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  • čas přidán 7. 05. 2024
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  • @Philion
    @Philion  Před 2 měsíci +53

    Thank you Helix Sleep for sponsoring! Click here helixsleep.com/philion to get 30% off an Elite or Luxe mattress (plus two FREE pillows!) - or take 25% off sitewide - during their Memorial Day Early Access Sale, which ends May 12th. If you miss this limited time offer, you can still get 20% off using my link! Offers subject to change. #helixsleep

    • @ValentineCorp
      @ValentineCorp Před 2 měsíci +1

      Please keep dropping videos more frequently I love Phillion vids!

    • @trumpet12345
      @trumpet12345 Před 2 měsíci +1

      I can't lie. I got two helix mattresses to get a king size because easy ability to move them. I bought them before their big marketing push. Of the "bed in the boxes" I firmly believe they are the choice to go with. Often the price is near best or close to it, but each bed in the box company has a slightly different recipe. Helix didn't have fiberglass cheapness/hazards and still doesn't. Their price wasn't the purely best at the time I bought from them, but it was a marginal difference. This really is a mattress (well 2) that I think will perform ten years or more. Glad you partner with them.

    • @BataraKado
      @BataraKado Před 2 měsíci

      with all that helix cash you should buy one of these dolls and test it out, make it into a video lol

    • @abrahampadilla7191
      @abrahampadilla7191 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Drop the doc I wanna see it

    • @longleaf1217
      @longleaf1217 Před 2 měsíci

      just bought me a Helix mattress my dude. my old one is 8 years old at this point and it was literally the cheapest one on amazon at the time. so it was definitely time for a new one. I hope its as good as you say, I literally have never slept on a mattress of this quality.

  • @nick_t7467
    @nick_t7467 Před 2 měsíci +393

    Some people treat women like objects. Some treat objects like women

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped Před 2 měsíci +42

      _Strokes toaster_
      Don't listen to him honey he's just jealous.

    • @MajorWinston59
      @MajorWinston59 Před 2 měsíci +13

      The duality of man at its finest

    • @MajorWinston59
      @MajorWinston59 Před 2 měsíci +5

      @@planescapedis your toaster a *tehe* Hamilton?😩🥺

    • @spacelemming0128
      @spacelemming0128 Před 2 měsíci +2

      i wanna play soccer with you.... PLEASE

    • @MajorWinston59
      @MajorWinston59 Před 2 měsíci

      @@spacelemming0128 I’m not a sports man but I’ll give you company and I’ll try to play man

  • @wilbert3842
    @wilbert3842 Před 2 měsíci +443

    As a guy who lives with his parents while trying to save money, if I brought a doll home my mom might waterboard me before excommunicating me

  • @phonecallsarejustoverquali1556
    @phonecallsarejustoverquali1556 Před 2 měsíci +316

    "this pubic hair came from Sweden" is certainly a sentence

    • @gusfring6887
      @gusfring6887 Před 2 měsíci +23

      Just imagine it could have come from a 50 year old man, you never know

    • @volunteerpyro704
      @volunteerpyro704 Před 2 měsíci

      Everyone knows the Swedes grow the finest pubic hair 😂

    • @PhoenixNemesis-lv9vl
      @PhoenixNemesis-lv9vl Před 2 měsíci +10

      The chin of Bjorn from ABBA.

    • @CatBahptista
      @CatBahptista Před měsícem +1

      @@PhoenixNemesis-lv9vl
      yooo shout out ABBA

    • @TheRealEclipse1
      @TheRealEclipse1 Před měsícem

      I hit pause, walked away, and just went outside lol

  • @stefangreen3770
    @stefangreen3770 Před 2 měsíci +184

    Gordon looks like he’s about one rejection away from skinning his victims in order to make a coat

  • @VFACodex
    @VFACodex Před 2 měsíci +1169

    I know im severely depressed, and my mind is messed up.But...I'm not a doll guy.And that's a major win.

    • @gottistmiregal9587
      @gottistmiregal9587 Před 2 měsíci +52

      ❤ i am proud of you

    • @TheRealRobertSpencer
      @TheRealRobertSpencer Před 2 měsíci +55

      Huge W brother. Stay strong you got this

    • @NegativeHeadspace
      @NegativeHeadspace Před 2 měsíci +11

      Yes, is win.

    • @art_enthusiast392
      @art_enthusiast392 Před 2 měsíci +25

      Proud of you dude, dolls are kind of an expensive cop out
      You seem emotionally in tune with yourself, I hope things get easier for you soon 🙏🏼

    • @amaliemunk7067
      @amaliemunk7067 Před 2 měsíci +8

      I hope you get the help you need for your depression ❤ and yes, it is a huge win

  • @burtbackattack
    @burtbackattack Před 2 měsíci +1331

    "I currently live with my parents, it's a little embarrassing"
    Yeah that's not the thing you should be embarrassed about pal...

    • @ZeerXX
      @ZeerXX Před 2 měsíci +32

      Lmao. Well said 😂

    • @charlesp.8555
      @charlesp.8555 Před 2 měsíci +27

      And later "I can't stand being lonely"... REALLY

    • @SurplusMarket
      @SurplusMarket Před 2 měsíci +10

      Little bit of A, lotta bit of B

    • @asarishepard8171
      @asarishepard8171 Před 2 měsíci +20

      I think his parents are doing this wrong. You wanna live in their house for free, they get to throw your dolls into a dumpster. Fairs fair.

    • @Fuzzira
      @Fuzzira Před 2 měsíci +5

      When I first saw the house I was like, how difficult could it actually be to find an attractive mate if you live in a fucking villa and then that comment came. Oh it's his parents house. Pathetic.

  • @KenzieKullen
    @KenzieKullen Před 2 měsíci +208

    “This one smells like fish” made me FULLY dry heave

    • @allenlindsey1175
      @allenlindsey1175 Před 2 měsíci +11

      The ones with heaters always do

    • @WolfHound911
      @WolfHound911 Před 2 měsíci

      Sometimes a sense of shame is a good thing, these men have none. Not even sure you can call them 'men', they are more like creatures.
      The wife sayin "I dont think he licks the p*ssy" was just bizarre too. Then moments later the dude admits he has screwed some of the dolls?!?!? Clients worn out dolls??? WTF??? Does he take them for a test spin???
      _That 'repair' shop must smell like fishermans wharf at low tide._

    • @bigcatdiary08
      @bigcatdiary08 Před měsícem

      So do you

    • @fashowallday4073
      @fashowallday4073 Před měsícem

      ​@@allenlindsey1175Why is that?

    • @allenlindsey1175
      @allenlindsey1175 Před měsícem +3

      @@fashowallday4073 cause the fish is directly on the heater

  • @frankjaegerr
    @frankjaegerr Před 2 měsíci +64

    All these dudes have the same glassy eyed, thousand yard stare you only see in the mugshots of serial killers.

    • @17Trees33
      @17Trees33 Před měsícem +14

      they're mentally broken.

  • @maxklein3761
    @maxklein3761 Před 2 měsíci +625

    "young michael jackson unboxing a old michael jackson" 🤣

    • @tomdyer8518
      @tomdyer8518 Před 2 měsíci +26

      extremely underrated line, I swear Phil could be a comedian sometimes. that observation was SPOT ON 🤣🤣🤣

    • @zestydrizzle1813
      @zestydrizzle1813 Před 2 měsíci +16

      This line nearly sent me to an early grave 😂

    • @Vivi_9
      @Vivi_9 Před 2 měsíci +12

      Got a light-skinned friend looks like Michael Jackson, got a dark-skinned friend looks like Michael Jackson..

    • @pmp9775
      @pmp9775 Před 2 měsíci +3

      or an old MJ unboxing a young MJ, another level of weird

    • @ehkbv
      @ehkbv Před 2 měsíci +3

      I SCREAMED TO THAT LMAOOOOOOO

  • @charlesp.8555
    @charlesp.8555 Před 2 měsíci +814

    "She looks like a victim... It's the blank stare."
    I think it's part of the appeal.

    • @itsastrofloof
      @itsastrofloof Před 2 měsíci +35

      uuughh... youre right though. I think it was in a video about yandev but basically some literally assault (as in physical violence) these dolls.

    • @dronegraveyard
      @dronegraveyard Před 2 měsíci +31

      @@itsastrofloof yandev and his sex doll was a chapter of the internet I never wanted to live to see

    • @AamuAurora
      @AamuAurora Před 2 měsíci +25

      I don't think so. If their fantasy was to abuse, a doll wouldn't cut it. Plus, they humanize them to be their enthusiastic girlfriends. They invent entire life stories behind them. I think there's a mental illness behind it, it's not a solution for a person who can't find a partner because for a regular person a doll can't compete with a human even in the worst of times. It's an object fetish and it demonstrates in many variants. Here, the human like doll is not a substitute but a goal itself.

    • @supremelordoftheuniverse5449
      @supremelordoftheuniverse5449 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Why is it so appealing to you?

    • @SQUELCH-zj7il
      @SQUELCH-zj7il Před 2 měsíci +1

      you can't group them all in one category. they all have different motivations as to why they do this ​@@AamuAurora

  • @wendi2819
    @wendi2819 Před 2 měsíci +165

    Phil, I hope you actually see this. I am a sheltered 70 yr old lady in the boonies with a wicked sense of humor. Saw the very 1st SNL on tv. I love your channel. I love your quick wit! I hope you do stand up on the side. You have introduced me to the freakiest $hit i didn't know existed. Your comments are hysterical! You're both cutting edge and 80 yr old cranky old dude--- and you make that Kool. Dave-kat was on several Strange Addiction shows 15 years ago...so he never moved to real women. Ha! ❤❤❤❤❤

  • @samhain4287
    @samhain4287 Před 2 měsíci +189

    "With the doll you know what to expect, with women you don't really get that".
    Yeah, that tends to happen when the women are alive.

    • @xxXXRAPXXxx
      @xxXXRAPXXxx Před 2 měsíci

      Soooo date those that aren;t?
      But how do you keep them fresh?

    • @ruifaria6662
      @ruifaria6662 Před 27 dny

      Nah this was the only valid point, women are unpredictable af and sometimes you just want to relieve your balls.

  • @taylorbug9
    @taylorbug9 Před 2 měsíci +389

    Gordon is only 39 years old???? That's honestly the most shocking part so far. He looks at least 10 years older than that. I would not say his lifestyle is working for him. He definitely has human bodies in a closet or a hole in the woods somewhere.

    • @jangofett7421
      @jangofett7421 Před 2 měsíci +45

      39? thats methed up! I thought he was 60

    • @kittenwizard4703
      @kittenwizard4703 Před 2 měsíci +21

      ​@@jangofett7421He certainly uses meth

    • @tbkswagg
      @tbkswagg Před 2 měsíci +11

      meh his face is fucked up but his stare and demeanor says 40 most to me. But yeah it's fucked up lmao

    • @Morgan-Zolko
      @Morgan-Zolko Před 2 měsíci +1

      it's soooo over

    • @dannymorgan2654
      @dannymorgan2654 Před 2 měsíci +6

      Jesus... he is three years older than me but he looks 20 years older

  • @toasty-hellscape
    @toasty-hellscape Před 2 měsíci +215

    I think people who are this far gone actually need external help - it's not a skill issue when you don't possess the capacity to develop any skills.

    • @thomasngoga2152
      @thomasngoga2152 Před 2 měsíci +30

      This guy gets it.... but at the end of this thought the skill issue remains its just very clear that some people are not to blame for their lack of developmental social skills/capacity. Thats the gnarly and true part of it. It hapenned and the people to blame are long gone. So we tradh the symptom instead of the cause. Sad but my heart honesttly still goes out to them. ❤😢

    • @ixxirecords26
      @ixxirecords26 Před 2 měsíci +31

      @@thomasngoga2152I wouldn’t be surprised if, some of these men also went through some kind of sexual abuse while they were children.
      We can point and laugh but we never know what they’ve gone through.

    • @TRILLMAR
      @TRILLMAR Před 2 měsíci +44

      it kinda bothers me how judgmental phillion is, cuz he’s hella smart but really negative. i guess he plays up his reactions and jokes for videos but yeah like you both said it’s so much deeper than just a “skill issue”

    • @Viroh
      @Viroh Před 2 měsíci +11

      ​@@TRILLMARhow is he smart? He is a youtuber lmao

    • @bluelax99able
      @bluelax99able Před 2 měsíci +9

      Yeah these dudes definitely have had some child hood trauma or neglect, it's like socializing a dog i guess if the parents never instill those skills while young. They're kinda just fucked for the rest of their life

  • @TheCutiePatrol
    @TheCutiePatrol Před 2 měsíci +53

    imagine being a truck driver and your biggest hold up of the day is some dude saying goodbye to his sex doll lol

    • @asarishepard8171
      @asarishepard8171 Před měsícem

      @@TheCutiePatrol i can hear the drivers inner monologue, " oh God oh christ its one of these pick ups again. I'm just gonna tell creepy im late on delivery so I won't have to sit here watching him cry goodbye for 20 mins"

  • @alejandrobrown1499
    @alejandrobrown1499 Před 2 měsíci +75

    I wonder if he randomly yells b*tch shut up while he's gaming 😂

  • @Lkom24
    @Lkom24 Před 2 měsíci +225

    As a 33y.o Afghanistan veteran who worked as an hvac installer until I suffered 2 ischemic strokes from endocarditis (mrsa infection) I lost my job ability to walk lost my apartment and moved in with my parents and even with all the shit I've been through and living with my parents and not being able to use my left hand because of paralysis I still couldn't do any of this weird shit. I'd rather off myself. 😂

    • @bootymuncherwebb7045
      @bootymuncherwebb7045 Před 2 měsíci

      😅😊😊😊

    • @Awesome1094
      @Awesome1094 Před 2 měsíci +33

      Hope you are doing well, man. Stay strong

    • @PicaPauDiablo1
      @PicaPauDiablo1 Před 2 měsíci +26

      Damn bro. Just throwing out a comment to say, life is really unfair, sorry that happened. You did everything right, these clowns, whew. Anyway whatever good vibes I can send your way bro

    • @Lkom24
      @Lkom24 Před 2 měsíci +10

      @PicaPauDiablo1 thank you! Everyone has different problems so I'll just be thankful I'm alive 🙏.

    • @Lkom24
      @Lkom24 Před 2 měsíci +9

      @Awesome1094 thank you!means alot. God bless 🙌

  • @Fleato
    @Fleato Před 2 měsíci +165

    she went from " should we crack open the wine" to " I need a beer" so fast.

    • @asarishepard8171
      @asarishepard8171 Před 2 měsíci +20

      She tried to play it off cool while I know she was waiting for an appropriate time to leave. Why the hell she worked so hard to spare this weirdos feelings is beyond me. The truth hurts but it needs to be said sonetimes.

    • @Fleato
      @Fleato Před 2 měsíci +3

      @@asarishepard8171 because we've said for along ass time "dont kink shame" which is total BS and we definitely should tell people when they are fucking creepy weirdos.

    • @asarishepard8171
      @asarishepard8171 Před 2 měsíci +21

      @@Fleato we need to bring shame back. Shame on this man for throwing his gf into this like its normal.

    • @globalphenomena6979
      @globalphenomena6979 Před 2 měsíci +16

      Bro the way he had them splayed with their legs open and short skirts to me is a blatant disrespect for women. I think he was trying to make her break up with him. Like bro could’ve at least put some decent clothes on them

    • @micnorton9487
      @micnorton9487 Před měsícem +1

      ​@@globalphenomena6979
      You're right,, I get serial k*ller vibes from ALL these guys but this Michael guy - okay the guy from Virginia is the worst,, but Michael having 8 dolls all cooling their heels (and everything else) in coffin - like shipping crates IS SCREAMING WEIRD at about 600 decibels...

  • @CapytanCrimp
    @CapytanCrimp Před 2 měsíci +275

    Me waiting patiently for Phil to discover the dudes who fuck their car's exhaust pipes

    • @cliffordthompson8248
      @cliffordthompson8248 Před 2 měsíci +10

      Wait! what 😳 oh hell nah

    • @cyborg6282
      @cyborg6282 Před 2 měsíci +6

      Goats cows hens dogs🤣

    • @flexinclouds
      @flexinclouds Před 2 měsíci +8

      Yesss.🙆‍♂️ Youve seen strange addictions I see😅

    • @StalkerMercenary
      @StalkerMercenary Před 2 měsíci +6

      Call the police

    • @ATL5
      @ATL5 Před 2 měsíci +8

      That's one hell of a way to handle their... "emissions"...

  • @aaronc1018
    @aaronc1018 Před 2 měsíci +72

    NO WAY!! I used to work with Mike at Lockheed Martin. I heard about him and his dolls from the mechanics on the floor. Just be glad you didn’t have to see the cleaning process…

    • @vegardarntzen1556
      @vegardarntzen1556 Před 2 měsíci

      ​@Hailey22478Usually this type of comment would be slightly annoying, but on this video it seems perfectly reasonable

    • @unreasonablyagreeable1081
      @unreasonablyagreeable1081 Před 2 měsíci

      @Hailey22478 God, save this man from your goofy ass comment

    • @DeaconPain
      @DeaconPain Před 2 měsíci

      @Hailey22478 damn jesus sure wastes his time than cause im doing a 360 kickflip straight into hell

    • @hospitable_ghost
      @hospitable_ghost Před 27 dny

      Boo.

    • @josephscruggs5337
      @josephscruggs5337 Před 24 dny

      So this is what aerospace contractors do. And they won't let me in cause I did some drugs for a while. Bullocks

  • @mundiakaluson
    @mundiakaluson Před 2 měsíci +133

    “Life is Dark Souls”
    ~Phil, 2024.

  • @firstbradley3281
    @firstbradley3281 Před 2 měsíci +382

    Gordon is the scariest. He reminds me of the kids that I would be friends with just so if they came to school with a gun they would spare me.

    • @manyarawanguhu
      @manyarawanguhu Před 2 měsíci +27

      Murica

    • @Uragaan1
      @Uragaan1 Před 2 měsíci +18

      Is he though? He literally keeps to himself and doesn't even go out. He's not bothering anyone or harming anyone else

    • @LikEaPhoX81
      @LikEaPhoX81 Před 2 měsíci +70

      @@Uragaan1 sounds like the neighbour after a massacre, "he always kept to himself" hahahaha

    • @globalphenomena6979
      @globalphenomena6979 Před 2 měsíci +6

      Evergard is the weirdest to me, he’s quiet in a way that gives me shivers

    • @thisisnotphysics1857
      @thisisnotphysics1857 Před 2 měsíci +2

      Everard is the scariest tbh. He can't get any women and is weirdly obsessed with mommy.

  • @Foodeater199
    @Foodeater199 Před 2 měsíci +41

    “Some people are hard capped in bronze elo because of their spawn location” that got me so good 😂

  • @somebody1thegame
    @somebody1thegame Před 2 měsíci +78

    Seeing the repair guy struggle to put the doll from the box to the chair then Davecat effortlessly take the same doll up the stairs was jarring

    • @pillemcphilsen8529
      @pillemcphilsen8529 Před 2 měsíci +45

      Once the doll is drained, it's lighter.

    • @user-ws1fs8re1u
      @user-ws1fs8re1u Před 2 měsíci +5

      ​@@pillemcphilsen8529🤣🏆Best comment right there.

    • @globalphenomena6979
      @globalphenomena6979 Před 2 měsíci +15

      Bro repairs guy wife-Rebecca- has such low self esteem and she’s beautiful I feel bad for her

    • @asarishepard8171
      @asarishepard8171 Před měsícem +1

      @@pillemcphilsen8529 omg I didn't think about that. Eewwww!

  • @praiseit6848
    @praiseit6848 Před 2 měsíci +333

    What do they mean with: "It's better than being alone" or "I don't like to be alone"
    Dude, you ARE alone! They're basically talking to themselves. Holy f*ck, the brain gymnastics!

    • @forgetfuljade
      @forgetfuljade Před 2 měsíci +13

      Have you not seen Toy Story?
      I rest my case.

    • @praiseit6848
      @praiseit6848 Před 2 měsíci +11

      @@forgetfuljade Now i get it. They're alive and do their thing when Ebered is not there, but they stop talking and moving as soon as he's with them.
      Just like real woman.

    • @JOHN18042
      @JOHN18042 Před 2 měsíci +6

      They probably got that thing going on from I am Legend, like the parts where Will Smith is talking to the mannequins

    • @SINdaBlock411
      @SINdaBlock411 Před 2 měsíci

      yeah sure because modern women are such a delight to be around lol why do you think MGTOW exists bro, why do you think people like Robin Williams off'ed themselves despite being surrounded by people, why do you think divorce rates are skyrocketing ... might as well just buy a fantasy and flip off reality

    • @Morgan-Zolko
      @Morgan-Zolko Před 2 měsíci

      @@forgetfuljade lmao

  • @Thorsyy
    @Thorsyy Před 2 měsíci +150

    Why is the third guy literally Asmongold if he found sex dolls instead of WoW?

    • @Dolphins_are_our_Overlords
      @Dolphins_are_our_Overlords Před 2 měsíci +4

      Ok that was funny 😂

    • @Lordoftheswollen
      @Lordoftheswollen Před 2 měsíci +39

      You assume this guy does play wow and that Asmongold doesn't have a sex doll.

    • @michieladriaansens5977
      @michieladriaansens5977 Před 2 měsíci

      I'm pretty sure Asmongold is a sexdoll owner. He's a gooner no doubt.

    • @sergez6172
      @sergez6172 Před 2 měsíci +10

      ​@@Lordoftheswollen very under rated comment

    • @WaterBisquitte
      @WaterBisquitte Před 2 měsíci +2

      @@Lordoftheswollen the one thing I would put past Asmon is owning a sex doll lol I doubt he does

  • @unconventionalaf
    @unconventionalaf Před 2 měsíci +28

    Calling it now- worst job of the future will be cleaning out public use dolls at an All Doll Brothel.

  • @TheVertical92
    @TheVertical92 Před 2 měsíci +37

    The dude with the guns is actually scary.
    The stuff he says just shows that he's a ticking bomb.

    • @Hypersp4ce
      @Hypersp4ce Před 2 měsíci +17

      when he chained that doll up, the visual of it was really unsettling. That guy was was seriously fucked up

    • @neondystopian
      @neondystopian Před měsícem +7

      He is certainly on a watch list. Maybe several.

    • @laprincessa9787
      @laprincessa9787 Před měsícem +2

      Good lord i hope.​@@neondystopian

  • @firstbradley3281
    @firstbradley3281 Před 2 měsíci +353

    You know, I’m getting the feeling that having their adult son live in the house with them isn’t the main problem.

    • @Fleato
      @Fleato Před 2 měsíci

      yeah im going to say its the whole enabling his wierdoness. I'm sorry but if i had a kid doing that shit, they'd make my skin crawl and id have to try to get them help.

    • @thunderball11111
      @thunderball11111 Před 2 měsíci

      Yeah nothing really wrong with that, sometimes it happens. Far worse to be a doll fucker

    • @KK-et9li
      @KK-et9li Před 2 měsíci +18

      Living with his parents prolly puts some degree of a check on his behavior. It’s prolly good he does. Him living alone with his doll doesn’t sound like a step in the right direction

  • @BasedWoodchipper
    @BasedWoodchipper Před 2 měsíci +87

    2:12 his dad sits in his chair all day with a wired phone and a 9 inch fixed blade knife on the tray next to him lol

    • @__rm307
      @__rm307 Před 2 měsíci +27

      Just in case he needs to protect himself and call 911 when his son snaps.

  • @mattdavison284
    @mattdavison284 Před 2 měsíci +25

    I’m so glad I had normal issues like addiction and struggling with my mental health instead of obsessively being into dolls. Everybody has a thing I guess 🤷‍♂️ lol

  • @BlenderisedMind
    @BlenderisedMind Před 2 měsíci +13

    The mannequin obsessed dude reminds me of that scene where Dahmer sneaks in a mannequin and cuddles it. Fml. This is beyond eerie.

  • @OneAboveAllUwU
    @OneAboveAllUwU Před 2 měsíci +64

    I genuinely hope these people can get the help they need.

    • @musek5048
      @musek5048 Před 2 měsíci +13

      they wont because they've chosen to isolate themselves from most of society to deal with their desires in this manner

    • @69SalterStreet
      @69SalterStreet Před 2 měsíci +10

      I think for some of them it’s probably for the best their attentions are focused on dolls.

    • @margusiraptor9729
      @margusiraptor9729 Před 2 měsíci +1

      I hope they never procreate. Or touch a woman. Seeing how they view women...

    • @biedrakerfur
      @biedrakerfur Před 2 měsíci +3

      ​@@69SalterStreetcouldn't agree more

    • @thatloserwhoplays
      @thatloserwhoplays Před 2 měsíci +2

      I think the biggest problem is they're looking in the wrong place to solve their problems, and thus aren't going to get the help they need

  • @brianp-c1609
    @brianp-c1609 Před 2 měsíci +62

    Ummmmm…….IF I was ever having to repair these dolls, I’D BE WEARING A HAZ MAT SUIT!

  • @taeveo9471
    @taeveo9471 Před 2 měsíci +50

    this made me feel physically unwell

  • @RilaAudio
    @RilaAudio Před 2 měsíci +62

    Sure, you could spend 4 grand on that.
    However, for the same money you could instead choose to defend your fort with a 15th century 1250lb windlass cocked siege crossbow.
    Make the right choice, guys.

    • @Rebrn-bk5em
      @Rebrn-bk5em Před 2 měsíci +2

      Por que no los dos

    • @RilaAudio
      @RilaAudio Před 2 měsíci +4

      @@Rebrn-bk5em neither>both

    • @micnorton9487
      @micnorton9487 Před měsícem +1

      ​@@RilaAudioNaw,, think I'll spend that $4000 on an alpha male boot camp...
      Edit - okay it'll take 2 months to get another 4 grand,, where can I get that windlass cranked crossbow?

  • @MoooseBlood
    @MoooseBlood Před 2 měsíci +150

    The craziest person here is the woman that wanted this guy to take care of her kids for her.

    • @gottistmiregal9587
      @gottistmiregal9587 Před 2 měsíci +4

      she might have not known though ?!

    • @UnLiMiTEDrX
      @UnLiMiTEDrX Před 2 měsíci +46

      @@gottistmiregal9587yeah but, asking a man you barely know to babysit your DAUGHTER?

    • @gottistmiregal9587
      @gottistmiregal9587 Před 2 měsíci +6

      @@UnLiMiTEDrX ​ true.
      the way this comment was written though made it seem like it was not about that.
      plus - it is not said in this video (or from the guy himself) how good they knew(/know) each other
      dont get me wrong - i do agree with this comment. 👍

    • @arnoldmarcus3634
      @arnoldmarcus3634 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Also thought that was weird.

    • @Weird.Dreams
      @Weird.Dreams Před 2 měsíci +14

      A doll would never ask you to do that. Dolls are best.

  • @Philo814
    @Philo814 Před 2 měsíci +35

    Even Gordon's dolls looked like they didn't want to be there

  • @LeonikkiJohni
    @LeonikkiJohni Před 2 měsíci +34

    The idea of 'sex' can really rot the mind, huh?

  • @madmansdog
    @madmansdog Před měsícem +13

    These dudes are on so different level like the one with one who says the doll is like a companion, while the dude who runs out of space to store them says they are only to beat it off

  • @hzuxini
    @hzuxini Před 2 měsíci +11

    Mike presenting his dolls gives the same energy of Tank presenting his trophies in Surf's Up.

  • @hardlux
    @hardlux Před 2 měsíci +34

    THE HAIR ON THE CAP OF GORDON"S ASTROGLIDE THOUGH... I'm dead.

  • @diorama-rama297
    @diorama-rama297 Před 2 měsíci +10

    I'm 39 years old and I'm now thankful for a whole new plethora of things after seeing Gordon at the same age

  • @slavexcalledxshiver
    @slavexcalledxshiver Před 2 měsíci +30

    Me: Oh my god, this is so sad.
    Phillion: "UHHHH BOO HOO, cry me a river."

  • @tomdyer8518
    @tomdyer8518 Před 2 měsíci +58

    when he pulled the tongue out, my already amazed expression went to full on existential crisis. then Phil cut to his face doing exactly what I was doing and I lost it LOL what the fck is wrong with these people

  • @juniorsanctus
    @juniorsanctus Před 2 měsíci +79

    The third guy has the same exactly haircut as his mother, amazing transition at 16:32

    • @adnaanu
      @adnaanu Před 2 měsíci +17

      I'm no psychiatrist, but that is some messed up, Norman Bates shit right there.

    • @slickyslothh3779
      @slickyslothh3779 Před měsícem

      lol how’ you notice that

    • @SomeYouTubeTraveler
      @SomeYouTubeTraveler Před měsícem +1

      The editing on the documentary is top notch. They knew _exactly_ what they were doing

  • @middleofnowhere1313
    @middleofnowhere1313 Před 2 měsíci +25

    I think "Losermaxxing" is the word they're looking for.

  • @Noteven0
    @Noteven0 Před 2 měsíci +9

    Logical Deduction 101:
    If your soulmate is a doll, you have no soul. So either these guys are lying about how much fulfillment dolly is giving them, or zombies really do walk among us.

  • @HansMuneEnBy
    @HansMuneEnBy Před 2 měsíci +24

    I had a guy in our student accommodation back when I was a student… who was like this… dated a rubber doll… he was big and buff… we were all so terrified of him.

  • @ChrisFinnell
    @ChrisFinnell Před 2 měsíci +81

    22:49 The Master of Puppets shot is wild

    • @trentonwalker8602
      @trentonwalker8602 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Lmfao

    • @musek5048
      @musek5048 Před 2 měsíci +4

      that puts it in such a darker context that is truly disturbing

    • @poisonbang2178
      @poisonbang2178 Před 2 měsíci +3

      I don't think this is what James wrote about.

    • @Vivi_9
      @Vivi_9 Před 2 měsíci

      Just call my name and I'll hear you scream, babe

    • @HiberNAT
      @HiberNAT Před 2 měsíci

      I give that a Pulitzer

  • @deanstanley2125
    @deanstanley2125 Před 2 měsíci +11

    Gordon is going to end up barracaded in his house with the SWAT team outside.

  • @pmp9775
    @pmp9775 Před 2 měsíci +19

    they should make a Philion doll, that just sits there and looks at you in a judgmental way.

  • @louiebe
    @louiebe Před 2 měsíci +113

    Gettin ripped, doin it. Getting money up, doin it. But "Stop being a wierdo". Impossible

    • @Antnee659
      @Antnee659 Před 2 měsíci

      I had a comment typed and youtube deleted it to try and make me look at their garbage ad. Which i didnt. I look away turn the sound down and will never spend a cent on any of the trash you peddle. FUCK YOU CZcams

    • @martins9793
      @martins9793 Před 2 měsíci +2

      🗣️🗣️🗣️

    • @Alexander-dy6oj
      @Alexander-dy6oj Před 2 měsíci +2

      Exactly!

    • @DestroAzureDx
      @DestroAzureDx Před 2 měsíci +3

      Doing all that does not guarantee you'll get desire or admiration of the opposite sex. Some dude had to try 10x less than you ever will to try and be good enough for a woman.

    • @thunderball11111
      @thunderball11111 Před 2 měsíci +4

      @@DestroAzureDxIt’s not really about that if you’re a sensible person. Being in better health and having money will make your life better irrespective of finding a relationship or not and if you’re happier and like your life I’d say that’s likely to improve your chances of someone liking you.

  • @forswornking8346
    @forswornking8346 Před 2 měsíci +41

    Everard is 💯 the guy who had the 80 year old doll made. It's a replica of his mom, and he keeps it in that room! He hid it for the interview because even he realizes that is too much!

    • @UsmevavyPanacek
      @UsmevavyPanacek Před 2 měsíci +3

      Didn't thought of it.. But when he mentioned her passing and that room, my first thought was "where's her body?" Now I hope he has just the doll:)

    • @smileydog5941
      @smileydog5941 Před 2 měsíci

      Wait what?

    • @ShaunKang69
      @ShaunKang69 Před měsícem +2

      We call that the Chris Chan!

    • @dannydamnmendez
      @dannydamnmendez Před měsícem +1

      ​@@ShaunKang69 Norman Bates even

    • @therideneverends1697
      @therideneverends1697 Před měsícem

      @@dannydamnmendez Norman Master Baits

  • @TheCutiePatrol
    @TheCutiePatrol Před 2 měsíci +7

    when he said "its real pubic hair" all i could think is "what percentage of it is dudes hair?" lol

  • @lucre113
    @lucre113 Před 2 měsíci +17

    Okay but his shirt that just says “HANG GLIDING” on the back is hilarious it’s like post-ironic drip but he’s not off any levels of irony rn

    • @cinnamoslut
      @cinnamoslut Před měsícem

      Yes! It's so good. That's the kind of treasure I look for in thrift stores. He was ahead of his time.

  • @asarishepard8171
    @asarishepard8171 Před 2 měsíci +37

    23:00 last guy scares me the most. THATS the serial killer. he showed off his gun collection for effs sake. but i think the fact he doesn't have to pay rent (seems like his mom left him that house and its paid off?) means he has THIS much free time. a heck of a lot of work will beat the weird urge out of anyone.

    • @globalphenomena6979
      @globalphenomena6979 Před 2 měsíci +7

      Ok but hear me out the way evergard constantly wallows in self pity, and mike has the nerve to pretend like he can have a real relationship…WEIRD.

  • @yahweh3540
    @yahweh3540 Před 2 měsíci +41

    "life is dark souls" bruh that is ironically the realist shit ever lol

    • @ixxirecords26
      @ixxirecords26 Před 2 měsíci

      Eternally stuck in this mortal coil. 🤧

  • @unreasonablyagreeable1081
    @unreasonablyagreeable1081 Před 2 měsíci +7

    MEN WILL SPEND THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS ON DOLLS INSTEAD OF GOING TO THERAPY. HOLY SHIT

  • @pizzatime8404
    @pizzatime8404 Před 2 měsíci +12

    The irony of the Helix ad as a customizable inanimate object that you sleep with in a video about dolls is crazy

  • @user-sq6zl1ek3m
    @user-sq6zl1ek3m Před 2 měsíci +19

    I feel like Gordon is already living in a Zombie Apocalypse situation

    • @user-sq6zl1ek3m
      @user-sq6zl1ek3m Před 2 měsíci +7

      he also be one bully away from a “shoot up the place” story

  • @taylorbug9
    @taylorbug9 Před 2 měsíci +126

    I just want to note that the first two guys seem to be taking good care of their dolls and dressing them in adult clothes. Gordon's doll is in a school girl's uniform and has very messy hair like he doesn't own a hair brush. Gordon definitely would have started a cult where he married minors if he had been born with charisma. Let's just thank the heavens he wasn't.

    • @taylorbug9
      @taylorbug9 Před 2 měsíci

      I made this comment literally right before he mentioned how he hates heels and anything that makes a woman sexy (read: anything adult like) he absolutely wants to abuse minors and he should be on a watch list.

    • @tbkswagg
      @tbkswagg Před 2 měsíci +8

      Whoa damn huge fucking reach lmao. I'm amazed that your thought process reached to this level lmao. I mean we know absolutely nothing about his childhood etc.
      I mean many people are attracted to that school girl style. It's not fucking pdophlia lmao...Also the part where you even reach to a cult is fucking weird lmao. I'm not gonna even explain I mwan it's obv. why haha
      The guys definitely weird lmao but he never even goes out, and not harming anyone besides himself.

    • @thomasthellamas9886
      @thomasthellamas9886 Před 2 měsíci +23

      @@tbkswaggthis response is hurting your point more than you know

    • @tbkswagg
      @tbkswagg Před 2 měsíci

      @@thomasthellamas9886 No it doesn't, but if you think so at least have some arguments ready, don't be like 99% of commenters just spouting huge poopoo and nothing of substance.
      Why would hurt my point more if I say that a doll fking fetishist weird depressed loner guy + charisma does not automatically equate to a cult of pdos?? What is even the though process here, just pure hate towards these people.
      We can say many bad things about them, I feel sorry for them that they don't have the power to move on and are stuck in their childhood running from this crazy worlds bullshit. Also dating in the current world is fucked and marriage also. The weirdest we can say about these guys are that they kinda act sometimes that these dolls are living beings. "She", "her" etc. That's the saddest part.
      When women act manly and are forced sometimes agains their will to the scene of capitalism where men eat men, they eventually become manlier in the sense of Mars. They have to work just like men and they have to bear children too which is immense work and I don't think we value the core principles of Venus anymore. The passivity, the calmness, beauty, groundedness, mother-like which make women so important. They have to act manly in this world.
      While men are downthrodden and from childhood are taught to supress their manly instincts. Just think about school, women are more successful in school because these systems don't reward authority, free thinking, creativity, strong standards etc which make men men. Schools reward passivity, agreeableness, responsibility and punctuality etc. These are not inherently bad things before you get it wrong..
      What I am trying to reach at people get to this point because their father wasn't present, that's the most important part. But also in this world where you can't hear the word masculinity without the trait toxic near it, when men are always bashed and pointed at like the worlds destroyers, while it's obvious that it's very stupid and harmful to mix up the elites with the hard working men just because their genders.
      Divorce rates are high, relationships are mostly ended by women, women are much more picky because the Tinder-syndrome. And many more things, men are much less "manly" in general because of all the harmful shit we consume which lowers testosterone and because we live in a world without war, mostly.
      And eventually they metaphorically or literally run back to the only women which loves them unconditionally, their mother. And become children in their soul. The doll fkn is kind of weird to me, but I think it's mostly because they want to fuck but don't want to deal with women or are pussies ti change their lives and I kinda understand them in this sense.
      Men are nothing if they don't provide something to the world or their families etc. Men will always be loved conditionally and always will be expandable. And it's crazy how much we don't care about what men go through. We never did and I guess never will. The zeitgeist is that if you mention anything about this, 999 more important stupid identities are put before men. Especially white men.
      That's my understanding of this problem and that's why I said that the OP comment is a sign how fucking stupidly mob-like we became towards men who are troubled. Against people. These guys at least don't hurt anyone apart fron the sadness they caused for their families which I guess is responsible to why they became like this too.
      So I think OP's reach is unfounded and I don't really have to explain why school uniform -> pedro graper cult leader is a huge and so stupid that it's evil in my eyes. there's an amount of ignorance that is so high that it becomes evilness.
      TLDR:
      Provide arguments
      school uniform -> pedro cultist is a reach so ignorant and bad faith that it's borderline evil, fishing for easy like towarda hate of people who are easy to hate
      I think it's a symptom of our gener dynamics that men just give up

    • @goldy4631
      @goldy4631 Před 2 měsíci +19

      @@tbkswaggbeing attracted to a school girl uniform is creepy and weird change my mind lol

  • @samsham8218
    @samsham8218 Před měsícem +5

    The temp and feel of dead body in full rigor with none of the jail time..

  • @Tinguspingus603
    @Tinguspingus603 Před 2 měsíci +8

    Bros doll was blown TF out when it got to that repair guy 😂

  • @almo33YO
    @almo33YO Před 2 měsíci +149

    Last week, my husband got called out to investigate a body in a trash bag.
    Turns out, it was a dismembered sex doll. 😆

    • @cjackfly
      @cjackfly Před 2 měsíci

      Sex dolls post trashcan...
      5x hotness factor. 🔥 Haha😅

    • @JaceReboot
      @JaceReboot Před 2 měsíci

      And now I am actually sorta glad some of these guys settle for plastic dolls....If ya can get mad enough at an immobile silent doll to dismember it, I really do not want ya interacting with flesh and blood humans of any gender 😅 Like what the hell can a sex doll do to piss someone off that bad? Look at him in the wrong tone of voice?😆

    • @taylorbug9
      @taylorbug9 Před 2 měsíci +26

      That's funny and thank goodness it wasn't a person

    • @MidnightMemes88
      @MidnightMemes88 Před 2 měsíci +8

      ​@taylorbug9 well to somebody maybe it was...

    • @Vlamyncksken
      @Vlamyncksken Před 2 měsíci +22

      I've heard this story before, weird.. Police investigated further because they feared it was a "test murder"

  • @rodrigoh5139
    @rodrigoh5139 Před 2 měsíci +17

    gabbed a plate of food and sat through the entire thing, and it was truly the worst best thing I've ever seen.

    • @mcfarvo
      @mcfarvo Před 2 měsíci +1

      Maybe the best worst thing

  • @legendsxdie123
    @legendsxdie123 Před měsícem +8

    The dolls are weird but at least they're not harassing irl women because they're pent up.

  • @psnachtmuzik
    @psnachtmuzik Před 2 měsíci +7

    Their dead ancestors looking down from Heaven like 👁👄👁

  • @lalalol991
    @lalalol991 Před 2 měsíci +116

    I will never watch porn again

    • @trentonwalker8602
      @trentonwalker8602 Před 2 měsíci +47

      Yes you will

    • @ilianivanov9575
      @ilianivanov9575 Před 2 měsíci +19

      @@trentonwalker8602 better truth hasn't been spoken yet lmao

    • @stuart4860
      @stuart4860 Před 2 měsíci +16

      i was going to stop, but i'm not a quitter

    • @cecilroberts1971
      @cecilroberts1971 Před 2 měsíci +2

      Shiiiiiidddddd, why would you want to do that?

    • @lalalol991
      @lalalol991 Před 2 měsíci +7

      It’s been 2 days and I didn’t watch any

  • @rudemaminsynek5925
    @rudemaminsynek5925 Před 2 měsíci +9

    The British hang glider, Everard Cunion was arrested for photos of him posing with a dead deer and sheep on his bed. I don't think it's an unfair stretch to say he was into necrobeastiality (?!!)
    In addition to that, he also had a sizable cp collection. Oh, and he stalked and harrassed a woman he hadn't seen/ interacted with since middle school. He passed away during the legal battle ifrc.

    • @aude2sapere
      @aude2sapere Před měsícem +1

      I just looked this up and my god you weren't lying, unfortunately 😳

    • @lolavox
      @lolavox Před měsícem

      Bro... 😮 It's like the dolls was the first reddest of flags. 🤦🏿‍♀️

  • @ILikeTheIvy
    @ILikeTheIvy Před 2 měsíci +10

    This is really sad tbh. Makes me think of that ryan gosling movie where he falls in love with a doll and the whole town tho is supportive but in reality, they need help.

  • @candybetta4061
    @candybetta4061 Před 2 měsíci +8

    If there is a hell and a punishment for the worst of humanity, its being reincarnated into one of these dolls

  • @tomdyer8518
    @tomdyer8518 Před 2 měsíci +11

    “I seems like the best method of transportation for these dolls is shitty staples office chairs” LOL bro I swear you’re still one of my favorite channels, that shit got me good 🤣

  • @Bewilderebeest
    @Bewilderebeest Před 2 měsíci +8

    Well my face muscles for disgusted expressions sure got a workout 😰

  • @valerius9751
    @valerius9751 Před 2 měsíci +7

    owning a doll is one thing, but openly displaying your doll next to you in public is some concerning levels of mental illness

  • @Ryan-zr6yb
    @Ryan-zr6yb Před 2 měsíci +15

    I've met a few Gordon's but something about Mike is actually terrifying

  • @artistpenguin5890
    @artistpenguin5890 Před 2 měsíci +10

    Ngl, the "alternative partner" speech along with the strange music in the beginning is giving me strong Silent Hill vibes.

  • @Saibellus
    @Saibellus Před 2 měsíci +55

    somehow the guys who take care of and love their dolls are 100x less bad than the guy who just has a faux prisoner doll. at least they desire to emulate positive feelings

    • @WaterBisquitte
      @WaterBisquitte Před 2 měsíci +9

      Fair enough

    • @briskettacos
      @briskettacos Před 2 měsíci +6

      Idk, dude. A lot of these dolls end up mutilated and chopped up be ause the owners are just dysfunctional nutcases. Though I'm not sure if they're frustrated that their partner isn't real, or if they destroy them because they wish the doll was real.

  • @sircaine3494
    @sircaine3494 Před 2 měsíci +23

    The ego gymnastics these creeps do to rationalize their creepy behavior is the funniest part

  • @DibbzTV
    @DibbzTV Před měsícem +4

    Dang can't believe I'm feeling bad for dolls lmao 😆

  • @gump5ter01
    @gump5ter01 Před 2 měsíci +35

    Ironic that this dude has a Vietnam fighter jet as after seeing this I’m gonna have Vietnam style flashbacks.

  • @thecolombian7536
    @thecolombian7536 Před 2 měsíci +12

    We're eating well this month gentlemen, Philion uploaded again

  • @jwoahlnt
    @jwoahlnt Před 2 měsíci +7

    dude has a "Master of Puppets" poster in his bedroom...get it?

  • @adarrm
    @adarrm Před 2 měsíci +4

    45:46 -"This looks like young Michael Jackson unboxing older Michael Jackson" 😭😭😭

  • @Saibellus
    @Saibellus Před 2 měsíci +57

    theres something incredible about these guys talking about their parents judging them in the same tone and manner as someone explaining how they got disowned for being gay

  • @drake8281
    @drake8281 Před 2 měsíci +6

    To be called one of Phillion’s Strongest Soldiers has led me to places I wouldn’t venture to even with a gun

  • @13infbatt
    @13infbatt Před měsícem +2

    “It puts the lotion on its skin , or else it gets the hose again “

  • @zgintasz2
    @zgintasz2 Před 2 měsíci +5

    The interviewer should have asked: "Is there CP in this house?"

  • @austin31bennett
    @austin31bennett Před 2 měsíci +30

    If anyone says anyone besides Gordan is the scariest they are just trolling for attention. Buddy UNDOUBTEDLY has committed sex crimes. His hard drive NEEDS to be investigated ASAP

  • @mronewheeler
    @mronewheeler Před 2 měsíci +35

    A bag of spare pubic hair from Sweden hits different

  • @K6GSXRider
    @K6GSXRider Před 2 měsíci +27

    Not sure if these dolls are slowing or accelerating their descent into being a serial killer

  • @kevinmiller7105
    @kevinmiller7105 Před 2 měsíci +18

    bros def a cereal killer, but also 39 going on 67, 😂😂😂

  • @JoshHitti
    @JoshHitti Před 2 měsíci +7

    Loading bar is a fun game: see how quickly you can double click the right side of the screen to get through an ad read😂

  • @IanBoykin
    @IanBoykin Před 2 měsíci +18

    50 minute philion upload!? Christ will return soon

  • @Boberts427
    @Boberts427 Před 2 měsíci +7

    Best part, out the gate "I'm currently living with my parents"
    Go on....

  • @francoislemieux4727
    @francoislemieux4727 Před 2 měsíci +12

    "She starts to smell like fish so you know to clean then after a while" Jesus christ

  • @KD_1313
    @KD_1313 Před 2 měsíci +11

    That helix transition was flawless

  • @Polones12
    @Polones12 Před 2 měsíci +41

    "Dolled up" takes a new meaning.

    • @BIGHEADjr51
      @BIGHEADjr51 Před 2 měsíci +2

      There’s a reason we were nice to the trench coat kids

  • @TiffanyFusini
    @TiffanyFusini Před 2 měsíci +3

    😂 the second this guy said certain people are spiritually Augustus Gloop, i subbed to him. 😂😂😂