r/Choosingbeggars "I Only Date Handsome Millionaires"
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- Äas pĆidĂĄn 9. 07. 2024
- r/Choosingbeggars Welcome to the insane world of incel choosing beggar dating! We've got ugly, basic girls who want to date handsome millionaires, and incel neckbeards who want to date supermodel, submissive slaves. And what they offering to these high-value partners? Well, absolutely nothing. They just expect the world to conform to their completely unrealistic expectations because that's what choosing beggars always do.
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"Sneaky Snitch" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
License: CC By Attribution 3.0 - Komedie
Must subscribe to my channel. NO EXCEPTIONS!
NEVERđ€!!! MWAHAHAHAHA
Ok, sure man.
Aight bet.
I will for a heart â€
Sure lol
Nope, Oklahoma at that time averages in the â50âs. If sheâs counting on the â70âs she will be sorely disappointed!
Exactly the highest itâll get is maybe around 69 if weâre lucky but the 70âs? No way, thatâs spring weather if she wants December to be in the 70âs move to California Hawaii or maybe Texas
Really? I live in Florida and it averages around 45 degrees in winter. Hasnât snowed here since 1989.
@@mikesimon777 really I live in South Florida and around December it's usually around 70s we rarely get to the mid 80s.
Right? She's either delusional or happens to live in some weird pocket of Oklahoma where the temperature is always obtuse.
I live on the Mississippi Gulf Coast and we may get in the 60's in December.
"Take it or leave it!"
"I'll leave it."
"Wait no that's not how this is supposed to work!"
"Cute cat"
-me
"You're supposed to TAKE IT and give me the things for the price i asked for'
They always say that like they're playing their king, forgetting that the other person holds all the aces.
"No. that's not how you're supposed to play the game."
It never fails to make me smile how many people don't understand that "take it or leave it" is supposed to be a threat when you're bargaining from STRENGTH not when you're begging for a favour. I've only used "take it or leave it" 4 times in my life and it worked all 4 times. The reason it worked was because the other person was desperate to get rid of their goods and at least get SOMETHING for them.
"Has to be super smart"
"No arguing"
Um... In my experience, I find these traits to be mutually exclusive.
yes
Definitely "super smart" and "flat earther" are mutually exclusive.
"Has to be super smart but not question my stupid beliefs."
I've seen high schoolers dunk on flat earthers. They are all terminally stupid.
CB: I'm looking for a super smart Flat-Earther.
Me: Well, that narrows it down to 0 people.
holup
There is being picky, and then there is logically mutually exclusive.
Bridesmaid story: the bride should rent mannequins because that's what she wants at her wedding.
Unfortunately, mannequins are typically a size 3, so her damn dresses will look like potato sacks. I'm rooting for Father Sky to sleet on her sorry ass and Mother Earth to to deliver an earthquake. đ€Ł
Mannequins won't pay to attend
@@raquelwinter Smart dummies!!!đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
no Mannequins are still to fat.
Shje should hire a artist who can make wire statues
My guess is just the immediate family is attending
I love when people say âtake it or leave itâ and get mad when people âleave itâ
âFive dollars! Take it or leave it!â
âIâll leave it.â
*shocked Pikachu face*
âYou werenât supposed to do that!â
r/maliciouscompliance
âNANI?!?!â
It's basically a trick to enforce FOMO
Thing is, if you don't have anything exclusive to offer, there's no FOMO you can generate.
"If you're not size 8, you'd better hit the gym."
Umm, what if you're size 4?
Welp, better grab and eat some snacks! XD jk jk
" better start gulping those burgers " OR something like that ig
not my words but hypothetically the lady's words
Go to McDonaldâs twice that should do it
@@themadfamliy9304 đ
On one hand I can understand that the one woman wants her wedding to be perfect, but on the other hand her demands are batshit insane! Especially asking everyone to donate 500 bucks
Well what I thought was hilarious was she mentioned that the flower girl was only going to throw the petals then her parents would take her away!
Sheâs super fun, I can tell!
In my opinion, I tought it was a normal list (except the size number 8) until Rslash readed the part of the 500$... Yeah, that broke everything up
"I don't like: Therapy"
Yes, no surprises here!
when he said "judgemental" i laughed so hard.
I don't think he needs therapy he needs a straitjacket because he vary crazy
Heâs horrifying ngl
How much you wanna bet he believes Trump won 2020?
I am thinking she tried therapy...didnt work so no wonder she doesnt like it.
He has attention to detail. Also says hes looking for "a easy job" and not "an easy job"
ah yes.
Very derail otiented
It would be funny if the guy got a reply that said ..... We thought you would have been a great candidate for this job but then we saw that you said a instead of an so we will pass.
He didnât even have correct grammar, punctuation and probably spelling
It takes too much strength to add that pesky ânâ.
So youtuber but not a youtuber
Woman: No misogynistic men
Also woman: I will not date fat guys.
Must be 6'1 or taller
Must make 100,000
Completely intact hairline.
Hahaha. GTFO.
"I don't like judgemental people"...while he's judging practically the entire world lol.
"I don't like therapy." I can only guess that's because everyone he's ever met told him he needed it.
That or he went once and couldnât handle his own emotions so now he hates it
I doubt that his own mother cares for him at this point
@@Takokujin07 if he went then the therapist probably told him that he has problems and needs to tone down and etc and he didn't like it lol
And I hope that post is from an ancient screenshot. The biggest red flag is whether this guy still uses Skype in 2021
Oof sounds like my ex
Point 5: Must have all of his teeth. Shoot, my three wisdom teeth were removed, so there goes my chance...
I was born with a tooth missing, so I'm out aswell...
My teeth structure meant I was born with an odd number of teeth on the bottom jaw which means I am out as well
I'm a girl, so I've been out from the start đ€Ș
I just pulled my teeth out so that there isn't even a chance.
Darn I guess I donât count since I donât have baby teeth
i like how rSlash can make every single type of voice you imagine.
he can make a Karen voice, slight womanly voice, old man voice
can we like, appreciate that damn talent?
The best part is I know who _not_ to root for. When that whiney voice sounds it's not our hero/ine!
God dude The roommate one, that gave me whiplash from how fast he went from completely normal to absolutely insane.
Bruh if I was a bridesmaid and then was told I was expected to get hair extensions/cut my hair shoulder length in order to be a bridesmaid, it would be the quickest nope ever, lol.
Right? Being told I *have* too be size 8 as well... lol, not happening.
@@luvondarox YES!
I could probably even deal with all of this for a good friend, cut hair, get the nail job done, lose some weight, it's her\his special day after all. But paying 500$ for this "honor"? Nah, I'll sit out this one.
I wonder why her best friend wasnât the maid of honor... I bet she didnât meet her requirements đ
Yes.
The Chad with the knives has everything, including the audacity.
Have you ever tried to use horrible knives? I'm guessing he is expecting her to cook and clean too (not written there) and its a pain in the butt to cook with bad knives... DUH those knives are a FAVOR obviously lol
@@Culvey there's a difference between horrible knives, reasonable knives, and awesome knives. Hardly anyone needs awesome knives, most people have reasonable knives, students hade horrible knives.
A reasonable knife will still gut Mr Audacity.
@@Culvey or its a scare tactic "If you dont Obey me i will Cut you up"
I saw a POF profile awhile back that made me laugh. The chick had like 45 rudely written requirements, mostly "no fat guys" "must be wealthy" "no dads" type stuff, but her profile said she was a high school dropout, unemployed single mother, smoker, and she was easily 300lbs in her pic
Lol, the guy saying he doesnât like judgmental people whilst being judgemental is incredible irony đđ
For that bridezilla....her "bestie" isn't in the wedding because she is part native American and her skin is to dark! I couldn't believe it when I saw that
Yeah I would not be going to that wedding. But then again I would never be invited because I would never be friends with her. I guess maybe if she was a relative or something. Fortunately most of my family are the type to just run off and get married without even telling anybody, LOL
Holy crap... and I was just boggled about anyone who would plan their wedding for that long. When I got to college I found out my roommates had been planning their ideal weddings for years and I thought they were nuts. I gave thought to the kind of man I hoped to marry but who cared what I wore? And bridesmaids? What are those for?
But to sacrifice a friendship for an aesthetic... wow. And racist. No way is that friendship gonna last.
Holyyyyy fuck
That is so much worse than I ever expected
Just yikes
@@ZenobiaSE right??? I was so disgusted when I was reading everything on reddit
Omfg...I hope her bestie has reconsidered their friendship. That crazy bridezilla bitch doesn't deserve friends. Absolutely disgusting!
âIf youâre not a size 8 I recommend hitting the gymâ
Me whoâs a size 00: đđđ
Just eat like, 50 tubs of ice cream. Duh.
I had the impression that Women's sizes vary massively between clothes shops, correct me if I'm wrong.
I like men's pants sizes here, it's pretty universal. ??inch x ??inch (first number is waist, second is inseam)
@@Nope148 Everyoneâs perception of size does vary but if different countries are not concerned, I wouldnât say âmassively.â
Iâm a 00 to 0. Yes, there is some variation depending on designer, but not drastically. Iâm not bulking up to an 8 for anyone LOL!
@@skylarp8689 I was a size 8 once when I was younger. I was also under huge stress and felt sick all the time. Not the best size for my 5'8" self. 10 - 12 looked nice on me, though.
16:00 Op should have ended by saying âand the amount of people who whould want to date you ends up to be 0.â
12:17 That is such a kindness to those who serve our country.
Sheâs been planning this wedding since she was in diapers? She sounds like that wasnât so long ago.
Underrated
She'll need some milk for that burn.
So thats how you talk to these ladies you just exploit our flaws and insecurities all over you tube and wonder why wealthy bachelors get stuck living alone?
Just wait dude your day will come were you need them.too. Aging is apart of life try not to make it worse. Deal with it.
Princess Annabelle
Your name says it all. Sounds like someone else has been planning her own royal wedding since she could put a tiara on her head.
@@princessannabelle4524 he is literally telling that she expects people to buy her alot of things to attend her wedding
I love that everyone has to be size 8, it would be hilarious if I was in the wedding party. As a small person with quite short legs, am I supposed to... get taller? Even if I hit the gym and get SO MF BUFF that I can fill out the dress, itâs going to drag on the damn floor. So youâre gonna have a tiny buff person in 6+ inch heels, definitely a funny image to picture.
You could stand in stilts, although that might make you look like you have legs that go for days
@@Tom-dg6pg hey I mean, thatâs a welcome change for one day:â) sheâd have some great bridesmaid pictures for sure
How dare you? You must grow! /s
I was thinking I have the exact opposite problem! I'm 5'10 and a size 14, that thing would be a crop top on me!
Or a short person who is at a healthy weight but is a size xxs, xs or something so she needs to get fat af for the wedding lmaoo
10:00 this is really why people judge people what watch anime,because of this kind of people, like damn, even a creep would be a better person rather than this guy
Love how RSlash starts his voice like normal but as they get more and more entitled he slowly transitions into his Kevin/Karen voice that what you call a professional
"Didn't Texas just have a huge snowstorm?" Yes, yes we did.
We all literally almost died
NOTED
*Laughs in Minnesotan*
Yeah, we were without power and heat for a while. I even heard many people here died of hypothermia. It was just an awful situation.
@@fionna_cool_girl there was a man in my town who lived on a school bus and lost power to it and literally froze in the middle of the night
Apparently the bride's best friend (who she has an 'understanding' with) isn't in the bridal party because she's Native American and her skin is too dark and wouldn't suit the look she was going for! rSlash I was waiting for you to tear this poor excuse of a human a new one over this!
sounds like a wedding no one should go to let alone her.
As a makeup artist, you'd be surprised how often this happens with too light or too dark skin tones, hair color, eye color. It's absolutely bizarre
Wtf
Why, that saved her best friend the embarrassment of declining the invite
i feel sorry for the dude marrying her
"He must NOT have access to firearms or weapons!"
Well, he has to protect himself somehow.
It sounds like sheâs a Wendigo and wants a easy unarmed victim. Like even if you have a Bruce Wayne stance on guns youâll still grab a mp5 just to survive her clutches and I think thatâs hilarious lmao đ€Ł.......... but she never said anything about holy water đ€
I was honestly shocked about the Veterans part. Like, who doesn't want a badass as a dating partner?
@@HipsterDog-do3mm What got me was the first responders. I've heard of people's hatred of the military (tho I don't understand taking that out on individual soldiers), and obviously the hatred of cops as well. But who the fuck hates firefighters and emts? When were they ever apart of a nationwide controversy?
@@HipsterDog-do3mm Have you heard of religious beliefs? Christians are not supposed to date people who have been in the military, and anyway, people who have been in the military have a lot of baggage with them
Anyway, I totally understand where she was coming from in most of the post, so I do not understand why this is on Reddit.
@@lillysparrow So what happens if you're Christian in the military? And the only Christians I know who are against the military and it's veterans are Jehovah Witnesses. And even then she included FBI, CIA, ambulance, cops, and firefighters (first responders in general). So this makes even less sense.
So, that anime guy is demanding his match not be âjudgmentalâ, but gave off a whole list of things he finds undesirable.
"It's December and yeah its typically cold but this is Oklahoma and usually sunny and 70 degrees" Uhhh... no? My sister lives in Oklahoma and was complaining about snow in NOVEMBER. I think she's mistaken OK for CA...
Or FL
CA is usually 40°-50°F (~5°-10°C) with rain, so probably Hawaii or something.
In some places in Oklahoma, you can occasionally get shorts weather in winter, but occasionally is the key word here.
@@gaxalee7392 Yeah, but you can also occasionally get snow in the Central Valley (CA), but that only happens every 10 years at most.
@@wta1518 Yeah, so unless sheâs going to one of the really unheard of areas of Oklahoma, the likelihood of her getting that 70 weather is less than 20%.
"No judgmental people! No therapy! No antisocial! Must like anime!"
Translation: "I'm the one who will do all the judging in this relationship, am not open for compromise or admitting I have problems that need help, and own at least one (1) body pillow with some generic anime girl on it and will insist on sleeping with it every night."
I'm like 6 of the things that guy doesn't like and am a supporter of another 2. And I hate anime lol. I should track him down, I think we'll really hit it off famously đđ€Ł
God, what a douche bag he must be!
@@nicholedawn7481 lol, I didn't realize this until just now, but I bet he gatekeeps with the anime, like... if she's into series he doesn't personally like, she's a fake fan.
and if the body pillow is a deal breaker, you're looking for reasons to be anti-social
Besides the part that I'm not interesting in having a relationship, I wouldn't judge if they had a non generic anime girl body pillow
@@nicholedawn7481 I counted supporting 2 are 4 and are friends with 4 of the things on that list
Reading all those dating-requirements makes me sick! It scares me that some people are so shallow
It's one way to dodge a bullet.
One of the reasons i'm staying single.
it's beautiful when someone waves their red flags for you to see before you get involved with them haha
I would love it if when that lady's wedding rolls around that her and her husband were the only people to show up.
Or no one arrives. Not even her husband
@@SifGreyfang Yeah, the groom should definitely give it a miss. Imagine being married to THAT.
"Super funny"
Prove it
"Smart and looking for a flat earther partner"
Not gonna lie, that was super funny.
And don't forget "Never talk back" and "Do whatever I say". That sounds like a great date, right? ;-)
I wonder what she means by "Body count can't be higher than one". Must there be someone dead? Or how is it meant?
@@04279 does she mean sexual partners by the body count as one?
That's the only thing I could think of. And that took me a while to come to that idea.
@@missshady1760 This actually makes sense. This could be. Thank you.
I wonder if her "bridesmaids" or guests actually paid the "donation"
I'm curious if the guests bailed out cuz the "donation" was too expensive...
I take it the guests were also required to buy expensive gifts for the bride?
Hey man, I have Anxiety and it is very difficult to sleep at night but whenever I play your videos and just hear you tell stories, it clears my mind and helps me sleep at night. Thank you for your contents. Keep it up homie! No homo.
"...HAS TO BE A FLAT EARTHER (I dont like arguing)"
Yea, I reckon you donÂŽt like arguing
Probably explains the body count... lol
@@jordansean18 Nah, she wants a genius, good looking guy who acts like her doormat, that's bound to turn off most guys.
A flat earther who is super smart. đ€ That's an oxymoron.
@@ImNotaRussianBot dont judge people on their believes.
Also, she is Latina, so thatâs a hard pass. And before yâall say anything, Iâm Latino and Latina are to, well, date one and see
Oklahoma kid here, HELL NO. The weather in Oklahoma during winter hits like the teens, (Fahrenheit) there's no way it'd even reach half of 75°
Is it just me or does 'Oklahoma kid' sound kinda like a cowboy nickname?
Lol it does... you're to funny!
@@TWGuardian
Yee haw
I live in Minnesota and Idaho has the same temperature but 70 seems like late spring weather. here in Minnesota December is the coldest month of the year and the temperature is around 30 through -30 I hope this was helpful. :D
Oklahoma City was pretty hot back in late November early December around 65-73
Why is it people tend to make demands about weddings and pretend like it's only about one person
I grew up in Texas, moved to Missouri for 15 years then came back. First year and we get a damn freeze and snow by the friggin ocean. People were freaking out because they didn't know how to drive in it. Couldn't figure out why I was out in capris and a light jacket. Lol
If you care so much about the details of a wedding, it shows you care about the wedding more than your future spouse...
Also, what kind of lunatic has planned out the fact that her bridesmaids should all be size 8 so early on as she claims? (exaggerated, methinks, but still)
@@ScooterBond1970 She needs to not have kids I don't need to hear about another gender reveal disaster.
@@ScooterBond1970 I know, what kind of Disney Princess Wedding Hell was she raised on?
âAll of his teethâ
So if your wisdom teeth grew in wrong and you had to have them removed, you better swipe left
Even with teeth I'd argue passing is the better option...
Man that first one... "I'm fit but I don't wanna do physical stuff, I'm good with people but want to be left alone, I'm hard working but I wanna slack off, and I want more money than I'm worth"...
Omfg I love how this is like a themed episode. It's not 100% relationships, but that is just a nice bit of variety
"Looking for a girlfriend who's nonjudgmental, *but no girls who have eating disorders, mental illnesses or antisocial disorders!! Mental illnesses and disorders are just excuses to be antisocial!!"*
Posts: Talk about body counts
Me: Why are we advertising how many murders we've committed?
Same, I'd be worried.
Gotta love the NO EXCEPTIONS girl. She wants a guy who is physically fit but rejects veterans and first responders. Jobs that are filled by people that are usually physically fit.
âDoesnât look at other girls AT ALLâ
Imagine that this lady and some guy have a female child, does he have to just never see his child?
Does it also apply to any female relatives?
âWhy were you looking at that whore?!â
âThatâs my sister!â
âDidnât I say no looking at other women ever?!â
I hope they never go out or he has to go to the hospital. Granted their are male nurses but females are more common.
âDaddy, I need help, Iâve fallen over!â
âIâm sorry lass but because youâre female I cannot look at you or approach youâ
âBut daddy, I need help!â
Probably
"you must be super attractive" and "no buff people" doesn't really work out well together.
@@BigAutisticDaddy Also, whats wrong with people who have been in the military's?
Man, my dating profile doesn't seem so bad anymore. The only "demand" I have is that I'm a car guy, and that you don't have to be into it, but at least accept that I am.
I use to get told my demands were too much. No smoker/ drug use. Sense of humor, and have a job. Being nerdy is a plus.
I grew up with my dad filling my head with car facts and his opinions because he is a car guy. Even though I don't care, I know a lot through osmosis.
@@jennifert8542 You donât want someone to abuse substances? You donât want someone who is unemployed and canât take care of themselves, let alone someone else? You want them to actually be interesting to talk to have similar interests?! THATâS JUST TOO MU-
But really, Iâd like to think of the people in this video as farmers digging through haystacks. Theyâre scraping through each and every crumbled, bent yellowish brown stick in hopes of finding the perfectly straight, shiny needle
whom treats the farmer like royalty, and the worst part of it all they get absolutely nothing in return.
But when they are burdened by the same standards they get caught up in their own self esteem by whining at the expectations society holds against women, and people just need to find every little detail about her beautiful and love her for who she is.
You ask for the bare minimum. They thirst for the fictional characters that are merely a figment of their wildest fantasy. đ
Mine is literally
-have a pulse
-take reasonable care of yourself
-no past infidelity
-a place to stick it in
-not have an untreated Cluster B personality disorder
-not be a knob
@@Nope148 Mine is even simpler. My philosophy has always been to get the prettiest girl I could find that doesn't have a criminal record. Everything else is negotiable at some point.
And if any girls out there are thinking that's way too superficial, let me point out that I'm not rich or good looking enough to date models so there is a very broad spectrum for the prettiest I can find.
I'm in Dallas, Texas and yes that winter storm was CRAZY!! Yet, there are Christmases where we were running around in shorts! Texas weather is UNPREDICTABLE! We have a saying "if you don't like the weather, wait 5 minutes!"
RSlash... as someone who has to deal with that horrible snow storm... I FEEL THAT... anyways love the vids keep it up!!!
Okay, I can't be the only one dying to know just how that Oklahoma lady's wedding actually turned out... I must know.
Yes!!!!!!
Probally the bridesmaids died of hypothermia because they don't have a lot of body fat.
@@catherinelomas318 lmaoooo
"I haven't had good luck finding men..."
Huh, I wonder why-
"...I am looking for a flat earther partner"
WHOOP THERE IT IS!
Looking for a person who watches anime BUT they shouldn't have depression or be anti-social? Good luck finding someone like that :)
Judgmental, much? I have a friend who is smart, accomplished (has her own business), very social, and loves anime.
Duuuddeeee never in my life have I met a woman who is attracted to men who actively dislikes like a man in uniform. I am bamboozled.
I looked up the average temperature of Oklahoma in December. The average high is 50 and the average low os 30. Depending on the time of day the wedding is, it's possible that it will be around the temperature you should keep a refrigerator.
"I don't like judgemental people or people who look for reasons to be antisocial" says the person in a long list of people they judge as they look for reasons to be antisocial.
iâm from oklahoma, and although december isnât our coldest month, our weather ranges from 20-50 degrees fahrenheit. last december we had a huge snow and ice storm that kept us inside for a week. that lady is insane.
"How great of a person you are has no bearing on your score."
Remember that when you're being robbed and gruesomely murdered by that 10, my guy.
Oh my God that would be so awesome and so poetic!
Mentioning his knives isn't a red flag as much as the fact that a good chunk of those 'features' are kitchen related.
Yep. He definitely wants a live-in ho and full-time personal chef.
Cb: needs rich bf
Me: I'll just take anyone at this point
I hope you aren't serious. Do not let your loneliness erase your standards, that's a recipe for an abusive relationship.
Bro had me at food processor but lost me at no ugly chick's đđđ
The guy who wants a girl roommate is literally Dwight from the office.
That crazy Tinder OP after seeing all the math:
"So what you're saying is.... there's a chance?"
I think what' they're saying is, there was a chance, and you turned him down already.
That 1 guy was the one she already ghosted :D
I don't think her ex was the chance... she just wants someone comparable so she wouldn't have to 'sacrifice' anything financially. Of course she would want to keep the lifestyle she was used to.
Yeah, if she figures out how school works and accepts that guy back. Though naturally she wouldn't try to reach out to him, he should come crawling back and begging her to gain a couple brain cells and take him back and be appreciative of her miracle of a human being.
In fairness, that she found one means there's a good chance of being two. It's a classic Poisson distribution problem for entry level probability; "the odds of there being two+ given one exists" is not the same as "the odds of there being two+".
So that Woman is looking for a unicorn. One of those men you only find every once in a while, my question is what does she bring to the table if she has such strict expectations on the guy she wants today?
She, and get this, *_does it with the lights on_* . Needless to say, am pursuing a Bachelors as we speak.
And some of her standards are making it harder on herself. She rejected a guy just because he recently got his Masterâs (which, while not PhD, is still pretty hard) instead of getting it a year ago.
The six pack thing is one of the worst things on the list to me. It is extremely unhealthy to not have a layer of fat over your abs(you have vital organs under there, come on!!). If you see an actor/actress or bodybuilder with visible abs, they are currently filming a role or in competition. They are also severely dehydrated and starving. Visible abs are one of the most unhealthy and unrealistic health/beauty standards the common person has latched onto. If people tried to maintain visible abs, theyâd only live for (I believe) a few months.
@@gaxalee7392 Bobdybuilders, too. They go through strict dieting to achieve their look, but those muscles are functionally worthless.
@@gaxalee7392 i kinda agree. I am into fitness And couple years ago i had a photoshoot in which my abs should be visible. I was starving and didnât drank water for like 20 something hours. Before the shoot. Thats really tough.
I'm always wondering if these brides would still marry if it would be without photos for insta or just flexing fakeness in front of your friends and family.
That first story reminds me of a German Facebook post I saw. A guy was looking for a temporary job before he starts studying the following year. He wanted âŹ50.000,-/year, preferably half-time, no warehouse work, no customer contact and no call-center, also flexible workhours. When someone asked how he can justify it he said that he needs money to finance his lifestyle, since his parents doesn't want to pay for his flat. That he has a good high-school degree, that he is punctual, friendly, motivated and is a student-to-be. When others laughted about it he insulted them and said that he will find something. So much for "friendly".
Welcome to today's Reddit video. Everytime, when "NO EXCEPTIONS!" mentioned, take a drink
Got the shot glass and Kahlua ready đ¶
I WANT TO LIVE
Am drunk
I'm gonna assume it's alcohol because that's what "take a drink" means for me... I've gotten drunk before noon a few times, but that's too much. I have things to do this week and I don't plan on visiting the ER
Ei enÀÀ mulle, kiitos vaan.. đ
Sometimes I think my standards are high and that's part of why I'm single. Then videos like these appear to bring me back to sweet reality
There's nothing wrong with high standards. Everyone should have them. The thing to be careful of is if those standards are superficial. Of course you want to be attracted to the person you date/marry, but she isn't necessarily going to be a stacked, leggy blonde, with neck down alopecia, who really loves making home movies.
Thadude is the definition of antisocial
Free of drugs no exceptions means no caffeine.
@@Dragonmaster0118 Iâm Diabetic (insulin dependent) guess Iâm out LoL
@@meganfenton856 Also knowing when your standards are ridiculous.
When the bride said "size 8" and "hit the gym", my 5'5", 125 lbs (on a good day) suddenly wondered of she'd be trying to force feed me twinkies. đ€Ł
That chick who had that list for her favorite man IS WILD!!!!
What I canât understand is why she immediately turns down any public servant, from firefighters to cops! Sheâs definitely not living in reality, if the rest of her list is any indication!
As my uncle always says, anyone that has a "perfect partner" list isn't looking for real love
So true. The person you go on to fall in love with never looks like how you picture them in your head before you meet them.
It's true, their standards are too high, and even if someone matches all of the requirements, I don't think they'll be the soulmate they're looking for
@@v_2053 Not to mention, would such a person be attracted to them? Probably not
@@ahstiasummers5583 That's what I was thinking. The requirements were so strict that the adonis in question would have had the pick of any girl he wanted, so why would he choose her? Answer - he wouldn't.
My Mum had a friend like that - desperate to get married, but no man was ever good enough. She died a spinster.
"I took care of your stuff, so you can't take it with you," is honestly one of the dumbest CB arguments I've ever seen. To be honest I'm rather impressed that the OPs counter about the car actually got the CB to stop the argument.
What the CB didn't seem to understand is that taking care of the stuff is the price he paid for getting to use it. Washing dishes is the price he paid for getting to use the dishes.
Usually OP's counter would be met with "it's not the same thing!"
The girl with the massive list of requirements is WHY I keep my gun on me. Crazy doesn't listen to reason.
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I always read "whatever bye" as "You've done nothing but make sense, but I am physically incapable of admitting to being wrong."
CB: âI Want Rich GUYS!â
Me: âAny Girl is good enoughâ
Me: Should have a pulse.
I am tired of explaining why I am going to the graveyard with a shovel.
Me:should exist
Me: can also be imaginary
Hope legal age is a requirement as well.
Me: looking for personality because of tired of entitled broke girls
That guy doesnât want judgmental people because he doesnât want them to point out his flaws.
The first post sounded exactly like an acquaintance from high school, then I saw it was posted in southern NH and I realized I might ACTUALLY know this CB.
Oklahoman here. I was roaring with laughter at that bit. Imagine her wedding is blessed with a rare snowfall. Everyone but her would probably love it.
Actually, a security guard job would be the perfect job for that 1st one... the pay depends on the location but it is possible to get that 46000... I was making that at Lucid Motors and graveyard shift is a literal do-nothing job...
Plus, depending on the firm and position, youâd be expected to stay in shape somewhat.
Especially in rich gated communities
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I *wish* Oklahoma was nice and sunny in december. Be prepared for regular 50 and 40 degree weather đ
As a resident of Oklahoma, I can safely say that it does get balm-y for late Fall, early Winter, and CAN hover close to 70. But Oklahoma weather is more random than Mario Party, so literally anything could happen.
"Tell me you're going to die a virgin without telling me you're going to die a virgin."
......I will be 27 next month and I haven't even held a girl's hand.
Happy Early Birthday! đ€
@@myheartismadeofstars Thanks!
Happy early birthday
By choice...?
Happy birthday!
You know a lot of people wish they could take their virginity back so be proud! Weâre birthday month sharers đ happy birthday!
Dude, I was MOST impressed with the "good knives". I've got my own crock-pot, and a food processor. And I have "good knives." Good knives are a HUGE selling point for me. The rest of his nonsense is just that but a person who gets that "good knives" are a selling point may actually have a (1) redeeming quality.
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That dig at flat earthers...... I saw that coming from a mile awayđđđ
The average temps in Oklahoma City in December are 51 high and 30 low.
On that one with Karen outlining her requirements just made me think "Well, at least she put all her red flags for every sane man to see."
Seems to me she's limiting her dating pool to most males at UC Berzerkly.
I also love the ads saying "must not talk back". Those always amuse me. I almost, ALMOST want to answer those ads for S&Gs just to talk back.
I'm a single dude, quite happy alone (after being burned in TWO bad marriages) and I'm willing to troll for amusement on these ridiculous ads.
Have fun đ
as a dude you cant post on fds xD the ban you in 2 seconds cause no dicks allowed ...
They have to be from Texas. So, no Cali peeps.
You should post your trolling adventures somewhere online, I would absolutely give you a follow to read those hilarious encounters!
@@ZombieSazza It's more of a spur of the moment thing if I happen to see it and not very often. Sometimes, it's just fun to read the ads and laugh.
Although, I've considered getting on tinder for the giggles. I mean, I'm 54 and just past the whole dating thing. But, I'll have to remember to preserve the few interactions going forward.
"Body count can't be higher than one."
Does that mean she's killed someone?
Sexual partners. My other half asked the same question.
Maybe she's referring to kids from a prior relationship?
Everyone I know is one body per person but maybe America is different?
@@joshduthie3401 they do say we're all fat here in 'Murika đ
I know right? Though considering the sheer amount of red flags in that post I would not be surprised
I have first-hand experienced Oklahoma winters, and even when it doesn't snow, it's still too cold to have an outdoor wedding.
Yeah, over in my area of Texas we call it the âGreat Freezeâ or âHell in reverseâ
The dude saying he doesnât like therapy severely needs one
No s**t, his bio said
"insult me once and you're out of my life" like- (ăĆ-Ćă)
And he curse so much, I don't think my online friend would be comfortable around that guy
[He (my online friend) dislike cursing but sometimes it kinda just goes out lol. He was kinda the reason I tone down my cursing, I curse a lot before]
Yea, Texas had a snowstorm in February, at my house we had to melt snow to get usable water. We would use pitchers of water to flush the toilets. Schools were shut down, and we couldnât take baths or showers for a hot minute. So yeah 70° in Oklahoma is a bit weird.
oklahoma is most definitely not 70° and sunny in december đ sometimes we hit 50-60° but most decembers are a windy and humid 20-40°
Lol that lady is gonna have a hard wake up call when sheâs 50 and single
At least all the cats will get homes.