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  • čas přidán 15. 01. 2009
  • Meet the Heavy Weapons Guy, one of nine playable character classes in Team Fortress 2.
    Name: Heavy Weapons Guy
    Role: Defense
    Weapons: Chain Gun / Shotgun / Giant Fists
    Like a hibernating bear, the Heavy appears to be a gentle giant. Also like a bear, confusing his deliberate, sleepy demeanor with gentleness will get you ripped limb from limb. Though he speaks simply and moves with an economy of energy that's often confused with napping, the Heavy isn't dumb, he's not your big friend, and he generally wishes you'd just shut up before he has to make you shut up.
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  • @LawreAnimations
    @LawreAnimations Před rokem +9421

    Canonically to the comics, the director tried in every way to convince Heavy to talk about himself, but eventually gave up because Heavy kept talking about his gun

    • @emtee7138
      @emtee7138 Před 11 měsíci +652

      My favorite part about that comic is how Heavy motions the words as he slowly says that he likes to shoot gun

    • @mariustan9275
      @mariustan9275 Před 10 měsíci +459

      I think it's because Heavy doesn't want to say he has a family he loves dearly in case something ever were to happen to them.

    • @LawreAnimations
      @LawreAnimations Před 10 měsíci +170

      @@mariustan9275 But if I recall correctly, the Director specifically asks him if Heavy actually escaped from a gulag with his family (?)

    • @NicholasVetter-sy8io
      @NicholasVetter-sy8io Před 9 měsíci +87

      The gun *IS* himself. That’s basically all you need to know about Heavy

    • @MisterJohnDoe
      @MisterJohnDoe Před 9 měsíci +112

      "Guns. I like to shoot them. That's all you need to know."

  • @sirblorskii1358
    @sirblorskii1358 Před 3 lety +9541

    How to not pay 400k to fire this weapon:
    Shoot for 11 seconds

  • @wruxiz6104
    @wruxiz6104 Před 9 měsíci +669

    I love how hes portrayed as the dumbest character in the series, aside from maybe soldier, yet you can clearly tell hes a smart guy hes just a man of few words.

    • @nightshadedreams2989
      @nightshadedreams2989 Před 9 měsíci +29

      And those are the kinds of people you have to watch out for, you never know when it will be your last
      At least that's my perspective

    • @Zendar1
      @Zendar1 Před 9 měsíci +17

      He has a phd

    • @I-am-invisible
      @I-am-invisible Před 9 měsíci +42

      He literally has a degree in Russian Literature, Heavy is 101% the smartest character, man's just chaotic good.

    • @clumsypanda7433
      @clumsypanda7433 Před 8 měsíci +7

      ​@@I-am-invisiblewhat about Engineer?

    • @ahmed4363
      @ahmed4363 Před 7 měsíci +13

      ​@@I-am-invisibleengineer and medic are definitely smarter, heavy is more comparable to spy or sniper

  • @_GhostMiner
    @_GhostMiner Před 9 měsíci +945

    0:28 "It costs 400 000$ to develop with this engine for 12 seconds"
    - Unity devs

    • @SantoshSharma-bm6xg
      @SantoshSharma-bm6xg Před 5 měsíci

      It takes 12 seconds for the download tax to make a man bankrupt​@@mammamia4636

    • @NigerianCrusader
      @NigerianCrusader Před 4 měsíci

      AND IT COSTS 400000000 DOLLARS TO VOTE FOR BIDEN CUZ HE SCUKS
      TRUMP 2024🇺🇸

    • @videogamestuff3397
      @videogamestuff3397 Před měsícem +1

      🥚👈

    • @lorantpapp07
      @lorantpapp07 Před měsícem +7

      Thank god they didnt actually do that. A fun fact about the guy who had that idea btw, he was the ceo of EA before getting fired due to being "too greedy". How can you be too greedy for EA?

    • @thundermarkperun1083
      @thundermarkperun1083 Před 18 dny

      LMAO, that's like getting kicked out of hell 🤣

  • @donutstand
    @donutstand Před 7 lety +23155

    Fun Fact: TF2 takes place in 1968, so that means that in today's money it would cost 2.5 Million dollars to fire Sasha for 12 seconds.

    • @biraptor6205
      @biraptor6205 Před 7 lety +2404

      how the hell can heavy afford it?

    • @AMpr0d
      @AMpr0d Před 7 lety +3165

      Paid for by the gov, don't worry about it.

    • @AAhmou
      @AAhmou Před 7 lety +593

      What do you think there is in the wallet?

    • @k0dlak
      @k0dlak Před 7 lety +235

      You guys are really fucking dumb aren't ya?

    • @oliveboi1474
      @oliveboi1474 Před 7 lety +468

      Yay inflation!
      Great way to stimulate the economy right? Right??

  • @kimjaehee9294
    @kimjaehee9294 Před 3 lety +38219

    The dislikes are from the people who think they can outsmart bullet

  • @warningoffensivealsohilarious
    @warningoffensivealsohilarious Před 9 měsíci +1695

    Who's here after watching the voice actor Gary Schwartz reenact this IRL? That guy's a living legend

  • @thesolersystemofgames841
    @thesolersystemofgames841 Před 11 měsíci +106

    "This is weapon"
    "Weighs kilograms"
    "Fires cartridges"
    "Costs dollars"

  • @PieTheWayOriginal
    @PieTheWayOriginal Před 4 lety +6041

    If EA would own tf2: 0:28

  • @KishinAubrey
    @KishinAubrey Před 4 lety +7479

    i like how sincerely the heavy speaks when he's sitting
    he may be a big scary russian man who doesn't speak the best english, but when he's not killing you, he's the wisest, most sincere guy you'll ever see

    • @zamnoyrazvadva3527
      @zamnoyrazvadva3527 Před 4 lety +540

      He's oddly expressive and gentle for a giant murder machine

    • @matematulji
      @matematulji Před 4 lety +473

      In thr comics he's actually pretty much as smart as Spy is (in terms of schooling and PHDs as he had a PHD in Russian Literature)

    • @JamesTheFoxeArt
      @JamesTheFoxeArt Před 4 lety +53

      Agreed

    • @batuhan-g6534
      @batuhan-g6534 Před 4 lety +86

      @@matematulji Im pretty sure Spy is smarter since Spy potentially know every languege.

    • @matematulji
      @matematulji Před 4 lety +289

      @@batuhan-g6534 well obviously Spy is smarter, but Heavy is not that far behind him. If I remember correctly, from smartest to dumbest is:
      1. Medic (11 PHDs)
      2. Engineer (7 PHDs)
      3. Spy
      4. Heavy
      5. Demoman (cause of his insane knowledge of bombs)
      6. Sniper
      7. Scout
      8. Soldier
      And Pyro is unknown. It is argued that Soldier, although an idiot, may be smarter than Scout because he's actually a very impressive strategist, while Scout only has his street smarts.

  • @da_purple_lizard
    @da_purple_lizard Před 11 měsíci +269

    It's amazing how the formats of all "Meet The" videos perfectly reflect each character.
    Heavy and Engineer's videos are very calm and pretty much fit the format of a job interview. They quickly tell the director about themselves and then prove what they just said by demonstrating their skill.
    Sniper's video is closer to an ad, which is fitting, because he's the mercenariest of all mercenaries. Saying cool sounding lines about his job, explaining the importance of it, all on top of having something of a motto with the "Professionals have standarts" line. Plus the music also fits the mood.
    Soldier (R.I.P.) has a motivational speech for his platoon. Bold statements, loud and harsh voice, not meaningful yet powerful lines like the zoo monologue and a montage that shows what a good soldier should be. Jane Doe is trying to act like a military officer, and you know what? He succeeds.
    Scout and Demo are them speaking about their life, their achievements and how they got to this point in life. They treat it not as a job interview, but as a friendly chat, so they tell much more about their backstory. They are both, at their heart, pretty nice people (yep, even scout) so they, naturally, want to tell more about themselves.
    Spy, Medic and Pyro are all very interesting cases. Their videos aren't job interviews or something like that; instead, they are short movies, and every one of them has an easy explanation:
    1. Spy is NEVER supposed to give an interview. He's intended to be a mystery, something hidden from the public's eyes, lurking in the shadows, so, of course, the only way to introduce people to him is just by showing what he does from his enemies' perspective.
    2. Medic also has reasons to keep some information about himself a mystery. His methods of healing? Experiments with humans as subject. His medicine? Wild, unethical and possibly illegal concoctions. Even his status as a medic? Doubted, because he lost his medical license. The only person who he doesn't bother to hide the truth from is Heavy. Again, the best way to get any facts about the Medic is through a documentary about him.
    3. Pyro is physically incapable of telling about himself (I consider him a man). I would never expect someone who lives in a magical rainbow unicorn land with angelic babies to give an interview that even remotely starts to make sense, which is rendered impossible since Pyro is wearing a gas mask. So we're left to guess what he is, just like the other mercenaries, who give us their thoughts.
    This is just genius. The TF2 team is (or was) amazing.
    TL;DR: every "Meet The" video is a masterpiece on all levels.

    • @MajorZero61
      @MajorZero61 Před 8 měsíci +6

      Yeah...once upon a time, Valve gave a shit about this game. The attention to detail in almost everything they did was incredible.

    • @nathaliedumont6256
      @nathaliedumont6256 Před 5 měsíci +1

      I 100% agree, these made my life better.

    • @insertnamehere9718
      @insertnamehere9718 Před 5 měsíci +6

      Don’t forget Meet The Sandvich! Which is shot like a possibly more low-budget sketch because it’s a shitpost!

    • @newturtle3
      @newturtle3 Před 29 dny

      They made one for sandvich
      Best 10th class merc

    • @meatgrindallfascists
      @meatgrindallfascists Před 16 dny

      Please give me an example of Demo or Scout telling much more about their backstory in their Meet the team video

  • @punimarudogaman
    @punimarudogaman Před 9 měsíci +160

    Gosh... it was 14 years ago, and still today, I am impressed by the facial expressions. That excellent animation was so "accurate".

  • @something1135
    @something1135 Před 3 lety +10670

    I like how he starts speaking perfect English when he talks about his gun

    • @kingfriday.
      @kingfriday. Před 3 lety +616

      I believe according to his bio he has a PhD in English literature.

    • @mironmalnasi1417
      @mironmalnasi1417 Před 3 lety +1017

      @@kingfriday. Actually, Russian Literature, but close enough

    • @deadacc6338
      @deadacc6338 Před 3 lety +345

      having a PhD in Russian literature he would know it puts emphasis on his gun being important to him

    • @LucidWeedy
      @LucidWeedy Před 3 lety +272

      This scene in the comics is funny as hell to me because he just keeps insisting on talking about his guns instead of his past lmao

    • @quitequeerquesadilla
      @quitequeerquesadilla Před 3 lety +71

      Only the best for dear Sascha, I suppose

  • @PatgaW609
    @PatgaW609 Před 3 lety +6372

    Bullet in Heavy's hand: an actual bullet
    Bullets in his ammo belt: *Crayola Crayons*

  • @JackHuston-oj9kk
    @JackHuston-oj9kk Před 9 měsíci +91

    Can we just say this: If that gun weighs 150kg (330lbs) that means Heavy can not only lift, but walk and run with a 330 lb minigun without breaking a sweat or even appearing affected.
    Dude's basically walking power armor

    • @brandonszpot8948
      @brandonszpot8948 Před 9 měsíci +11

      He’s carrying a machine gun that would typically only be used on top of a standing tripod.

    • @gabo69420
      @gabo69420 Před 6 měsíci +7

      And boolets too

    • @FurkanKarakoc-io2ld
      @FurkanKarakoc-io2ld Před 4 měsíci +9

      Imagine how fast he could run without the gun

    • @Random_guy788
      @Random_guy788 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Bro is actually Doomguy

    • @LDSG_A_Team
      @LDSG_A_Team Před 3 měsíci +4

      And let's not even get into the ABSURD amount of recoil.....

  • @kelpze
    @kelpze Před rokem +22

    1:04
    “What does a gun fire, heavy?”

    • @Itz_Lumi
      @Itz_Lumi Před 11 dny +2

      My god… don’t tell me there’s more

  • @PlaceHolderHandleOrWhaver
    @PlaceHolderHandleOrWhaver Před 7 lety +13271

    It costs $400,000 to have fun at Disneyland.........for twelve seconds.

  • @DinsRune
    @DinsRune Před rokem +9542

    Heavy's not dumb, he's just straightforward.

  • @randompoorlydrawndragon3076
    @randompoorlydrawndragon3076 Před 9 měsíci +75

    Came back here after seeing "Meet the REAL Heavy", this game truly is a masterpiece

    • @NigerianCrusader
      @NigerianCrusader Před 4 měsíci

      WHAT AVOHT MEET THE TOMMY VERCITTI VICE CITY BETTER TF2

    • @Beltboy
      @Beltboy Před 4 měsíci

      @@NigerianCrusader
      you're really committing to the trolling lmao

  • @jejjohnson
    @jejjohnson Před rokem +37

    “I have yet to meet someone that can outsmart bullet” is unironically one of the most badass phrases ever

    • @Itz_Lumi
      @Itz_Lumi Před 11 dny

      That whole bit goes hard af

  • @djroberto7039
    @djroberto7039 Před 3 lety +4573

    “It costs $400,000 to fire this weapon, for twelve seconds”
    [Music]

    • @noahm5709
      @noahm5709 Před 3 lety +94

      its music to my ears

    • @creeeperr8087
      @creeeperr8087 Před 3 lety +4

      I did the 1 k like

    • @lucosio7363
      @lucosio7363 Před 3 lety +17

      Fun fact to empty all 200 rounds it would cost 77,066,666.7$

    • @Reaperlevii
      @Reaperlevii Před 3 lety +11

      PAUL TOUCHED MY GUN

    • @noahm5709
      @noahm5709 Před 3 lety +2

      @@KnightandDay33 your god damn right

  • @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth
    @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth Před 4 lety +9636

    Heavy canonically has a PHD in Russian Literature.

    • @killerkirby366
      @killerkirby366 Před 4 lety +174

      Well not tehniqLy but valve has bassicly adopted that into his cannon

    • @user-iu4fm5rb8i
      @user-iu4fm5rb8i Před 4 lety +428

      @@thinkingboi9508 It's short for Doctor of Philosophy. It is a degree attainable in any discipline or field of study except for medicine.

    • @CIARUNSITE
      @CIARUNSITE Před 4 lety +26

      And is gay.

    • @basedbattledroid3507
      @basedbattledroid3507 Před 4 lety +269

      So it would be pretty hard to outsmart him.
      Also canonically the Demoman owns two mansions.

    • @Plantify9339
      @Plantify9339 Před 4 lety +162

      @@CIARUNSITE people can outsmart heavy? Maybe... Can they outsmart you? Definitely.

  • @TheMeekster13
    @TheMeekster13 Před 9 měsíci +51

    hi im here to rewatch after the legend himself Gary Schwartz reenacted this.

  • @charliemt761
    @charliemt761 Před 7 měsíci +35

    0:18 something about Heavy proudly describing how Sasha works is oddly satisfying/interesting for some reason lol

    • @Looona_fan
      @Looona_fan Před 6 měsíci +1

      Probably because he started speaking perfect English when he was talking about it, not to mention the amount of detail he added.

    • @charliemt761
      @charliemt761 Před 6 měsíci

      I thought his English was alright through the full thing, but yeah, the amount of detail is oddly satisfying lol @@Looona_fan

  • @LimeAtions
    @LimeAtions Před 3 lety +2559

    5 years later: realizes he is actually saying “cry some more” not some random gibberish

    • @Pixel-xb2df
      @Pixel-xb2df Před 3 lety +38

      More like in his accent

    • @emirtahasararslan7535
      @emirtahasararslan7535 Před 3 lety +32

      i thought it was grab some more

    • @pyrogaming7021
      @pyrogaming7021 Před 3 lety +11

      i thought he said get eye some more

    • @civilwildman
      @civilwildman Před 3 lety +28

      I knew he was saying "Cry Some more!" the first time I ever watched this trailer over a decade ago. I guess my hearing's that good.

    • @upseguest
      @upseguest Před 3 lety +4

      I somehow understanded cry some more the first time i watched this

  • @Mattsimilate
    @Mattsimilate Před 4 lety +32529

    Fun fact: Heavy has a PhD in literature, which technically makes him more of a doctor than the Medic, who lost his medical license.
    Edit: *Russian literature

    • @daleval1567
      @daleval1567 Před 4 lety +3997

      No wonder his sandwich can heal people

    • @skykrasher4475
      @skykrasher4475 Před 4 lety +2533

      I could be wrong but doesn’t Demoman have a degree as well? And Engie has like a million PHDs

    • @Mattsimilate
      @Mattsimilate Před 4 lety +2210

      @@skykrasher4475 I don't know about Demo, he does hold 3 jobs tho. As for Engineer, he has 11 PhD-s.

    • @jolly9966
      @jolly9966 Před 4 lety +817

      If I remember correctly It’s not official cannon but it makes sense, valve didn’t help write anything with poker night at the inventory

    • @kirbyinthereallife4980
      @kirbyinthereallife4980 Před 4 lety +574

      When the patient woke up his skeleton was missing and the doctor was never heard of *AGAIN*

  • @netflixnotnte
    @netflixnotnte Před 9 měsíci +26

    And now, we finally have a live action version of him. Finally.

  • @chefman5167
    @chefman5167 Před 9 měsíci +46

    Who else is here after watching the Meet the Real Heavy?

  • @k8was
    @k8was Před rokem +12202

    Heavy in game: crazed physco sociopath
    Heavy in the lore: a very nice smart family man

    • @jamesshride3158
      @jamesshride3158 Před rokem +359

      Why not both?

    • @megawl2086
      @megawl2086 Před rokem +1114

      He just genuinely loves his job and his family, the problems start when you remember that his job is mowing people down with a giant minigun

    • @ridgetmacaroni7015
      @ridgetmacaroni7015 Před rokem +459

      @@megawl2086 I mean when you consider part of his childhood was spent in a Russian gulag, it's no wonder he's got a couple screws loose

    • @JazzKazoo0930
      @JazzKazoo0930 Před rokem +261

      @Ridget Macaroni honestly heavy is probably one of the most sane mercs, and probably one of the less evil team members. He obviously has no problem laughing while mowing people down with a minigun, but that's about it.

    • @Master_Exploder5000
      @Master_Exploder5000 Před rokem +106

      He's not a sociopath, he just loves a little bit of carnage.

  • @snazztacular
    @snazztacular Před 5 lety +3925

    Heavy has been outsmarting people with bullet for ten whole years now

  • @Terminated_Account
    @Terminated_Account Před 9 měsíci +19

    And now we have the Real life meet the Heavy!

  • @GuerreiroAventureiro
    @GuerreiroAventureiro Před 9 měsíci +18

    14 years later and he did in IRL

  • @lockerhead
    @lockerhead Před 4 lety +14114

    It's been 14 years, and we still don't know who touched his gun.

  • @ashuraahunter
    @ashuraahunter Před 8 lety +17095

    Did anyone notice that the Heavy fires his minigun for *EXACTLY* 12 seconds?

  • @thatoneguy6479
    @thatoneguy6479 Před 4 měsíci +5

    This cinematic is a few months younger than I am. I have been playing team fortress 2 for half of my life, and I love every minute of it

  • @LemarSullivan821
    @LemarSullivan821 Před měsícem +4

    "I've yet to meet person who can outsmart bullet"
    Medic's default ubercharge: hold my Oktoberfest style beer

  • @luchomuchiut3826
    @luchomuchiut3826 Před 4 lety +2394

    Heavy: Laughs
    Subtitles: Music

  • @abirmawi2808
    @abirmawi2808 Před 4 lety +4506

    Heavy: *"oh my god who touched sasha?!"*
    Scout: *chuckles* "I'm in danger"

  • @critch7514
    @critch7514 Před 9 měsíci +8

    After so many years, so many hours watching SFM animations, it's a bit jarring to see Heavy as an actual, unironic 2010s video game mascot.

  • @NeevKul
    @NeevKul Před rokem +33

    Fun fact: the part where heavy uses his gun, he fires it for exactly twelve seconds.

  • @l1quidbeatz46
    @l1quidbeatz46 Před 3 lety +2299

    Heavy: Laughing
    Subtitles: *[Music]*
    I mean, it isn't wrong!

    • @emingozonunde7769
      @emingozonunde7769 Před 3 lety +1

      LMAO

    • @moose200
      @moose200 Před 3 lety +3

      Hey! Remember that guy that said they see you everywhere? Guess whos experiencing that too now?

    • @Obesestrawberry
      @Obesestrawberry Před 3 lety +2

      Finally the subtitles are correct for 1

    • @arthurgabriel4325
      @arthurgabriel4325 Před 3 lety +3

      "Do do doh doooh, odoh doh doh doh COME SING WITH ME! Do doh do doooh dooh!"

    • @bigmac3373
      @bigmac3373 Před 3 lety +2

      His laugh is literally the russian anthem so thats why it says [music]

  • @ianmarti977
    @ianmarti977 Před 4 lety +5971

    Why Valve has treated this game like it doesn’t exist anymore?
    This is Valve’s first youtube video.

    • @Takai05
      @Takai05 Před 4 lety +306

      We have been left behind and forgotten, the glory days of the team are all but a hazy feel of nostalgia and I fear we may never peak again.

    • @AcronymARES
      @AcronymARES Před 4 lety +223

      Valve's putting focus on Half-Life: Alyx until it releases in early 2020. So we're just going to have to be patient, gentlemen.

    • @cubism_2
      @cubism_2 Před 4 lety +5

      I liked this cuz of your picture

    • @noob1saibot2
      @noob1saibot2 Před 4 lety +22

      WHY NO HEAVY UPDATE

    • @disnagburnazog9552
      @disnagburnazog9552 Před 4 lety +22

      just please update VAC no more sniper bots please

  • @difinplays
    @difinplays Před 9 měsíci +8

    dude cant believe that the heavy va has recreated this video IRL. TNX shork

  • @alisonheard9791
    @alisonheard9791 Před 2 měsíci +4

    “Some people think you can outsmart me, maybe, maybe. I’ve yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet”. TF2 heavy

  • @blank2.093
    @blank2.093 Před 2 lety +3772

    Fun fact, Elon Musk with his current networth of 264 Billion could fire Sasha for abour 91 days straight

    • @InquisitorBoomBoom
      @InquisitorBoomBoom Před 2 lety +223

      Barrel broke before the wallet 😂

    • @Feras_Plays
      @Feras_Plays Před 2 lety +96

      That number would be less counting inflation

    • @rosscooke2737
      @rosscooke2737 Před rokem +10

      Nice

    • @ethansanders5706
      @ethansanders5706 Před rokem +5

      Holy crap

    • @Resi1ience
      @Resi1ience Před rokem +185

      Actually, technically, adjusting for inflation, he would be able to fire Sasha for _10_ days straight.
      Which is still 9 days, 23 hours, 59 minutes and 48 seconds longer than anyone has any business firing Sasha for.

  • @electrokyo9684
    @electrokyo9684 Před 3 lety +6147

    Heavy in the comics: has a PhD in Russian Literature, is very smart, and cares for Medic
    Heavy in game: YATATATATATA

    • @jveerf8573
      @jveerf8573 Před 3 lety +217

      Pootispootispootispootis

    • @KYS56
      @KYS56 Před 3 lety +205

      @@jveerf8573 D I S P E N S E R

    • @KYS56
      @KYS56 Před 3 lety +108

      @Bounty Fan 3941 S E N T R Y

    • @Poooti
      @Poooti Před 3 lety +82

      This is my sandwich

    • @Raycherry348
      @Raycherry348 Před 3 lety +50

      CRY FOR SOMEMORE

  • @mohamedboreiy9443
    @mohamedboreiy9443 Před 9 měsíci +17

    After 14 years, the dream became a reality

  • @RandomJohn806
    @RandomJohn806 Před 9 měsíci +17

    Who else is here because the new meet the real heavy video just dropped?

    • @LordTchernobog
      @LordTchernobog Před 9 měsíci +2

      hello there

    • @RandomJohn806
      @RandomJohn806 Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@LordTchernobog hey there my main class is the engineer that means I solve problems

    • @thisdeath
      @thisdeath Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@RandomJohn806 but only practical problems not problems cause that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.

  • @piranhathewise728
    @piranhathewise728 Před 3 lety +2550

    Subtitles:"Paul touched my gun"
    Guys we need to find Paul

    • @bat6353
      @bat6353 Před 3 lety +142

      After all these years, we're gonna get the bastard.

    • @bat6353
      @bat6353 Před 3 lety +18

      @Paul
      czcams.com/video/Q0vG_Q385q0/video.html

    • @dexterjettster3683
      @dexterjettster3683 Před 3 lety +10

      Keep searching bois

    • @Pleuros
      @Pleuros Před 3 lety +21

      We're gonna find him in the Japanese forest dw

    • @AustroStudios2003
      @AustroStudios2003 Před 3 lety +6

      Sacrafice Paul to the heavy

  • @Hotwheels_taste_pretty_good
    @Hotwheels_taste_pretty_good Před 3 lety +2398

    1:06 when that one kid has the battery operated nerf gun

    • @mechanwhal6590
      @mechanwhal6590 Před 3 lety +39

      Flywheel master race!

    • @something1135
      @something1135 Před 3 lety +28

      why those are so expensive

    • @neoncentix
      @neoncentix Před 3 lety +23

      now i know why my family members stopped wanting to have nerf fights with me.

    • @OuredFoster
      @OuredFoster Před 3 lety +41

      *How it FEELS to have a full auto Nerf gun as a kid*

    • @overunder8248
      @overunder8248 Před 3 lety +10

      Titan CS-50 am i right?

  • @justsomeguywithoutamustach4132
    @justsomeguywithoutamustach4132 Před 9 měsíci +6

    pov you just came from the 14 years later and he still got it video of his voice actor

    • @user-sf9gs2pg1b
      @user-sf9gs2pg1b Před 9 měsíci

      yup, I came from that. Know nothing about tf2, never saw this video, and thought that video was the original, lmao... embarrassing, I know. ;-;

  • @stoopidhuman4029
    @stoopidhuman4029 Před 10 měsíci +11

    fun fact: did you know that the emblem on heavy's shoulder was a originally going to be a skull and cross bones, it was a prototype and was only shown in this video, (you can see it the best at 1:14 )

    • @newturtle3
      @newturtle3 Před 29 dny

      I think fists work better
      Skull and crossbones in game mean marked for death and heavies by themselves are walking targets lol

  • @ee8942
    @ee8942 Před 2 lety +20000

    Fun fact: Heavy is actually the second most educated merc. Medic lost his medical license and isn't technically a doctor, and heavy has a PhD in Russian Literature. Engineer, however, has eleven doctorates.

    • @randomguy7395
      @randomguy7395 Před 2 lety +2754

      Losing his medical license implies that he had it at some point, so it's not to say Medic isn't smart. In fact, I'd argue he's at a similar level as Heavy, since he invented the Medi Gun (see Meet the Medic outtakes). He lost it because of the story he told in "Meet the Medic" and probably his overall... demeanor.
      Engie, however, definitely had some spare time on his hands with those degrees.

    • @ee8942
      @ee8942 Před 2 lety +1172

      @@randomguy7395 I agree! I merely find it funny that technically the guy who has voicelines like 'ratatatata' is more educated than the walking mad scientist stereotype.

    • @cardinalskies2785
      @cardinalskies2785 Před 2 lety +413

      Doesn't engineer have 11?

    • @ee8942
      @ee8942 Před 2 lety +352

      @@cardinalskies2785 oh, eleven! sorry, I misremembered the number

    • @KororaPenguin
      @KororaPenguin Před 2 lety +73

      So, someone who'd actually get my joke on why Robert Oak would be a very unwelcome name for a funeral home director (c. f. Dostoevsky's short story "Bobok", which could have made a first-class _Twilight Zone_ episode).

  • @goblinman8179
    @goblinman8179 Před 6 lety +1713

    10 questions science still can't answer!
    Who touched Sasha

  • @chrissyo25
    @chrissyo25 Před 9 měsíci +8

    How nice of Valve to make an animated version of the real heavy! It must feel amazing to have an animated short about yourself. 😊

  • @YesMan5
    @YesMan5 Před 3 měsíci +4

    Paul touched his gun guys
    0:48 ( captions on )

  • @PsychoticFox0120
    @PsychoticFox0120 Před 8 lety +2997

    You have no idea how much I've heard this monologue...

  • @Lgnno10125
    @Lgnno10125 Před 2 lety +5354

    "Some people think they can outsmart me"
    Heavy says with a degree

    • @lincolnisnamedlincoln
      @lincolnisnamedlincoln Před 2 lety +191

      nay, a phd

    • @vibethecat4194
      @vibethecat4194 Před 2 lety +315

      "but I've yet to meet someone who can outsmart bullet"
      Heavy says with a Phd (and a bullet)

    • @hobomike6935
      @hobomike6935 Před rokem +79

      "some people think they can outsmart me. maybe.....(sniff) maybe.... _I have yet to meet one who can outsmart bullet."_
      *literally has crayons in his ammo belt

    • @bozo460
      @bozo460 Před rokem +15

      @@vibethecat4194 i mean if heavy himself can't outsmart bullet then who will?

    • @vibethecat4194
      @vibethecat4194 Před rokem +11

      @@bozo460 the other bullets, duh

  • @skeletial
    @skeletial Před 2 měsíci +2

    Does anyone else just sit down every once in a while and watch the entire meet the team?

  • @MotzKotz3
    @MotzKotz3 Před měsícem +3

    It costs 400 thousand dollars, to have Nintendo Mods uploaded on your Steam workshop.... For 12 seconds

  • @CompetitiveGlueSniffer
    @CompetitiveGlueSniffer Před 4 lety +2999

    Well, here comes the fact, that you didn't probably noticed.
    Heavy says that he didn't met anyone who can outsmart the bullet. This is actually a reference to the Russian phrase ,,on the battlefield, the dumbest is the bullet", and Heavy has a PhD in Russian Literature. He's basically saying that his enemies are more dumb than the bullet.

    • @doskastyle
      @doskastyle Před 4 lety +56

      Omg, you know more than russian like me

    • @CompetitiveGlueSniffer
      @CompetitiveGlueSniffer Před 4 lety +43

      @Solo UnU suario yesh

    • @maomao6023
      @maomao6023 Před 4 lety +26

      I mean... blue soldier exists

    • @technoscrap
      @technoscrap Před 4 lety +30

      I'm pretty sure the entire phrase is basically that a bayonet was better that a bullet because of the bad accuracy of muskets.

    • @aarontheperson6867
      @aarontheperson6867 Před 4 lety +3

      the fact that he has a PhD isn't canon (i dont think it is anyway) but yeah heavy is cool as shit

  • @captainbensooftheoil4391
    @captainbensooftheoil4391 Před 4 lety +5326

    "It costs $400,000 to fire this gun for 12 seconds"
    At 1:05 he fires the gun for exactly 12 seconds
    *_STONKS_*

    • @cubesolver2564
      @cubesolver2564 Před 4 lety +335

      Looks like they had just enough budget left to demonstrate him shooting. So the budget for this 'film' was above $400,000.

    • @Jone_V
      @Jone_V Před 4 lety +31

      I counted like 11

    • @brandonjames7670
      @brandonjames7670 Před 4 lety +54

      @@Jone_V 1:05 to 1:17 he's right

    • @Jone_V
      @Jone_V Před 4 lety +13

      @@brandonjames7670 nope, for a split second the screen is black, nearly 12, but not 12

    • @corpsemachine6949
      @corpsemachine6949 Před 4 lety +40

      @@Jone_V you have too much time

  • @kiznaiverssx814
    @kiznaiverssx814 Před 9 měsíci +7

    I came from Meet the REAL Heavy. Gary is an absolute legend

  • @amsal12
    @amsal12 Před 2 měsíci +2

    It's been 15 years since this released and I've never noticed that the heavy icon on his clothing shows a skull instead of bullets.

  • @Jabeanboy
    @Jabeanboy Před 3 lety +4583

    “It costs 400,000 dollars to fire this weapon for 12 seconds.”
    *_The lad said, as he proceeded to fire his mini gun for exactly 12 seconds._*

  • @avivtal4582
    @avivtal4582 Před 3 lety +2187

    In case you're curious, it costs exactly 33,333.33 dollars to fire his weapon for 1 second

    • @TheBurkleeJackson
      @TheBurkleeJackson Před 3 lety +167

      Wait its all threes, and Valve made Tf2.... this confuses me

    • @toasterstripes
      @toasterstripes Před 3 lety +18

      @@TheBurkleeJackson that reply has 3 likes

    • @Devi1_Z
      @Devi1_Z Před 3 lety +12

      200 dollars for every bullet

    • @AymenFri
      @AymenFri Před 3 lety +34

      What’s crazy is it can fire 167 bullets in a second. Meaning there’s more than one bullet fired in a millisecond

    • @redeye4516
      @redeye4516 Před 3 lety +9

      TF3 confirmed, but they'll go the Half Life Alyx route and call it Team Fortress Heavy

  • @golfcartlmao
    @golfcartlmao Před 11 měsíci +5

    you can see after heavy admits to people outsmarting him a small bit of confidence building in his face before dropping one of the best lines from any ‘meet the’ video. genuinely can’t decide which one of these videos is the best but at the moment i think it’s this one

  • @simonhardin6945
    @simonhardin6945 Před 4 měsíci +2

    Fun fact: the scene of Heavy in combat lasts from 1:05 to 1:17, a total of 12 seconds, meaning he spent 400000 dollars in this video

  • @ericbazinga
    @ericbazinga Před 3 lety +1522

    "It costs $400,000 to fire this weapon for 12 seconds"
    EA: "write that down, write that down!"

    • @Eurofighter-Typhoonman
      @Eurofighter-Typhoonman Před 3 lety +11

      That almost happened

    • @vankisha
      @vankisha Před 3 lety +2

      @@Eurofighter-Typhoonman W-what?

    • @Eurofighter-Typhoonman
      @Eurofighter-Typhoonman Před 3 lety +49

      @@vankisha EA offered to buy valve back in 2012 for 1 billion dollars, thankfully Gabe Newell, declined and said "Valve would rather disintegrate, than to ever sell out"

    • @KYS56
      @KYS56 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Eurofighter-Typhoonman Source?

    • @Eurofighter-Typhoonman
      @Eurofighter-Typhoonman Před 3 lety +3

      @@KYS56 czcams.com/video/KjCSVZ3OQ8k/video.html
      Skip to 2:02

  • @superbigtime
    @superbigtime Před 4 lety +2833

    The Heavy is arguably the sanest class. The Engineer clearly personally revels in mass killing via his machines, the Sniper fills jars of piss to throw at people, and the Spy is cold as ice and extremely apathetic to any kind of murder.
    The Heavy isn't a crazed killer, he just loves his job.
    And his gun.

    • @LuckiSir
      @LuckiSir Před 4 lety +232

      And his family.

    • @titanictnt7476
      @titanictnt7476 Před 4 lety +146

      @@LuckiSir And your mom.

    • @LuckiSir
      @LuckiSir Před 4 lety +39

      TitanicTNT good one

    • @surelyyoujestin4871
      @surelyyoujestin4871 Před 4 lety +95

      He bought a gun that costs more than most cars to fight in a war don't sit there there and tell me that hes sane

    • @hiveknight7416
      @hiveknight7416 Před 4 lety +22

      That kinda makes him just as insane as the others. Loving his job is literally loving killing, you dumb sack. You literally can't be completely sane and be a merc killing others for money at the same time.

  • @zside90
    @zside90 Před 9 měsíci +6

    "WHO TOUCHED MY GUN" had me laughing on the floor

  • @Irishbroadsword
    @Irishbroadsword Před 7 měsíci +5

    00:28 price of petrol these days

  • @invalid_user_handle
    @invalid_user_handle Před rokem +4589

    Fun fact: Heavy in the russian version of Meet the Heavy is very well spoken compared to the English version, a reference to him having a degree in Russian Literature.

    • @greenpizza2819
      @greenpizza2819 Před 10 měsíci +387

      Also, when he talks about his gun in this version, he speaks perfect English

    • @Mhar_Dann
      @Mhar_Dann Před 10 měsíci +188

      Maybe because it’s his second language and is actually big brain play from valve

    • @NinjaSushi2
      @NinjaSushi2 Před 8 měsíci +153

      I've actually heard this theory that heavy weapons guy has a doctorate degree in Russian classical literature but that he chooses to spend most of his time blasting people with Sasha because that's more fun.

    • @nhantnt
      @nhantnt Před 8 měsíci +15

      @@Mhar_Dann he's russian

    • @mediocrio
      @mediocrio Před 8 měsíci +60

      @@NinjaSushi2 pretty sure that's canon to the lore, actually! heavy's intelligence is Very specialised

  • @pathagerty5809
    @pathagerty5809 Před 3 lety +5765

    It’s like Arnold Schwarzenegger and Dwayne Johnson had a baby

  • @foul_ball7025
    @foul_ball7025 Před měsícem +1

    I feel like the additional context from meet the director improves this meet the team video the most

  • @bgoldbricks2002
    @bgoldbricks2002 Před 10 dny +1

    I love the detail that the clip of him shooting at the end is in fact 12 seconds long.

  • @sus_stick
    @sus_stick Před rokem +3983

    "I am heavy weapons guy, and *this* is my weapon."
    One of the most iconic lines in gaming history. -Problably.-

    • @sus_stick
      @sus_stick Před rokem +129

      "I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet."
      That too. Also iconic as fuck.

    • @B3N_Youtube
      @B3N_Youtube Před rokem +4

      Very

    • @CreeperCart
      @CreeperCart Před rokem +45

      And "I fear no man, but that... *thing* it's scares me"

    • @Pnuemonia-Nakey
      @Pnuemonia-Nakey Před rokem +34

      "it costs 400,000 dollars to fire this weapon... For twelve seconds." Also decently iconic

    • @FelixFox1978
      @FelixFox1978 Před rokem +15

      WAAAAAAAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAA AHAHAHAHAHAHA CRY SOME MORE!!!

  • @LittleBigPlanetian
    @LittleBigPlanetian Před 8 lety +2104

    It costs $400,000 to read this comment for 12 seconds.

    • @david12rice
      @david12rice Před 8 lety +81

      Fake, I read it in two seconds.

    • @rival2589
      @rival2589 Před 7 lety +50

      You still have to pay him bc u read it lol.

    • @GlitchyDion
      @GlitchyDion Před 7 lety +14

      I WILL NEVER PAY YOU

    • @isak338
      @isak338 Před 7 lety

      Took me 3 before i swiped away

    • @engie3953
      @engie3953 Před 7 lety +12

      rip $400,000

  • @sundew3848
    @sundew3848 Před 5 měsíci +3

    TF2 takes place around 1968, and it costs 400000 dollars to fire Heavy’s weapon for twelve seconds. Adjusted for inflation, it would cost 3,502,029 dollars and 49 cents to fire Heavy’s weapon for twelve seconds in 2024.

  • @Kinemastermovies
    @Kinemastermovies Před 9 měsíci +5

    0:47 WHO TOUCH MY GUN?!

  • @noah3038
    @noah3038 Před 2 lety +8716

    Overwatch: Detailed backstory with overwatch fans crying about it.
    TF2: "I'm heavy weapons guy"

    • @irrelevanttroll3312
      @irrelevanttroll3312 Před 2 lety +249

      dang i know its a joke but very true

    • @dubhog
      @dubhog Před 2 lety +439

      Overwatch,detailed and story in the same sentence? You're crazy

    • @noah3038
      @noah3038 Před 2 lety +131

      @@dubhog i guess your right I lost interest midway through the movie.

    • @dubhog
      @dubhog Před 2 lety +227

      @@noah3038 it's bad mostly because tf2's story is very detailed and original,like every valve game (maybe l4d is a little cliche,but not so much,it's very original too)

    • @noah3038
      @noah3038 Před 2 lety +50

      @@dubhog that's very true i dont see overwatch releasing comics.

  • @deerofdreams1783
    @deerofdreams1783 Před 2 lety +3574

    Fun fact: Medic is the only one on his team Heavy likes and has actual conversations with him.

    • @metallabx407
      @metallabx407 Před rokem +588

      That's because he's the one that can outsmart bullets

    • @WeAintJokinHere
      @WeAintJokinHere Před rokem +42

      What about engineer

    • @wafflesyt2715
      @wafflesyt2715 Před rokem +91

      is it cause he the most favorable class to heal as medic?

    • @eren_1oglu
      @eren_1oglu Před rokem +6

      that's kinda sad bro...

    • @mdaniyal9349
      @mdaniyal9349 Před rokem +43

      "Engineer is credit to team" maybe idk

  • @eleegeant_dergenter
    @eleegeant_dergenter Před 5 měsíci +4

    *_THIS IS A CLASSIC_*

  • @DrCheez342
    @DrCheez342 Před 6 měsíci +2

    this is actuallly why the heavy really likes the medic cause he was able to outsmart bullets with the uber

  • @StudioNama
    @StudioNama Před 2 lety +5091

    It's insane how this game stays relevant even after over a decade...

    • @ethansanders5706
      @ethansanders5706 Před rokem +106

      I love that fact this game is still relevant, I tried playing it when it first released but I didn't have the right system to run it at the time. However I have still had a good 6 or so years with the game. I love it so much and hope it won't die any time soon

    • @101Volts
      @101Volts Před rokem +27

      Meanwhile, Shadowrun (2007 version) never gained traction within its first year. I played both it and TF2. If Shadowrun was a $20 to $30 game instead of a $60 game without any storyline, it would have done better. It sold only about 160,000 copies.

    • @web3wizard381
      @web3wizard381 Před rokem +8

      valve is the only good game company out there tbh

    • @jagtaf
      @jagtaf Před rokem +1

      good game

    • @chewee4ever811
      @chewee4ever811 Před rokem +12

      a true classic never goes out of style. games that don't take themselves too seriously have a staying power in the fact people can always find joy in how ridiculous the game can be, mainly just from how ridiculous they can be in the game. its why games like TF2, MGR, dead rising and many others like it will always stay relevent without any new entries while many other franchises like call of duty have to keep releasing copies just so people will mention it

  • @samueltanamassa778
    @samueltanamassa778 Před 4 měsíci +2

    "This.. Is my weapon. It costs $400 000 to fire this gun for 12 seconds."
    - This guy probably

  • @littletweeter1327
    @littletweeter1327 Před 2 měsíci +3

    We will never get another game like this. With so much love, built purely for fun. TF2 is one of a kind. We were so lucky to enjoy it.

  • @jo54ieyt
    @jo54ieyt Před 5 lety +4341

    guys... it's been confirmed... paul touched his gun...
    Turn on captions at 0:46

    • @breakinggood3601
      @breakinggood3601 Před 5 lety +298

      I guess it's Pauling

    • @anduro7448
      @anduro7448 Před 5 lety +79

      @@breakinggood3601 r63 pauling

    • @anduro7448
      @anduro7448 Před 5 lety +130

      Jake Paul you piece of shit.
      wasnt it enought that you made the suicide vlog video!?!?!??!

    • @nylesung3038
      @nylesung3038 Před 5 lety +10

      ExplodingGriffy! Fucking Paul bro

    • @locvo2050
      @locvo2050 Před 5 lety +41

      @@anduro7448 lmao you fucking buffoon it was logan paul not jake paul

  • @Fuzon-S
    @Fuzon-S Před 5 lety +1392

    "I am Heavy Weapons Guy...
    And-
    *holds up Super Smash Bros invitation*
    THIS..."

    • @lightn2783
      @lightn2783 Před 5 lety +72

      This, is my mail

    • @brendan9734
      @brendan9734 Před 5 lety +49

      What's his final smash? Medic's Ubercharge? I'd be up for it.
      The middle area by the bridge in twofort would make a nice map, too.

    • @Peusterokos1
      @Peusterokos1 Před 5 lety +12

      @@brendan9734 Winding up sasha and going on a shooting spree for as long as his "WAAA, WAAAAR CRY SOME MORE" quote goes

    • @evankauffman2139
      @evankauffman2139 Před 5 lety +4

      @@brendan9734 His final Smash would be the boxing gloves taunt kill.

    • @ouralisacs3989
      @ouralisacs3989 Před 5 lety +1

      This is a Smash invitation

  • @Jacobevfe
    @Jacobevfe Před rokem +3

    “Who touched my gun?” Heavy says while captions says “Paul touch my gun”

  • @CyrusShameli
    @CyrusShameli Před 4 měsíci +5

    1:14 T-Posing Sniper

  • @Gracericon
    @Gracericon Před 3 lety +14630

    Heavy: WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!
    Subtitles: Paul touched my gun.
    *I think the subtitles know something we don't.*

    • @watchpointoh3354
      @watchpointoh3354 Před 3 lety +1217

      Then Paul is a dead man...

    • @gerku670
      @gerku670 Před 3 lety +272

      I get that in the auto caption too

    • @jafshrimp7322
      @jafshrimp7322 Před 3 lety +691

      my name is Paul and i hear angry russian screaming in the distance, what is happening?

    • @watchpointoh3354
      @watchpointoh3354 Před 3 lety +313

      @@jafshrimp7322 HE'S COMING FOR YOU!

    • @manitro337
      @manitro337 Před 3 lety +117

      00:35

  • @lupitagarduno7755
    @lupitagarduno7755 Před 3 lety +2034

    "It fires $200 dollar custom tool cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute."
    "It also costs $400,000 to fire this weapon for 12 seconds."
    How much money does this guy have?!

  • @christopheralejandromezapa8934
    @christopheralejandromezapa8934 Před 9 měsíci +3

    Gary, what a legend.

  • @Amarenamann
    @Amarenamann Před rokem +3

    Past tense of ping is pong.

  • @Camoengie
    @Camoengie Před 4 lety +2254

    Heavy: "Who touched my gun"
    Subtitles: "Paul touched my gun"
    Now we know

  • @Daft-SFM
    @Daft-SFM Před 4 lety +17947

    amogus

    • @originalname8316
      @originalname8316 Před 4 lety +843

      You deserve way more credit for this

    • @zappafranklin40
      @zappafranklin40 Před 4 lety +426

      Math major managing to make a mathematical estimate, thank you

    • @SuperSonicFan172
      @SuperSonicFan172 Před 4 lety +372

      So you fire a weapon 24/7 without reloading, eating, sleeping, etc. Wow

    • @SuperSonicFan172
      @SuperSonicFan172 Před 4 lety +219

      @@D00000T Slaves eat and shit for you. Its the future

    • @atralik7403
      @atralik7403 Před 4 lety +59

      R/TheyDidTheMath

  • @maxikguy
    @maxikguy Před 5 měsíci +3

    I'd rather shoot 1.5 seconds with this weapon than pay for a 3 minute animation

  • @darkoyt9094
    @darkoyt9094 Před 4 měsíci +4

    t-posing sniper

    • @makarylli1
      @makarylli1 Před 4 měsíci +1

      where?

    • @darkoyt9094
      @darkoyt9094 Před 4 měsíci +1

      at 1:14, next to the big rock. he's more A posing kinda​@@makarylli1

  • @AnActualAlmondJoy
    @AnActualAlmondJoy Před 3 lety +1111

    0:52 when the quiet kid gets made fun of