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  • čas přidán 18. 01. 2009
  • Meet the Demoman, one of nine playable character classes in Team Fortress 2.
    Name: Demoman
    Role: Defense
    Weapons: Grenade Launcher / Sticky Bombs / Bottle
    A fierce temper, a fascination with all things explosive, and a terrible plan to kill the Loch Ness Monster cost the six year old Demoman his original set of adoptive parents. Later, back at the Crypt Grammar School for Orphans near Ullapool in the Scottish Highlands, the boy's bomb-making skills improved dramatically. His disposition and total number of intact eyeballs, however, did not.
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  • @superbigtime
    @superbigtime Před rokem +10729

    My favorite bit of trivia about Demo is that he's only accurate with his weapons because his sheer alcohol intake gives him double vision so strong it cancels out his lack of proper depth perception because of his missing eye.

    • @whereismycup
      @whereismycup Před 11 měsíci +1278

      bruh who needs 2 eyes when I can see twice with 1

    • @jaylux5556
      @jaylux5556 Před 11 měsíci +897

      That is quite possibly one of the funniest things I've ever heard

    • @cheeki5280
      @cheeki5280 Před 10 měsíci +600

      ​@@jaylux5556Now THAT is a functional alcoholic!

    • @thatboisamu_l425
      @thatboisamu_l425 Před 10 měsíci +508

      tf2 logic is the stupidest and funniest thing of all time

    • @Para_lellogram
      @Para_lellogram Před 10 měsíci +146

      The TF2 Demoman lore goes hard

  • @hypocritehenry4619
    @hypocritehenry4619 Před 3 lety +19353

    Role:
    “Defense”
    Every demo main:
    *observe*

    • @mr.formal6723
      @mr.formal6723 Před 3 lety +765

      Also them 0:12

    • @dogwithabeard2612
      @dogwithabeard2612 Před 3 lety +760

      Demo mains after killing the entire enemy team on uber charge

    • @Breakaway-ic5gj
      @Breakaway-ic5gj Před 3 lety +592

      The classification is messed up, it should be like this [Updated]:
      Power: Heavy, Demoman
      Combat: Soldier, Scout
      Support: Pyro, Engie, Medic
      Assasin: Sniper, Spy

    • @Daniel_AL
      @Daniel_AL Před 3 lety +45

      @@Breakaway-ic5gj tf2 should change it

    • @fourscarlet7581
      @fourscarlet7581 Před 3 lety +23

      I love and hate your profile picture.

  • @LeakyFaucetGaming
    @LeakyFaucetGaming Před rokem +10195

    Sometimes I'm baffled Heavy and Demo have the same voice actor. Two completely different countries, two different personalities, one incredibly talented and experienced VA, and one game to have them both in. Absolutely amazing.

    • @LeakyFaucetGaming
      @LeakyFaucetGaming Před rokem +77

      @Alex Wells Amen!

    • @EATSFALCONPUNCH
      @EATSFALCONPUNCH Před rokem +375

      Cold, everyone is an alcoholic and addicted to heroine, I'd say Russia and Scotland are essentially the same country

    • @MS-hj6bh
      @MS-hj6bh Před rokem +87

      @@EATSFALCONPUNCH That's one of my personal favourite addictions tbh. Who's your favourite heroine?

    • @LeakyFaucetGaming
      @LeakyFaucetGaming Před rokem +37

      @@EATSFALCONPUNCH No, no, he has a point

    • @johnpage5005
      @johnpage5005 Před rokem +21

      I did not know that they had the same voice actor 😳! That's cool 😌.

  • @invalid_user_handle
    @invalid_user_handle Před 2 lety +4167

    0:51
    Fun fact: The grenade that the Demoman knocks over in the bottom-left actually blinks for a second, indicating that it was primed by him touching it.
    The attention to detail Valve put into these videos is just astonishing.

    • @K-S-Z_00
      @K-S-Z_00 Před rokem +341

      Cameraman hearing the sound: *Intense sweating*

    • @randy_hato
      @randy_hato Před rokem +62

      any clue on why it didnt explode?

    • @Sundowner13
      @Sundowner13 Před rokem +222

      ​@@randy_hatoeither it didn't hit the ground hard enough or they only blow up when near or hitting an enemy

    • @Fumblom
      @Fumblom Před rokem +237

      @@randy_hato demoman makes his own ammo and didnt fill the pill with potassium chloride

    • @ousqa
      @ousqa Před rokem +54

      @@Sundowner13 They go off on a timer so I think it was a dud and he got lucky

  • @ei1889
    @ei1889 Před 4 lety +8623

    “Oh they’re gonna have to glue you back together in HELL”
    I love that line

  • @CaptaindickheadBj
    @CaptaindickheadBj Před 4 lety +3213

    0:50 When the demoman is censored he says “they got more feckin sea monsters in the great loch-ed ness than they got the likes of me” but it was censored as a joke for the government to cover it up

  • @OneOfTheLoveless
    @OneOfTheLoveless Před rokem +2238

    Man I love this accent. Kinda wish Scottish people were real

    • @Goth41m
      @Goth41m Před 9 měsíci +46

      What? 💀

    • @a_plane
      @a_plane Před 8 měsíci +103

      ​@@RealRaccoonlord Same, too bad they don't exist. 😔

    • @nachorodriguez6380
      @nachorodriguez6380 Před 8 měsíci

      There are people in real life who call themselves Scottish, but unlike Demoman they're white so they're obviously fake.

    • @deathfromabove4268
      @deathfromabove4268 Před 8 měsíci +106

      Ikr shame they're all just Englishmen in dresses

    • @therealGelo711
      @therealGelo711 Před 8 měsíci +46

      In reality, they're just English people with dresses 😔

  • @fivenightsatmimikus7508
    @fivenightsatmimikus7508 Před rokem +901

    Fun Fact: He makes his own alchohol, not his drinks, but instead he is the alchohol production factory.
    Edit: How did I get so much attention for a little detail in the comics?
    Edit 2: Here's another one. Demoman's eye is cursed, which is why Medic never heals Demoman's eyes.

  • @mike.mentzer_enjoyer
    @mike.mentzer_enjoyer Před 4 lety +38995

    The only scottish black man ever in videogame history...

    • @kipras1412
      @kipras1412 Před 4 lety +3188

      StepOne the only scottish one, i can name another black cyclops

    • @jorndallermeaddrinker6968
      @jorndallermeaddrinker6968 Před 4 lety +1420

      @@kipras1412 lol he said black man not cyclops

    • @kipras1412
      @kipras1412 Před 4 lety +429

      Joshua Dusek yeah, but still

    • @corvoyami3192
      @corvoyami3192 Před 4 lety +2413

      The only Scottish man who's not a dwarf in videogame history lmao

    • @azureblizzard721
      @azureblizzard721 Před 4 lety +261

      There's also Nathan Copeland from No More Heroes 2.

  • @feliz1216
    @feliz1216 Před 4 lety +7195

    1:31 _Every character in Batman Arkham City when you die_

  • @Amarenamann
    @Amarenamann Před 11 měsíci +549

    "They've got more fecking sea monsters in the great Loch at Ness than they've got the likes of me..."
    So wholesome.

    • @Amarenamann
      @Amarenamann Před 11 měsíci +15

      I'm legally one-eyed.

    • @shill2920
      @shill2920 Před 9 měsíci +63

      By the way, that line isnt censored because he's swearing or anything, its censored because he mentioned the exact location of thr Lochness monster and was censored by the scottish government

    • @Amarenamann
      @Amarenamann Před 9 měsíci +14

      @@shill2920 That makes all kinds of sense.

  • @MrPengy-ct8yn
    @MrPengy-ct8yn Před 2 lety +1705

    I don't know why but Heavy's face always make me burst into laughter 1:11

    • @DenMan-xz8mc
      @DenMan-xz8mc Před rokem +93

      That one eye looking in a completely different direction is so good

    • @benitoswagolini3410
      @benitoswagolini3410 Před rokem +42

      He looks like Jim Carrey

    • @MrPengy-ct8yn
      @MrPengy-ct8yn Před rokem +6

      he does lol and holy shit 89 likes

    • @RynDymond25
      @RynDymond25 Před rokem +6

      you should see the medic one!

    • @MrPengy-ct8yn
      @MrPengy-ct8yn Před rokem +2

      @@RynDymond25 I did but the demo one was the most hilarious

  • @tamachu1370
    @tamachu1370 Před 3 lety +3501

    "Not actual gameplay footage"
    Gameplay footage: 1:04

  • @idress8340
    @idress8340 Před 3 lety +4069

    At 0:56, he actually says “They got more feckin sea monsters in the Great Lochedness then they got the likes of me!”

    • @PainterVR_
      @PainterVR_ Před 3 lety +261

      *Wait, How did you figure that out?*
      Edit: for fricks sake why does this have 200 likes what

    • @LoudPlateAndy
      @LoudPlateAndy Před 3 lety +127

      @@PainterVR_ magic

    • @LoudPlateAndy
      @LoudPlateAndy Před 3 lety +163

      @@PainterVR_ ok i figured it out. Here's the link czcams.com/video/vCnvHyNol_s/video.html

    • @PainterVR_
      @PainterVR_ Před 3 lety +13

      EC 122 thanks but it’s was just a meme so I really didn’t need it but thanks anyway

    • @LoudPlateAndy
      @LoudPlateAndy Před 3 lety +7

      @@PainterVR_ welp, i feel awkward now... Lol sorry

  • @vinhdo4155
    @vinhdo4155 Před 8 měsíci +387

    As a foreigner learning English, affirming to myself that Demoman’s lines are fully audible is an immense achievement.

    • @IGPriX
      @IGPriX Před 5 měsíci +21

      Dude I feel you. Demoman trailer was my least favorite back when it came out, but after over a decade I finally understand the humor and charm of this video.

    • @talarzwyzimy9963
      @talarzwyzimy9963 Před 4 měsíci +4

      Yea i was there too. Heck still some of the accents still dont click for me.

    • @paulgrundy6864
      @paulgrundy6864 Před 2 měsíci +2

      As a native English speaker, you guys should feel proud of yourself! Even I struggled a ton understanding Demo’s heavy accent and drunk slur combined

  • @ditzydoo04
    @ditzydoo04 Před 2 lety +344

    “What makes me a good Demoman? If I were a bad Demoman, I wouldn’t be sitting here discussing it with you, now would I?”
    Best line for a job interview 😂

    • @NigerianCrusader
      @NigerianCrusader Před rokem +7

      “What makes me a good Oblivion Npc? If I were a bad Oblivion Npc, I wouldn’t be sitting here discussing it with you, now would I?”

    • @trueHardWork
      @trueHardWork Před 11 měsíci +3

      It only makes sense here because if he sucked he'd be dead(from his own explosives or carelessness in battle)

    • @stupidguyontheinternetdoin9047
      @stupidguyontheinternetdoin9047 Před 10 měsíci +2

      now i wanna get a job just to say this at the interview

  • @orion7564
    @orion7564 Před 4 lety +2674

    Meet the Scout: (dodges sentry, minigun and rocket launcher)
    Meet the Demoman: (Scout dies from 1 shot of a sentry)

    • @silastrinidad6096
      @silastrinidad6096 Před 4 lety +104

      What do you expect running towards a max level sentry gun with little health?

    • @mrfrogman9559
      @mrfrogman9559 Před 4 lety +184

      No he tripped on his shoelace, he never learned how to tie them, leading to his demise, thus why all children are taught how to tie their shoelaces at an early age

    • @matthew_natividad
      @matthew_natividad Před 4 lety +23

      *seems legit*

    • @painsi4536
      @painsi4536 Před 4 lety +8

      The fire he dodges is actually from a heavy, look closely and you'll see

    • @sierraapples8099
      @sierraapples8099 Před 4 lety +1

      He running into the sentry not running away from it

  • @magicmanscott40k
    @magicmanscott40k Před 3 lety +18007

    "With a head full of eyeballs" he made people with 2 eyes into a insult. What a legend.

    • @zackattack32
      @zackattack32 Před 2 lety +369

      Ooooohhh thank you. I have been trying to find an explanation for this quote for so long

    • @kennygaming2732
      @kennygaming2732 Před 2 lety +70

      I think he's talking about the loch ness monster

    • @lowercasehandle
      @lowercasehandle Před 2 lety +9

      same lol, thanks for helping me know why

    • @R41ph3a7b6
      @R41ph3a7b6 Před 2 lety +4

      True and how funny

    • @staticsfs6823
      @staticsfs6823 Před 2 lety +2

      An*

  • @toaster9922
    @toaster9922 Před rokem +399

    I’ve realized that the things he mentions at 0:26 aren’t a recipe for a bomb like some comments have mentioned. He’s describing how volatile a bomb is and what can cause it to set off accidentally.

    • @Voc_spooksauce
      @Voc_spooksauce Před 10 měsíci +63

      Yeah he mentions that to explain how otherwise he wouldn't be there, discussing it with ya

  • @Willow_Pillow__EN-VTuber
    @Willow_Pillow__EN-VTuber Před rokem +236

    the “They’re going to have to glue you together, in HELL!” is such a great line
    this is a certified demoman gaming moment

    • @bander3442
      @bander3442 Před rokem

      No one has a more better line

    • @pu2f551
      @pu2f551 Před 4 měsíci

      John 3:16
      Romans 10:9
      John 3:3
      Matthew 7:21
      John 14:6
      👌♥️👍

  • @garrysucks4190
    @garrysucks4190 Před 4 lety +14326

    For a character literally titled "The Demoman", he's actually quite good as a melee fighter.

  • @universalpotato9503
    @universalpotato9503 Před 3 lety +5449

    I love how he is smart in the short making accurate shots and difficult angles and precise plays and talking about the chemical composition of explosives but in reality he is *DRUNK*

    • @Mate_Antal_Zoltan
      @Mate_Antal_Zoltan Před 3 lety +245

      he also has no depth perception

    • @osmanak6930
      @osmanak6930 Před 3 lety +326

      *Imagine him when he's sober*

    • @flavivsaetivs5738
      @flavivsaetivs5738 Před 3 lety +158

      No the explosive part was actually describing how anything can go wrong (crossed wire, eerie twitch) when you make explosives and kablooie you to ded

    • @heylittleguy26
      @heylittleguy26 Před 3 lety +68

      I'd be willing to bet when he's sober he could be smarter than heavy or medic

    • @minisuman4011
      @minisuman4011 Před 3 lety +6

      420 th like

  • @CozmixYT
    @CozmixYT Před 11 měsíci +69

    I love how the ending jingle is accompanied by bagpipes. They really went into detail with this video.

  • @CanalMix69
    @CanalMix69 Před rokem +228

    1:32 if demoman were a video game boss, if think that before his battle there would be a cutscene where he would say that then the battle will start

    • @dr.felixou8428
      @dr.felixou8428 Před rokem

      Batman Arkham games when you die

    • @gibbous_silver
      @gibbous_silver Před rokem +1

      no that’s your death screen when the demoman kills you

    • @francoislebois
      @francoislebois Před rokem +23

      For me more like the batman arkham asylum/city games where when you die, there's a quote from the bad guy who killed you before you can respawn

    • @jacker2110
      @jacker2110 Před rokem +2

      If i recall, he says that exact voice line but without the pause when he gets Ubercharged

    • @seek7074
      @seek7074 Před rokem +3

      No that would be the death cutscene which plays if he kills you

  • @quitzxy5022
    @quitzxy5022 Před 3 lety +7908

    The little touch of bagpipes in the end logo screen is a great cherry on top

    • @untrustworthybagel
      @untrustworthybagel Před 3 lety +86

      I’m glad I’m not the only one who noticed

    • @someguy1716
      @someguy1716 Před 3 lety +8

      czcams.com/video/Bh2jDUeGSYE/video.html

    • @bolt1128
      @bolt1128 Před 3 lety +5

      @@untrustworthybagel umm where can I see it? I mean in the end

    • @heylittleguy26
      @heylittleguy26 Před 3 lety +102

      @@bolt1128 Where it shows the screen with all the mercs at the end of the video they change the music slightly in almost every video. For example, in Meet the Spy's there is screaming and stabbing sounds to the beat of the song. In this one, it is played with bagpipes.

    • @Asukol
      @Asukol Před 3 lety +29

      It only took me over a decade to notice that.

  • @weirddood1774
    @weirddood1774 Před 2 lety +3419

    I love how they trust the most drunk person on the team with all the sensitive explosives.

    • @resyrum5301
      @resyrum5301 Před rokem +506

      He's not a bad demoman, evidently, as he's sitting here discussing it with you

    • @ArnieOcfemia
      @ArnieOcfemia Před rokem +257

      He's drunk, not bad.
      He wouldn't be there discussing with 'ya, if he was a bad Demoman.

    • @Sundowner13
      @Sundowner13 Před rokem +100

      Drunk and bad are different, they know he's not a bad demo because if he was he wouldn't be sitting here discussing it with you

    • @LawreAnimations
      @LawreAnimations Před 11 měsíci +53

      If you look closely, when he says "I'm a black, Scottish cyclop" he accidentally knocks down and arms a pipe bomb lmao

    • @thematrixenjoyer4683
      @thematrixenjoyer4683 Před 11 měsíci +25

      IF HE WAS A BAD DEMOMAN, HE WOULDN'T BE SITTING DISCUSSING WITH YOU NOW WOULD HE?

  • @disgal6235
    @disgal6235 Před 2 lety +73

    The line "I'm a grim bloody fable with an unhappy bloody end" is still one of my top picks for badass lines

  • @michaeli4117
    @michaeli4117 Před rokem +106

    This is what character design looks like. An alcoholic with a haunted eye socket using many explosives at once while drunk. Perfection, even all these years later

  • @blackspy8331
    @blackspy8331 Před 5 lety +2023

    "Go to hell, _and tell the devil i'm coming for him next!"_

    • @GamerTheTurtle
      @GamerTheTurtle Před 4 lety +42

      *ooooooh am gone eh beet you so hard, youll have eh TWITCH!*

    • @dieg2063
      @dieg2063 Před 4 lety +15

      IM A GRIM BLOODY FABLE, WITH AN UNHAPPY ENDING!!

    • @matthew_natividad
      @matthew_natividad Před 4 lety +2

      More like and tell satan he’s next

    • @Fran180_M.A.
      @Fran180_M.A. Před 4 lety +5

      SO COCK SURE, PRANCING ABOOT WITH YAR HEADS FULL OF EYEBALLS!

    • @glitchypenny6984
      @glitchypenny6984 Před 4 lety +1

      Doomguy: you what to me my partner

  • @dextercochran4916
    @dextercochran4916 Před 3 lety +4242

    "Some people think they can outsmart me..."
    1:24

  • @-_J_-
    @-_J_- Před 11 měsíci +60

    In the end, if your read the bottom text it says that the information relating to the grenade launcher was reliable at the time, so it probably explains why the pyro absolutely ate shit even though it definitely couldn't.
    "Disclaimer: All information regarding Demonan grenade behaviour was obtained from Australians believed to be reliable at the time. It is submitted subject to the possibility of errors, omissions, or nerfing without notice."

  • @SUPERLEAF002
    @SUPERLEAF002 Před rokem +77

    I like that people find these little details in 13 years old valve animations

    • @NigerianCrusader
      @NigerianCrusader Před rokem

      BUT PEOPLE ALSO FIND LITTLE DETAILS IN THE ELDER SCROLLS IV OBLIVION WHICH IS OLDER THAN TF2

  • @sailorskj9002
    @sailorskj9002 Před 3 lety +1649

    0:05 when you put a fork in a microwave

  • @lsdcyclops7316
    @lsdcyclops7316 Před 5 lety +14137

    If Demoman is that skilled in combat without depth perception and he’s drunk,
    I don’t even want to think about how dangerous he would be with 2 eyes and be stone cold sober.

    • @jacobmanning8407
      @jacobmanning8407 Před 5 lety +1587

      oh sh*t man... the entire team would be sent to hell within 2 minutes.

    • @Mizra-dq3lj
      @Mizra-dq3lj Před 5 lety +1842

      To quote him "Imagine if I hadn't been drunk"

    • @elmoi1795
      @elmoi1795 Před 5 lety +593

      the drunkness just makes it better

    • @thomasoreilly857
      @thomasoreilly857 Před 5 lety +967

      I still want a head misc called Blind Courage which is just another eyepatch over Demo's other eye.

    • @camoking3605
      @camoking3605 Před 5 lety +759

      @@thomasoreilly857 give it BONUS stats
      +explosives do 300% more damage
      - you can't see shit

  • @dianaabiraad794
    @dianaabiraad794 Před rokem +171

    The greatest voice actor of all time doesn’t exi-

  • @loganthevillager9176
    @loganthevillager9176 Před rokem +31

    Bad Demoman: What makes me a good Demoman? IF I WERE A BAD DEMOMAN, I WOULDN’T BE SITTIN HERE DISCU-

  • @crustaceanfrustration1610
    @crustaceanfrustration1610 Před 3 lety +9769

    Demo in trailer: An agressive demolitions expert that uses his weapons to counter others
    Demo in game: A GOD DAMN MEDIEVAL CHARGING SWORDSMAN THAT SCREAMS EVERY SECOND

    • @annoying_HK_guy
      @annoying_HK_guy Před 3 lety +269

      Well Solarlight is reason why we want to be DemoKnight

    • @terminl1327
      @terminl1327 Před 3 lety +163

      Secretly Demoknight was the 10th class

    • @aa2748
      @aa2748 Před 3 lety +81

      @@terminl1327 what about the trolldier? (His primary weapon switchs from his rocket launcher to a shovel and that is literally the only thing of the set that does damage if you go full trolldier)

    • @megarayquaza9054
      @megarayquaza9054 Před 3 lety +8

      Demoknight TF2

    • @HailingSailor
      @HailingSailor Před 3 lety +39

      i just got the eyelander. you know what that means. i'm about to start another goddamn world war gentlemen.

  • @maryjankay726
    @maryjankay726 Před 4 lety +4520

    Never ask a woman her weight
    A man his salary
    And Demoman?
    What makes him a good demoman.

    • @dawid5127
      @dawid5127 Před 3 lety +69

      What makes me a good demoman?

    • @justaclock4768
      @justaclock4768 Před 3 lety +33

      Doom guy and what makes you a good doom guy?

    • @booder_2u
      @booder_2u Před 3 lety +28

      He wouldn’t be there discussing it with ye if he were a bad demoman.

    • @homiecreeper197
      @homiecreeper197 Před 3 lety +50

      IF I WAS A BAD DEMOMAN,I WOULDN’T BE SITTING HERE DISCUSSING WITH YOU NOW WOULD I

    • @breadcat5402
      @breadcat5402 Před 3 lety +16

      LETS DO IIIIT

  • @jamesgreen2015
    @jamesgreen2015 Před rokem +13

    I love how at the end of the video during the outdo music, they incorporated bagpipes. Simply amazing.

  • @hidave3
    @hidave3 Před 4 měsíci +7

    His character feels like it shouldn’t work, but surprisingly works so perfectly it’s beautifully perfect.

  • @bruhtistic
    @bruhtistic Před 2 lety +12085

    *"If I were a bad demoman, I wouldn't be sittin' here, discussing it with you, now would I?!"*
    Well, he's got a point

    • @HyperHexagoner
      @HyperHexagoner Před 2 lety +76

      @LOAN NGUYEN Thank you for explaining the joke we all knew about

    • @Anathema_009
      @Anathema_009 Před 2 lety +13

      Well yeah that’s one way to say it.

    • @mdaniyal9349
      @mdaniyal9349 Před rokem +6

      True..

    • @KororaPenguin
      @KororaPenguin Před rokem +14

      His logic is sound.

    • @bliink182
      @bliink182 Před rokem +12

      He doesn't have a point lol. He wasn't asked IF he's a good demoman. He was asked what makes him a good demoman. He's upset about a question that was never asked.

  • @strsnsea
    @strsnsea Před 3 lety +3148

    The virgin Winston:
    -Needs genetic engineering to be smart
    -Actually needs special powers
    -Technology is too complicated
    -Has only defeated some robots
    -Needs glasses
    The CHAD Demoman:
    -Is smart by nature
    -Can come up with a masterful plan to kill the enemy team without any special needs whatsoever
    -His IQ is on par with Einstein’s, and that’s just when he’s drunk. Now imagine him sober.
    -Doesn’t even need 2 eyes
    -Defeated the loch ness monster and a ton of mercs with nothing but 2 grenade launchers and a bottle of alcohol.

    • @thatonemime4847
      @thatonemime4847 Před 3 lety +230

      He also managed to make his bone marrow into alcohol

    • @Totas_funnynumber
      @Totas_funnynumber Před 3 lety +71

      I'm a fan of Overwatch, and I think this is funny as heck

    • @butterrabbid426
      @butterrabbid426 Před 3 lety +194

      He can also say the N-word

    • @unusualgoofball
      @unusualgoofball Před 3 lety +75

      -he’s a grim bloody fable, with an unhappy, bloody end

    • @maxg4304
      @maxg4304 Před 3 lety +100

      His IQ gets higher the more intoxicated he is (true for all Scottish.)

  • @mikeytrains1
    @mikeytrains1 Před rokem +19

    Probably my favorite “Meet the” video out of them all lol

  • @tntisbased
    @tntisbased Před rokem +18

    It’s crazy how demo manages to drink to the point of his blood stream being entirely whiskey, yet still manages to be a good demoman

    • @roman108
      @roman108 Před rokem +3

      “Imagine if i hadn’t been drunk, hehe…. heh.”

  • @lifeistoohard2299
    @lifeistoohard2299 Před 3 lety +7989

    We need a taunt where demoman salutes, then all your sticky bombs go off

    • @NovasNewGroove
      @NovasNewGroove Před 3 lety +399

      Yup,but i think it would be more like he salutes an stickybomb activation sound plays and then he makes an explosion around him as a cosmetic effect that looks cool

    • @lifeistoohard2299
      @lifeistoohard2299 Před 3 lety +167

      It would be good if it was a taunt kill

    • @sideways_chip_eater6420
      @sideways_chip_eater6420 Před 3 lety +89

      Or when he does his "Ka-Boooom!" taunt

    • @rakuencallisto
      @rakuencallisto Před 3 lety +26

      Or if you weren't a baddie you could hit taunt as you want to detonate your stickies. Not that hard.

    • @DoctorFail
      @DoctorFail Před 3 lety +95

      You used to be able to detonate stickies while taunting, but valve in all their "wisdom" decided to patch it out.

  • @kindertak5396
    @kindertak5396 Před 3 lety +2832

    1:04 just realized Demoman was at 400 ping there

    • @TheBestPybro
      @TheBestPybro Před 3 lety +227

      He does jidder a bit! I’ve never noticed that before

    • @rd007
      @rd007 Před 3 lety +170

      Welcome to 2009.

    • @wantab3648
      @wantab3648 Před 3 lety +68

      i cant unsee it anymore

    • @wantab3648
      @wantab3648 Před 3 lety +6

      @Haziq R The Jarman glad this comment section isnt dead

    • @traktori2888
      @traktori2888 Před 3 lety +2

      Underrated af

  • @ibrahimkashif5750
    @ibrahimkashif5750 Před 2 lety +5

    I only just noticed after so long that you can hear bagpipes in the outro.

  • @AXZED_1983
    @AXZED_1983 Před 10 měsíci +15

    " *They're going to have to glue you back together, IN HELL* "
    Best line

    • @TF2Soldier756
      @TF2Soldier756 Před 5 měsíci

      I think that’s the POV of the Blue Spy’s head

  • @toaster9922
    @toaster9922 Před 2 lety +30289

    Fun fact, in the part where Demo is censored, he isn’t censored because he swears. he’s censored because he says the location of the loch ness monster, which gets covered up by the scottish government.
    No, I am not making this up.

    • @mauriciomagalhaes181
      @mauriciomagalhaes181 Před 2 lety +1688

      wow, thanks

    • @Goatllama
      @Goatllama Před 2 lety +4207

      This is possibly funnier than if he were swearin blue fire

    • @penguinpirate8779
      @penguinpirate8779 Před 2 lety +1560

      Never noticed that in the outro you can hear bagpipes

    • @erkki4427
      @erkki4427 Před 2 lety +95

      But scottish government IS controlled by british

    • @erkki4427
      @erkki4427 Před 2 lety +509

      But maybe this year 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 IT Will Be ondependent

  • @SimplyTheWorst
    @SimplyTheWorst Před 3 lety +1619

    "IF I WAS A BAD DEMOMAN I WOULDN'T BE SITTIN' HERE DISCU-" **gone.**

    • @soup6381
      @soup6381 Před 3 lety +45

      KABLOOEY

    • @NoName-xf7iv
      @NoName-xf7iv Před 3 lety +38

      Meet the bad demoman

    • @Cbrmkn98xs
      @Cbrmkn98xs Před 3 lety +3

      @@soup6381 bloo
      * demoman turns into glue*

    • @mental3212
      @mental3212 Před 3 lety +4

      ░░░░░▐▀█▀▌░░░░▀█▄░░░
      ░░░░░▐█▄█▌░░░░░░▀█▄░░
      ░░░░░░▀▄▀░░░▄▄▄▄▄▀▀░░
      ░░░░▄▄▄██▀▀▀▀░░░░░░░
      ░░░█▀▄▄▄█░▀▀░░
      ░░░▌░▄▄▄▐▌▀▀▀░░ THIS IS BOB
      ▄░▐░░░▄▄░█░▀▀ ░░
      ▀█▌░░░▄░▀█▀░▀ ░░ COPY AND PASTE HIM
      ░░░░░░░▄▄▐▌▄▄░░░ SO HE CAN TAKE
      ░░░░░░░▀███▀█░▄░░ OVER STEAM
      ░░░░░░▐▌▀▄▀▄▀▐▄░░ AND THAT WILL TELL VALVE
      ░░░░░░▐▀░░░░░░▐▌░░ TO GIVE US HALF LIFE 3\

    • @dava8058
      @dava8058 Před 3 lety +7

      @@mental3212 i have never seen this kind of thing since the day Google plus was a thing

  • @EmilyEvy-ix6qz
    @EmilyEvy-ix6qz Před rokem +21

    10+ years and never gets old

  • @arandomdude31
    @arandomdude31 Před 6 měsíci +9

    he’s such a good demoman that he placed 16 stickies

    • @gooberr_man
      @gooberr_man Před 10 dny

      he had a mod that reskinned the scottish resistance, that’s why it looked like the stock sticky launcher

    • @arandomdude31
      @arandomdude31 Před 9 dny

      @@gooberr_man ahhhh

  • @NotShockX
    @NotShockX Před 4 lety +2545

    Hold my beer jokes : Hold my beer
    Demoman : *Drinks it*

  • @Sam3DOnYT
    @Sam3DOnYT Před 8 lety +3032

    man, team fortress 2 is a masterpiece.

  • @francisthegreat2517
    @francisthegreat2517 Před rokem +24

    “I’m a grim bloody fable with an unhappy bloody end” is way more metal of a line than it has any right to be

  • @SimplisticScience
    @SimplisticScience Před 9 měsíci +10

    As a fellow Scotsman, i see this as an absolute win.

  • @NPC_5439
    @NPC_5439 Před 3 lety +8478

    i like how hes in a room full of explosives, along with one lit cigarette (wow much likes :])

    • @SinAster_19
      @SinAster_19 Před 3 lety +178

      Engineer gaming

    • @Pixelsoldier5888
      @Pixelsoldier5888 Před 3 lety +332

      Did you notice the grenade lit up when he placed his bottle on the table than rolled off

    • @Jdawg1728
      @Jdawg1728 Před 3 lety +73

      Most explosives need heat and pressure not just heat

    • @oui3255
      @oui3255 Před 3 lety +74

      @@Pixelsoldier5888 he's glad that one was a dud

    • @hannanellia
      @hannanellia Před 3 lety +5

      Engineer gaming

  • @chaseancheta145
    @chaseancheta145 Před 3 lety +3165

    1:19 "I'm a Grimm bloody fable, with an unhappy bloody end" By far, one of my favorite Demoman lines.

    • @bohemianearspoon8493
      @bohemianearspoon8493 Před 2 lety +65

      For the longest time I thought it was pebble instead of fable

    • @AngelJenkins0816
      @AngelJenkins0816 Před 2 lety +45

      That is also a reference to the brothers' grimm (aka the original versions of fairytales)

    • @josefrodriguez7807
      @josefrodriguez7807 Před rokem +6

      This line was playing as I was reading this comment…weird world

    • @thecreatorofpc7929
      @thecreatorofpc7929 Před rokem +1

      @@bohemianearspoon8493 same, i only now realized it after i looked the quote up just now.

    • @Gobbleygourdmsm
      @Gobbleygourdmsm Před rokem +1

      @@bohemianearspoon8493 me too

  • @shining-wizard37
    @shining-wizard37 Před rokem +2

    The music at the end has bagpipes included, these videos just keep on giving

  • @StriderStryker
    @StriderStryker Před 2 lety +8

    The Demoman: *introduces himself*
    The Scotsman: _I like this one._

  • @themightymacmexicanonumber8998

    Demoman:"Best friend of Soldier"

  • @shockyshoku3452
    @shockyshoku3452 Před 4 lety +6814

    Fun fact: The demoman actually accidentally blew up his parents when he is killing the loch-ness monster.

  • @Lampshade8712
    @Lampshade8712 Před rokem +10

    So called scout mains when I place down a lvl 3 sentry

  • @_sargentocoelho_4441
    @_sargentocoelho_4441 Před rokem +8

    "Ohhh, they are gonnae hav ta glue you back tagether, IN HELL!"
    Iconic.

  • @batcrit
    @batcrit Před 3 lety +6632

    “So! T'all you fine dandies, so proud, so cocksure, prancin' about with your heads full of eyeballs... come and get me, I say! I'll be waitin' on you with a whiff of the old brimstone! I'm a Grimm bloody fable with an unhappy bloody end!”
    -Demoman

    • @weegee-man8217
      @weegee-man8217 Před 3 lety +271

      *Salutes as all of the sticky bombs go off*

    • @wholegarden5614
      @wholegarden5614 Před 3 lety +139

      *Beep*
      *Explosions and gore*
      Ahahha, they gonn' have to glue you back together *IN HELL!*

    • @weegee-man8217
      @weegee-man8217 Před 3 lety +158

      @@wholegarden5614 *A Scottish version of the TF2 theme plays while the camera zooms out of the Demoman*

    • @andreigaming9087
      @andreigaming9087 Před 3 lety +28

      Aye! this Ones fake

    • @Martyn.T79
      @Martyn.T79 Před 3 lety +15

      *aboot
      lol jk

  • @NoelistAvenger
    @NoelistAvenger Před 3 lety +12652

    Some would say it's really impressive for a one-eyed man to be able to aim his shots that good, what with the lack of depth-perception...
    Well, why do you think Demo is always drunk on the job ? Having only one eye won't be a problem if you're seeing double !

  • @tired2527
    @tired2527 Před rokem +6

    I love all of the attention valve puts into each meet the team video, while each video is 2-3 minutes long, it still probably took tens of hours just in sfm making each video individually

  • @thanosgaming9942
    @thanosgaming9942 Před 2 měsíci +2

    "I'm a grim bloody fable, with an unhappy bloody end!" - Tarvish Finnegan DeGroot (Demoman Team fortress 2)

  • @rattiom
    @rattiom Před 8 lety +1533

    They got more fekin' sea monsters in the great Loch Ness than they have the likes of me.

    • @jackgardere8458
      @jackgardere8458 Před 8 lety +53

      +Gandalf Greyhame No it's true. Check the wiki.

    • @strfxed
      @strfxed Před 8 lety +4

      whyd they do it tho

    • @daniellikadja1359
      @daniellikadja1359 Před 8 lety +5

      You can here it in meet the "blu" demoman.

    • @TheChaosDragoness
      @TheChaosDragoness Před 8 lety

      I thought you were me for a split second. Hello fellow Team Rowlet member.

    • @rattiom
      @rattiom Před 8 lety

      Hey brother!

  • @thebusiness8212
    @thebusiness8212 Před 3 lety +2516

    It always just cracks me up how he gets incredibly pissed at the enemy team having both eyes like it’s some insult against him.

    • @Damian125id
      @Damian125id Před rokem +95

      I mean if you lost a leg you'd be pissed to people that has all of them too

    • @NigerianCrusader
      @NigerianCrusader Před rokem +32

      It always just cracks me up how Oblivion Npcs can spread a rumor on how themselves died in a robbery

    • @jonathanwatson4484
      @jonathanwatson4484 Před rokem +10

      I mean I would be piss if the enemy had four bloody spies

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Před 7 měsíci

      ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E

    • @idkwhyieventryanymore
      @idkwhyieventryanymore Před 7 měsíci +2

      @@NigerianCrusadertotally unrelated to the subject.

  • @ratrali9925
    @ratrali9925 Před 11 měsíci +3

    I like how when the theme plays at the end of the video, there are some added bagpipes that aren't in the other characters' videos during their theme

  • @Eggyteevee
    @Eggyteevee Před 2 měsíci +2

    For someone called demoman, he's a surprisingly good swordsman

  • @HowitzerHammer
    @HowitzerHammer Před 3 lety +2121

    I wonder if all the "Meet the" videos were the interviews of when that reporter was sent by what I believe was the government in order to, in the administrators words: "Show that they're not a bunch of idiots who kill and blow eachother up on a daily basis." In my opinion, it would make sense

    • @bin8350
      @bin8350 Před 3 lety +256

      When Sniper asked Ms Pauling why he had to be interviewed she told him it was "to show the people of Teufort there not mindless thugs blowing up there land on. A daily basis" but in fact the administrator hired the director to "Keep tabs on the dangerous Lunatics we pay to blow each other up on a daily basis" it's all so the administrator can obtain information and blackmail material on the Mercs... And soldiers heads

    • @jollyroman6695
      @jollyroman6695 Před 3 lety +52

      I also heard someone claim all the meet the team films were red propaganda, but I don’t think there’s any actual lore to back it up

    • @thegodofalldragons
      @thegodofalldragons Před 3 lety +42

      That seemed to be the implication in Meet the Director. Heavy even starts quoting Meet the Heavy at one part, though not in the same context as the video (Different take?).

    • @foxtrotnine
      @foxtrotnine Před 3 lety +37

      @@jollyroman6695 I mean, in every meet the class video the shown class is practically overpowered.

    • @rohankishibe6433
      @rohankishibe6433 Před 3 lety +6

      That sounds reasonable

  • @phantomwraith1984
    @phantomwraith1984 Před 4 lety +6901

    Demoman. The token character brought in to add diversity.
    You know, because he's Scottish

    • @AitoJaOikeaNippeliFaktaa
      @AitoJaOikeaNippeliFaktaa Před 4 lety +347

      The previous quote is rated H for honest

    • @flashter6101
      @flashter6101 Před 3 lety +95

      Was literally thinking of that quote while I was watching

    • @templarone6752
      @templarone6752 Před 3 lety +126

      He helped with the SCOTTISH REVOLUTION!!!!!!

    • @mx.plasma
      @mx.plasma Před 3 lety +129

      He's more than that
      HES A GOOD DEMOMAN
      DONT ASK HIM WHY

    • @notascam7808
      @notascam7808 Před 3 lety +39

      @@templarone6752 SCOTTTLANNND!!!!

  • @user-qt3ku7ge3k
    @user-qt3ku7ge3k Před 4 měsíci +2

    1:32 one of the best lines in the game.

  • @CanalMix69
    @CanalMix69 Před rokem +12

    As a black scottish cyclops, this is just a regular monday for us

  • @DeadPollo
    @DeadPollo Před 3 lety +7410

    "we need more representation in videogame"
    Demoman: "hold my... no, f*ck it, lad"
    _chugs down whole bottle_

    • @rotten_milky
      @rotten_milky Před 3 lety +900

      TF2 is one of the only pieces of media with a diverse cast that doesn't feel unnatural or forced mainly because it's hilariously self-aware and I fucken love it

    • @butterknife7342
      @butterknife7342 Před 2 lety +213

      We need a character from TF2 to be playable in Super Smash Bros Ultimate. Please spread the word throughout the TF2 and Smash communities.

    • @ihaveaweirdnotsolonguserna5270
      @ihaveaweirdnotsolonguserna5270 Před 2 lety +56

      Did DM actually fight a war drunk?

    • @Sir_GrimReaper
      @Sir_GrimReaper Před 2 lety +42

      @@butterknife7342 no.

    • @borbleborb4586
      @borbleborb4586 Před 2 lety +34

      @@butterknife7342 no.

  • @enderninja1015
    @enderninja1015 Před 8 lety +1815

    1:10
    Heavy's face still haunts my nightmares....

  • @IluminousOne-9.7.2
    @IluminousOne-9.7.2 Před 5 měsíci +5

    0:06 me running from the kitchen after microwaving the fork:

  • @DemonTime27546
    @DemonTime27546 Před rokem +5

    1:09 "Prancin aboot with your head full of eyeballs!" Still my favourite line to this day

  • @Everik-ct6pg
    @Everik-ct6pg Před 4 lety +1396

    1:37 can we appreciate how this is the only version of the main theme that has a class variation?

    • @speedtubertm6319
      @speedtubertm6319 Před 4 lety +69

      ᴇᴠᴇʀɪᴋ meet the spy: Am I a joke to you?

    • @looeegy
      @looeegy Před 4 lety +81

      @@speedtubertm6319 well meet the spy just has sound effects

    • @JohnFortniteKennedy_
      @JohnFortniteKennedy_ Před 4 lety +58

      @@looeegy *stab* Ouf! uh! *stab stabe* ck Agh! Oof! **stab**

    • @alexyoshi5728
      @alexyoshi5728 Před 4 lety +35

      The variation sounds like its drunk

    • @stormflyer6574
      @stormflyer6574 Před 4 lety +31

      @@alexyoshi5728 its bagpipes

  • @zkkety8508
    @zkkety8508 Před 3 lety +2529

    As a Scottish man myself, I can confirm that this is, in fact how we act.

    • @BIGESTblade
      @BIGESTblade Před 3 lety +71

      What is your record sticky jump?

    • @evee_evvillamar4477
      @evee_evvillamar4477 Před 3 lety +23

      KA BEEEEEEEWM

    • @zkkety8508
      @zkkety8508 Před 3 lety +100

      @@BIGESTblade 50ft up! Lost my legs but it was well worth it.

    • @BrianHopson
      @BrianHopson Před 3 lety +13

      @@zkkety8508 Nice.

    • @JAndre-gb3dm
      @JAndre-gb3dm Před 3 lety +7

      Do you also wear a pumpkin and wield a big *** ax and a cursed sword

  • @valiant2398
    @valiant2398 Před rokem +8

    I just noticed something, when we see Demo shooting stickies at the wall, they didn't actually animate it, rather they just filmed the player model's pre made animations for shooting stickies. You can see a very subtle stutter to the stickie launcher's movements. It's a good way to save time.

  • @fireandcopper
    @fireandcopper Před 5 měsíci +2

    I love how even the ending symphony is drunk and slightly off key

  • @andrewhendl3821
    @andrewhendl3821 Před 4 lety +612

    0:57 bleeped part:
    "They've got more feckin monsters in the Great Loched Ness than they've got the likes of me"

    • @synical69
      @synical69 Před 4 lety +16

      Why’d they censor it tho

    • @coontlol904
      @coontlol904 Před 4 lety +51

      @@synical69 censorship easter egg if i remember correctly

    • @PassTheSnails
      @PassTheSnails Před 3 lety +69

      So what he’s saying his, he’s so unique as a person what with all his flaws, that there are more mythical creatures in scotland than there are people like him

    • @alunsinus_prime
      @alunsinus_prime Před 3 lety +9

      @@PassTheSnails interesting interpretation

    • @CharlesVDoktaur
      @CharlesVDoktaur Před 3 lety

      SyniCal probably the F word

  • @imitatsiya
    @imitatsiya Před 7 lety +761

    Demoman: M1 + M2
    Demoknight: M2 + M1

    • @spacecore5322
      @spacecore5322 Před 7 lety +6

      mann vs machine is true

    • @W0wzersNumber1337
      @W0wzersNumber1337 Před 7 lety +33

      Phlog Pyro: W + M1

    • @spacecore5322
      @spacecore5322 Před 7 lety +8

      M1 + M1

    • @ajatakoi
      @ajatakoi Před 7 lety +19

      Soldier: *aim at the ground* M1 M1 M1 M1 (wait) M1

    • @kreamkola2775
      @kreamkola2775 Před 7 lety +25

      Scout: W+M1
      Solider: Aim at ground+M1
      Pyro: W+M1
      Demo: M1+M2
      Heavy:W+M1
      Engineer: M1
      Medic: W+M1
      Sniper: M1
      Spy: M1

  • @Peepin_
    @Peepin_ Před 11 měsíci +4

    Remember guys
    If he was a bad demoman he wouldn’t be sitting their discussing with us now would he?

  • @Jazzerizer
    @Jazzerizer Před 11 měsíci +4

    someone out there has played tf2 so much they know exactly what demoman says in the censored part of this video

    • @Alak-Hul_Darkblade
      @Alak-Hul_Darkblade Před 7 měsíci +2

      “There’s more fecking monsters in the Loch Ness than there are the likes of me”

  • @aseemikitsu7687
    @aseemikitsu7687 Před 5 lety +4261

    Pokemon Sword/Shield first gym leader leaked footage 2019

    • @rivaraptor4277
      @rivaraptor4277 Před 5 lety +266

      God i can imagine that. All his pokemon use self destruct

    • @noelsante936
      @noelsante936 Před 5 lety +291

      What makes me a good trainer
      IF I WAS A BAD TRAINER I WOULD BE SITTIN HERE AND DISCCUSSIN IT WITH YOU WOULDN'T I

    • @billyray4526
      @billyray4526 Před 5 lety +76

      Oh god the scottish heroine memes is amazing

    • @b2j135
      @b2j135 Před 5 lety +16

      Fuck

    • @sauronmauron6965
      @sauronmauron6965 Před 5 lety +52

      A gym of only voltorb......dear god,what have you bringed upon this cursed land

  • @pootisbirb6821
    @pootisbirb6821 Před 5 lety +853

    How to sell a character...
    Demoman: I'm a drunk Scottish cyclops
    Paulen: You're Hired

  • @erizoh
    @erizoh Před 5 měsíci +1

    I just love how the outro music gets distorted, just as if the musicians themselves were drunk. The amount of detail put into these animations is straight up insane

  • @itsmemaario
    @itsmemaario Před měsícem +2

    Oh... It's been 15 years... That was quick.

  • @canadiandream5091
    @canadiandream5091 Před 4 lety +588

    Fun Fact: The bleeped line that Demoman said was “They got more feckin’ sea monsters in the great Loch Ness than they got the likes of me!”

  • @remixica5395
    @remixica5395 Před 4 lety +1242

    **When you single handedly destroy your parents marriage** 0:01

  • @bliink182
    @bliink182 Před rokem +5

    He wasn't asked IF he's a good demoman, he was asked what makes him a good demoman. He's upset about a question that was never asked lol.

  • @crunchberries6328
    @crunchberries6328 Před rokem +2

    I fucking love demoman. My favorite character in the game and my favorite meet the team video

  • @plaguedoctorsimp9348
    @plaguedoctorsimp9348 Před 4 lety +668

    "Aww there gonna hav tha glü yü bac togetha in H E L L"

  • @vagogod4
    @vagogod4 Před 3 lety +2805

    Things you dont want to ask to any tf2 player:
    3- never ask who is scout
    2- never ask what weight category of weapon they use
    1- never ask what makes a good demoman

    • @spookyskeleton9816
      @spookyskeleton9816 Před 2 lety +185

      3 - kind of a big deal
      2 - all of them
      1 - not spamming stickies

    • @Medineer_Gaming
      @Medineer_Gaming Před 2 lety +66

      If they weren't a good demoman, they wouldn't be sitting there discussing it

    • @risyadxmi443
      @risyadxmi443 Před 2 lety +22

      ​@@spookyskeleton9816 This guy is the chosen one.

    • @heyyou9472
      @heyyou9472 Před 2 lety +7

      @@spookyskeleton9816 legend

    • @kaitouknight3428
      @kaitouknight3428 Před 2 lety +12

      4 - never ask what was Pyro thinking

  • @Mpotato
    @Mpotato Před rokem +3

    I could go on such a long rant about how the meet the team videos are perfection, the music resembling the characters, the life that gets put into them. You cannot say any other fps game puts this much effort into creating a chatecter

  • @Amarenamann
    @Amarenamann Před 5 měsíci +2

    *I feel thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread.*