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with all that helix cash you should buy one of these dolls and test it out, make it into a video lol
Drop the doc I wanna see it
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Some people treat women like objects. Some treat objects like women
_Strokes toaster_
Don't listen to him honey he's just jealous.
The duality of man at its finest
@@planescapedis your toaster a *tehe* Hamilton?😩🥺
i wanna play soccer with you.... PLEASE
@@spacelemming0128 I’m not a sports man but I’ll give you company and I’ll try to play man
As a guy who lives with his parents while trying to save money, if I brought a doll home my mom might waterboard me before excommunicating me
If I was your dad, I'd simply say "It's not waterboarding if we use gasoline, son"
@@johannesstephanusroos4969You better be lighting that gasoline after the water boarding. Don’t want that coming back to life
@@thunderball11111 Man, I thought I was being mean 😂
You have a good mom.
What would your dad do?
"this pubic hair came from Sweden" is certainly a sentence
Just imagine it could have come from a 50 year old man, you never know
Everyone knows the Swedes grow the finest pubic hair 😂
The chin of Bjorn from ABBA.
@@PhoenixNemesis-lv9vl
yooo shout out ABBA
I hit pause, walked away, and just went outside lol
Gordon looks like he’s about one rejection away from skinning his victims in order to make a coat
😂😂
YOU PUT THE LOTION ON THE SKIN
I know im severely depressed, and my mind is messed up.But...I'm not a doll guy.And that's a major win.
❤ i am proud of you
Huge W brother. Stay strong you got this
Yes, is win.
Proud of you dude, dolls are kind of an expensive cop out
You seem emotionally in tune with yourself, I hope things get easier for you soon 🙏🏼
I hope you get the help you need for your depression ❤ and yes, it is a huge win
"I currently live with my parents, it's a little embarrassing"
Yeah that's not the thing you should be embarrassed about pal...
Lmao. Well said 😂
And later "I can't stand being lonely"... REALLY
Little bit of A, lotta bit of B
I think his parents are doing this wrong. You wanna live in their house for free, they get to throw your dolls into a dumpster. Fairs fair.
When I first saw the house I was like, how difficult could it actually be to find an attractive mate if you live in a fucking villa and then that comment came. Oh it's his parents house. Pathetic.
“This one smells like fish” made me FULLY dry heave
The ones with heaters always do
Sometimes a sense of shame is a good thing, these men have none. Not even sure you can call them 'men', they are more like creatures.
The wife sayin "I dont think he licks the p*ssy" was just bizarre too. Then moments later the dude admits he has screwed some of the dolls?!?!? Clients worn out dolls??? WTF??? Does he take them for a test spin???
_That 'repair' shop must smell like fishermans wharf at low tide._
So do you
@@allenlindsey1175Why is that?
@@fashowallday4073 cause the fish is directly on the heater
All these dudes have the same glassy eyed, thousand yard stare you only see in the mugshots of serial killers.
they're mentally broken.
"young michael jackson unboxing a old michael jackson" 🤣
extremely underrated line, I swear Phil could be a comedian sometimes. that observation was SPOT ON 🤣🤣🤣
This line nearly sent me to an early grave 😂
Got a light-skinned friend looks like Michael Jackson, got a dark-skinned friend looks like Michael Jackson..
or an old MJ unboxing a young MJ, another level of weird
I SCREAMED TO THAT LMAOOOOOOO
"She looks like a victim... It's the blank stare."
I think it's part of the appeal.
uuughh... youre right though. I think it was in a video about yandev but basically some literally assault (as in physical violence) these dolls.
@@itsastrofloof yandev and his sex doll was a chapter of the internet I never wanted to live to see
I don't think so. If their fantasy was to abuse, a doll wouldn't cut it. Plus, they humanize them to be their enthusiastic girlfriends. They invent entire life stories behind them. I think there's a mental illness behind it, it's not a solution for a person who can't find a partner because for a regular person a doll can't compete with a human even in the worst of times. It's an object fetish and it demonstrates in many variants. Here, the human like doll is not a substitute but a goal itself.
Why is it so appealing to you?
you can't group them all in one category. they all have different motivations as to why they do this @@AamuAurora
Phil, I hope you actually see this. I am a sheltered 70 yr old lady in the boonies with a wicked sense of humor. Saw the very 1st SNL on tv. I love your channel. I love your quick wit! I hope you do stand up on the side. You have introduced me to the freakiest $hit i didn't know existed. Your comments are hysterical! You're both cutting edge and 80 yr old cranky old dude--- and you make that Kool. Dave-kat was on several Strange Addiction shows 15 years ago...so he never moved to real women. Ha! ❤❤❤❤❤
We love you Wendi! 🫂
What the fl0ck?
@Hailey22478shut up man, not the place for this
This is one based lady and I love it. Welcome, Wendi
Lol @Hailey22478
"With the doll you know what to expect, with women you don't really get that".
Yeah, that tends to happen when the women are alive.
Soooo date those that aren;t?
But how do you keep them fresh?
Nah this was the only valid point, women are unpredictable af and sometimes you just want to relieve your balls.
Gordon is only 39 years old???? That's honestly the most shocking part so far. He looks at least 10 years older than that. I would not say his lifestyle is working for him. He definitely has human bodies in a closet or a hole in the woods somewhere.
39? thats methed up! I thought he was 60
@@jangofett7421He certainly uses meth
meh his face is fucked up but his stare and demeanor says 40 most to me. But yeah it's fucked up lmao
it's soooo over
Jesus... he is three years older than me but he looks 20 years older
I think people who are this far gone actually need external help - it's not a skill issue when you don't possess the capacity to develop any skills.
This guy gets it.... but at the end of this thought the skill issue remains its just very clear that some people are not to blame for their lack of developmental social skills/capacity. Thats the gnarly and true part of it. It hapenned and the people to blame are long gone. So we tradh the symptom instead of the cause. Sad but my heart honesttly still goes out to them. ❤😢
@@thomasngoga2152I wouldn’t be surprised if, some of these men also went through some kind of sexual abuse while they were children.
We can point and laugh but we never know what they’ve gone through.
it kinda bothers me how judgmental phillion is, cuz he’s hella smart but really negative. i guess he plays up his reactions and jokes for videos but yeah like you both said it’s so much deeper than just a “skill issue”
@@TRILLMARhow is he smart? He is a youtuber lmao
Yeah these dudes definitely have had some child hood trauma or neglect, it's like socializing a dog i guess if the parents never instill those skills while young. They're kinda just fucked for the rest of their life
imagine being a truck driver and your biggest hold up of the day is some dude saying goodbye to his sex doll lol
@@TheCutiePatrol i can hear the drivers inner monologue, " oh God oh christ its one of these pick ups again. I'm just gonna tell creepy im late on delivery so I won't have to sit here watching him cry goodbye for 20 mins"
I wonder if he randomly yells b*tch shut up while he's gaming 😂
As a 33y.o Afghanistan veteran who worked as an hvac installer until I suffered 2 ischemic strokes from endocarditis (mrsa infection) I lost my job ability to walk lost my apartment and moved in with my parents and even with all the shit I've been through and living with my parents and not being able to use my left hand because of paralysis I still couldn't do any of this weird shit. I'd rather off myself. 😂
😅😊😊😊
Hope you are doing well, man. Stay strong
Damn bro. Just throwing out a comment to say, life is really unfair, sorry that happened. You did everything right, these clowns, whew. Anyway whatever good vibes I can send your way bro
@PicaPauDiablo1 thank you! Everyone has different problems so I'll just be thankful I'm alive 🙏.
@Awesome1094 thank you!means alot. God bless 🙌
she went from " should we crack open the wine" to " I need a beer" so fast.
She tried to play it off cool while I know she was waiting for an appropriate time to leave. Why the hell she worked so hard to spare this weirdos feelings is beyond me. The truth hurts but it needs to be said sonetimes.
@@asarishepard8171 because we've said for along ass time "dont kink shame" which is total BS and we definitely should tell people when they are fucking creepy weirdos.
@@Fleato we need to bring shame back. Shame on this man for throwing his gf into this like its normal.
Bro the way he had them splayed with their legs open and short skirts to me is a blatant disrespect for women. I think he was trying to make her break up with him. Like bro could’ve at least put some decent clothes on them
@@globalphenomena6979
You're right,, I get serial k*ller vibes from ALL these guys but this Michael guy - okay the guy from Virginia is the worst,, but Michael having 8 dolls all cooling their heels (and everything else) in coffin - like shipping crates IS SCREAMING WEIRD at about 600 decibels...
Me waiting patiently for Phil to discover the dudes who fuck their car's exhaust pipes
Wait! what 😳 oh hell nah
Goats cows hens dogs🤣
Yesss.🙆♂️ Youve seen strange addictions I see😅
Call the police
That's one hell of a way to handle their... "emissions"...
NO WAY!! I used to work with Mike at Lockheed Martin. I heard about him and his dolls from the mechanics on the floor. Just be glad you didn’t have to see the cleaning process…
@Hailey22478Usually this type of comment would be slightly annoying, but on this video it seems perfectly reasonable
@Hailey22478 God, save this man from your goofy ass comment
@Hailey22478 damn jesus sure wastes his time than cause im doing a 360 kickflip straight into hell
Boo.
So this is what aerospace contractors do. And they won't let me in cause I did some drugs for a while. Bullocks
“Life is Dark Souls”
~Phil, 2024.
Banger quote from the third eye himself
Life is Roblox
Gordon is the scariest. He reminds me of the kids that I would be friends with just so if they came to school with a gun they would spare me.
Murica
Is he though? He literally keeps to himself and doesn't even go out. He's not bothering anyone or harming anyone else
@@Uragaan1 sounds like the neighbour after a massacre, "he always kept to himself" hahahaha
Evergard is the weirdest to me, he’s quiet in a way that gives me shivers
Everard is the scariest tbh. He can't get any women and is weirdly obsessed with mommy.
“Some people are hard capped in bronze elo because of their spawn location” that got me so good 😂
Seeing the repair guy struggle to put the doll from the box to the chair then Davecat effortlessly take the same doll up the stairs was jarring
Once the doll is drained, it's lighter.
@@pillemcphilsen8529🤣🏆Best comment right there.
Bro repairs guy wife-Rebecca- has such low self esteem and she’s beautiful I feel bad for her
@@pillemcphilsen8529 omg I didn't think about that. Eewwww!
What do they mean with: "It's better than being alone" or "I don't like to be alone"
Dude, you ARE alone! They're basically talking to themselves. Holy f*ck, the brain gymnastics!
Have you not seen Toy Story?
I rest my case.
@@forgetfuljade Now i get it. They're alive and do their thing when Ebered is not there, but they stop talking and moving as soon as he's with them.
Just like real woman.
They probably got that thing going on from I am Legend, like the parts where Will Smith is talking to the mannequins
yeah sure because modern women are such a delight to be around lol why do you think MGTOW exists bro, why do you think people like Robin Williams off'ed themselves despite being surrounded by people, why do you think divorce rates are skyrocketing ... might as well just buy a fantasy and flip off reality
@@forgetfuljade lmao
Why is the third guy literally Asmongold if he found sex dolls instead of WoW?
Ok that was funny 😂
You assume this guy does play wow and that Asmongold doesn't have a sex doll.
I'm pretty sure Asmongold is a sexdoll owner. He's a gooner no doubt.
@@Lordoftheswollen very under rated comment
@@Lordoftheswollen the one thing I would put past Asmon is owning a sex doll lol I doubt he does
Calling it now- worst job of the future will be cleaning out public use dolls at an All Doll Brothel.
The dude with the guns is actually scary.
The stuff he says just shows that he's a ticking bomb.
when he chained that doll up, the visual of it was really unsettling. That guy was was seriously fucked up
He is certainly on a watch list. Maybe several.
Good lord i hope.@@neondystopian
You know, I’m getting the feeling that having their adult son live in the house with them isn’t the main problem.
yeah im going to say its the whole enabling his wierdoness. I'm sorry but if i had a kid doing that shit, they'd make my skin crawl and id have to try to get them help.
Yeah nothing really wrong with that, sometimes it happens. Far worse to be a doll fucker
Living with his parents prolly puts some degree of a check on his behavior. It’s prolly good he does. Him living alone with his doll doesn’t sound like a step in the right direction
2:12 his dad sits in his chair all day with a wired phone and a 9 inch fixed blade knife on the tray next to him lol
Just in case he needs to protect himself and call 911 when his son snaps.
I’m so glad I had normal issues like addiction and struggling with my mental health instead of obsessively being into dolls. Everybody has a thing I guess 🤷♂️ lol
The mannequin obsessed dude reminds me of that scene where Dahmer sneaks in a mannequin and cuddles it. Fml. This is beyond eerie.
I genuinely hope these people can get the help they need.
they wont because they've chosen to isolate themselves from most of society to deal with their desires in this manner
I think for some of them it’s probably for the best their attentions are focused on dolls.
I hope they never procreate. Or touch a woman. Seeing how they view women...
@@69SalterStreetcouldn't agree more
I think the biggest problem is they're looking in the wrong place to solve their problems, and thus aren't going to get the help they need
Ummmmm…….IF I was ever having to repair these dolls, I’D BE WEARING A HAZ MAT SUIT!
he did not even wear gloves ! ! !
@@gottistmiregal9587 while glueing pubic hairrrr
The dude definitely fucks every single one before giving them back, for sure.
He tries some of them out himself. Guy is beyond help.
At least gloves. Dude! 😂
this made me feel physically unwell
Sure, you could spend 4 grand on that.
However, for the same money you could instead choose to defend your fort with a 15th century 1250lb windlass cocked siege crossbow.
Make the right choice, guys.
Por que no los dos
@@Rebrn-bk5em neither>both
@@RilaAudioNaw,, think I'll spend that $4000 on an alpha male boot camp...
Edit - okay it'll take 2 months to get another 4 grand,, where can I get that windlass cranked crossbow?
The craziest person here is the woman that wanted this guy to take care of her kids for her.
she might have not known though ?!
@@gottistmiregal9587yeah but, asking a man you barely know to babysit your DAUGHTER?
@@UnLiMiTEDrX true.
the way this comment was written though made it seem like it was not about that.
plus - it is not said in this video (or from the guy himself) how good they knew(/know) each other
dont get me wrong - i do agree with this comment. 👍
Also thought that was weird.
A doll would never ask you to do that. Dolls are best.
Even Gordon's dolls looked like they didn't want to be there
You know that turns him on...
The idea of 'sex' can really rot the mind, huh?
No, just a deranged caricature of it
These dudes are on so different level like the one with one who says the doll is like a companion, while the dude who runs out of space to store them says they are only to beat it off
Mike presenting his dolls gives the same energy of Tank presenting his trophies in Surf's Up.
THE HAIR ON THE CAP OF GORDON"S ASTROGLIDE THOUGH... I'm dead.
and the fucking dust on the table... his entire home is a fireworks show under the blacklight
@@swedishhousemfialol!
🤢
I'm 39 years old and I'm now thankful for a whole new plethora of things after seeing Gordon at the same age
Me: Oh my god, this is so sad.
Phillion: "UHHHH BOO HOO, cry me a river."
when he pulled the tongue out, my already amazed expression went to full on existential crisis. then Phil cut to his face doing exactly what I was doing and I lost it LOL what the fck is wrong with these people
The third guy has the same exactly haircut as his mother, amazing transition at 16:32
I'm no psychiatrist, but that is some messed up, Norman Bates shit right there.
lol how’ you notice that
The editing on the documentary is top notch. They knew _exactly_ what they were doing
I think "Losermaxxing" is the word they're looking for.
Logical Deduction 101:
If your soulmate is a doll, you have no soul. So either these guys are lying about how much fulfillment dolly is giving them, or zombies really do walk among us.
I had a guy in our student accommodation back when I was a student… who was like this… dated a rubber doll… he was big and buff… we were all so terrified of him.
22:49 The Master of Puppets shot is wild
Lmfao
that puts it in such a darker context that is truly disturbing
I don't think this is what James wrote about.
Just call my name and I'll hear you scream, babe
I give that a Pulitzer
Gordon is going to end up barracaded in his house with the SWAT team outside.
they should make a Philion doll, that just sits there and looks at you in a judgmental way.
Like the Dennis doll in Always Sunny.
Gettin ripped, doin it. Getting money up, doin it. But "Stop being a wierdo". Impossible
I had a comment typed and youtube deleted it to try and make me look at their garbage ad. Which i didnt. I look away turn the sound down and will never spend a cent on any of the trash you peddle. FUCK YOU CZcams
🗣️🗣️🗣️
Exactly!
Doing all that does not guarantee you'll get desire or admiration of the opposite sex. Some dude had to try 10x less than you ever will to try and be good enough for a woman.
@@DestroAzureDxIt’s not really about that if you’re a sensible person. Being in better health and having money will make your life better irrespective of finding a relationship or not and if you’re happier and like your life I’d say that’s likely to improve your chances of someone liking you.
Everard is 💯 the guy who had the 80 year old doll made. It's a replica of his mom, and he keeps it in that room! He hid it for the interview because even he realizes that is too much!
Didn't thought of it.. But when he mentioned her passing and that room, my first thought was "where's her body?" Now I hope he has just the doll:)
Wait what?
We call that the Chris Chan!
@@ShaunKang69 Norman Bates even
@@dannydamnmendez Norman Master Baits
when he said "its real pubic hair" all i could think is "what percentage of it is dudes hair?" lol
Okay but his shirt that just says “HANG GLIDING” on the back is hilarious it’s like post-ironic drip but he’s not off any levels of irony rn
Yes! It's so good. That's the kind of treasure I look for in thrift stores. He was ahead of his time.
23:00 last guy scares me the most. THATS the serial killer. he showed off his gun collection for effs sake. but i think the fact he doesn't have to pay rent (seems like his mom left him that house and its paid off?) means he has THIS much free time. a heck of a lot of work will beat the weird urge out of anyone.
Ok but hear me out the way evergard constantly wallows in self pity, and mike has the nerve to pretend like he can have a real relationship…WEIRD.
"life is dark souls" bruh that is ironically the realist shit ever lol
Eternally stuck in this mortal coil. 🤧
MEN WILL SPEND THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS ON DOLLS INSTEAD OF GOING TO THERAPY. HOLY SHIT
The irony of the Helix ad as a customizable inanimate object that you sleep with in a video about dolls is crazy
I feel like Gordon is already living in a Zombie Apocalypse situation
he also be one bully away from a “shoot up the place” story
I just want to note that the first two guys seem to be taking good care of their dolls and dressing them in adult clothes. Gordon's doll is in a school girl's uniform and has very messy hair like he doesn't own a hair brush. Gordon definitely would have started a cult where he married minors if he had been born with charisma. Let's just thank the heavens he wasn't.
I made this comment literally right before he mentioned how he hates heels and anything that makes a woman sexy (read: anything adult like) he absolutely wants to abuse minors and he should be on a watch list.
Whoa damn huge fucking reach lmao. I'm amazed that your thought process reached to this level lmao. I mean we know absolutely nothing about his childhood etc.
I mean many people are attracted to that school girl style. It's not fucking pdophlia lmao...Also the part where you even reach to a cult is fucking weird lmao. I'm not gonna even explain I mwan it's obv. why haha
The guys definitely weird lmao but he never even goes out, and not harming anyone besides himself.
@@tbkswaggthis response is hurting your point more than you know
@@thomasthellamas9886 No it doesn't, but if you think so at least have some arguments ready, don't be like 99% of commenters just spouting huge poopoo and nothing of substance.
Why would hurt my point more if I say that a doll fking fetishist weird depressed loner guy + charisma does not automatically equate to a cult of pdos?? What is even the though process here, just pure hate towards these people.
We can say many bad things about them, I feel sorry for them that they don't have the power to move on and are stuck in their childhood running from this crazy worlds bullshit. Also dating in the current world is fucked and marriage also. The weirdest we can say about these guys are that they kinda act sometimes that these dolls are living beings. "She", "her" etc. That's the saddest part.
When women act manly and are forced sometimes agains their will to the scene of capitalism where men eat men, they eventually become manlier in the sense of Mars. They have to work just like men and they have to bear children too which is immense work and I don't think we value the core principles of Venus anymore. The passivity, the calmness, beauty, groundedness, mother-like which make women so important. They have to act manly in this world.
While men are downthrodden and from childhood are taught to supress their manly instincts. Just think about school, women are more successful in school because these systems don't reward authority, free thinking, creativity, strong standards etc which make men men. Schools reward passivity, agreeableness, responsibility and punctuality etc. These are not inherently bad things before you get it wrong..
What I am trying to reach at people get to this point because their father wasn't present, that's the most important part. But also in this world where you can't hear the word masculinity without the trait toxic near it, when men are always bashed and pointed at like the worlds destroyers, while it's obvious that it's very stupid and harmful to mix up the elites with the hard working men just because their genders.
Divorce rates are high, relationships are mostly ended by women, women are much more picky because the Tinder-syndrome. And many more things, men are much less "manly" in general because of all the harmful shit we consume which lowers testosterone and because we live in a world without war, mostly.
And eventually they metaphorically or literally run back to the only women which loves them unconditionally, their mother. And become children in their soul. The doll fkn is kind of weird to me, but I think it's mostly because they want to fuck but don't want to deal with women or are pussies ti change their lives and I kinda understand them in this sense.
Men are nothing if they don't provide something to the world or their families etc. Men will always be loved conditionally and always will be expandable. And it's crazy how much we don't care about what men go through. We never did and I guess never will. The zeitgeist is that if you mention anything about this, 999 more important stupid identities are put before men. Especially white men.
That's my understanding of this problem and that's why I said that the OP comment is a sign how fucking stupidly mob-like we became towards men who are troubled. Against people. These guys at least don't hurt anyone apart fron the sadness they caused for their families which I guess is responsible to why they became like this too.
So I think OP's reach is unfounded and I don't really have to explain why school uniform -> pedro graper cult leader is a huge and so stupid that it's evil in my eyes. there's an amount of ignorance that is so high that it becomes evilness.
TLDR:
Provide arguments
school uniform -> pedro cultist is a reach so ignorant and bad faith that it's borderline evil, fishing for easy like towarda hate of people who are easy to hate
I think it's a symptom of our gener dynamics that men just give up
@@tbkswaggbeing attracted to a school girl uniform is creepy and weird change my mind lol
The temp and feel of dead body in full rigor with none of the jail time..
Bros doll was blown TF out when it got to that repair guy 😂
Last week, my husband got called out to investigate a body in a trash bag.
Turns out, it was a dismembered sex doll. 😆
Sex dolls post trashcan...
5x hotness factor. 🔥 Haha😅
And now I am actually sorta glad some of these guys settle for plastic dolls....If ya can get mad enough at an immobile silent doll to dismember it, I really do not want ya interacting with flesh and blood humans of any gender 😅 Like what the hell can a sex doll do to piss someone off that bad? Look at him in the wrong tone of voice?😆
That's funny and thank goodness it wasn't a person
@taylorbug9 well to somebody maybe it was...
I've heard this story before, weird.. Police investigated further because they feared it was a "test murder"
gabbed a plate of food and sat through the entire thing, and it was truly the worst best thing I've ever seen.
Maybe the best worst thing
The dolls are weird but at least they're not harassing irl women because they're pent up.
Their dead ancestors looking down from Heaven like 👁👄👁
I will never watch porn again
Yes you will
@@trentonwalker8602 better truth hasn't been spoken yet lmao
i was going to stop, but i'm not a quitter
Shiiiiiidddddd, why would you want to do that?
It’s been 2 days and I didn’t watch any
The British hang glider, Everard Cunion was arrested for photos of him posing with a dead deer and sheep on his bed. I don't think it's an unfair stretch to say he was into necrobeastiality (?!!)
In addition to that, he also had a sizable cp collection. Oh, and he stalked and harrassed a woman he hadn't seen/ interacted with since middle school. He passed away during the legal battle ifrc.
I just looked this up and my god you weren't lying, unfortunately 😳
Bro... 😮 It's like the dolls was the first reddest of flags. 🤦🏿♀️
This is really sad tbh. Makes me think of that ryan gosling movie where he falls in love with a doll and the whole town tho is supportive but in reality, they need help.
If there is a hell and a punishment for the worst of humanity, its being reincarnated into one of these dolls
“I seems like the best method of transportation for these dolls is shitty staples office chairs” LOL bro I swear you’re still one of my favorite channels, that shit got me good 🤣
Well my face muscles for disgusted expressions sure got a workout 😰
owning a doll is one thing, but openly displaying your doll next to you in public is some concerning levels of mental illness
I've met a few Gordon's but something about Mike is actually terrifying
Thank you!! He was going to put Jody through hell
Ngl, the "alternative partner" speech along with the strange music in the beginning is giving me strong Silent Hill vibes.
somehow the guys who take care of and love their dolls are 100x less bad than the guy who just has a faux prisoner doll. at least they desire to emulate positive feelings
Fair enough
Idk, dude. A lot of these dolls end up mutilated and chopped up be ause the owners are just dysfunctional nutcases. Though I'm not sure if they're frustrated that their partner isn't real, or if they destroy them because they wish the doll was real.
The ego gymnastics these creeps do to rationalize their creepy behavior is the funniest part
Dang can't believe I'm feeling bad for dolls lmao 😆
Ironic that this dude has a Vietnam fighter jet as after seeing this I’m gonna have Vietnam style flashbacks.
You had a choice not to go their.
@@I-Gave-Them-the-Lobotomy huh ? You lost me
@@gump5ter01 don't go to nam
@@I-Gave-Them-the-Lobotomy ummm it was a joke my guy. Just a joke
@@gump5ter01 naaaaammm
We're eating well this month gentlemen, Philion uploaded again
dude has a "Master of Puppets" poster in his bedroom...get it?
45:46 -"This looks like young Michael Jackson unboxing older Michael Jackson" 😭😭😭
theres something incredible about these guys talking about their parents judging them in the same tone and manner as someone explaining how they got disowned for being gay
To be called one of Phillion’s Strongest Soldiers has led me to places I wouldn’t venture to even with a gun
“It puts the lotion on its skin , or else it gets the hose again “
The interviewer should have asked: "Is there CP in this house?"
If anyone says anyone besides Gordan is the scariest they are just trolling for attention. Buddy UNDOUBTEDLY has committed sex crimes. His hard drive NEEDS to be investigated ASAP
A bag of spare pubic hair from Sweden hits different
They donate it for money
Not sure if these dolls are slowing or accelerating their descent into being a serial killer
yes
bros def a cereal killer, but also 39 going on 67, 😂😂😂
That's meth, man.
Loading bar is a fun game: see how quickly you can double click the right side of the screen to get through an ad read😂
50 minute philion upload!? Christ will return soon
Best part, out the gate "I'm currently living with my parents"
Go on....
"She starts to smell like fish so you know to clean then after a while" Jesus christ
That helix transition was flawless
"Dolled up" takes a new meaning.
There’s a reason we were nice to the trench coat kids
😂 the second this guy said certain people are spiritually Augustus Gloop, i subbed to him. 😂😂😂