6/10 overall, it was funny but its not THAT funny. Needed more set up and less dead space in his delivery. A good 10/10 joke has you laughing hard during the set up and even harder at the punch line. Like that black dude named josh, forgot his last name but his elmo bit and komander jokes were hysterical.
@@dfed324 won’t lie…pedophiles are the one thing everyone gonna agree on to attack on sight. Lmaoooooo…like everyone has a kid or knows a kid or was a kid and the THOUGHT of someone hurting a child brings everyone together in righteous fury
@@theragemachineau3855 * hears "the halls of Montezuma * just outside, wall crashes down as the music begins to blare and an m1 Abrams turns its gun to the comedian. Too much?... ohh should I call off the A10 Close air support?
It's an observation anyone who's chronically online has seen before, but the delivery with fear and panic leading up to the punchline is so funny and makes it really fun to watch.
I'm not. Yes, I end up being targeted as a pervert for saying "13yo and 17yo is not pedophilia". I'm sacrificing my patience and hope in mankind, but I can't stand when people say incorrect stuff.
@@tibormalinsky8751I hope you add the whole that it is still wrong at the end because otherwise of course people would think you're trying to justify it lol
@@Rella-rellai it doesnt make any sense. Me, explaining what pedophilia is, is on the same level like being grammar nazi. I'm correcting people, not justifying
Well then technically a predator-esque type movie in the romantic ephebophile genre won an oscar in the past couple of years. Something something *by your name*
Such a great performance. and the way he lingers right before the punchline and allows the crowd to gradually see where he's going. shit is perfection!
More like the crowd has self control enough to listen to his explanation first lol. R Kelly is a very touchy subject and normally he would've been shut down in 0.01 seconds
@@CabronPR Judge : “And that is an underage sexual engagement, and it is clear in the transcript in which the defendant did engage in those activit~” Saul : “No, no, your honor. The prosecutor filed a charge against my client on pedophilia. Pedophilia, mind you, your honor. In New Mexico law book, section something-something, it is clear that pedophilia refers to an individual who is attracted to someone that is pre-pubescent. In which the prosecutor isn’t. Making my client is not a pedophile. Thus the charges won’t stick.”
@@plebulusi think it’s because they are usually persistent, and sometimes they tend to “talk before think” whereas a person without that disorder usually thinks what they want to say
@@Julieehdz1 No, you're thinking of ADHD, which is characterized by impulsivity. Autism is (primarily) a communication/social skills disorder, so someone who has autism may not be able to understand the social cues or intricacies of communication to understand why it's not great to explain the distinction. Autism is a communication impairment, but it also sometimes comes with other symptoms like sensory issues. Note, however that while someone with autism may appear indifferent and/or unempathic, it's almost certainly not the case; instead, the autist may not react because they can't necessarily read body language. I know all this because I have both ADHD and Autism (among other things, yay me -_-)
@@HeosphorosSword well yeah, I know the difference I’m just not great giving examples 😅, although I thank you for making clear the difference for those who actually don’t know.
Yeah, actually he stole it, and it was much much better in the original. I just can't seem to remember who it was. I'll try to Google it. Now, how do you Google it without triggering the Google pedophile alert? 🤔
@@DrDomichthere arent that many people that used this joke. I looked up hebephile comedian joke. All i got was a reddit post and this guy. This guy's joke dates back further than anything that was relevant so idk
@@ephemeral5298 no, it was recently, I'll try to find it and post a link. I've seen it in some short or CZcams clip a few months ago, and it was done perfectly.
@@quandaviousvonheadsonzingl6453 The worst part of that show is that most of them got slaps on the wrist because of several reasons like they never talked to minors only woman pretending to be, they showed up with intent but were stopped before any crime, and honestly it really sucks. So the only thing that show did good was prove to and show us that we need to be more vigilant on our child's lives and talk to them regularly on the dangers of both the internet and strangers. But raising awareness is quite important so it wasn't a waste at least.
Same way you can’t explain that there is indeed a side of only fans where legitimate artistic people are trying to sell their work without sounding like a pervert that gets in there to watch smut 😂😂
I’ve fallen down that (not this specific one) Wikipedia rabbit hole before. You start on one article then you click on a link that takes you to something new and the cycle continues
I'm one of those people where, if I learn there's a distinction between specific terms, I like to make use of that knowledge. This is one area that I quickly learned to not be specific about lol.
That's because we falsely do not give the other two terms the same weight when in reality there is not much of a moral distinction. It hardly matters which of the three terms apply to, you're not a worse or better person regardless. But judging others for having or spreading knowledge is horrible behaviour.
@Anja Fröhlich I agree. I don't blame people for spreading knowledge. I just think we also have to mention that children have sometimes been seen as deserving of these crimes depending on how old they are, and some genuinely feel like it's only bad if the child is prepubescent, so I think because of that, and because sane people actually have morals, we just started labeling everyone of the shitbags as a pedophile to get the point across. And to be honest, most of them probably are too. Except for those guys who are solely attracted to like 17 year Olds, the ones who are also attracted to 14 year Olds? I would put being attracted to kindergarteners past them honestly.
@@noelle2654 of course, all of it is indeed terrible. and it def fkks with your head. hard to say if it's worse when you are younger and don't fully understand what's happening, versus a little older and kind of do. i'm grateful that my memory at 4 yrs old is pretty shoddy. what i do remember just cuts off. idk i guess there's a few cases where you have younger individuals actively seeking out sexual relations and sometimes that's with older people. i see that as a form of consent (even tho kids are NOT good at making informed decisions.... and arguably neither are teenagers or anyone under 22.). but then there's the kids who get stalked, hounded, oppressed.... and that sort of thing, kid OR adult, is horrific. any form of forced relations of any kind is the WORST. why are there so many f'd up people out there? : (
@@bsarioz agreed and we have become far too guilty of that in America and really just the world over. There is a difference between rubbish and garbage. Irregardless is not a word. Redundant cannot supplement the word repetitious. And people have literally removed the point of the word literally by getting the dictionary people to include the way it is commonly misused which is “ figuratively“ The thing that kills me the most and it only barely is attachable here… People who say that we live in a democracy or that we fight for democracy defend democracy yadda, here in America. We have never been a democracy ,not ever.(constitutional republic) democracies usually lead to dictatorship or anarchy. How people buy into that idea and whyfew ppl loudly criticize people for saying it is beyond me
@@mrspicolli Democracy is an elastic concept and not whatever black and white concept you imagine. Yes, we are a Constitutional Republic but at the same time too those representatives derive power from a democratic electorate. Also, there is no evidence of a democracy contributing to a dictatorship unless you intend to mean the orange goon who stole confidential documents.
I once tried to explain the difference between a nerd and a geek to a friend, and true enough it was hard to do it without sounding like one or the other 😅
@@herculesmclovin one will say that it's mass times acceleration (or another definition), the other will say that it's the base of the magic system in star wars Now this comment makes me look like both a nerd, a geek, and stupid
@@potatowellcox8870 I once dated a 31 year old when I'd just turned 19 and I was fine with it then and I'm fine with it now. I knew what I was doing and managed to leave the relationship when I wanted to without being manipulated etc., and I had a life at the time. Is it really that much of a taboo?
@@iGaveLiaHIV that's always a classic style. Responding to the groans is like saying "I know you hate this, but you paid to be here so bear with me. Trust me. I wouldn't be taking us on this journey if it wasn't worth it."
Love the dudes body language and stuff he adds in the middle of his jokes! (Hold on I promise this will go well) stuff like that! His diction and annunciation body animation. Delivery impeccable
Definitely, I don’t know if this in the right context but I remembered my friend was catholic and she was like are you stalking me how do you know that.
@fpsgames8188 that's gay as fuckkk where do you live i looked it up and its up to 17 not 19 that would be nuts if its not bad enough already we should be adults at 15 or 16 at the most if not way younger like after puberty it would benefit us all we would learn soooooooo much more by the time we get to 18 rather then be brain washed into thinking we don't have the right to make are own choices litterly babying us then we turn 18 and we get out of the house and are like wtf do we do it litterly fucks us I swear I almost believe they make us minors to make sure they waste all of the best years of learning wasting are lives in school are brains learn the most by far better up until we are 18 so they just waste are life
@@Nate101Dawg I know it was a joke, hence the laughing emoji. My response was also a continuation of the joke. I edited my response to add the second "TECHNICALLY" in capital letters, to mimic the emphasis by the comedian in the original video. Pretty sure we are all in agreement with the punch line of the video. 👍
@Khaliil bin Ammar "Teen age" ..... Thir-teen, Four-teen, Fifth-teen..... any number that ends in teen......? There isn't a Telve-teen or ten-teen in case you're trying to size yourself up.
Lol i know what a teenager is yall.... the joke was a reference from an interview when the interview asked R Kelly do you like teenage girls. And R Kelly replied by asking him that.
I stop to watch this every time I see it and it never gets old. His delivery is perfect, it really couldn't be done better than this. 11/10, I laugh every time, even though I have it memorized at this point.
Kid of sad when you think about it. This fking world where everyone gets offended cause they somehow get satisfaction out getting offended. People actively look for shit to get offended. It is a fking joke people.
@@alehlete830 he probably tried to explain the difference between the different “philes” to someone and thought to himself. “Damn I sound like a pedophile”
@@DeltaKaiNiBlack ppl in 2000- u only want to arrest r Kelly cause he's black! Black ppl in 2016- u didn't arrest r Kelly cause he was attacking black women! Sums up everything.
his ending note makes you realize why he was explaining it that way to begin with and either gives you the ooooooh or outright laughter of the absurdity that he nailed it perfectly
@@wolfdeathnogames5314 lmao, that was me. I was side eyeing him. After his finish, I laughed do damn hard, even though I knew there were separations between adolances, pre pubescent, etc.
@@anotherperson6934 I did not know any of this till he explained it and my first thought before he clarified the makes you sound like a pedo to state this was like why does he know this >.> face and then I bursted out laughing when he said the punchline
Like “bro I’m attracted to OLDER minors, not the young ones”
Well you are'nt a pedophile, technically...
Let's be reasonable
"This comment right here"
Even professionals have standards
@@JonathanGarcia-cc1eg XD
That delivery was IMMACULATE
I like the different emphasis on "technically speaking"
Man it HAD to be...or it would have been a disaster...LOL!Great joke and well told.
Agreed.
6/10 overall, it was funny but its not THAT funny. Needed more set up and less dead space in his delivery. A good 10/10 joke has you laughing hard during the set up and even harder at the punch line. Like that black dude named josh, forgot his last name but his elmo bit and komander jokes were hysterical.
@@migueldelacruz8726 Naw man...a joke about a subject like this...NEEDS those "dead spaces" to ensure distinction and clarity.
"Technically speaking 🤌, TECHNICALLY SPEAKING 🤌🤌"
Itallllllllly
Stop speaking in italy i don't understand you
@@potatokink3318 yeah, Argentine people do that too. Given that they are 40% italian...
@@potatokink3318 is that Spanish 🤣
@@potatokink3318 it's a joke...
I think the way you delivered the joke makes it 10x times better 😂
E
@@EEEEEEEEI’ve seen you before
EEEEEEE@@EEEEEEEE
It's all in the delivery.
💯
I love how he goes "just hear me out" with a bit of a shakey voice almost as if someone was about to pull a second amendment on his face.
"Pull a second amendment on his face"
Lmao 💀💥🔫
Murica 😂
@@dfed324 won’t lie…pedophiles are the one thing everyone gonna agree on to attack on sight. Lmaoooooo…like everyone has a kid or knows a kid or was a kid and the THOUGHT of someone hurting a child brings everyone together in righteous fury
@@theragemachineau3855 * hears "the halls of Montezuma * just outside, wall crashes down as the music begins to blare and an m1 Abrams turns its gun to the comedian. Too much?... ohh should I call off the A10 Close air support?
@@theragemachineau3855 btw there's a translation on your comment that says merica translates to kill it lol
All the best stories start with the "give me one second, just hear me out"
Because then you actually listen
Many of the worst start that way- they already know you don’t even want to hear the b.s. That much “Explaining”=🚩🚩🚩🙉
He could’ve explained it quicker, would’ve made it funnier
"To write a great joke, you have to risk being offensive" i forgot who said that
@@icu3869 hey nobody asked 😁
It's an observation anyone who's chronically online has seen before, but the delivery with fear and panic leading up to the punchline is so funny and makes it really fun to watch.
So all chronically online people are pedophiles then?
Sorry, I meant ephebophiles
or just anybody who has ever interacted with libertarians. sorry, "ephebophiles".
Literally never have seen this anywhere else.
@@Kronos74 Read anime/manga forums.
I think we found one
The discord moderator argument
Ooooof! Savage 💀
“Nah dude I’m into them tier 3 minors”
⚰️
That sounds like a line in a mobile phone app advertisement.
Teir 3? So whens the Legendary Minors come into play cause ive only got 2 Teir 2's and a Ultra Rare on my team
@@ducksongfans i ain’t gonna act like you didn’t say that
what are 18th birthday -12 :01 am called?
“Let me tell you something, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING”
Underrated comment
Listen, Linda!
I heard his panic omg 😂
WAIWAIWAIWAI LET ME TELL U SOMETHIN
HAHAHA YES!
It takes a very special person with a very perfect delivery to pull off a joke like this.
Sorry to mess up your 420 likes 😢
😂😂😂😂😂 so true. I've known of these differences for a while because I read a lot and I'm always afraid to try to explain it. 😂
I'm not. Yes, I end up being targeted as a pervert for saying "13yo and 17yo is not pedophilia". I'm sacrificing my patience and hope in mankind, but I can't stand when people say incorrect stuff.
@@tibormalinsky8751I hope you add the whole that it is still wrong at the end because otherwise of course people would think you're trying to justify it lol
@@Rella-rellai it doesnt make any sense. Me, explaining what pedophilia is, is on the same level like being grammar nazi.
I'm correcting people, not justifying
16+ is okay@@Rella-rellai
@@terrancewood9322no :(
"Your honour, that claim is false, im actually an ephebophile"
Slander!!
Jerry Seinfeld is
Ephebophile is legal in some countries like I am from Pakistan here the legal age is 16 for girls and 18 for boys
@@skysight1553 legal age in some states is 16
@@skysight1553 TF
EW y’all got pedos running your state allowing you to do it to ONLY young girls
“technically speaking🤌🏻…..technically 🤌🏻speaking🫵🏻”
Don’t point at me in that tone of voice 😒
@@jecitivaz3097 the Italian in him was showing💀😂
Well then technically a predator-esque type movie in the romantic ephebophile genre won an oscar in the past couple of years. Something something *by your name*
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Honestly, this might be the best setting to explain the difference
Such a great performance. and the way he lingers right before the punchline and allows the crowd to gradually see where he's going. shit is perfection!
"Nah I aint a pèdophile, thats too young, im only a hephebofile"
Officer this one right here👆
@@georgecabrera9039 😂
In a criminal justice system sexually based offense are…
Hepho what? hippopotamus? that's understandable, man. They're kinda hot
@@twenty-three7194 Bro you’re 23 and saying this what the hell Lmaooo
He’s got a point and he proves another point while explaining his point.
Wait you got a point
Point
That a point I never thought of, thanks for pointing it out
there’s no point, it’s a joke lol
@@ant2290 its a point joke.
The joke was so perfect. And we were all sweating a bit along with him in the discomfort of it all. Thank Hod for the comic relief. 😂
Literally my favorite joke on the Internet right now
I love that he keeps being like no please don’t freak out yet
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Right, That’s part of what made the bit so great.
“Yet.” Lol. You can freak out but just wait till the end! 😂
it's giving taurus, Scorpio 🤣😂💗
FBI check this guys hard drive.
I love how deranged his body language is.
Gives very Dennis vibes
He's like a chimpanzee
SAME
That's a theater kid for you 😂
@@j_the_kid I swear his limbs have their own jokes.
Leo DiCaprio: “this nigga spitting”
Leo doesn't mess with minors. Just the 21-23 year olds.
@@smoothdahustla9729 oh sorry
Paul Walker: “this nigga spitting”
So he is cebophile @@smoothdahustla9729
My English vocabulary just got bigger. Thank you.
THAT PART 💯
I love how much crowd control he had to do just to finish his joke without someone throwing something at him or heckling him. 😆
He didn't that's part of the joke.
@@thepiguy4958 it's funnier if we pretend he had to.
More like the crowd has self control enough to listen to his explanation first lol. R Kelly is a very touchy subject and normally he would've been shut down in 0.01 seconds
@@Ebunoluwa13 and if they shut him down that would be valid too… that nasty man r kelly just so disappointing.
@@LafemmebearMusic what are you gonna do slap him Will Smith?
Like imagine ur friend just says
“Actualyyyy he’s not a pedophile he’s a hebophile”
“That’s them, officer.”
But the wood chipper doesn’t care
@@thecoralcat2247 big bubba in cell block D dgaf lol
Sounds like someone with a Jew fetish
@@eileensnow6153 and then back at the station, "Dammit Smith, you nearly blew your cover again!"
This is literally one of my all time favorite bits. From set-up to punch it was phenomenal. I never skip when the short pops up. 👏🏾
"You like 11 year old girls. I like 10 year old girls. We are not the same."
Oh okay Dude. I aint Mad at you
not at all similar
@@jonathanvanhofwegen5222 but what if a 11 year old girl Likes you
@@rashadjonas229 my brother in Christ?
@@divinesuster yeah
This is definitely some shit Saul Goodman would use in an argument in court cases..
"Your honor, my client is only into girls between the ages of 15-17, so therefore my client isn't a pedophile"
@@CabronPR Judge : “And that is an underage sexual engagement, and it is clear in the transcript in which the defendant did engage in those activit~”
Saul : “No, no, your honor. The prosecutor filed a charge against my client on pedophilia. Pedophilia, mind you, your honor. In New Mexico law book, section something-something, it is clear that pedophilia refers to an individual who is attracted to someone that is pre-pubescent. In which the prosecutor isn’t. Making my client is not a pedophile. Thus the charges won’t stick.”
@@CabronPR that’s true though
Nah, liar liar jim carrey would definitely
@@PilloTheStar I have not thought about that movie for years until now. Thank you🥲
He is like 'hear me out I can explain"' 😂😂😂😂
This is the Joke that got me hooked Gianmarco. 😂😂😂
Same lol!
And now he’s technically a “convicted sex trafficker”
Wait what?
@@mizibelle R. Kelly
@@mizibelle he had a sex dungeon, guy is finished don’t worry about it.
@@Philfan107 i thought he was referring to gianmarco at first LMAO
Why did you put that in quotes though.
“I promise this goes well” was my favorite part lmao
*"I promise this is going somewhere"*
What she sai-
My fav part of the vid was czcams.com/video/jcXK-sPqsL0/video.html tbh
Brave joke. Fantastic delivery.
I think this is my favourite clip of yours. The setup has Norm Macdonald energy. Great Delivery
“Come on bro, I ain’t no pedophile bro.”
(In his mind, he whispered…)
“I’m hebophile bro.”
ㅋㅋㅋ shit got dark real quick
😂😹
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LMFAOOO
That’s exactly what I was thinking
I'm autistic and had been telling people these distinctions for years. You just explained to me why people are uncomfortable with it.
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What does autism have to do with this?
edit: you guys can stop replying I GET IT NOW!!! I HAVE AUTISM TOO!!!!
@@plebulusi think it’s because they are usually persistent, and sometimes they tend to “talk before think” whereas a person without that disorder usually thinks what they want to say
@@Julieehdz1 No, you're thinking of ADHD, which is characterized by impulsivity. Autism is (primarily) a communication/social skills disorder, so someone who has autism may not be able to understand the social cues or intricacies of communication to understand why it's not great to explain the distinction. Autism is a communication impairment, but it also sometimes comes with other symptoms like sensory issues. Note, however that while someone with autism may appear indifferent and/or unempathic, it's almost certainly not the case; instead, the autist may not react because they can't necessarily read body language. I know all this because I have both ADHD and Autism (among other things, yay me -_-)
@@HeosphorosSword well yeah, I know the difference I’m just not great giving examples 😅, although I thank you for making clear the difference for those who actually don’t know.
Totally forgot this was the joke that reeled me into this dude, he's had a pretty great run of material since this blew up.
This is one of my favorite bits I've ever seen
The delivery of this joke is a masterclass
Stolen joke though
@@simonmasset2238 Hold one while I send out an Amber Alert.
Yeah, actually he stole it, and it was much much better in the original. I just can't seem to remember who it was. I'll try to Google it. Now, how do you Google it without triggering the Google pedophile alert? 🤔
@@DrDomichthere arent that many people that used this joke. I looked up hebephile comedian joke. All i got was a reddit post and this guy. This guy's joke dates back further than anything that was relevant so idk
@@ephemeral5298 no, it was recently, I'll try to find it and post a link. I've seen it in some short or CZcams clip a few months ago, and it was done perfectly.
hello, i’m chris hansen and this is how to catch an ephebophile
Doesn't roll off the toungue as well.
@@loudonheimsoth6916still catching them sounds like the cleanest, best pleasure
@@scootza1"cleanest"
Chris Hansen never actually called them "Pedophiles" he always calls them "Predators" which covers all of them basically
@@quandaviousvonheadsonzingl6453
The worst part of that show is that most of them got slaps on the wrist because of several reasons like they never talked to minors only woman pretending to be, they showed up with intent but were stopped before any crime, and honestly it really sucks. So the only thing that show did good was prove to and show us that we need to be more vigilant on our child's lives and talk to them regularly on the dangers of both the internet and strangers. But raising awareness is quite important so it wasn't a waste at least.
I stopped explaining the differnece because always look at me weird when i do.
Same way you can’t explain that there is indeed a side of only fans where legitimate artistic people are trying to sell their work without sounding like a pervert that gets in there to watch smut 😂😂
“Very interesting sir, now face the wall please”
Underrated☠️
Goldddd
Lol'd
🤣🤣
lmao
Exactly. As soon as he started explaining, I got suspicious of him and started wondering how he knew so much about it 😂
I’ve fallen down that (not this specific one) Wikipedia rabbit hole before. You start on one article then you click on a link that takes you to something new and the cycle continues
@@AxelXionSora right I actually learned the difference via Google from a rabbit hole I'm a female and I said who would know that besides "philes"
@@AxelXionSora that's how I found out Dolphins fucking suck
@@AxelXionSora *I learned ephebophile and another term that isn't in this joke from a chat, I already knew about hebe*
Okay but this was explained on criminal minds
Each day... Each passing day... I grow fonder of this magnificent specimen of comedy😂😂❤❤❤
This is one of the best jokes of the generation
He’s masterful with his delivery
🤔🤔🤔
Agree. He figured out a way to make that hilarious. Did a great job on the punchline and used the crowd interfacing to break up the build up
No
FOR PEDOS
@@Aria432 agree.
I'm one of those people where, if I learn there's a distinction between specific terms, I like to make use of that knowledge. This is one area that I quickly learned to not be specific about lol.
Same. This joke made me laugh because I understand.
proving his point.
I point it out every time, idgaf.
@@dm9837 I mean, he ain't wrong...
@@Shade01982 lol I never said anybody was wrong.
I just lowkey binge watched all your shorts and I'm OBSESSED 😂
Bro is the progenitor of "hear me out"
💀literally, because when you start making those distinctions, it starts to sound like "Well at least he's NOT a pedophile" 😭
That's because we falsely do not give the other two terms the same weight when in reality there is not much of a moral distinction. It hardly matters which of the three terms apply to, you're not a worse or better person regardless. But judging others for having or spreading knowledge is horrible behaviour.
@Anja Fröhlich I agree. I don't blame people for spreading knowledge. I just think we also have to mention that children have sometimes been seen as deserving of these crimes depending on how old they are, and some genuinely feel like it's only bad if the child is prepubescent, so I think because of that, and because sane people actually have morals, we just started labeling everyone of the shitbags as a pedophile to get the point across. And to be honest, most of them probably are too. Except for those guys who are solely attracted to like 17 year Olds, the ones who are also attracted to 14 year Olds? I would put being attracted to kindergarteners past them honestly.
young kids always seems worse. i mean, underage is not great. but as the age gets lower, it's more horrifying. single digits especially so.
@@lurklingX right they do seem worse. But we should just generally acknowledge that all of it is terrible.
@@noelle2654 of course, all of it is indeed terrible. and it def fkks with your head. hard to say if it's worse when you are younger and don't fully understand what's happening, versus a little older and kind of do. i'm grateful that my memory at 4 yrs old is pretty shoddy. what i do remember just cuts off.
idk i guess there's a few cases where you have younger individuals actively seeking out sexual relations and sometimes that's with older people. i see that as a form of consent (even tho kids are NOT good at making informed decisions.... and arguably neither are teenagers or anyone under 22.). but then there's the kids who get stalked, hounded, oppressed.... and that sort of thing, kid OR adult, is horrific. any form of forced relations of any kind is the WORST.
why are there so many f'd up people out there? : (
"Your under arrest for being a pedophile"
"Ah-ha! Thats a false arrest!"
"What?"
"I am a Hephobofile"
Someone’s gonna use this in court
(Ok because this has happened two times now I’ll just say this IS A JOKE)
"Aight well you're under arrest for being a Hephobofile."
@@atatsuki. "Aw fu-"
"STOP RESISTING"
You'd only be under arrest for being a child molester, since thought crimes aren't a thing yet.
Sounds like something Saul would say to defend his client for having 10TB of CP
This bit was surgically delivered. LOVED it.
Just saw this guy and already love him😂
As soon as he said "technically speaking--", my fight or flight response was activated.
He's correct. Pedophile is usually a misused term. It's like calling a shoplifter a "pickpocketer". Both are bad, but not the same.
@@bsarioz no. Technically speaking the way he is saying pedophile is lover of feet. He means ped- like pediatrics. Not ped- like pedal.
@@bsarioz agreed and we have become far too guilty of that in America and really just the world over.
There is a difference between rubbish and garbage.
Irregardless is not a word.
Redundant cannot supplement the word repetitious.
And people have literally removed the point of the word literally by getting the dictionary people to include the way it is commonly misused which is “ figuratively“
The thing that kills me the most and it only barely is attachable here… People who say that we live in a democracy or that we fight for democracy defend democracy yadda, here in America.
We have never been a democracy ,not ever.(constitutional republic) democracies usually lead to dictatorship or anarchy.
How people buy into that idea and whyfew ppl loudly criticize people for saying it is beyond me
@@mrspicolli beautifully said👏👏👏
@@mrspicolli Democracy is an elastic concept and not whatever black and white concept you imagine. Yes, we are a Constitutional Republic but at the same time too those representatives derive power from a democratic electorate.
Also, there is no evidence of a democracy contributing to a dictatorship unless you intend to mean the orange goon who stole confidential documents.
I once tried to explain the difference between a nerd and a geek to a friend, and true enough it was hard to do it without sounding like one or the other 😅
That's easy, ask a nerd and a geek what the force is. One will give you the geek answer, the other the nerd answer.
@@altonlucard4317 I need examples 🤷♂️ haha
@@altonlucard4317 This is so on point lol.
@@herculesmclovin one will say that it's mass times acceleration (or another definition), the other will say that it's the base of the magic system in star wars
Now this comment makes me look like both a nerd, a geek, and stupid
@@fulana_de_tal 😂 I appreciate it.. I can see the difference now with each haha
Great joke. It's funny, truthful, and you learn something along the way.. 😂
Excellent delivery!!!! Wow.
I like how they laughed the instant he said
“Now hear me out”
They knew what was coming 😂
Hear*
@@abrahema383 ah right thanks autocorrect
@@bengieDMZ np, wasn't trying to be a douche either
Thats a fake crowd
@@nicolasgarro4180 "Thats a fake crowd" at the end they literally show the people in the fucking crowd
Reminds me of when R Kelly asked “how old” when asked if he was attached to teenagers. Lol 😂
Lol, I remember that! I remember saying to my screen, "Man, what chu mean how old?!" He was trippin'. Lol😂
Lol well 18 and 19 year olds are teenagers
Deadass. Makes you think we played ourselves laughing/being shocked at that moment
@@ballarddionna The answer should be none when you’re in your 30s
@@potatowellcox8870 I once dated a 31 year old when I'd just turned 19 and I was fine with it then and I'm fine with it now. I knew what I was doing and managed to leave the relationship when I wanted to without being manipulated etc., and I had a life at the time. Is it really that much of a taboo?
He almost bombed until the punchline
This video just made my heart melt.
The "I promise this goes well" is my favorite part. This is my kind of joke.
Personally I like the Daniel tosh style. "Hang in there it gets worse before it gets better"
@@iGaveLiaHIV that's always a classic style. Responding to the groans is like saying "I know you hate this, but you paid to be here so bear with me. Trust me. I wouldn't be taking us on this journey if it wasn't worth it."
It's like Sean Locks "if I could being anyone back to life, I'd being Hitler......"
Love the dudes body language and stuff he adds in the middle of his jokes! (Hold on I promise this will go well) stuff like that! His diction and annunciation body animation. Delivery impeccable
He moves like a cartoon character, its hillarious
Omg he does haha 😂😂
For real🤣😂😂🤣
Just noticed 🤣🤣🤣
He is just Italian, my Physics teacher was way worse (I'm morrocan, but was born and still live in Italy)
This is one of my favorite jokes
This shit is perfect man, from the set up to the end delivery, brilliant ❤
Yeah one of them "the more you know the more it bites you back for knowing"
What will, I'm scared
Definitely, I don’t know if this in the right context but I remembered my friend was catholic and she was like are you stalking me how do you know that.
@@kaynor1260 Secrets from the FBI and CIA kick real hard.
Lol🤣🤣
Yeah like ... ever try to explain the difference between Communism and Socialism and Marxism to the wrong group of friends?
Prosecutor: "Can you testify that you are not a ped0phile?"
Predator: "I most certainly can. I am a hebephile."
Judge: "Case dismissed."
Law is different than basic language, lol, but I get your point.
The law dont care what you're attracted to. They care about the people you hurt
@@arronbenit5660 just be real careful not to hurt them then.
That's when we bring out the shotguns right?
This might be surprising to hear, but it’s not illegal to be a pedophile in any of the 50 states
One of my favorite bits ever. Everything about it is flawless lmao
“I’m not a pedo, I just study it”
The fact he had to spend that much time saying "hear me out for a sec" demonstrates that final point.
That was the joke. You just explained the joke.
Esp cuz if you’ve never watched him or don’t know his comedy yet, you’ve already made that jump
Cute pfp
R Kelly
“When you say teenagers how old are we talking ?”
Took me a second. 😂💀
Teen - age. That's technically, TECHNICALLY all the 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, and up to 19.
@fpsgames8188 that's gay as fuckkk where do you live i looked it up and its up to 17 not 19 that would be nuts if its not bad enough already we should be adults at 15 or 16 at the most if not way younger like after puberty it would benefit us all we would learn soooooooo much more by the time we get to 18 rather then be brain washed into thinking we don't have the right to make are own choices litterly babying us then we turn 18 and we get out of the house and are like wtf do we do it litterly fucks us I swear I almost believe they make us minors to make sure they waste all of the best years of learning wasting are lives in school are brains learn the most by far better up until we are 18 so they just waste are life
@@fpsgames8188 It was a joke my guy not a test. You also failed if it was a test you edited your answer ffs.... wtf
@@Nate101Dawg I know it was a joke, hence the laughing emoji.
My response was also a continuation of the joke. I edited my response to add the second "TECHNICALLY" in capital letters, to mimic the emphasis by the comedian in the original video.
Pretty sure we are all in agreement with the punch line of the video. 👍
“18 and over or 16 or under” -R Kelly in his song ‘I like the crotch on you’
Bro, I am not a murderer! He survived, so it's only "attempted" murder!
By definition no, you are not a murderer, and you don't get charged with murder, you get charged with attempted murder.
Perfect delivery. Ive watched this at least 20 times and laughed my ass off every time 😂
"Your honor, im attracted to 18 year olds"
"Okay?" Kicks you out of court
- you didn’t have to cut me off
@@s.s5933 🎵🎶"Change your number like we was nothing. You didn't have stoop so low. .....
@@s.s5933make out like it never happened and that we were nothing
I mean that's actually legal since u are an adult at the age of 18 and can have sex with anyone else above the age of 18.
@@FuryousD Exactly
This is what I call a "perfect joke". The context, the set up and the punch line. It's all beautiful
a “perfect joke” as defined by professional comedians is when no words can be added or taken away to improve said joke.
I wish I hadn’t seen him do this on his Instagram before he tried it live cuz I knew verbatim what he was gonna say 🥲
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I thought the same thing. Honed to perfection in every way. True talent here
A “perfect joke” that was stolen from another comedian
bro was like don’t cancel me yet 🤣
This is one of my favorite jokes. I love the whole “hear me out! Let me explain!” At the beginning
"When you say teen-age how old are we talking?"
@Khaliil bin Ammar "Teen age" ..... Thir-teen, Four-teen, Fifth-teen..... any number that ends in teen......?
There isn't a Telve-teen or ten-teen in case you're trying to size yourself up.
If you make it to 113 years old you can have another 7 teenage years.
🤣🤣🤣
Lol i know what a teenager is yall.... the joke was a reference from an interview when the interview asked R Kelly do you like teenage girls. And R Kelly replied by asking him that.
@@SAGE795 my new goal
Nah whenever your homie says “hear me out” you already know he’s gonna say something vile 😂
Damn I guess that doesn't apply in this case then.
What exactly did he say that was vile?
Whenever he says that it means he's gonna say something reasonable which peer pressure-sensitive idiots object to.
@@omgblastbeatslolthe truth.
@@usmhnah bro some of the shit we say 💀💀💀 there is a reason why the boy's group chat is fucking classified.
I stop to watch this every time I see it and it never gets old. His delivery is perfect, it really couldn't be done better than this. 11/10, I laugh every time, even though I have it memorized at this point.
This was the joke that brought me to Gianmarco and he's now my favorite CZcams comic.
Amazingly handled joke. He was dancing on the knife's edge the whole time, yet he made it look easy!
I’m still stanning 🤞🏾🤞🏾🤞🏾🤣🤣🤣
well said!! that's what i was thinking.
Kid of sad when you think about it. This fking world where everyone gets offended cause they somehow get satisfaction out getting offended. People actively look for shit to get offended. It is a fking joke people.
Those are the best jokes
Bruh this man was a snail on a razor blade for the ENTIRE bit 😂😂😂😂
Bro probably came up with this joke while explaining this, and was like “oh shit I sound like one huh”
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@@alehlete830 he probably tried to explain the difference between the different “philes” to someone and thought to himself. “Damn I sound like a pedophile”
That's how jokes are created, yes
@@justforever96 not always. A lot of these comedians sit down and write shit out instead of letting it flow naturally in convo and reenacting.
He just stole it, the actor for the doctor from hangover made the original joke in a stand up routine
This was the best joke ever made on this topic😂😂😂😂
I love his music still and always will
I legit thought the punchline was gonna be "It's hard to explain the difference to an 8 year old" 💀
Omg lol, dark af
💀🤣💀
You sir are the devil
An even better punchline
💀
He has got a point
1k likes and no replies? U serious?
@@hycraut 1 k likes and 1 reply
Megadeth 🤘🏼
He has a point*
@@yan9491 could you even believe how WRONG you are there?
I was LITERALLY thinking "why did he put so much thought into this 🤨" before the joke landed 😂😂😂
That's flawless delivery right there. It truly is
This just shows how much body language/tone of voice are very important parts of this craft. The delivery is what makes this so great!!
It's over the top to the point of being unfunny
@@DeltaKaiNiBlack ppl in 2000- u only want to arrest r Kelly cause he's black!
Black ppl in 2016- u didn't arrest r Kelly cause he was attacking black women!
Sums up everything.
@@DeltaKaiNiYour comment is negative and unfunny just stop.
@@koolkidyouknowlol hope you’re doing better these days kidd
@@mohammadrahim408 Get help.
He's so right b/c I was side-eyeing all that.
his ending note makes you realize why he was explaining it that way to begin with and either gives you the ooooooh or outright laughter of the absurdity that he nailed it perfectly
@@wolfdeathnogames5314 lmao, that was me. I was side eyeing him. After his finish, I laughed do damn hard, even though I knew there were separations between adolances, pre pubescent, etc.
@@anotherperson6934 I did not know any of this till he explained it and my first thought before he clarified the makes you sound like a pedo to state this was like why does he know this >.> face and then I bursted out laughing when he said the punchline
Who came back to rewatch after the drake updated version?
Dude, I'm sharing this with everyone I know! Get ready for this one, Meemaw 😂
Masterfully done. Goes right to the edge and pulls it back instantly withthe punchline. Engenius!
… you mean, ingenious? 😂
@@rhettman519 Nah, he was probably going for the WiFi brand...
Eingenyus
Engines
Ingenium
"technically speaking-"
audience: funniest shit I've ever heard
They all already knew 😂
Every Disney Channel sitcom ever
Underrated
It started with an “oh no” and ended with laughter
Gotta love vocabulary! Masterfully delivered!😂
Minecraft CZcamsrs explaining that they're not pedophiles after getting caught red-handed grooming 13 year old girls be like.
I don't get it.
@@Flat_Earth_Addydream a Minecraft CZcamsr was caught doing this shit
@@lakshyasingh4114 No. That's not even possible.
@@Flat_Earth_AddyWhat do you mean by that? Also tf is your username
@@lakshyasingh4114Source?