Sun Tzu | The Art of War

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    The Art of War by Sun Tzu is an ancient Chinese military text composed of thirteen chapters, that are devoted to the strategic and tactical aspects of warfare. The Art of War explains in detail how we must behave in battle, and, more importantly: how to win. What makes a strong army? In what manner should we approach the enemy on ‘enclosed terrain’? And how should we use spies to garner information, or to spread ‘fake news’?
    Aside from specific tips on combat, the Art of War has a profound philosophical side to it. Sun Tzu argues that war shouldn’t be taken lightly, that the highest form of warfare is defeating the enemy without fighting, and that being ‘still’ and ‘inscrutable’ is the business of a general. He emphasizes the use of intelligence over brute force and teaches us how to win battles the smart way.
    The beauty of the Art of War is that its wisdom can be applied to our modern lives as well; even in times of peace, when we don’t have to deal with bloodshed, but rather with work, sports, and daily conflicts in general.
    This video explores the wisdom of Sun Tzu’s work: The Art of War.
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Komentáře • 10K

  • @Einzelganger
    @Einzelganger  Před 3 lety +686

    Watch the sequel here: czcams.com/video/-XPkXNVWWwA/video.html

  • @teriyakikusunoki6969
    @teriyakikusunoki6969 Před 3 lety +3907

    "To win a war,farm potatoes"
    -Sun Tzu

  • @cowboy9348
    @cowboy9348 Před 3 lety +2358

    “Please stop commenting in this format. I can’t stop liking them”
    - Sun Tzu

  • @Mr.Sagittarius88
    @Mr.Sagittarius88 Před rokem +1840

    "If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands."
    - Sun Tzu, Art of War

  • @sunuy192
    @sunuy192 Před rokem +927

    “A man who sleeps on the floor cannot fall out of bed” - Sun Tzu Art of War

  • @skulltrickster
    @skulltrickster Před 3 lety +3077

    “If you lose, blame it on the lag.”
    -Sun Tzu

    • @barmyneddy1789
      @barmyneddy1789 Před 3 lety +43

      Camp like a champ for it is only a matter of time until you gain your killstreaks.
      Your K/D ratio is what truly defines you.
      Lol

    • @Svengalish0000
      @Svengalish0000 Před 3 lety +4

      @@barmyneddy1789 your k/d wouldn't be high if you're a camper

    • @barmyneddy1789
      @barmyneddy1789 Před 3 lety +7

      @@Svengalish0000 maybe I’ve been playing different games for the last couple of decades.

    • @bun4184
      @bun4184 Před 3 lety +4

      "Unstable Network"

    • @rejvaik00
      @rejvaik00 Před 2 lety +2

      Sun Tzu said that!

  • @nicka6815
    @nicka6815 Před 3 lety +6994

    "You may not rest, there are monsters near by"
    -Sun Tzu

  • @daviddu8059
    @daviddu8059 Před rokem +1278

    “If you lose the battle, you clearly did not read my book”
    sun tzu - art of war

    • @thugdoge2235
      @thugdoge2235 Před rokem +23

      😂😂😂

    • @bangkokom
      @bangkokom Před 7 měsíci +6

      "you never lose if you dont join any war"
      -

    • @erdongchen0823
      @erdongchen0823 Před 7 měsíci +8

      《孙子兵法》:“如果你输了,你显然看了翻译错的书。”

    • @boluomi99
      @boluomi99 Před 6 měsíci

      @@bangkokom很可悲这本书是写给将军看的不是一个老百姓!因为你不够聪明!

    • @dhanurs8085
      @dhanurs8085 Před 6 měsíci

      😂😂😂

  • @fikky.b8246
    @fikky.b8246 Před rokem +254

    "99.9% of my quotes are not mine, including this one"
    -Sun Tzu, Art of war

  • @simonDopeSRB
    @simonDopeSRB Před 3 lety +5115

    "changing to the pistol is quicker than reloading"
    -Sun Tzu

    • @theartemisgland
      @theartemisgland Před 3 lety +50

      Wasnt it mctavish in cod4 in the shooting range of 22nd sas?

    • @Floridamangaming729
      @Floridamangaming729 Před 3 lety +123

      Karl Heinrich Marx it’s called a joke.

    • @rnbchill9486
      @rnbchill9486 Před 3 lety +11

      @@theartemisgland mw2

    • @theartemisgland
      @theartemisgland Před 3 lety +34

      @@Floridamangaming729 jokes on you i was fishing for people like you to show themselves. Hello.

    • @j.l.atheprodigy
      @j.l.atheprodigy Před 3 lety +80

      "Always reload after one bullet so you don't get caught with an empty clip" -Sun Tzu probably...

  • @suntzu6480
    @suntzu6480 Před 3 lety +8565

    "Why the hell is everyone using my name for quotes?"
    -My art of war

  • @hanzchii9245
    @hanzchii9245 Před rokem +639

    "If you dont know WTF you're doing, neither does your enemy"
    -Sun Tzu, the art of war

    • @bubullibooooo9928
      @bubullibooooo9928 Před rokem +3

      😂😂❤❤❤❤❤

    • @soyanshumohapatra
      @soyanshumohapatra Před 11 měsíci +3

      😂😂😂

    • @Kerrviii
      @Kerrviii Před 11 měsíci

      HAHAHAHA😂😂😂

    • @leonhuynh2641
      @leonhuynh2641 Před 10 měsíci

      China uses the art of war to defeat Us without single shot…men can be women and get pregnant…that’s China Idea…

    • @ashmiiiiii
      @ashmiiiiii Před 8 měsíci

      😂😂😂

  • @ok1220lol
    @ok1220lol Před rokem +457

    "Violence is not the answer, it is a question and the answer is yes."
    -Sun tzu art of war

  • @aperson6925
    @aperson6925 Před 3 lety +4036

    "I heard you can get a lot of likes by making fake quotes"
    -Sun Tzu

    • @AhmedHassan-lv6ld
      @AhmedHassan-lv6ld Před 3 lety +50

      its true

    • @AhmedHassan-lv6ld
      @AhmedHassan-lv6ld Před 3 lety +3

      @Youaregonnadiefromthispfpsosaybyetoyourparents he said fake quotes not technoblade quotes

    • @Mr-my5ji
      @Mr-my5ji Před 3 lety +30

      You will feel sh1t if your finger goes through the toilet paper ... Sun Tzu

    • @Hokimashura
      @Hokimashura Před 3 lety +8

      But do you know that you have to have some true words and those words cant be uses without the permision of the author so its like and illegall and not illegel but i sugest to you to dont do it pls
      -Sun Tzu

    • @codefrr
      @codefrr Před 3 lety +22

      “It is impossible to escape amogus”
      -Sun Tzu, The Art Of Sus

  • @DrKakentraunElPrestoZimbutsu
    @DrKakentraunElPrestoZimbutsu Před 3 lety +3598

    "Why is everyone fake quoting me" -Sun Tzu, Art of War

  • @streamerinsaan8597
    @streamerinsaan8597 Před rokem +312

    "They cant steal our plan if we don't have one"
    Sun Tzu, The Art Of War

  • @joyt841
    @joyt841 Před rokem +263

    " If you are loosing the battle, go to the menu and restart it"
    - Sun Tzu, the Art of war

  • @arkyudetoo9555
    @arkyudetoo9555 Před 3 lety +781

    "I checked comments for educational information, I was wrong."
    -Sun Tzu

  • @intheworld9578
    @intheworld9578 Před 3 lety +2037

    "I don't speak English you fools"
    -Sun Tzu

    • @vadiks20032
      @vadiks20032 Před 3 lety +124

      " 知可以戰與不可以戰者,勝。"
      - sun tzu

    • @suntzu6480
      @suntzu6480 Před 3 lety +65

      But I do...

    • @kakyoindonut3213
      @kakyoindonut3213 Před 3 lety +28

      @@vadiks20032 joke's on you, I use google translate extention

    • @vadiks20032
      @vadiks20032 Před 3 lety +12

      @@kakyoindonut3213 gg

    • @ADeeSHUPA
      @ADeeSHUPA Před 3 lety +5

      @@vadiks20032 知可戰興可戰 勝

  • @TechTornado
    @TechTornado Před rokem +219

    "The key to stop losing is to start winning"
    Sun Tzu - The Art of War

    • @azhariarif
      @azhariarif Před 11 měsíci +12

      "If you find yourself without a home, just buy a home." - Sun Tzu - The Art of War

    • @incrxdible9896
      @incrxdible9896 Před 7 měsíci +3

      This is the truth since a win causes many wins like:
      You win a battle against your mind and go exercising
      Exercise -> Low stress -> Better Sleep -> Better concentration, less fatigued hearth and higher testosterone -> less fear, more muscle mass and this goes on

  • @carlosviajes
    @carlosviajes Před rokem +154

    "If you're terrible at fighting, try to win without fighting."
    - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

    • @kshitijtyagi5113
      @kshitijtyagi5113 Před 5 měsíci +5

      thats actually right

    • @youaresb
      @youaresb Před 10 dny

      这就是现代的和平演变,通过政治,经济,文化,意识形态的对战。

  • @justinian-the-great
    @justinian-the-great Před 3 lety +4574

    "If you lose the battle, blame your teammates."
    -Sun Tzu

    • @alexmillan9931
      @alexmillan9931 Před 3 lety +116

      you can't cause you are all dead lol

    • @stephenweil7976
      @stephenweil7976 Před 3 lety +21

      🤣🤣

    • @delsonlai2180
      @delsonlai2180 Před 3 lety +26

      @@alexmillan9931 I mean it's really relatable to MOBA games like Mobile Legends or League of Legends tho...😝😝😝

    • @abid5087
      @abid5087 Před 3 lety +113

      “That guy was totally hacking”
      -Sun Tzu

    • @delsonlai2180
      @delsonlai2180 Před 3 lety +46

      @@abid5087 "All please report PotatoMaster69 for maphacking!!"
      - Sun Tzu

  • @falangi4850
    @falangi4850 Před 3 lety +2509

    "If you found oil
    Hide it from the Americans "
    -Sun Tzu

    • @ketankumarsingh1
      @ketankumarsingh1 Před 3 lety +113

      They will come to save the 'democracy'!

    • @Mxrk_Hxshim
      @Mxrk_Hxshim Před 3 lety +12

      Lmao

    • @axel3895
      @axel3895 Před 3 lety +7

      But they are the largest buyer how can you hide from them

    • @bdog2802
      @bdog2802 Před 3 lety +43

      It's not a foreign intervention it's a surprise democracy

    • @manojitbasak_0377
      @manojitbasak_0377 Před 3 lety +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @abysswatcher4907
    @abysswatcher4907 Před rokem +123

    "Tomorrow is another day, as today is another yesterday"
    - Sun Tzu, The art of recursion.

  • @ynntari2775
    @ynntari2775 Před 3 lety +5531

    "Don't attack Russia during Winter"
    ‒Sun Tzu

    • @theapexsurvivor9538
      @theapexsurvivor9538 Před 3 lety +198

      Attack Russia in the winter, don't push in the autumn.
      - the first person to actually beat Russia in a land war.

    • @joecurran2811
      @joecurran2811 Před 3 lety +15

      @@theapexsurvivor9538 Who was that?

    • @ntf5211
      @ntf5211 Před 3 lety +176

      @@joecurran2811 I think he is talking about the mongols. But to be fair Russia didn't even exist at that time

    • @rempuia69
      @rempuia69 Před 3 lety +12

      @@ntf5211 da

    • @hadidinaspuprntb5456
      @hadidinaspuprntb5456 Před 3 lety +52

      Mongol : hold my horse milk.. 😂

  • @proyouknow7playz498
    @proyouknow7playz498 Před 3 lety +4482

    "I can't believe a pig wearing royal clothing turned me into a meme"
    -Sun Tzu

  • @exponentgull3910
    @exponentgull3910 Před rokem +73

    "To be the senate, one must pretend to love democracy"
    - Darth Sun Tzu

    • @PovidisII
      @PovidisII Před 11 měsíci +7

      "I am the senate"
      - Chancellor Pal Ba Tin

    • @coconutgun325
      @coconutgun325 Před 6 měsíci +2

      ​@@PovidisII"Not yet"
      -Maceun Wintzu

    • @captainpricegaming4571
      @captainpricegaming4571 Před 20 dny

      ​@@coconutgun325 it's treason then
      -chancellor pal pal

  • @ok1220lol
    @ok1220lol Před rokem +55

    "Violence is not the answer, Neither is Forgiveness"
    -Sun tzu, Art of war

  • @abdulwalli6667
    @abdulwalli6667 Před 3 lety +1953

    "If the chance of winning is not sure,quick save the game"
    -Sun Tzu

  • @jerrywang4913
    @jerrywang4913 Před 3 lety +2280

    "If you're losing a war, stop losing"
    -Sun Tzu

  • @samarthlangalia6585
    @samarthlangalia6585 Před 7 měsíci +7

    "I didn't quote any of these random bullshit"
    -Sun Tzu, The Art of War.

  • @jukio02
    @jukio02 Před rokem +15

    "Don't fucking lose the war."
    -Sun Tzu

  • @saucey3564
    @saucey3564 Před 3 lety +1578

    "Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell"
    -Sun Tzu

  • @ZeqtikAtIt
    @ZeqtikAtIt Před 10 měsíci +76

    "Life is a race and you must become the racist."
    Sun Tzu, the art of life

  • @christopherpeery7436
    @christopherpeery7436 Před rokem +6

    "I didnt say any of that sh!t"
    ~Sun Tzu, Art of War

  • @rockface.4812
    @rockface.4812 Před 3 lety +2498

    "This book is sponsored by Raid shadow legends."
    -Sun Tzu

  • @barsboldenkhee8281
    @barsboldenkhee8281 Před 3 lety +518

    "I'm scared of one day people gonna put my name in quote which I never said"
    -Sun Tzu

  • @hassanraza-zc5rp
    @hassanraza-zc5rp Před 10 měsíci +17

    "Silent ones are deadlier than loud ones"
    Sun Tzu - the Fart of war.

  • @aniverse123
    @aniverse123 Před rokem +61

    "Modern problems require Modern solutions"
    -Sun Tzu, The art of war

  • @ottor-007
    @ottor-007 Před 3 lety +546

    "When out of ammo, press R"
    - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

    • @muhdsyakir8153
      @muhdsyakir8153 Před 3 lety +6

      Mobille ppl be like:shit momento

    • @mrgoodman4787
      @mrgoodman4787 Před 3 lety +24

      Remember, switch to your pistol is faster than reloading
      -sun tzu, call of duty modern warfare

    • @theSparkyWatts
      @theSparkyWatts Před 3 lety +5

      @@mrgoodman4787 exactly. Secondary is always faster. Even with slight of hand

    • @Monker851
      @Monker851 Před 3 lety +4

      So ur gonna press me?!?!

    • @jayvaibhawverma
      @jayvaibhawverma Před 3 lety +1

      @@Monker851 HELL YEAH!!
      -Sun Tzu

  • @joyt841
    @joyt841 Před rokem +40

    " A foolish man complains about the hole in his pocket, a wise man uses it to scratch his balls "
    - Sun tzu, the Art of war

  • @miskitoragee6296
    @miskitoragee6296 Před rokem +252

    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    -Sun Tzu, The art of war

    • @shintyty
      @shintyty Před rokem +9

      I’m confused how this sun Tsu guy has so many quotes. Was he that inspirational?

    • @bubullibooooo9928
      @bubullibooooo9928 Před rokem +9

      Sun Tzu sang my favourite 80s song. He was so prolific...❤❤

    • @BWater-yq3jx
      @BWater-yq3jx Před rokem +5

      'I just Rick-Rolled yo' αss'
      - Sun Tzu.

    • @trains889
      @trains889 Před rokem

      @@shintyty are you serious?

    • @Goz969
      @Goz969 Před rokem +2

      How convenient that I read this on April 1st.

  • @hussainasger3587
    @hussainasger3587 Před 3 lety +586

    “Every 60 seconds a minute passes in Africa.”
    -Sun Tzu

  • @sewagevolcano4083
    @sewagevolcano4083 Před 3 lety +828

    "I did not have sexual relations with that woman"
    -Sun Tzu

    • @eyx9421
      @eyx9421 Před 3 lety +16

      "Have you threatened her to have sexual relations with her?"
      "I took advice on what I could or could not do"

    • @xyruzianjabagat
      @xyruzianjabagat Před 3 lety +5

      "don't quote this"
      -Sun Tzu

    • @chrisgould101
      @chrisgould101 Před 3 lety +6

      If you don't vote for me, you ain't black

    • @leogalang9504
      @leogalang9504 Před 3 lety +2

      @@chrisgould101 im speechless

    • @Shepherd_of_Fire
      @Shepherd_of_Fire Před 3 lety

      @@chrisgould101 Cornpop was a bad dude and he ran a bunch of bad boys and back in those days to show how things had changed you had to when you went to swim you had to wear a bathing cap.

  • @marcoraydiaz
    @marcoraydiaz Před 5 měsíci +33

    “If using violence hasn’t solved all your problems, you’re clearly not using enough of it”
    - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

  • @warcrimecommiter6998
    @warcrimecommiter6998 Před 3 lety +1148

    *_"you can win a war, but you cant war a win."_*
    *-Sun Tzu the Art of War*

  • @kylemathew205
    @kylemathew205 Před 3 lety +2695

    “ a hole in your hand is better than a hand in your hole” - Sun Tzu

  • @Yoboyss
    @Yoboyss Před rokem +16

    "If you know magic ,it is in your bones"
    -Sun Tzu,The Art of War

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  • @BLOXKAFELLARECORDS
    @BLOXKAFELLARECORDS Před 8 měsíci +6

    Don't be a coward. Don't let them lure you to battle. 💯

  • @jitendraprabhu6275
    @jitendraprabhu6275 Před 9 měsíci +40

    "Not having a plan is the greatest plan of all time"
    -Sun Tzu, the Art of War☠️

  • @Max-bc6hc
    @Max-bc6hc Před 3 lety +1506

    "Stop, I'm tired of liking all of these comments"
    -Sun Tzu

  • @Hamox
    @Hamox Před 2 lety +2218

    "There is nothing called hacking, it is just a good gaming chair"
    -San Tzu

  • @progamers7261
    @progamers7261 Před 28 dny +3

    dont watch the sunrise get up early and let the sun watch u rise
    by suntzu

  • @spicypeppermints2047
    @spicypeppermints2047 Před 3 lety +792

    "Kill your enemy before they're born"
    - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

  • @rajkumarr157
    @rajkumarr157 Před 9 měsíci +2

    If you are starving, then you have to eat.
    - Sun Tzu , art of war

  • @yourgenerickid1109
    @yourgenerickid1109 Před rokem +16

    “If fighting is sure to result in victory then you must fight”
    -Sun Tzu

    • @Billy426.
      @Billy426. Před 6 měsíci +2

      Sun Tzu said that and i would say he knows a little more about fighting than you do pal because he invented it, then he perfected it so no living man could beat him in the ring of honour!

    • @Billy426.
      @Billy426. Před 6 měsíci +1

      Raegehaghggh!

  • @moe2184
    @moe2184 Před 3 lety +3556

    "dont put all your tactics in a youtube video."
    -sun tzu

  • @brevis2674
    @brevis2674 Před 3 lety +903

    “This is the second worst thing to happen to those orphans”
    -Sun Tzu: The Art Of War

    • @bladegalaxy5298
      @bladegalaxy5298 Před 3 lety +23

      "what's the first"

    • @astrixxi5302
      @astrixxi5302 Před 3 lety +1

      @ItsWhyGaming **Donation pops up saying Techno fears BBH** "Oh."

    • @Kira-hg3rr
      @Kira-hg3rr Před 3 lety +1

      What show reference is this now

    • @NotManaKun
      @NotManaKun Před 2 lety +4

      @@Kira-hg3rr not a show, It's Technoblade bio on Twitter

    • @poopcie625
      @poopcie625 Před 2 lety

      pov grinch sim

  • @ghanialiya
    @ghanialiya Před 11 měsíci +2

    i never existed but they made me exist
    -Sun Tzu, the Art of war

  • @Ardent761
    @Ardent761 Před 7 měsíci +2

    “I never said that!” -Sun Tzu, Art of War

  • @achmaddaru9456
    @achmaddaru9456 Před 3 lety +536

    "Pink was not an imposter"
    Sun Tzu

  • @user-rm8sw6sq4g
    @user-rm8sw6sq4g Před měsícem +2

    "If you want to win, then cross the finish line first."
    Sun Tzu- The art of war

  • @rayan.idr.10000
    @rayan.idr.10000 Před rokem +20

    "I've never existed but still the most quoted person"
    - Sun tzu, The art of war

  • @zoinksyoinks6919
    @zoinksyoinks6919 Před 3 lety +428

    “It’s all Sapnaps fault”
    -Sun Tzu

  • @JoeyJoJoJrShabbado
    @JoeyJoJoJrShabbado Před rokem +17

    “Have your enemy read fake Sun Tzu quotes”
    - Sun Tzu, art of war remastered.

  • @MrIchiGhost
    @MrIchiGhost Před 5 měsíci +2

    "Ya'll are listening to my goddamn brother and not me"
    - Moon Tzu

  • @MiracleMr
    @MiracleMr Před 3 lety +667

    "Stop quoting me, you came from a pig that was addicted to potatoes"
    -Sun Tzu, The Art Of War

  • @sheenosan
    @sheenosan Před 3 lety +4277

    "Bullying nerds makes you win battles. Bullying orphans makes you win wars."
    - Sun Tzu

  • @storyBuddhas
    @storyBuddhas Před 4 měsíci +3

    "The Dhammapada holds timeless truths, and every verse feels like a nugget of pure wisdom. This video is a treasure trove for anyone seeking a more mindful existence."

  • @xra3502
    @xra3502 Před 7 měsíci +2

    Never book a judge by its cover
    .... Sun Tzu, The art of Book

  • @thingbingus1134
    @thingbingus1134 Před 3 lety +1869

    "Technoblade never dies."
    -Sun Tzu, The Art of War
    RIP Legend O7

    • @mynameismyname7942
      @mynameismyname7942 Před 3 lety +22

      Watch out for dream stans XDXDXD
      I'm a dream fan btw :)

    • @mverus9460
      @mverus9460 Před 3 lety +4

      @@mynameismyname7942 shut up 🤡

    • @Saramin2000
      @Saramin2000 Před 3 lety +30

      @@mverus9460 shut up you nerd

    • @darkchocospy7080
      @darkchocospy7080 Před 3 lety +31

      @@mverus9460 that fact that you are offended by someone saying "dream stan" implies that you realize there is something wrong with being a dream stan lol

    • @mverus9460
      @mverus9460 Před 3 lety

      @@darkchocospy7080 no im not offended im just telling the kid to shut up because they’re being dumb

  • @ledsabbazepplath3889
    @ledsabbazepplath3889 Před 3 lety +1807

    “Don’t believe everything you read on the internet”
    -Sun Tzu, the Art of War

  • @thenm1d822
    @thenm1d822 Před 9 měsíci +2

    "You know the rules, and so do I"
    -Son tzu

  • @christopherpeery7436
    @christopherpeery7436 Před rokem +3

    "Is this it? Is this all you can conjure, Saruman?"
    ~Sun Tzu, Art of War

  • @Jayakumar
    @Jayakumar Před 2 lety +3105

    "If you become a great Chinese general, the entire comment section will come up with random shit as if you quoted them"
    -Sun Tzu

  • @ABallisticChair
    @ABallisticChair Před rokem +2

    "If your enemy say ez, kill them"
    - Sun Tzu, The Art of Gaming

  • @untiltheyfeelmysound
    @untiltheyfeelmysound Před rokem +2

    the way you breakdown information in your videos is truly amazing! it’s like i’m finding answers to questions in my life 🤣

  • @ayzjhn7361
    @ayzjhn7361 Před 2 lety +1928

    "Don't hate the player, don't hate the game, hate your Internet connection"
    -Sun Tzu Art of Gaming

  • @RawkL0bster
    @RawkL0bster Před 3 lety +474

    "Meme them till they cry, then make memes about them crying."
    -Sun Tzu

  • @The_X-PO_Center
    @The_X-PO_Center Před 10 měsíci +3

    *"Insert random phrase here."*
    -Sun Tzu

  • @saintbigscore1600
    @saintbigscore1600 Před 10 měsíci +4

    A naked man can’t put hands in his pocket.
    - Sun Tzu

  • @airxiti
    @airxiti Před 3 lety +2346

    "Violence is not the answer. It's the question and the answer is yes."
    -Sun Tzu The Art of War

    • @areebarashid8584
      @areebarashid8584 Před 3 lety +63

      Now this is an amazing quote.

    • @areebarashid8584
      @areebarashid8584 Před 3 lety +3

      @Angela Joy Bernardino who are you talking about that?

    • @sahassingh4321
      @sahassingh4321 Před 3 lety +15

      @@areebarashid8584 TECHNOBLADE TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    • @rejvaik00
      @rejvaik00 Před 2 lety +8

      Sun Tzu said that! And I'd say he knows a little more about fighting than you do pal because he invented it!

    • @zerotech8938
      @zerotech8938 Před 2 lety

      Yes

  • @astronautonspace2486
    @astronautonspace2486 Před 3 lety +615

    "if you can't flank them, spank them"
    -sun tzu

  • @stephenscribbles
    @stephenscribbles Před 3 lety +398

    "Losing is big gay"
    - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

    • @watershinobi3451
      @watershinobi3451 Před 3 lety

      So thats why Giorno jumped in

    • @solht
      @solht Před 3 lety

      Homophobia is big gay
      -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

    • @cca1834
      @cca1834 Před 3 lety +1

      stop trying to make losing sound good, i'm too competitive for that

  • @Cynemi.star.
    @Cynemi.star. Před 3 lety +1158

    "You want to be a hero Tommy? THEN DIE LIKE ONE"
    -Sun Tzu , The Art Of War

    • @wonder5688
      @wonder5688 Před 3 lety +88

      “The only universal language is violence”
      -Sun Tzu, The Art Of War

    • @clonetrooper2168
      @clonetrooper2168 Před 3 lety +43

      @@wonder5688 “and we've had that conversation, we've spoken that language in the pit”
      -Sun Tzu , The Art Of War

    • @wonder5688
      @wonder5688 Před 3 lety +37

      @@clonetrooper2168 “It’s over Tommy, on to a new day, a pew plot, to destroy Marburg.”
      -Sun Tzu, The art of war

    • @pravamshumishra2629
      @pravamshumishra2629 Před 3 lety +18

      Intense music plays
      -Sun Tzu ,the art of war

    • @catassistant
      @catassistant Před 3 lety +21

      @@wonder5688 *"QUICK SLOWLY IM DROWNING GET ME TO 3 MILLION SUBS GO GO GO"*
      -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

  • @ReadMyDiscription.223
    @ReadMyDiscription.223 Před měsícem +1

    "If you shake it more than twice, you're playing with it."
    -Sun Tzu

  • @clarkyy2191
    @clarkyy2191 Před 2 lety +2819

    "if you're a disabled person, just go to settings and enable it"
    -Sun Tzu, The art of war

  • @tribbybueno
    @tribbybueno Před 3 lety +1488

    "stay strapped or get clapped."
    -sun tzu

  • @user-wy8cs2dk1h
    @user-wy8cs2dk1h Před 9 měsíci +20

    9 allies, 1 enemy → Surround
    5 allies, 5 enemies → fight side by side
    3 allies, 7 enemies → Thorough defense
    1 ally, 9 enemies → Escape
    This is Sun Tzu's tactic.

  • @Lighthouse_Wisdom
    @Lighthouse_Wisdom Před 2 měsíci

    Wow, thanks for sharing this insightful commentary on Sun Tzu's "The Art of War"! It's fascinating how his ancient wisdom still holds relevance in our modern lives, from business to sports and even personal conflicts. Learning how to win battles smartly and with compassion is truly valuable.

  • @rando2179
    @rando2179 Před 3 lety +336

    "Dying is Gay"
    -Sun Tzu

    • @littleofdoom
      @littleofdoom Před 3 lety +11

      finally a tf2 reference in all of these technoblade quotes

    • @zylnexxd842
      @zylnexxd842 Před 3 lety

      Ikr

    • @thereal21roads
      @thereal21roads Před 3 lety

      Wait this isn't Technoblade reference, It's TF2 REFERENCE YASSSSS

  • @PinkFlowers365
    @PinkFlowers365 Před rokem +2

    Love that quote at the beginning thanks

  • @dylanholding98
    @dylanholding98 Před 3 lety +2001

    "A man can pee without pooping, but the same man cannot poop without peeing."
    -Sun Tzu, probably

  • @deceptix1083
    @deceptix1083 Před 2 lety +1567

    "If you are dying from starvation, then eat"
    -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

  • @joyt841
    @joyt841 Před rokem +2

    "I never said that"
    - Sun tzu, art of war

  • @H_D9999
    @H_D9999 Před 8 měsíci +2

    “If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball” Sun Tzu - The Art of War

  • @sdon5325
    @sdon5325 Před 3 lety +787

    “I dont even speak english but people still think these quotes are my words”
    -sun tzu art of war

    • @toreason8146
      @toreason8146 Před 2 lety +41

      I mean we do have translation

    • @mahfoudseraf5995
      @mahfoudseraf5995 Před 2 lety +1

      @@toreason8146 ok bot

    • @toreason8146
      @toreason8146 Před 2 lety +23

      @@mahfoudseraf5995 why bot? That was such a benign comment your weird

    • @kan50805
      @kan50805 Před 2 lety +10

      @@toreason8146 he plays too much games

    • @prav2568
      @prav2568 Před 2 lety

      @@toreason8146 okay b o t

  • @mecheditz
    @mecheditz Před 3 lety +500

    "We win, they lose. Stick to this plan and victory is certain."
    -Sun Tzu

  • @weworks7811
    @weworks7811 Před 11 měsíci +3

    “She’s not yours,it’s just your turn..” -Sun Tzu