A Traveler's Gamble | Critical Role: VOX MACHINA | Episode 66
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Vox Machina request the help of J’mon Sa Ord in the upcoming battle against the Chroma Conclave. And the whereabouts of Mistress Asharru are finally uncovered. Also Spice.
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I love how the party was literally told that the spice was for cooking and they all immediately assumed it was a drug.
To be fair, some people cook with weed and with magic mushrooms, and Spice is the name of some of those synthetic weed's (the ones that range between ineffective and harmful).
Mostly Scanlan who, if he was half as smart as he thinks he is would be twice as smart as he actually is.
@@Nebafyer_DandD While still harmful, some if not the majority were extremely potent, but usually short lasting. this episode had me in tears laughing
@@smokenotes7655 Not to mention that some spices used in cooking can have drug-like effects. Poppy comes to mind for obvious reasons and nutmeg can cause hallucinations if consumed in large amounts.
Sam is committed to playing Scanlan as a character with low wisdom.
1)Javelin goes out window
2)Hits guys produce stand
3)MY CABBAGES!!!
Anfernee Williams Brilliant and underated comment.
+ngg_nolt Sir, that is the joke here.
Anfernee Williams lmfao thanks for this😂😂😂😭
In the style of avatar, the Cobalt Golem would have probably hit the cabbage cart again...
Hunter B he'd be placing the last new cabbage on the cart (freshly renewed after being lightning-charred) as the golem fell and crushed it😂
and then beast-Keyleth would prolly mash it again
Can't wait to hear Animated Percy say, "This isn't an Animated Series, we have more than one pair of pants!" XD
but only if Scanlan really has been wearing the same thing the whole time
@@bigbundle3223 except the shirt
@@ophiuchus_kin I just want to see every Sandkeg’s Hide scene animated.
@@Ajehy I particularly want to see Grog's visual of how it's acquired 🤣😂
As we now wait for a new season
Laura: I want purple hair.
Years later, Imogen: I have purple hair
You beat me to this comment 😂
Ran to the comments to see if anyone had said this 😅
then she had no hair.
Does anyone else just love when Matt exaggerates the effects of Vax's obscene stealth roles? "People who previously knew you have no idea you exist anymore." Damnit Mercer
"You stealth out of the story"
I often imagine that Vax can't even hear himself getting back to his room
My question is. Is Vax a ghost, existence can't contain him. He never is or never was.
You stealth out of the next episode. See you in two weeks, O'Brien.
Vax was just a fragment of your imaginations the entire time.
"My bullets are not magic my bullets are bullets"
-Percy 2016
Bullets need things to live
Things don't need bullets to live.
Things need Bullets to not live.
"Sometimes, math is not enough"
- Percy 2016
But he had magic bullets with his old gun....and they threw it in the acid.
Percy “that’s like the life force of two kittens”
I now realize Percy measures hit points in kittens.
Hp would be better understood as kit points
At some point Trinket was polymourphed into a kitten and after taking 5 damage the kitten died and Trinket was a bear again. That's how Taliesin knows 😂😂😂
Their kitty souls are now florfeit
The life force of two Frumpkins.
Tailesen always has amazing one liners.
"I don't believe in luck"
Percival De-Rolo, unofficial demigod of luck
Who needs luck if you got loaded dice
2:22:27 for anyone wondering
He doesn't believe in luck,
Luck believes in him.
Except when hes the god of bad luck 😂
What's worse is Vax saying "there's no such thing as luck" in TLOVM while he literally has the luck feat!
I do like Percy, but J'mon Sa Ord shutting him down for his ass kissing was just so satisfying.
So bizarre for a brass dragon...
Shayd Green no I think Matt meant a bronze dragon since the city he rules is strict about the law
@@acespades5722 It must be, a brass would love it. They are also not known for protecting cities like this dragon is, but why would a bronze be in the desert? They are coastal dragons. Strange
Brass Dragon maybe this is a brass dragon then he chose to make a city so he could talk to that many people
@@acespades5722 brass dragons love socializing and building a city is one way to guarantee tons of friends and travelers.
I love how they literally can't make CON saving throws to save their lives in combat, but they can't fail when trying to get high.
I feel like Matt was fucking with them hoping they would roll a 1 so he could make them vomit.
Part of the illusion is letting your players do whatever they want, just have them do a saving throw/check and help plant the idea they are on the right track
The spice thing has absolutely nothing to do with any track let alone a right one. Its just them screwing around and Matt letting them do it and feel validated in it cuz ita funny and fun. Loosen up there guy lmfao
He basically either plain trolled them with the saves, or set the DC almost unfailably low. Maybe intending to have them suffer an allergic reaction if they rolled bad enough (this is just guessing, obviously)
@@noerartnoe Guys...it's cooking spice. They are trying to get high off of oregano basically. Even if they rolled a 1 it probably wouldn't do anything, Vax rolled a 2 and got the same response as when he rolled high.
Percy: “...he is an old dragon”
Not the kind of dragon that you’d learn about in those hoidy doidy towers
Polarity Reversed Thank you God
Bravo, you got me to chuckle.
I can't stop laughing at this
This meme needs to be revived
Me every time they mention new magic or old magic 🤧
"That's two kittens worth"
Me: "Wow, Americans will measure in ANYTHING but the metric system."
XD
You aren't wrong...Social distancing is one alligators length apart.
@@Blasted2Oblivion in New England: one ski apart (I’ve actually seen people walking around with singular skis and punching people away it’s hilarious)
The likes are measured in thumbs ups
Oh yeah? I have a 9mm and 3 grams on me right now. Oh no my random CZcams commenter's we most certainly do measure in metric. You're just not asking the right questions 🤣
Kevdak had these terrible knuckles,
They beat up on Grog while he chuckled.
But while Kevin laughed,
Grog split him in half.
These are mine now, Fuckles.
That was brilliant.
Yes!
Yes!
And said "These are mine now Fuckles!"
Grog sliced him in half
And said,"These are mine now, Fuckles!"*
I can't believe Matt managed to keep his poker face during the whole spice deal
THAT is acting, folks. My face would have been wracked with pain, trying to keep from smiling.
Honestly was hoping he'd have Scanlan roll an INT save, for placebo effect.
"This is not an animated series we have more than one pair of pants"
You do for now but that kickstarter is coming for your pants, Percy
That sentence is so threatening lol
That is the most beautiful and strangely aggressive phrase in the comments... Ever...
This is a criminally underrated comment.
Jarret: I want a spice for cooking
one old couple in a middle-of-nowhere town: *doesn't know what the spice is*
Vox Machina: it's drugs. It has to be.
it was definitely a leap, but in their defense it was actually a spice merchant in ank'harel that said they didnt know what it was
Tbf, an elderly rural housewife is *exactly* who I'd expect to be an expert in local spices and what the going rate for them was...
The whole 'fusaka' chain, from 'Spice? Got Spice?' to 'About ten gold?' is one of the best things I have ever seen. There has to be some sort of award for this.
Narrator: and there was. And it was a Streamy
Its such a funny chain of missfortunes xD
Like they couldve taken the money from Jarett and asked how much they would get for this or they couldve just found a local spice shop, that revelation was so hillarious to see.
I loved this, and I also loved seeing Sam play Scanlan's character so well. I feel like Sam could kind of tell there was a decent chance it was a normal spice, but that Scanlan was so excited to try and do a 'drug deal', he let Scanlan do his thing.
Sam has always been an excellent non-metagaming roll player, and this was a perfect arc to demonstrate it.
The whole party leaned hard into the stupid tourist roles. It was perfect.
Their success is award enough! 🥰 hello to you from three years ago!
I like to think that somewhere in the city a poor soul is facing a bunch of thugs and prays for divine help, then with a loud "thunk" and a "twang" the javelin of lightning comes out of the sky and lands before them. Picking it up the scare off the thugs and become an adventurer.
That's my head canon for that.
Francis Hicks nice!
With DM permission you could start off a character with that backstory
(Permission to start with the lightning javelin, or a compromise for it)
+
Better yet, by sheer luck it strikes and kills the thugs leader.
im going to play that one one day
I love that what could've potentially have been a cute Perc'ahlia moment with them flying above the city to find the javelin, ended up being Percy dangling from the broom fighting off a panic attack and both of them alternating with puking their guts out. PEAK ROMANCE GOALS
Bonding experience of a decade
"A whole new woooooorld....!" * barf *
And the beautiful irony that Liam points out is just the topping on the cake: Vex always pretends to puke when Vax and Keyleth shares a moment.
It would have been so cute to have Percy hold on to Vex from behind while flying
@@Jason-kp4vc Oh THAT was the irony! I was trying to think of some Percy-related thing and had no idea what he was talking about.
Love all of Grog's nervous "beep beep"s when trying to say Be Pleased. Right there with his previous "Bidet" antics.
Yes that was gold
He started with bees knees, which I wish he'd stuck with, but all things Grog make me laugh.
Vex: Thanks for reminding me to start with Hunter's Mark.
Vex: *gets poisoned and slashed and forgets Hunter's Mark*
Lightning arrow uses the bonus action. She couldn't have done it anyway.
Alex TheGreat That isn't the point. Laura didn't make a conscious choice to do that. She forgot about HM. She always forgets about HM. It's a running theme.
Lucas sucks... ;)
(it's an inside joke OP)
Trinket benefits from HM but is never used..
at this point: she barely made anything in that fight, because she just got hacked to bits in the first 12 seconds of it
Sam’s face as he realizes he’s been hustled is my favorite thing.
Shoulda seen the look on my face when he realized he hustled himself.
It's funny because they keep insight checking EVERYTHING and that one time Sam didn't bother with it, Matt took him for a ride xD
I'm pretty sure he was *at least* 50/50 on the whole thing being a scam and didn't want to ruin the gag if it was
Sam desperately wanted it to be drugs that he dug himself that grave
I still love how they assumed that fusaka was a drug just because two old people didn’t know what it was 🤣
“I heard about this new drug Tiktok”
Matt possible wanted to say they were too poor to know about the spice or they lived too far from the city to know about it. They just took it and ran it in the completely opposite direction in a hilarious way
Spend 10 minutes buying and trying to get high on D&D turmeric. Nobody thought to try a spice merchant in the bazaar. This is the story of Vox Machina.
Brianna Apling I need to throw something like this at my players, knowing them they'd do the same
FlyCaster I can't wait to see what what gets cooked.
High intelligence doesn't seem to transfer from the characters to the players
Do you even spice?
I mean Scanlan did ask about spice merchants but didn't get any answer, so he decided to go to the black market. It was a stretch but it was hilarious.
What I love is that Jarret even TOLD Scanlan it was for cooking in the last episode, he just wasn't paying attention
Jarret also told them not to break any laws, or at least to make sure not to get caught. It was really unlikely that he would have asked them to procure something illegal without telling them that it was illegal. It's delightfully ridiculous how quickly Scanlan jumped to conclusions just because the first two people they asked about a spice didn't know what it was.
Scanlon does have a 6 wisdom which would indicate serious ADD.
To be fair, that wasn't it. When they asked Gilmores parents about it, they misunderstood. These folks in the boonies didn't know where to get a fancy acquired taste city spice. But they thought their "oh we dont know about that" reluctance was "oh it's drugs." It wasn't. They just really didn't know where to get that.
@@kagato23 It's like asking an old farming couple where to get Cardamom. It's doubtful they've even heard of it
I love the fact that not only do they think its illicit, but the lengths they're willing to go for one of their employees!
Percy: Don't utter the "W" word under any circumstances.
Also Percy: Hmmm, this seems to be whitestone mined from Whitestone, and must have come from Whitestone where I am from. Whitestone.
I can't tell you who I am. Let's just say I'm one of the remaining two Whitestone de Rolos and yes, my friends call me Percy.
"Ah yes the stone from whitestone, the stone specifically mined from whitestone, whitestone's whitestone."
Percy last episode: I’ll sign this letter to a criminal in a new city with my name, title and rank.
I really, really appreciate players who, when their characters aren’t involved in an encounter or exchange, are able to sit quietly and let the scene play out without interrupting or trying to take center stage.
This can also be a problem when everyone at the table is this way. The last party I DMed was hesitant to do anything.
Laura and Marisha poke in sometimes. Marisha for attention, Laura in fear of the person doing something stupid without her there to tell them not to.
I agree. I have a player that does that and it eventually led to me walking away from the DM position for that group because he wouldn’t stop even when we all told him to
John Doe no Marisha does not interact for attention, she plays her character perfectly
Hampton Muse I have kicked players out of my group for this, attempting to override everything. One player had top loaded his combat stats and got really frustrated when he tried taking over social encounters and I started making him role for everything that he was trying to do out of character. He finally learnt to stick at what he is good at, and then one day approaced me about tweaking his characters stats, I took the opportunity to talk to him about power gaming and taking over every situation. I have also used XP as a way, when a player is taking over to much I just tell them at the end of the session that I docked XP from them. One player finally got the hint after 3 consecutive sessions with 0 XP, as his behavior improved I then rewarded that allowing him to get back the xp he lost a bit faster.
Next time on It's always Sunny in Ank'Harel, "The gang gets addicted to Spice."
i love that he was thinking it was drugs.....
The spice must flow!
@@andrenissen8576 Matt never gave him any reason to think it wasn't. And scanlan tends to make shit inside/investigation checks. I feel like even if he tried to figure out if he was being swindled he would've failed.
The way the flavor seemed to be growing on them, I actually wondered for a minute if it was just a spice with no psychedelic effects, but that was addictive. Like it just tastes so good that you develop a chemical dependency.
@@christopherbacon1077 He who controls the spice controls the universe
To be fair, that's not the most gold Scanlon has lost in vain.
Throwing the contest to his (unknown at the time) daughter cost him over 2000 gold!
I think at this rate Scanlan has inadvertently lost more gold to bad bets than Grog has overspending on goods, and thats saying something
Neither of the aforementioned losses are in vain tho. Both work towards great ends
I think the most money they "lost" was due to buying magic items they ended up never really using x)
The first was a gesture of kindness and encouragement to a younger Gnome and bard. The second was a point of pride, the great swindler had been swindled, vengeance MUST be had.
@@scottmefford6917 ...He lost that contest because he wanted to sleep with her, not realizing she was his daughter. He just forgot he had bet a ton of money on him winning.
They laugh at him, but when Scanlon is just walking around constantly quietly saying, "spice?.... spice?.... spice? spice?... spice?...." that's EXACTLY what dudes slinging coke do.
Why is nobody in this fandom able to spell ScanlAN? Or TalIESIN?
@@Draezeth idk i guess cuz the actors say Scan-luhn that spelling makes more sense.
@@shmootube5000 subtitles exist man. hell they even had the names of the characters spelled out for you under them for the first 40 episodes
@@madelyn1758 don’t get me wrong, spelling a made up dnd character’s name in a CZcams comment about how people sell crack is really important to me.
@@shmootube5000 LOL KILL EM
Scanlan and grog’s goal, get laid in every continent
Keyleth’s goal, get in trouble with the authorities in every continent
A casino. A genius way for a GM to burn money from a party with too much cash.
Not nearly as effective as organic seasoning.
To be fair the party has to have the collective wisdom of a half-starved gnat to actually lose a substantial amount of gold to a casino.
Matt basically hand crafted it to drain his specific party's cash XD
@@clayxros576 dude, you gotta realize that they don't play D&D with the gameplay in mind. They play for the story. It's pretty obvious if you pay attention. I mean, look at travis every time a heavy story moment happens (especially between PCs). They don't care about saving money to buy super gear. Ok maybe vex does but that's about it. And mercer knows that. Its why they get most of their good gear through exploration and story progression.
@@codybarnhill506
You're right, they roleplay. Which is the point of the game. Min-max and rising to godhood isnt the point of the game, yet a ton of people treat it that way.
@@clayxros576 and what's your point?
2:02:26
"This is not an animated series"
I am catching up on this episode the same week the Legend of Vox Machina Kickstarter was announced.
I'm so happy right now.
Damn that Kickstarter was a record. over 1000% completed
Same here
God I'm with you there, just got to this episode.
SAME!!
That is one comment that just gets more and more hilarious
Bringing these back to the top
04:47 - Travis' Ring Finger
13:30 - Mostly At Night
22:55 - Queue the Test
35:08 - A Tragic Loss
37:00 - Scanlan's Cutting Words
38:30 - Optimistic Travis
46:50 - Scanlan's Inspirational Limerick
1:03:55 - Scanlan's Healing Song
1:16:00 - Madness?
1:19:00 - Cold Scanlan
1:22:00 - True Form (1:23:47 - Reaction)
1:26:45 - All Access Pass?
1:29:50 - Proper Exit
1:31:42 - Percy Gets Burned (starts at 1:31:30)
1:34:00 - Percy Sums It Up
1:34:50 - Percy Math
1:37:23 - Puke Partners
1:54:07 - Break Ends
1:56:00 - Song of Rest
2:03:15 - Sam vs Travis
2:04:18 - Grog The High Roller
2:04:52 - Vax Leaves The Story
2:07:32 - Lizard Racing
2:28:29 - The Deal
2:35:20 - The Birth of A New Persona
2:39:15 - Grog Hits On Ladies
2:47:50 - Someone In Vox Machina Has A Brain (thank god)
2:48:40 - Oh God Why
2:49:15 - Scanlan's Declaration of Fury
2:49:38 - Percy's Glee (And Scalan/Sam's Anger)
2:50:50 - Cheering The Gnome Up
2:54:25 - Scanlan's Reflection
2:57:10 - The Morning After
2:58:30 - It Gets Worse
3:08:50 - Gold Star!
3:32:25 - Grog Has No Filter (and I love it)
3:36:55 - Grog's Preferred Solution
4:00:50 - The Hunt Is On
4:05:00 - Percy's Worst Nightmare
4:06:37 - Scanlan Breaks The Tension
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Taliesin going "I brought you some stickers from burning man" was seriously cute. Friendship 100
Useless fact #404: My cat likes the sound Matt makes when Trinket speaks.
I do too
My cat hates the sounds I make while trying to mimic the sounds Matt makes when he does monster and metal screech and trinket noises
Mine kept responding to one of Liam's monster noises in his onetake. I kept winding back because my cat kept meowing during the video until I realized there's a connection.
Thank you
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Upsetting thing about watching this in 2019 trying to catch up is i cant get the merch
same
couldn't agree more, although I'm sure I'll want the season 2 merch just as much so got that to look forward to.
Preach
at least the wyrmwood discount code still works for free shipping :-)
Right? I want one of those rings
This episode makes me laugh harder knowing that Vox Machina chose to be "honest and straightforward" in a city that is otherwise filled with snakes taking advantage of them 🤣
Who'd've thought a desert would be full of snakes? xD
Which is why my policy is “trust no one, suspect everything”.
That or “Nothing is true, everything is permitted”
Some time in the future, the m9 wandering through the desert. Someone rolls a nat 20 perception, they find a javelin encased in rough glass matt tells them when they identify it that the activation word is bacon. Everyone freaks out.
Isn't the activation world Penelope? And bacon is for the warhammer? I coild be wrong, since I am a person who is just now binging the series but I remember when they killed the old woman in emon, grog said penelope.
Since the M9 didn’t have a chance to recover it, perhaps the C3 group will come across it…
@@TheNightstar86 Yes yes yes give it to orym or ashton !!
@@TheNightstar86 they ARE on the right continent
Matt tries to kill off Vex to stop the confusion between the twins' names.
I think Matt might actually quit if Sam became Vix.
But then he could join the party as Vux.
Vax Vex Vix Vux... and since they're already the Vox machina... Vax Vex Vix Vox Vux... then could we get an NPC Named Vyx? like Vix's brother or something, but only sometimes exists.
And vex and Vax Machina means scanlan can use that spell again....
You know which one I mean....
The cow one
@@PHANTOMCOWGIRL nah vyx would be vix's evil twin.
"It was on that day that I found the great oak -- the one my cousins and I had climbed as children -- split clean down the middle. Splinters of wood were everywhere, and the base of the split was smoldering. Creeping up on the tree to inspect what had happened, it was there that I found the javelin.
"And now son, I pass it on to you. Use it well in your travels. Come back home safe."
I don't get this. Great writing, but does it have something to do with Critical Role?
35:30 Never mind. I got to it. That's hilarious!
35:34 :)
Well done.
for all we know, that's the start of a spin-off, right there.
lol! The in-character meta-trolling of Scanlan over how much he paid for the fusaka was priceless. xD
To Sam's credit, he takes it as well as he gives it; with good natured fun. Doesn't get shitty about it or anything.
I’m pretty sure Sam knew it was not a drug, but he saw an opportunity for a hilarious gag so went all in on it.
@@ricosrealm I disagree lol I think he thought he was buying the rarest drug possible 😂
It wasn't priceless. It was 400 gold. XD
The only time Sam doesn't avoid meta-knowledge is when it's funny
Drinking game for this episode;
"...spice?"
"I'm cool- you cool?"
"Make a constitution check."
"I try a little more!!"
"It has a pleasant after taste."
You gunna kill people
*I was not prepared* 🤢🤮
No thanks, I enjoy the use of my liver
Matt just came up with a casino - prepared a whole casino's worth of games for his players. So baller.
I'd love to just spend a day watching Matt go through all the random shit he creates for this world
@@Spncr313 You wouldn't spend as much time as you think. Half he prepares...the other half he just comes up with on the fly. He's a truly gifted DM :)
@@BinTtown I felt like Gilmore's request for the spice was a completely spontaneous response to an unexpected offer from the group. It then leads to a delightful side-quest. This is RPGs at their best.
Geoff Fowler , wasn’t it Jarrett who asked for the spice? And Gilmore asked if they could deliver the locket to his parents?
@@kuroneko1813 yes you are correct
While I have no problem with Vax'ildan and Keylith, I do find the slowly budding romance between Percy and Vex'aliah to be adorable to watch.
The respective romances are super perfect for the characters too. Keyleth and Vax are a bit bumbling when it comes to their emotions, and they're harried in hooking up by their own hangups and lack of social awareness. It's almost like an Anime Rom-Com. Percy and Vex are much more put together, or at the very least they are much better at putting on that guise. They're much more guarded and in control of themselves, so the turn to romance is much more subtle, and unless you're looking for the signs(like the audience and the players themselves) it might be hard to pick up on. (Like Vax himself.) Also, I love the BFF thing Percy and Keyleth have going. I think they're much better as friends than lovers. It's much harder to be a foil for your lover than your friend, and they're great foils for each other.
I read once a description of Vax and Keyleth as a freshman romance, while Vex and Percy are a more mature senior romance
Pluveus your comment is perfection. Thank you for this
Well, Liam and Marisha were the pioneers. It would be expected for their character’s romance to be off putting at times.
They're my favorite of the couples 🥰🥰
I love that Matt had to find like 15 ways to describe the spice tasting bad initially and then leaving a pleasant aftertaste
The casino shenanigans are hilarious! At this point, Keyleth getting caught trying to cheat at gambling feels like as much of a character trait as Vex's haggling.
I was a bit sad that Keyleth got kicked out before she could talk to the lizards; I wanted to know what they'd have to say. But her getting caught is so on brand haha.
Some say that, to this day, Keyleth is STILL getting kicked out of gambling facilities across each continent. Her legend grows with each removal.
Vex and Percy keep opening new casinos in Whitestone to see if she can keep from getting caught
I don't remember anyone in this party ever letting an opportunity to cheat go by. It's not a keyleth thing, it's a VM thing.
This week on Critical Role: Matt pulls a huge con on one of his players.
Certainly helps the only individuals with any level of Wisdom in their group is a troll noble and a greedy archer cosplaying as a witch, also a troll. They just edge them on for the lolz and Matt simply enjoys the self inflicted show.
@@clayxros576 Keyleth has pretty high wisdom as well. She just doesnt always seem to use it
I think Scanlon pulled that con entirely off on himself. He was told it was a cooking spice, got so carried away in the drama of "buying drugs", and conned himself into paying 40x too much as a result. All Matt had to do was keep a straight face.
It was not much of a con, only a well RP-d low wisdom bard who kept digging long after he should have known to stop.
is it a con if the PC just jumped to assumptions and created his own imaginary narrative that turned out to be false
2:54:56 "I flew too close to the sun"
And ironically, for it, didn't even get high.
“This is not an animated series, we have more than one pair of pants”
Ya Spoke too soon Percy
I can't relate to that comment, Sarah.
Flash forward many years:
- Who the hell are you?
- You know. You all know exactly who I am. Say my name.
- Do what? I don't... I don't have a damn clue who the hell you are.
- Yeah, you do. Now, say my name.
- The Meat Man.
- You're goddamn right.
Somewhere below that balcony is a pissed off cabbage salesman standing in front of a lightning charred cart.
James Fenton to be fair, it's worth more than a cartload of cabbage including the cart.
Really though, it's probably buried 6ft under the sand and will only be found when enough of it moves or someone comes through with a really sensitive magic detection spell.
I really hope this is an avatar reference
MY CABBAGES!!
yeah until the construct grog kicked out the window lands on him and his stand...
... played by Brian W Foster.
2:21:48
Percy: "25 gold... from my... wonderful..." *trails off and kinda smiles*
vax making looney toons style heart eyes as keyleth is booted out of the casino has to be the cutest thing ever
Really hope that, in C3, which will take place in Marquet, that the party members find the Javelin of lightning buried in the sand, encased in glass in the desert.
Holy shit if Vex had found out how much Scalan had really spent on that "spice" she would have focking MURDERED him. 400 gold down the drain XD
SuperGreenSmartie bought it for 20x what it's worth smh...shoved it up his ass too. I literally died this episode.
That's the joke. Had me in stitches, and I knew it was coming.
"A fool and his gold are soon parted. And I was the fool." - Scanlan Shorthalt
'It takes you 4 hours to find the chateau. '
I absolutely love the returning occurrence that Percy has absolutely zero sense of direction, even the dice agree, but the group just never stops him from taking the lead 🤣
It bugs the hell out of me. Percy's pretentiously profound speech is so annoying and hearing that dragon call him on was one of the best moments of the show after Tiberius leaving.
Matt gives him far too much leeway and doesn't make him roll persuasion as much as anyone else, while he throws his title around like an actual feat compared to everyone else's background feats.
I just wanted Grog to say: “Be Pleased” as he kicked the golum
Woooow aaaaaaaa I wish this was true!
Um I think you mean “beep-beep”
@@0Bonaparte
This whole time I've been thinking he was saying "Bee's Knees"
That would've been far more epic
Vax rolls a Nat 20 on Stealth.
Matt: "You've disappeared from the narrative."
Taliesin: "You've been retconned."
Now, THAT would be cool! Wherever he needs to be when things go down, he's there and he's BEEN THERE THE WHOLE TIME! "Because, you see, what _really_ happened is that when I first entered the room..."
With as much as they break out in Hamilton songs, I half expected them to reprise Burn.
Vex's relationship with money is hilarious. Argue and haggle every transaction for the best possible deal. Lament the 30g spent on a book of useful information. Pupils dilate as they enter the casino.
Well... That's what money's for lmao
Gotta love Matt just silently grinning at them while they were having a loud conversation about WHITESTONE in front of the Crystal Chateau
It must have been an emotional rollercoaster for Travis, he lost his magic javelin, but then Taliesin rolled a natural 20 trying to figure out where it would have gone and suddenly there's a spark of hope for getting it back, and then his wife loses it with a natural 1 on what's supposed to be her character's main skill.
Grog: How 'bout Tomato paste?
Scanlan: Tomato paste?
G: Yeah, I'll cause a distraction by covering the walls in tomato paste...
S: Okay
G: but from people.
*Nobody* lies to the Meat Man...
*flashback to the meatman trying it anally*
I have a horrible habit of browsing through comments before I've watched the entire episode, and not knowing the context of these two comments makes me excited about what's to come.
I’ve never heard Travis be upset until the bottom of Sam’s Stein came up. Dear god that voice gave me the chills. Like Loki vs the hulk. Like Ngannou vs Overeem. Like Vax vs a shadow. Like an unnamed book salesman vs Vex. Travis was ready to rumble.
Timestamp?
2:03:14
It was glorious. And as a sports fan, i fully support that interaction.
There was also when Sam sang him a parody of the Redskins' fight song as his song of inspiration - "I ain't using it"
I so dearly love seeing Vax support Vex in her Rogue-ing, giving her opportunities to test out her lock-picking and trap-finding when it's not a dire situation. Such a good brother ;.;
Scanlan is the last person I'd ever expect to be hustled. That was absolutely amazing.
To be fair i don't remember him ever making an insight check
Felt deliberate to me. He was working on a "fun moment" for the viewers, and an insight would've ruined it. However, the opposite ruined it for me, because the whole thing became forced and clearly staged "for the lulz".
@@Lishtenbird Funny enough i don't see it that way. Players can get into some *weird* conclusions. Sam just had a suspicion it was drugs and stuck with it, because it wasn't a common spice. This is mainly somethIng relatively simple in terms of an encounter and why shouldn't you trust/be wary of the DM?
@@Lishtenbird Yeah, a good insight check. Scanlan's wisdom score is 7. Even if we assume that Sam knew better (I don't think he did), Scanlan is still gullible and bad at reading people. He's very good at bullshitting *them*, but he sucks at figuring it out himself.
Try harder.
In "Between the Sheets" Sam keeps repeating that he can't stop himself from finding ways to always entertain the audience and getting out a reaction. His behaviour in this mini-arch is completely in line with his "always entertain" attitude. "Poor modifier" is just grasping at straws since an attempt wasn't even made, and we all know how random rolls are random.
"25 gold for my wonderful...." Wonderful what, Percy? Huh?? I saw you were looking right at Vex, I saw!
wintermoons1215 Timestamp?
Commenting so I can get the timestamp
2:21:47
I love that Vax just smiles :D
The best part is Liam's reaction.
If the mighty 9 go to the desert and find a javelin encased in glass everyone will flip their shit.
Just gonna petition Matt to do this now brb
Maybe now in C3
@@slywolfe they should've had keyleth locate object on it but now campaign 3 can find it and it would be great.
I love Taliesin taking every chance he can get to make Percy have a panic attack.
"you became the gif of the cast with the flower on its head that sees through space and time"
I'm literally dying
Scanlan's drug dealings just made it into my top 3 moments of the series so far.
TheGenericDavis whats the other two?
Maybe the suntree-kiki conversation?
Scanlan Triceratoping through the mansion?
Zahra's epic heel-face turning of the two giants?
Every moment of Felicia's character?
Grog killing Kevdak
Scanlan vs The List
What about Victor the black powder merchant?
And the incident with The Door
As amazing as the story was from the side of Vox Machina, Rutur and his gang must have a fabulous story about watching the miniature foreigner pay way too much for hot pepper, then snort it.
@@antrosatheant7036 Sorry I'm late. But Grog smiting Kevdak from on high is my #1 and the entirety of the Briarwood ziggurat fight is my #2.
"My patience for your honeyed words grows thin." has the same energy as "I've heard of you and your honeyed words!"
"The phrase 'Lets set it on fire and see what happens' USUALLY doesn't end well"
-Said the guy who's whole job is setting things on fire and seeing what happens
That's how he knows it doesn't end well
Yes that how he actually knows xD
Scanlan: "Thanks for not helping my headache, its what id have done for you"
Percy - Very loudly: "How are you feeling?"
#NomercyPercy! hahahaha
#NomercyPercy
Well he kinda deserved it after drinking a full glass of the Sand Khegs Hide. He knew what happened to Percy and Keyleth after they drank a sip of the stuff but he didn't care.
I first discovered Matt Mercer as the voice of McCree and I fleetingly thought he was kinda arrogant. That only shows what a great character creator he is because he could not be more humble. His reaction about seeing "how you wanna do this?" blow up warms my heart
I've found "Critical Role" because I really loved McCree's voice (soft baritone with some sly/charming notes) and went to check who was an actor for him. VOILA! Episode 66 just finished :D
You can see matt hiding his smile during that whole spice business. He was loving that.
Percy: "I'm gonna ground this up and make a tea."
*Caduceus Clay enters the room*
The Episode had so much Molly energy.
@@neapettledicoin4853 oh he'd have laughed his ass off at Scanlan getting screwed over.
"I flew too close to the sun..." - Scanlan 2016
was there an inside joke around that?
@@MisterLimeLemon I don't think so, it's just that Scanlan did something incredibly stupid and then reframed it in his head as a mistake of ambition.
@@MisterLimeLemon it's a reference to a musical, hamilton
@@ivo1999ful It's a reference to the story of Icarus who flew too close to the sun (after he was warned against doing that), melted his wax wings, and fell into the ocean where he drowned.
@@neverlandhunter6988 wich is mentioned in Hamilton, they alredy make a lot of references to that musical
Sam's unintentional RP of 7 Wisdom is remarkable
I love how the random guy that hypothetically is getting hit with all these random falling objects is always named Steve for some reason. xD
It’s like Fred the fish from Spongebob - a character whose main purpose is being the target for stray objects
Hes basically their very own personal cabbage man from avatar the last airbender
No shoulder pats for Steve this time :(
you have two weeks to save the world
VM: Goes on vacation and tries to get extremely high on fantasy saffron
When Laura accused Matt of wanting to kill Vex he looked so indignated I wanted to hug him. He's such a precious one.
His retort was valid, you try to fly away from every fight you are in. Which is true cause while a ranged fighter you might want to keep your distance. But when you spend most of your time "hide shoot hide" and literally burn every magic item's charge on first shots drives me nuts. She should have a melee weapon on hand at all times
@@trealosgaming3345 she has a sentient one but refuses to use it.
@@trealosgaming3345 she’s not strong so melee weapons aren’t going to do much for her. It’s a -2 for her modifier lol. Hide attack hide is the best tactic she can employ to deal the maximum damage and not have to burden her friends with the need to heal her when she’s down. I think it isn’t fair to say that. He just wants to draw some Vex blood because she doesn’t get hit enough and that’s fair
@@Cieges raiper is dex based. Short swords are dex based. She had options.
The top two funniest moments of Critical Role are Sam/Scanlan centred (naturally).
1. Scanlan v. Manor (EP. 31)
2. Scanlan buys spice (this one)
I know this is 2 years old, but: The bathtub scene
I still die over the chicken incident.
I was dying when he pretended to be a little boy talking to the bartender at Whitestone
@@pezgordo42 Papa didn't let me out of the closet back then...
@@pezgordo42 peasant boy scanlan is the best
I love to imagine how embarrassed Scanlan's daughter Kaylee would be if she could have seen him this episode.
“You guys, I got KICKED OUT OF A CASINO! I’M SO COOL!”
Keyleth is so adorable
Travis has been chewing on Goku ever since he broke that mechanical pencil with one hand...
Goku?
super sayajin goku toy?
If it was there I didn't see it when I commented. The screen I watch from is only about an inch or two wide. Still enough to see lovely faces and smiles, not much else
Can someone provide a link to that episode, possibly along with timestamp?
I know it's one of the older ones, but not sure which.
It's when Grog finally grew a sweet beard but Vax cut it off. Sorry, I forgot which episode. I believe they just left the under dark and were back at Greyskull if you're referring the pencil moment. I'm probably wrong. Sorry I'm not helpful.
Actually, I know for a fact that phrase "let's set it on fire and see what happens" once have lead to a full party wipe.
Your party or where the gm?
I am interested In this story
reminds me when my GM put my party up against a giant carnivorous plant. So I lit it on fire by throwing a flask of alchemists fire onto it. The plant caught fire.........and so did the surrounding forest. Turns out not only did I burn the plant and forest down, but an Elven village as well. But it seemed like a good idea at the time.
@@XtremeXC29 "consequences"
You know, it’s a strange “this is a game” moment when you realize that logically the vestiges *should* get easier to get as they’re utilizing more and more vestiges to aid in their quest. But it seems like every fight is just within their grasp. So if they’d have gone for them in a different order they’d surely be dead.
Well yes but also no why should they get easier in the real world? Some things are more difficult than others in the real world too and while having more tools is obviously helpful that just means they would have been even MORE screwed without them. I think even from day one when they heard about certain ones, like the staff in the abyss or the plate armor in the city of brass they were like O K A Y we'll save those for later lol. Whereas the dagger (Whisper) or the bow (Fenthras) seemed more attainable. Certain ones had an implied DO NOT DO THIS NOW YOU WILL DIE sticker on them right at the start lol.
So while of course it's a game mechanic, everything is a game mechanic technically. This doesn't break the logic or the theater of the world he's built for me.
@@mayaenglish5424 They should envcounter less and less dangerous thing, because by the logic of DnD, as they level up, their should be less and less being existing in the world capable of threatening them, the frequency at which they encounter real threat should have lessened not remained the same. Them spearheading the war against the chroma conclave kind of imply they are the top dogs on the good side of at least Taldorei, and among the top dogs of the material plane, but they don't feel that strong because the DM always balance the encounter. This feeling is further strengthen by the system they used, 5E has a really squished power scale with proficiency and DC increasing really slowly and only hp really increasing each level. this mean that despite nearing demi god statue they can still be hurt by a bloody commoner, on top of the their vestiges aka allegedly super powerful legendary item crafted for a war between gods. are not that strong mechanically even when awakened or exalted.
1:02:50 Travis being defensive of trinket cuz he knows how much Laura loves her imaginary pet is really cute. They are my favorite celebrity couple.
Mighty Grog Strongjaw, Countess of Febreeze
I kind of wish someone on the team would have remembered the warning from "A Name I Earned" mentioning about how the knowledge of the Vestiges would spread now that they knew about them. I think Matt mentioned it in an awesome way, talking about how ideas and dreams are shared by many in unseen ways.
It's pretty meta since the DM will only let the vestiges come into play once the exposition is granted to the players
Also the fortune teller in this episode tells them the vestige is moving and they better hurry and then they are all surprised when it’s been gone for a week!!! Grrrr.
2:10:42 They were so focused on Thordak nobody noted he'd also said Devo'ssa. xD
Noticed that too. Was rolling my eyes are fucking hard at keyleth through this entire thing.
“The phrase “let’s set it on fire and see what happens” /usually/ doesn’t work out well” ... this from the man who took a kettle of pure sodium and cannonballed into a pool with it to make an explosion (2:45:30ish)
I super super super love how they never asked what the spice was or what it looked like BEFORE they left Whitestone, so now they're just bumbling around being sketchy
They actually did and Jarrett said it was for cooking! But they just read too much into it heh
Taliesin sure knows how to act the asshole in the most amusing manner. It's such fun to watch when he has Percy choose to be snarky and such to the others, and boy did Scanlan bear the brunt of that this time... fusaka tea, fusaka Sand Keg Spirits, and the wake-up call.
Before I started watching these wonderful nerds, I got a hairless cat and named him Vex. Now, as I sit here watching campaign one, I’m having to scream “VEX STOP KNOCKING SHIT OFF THE COUNTER” and giggling as I hear Vex being called through the screen.
1:29:48 Laura says she doesn't know how to spell "chateau", and next campaign Jester's house is called the Lavish Chateau. :)