatever you region you reside in. I'm was a NYC kid. Hardly anything is this stratified where no one deals with one another. But these factions exist on some level.
    And for some of you these archetypes apply perfectly to your high schools. The only difference is you're either oblivious or in denial.

    • @bravepotatoe7513
      @bravepotatoe7513 Před 10 lety +4

      ***** in my school the video is over 9000% true lol

    • @kelvinp8992
      @kelvinp8992 Před 10 lety +4

      ***** i guess my high school is same as yours. we are all friendly to one another.

    • @theEddieworld
      @theEddieworld Před 10 lety

      *****
      same with mine

    • @swimsuitcookies
      @swimsuitcookies Před 10 lety

      zachmdful I can feel the love

    • @zachmdful
      @zachmdful Před 10 lety

      Griphinn Theres worse then you btw, Im just using you as an example

  • @Bailskywalker
    @Bailskywalker Před 9 lety +12

    My school is spilt up between Popular, Badass and hipsters, drama queens, inbetweeners, teacher's pets, nerds and geeks, and anime lovers.

  • @zakariyahshah5229
    @zakariyahshah5229 Před 7 lety

    I love being in high school, I don't know why some people say they don't enjoy it. It's the best time of my life

  • @virtueisdead
    @virtueisdead Před 6 lety

    i cant see it through all the pixels
    ive never seen a video this high quality before

  • @juiceboxjunkieTV
    @juiceboxjunkieTV Před 10 lety +21

    I got out of high school 3 years ago. You realize once you leave high school that none of that shit you thought mattered in high school doesn't matter at all.

    • @kylenissley103
      @kylenissley103 Před 10 lety +20

      Apparently english class doesn't matter? :)

    • @juiceboxjunkieTV
      @juiceboxjunkieTV Před 10 lety +3

      Kyle Nissley Lol, I hope you can forgive my grammatical mistakes.

    • @juiceboxjunkieTV
      @juiceboxjunkieTV Před 10 lety +2

      Kyle Nissley My English is not so good, but I am learning on my way :)

    • @VeryBeowulf
      @VeryBeowulf Před 10 lety +2

      19, senior, leaving highschool by the end of the year, having frequent panic attacks because of it. And also LYNCH MOB, FOR GRAMMATICAL MISTAKES, BECAUSE THIS IS THE INTERNET!

  • @krisd2518
    @krisd2518 Před 8 lety +8

    I'm a "whatamievendoingus." Smart enough to pass my classes, too lazy to do my work, procrastinate until the last possible moment, have a lot of friends, yet am too socially awkward to even talk to them. What am I even doing.

  • @caseymather1957
    @caseymather1957 Před 7 lety

    I could see a whole series of this

  • @adamcarleton2477
    @adamcarleton2477 Před 6 lety

    The narrator makes this so much better

  • @tapsumbung81
    @tapsumbung81 Před 10 lety +13

    Then there is the "dontgiveafuckus" who just hangs out with good friends, doesnt care who is cool or not, goes longboarding, and plays COD after school.

  • @TheOldBlackShuckyDog
    @TheOldBlackShuckyDog Před 9 lety +101

    Wait, is this Americas attempt of the Inbetweeners. Haha, now I expected it to be bad but come on, they even tried to throw in a British joke just to humiliate us more.

    • @McFrager
      @McFrager Před 9 lety +7

      Well they say imitations is the most sincere form of flattery.... But some people just can't take compliments. Though i'm just going to go ahead and assume the British were just copying College Humour.

    • @TheOldBlackShuckyDog
      @TheOldBlackShuckyDog Před 9 lety +11

      B Roberts Or in this case they say imitations the easiest way to get cheap likes, without having to think up much of a premise. Now this next fact may shock you, but the British Inbetweeners was made long before this video.

    • @McFrager
      @McFrager Před 9 lety +1

      Jack McConnell Well the entertainment industry is always copying someone's idea.... But i thought it was pretty apparent that college humour borrows ideas here and there.

    • @gabeg9855
      @gabeg9855 Před 9 lety +8

      B Roberts The British Inbetweeners was actually based on the writers' own experiences of being in the same social place, those writers being Iain Morris and Damon Beesley. So not taking too many ideas from other shows.

    • @McFrager
      @McFrager Před 9 lety

      Gabe G If the inbetweeners use the "and here we see the blankus somethingus in it's natural habitat" ....they would have got that from some animal documentary. But as far as college humour's level of "oh that was funny, let's do that." (copying and pasting).... I agree, pretty original on the Inbetweeners writer's part.

  • @yilanjulia4423
    @yilanjulia4423 Před 6 lety +1

    “Wealthus richkidicus” “jockus abdohavus” I DIED LMAO

  • @Spiralhead761
    @Spiralhead761 Před 7 lety +70

    school is not like this at all...... wtf

  • @dphotonic
    @dphotonic Před 10 lety +14

    Then there's the theater kids...

  • @Oranovic
    @Oranovic Před 10 lety +59

    US Inbetweeners sucks compared to the British one

    • @casio81234
      @casio81234 Před 10 lety +12

      Coconut Steve Sorry but watch the British inbetweeners it's seriously funny

    • @jonathanmuncaster6300
      @jonathanmuncaster6300 Před 10 lety +3

      Coconut Steve *you're.

    • @ThePeckhamPlonker
      @ThePeckhamPlonker Před 10 lety +3

      Coconut Steve The US version got attacked by critics.
      The british version got praised.
      It's a fact. Nothing to with it's nationality. American version was shit.

    • @jameswafer7732
      @jameswafer7732 Před 10 lety +2

      There's a US version of inbetweeners? Was it better than the Skins remake? :p Its gotta be better than the Top Gear remake.

    • @ZeeTheBuff
      @ZeeTheBuff Před 10 lety

      James Wafer shame about The Office UK amiright?

  • @jmbilbao7527
    @jmbilbao7527 Před 5 lety +8

    Hold up, Pause at 1:26.
    He looks like the character from doodle jump.

  • @FFpop
    @FFpop Před 6 lety

    I want more of this it is really funny

  • @Annihilator49
    @Annihilator49 Před 10 lety +17

    Oddly at my school the Valedictorians were also the most popular students. All of the nerds had below a 2.5 GPA

  • @GrilledChickenTV
    @GrilledChickenTV Před 10 lety +21

    Since I go to a fucking tiny school with around 100 students in the entire school, there's no such thing as cliques, your either just friends with someone or not.

    • @Akaniya24
      @Akaniya24 Před 10 lety +8

      High school for me was 3,000 people. From 10-12 Grade. It was fun.

    • @GrilledChickenTV
      @GrilledChickenTV Před 10 lety +9

      I also live in Ireland so people are just generally nicer...

    • @justins340
      @justins340 Před 10 lety

      My school has about 6000, and there are pretty much no cliques either. Just groups of friends, who may or may not have similar personality and physical traits.

    • @21donuts
      @21donuts Před 9 lety +1

      my school has fucking 16,000 kids in it, yo i need a school where youre chill with everyone like yours

    • @trollstoel
      @trollstoel Před 9 lety

      Tori Olender where do you live now?=)

  • @jakeguldin
    @jakeguldin Před 6 lety

    In my school, there’s so much separation and little to no interaction between the different cliques that nothing bad ever really happens

  • @ioncekilledamanwithmyshoe
    @ioncekilledamanwithmyshoe Před 6 lety +66

    British is better British is better British is better British is better British is better British is better British is better British is better British is better, I’m not even British.

  • @Anti-Taxxer
    @Anti-Taxxer Před 9 lety +56

    I hated my high school days, I hate large crowds of annoying teenagers, I hate modern american culture, I hate a high school environment, etc...

    • @GaryTurbo
      @GaryTurbo Před 9 lety +5

      john g Non whites don't shoot up schools

    • @Holygiant
      @Holygiant Před 9 lety +16

      MrGaryTOnline yeah they shoot each other instead

    • @GaryTurbo
      @GaryTurbo Před 9 lety

      Holygiant No, white people do that

    • @LuckySpinz
      @LuckySpinz Před 9 lety

      Same.

    • @GaryTurbo
      @GaryTurbo Před 9 lety

      ***** Why? White people cant accept the truth?

  • @DaN6maN
    @DaN6maN Před 10 lety +24

    HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO FUCKING TRUE

  • @aprilmazae4811
    @aprilmazae4811 Před 7 lety

    i would watch this

  • @gillianfleischer5620
    @gillianfleischer5620 Před 4 lety

    That’s the funny thing I was an in between
    I had a group of friends and we just kinda complimented about other students and teachers, I kinda loved it

  • @TheEmmaporium
    @TheEmmaporium Před 10 lety +13

    Guys, it's A-aron!

  • @ChironTheWounded
    @ChironTheWounded Před 10 lety +20

    This is so much like the actual Inbetweeners.

  • @Matthewejbaker
    @Matthewejbaker Před 7 lety

    This should have been a series...

  • @xaviermyers3638
    @xaviermyers3638 Před 6 lety

    OMFG!!! I LITERALLY GO TO THE SCHOOL USED AT THE VERY BEGINNING!

  • @TheKdog344
    @TheKdog344 Před 10 lety +13

    That kid with the long hair and the head band looks like one of the actors in "Meet the Miller's".

  • @sunnyvale3942
    @sunnyvale3942 Před 9 lety +20

    Yo, isnt that the guy from " The Millers"?

  • @simona2052
    @simona2052 Před 6 lety

    More plz

  • @PresObama
    @PresObama Před 6 lety

    BRANDED!

  • @mjwils8526
    @mjwils8526 Před 8 lety +5

    "I found that in the parking lot" 😂 that was pretty funny

  • @ivanreii
    @ivanreii Před 10 lety +18

    in my high school the riches the poor and the jocks and the nerds get along well xD

    • @keitoimon
      @keitoimon Před 10 lety

      *****
      at my school there all those bastards but they fail at mobbing the nerds otakus gamers trekys ect. because they are allys / friends and if you try to insult them they will ignore you , laugth about you , wonder why you have no life , why your friends aren't intertaining enought so that you have something better to do or , if you go to an extreme they will comme and beat you up , they have people do martirial arts , know the human body so good that when they poke you you fall uncosious ect. .
      so go on try to mobb them like most , they won't be mostly won't be hurt or insulted and if they are , go run to your moomy
      sincerly ,
      an gamer , anime otaku , and martirial artist : )

    • @lakshen47
      @lakshen47 Před 10 lety

      wannabe podcaster What is martirial arts? And the poking thing is BS :)

    • @keitoimon
      @keitoimon Před 10 lety

      lakshen47 judo , kindojitsu , karate and teakwondo for example

    • @keitoimon
      @keitoimon Před 10 lety

      wannabe podcaster
      but we too have a kick
      boxer

    • @lakshen47
      @lakshen47 Před 10 lety +4

      wannabe podcaster Those are called martial arts, and none of those you just mentioned uses the kinds of pressure points you were talking about, in fact I don't think any martial art does.
      And there is nothing called kindojitsu?
      My bullshit senses are tingling.

  • @stevendemayo7011
    @stevendemayo7011 Před 7 lety

    should've been a full series

  • @johndeere2685
    @johndeere2685 Před 6 lety

    This made me laugh. Probably because the first group reminded me of my friends and myself a lot.

  • @user-cq3jj7fl7o
    @user-cq3jj7fl7o Před 10 lety +14

    You guys forgot Potheadus Smokus

    • @Nighthawkifikation
      @Nighthawkifikation Před 10 lety

      Were you talking about Potheadus Smokus Actuallis or Potheadus Smokus Immitadus? Very important matter. You see, Potheadus Smokus Immitadus would be considered one of these 'So-So's', while Potheadus Smokus Actuallis falls into the category of the 'Prey', but does not share it's intellectual capabilities. What it loses in brain cells, it makes up for in the amount of 'daddy issues'.

    • @user-cq3jj7fl7o
      @user-cq3jj7fl7o Před 10 lety +2

      Nighthawkifikation Potheadus Smokus Immitadus and Potheadus Smokus Actuallis are of the exact same intellect, I think you mean Drugheadus Snorticus which is a very rare species in highschool most likely because it never shows up to class. They usually grow up to turn into a different species called Unemployedicus Moronus.

    • @user-cq3jj7fl7o
      @user-cq3jj7fl7o Před 10 lety

      Üzerime Un Dök Bebeğim Been there, done that.

  • @aymanalij
    @aymanalij Před 9 lety +20

    thumbs up if you saw ScottyP from We're the Millers

    • @kuchmatt807
      @kuchmatt807 Před 9 lety +2

      You clearly didn't understand this video.

  • @hirokatsuvictor8755
    @hirokatsuvictor8755 Před 5 lety

    Don't forget the Edgus shootus. It has a unique defence mechanism in which they use a 9mm pistol or a 12-gauge shotguns.
    Another species of Edgus is the E. Oddus that also has a defence mechanism that comprises of a collection of knives and has unique pattern of scars on their appendages.

  • @isaaceshleman2833
    @isaaceshleman2833 Před 6 lety

    This is just... Just... YES!