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- čas přidán 12. 01. 2018
- Two men (Sam Rockwell, Kenan Thompson) find themselves in a standoff to see who will use the ATM first.
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That was the whitest "no my brother" ive ever heard in my life.
100th like,
U welcome
@@artshop8732 u the real mvp
Thx
yeah I be quoting that forever
bro that shit had me in tearssssss
Kate McKinnon was so close to playing a normal character.
Normalize sex workers
Hm.
Hm.
Hm
Hmmmmm... Hmmmmmm... Hmmmmmmm...
when Kenan says "Brother" with a hard 'R'
I came here to make that comment 🤣
Me 2
Looooooooolll
LMFOAOOO
That hard 'R' will get you every time lol
I laughed soo hard at Kenan’s face when he saw the other black guys come in 😂😂😂😂
Even black people are afraid of black people 😂🤣
And what's ironic if he wouldn't have been arguing with the other guy he would have finished before the others came in.
@ are you sure my bro
@ omgosh shat the heck up! Dont u dare talk to me!
🤣
“I’m mad patient”
30 seconds later
“IM TIRED OF WAITING ON YOU”
Lmfaooooo
Faizan Shamsi lmfaoooooooooooooo
HURRY UP BITCH!
Motherhood
I guess patience is a relative term.
Kenan is 40 years old, but he will forever look like a goofy 20 year old.
I love that this post was left uncommented for 2 years.
Whatttt!! He is 40? I thought he is 25-30 damn
He looklike 23 wut?
HE’S NOT 20!!!!!
Dude does not age he’s still looks like a twenty something! Right?!
“Why you ain’t just rob the white boy I woulda helped you guys” 😭😭😭
Why did he say boy wasn’t the guy a man
@@sevendaysaweek2622 Boy is funnier ig
So true. Funny how blacks only care about skin color, not principle. I am another person's brother, not because I look like them, but because we share the same values and principles. Truly pathetic how people only care about someone just because they look like them. Oh wait, we call that racism. Oh right. Blacks and liberals are allowed to change the rules based on how they "feel." Not reality.
@@sevendaysaweek2622 its a demeaning tactic because whites arent willing to die in any given situation
1. Keenan slipping
2. Shaky hand at the ATM
3. “No my brotheR”
Legendary sketch!
The slip was genius
that capitalized R on brotheR is genius btw
Lies again? DBS SGD Nurofen
Are you crying... 🤣
He used the hard R
“I’m mad patient” and “no my brother”
I feel lucky for you
NO MY BROTHER 😭😭
“Nah i Wana go second”
😂
im one of you guys
Everybody's a suspect when I go to the ATM
Raygun34 same lmao
Raygun34 that's right! It could be an older, very well dressed white woman. I don't judge but I don't trust ANY Stranger!
Yep!!
A Glass of Freshly Squeezed Ass Juice stfu
Raygun34 same here.
I forgot about the "no my brother" 🤣 that's probably one of Kenan's funniest line deliveries ever.
He def spent some time practicing that
This is such a brilliant, multidimensional skit. It touched on so many deep issues in just 4 minutes, and it was hilarious every step. Goat sketch
Dante Goodman. Im sorry but i fail to see anything deep about this. It was just a funny skit. For christ sake it literally contradicts a powerful message about learning to not be racist by making a stereotypical group of black people immediately mug the other black man. And then the end where the woman turns out to be a prostitute!? I fail to see how you could think any of these are deep messages holding mirrors to our society
@@NA-ij3id Well for one, the fact that kenan's charcter was quick to see the racism in other guys, but not on himself, and how hen faced with the problem, he took the same actions as the white guy.
Now, it isn't amazingly deep. but has enough layers.
Fernando Rüth, so black people being racist to black people. Thats the DEEEEEEP message? Thats the problem with society? Nice to know.
@@NA-ij3id Did I say it was the problem with society? In my opinion the sketch isn''t amazingly deep, but has enough layers for a comedy sketch. No need to be so overly dramatic.
Fernando Rüth ooooooooor, its just a comedy sketch. That could also be the case
He said “No, my brother!” HAHA 😂😂😂 the way he said it lmfao
He said it with a white voice
nickbootyface white voice? Really.. smh
@@phillycheese9434 well black folks and white folks talk very different. If u didn't know that now u do
The whitest possible voice😂😂
@@tonywasikhongo7510 Not always true, you can't generalize like that. I've met white people that talked "black" and black people that talked "white". It's partially about where you grew up and also where you ended up going/what you're doing as an adult :)
"No, my brother." Lol
That "R" was hard! LOL!
Lol this is miraculous, you must an amazing sense of humor. Hahahahhaah lol it's amazing you feel this way
Lmao
yea, really surprised that part didn't get more laughs than it did from the audience.
You know he ain't hip
Chris Redd killed it! He had me stressed out and I wasn't in the room 😂😂
Sam Rockwell is underappreciated great actor. Absolutely nailed his role in this.
how is he underappreciated? Do you know what that word means? Dude has won an oscar and has been nominated 2 years in a row. dumbass
@@antekkk chillax
@@antekkk that doesn't mean anything. most people have never even heard of him: that's what underappreciation is too
@@katepenniman382 did you take a poll or survey or what? It looks to me like you are just pulling this "most people haven't heard of him" shit completely out of your ass.
Kenan Thompson also nailed his role in this sketch.
No my brotherer.
Tlotus dat is not de way
That shit was funny af
Fix ur spelling idiot
@@Jesuschristitsjasonbourne3 He spelled it like it sounded, You low I.Q IDIOT.
@@Jesuschristitsjasonbourne3 oh and it's *Your* not "ur", you remedial piece of shit.
This went in so many directions I did not predict 😂😂😂😂😂
jesykahope me too hahahahahahahaha my imagine was so off I too could not predict hahahahahahaha
Yea there are a lota genius writings in a short comedy sketch.
I predicted it as the white guy was leaving, but I wasn’t sure if they were going to follow that route.
When i am making a withdrawal, even an old lady with parkinson's is a suspect.
*pulls out knife* "If you know what's good for you, you'd give me your money sonny" *drops knife from shaking*
i just go to the drive thru
I look so suspicious that even thiefs are not comfortable to stand next me.
P.S.: never been robed on streets ever.
@tOwOxic
No! Newer!
She might crack you with her cane, you never know.
It makes me feel uncomfortable going to the ATM when anybody’s standing behind me. Period.
Thomas Duncan It makes me uncomfortable standing behind someone waiting to use the atm
Yea, I just change my mind& try to inconspicuously walk briskly bk to my car.
Thats why I only use drive thru atm's
@@spe.z.artist Well then maybe you should get their first next time.
Eh. Depends on where I am. If it's a well-lit area with witnesses around I have no fear, but yeah you ain't gonna catch me using any of those back alley ATMs.
It's not racist if you're suspicious of every single person on earth when you're at ATM
I Know i am
Facts!
Stray cat wonders in while I’m at the ATM.
Me: Nah you can go first.
What if it's a hot chick?
@@jamalwoods9649 2 Reasons for her to Go first
True guess the 45 year old SNL writer had his head up his ass again.
“Why didn’t you guys jump the white boy? I woulda helped you guys!” Hahahaha best line ever xD
LOL
Which means he is racist
@@andershwang2376 dont use words if you dont know what they mean
@calo10able ok snowflake
@@andershwang2376 I meant the way you used the word sarcasm
“I’m a patient man”
*immediately becomes incredibly impatient*
“I’m mad patient” 2:26
2:43 “No my brother”
The ATM is the real thief. Charging you for every transaction.
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
👏👏👏
Not in my country
Mine doesn't then again I only use my Bank's ATMs instead of the generic ones, the latters definitely charge folks a transfer fee since its effectively acting as a middle person for your bank. However your bank's ATM shouldn't be charging you any thing for a transaction and if they are it might be time to find a new bank.
@@Faho0odywBas1
UAE?
Kenan looks like he never ages
Joseph D’Andrea black don’t crack
@@sebastianmaregatti yeah not the drug
@Unkown known Not all, like not all white boys are school shooters.
Because he doesn't
@@sebastianmaregatti have you seen Whitney Houston?
2:53 "I wanna go home" 😂
“I’m mad patient”
“Hurry up”
Yo, hold that door man
Oh my good lord, please don't Hahaha
letsgonow1210 lmao 😂🤣 oh my gosh that was hilarious! 😂
Kenan had me in t e a r s
Kayla I love kenan.
Ikr!!😂😂😂😂
My brother 😂
Dude that’s not Kenan lol that’s the younger brother from That’s So Raven
Idk what changed but snl is finally writing good shit for kenan. When he first came on the cast i was excited but then a little disappointed in his roles but it's gotten much better.
LOL 😂 This sh*t is so good. "I wanna go second. I'm mad patient."
"No my brother."
"I wanna go home" cracks me up every time
The scary music, I composed that! Thank you so much SNL for using my music, I am honored! I love the sketch, very funny! :)
Tom Harrison
Are you actually telling the truth?
@@justinbel68 Looking at his channel yes, indeed yes.
Tom Harrison Awesome man
Great Tom, but what we really want to know is how you'd act if Keenan Thompson was behind you at the ATM?
Wholesome
This sketch has a key and peele vibe to it
D4rkC1own187v2 i miss that shit, watch this to replace that
Yes it does
D4rkC1own187v2 or Dave Chappelle
D4rkC1own187v2 they could never write something this good.
D4rkC1own187v2 I dig the channel, got a sub from me.
Feel free to follow me back if you dig what I'm doing!!
This is Chappelle’s Show level humor right here. Hilarious 😂
I love how Keenan changes his voice when the other guys walk in.
A movie told in just 3 minutes and 55 seconds. Genius..
3:56!
When i am making a withdrawal, even an old lady with parkinson's is a suspect.
This had layers. Well done!
@Tshark Nado SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT
Skits have layers.
They stink?
Yes, no.
@Jerome Duffy like history has taught us noy to trust a lazy white man with lots of land
@calo10able well with an evil soul wouldnt excpect them too
@@JamesTheFoxeArt Oh like onions.
"why didn't you just robbed the white guy? I would have helped you guys" 😂😂😂😂
I follow the words of Rev. Jesse Jackson: "There is nothing more painful to me … than to walk down the street and hear footsteps and start thinking about robbery, then look around and see somebody white and feel relieved."
No kissing!! That's the rule !!! Y'all killing me 😭😭😭👌🏾
C4000 Bill unless you're Gal Gadot
+Brandon Wei That's part b of that rule.
C4000 Bill !?... Hahahahaha teeheeteehee Yes That's The Rule😄!..
Guys on Grindr don't kiss as much either...but you don't have to pay most of em
Elaina M hey. I agree with you.
If we're serious. DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT
If we're just talking....stop paying for whores. Cause people are free as long as you can talk. So done, somewhere will be willing. Promise
And if we're in the middle ground....NOT paying for whores will lead to lack of business, which will lead to less reason to create a business, which will lead to less reason to kidnap and rape and all that other shit that creates trafficking.
All reasons to NOT pay for sex. At least in the "I'm a john" sense
"No, I want to go second, I'm mad patient!" Man this new guy is so good. Keenan - "No my brother." Sounding like kermit the frog.
Chris Redd
This deserved waaay more audience laughter this is a perfect skit 🤣
“I wanna go second, I’m MAD patient” was the perfect delivery
2:13 Kenan's tone of voice and facial expression is honestly my favorite part of this entire skit.
I'm suspicious of anyone too close to me at the ATM
I'm not. If someone robs me they'll be just as disappointed as I am in myself. :D
I’ve used the atm during the daytime and it was full of people and I still was terrified
And I just turn into combat ready mode
Hey hold that door! Keenan says Oh my good Lord please don't. " That's when the skit becomes the funniest.
"I'm mad patient" "I'm tired of waiting on you" lol
"No my brother"... I'm crying
When he said: why didn't you just robbed the white boy?. I was expecting them to say: cuz we ain't racist!
Young rockefeller racism is prejudice
That would've been a good add-in
Young rockefeller the definition of racism is prejudice against someone because of their race, so yes racism against white people is possible.
+TruthSeeker08 you are the most racist people on this planet. if i was to hate all white people there would be none of you left.
We can be racist, bit we don't have the power to force those views
2:43 “no my brother” had me dead 💀
Chris Redd: I'm mad patient....I lost it!
“No I wanna go second, I’m mad patient” lmaooo dead
You guys can go ahead lol
Scared voice you guys can go ahead lol
The way Keenan slipped just made me cry 😂
2:42 The way he says "My brother." That is why Kennan is an incredible comic actor.
No my brotheR
Olivia Madden he used a hard r
Should of taken it anyway 😂
"Im mad Patient" that line bangs😂
Kbitch Kal I'm lucky FOR you
it's should have. not should of. I think people get confused because of the common use of the contraction should've.
This sketch is gold
Sam Rockwell coulda used his Hitman skills and dance his way out of the bank
That ending, SHE didn't wanna stop in that neighborhood haha
Sex workers have to be as careful as any other. Maybe more so because of their vulnerability needing to constantly put themselves in harms way to earn a living.
Silent Rocks ?
Maybe she is afraid of seeing her ex-pimp?
@@nunnayrbznz3576 sex workers🤢that’s not a job damn
@@albicelestezzz it's the original commercial profession
I’m mad patient
Noag Bogudki I died
Lmfao I died tooo!
Yeah, as he later yells for him to hurry up to be robbed by him and his crew. 😂
@@wallstreetbailey4425 "I'm mad patient." A few seconds later.. Hurry up bitch! Whats taking so long? Im tired of waiting on you!
LoL. “oh my god no, please don’t”..... LOL. Love this skit. Keenan is such an underrated personality in SNL. I know he gets the recognition. He’s in a lot of skits. Just saying It’s earned.
For those wondering Sam Rockwell's PIN is 1255. What you do with this information is entirely up to you.
Chris Redd has taken over SNL. The guy is awesome. The best signing in a couple of years.
You see him on Disjointed on Netflix? He and that girl are the only part worth watching
I watched him do stand up about a week ago and he was fucking hilarious. He's got the greatest energy. Had the entire room dying.
He just needs a consistent character. But he killed me in pop star
Moral of the story, trust no one. Freaking hilarious XD
The moral is: Judge not, less ye be judged.
fuck yea. I don't give shit who u is.
“No my brother”... OMG IM DEADLOLLL
Have watched Kenan so many times, I think He is the best Actor when it comes to comedy.
"I'm mad patient" 😭😂
Ikr!!😂😂 That face tho...
“No MY bRoTheR”
"I'm mad patient"
10 seconds later: "I'm tired of waitin' on you, dog!"
"I'm mad patient" 😅😂😅😂😅😂
Loved how the twist in the end tied to the whole theme of the segment: Looks can be deceiving.
"Oh my good Lord, please don't"😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
"Aye watch yaself Big Man " when he slipped😭😭😭😭😭😭😭. I don't think that was scripted.
I almost cracked my neck laughing so hard
The reason Chris jumped Keenan is because he said "ATM Machine". That's like saying Automated Teller Machine Machine. No wonder Chris is doing elbow drops on him.
Exactly! And no jury would convict him. I cringed so hard when Kenan spoke like a barbarian... 😎
lmfao
I was considering making this very comment, but I didn't want to be that guy. I thank the OP for their service. ;-P
This is _too_ accurate. In too many ways.💯🤣
I hold the ATM *for no person. USE YOUR CARD to open it.*
Also… major pet peeve when someone says “ATM _machine”._ 😅🤓
Sam Rockwell is such an underrated actor
he just won a golden globe. how is he underrated? :)
@Mike, exactly. Underrated are some of those other actors most people don't recognize.
He just won his first golden globe which was also his first nomination... He's been in so many movies where he had phenomenal performances and was just left in the dust this year is the olnly time he's finally gotten recognition
David Johnson fuck that, tucci gang!
Mike Cwir because that was his first one. He's had countless other roles that were amazing!
Lawd, as a black person, this is sadly true. There's levels to this shit 🤣🤣🤣 but at the same time, they're judging, but their hands aren't clean. A mess.
Yes, but they could've been Asian or white gangsters and the sketch would still ring true.
Kwokman Chung why can't it be black people???
Khalia Thompson Totally Agreed, It's the actions that matter
@Gerry mid, when did I say it couldn't be black people? My comment started with "yes." It could be people of any color.
Kwokman Chung my apologies, i misunderstood. 👍
The way he said “no my brother”
I think Kenan has been mugging for the camera too much over the years, but with this one he performed it excellently. Really good acting.
I cracked heavy after seeing Keenan crying @ 2:50
He said "I'm mad patient."
Their acting is AMAZING 🤣 I love Kenan so bad haha he is so damn talented! 🔥
"I'm mad patient....".....exactly 26 seconds later "I'm tired of waitn' on you dawg......" :) :) :)
I thought the white guy was going to pretend to leave and then rob the black guy.
sha11235 i thought the group of black guys were gonna actually be rappers or something...that money and was playin keenan
Me too.. Was expecting the twist to be the white guy was a robber
@@Gemsoulful The white guy being the robber wouldn't have worked because he was the first one at the ATM, and he drove up there.
I thought the white guy and girl were going to be criminals
@@David_R922 Use your imagination and I'm sure you can figure something out. One scenario is he decided to rob him when he showed up also. Not everything has to be premeditated.
Whoever wrote this deserves an award. It started off a little eye-roll worthy, then got funny, and ended just 10/10.
Keeping viewers invested all the way through is a hard job. Kudos.
Yghhh racism what an eyeroll wtf
2:31 "I'm feeling lucky... for you"
he works 16 hours a week and doesn't have to rob anybody.. I work 10 hours a day and I still need to rob a bank 😅
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@@JasonGrill-or2oz ohhh ... I thought he said 16. my bad.
When he said no my brother I about died 💀💀💀
Super intelligent and provocative sketch. I loved the twist at the end.
This could be a “when keeping it real goes wrong”
😂😂😂😂Yep!
Kenan is one of the greatest! this right here is hilarious!
My main conclusion from this video is that Kate McKinnon is gorgeous.
Gorgeous? Please. As a Sophia you ought to know better, Sophia Loren was gorgeous. Kate McKinnon is a homely Irish blonde with a massive overbite.
j Damn can she get a compliment
Not how i would describe her, but each to their own.
Gorgeous? Are we allowed to say that? 😂
j, I can honestly not remember Sofia Loren's face. "Classically" beautiful people are also the most generic.
I think any person who rushes behind you at an ATM late at night would be suspicious lol
Thats why I never use the ATM at night
🤣
I don't like to have anyone behind me at the atm. Period.
I love when these are actually really well shot and edited (like the Ryan Gosling Papyrus one too)
brilliant.
SOCIALIST propaganda: WHITE people are racist...etc
yeah it was great!
I learned no kind of lesson from this! 'Murika 🤤Derp.
Brilliant? Must be easily amused
James Huffmar - wtf does socialism have to do with racism?????????
Kenan is deserves more credit, he’s hilarious 😂
Bruh that 2:35 air trip
I once went into a bank lobby ATM after hours in an actual blizzard. The woman using the ATM turned and looked at me and said you’re supposed to wait outside you know. I just looked at her back and said, no that’s ok.
"I'm feeling lucky for you" xD