The Art of War by Sun Tzu: Entire Unabridged Audiobook
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The Art of War is an ancient guide on military strategy. Written by Sun Tzu a Chinese general and philosopher in the 5th Century B.C. It was created after he helped successfully defend the Chinese province of Wu against the province Chu.
The strategies in this book have been used for hundreds of years in military campaigns, business and sports. It is the ultimate guide on how to defeat an opposing force in whatever form that might take. Contrary to what we might expect, The Art of War actually advises to avoid fighting as much as possible by only striking targets that are weak and using manipulation to subdue the enemy.
Ultimately Sun Tzu teaches us how to have the advantage in conflict giving us the best possible chance of success. My hope for this production was to provide an exciting and digestible rendition of this ancient text that can help people learn these strategies for years to come.
James
Voice-over by Chris Lines
Chapters:
Chapter 1 Laying Plans 00:00:00
Chapter 2 Waging War 00:04:53
Chapter 3 Attack by Stratagem 00:09:09
Chapter 4 Tactical Dispositions 00:13:54
Chapter 5 Energy 00:17:26
Chapter 6 Weak Points and Strong 00:21:48
Chapter 7 Manoeuvring 00:28:14
Chapter 8 Variation In Tactics 00:34:00
Chapter 9 The Army on The March 00:37:02
Chapter 10 Terrain 00:44:39
Chapter 11 The Nine Situations 00:51:25
Chapter 12 The Attack by Fire 01:04:10
Chapter 13 The Use of Spies 01:07:47
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Translated from the Chinese
By LIONEL GILES, M.A. (1910)
This work is in the public domain because it was published before January 1, 1926.
"If she leaves you for another, there is always her mother." -Sun Tzu
😂😂😂😂 oh my goodness
My face reading this comment 🧐 then my face after realising I am her father 😬😤
Did Sun Tzu actually say that?
@@jaredjones6570 erm do you have any brain cells because YESSS HE DID
😂😂😂😂👍👍👍👏👏👏
"Stop quoting me for things I didn't say."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"No, let them quote me for things i didn't say"
-Sun tzu, the art of war
@@legorobert5378 confusing the enemy
It’s confusing
"Penis."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"Have you ever wiped, and your finger breaks through the tissue a bit, so you bring your finger up to your nose to check if there is fecal matter on your finger but you fail to realize there is fecal tissue still stuck to your finger which then ends up getting stuck in your beard. You feel the tissue in your beard and try to brush it out but instead you smear the feces all around your face. You end up spending the whole day smelling feces and not knowing where it is coming from?"
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War
“Until the lion learns to write, every story will glorify the hunter.”
-S.T, The Art of All
Until we interview the Axis every history book will glorify the Allies.
Wait that’s actually a neat quote
Reminds me of the Takers VS Leavers in the fictional novel Ishmael by Daniel Quinn
@@muhammadscott1488 cope
@@angularsaxophone5820 I don't need to
" There are three types of men you never wish to face. Those who have everything to loose. Those who have lost everything. Lastly those who have one thing left."
-Sun Tzu, The Art of war
🤣🤣🤣
epic@@dhanurs8085
Predictably shines bright with the 3 you speak of
@@jordancockett3887nah. It's highly subjective. Underestimating anyone is foolish
@@divulgedspirit in war either side fight for the what they think is right its a never ending battle of deception because in the end we're all the same war doesn't solve much.. but peace doesn't either.
"An empty browser history reveals more than a full one"
~Sun Tsu
What?
hmmm seems like the kids keep clearing the history... hmmm... wonder why
That’s so smart lol
Love it!!
I have never smiled at a youtube comment in my life. Thanks
The entire book "The Art of War" by Sun Tzu in quality audio format for free on CZcams? Wow! Thank you!
Wow!!! Thank you so much!! This is a precious book!!! 💖
It's good, but just a shame that so many obscure, over-intellectual words were used in this translation.
@@WeAreOneNature there's no shame in quality vocabulary
yes bro read the title.
@@jaredjones6570 I didn't say there was shame in it. But it is just more difficult to understand. Why write 'hearkens' (2:51) when the word 'listens' is understood by almost everyone?
“Aint no sunshine when shes gone”
-Sun Tzu
Now you done went too damn far. 😂😂😂
Many do not know that Sun Tzu was also Bill Withers. Google it.
😂😂😂
“If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.”
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War
🤣🤣🤣
-Ace Ventura
Underrated comment right here!
Spoken like a true Ranger student!
😂😂😂
"From the streets, she emerged. To the streets she shall return."
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War
The Miami 304 checker 📞 😏 Push it to the limit 🚀
@@yaccumarron Put your shoes on outside, you aint gonna put it on in here.
@@Chryztallic but I feel like
Anyways good to see it growing 💪🏽🔥
Future 😂😂😂
"Only when a mosquito lands upon ones' testicles, does a man truely learn restraint"
- Sun Tzu
😂😂😂
😅😅😅
"You can try so hard and get so far, but in the end it won't even matter."
-Linkin Tzu
😁😁
Son Bitch xD
Sun Park
Broooo😂😂😂
-linkin Tzu, art of song
"A fool beats his meat , only the wise man defeats it"
~ Sun Tzu , art of war
He is smart don't have to worry about hiv and herpes no man should worry about ones man meat should worry about your health and staying alive
lmaoo
🤣
Hahah😂😂😂
Lol
“A doctor a day, keeps an apple away”
-Sun Tzu, The art of war
hahahahaha
but it was only 4 tenths of the appropriate cost
nope, quoted by "Ben Franklin".
War of art
@@marckriz4119 Paintbrush pains much
"When you stand alone, stand tall." -Sun Tza
Yup
Facts
Sun Tza ?
My favorite Sun Tzu quote is "treat your men as if they were your own beloved sons, and they will follow you into the deepest valley"
You beat them to make them work harder - asian parent 2022
Great quote.
THE MARINE CORPS. - treat your men like sacks of living dog shit, and cry when your officers all get their brains blown out in the field of combat by the jr. personnel. ( era Vietnam - more officers were killed by the hands of junior marines than were killed by the entire Vietcong army.
Men hehe
@@gsimplify5352 is this really true?
"Treat her like a Queen, and you shall be left on seen."
~Sun Tzu
Ancient wisdom right there!
Left of screen.
@@EVERTONFC. what does it mean tho I'm still trying to process
@@bananazmc6221 “left on seen” could mean “left on read” like on imessage when someone reads your text but doesn’t respond.
@@bananazmc6221 yeah
“When it’s not working, turn it off and on again” Sun Tzu, Art of war
Good one!! I love it.
my wireless mouse
😂😂😂
"Smacking it helps too!"
~Sun Tzu
Very wise, a man of true awareness and observation. An understanding of how to see through the eyes of your enemy to the training of your warriors in battle.
"Let your plans be dark and impenetrable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt"
Sun Tzu
My favorite quote
This is actually so fire
Best one.
An actual quote let's go
@@eyeforaneye4408 lmfaooo
“The greatest victory is that which requires no battle.” Sun Tzu
In Sun Tzu's narration, greatest war is not only no battle, but most people even never feels the risk of war, and nobody become famous by war, because all the potential risk had been solved perfectly.
It also remind us the real genius is not easy to be found out. And political, diploma are very important need excellent talent.
@@zmmtpomfg5462 Subversion is the alternative to war in modern America. It's the use of propaganda to such a degree that it converts people to call for actions against their own interests in favor of their enemy. Been around forever, and he does reference it some here. Today it is the key weapon of "Marxism".
In China from Sun Tzu to "Unrestricted Warfare" by CCP generals in 1999 from China. the entire book is how to avoid traditional military conflicts, but win through subversion, bribery, tech, bioweapons, etc. Traditional warfare is obsolete for bringing down America due to such superior might, but subverting the people, destroying through tech and cyber attacks, and bioweapons.
Thank you, for leaving a actual comment on this videoZ other than the others, who can’t take anything serious, and literally absorbed maybe .5% of the 10 minutes they listened too.
不戰而屈人之兵
Stop using my name for any nonsense you say
"SEN TZU ART OF WAR PROBABLY "
“All warfare is based on deception. Hence, when able to attack, we must seem unable; when using our forces, we must seem inactive; when we are near, we must make the enemy believe we are far away; when far away, we must make him believe we are near.” -Sun Tzu, The Art Of War
Sounds like a Skinwalker
3:24
that was Einstein
-abrahm lincon
That's basically my tactic in UNO
"Fear is the path to the dark side … fear leads to anger … anger leads to hate … hate leads to suffering.” - Yoda Tzu, the Art of the Force
Its true though honestly. I am someone with anxiety, triggered largely by social situations and generally unrepdictable life situations. That anxiety, rooted in my own low self esteem/confidence causes me not to speak up or set personal boundaries, and thusly opt for mostly non confrontational outcomes. But every time i succumb to that anxiety rather than taking accountability for my wants and needs, the anxiety leads to me growing angry with resentment and misplaced negativity. Things that could have been talked out in the onset will start to fester within me and my anger grows due to feeling my boundaries not being respected, but the reality is that it is my responsibility to learn how to advocate for those things. That will reduce that anger and allow you to communicate more effectively and form better relationships.
@@Kenlac92 bro wrote a whole psychological study 💀💀
@@mattynek2 bro cant read more than two sentences. Sorry that you need things in tiktok format to understand them.
@@Kenlac92 No, I'm actually largely against Tiktok and short videos in general, I just find it funny that you wrote a comically long comment, I'll read it later
How does one stop fear
"Switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading."
~Sun Tzu, art of war
They don’t get it lol
Stop using my name for any nonsense you say
"SEN TZU ART OF WAR PROBABLY "
"THE NUMBERS MASON!"
-press r2/l2,the art of DOA
too bad everyone uses overkill perk. no pistols. 😁
Aye cap'n price!
“If I don’t know what I’m doing neither does my enemy” - Sun Tzu
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
US army command during ww2:
Smooth
🤣
Underrated 😂😂
"Do or do not, there is no try." - Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
Adorable! Brilliant, you are.
If you know your enemy and you know yourself. You know two people - Sun Tzu art of war
😅ok
----Sun Tzu
“It’s about drive, it’s about power”.
-Sun Tzu
The wock
“We Stay hungry we devour”
-George Washington
@@rawafsarhan5121 "beware of the internet, beware of comments on CZcams". MACHIAVELLI 1573
"Put in the work, put in the hours"
-Lao Tzu
@@bananabangers8132 and take whats ours
-Sun Tzu The Art of War
“There are no mistakes, only happy little accidents”
- Son Ross, The War of Art
lmao nice
W
Didn’t get the reference but W
@@elliottmanners1620 bob ross
My favourite👏👏👏
"Wise men say, only fools rush in" - Sun Presley
I’m listening to this to fall asleep to. I have no idea what this is going to do to my dreams but let’s go!
😂let’s go 😅
"SWEAT More during PEACE
BLEED Less during WAR."
-Sun Tzu 👊
Facts 😎👍🏾
More like Napoleon Bonaparte but close enough
@@dreamerml4472
Huh, really? Did he say that?
Victory favors the prepared.
True statement but false quotation...
All warfare is based upon deception...
So full marks for positive use of misinformation. 👊
"You run faster with a knife"
- Sun Tzu
Enemy Spotted.
You don't run with scissors
*Fire in the hole*
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@@napalmwedding plus no respawns in RL 😆
"I don't know, I just work here"
- Sun Tzu, the Art of Work
lmaooo
Cold.
“if fighting is sure to result in victory than you must fight”
-sun tzu
_Sun Tzu said that! And I’d say he knows a little more than you do!_
BECAUSE HE INVENTED IT AND THEN HE PERFECTED IT SO NO MAN COULD BEST HIM IN THE RING OF HONOR!
"Switching weapons is already faster, then realoding"
- Sun Tzu
Captain price
Unless ur Canadian as all ur mags r pinned @ 5 rnds, and u have 6x the mag reload practice lol-
Sun tzu.
I just laughed so hard at this holy fuck
Unless you have a higher mag capacity
Always*
"When you surround an army, leave an outlet free. Do not press a desperate foe too hard. "
In other words pick moves that entice your enemy one way and always give them a way out, one of your convenience. A desperate foe will deal great damage, a man sure of his death is 100x more dangerous than normal, give him a way out, some hope, and he loses that desperation, he starts focusing on his hopefully escape, instead of how to take you down with him.
incorner a rat and see
You don’t need to write an entire essay -sun tzu
@@nate18thegreat reading is good for you, Sun Tzu
Real talk
Love it
“If your enemy does not know your plans, share it with him” -Moon Tzu, The War of Art
Plans what plans never right anything down 👇
I'm confused
😂😂😂😂
Best one so far
That sounds real. Like somebody actually made a book.
“Until the lion learns to write, lions won’t be able to write.”
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
😂😂😂
“When conducting an evacuation, always abandon your best airbase and leave $85 billion worth of weapons for the enemy.”
-Sun Tzu, The Art Of War
Ah yes, we must think like the enemy.
"Damn I want some planes"
"They want planes, Mr President"
"Then leave them planes."
I think Buffoon Biden said that in The Blunder of Build Back Better
loooooooooooooooooooooooooool :D
Thanks for that!
There was a prediction that last succesful president of America will be a black man, then there only be downfall of state. Note : I have lots of secret predictions
@@raven4899 ummm the last "successful" president should be before the 90's... All we've had since then have been fools, idiots, and now, a puppet that wants to pretend to be human.
"Do them dirty, in front of they squad."
- Sun Tzu
Very wise!
For this will cause they squad to lose heart.
thats a war crime but k
“drop the biggest cat and rest will wallow “
"Maybe I exist, maybe you exist, together we don't"
~ Sun Tzu - The art of War!!
His voice is so clear. I love his voice and I would like to make a request. Please upload more audiobooks like this. Wish you luck.
“Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down."
-Rick Tzu
Hilarious
Hahaha🤣🤣🤣
Haha
Focc hahaha
hhahahahaha !! literally !!!
Chapters:
00:00:00 Chapter 1 Laying Plans
00:03:24 Chapter 1 Laying Plans | Deception
00:04:53 Chapter 2 Waging War
00:09:09 Chapter 3 Attack by Stratagem
00:13:54 Chapter 4 Tactical Dispositions
00:14:33 Chapter 4 Tactical Dispositions | Attack & Defense
00:17:26 Chapter 5 Energy
00:21:48 Chapter 6 Weak Points and Strong
00:23:15 Chapter 6 Weak Points and Strong | Secrecy
00:27:30 Chapter 6 Weak Points and Strong | Adaptability
00:28:14 Chapter 7 Manoeuvring
00:34:00 Chapter 8 Variation In Tactics
00:36:15 Chapter 8 Variation In Tactics | 5 faults of generals
00:37:02 9 The Army on The March
00:44:39 Chapter 10 Terrain
00:48:15 Chapter 10 Terrain | General's orders
00:51:25 Chapter 11 The Nine Situations
01:04:10 Chapter 12 The Attack by Fire
01:07:47 Chapter 13 The Use of Spies
Thanks
🙏🙏
Love ya, WAIT NO I DIDNT MEAN IT
Thank you sooo much 🙏🙏
“He will win - who knows when to fight .. and when not to fight.” __ Sun Tzu 👍
PoWERfuLL, PowerfULL.....
"The opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself "
-Sun Tzu
"It is what it is"
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War
“Sometimes when you close your eyes, you cannot see”
- Sun Tzu
no,you still have an eye in your mind and heart
@@yuluoxianjun wtf are you talking about
Sounds like Michael Owen :-))
@@MonarchLMC he is talking about something alien in his body like poping alien from bodies like in men in black.
@@JohnWick_897I think he/she's a spiritual lad/lass or something
I really appreciate the text being displayed on screen simultaneously.
“The one who smelled it, is the one who dealt it.” - Sun Tzu
I've been listening to this for about 5 hours, honestly amazing!
Wisdom, sincerity, benevolence, courage, and strickness
"Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their actions" The Art of War
“Put in the work put in the hours and take what’s ours”
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War
I don’t know about war but I am not scared to get into a fight shit I won all my street fights now my hand is f**k I still fight with my hand I like feeling like a lion when I am out side
That's RT TAKE BACK WHAT THE ENEMY HAS STEN! FUCK GHEEZ XEMON'S OF MEDIEVl
tech n9ne -- the rock?
Put in the grammar, FFS.
🤣🤣🤣
“Diamonds are forever, and so is Ric Flair”
-Sun Tzu
Wooooo
This is one of the best books I ever collected.
"If theres a hole, theres a goal"
~Sun tzu art of war
Fish duck. Is it a dish or a fuck?
- Sun Tsu, The Art Of Confusion
✊️
Sun Tzu is a character I admire. His strategies are miraculous. Thanks for this video.
I read 📚 this book 📖 and I was taught Suz Tuz, in my Kufu Classes, my kufu master taught us to use this, during spiritual warfare! It works 💪
“Stay Strapped, or Get Clapped.”
-Sun Tzu, The Art Of War
"An alcoholic needs a drink, but I already have one"
~Sun Tsu, The Art of War
Some things can only be said one way in order to be used as a side splitting weapon. Best one hands down
Says Me
Life hack
Learn this one simple trick rehab centers don't want you to know...
"Appear weak when you are strong and strong when you are weak ". Sun Tzu-The Art of War.
This was very informative I recently lost my book so I appreciate this✊🏿
"Forgiveness is devine, but never pay full price for late pizza."
- Sun Tzu
Original ninja turtles 👍
Youuuuuuu are f#-kn Hilarious!!!😂🤣
Do you still tip the pizza boy tho?
YOUR 2 MINS LATE DUUUDE!!
@@irabucc469 I'd say it's usually not the delivery guys fault, so tip him for a gallon of gas but don't pay full for late pizza.
"What the hell is wrong with you people," -Sun Tzu upon reawakening from his cryogenic slumber in the year 2150 AD and promptly reading all the comments on the internet about him.
Underrated comment xD
I would like to award you with the highest honor I can bestow. A like.
Ayooooo no bap 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣
Wym "You people"
-Will
He will re-awaken to everyone but dickheads being dead. Stay sleeping Sun!
With great power comes great responsibility.
Sun tzu the art of war
A real soldier doesnt fight because he hates whats in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight. Sun Tzu said that, and I think he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do." -Soldier TF2
"He who fight and run away, live to die another day " HOCKENBERRY HOUND 1634
“In the midst of chaos, there is also opportunity.” - Sun Tzu
All warfare Is based on deception
This is great for business meetings where you weren't listening and need to say something that sounds cool and will probably pertain to whatever the boss just asked you.
😂😂😂 I just did this in an interview. He asked what the most recent book I’ve read was and this is all I could think of. It worked, got the job lol. Thank God he didn’t ask any questions about it.
"Always make sure the wind is blowing in enemy's direction before farting."
- Sun Tzu, Art of chemical warfare
"if you can't win a battle, then report you're enemy"
-sun tzu, art of war
"If you cant win a battle, demand to speak to the manager"
-sun karen, the art of whore
Bunk! BUNKNESS!!
*your
"Disregard females,
acquire gold coins."
- Sun Tzu
fantastic
Feminists: 'Sexist. Ban the book' 😲😲😲
@@tuffguy8656 hehehe!
@@tuffguy8656 Feminists: Burn every copy of that book!
Listened through the whole book and those lines were not in it lol
Finally have studio this powerful book of power.
I love how many of these comments are very useful tips and profound points, I'm sure Sun Tsu would've like them
One of the best quote of sun tzu that I personally like most is: "Appear weak when you are strong and strong when you are weak". This gives you a psychological advantage
About the famous Chinese
A wise military philosopher
Military teachings of the wise Sun Tzu
To the organizers for being well presented and learning
My sincere thanks to Sa Zhu.
"Do not attack an enemy whose temper is keen."
Yes!
I really love this....when I was in college I really love and memorized his art of war qoutes. if you know the enemy and know yourself,you need not fear the result of hundred battle.
Ok Karen. Use that on your next shopping trip to costco
I always win, as I only play my own game
"Why memorize the quotes when you can make them!"
~ Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"if fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight!"
- Sun Tzu said that
“Wake up to reality! Nothing ever goes as planned in this accursed world. The longer you live, the more you realize that the only things that truly exist in this reality are merely pain. suffering and futility.”
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
I could listen to This Gentleman's Voice ALL Day Long. It is Very Impactful and Perfect for This Content.
Thank You for an Excellent Video!!!
I wonder 💭 if this is an A.I. Bot voice generator?
Omg yes
His voice crusty 💀 💀 💀
Read by Chris Lines
"I used to be an adventurer like you. But I took an arrow to the knee"
~ Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"The mark of a true whiterun guard is that he has been shot in the knee"
~Sun Tzu , The art of war
John f barnes
“A guard might get nervous, a man approaches with his weapon drawn..” - Vincent Van Gogh
Hahahahaha
@@lnfused ahahahahaha!!
"His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti"
- Em Tzu, The Art of War
For centuries, the Art of War has been used as a source of wisdom and guidance in times of conflict. Immerse yourself in this timeless military masterpiece and learn how to use it's insights to win your battles today!
Not all wars are fought with shield and spear. Save the ones that are.
Finally! The top bunk shall be mine!!
@@TealWolf26 Yet the philosophy of the book can apply to almost anything, arguments, politics, business even when playing pvp video games.
@@gamechanger8908 Yup that's what I was getting at. 😊
@@gamechanger8908 just like tecnoblade who quoted sun tzu for months lol
This is going above and beyond of what is desired and expected by us subscribers! Many thanks!
Chapter 7 is lovely for leadership
Touching myself.
Sun Tzu, Art of war.
“One must shoot the ball in order for the ball to go in the hoop”
- Sun Tzu
Common sense really
@@OGDadAverage nah that's some deep shit
@@orewadumamey1083 just common sense brother
I have had a hard copy of The Art of War for years. i have read it a number of times. I'm pleased to find the audio here. I listened to the entire audio this morning before work.
nope hard to find it
@@justilyp7905 ?
I've read the book but this is NICE, beautiful VOICE ❤❤❤❤
*_"When there is War, that's where the place to get Money Profits"_*
_- Sun Tzu: President of the United States,The Art of Profits War -_
"Abandon him just like how your father abandoned you"
-Tsun Tzu, Art Of War
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Damn lol
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@lindarose3547 😘
@@ptahenoch4418 😘
"I want a lady in the streets, but a freak in the sheets."
--Sun Tzu
😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
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Thanks man
"The wise warrior avoids the battle." I can't think in a better quote to begin this audiobook review. Sometimes, reading books about war tactics or novels of the genre of war, is confused with glorify wars, destruction, death and all sad things that are results of a war. But, at least, in my case (I can't speak for others) it's not that. I don't glorify war. One of my favorite historical subjects is World War II, but it's not because an insane instinct of glorify war. I just support the concept that any person who forget the past or don't do anything to learn about the past, he/she will be cursed to repeat history.
Concur!
Conquer!
@@theresefournier3269 Hi dear, how are you doing i hope everything is going absolutely perfect with you 💜💙💜💙💜💜💜💛?
@@Richard-nu8mx what, pray tell, are you up to?
@@theresefournier3269 sorry dear I didn't understand what you mean by that, can you please make me understand well...
Thankyou that was fantastic 😀
This dude has the best voice for this
"If she says she needs some space, her sister shall take her place"
~Sun tzu the cultured man
Stfu 😆 lol you just killed me I agree
😂😂
Lmaoo
💯
💀☠💀☠💀👻
Do not fear an enemy who tries to intimidate you. Fear the one who doesn't and calm.
ooossm
Yup.
Great wisdom. Thanks for sharing man! 🤜🏻🤜🏻👏🏻