Evony the Kings Return ads ARE LYING TO YOU!!! ~ Gene Machine
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Let me know in a comment how many evony ads you got during this video! I'm interested to see how many people get them!
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Evertale is at it agin,same ads nothing new. Got one on this vid
Literally just got one at the start of the video lmao
1 so far but 1 too many.
Exited to the new attack on time vid when it comes out
I got none
The most annoying part is that the idiots are calling it a damn âorcâ when itâs obviously a friggin Minotaur! Shady as hell just from that.
That pissed me tf off
I want to agree with you, but the depiction of an orc has very broad mythological variation; the origin of the word basically means "monster". Look at the orcs in, say, warcraft and Lord of the Rings and Skyrim. Very different, and there are other older depictions elsewhere (especially in books) that I have seen which make them closer to minotaurs than the modern norm for orcs.
Only in the past 20 or so years have orcs been generalized as dumb green brutes with tusks.
@@devildogkogg8353 thatâs 20 or so years for the term orc to mean what it does now. Thatâs a Minotaur not an orc.
Seriously, thatâs your problem with it? Lmao
A freakin' Greek bull
Hang on a second, I have a theory! What if youtube is keeping these ads on so that people get angry enough to buy youtube premium and get rid of the ads?
Itâs pretty obvious
corporatism sucks
@@MaxHunterUserCR At first I thought they were going to say What if CZcams is keeping these ads on so that people get angry enough to buy CZcams
"You know too much,your coming with us."
CZcams: get CZcams premium user: Useâs ad blocker
Guys, didnt Y'all believe that those puzzle ads are fake and there's no such game? But today, Ive finally found the game, EVONY THE KING'S RETURN!
Go get your check, you earned it
Don't forget to dub in the fake deep voice lol..not sure what that's for
@@miketampabay9446 is supposed to impersonate markiplier. It's a very bad attempt but it actually works subconsciously
Love you
Heâs using the ALL CAPS VOICE! Do what he saaaaay! đ€Ł
These ads are illegal under FTC guidelines, but are too minor to really warrant a crackdown when bigger fish are out there. These jerks just get away because theyâre âtoo minorâ.
Like literally, if they go too big, FTC may punish them all and CZcams, itâll be an Adpocalypse CZcams brought on itself!
Really? If only there was someone with far too much time on their hands that could document, report, and submit an entire dossier detailing the Evony ad campaign over the last few years. Would that still be "too minor"?
@@SunsetArchon itâs not that simple. Some lies can get people killed. Yes it breaks the rules, but unless joe shmoe is tricked into eating or using something that bodily hurts them itâs less important. Itâs annoying but all it does is make you buy an ad you can get rid of later. As such itâs way down on the to do list.
@@pootissandvichhere9135 Not simple, but not impossible either. All it takes is one determined person.
Considering their ads have hundreds of millions if not billion+ views and the game itself 100M+ downloads, I think these fishdicks are big enough to fry
It's ironic that they keep saying "fake puzzle ads" since 90% of them come from the game that these "actors/actress" are promoting. It's like Ebony is calling themselves fake and that's hilarious for them to run these WE'RE NOT LIKE THOSE OTHER ADS ads.
Itâs terrible marketing, because it never even occurred to me that such a basic game would be âfakedâ until they suggested it in their own ad. They should have just said âhey, you know those ANNOYING puzzle ads?â
Ebony ? That is not *EVONY .
@@FreedomFox1 you donât need half a braincell when promoting your shit if you have THIS much money for fucking youtube ads
@@Mikewee777 Isn't ebony a type of wood?
@@snow-puppetsofficial360 ebony just means black
The Evony ads that annoy me more than any others are the ones with puzzles that literally couldn't be beaten even if they were real, because the pin placement doesn't actually let you pull them out in the right order. >_
Bingo! I took screenshots and then tried to figure it out, and thereâs NO WAY TO WIN.
âThis app comes with pull the pin puzzle gameâ
Love how they basically diss Rise of Kingdoms but are doing the same exact thing
ROK is a good game too
And itâs funny cuz rise of kingdoms is actually a very solid game
Evony dissing on Rise of Kingdoms is like Brand X dissing the actual brand of a commercial.
I feel like these "actors" are just exchange/college students in China trying to make a buck đ
Exactly đ
Umm, Iâm actually an award winning comedic actor chilling in Hollywood, all over TVđ€·đŸââïž
@@mosesj2008 no youâre not. Youâre a nobody.
@@mosesj2008 so you just took the Evony gig for fun?
@@HiGlowie No, I donât do anything for free! Hollywood rent isnât cheap.
previously they were skirting the fake gameplay and citing it as "example gameplay", but now they're claiming the game looks "exactly" like the ads, which is just clear cut false advertising and even more reason to report their ads.
But since their company is in china there wonÂŽt be any lawsuits whatsoever
@@PancakemonsterFO4 True, these companies know they can get away with it, there's no consequences when it's international and lawsuits are more trouble than they're worth.
No matter how many times I reported them they just keep coming back. I don't think that reporting those ads are enough. I literally want to game end them so much
I report those ads and the spams in the shorts section and it just led to my other account being banned. Everything I reported stayed thoâŠ
Yupppp! I was waiting for this one, everytime I see stupid this ad I think of you my friend. All hail the Gene Machine! Raising up the *REAL* and takin down those fake ads!! Charge!!!!!
Ironically I got an Evony ad when opening this video. And the ad is them boasting that their ad shows what the game is actually like. Lol
I actually got the fake ad midway through this video. I noticed the report ad isnât an easily available option anymore
"Another one, another one, another one, another one, another one"
0:24 Darkness my old friend
1:37 I like to think that the player doesn't know what's logic
2:34 Screaming=Download
3:44 I finali faun de Gaym
4:40 Ho come me treasure go?
7:54 Those eyes staring at me...
those soulless eyes man
The guy in the final ad almost looks lifeless
@@dragonempress8367 - Looks like he committed a murder two hours ago before doing the ad.
I remember on one ad there was this guy who said something like âwhen you download this app it comes with pull-the-pin puzzle gameâ
Iâm thankful thereâs people like Gene putting these horrible ads in the spotlight. I swear I lose brain cells whenever I see an Evony Ad.
My favorite part with these ads is that they hired actors that don't speak English to do a commercial in English, then dubbed over them with BROKEN English. They couldn't even afford a native speaker for the voice over they're trying and failing to sync to several different facial actors, lol.
Welp, got an Evony ad while watching this video, but I'm not surprised about that. Being real, I had a good feeling you might make another Evony video the moment these new ads started popping up, which I swear happened like a month or so after your video came out.
Honestly, when I was thinking about what your next video was going to be before this one, it was either a video on this game again, Dislyte, which has been having a bunch of dumb ads pop up, or Seven Mortal Sins X TASY, which I unironically like (because I also unironically love the original anime it's based on), but most of its ads are exactly what I was expecting which makes me sad. At least Seven Mortal Sins show actual gameplay and art in some of their ads! Hell, if you ever do a video on it, I'm totally down with providing you gameplay footage and information on the source material!
Here's to another 10,000 subs, from a man that's been here since you were at
I literally got an ebony ad where that guy says âdidnât you think all those puzzle ads were fakeâ in the middle of the video đ
The fact that an Evony add played before this video. đ
2:05 This is the only ad I like because the guy does a pretty decent job with his acting. It's almost entertaining.
He turns psycho-eyed at the end when he says, "... give it a try."
I have been seeing these ads so often, that I try to reenact what they are going to say.
Yesterday I got an ad for this game, while watching your video about the ads for this game lol. I also think that the voice belongs to the "spokesperson", but I could be wrong. Love DK Country, keep it up. It's literally become your theme.
The best part of the Evony game is that it lead to me this channel
Good video as always, those ads suck. Also the music at the end was a blast from the past - I remember it from an old Timesplitters level!
Did anyone else notice that almost all the people in the ads were saying that it was totally real gameplay and nothing about the game was fake and gene just so happened to point out all that shit was a lie In the last video? I think that someone at evony watched the last video and pointed out everything he said so they changed the ads to cover it up.
Whatâs actually really funny is that I got the Evony Ad think that it was your video đđđ I canât make this up bro!
I know it probably took some time to make that intro scene you have at the beginning of your videos. If I could make a suggestion, you should change that last ad that gets torched via fire breath into an Evony ad. Or show the Evony ads skittering around like cockroaches. That's what they are at this point.
They. Just. Won't. Die.
You know whatâs even more messed up about those ads? One of the animators actually was trying to make it look like you can succeed in the game but the developers were like â@@@@ youâ and just yeeted that last segment of that one part out of the advertisement.
This is definitely a series of auditions.
This here kids, is what a âone of a kindâ CZcams channel. Gotta protect this man!!!
Thank you for the tip on how to report. Ads, I'm going to have to set aside a big chunk of time to report al the horrible ads, but together we can...accomplish absolutely nothing while CZcams and scam companies rake in record profits.
These ads suck so much *my soul when evony ads đ€ź
Good vid
Each Evony ad is a cockroach, and their inbreeding. So much so that they all literally sound the same.
Kudos to the first guy, he actually tried to act
I've been playing a game called Top War for about 2 years now and have seen dozens of ads with loads of different minigames.
But not a single one of the ads has actual gameplay footage.
For new players they even added a new 'tutorial' that is like one of the ads, takes about a minute to complete and then its just the normal game again.
They did all of that just to be able to say that the ad isn't fake.
Curse you GENE!!! Got the ad you showed at 7:29 literally right after you showed it. You jynxed me man lmao.
Aside from that, great video as usual old man!!!
âWhat?! An orc!â While showing a minotaur
I know right, this is so frustrating.
Evony: *Aware that most mobile games have misleading ads, and that the public is aware of it*
Evony: I know! Let's do a misleading ad, but we'll actually say it's not a misleading ad, even though it is.
Everyone else: *Evony instantly becomes most hated game for misleading ads.*
I clicked on the video and the first thing I get is an ad for Evony the kings return đ
best part of the whole video @3:32 " .... To be honest, I've got to use my brains......."
đ€Łđđ€Łđđ€Łđ Thanks that gave me a good laugh, badly needed too.
Even outside the twitter memes, I do unironically like the content you make, good to watch while drawing
one thing I can say about this ad. they purposely do the puzzles wrong so you can download it just to prove a point that itâs an easy game. probably marketing strategy but damn itâs effective I got frustrated watching it and want to do it myself đ
I fell like they embraced the fact their ads are what they are, so they just wanted to tank the fact and keep taking it lol
I love how every time I watch your videos I get the fake ads for mobile games
Theyâre keep lying to us.
Once again beautiful video my friend!
Keep up the good work!
I hate watching these disgusting ads every time they just show up!
Only thing killing me is the reused voice over sounds EXACTLY like Falcon from Gameranx
- CZcams gives me these ads constantly
- This video pops up in recommended
- CZcams plays a double ad for guess what?
I got an ad for this during this exact video (the one with the guy doing the Chinese Lionel accent from that tech channel) lol
I reported these ads but more and more keep coming up. Iâve even reported this ads to advertise authorities in the uk
This makes me want to find out who the voice actor is for the ads
LOL An Evony ad played in the middle of the video and I didnât even realize it was an ad. I just thought the video was still playing.
Awesome channel.
Do Project Makeover. Their ads are crazy af.
At least the ads resemble the actual gameplay even if the puzzles and graphics aren't in the game. I actually downloaded the game and while it is a build and protect game, there's a section with all the puzzle ad minigames that you can play without doing the main game.
I actually got one of the Ads on this video. I thought it was the intro at first KEKW
That "Mr Pineapple Man" line killed međ€Ł
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The ad just pop up as I'm watching this video
Haven't watched a gene machine video in awhile great video as always
Seems only fitting that I get an evony ad right before this video
Brah not even kidding gene evony just played as a ad for you videođit was the guy from 7:30đđđ
Im down to fight back against these ads, youtube needs to stop being greedy
Got one of these ads while watching the video and I'm 110% sure the guy in the ad was lip-syncing to the audio
I recently see mostly ads for Hero Wars and Top War Game which are even bigger scam. Evony at least had some puzzles similar to the ads, but Hero Wars and Top War Game does not include anything similar to the ads at all. And yes, I keep reporting the ads to CZcams.
the Hero Wars dev teams must fall and burn in the deepst darkest hottest part of hell
What's hilarious is the ad showed DURING my watch of this video!đđđ
I like how I was watching this video and I got the exact same ad lol!
If you block their page can you still get their ads?
Uhhhhhhh so the ad that played at 5:33 played as an actually ad and when I skipped it went straight to the same one in the video WEIRD
At 2:08, isn't that Sir Dickious from that one OFFCANNY video with Jschalatt?
I literally got a goddammit ad from them in the middle of this vid
they do bad lip-syncing on purpose just to make you even more mad/willing to download the game. It's all psychology.
That doesnât make me want to download the game though⊠makes me want to sue them or beat them up
@@drummersnare6276 heavy on the beat them up.
It's still happening. With new ads coming up on the new Shorts feature.
mike with a comically large amount of numbers at the end
Almost thought this was the same Evony video from some time ago
Bro I was watching your video. And then the same exact ad played right before your showcase of the ad. So I had to watch the same exact ad twice. Iâve been fooled
Iâm gonna use my brains to watch this video
I got an Evony ad while watching this by the same guy at that point in the vid đ
And of course I get an envoy ad before watching thisđđ
I just got an ad for this when clicking on the video
New room has a bit of a echo
But also good video đđ
Literally, the add popped up , monetizing your video , lol I let it play .... thanks for the reviews !!
God watching this ad makes me wanna have an aneurysm on purpose!!!
Whenever I see the version with the guy at 8:20 the first thing I notice is the colour contrast making it look like the guy's eyes are bleeding.
POV : âWhen you see a evony ad while watching this video.â
WoW
7:23 for a second, I actually thought that YOU, Gene Machine, had a similar voice to Falcon after you brilliantly cut to your own voice again.
New sub love the content keep it coming
My question is would it really be that hard to make a puzzle game or ad a puzzle game element into you copy paste base builder game
I literally got an evony ad before this lol
I swear the dude @ 2:06 is from Offcanny's we become knights video. Am I wrong?
I'm so glad you are covering this btw.. thank you
The fact i got their ad in the beginning of this video is crazyđđ
These ads have now surpassed my disdain for the 1-877-kars for kids commercials
Guys, didnât yâall believe all those puzzle ads were fake, and that thereâs no such game? But today, I found the game! Evony: Kings return!
Guy in the ad: I'm gonna use my brain to play this puzzle
*loses on the first puzzle*
So 2 videos before this one, I got a evony ad that has a guy who says he's a "youtuber" and that he's going to checkout the game. The dude was wearing a cap and regular glasses and I don't this ad anywhere so can anyone tell me who he is, bc he did say his channel's name so I'm curious
âOh noâŠ..lava thereâ
39 mins later and 200 more subs.. your starting to gain some attraction
Another deceptive ad I keep getting is for the game evertale, they advertise is as a Pokemon horror/gore game, it's nothing like the ads, I don't get where they think they get off on advertising like this.
Watching an evony ad as I watch this video lmao
Wait a fucking second... Mike is that you???