Honest Trailers | National Treasure

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    Honest Trailers | National Treasure
    Voice Narration: Jon Bailey aka Epic Voice Guy
    Title Design: Robert Holtby
    Written by: Spencer Gilbert, Joe Starr, Danielle Radford, & Lon Harris
    Produced by: Spencer Gilbert & Joe Starr
    Edited by: Randy Whitlock
    Post-Production Supervisor: Emin Bassavand
    Supervising Producer: Max Dionne
    Associate Producer: Ryan O'Toole
    Executive Producer: Roth Cornet
    #HonestTrailers
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  • @DYNEadvance
    @DYNEadvance Před 3 lety +2289

    The real national treasure was the friends we made along the way

  • @portokali3580
    @portokali3580 Před 3 lety +2076

    I watched this movie in a movie theatre in Greece and at some point they say "How old is this?" "Very old! ...200 hundred years old!". The whole theatre laughed!

    • @deletebilderberg
      @deletebilderberg Před 3 lety +127

      I guess you had to be there.

    • @ElachimArtist
      @ElachimArtist Před 3 lety +363

      It's funny because in Greece the majority of historical artefacts are at least 2000 years old

    • @runespar
      @runespar Před 3 lety +39

      @@deletebilderberg Underrated comment.

    • @artphone610
      @artphone610 Před 3 lety +77

      In Greece, people think they have like the oldest history. But they are probably closer to this film than they are to fricking ancient Egypt.

    • @deusexaethera
      @deusexaethera Před 3 lety +93

      Meanwhile in old European movies they talk about needing passports to drive 200 miles and WE laugh.

  • @Tigerman1138
    @Tigerman1138 Před 3 lety +1501

    “One does not just *walk* into The National Archives.”
    Love it.

  • @jaredpearce4244
    @jaredpearce4244 Před 3 lety +765

    The whole bit ending in "Wake UP, Sheeple"....that was priceless.

    • @Arnell_Long
      @Arnell_Long Před 3 lety +35

      Facts haha.
      And what's also funny is how people can literally turn anything into a theory/conspiracy. He just proved it.😊

    • @blakejames9743
      @blakejames9743 Před 3 lety +7

      @@Arnell_Long Electricity used to be a conspiracy. Quantum physics too...

    • @Arnell_Long
      @Arnell_Long Před 3 lety +6

      @@blakejames9743 Which makes my point even stronger.😊

    • @blakejames9743
      @blakejames9743 Před 3 lety +3

      @@Arnell_Long Yeah, wasn't disproving it either.

    • @johnryanbodker
      @johnryanbodker Před 3 lety +5

      The Con in the Air

  • @DarthRoyGBiv
    @DarthRoyGBiv Před 3 lety +2189

    At one point in time, the only DVD my dad had was this movie. He had no internet, no cable, just National Treasure. At one point in my life, I could quote this movie, word for word. I miss those days.

    • @laneythelame
      @laneythelame Před 3 lety +79

      Lol i feel the same, i watched it over so mant times on DVD. A simpler time!

    • @screenjunkies
      @screenjunkies  Před 3 lety +443

      It made you strong

    • @whoknows7968
      @whoknows7968 Před 3 lety +92

      Did you ever feel *caged* by your lack of DVDs?

    • @DarthRoyGBiv
      @DarthRoyGBiv Před 3 lety +34

      @@whoknows7968 nah. I lived with my mom for the most part so I only had to deal with National Treasure for a long weekend and every other Wednesday. After his roommate died, he got more DVDs.

    • @whoknows7968
      @whoknows7968 Před 3 lety +58

      @@DarthRoyGBiv So his roommates death opened the *gates* to more movies? That sounds strange without context.

  • @AmberAHue82
    @AmberAHue82 Před 3 lety +918

    "The real treasure was inside her all along!"
    I cackled.

    • @adamyong6766
      @adamyong6766 Před 3 lety +10

      Same lmao

    • @mattotis8412
      @mattotis8412 Před 3 lety +59

      "Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate" 😊 -- Captain Jack Sparrow
      Also a Bruckheimer film series ;)

    • @screenjunkies
      @screenjunkies  Před 3 lety +54

      😎

    • @goodisgood153
      @goodisgood153 Před 3 lety +7

      that came out of nowhere

    • @vsalvaggio
      @vsalvaggio Před 3 lety +2

      The BEST line of this (really funny) video!

  • @QDWhite
    @QDWhite Před 3 lety +141

    That Zelda puzzle solved chime was perfect.

  • @vivek-dd5yo
    @vivek-dd5yo Před 3 lety +158

    "Your real history teacher - video games"
    Assassins creed players agree

  • @rahulmenon9530
    @rahulmenon9530 Před 3 lety +828

    The real twist of this movie is that Sean Bean lives

    • @rezaqalam482
      @rezaqalam482 Před 3 lety +23

      but he's get busted at the ending😂

    • @saracin
      @saracin Před 3 lety +56

      We'll just assume he was executed for treason or something.

    • @mungolikescandy3270
      @mungolikescandy3270 Před 3 lety +9

      @@saracin I’m sure it is in the secret hidden directors cut… the first clue is on the headstone of stanley kubrick!!

    • @kristennorth3268
      @kristennorth3268 Před 3 lety +2

      And that Harvey Keitel doesn't kill anyone.

  • @Armakk
    @Armakk Před 3 lety +404

    "IndiAlex Jones"… a lot of high-fiving around the office that day, kudos

  • @God_Is_An_Atheist
    @God_Is_An_Atheist Před 3 lety +242

    "A scavenger hunt that everyone can figure out. Even kids... and Americans"
    LMAO

  • @noodlekeeper5150
    @noodlekeeper5150 Před 3 lety +180

    The whole "mid trailer conspiracy rant" was absolutely amazing.

    • @AtheistOrphan
      @AtheistOrphan Před 3 lety +3

      I agree.

    • @thepubknight6144
      @thepubknight6144 Před 2 lety +10

      ​@@AtheistOrphan it's even funnier when you realize conspiracy theorists actually used this video to "prove" they're right 😂

  • @Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r
    @Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r Před 3 lety +2185

    Nicholas Cage: How many times do I have to say “steal the Declaration of Independence”?
    Screenwriter : Yes

    • @screenjunkies
      @screenjunkies  Před 3 lety +238

      So
      Many
      Times

    • @berengustav7714
      @berengustav7714 Před 3 lety +31

      @@screenjunkies Please do Eragon and Percy Jackson Honest Trailer.

    • @MsDaydream3r
      @MsDaydream3r Před 3 lety +6

      @@screenjunkies Can you do an honest trailer for Hannibal (tv show)?

    • @ECKtrain
      @ECKtrain Před 3 lety +3

      @@screenjunkies please do a artemis fowl trailer!

    • @bdc241
      @bdc241 Před 3 lety +2

      Do a trailers honest trailer

  • @danjlp9155
    @danjlp9155 Před 3 lety +1235

    Gotta admit, this movie partially inspired me to get a master's degree in American History (which I now have)
    Edit: thank you for the nice messages! I appreciate it!

    • @CannonRaw
      @CannonRaw Před 3 lety +85

      That's pretty badass
      Congratulations to you. If you ever publish a doctorate I'll read it.

    • @danjlp9155
      @danjlp9155 Před 3 lety +10

      @@CannonRaw thanks

    • @Chaoslord017
      @Chaoslord017 Před 3 lety +10

      Congrats

    • @max.wilson
      @max.wilson Před 3 lety +44

      Now, YOU’RE the national treasure!

    • @David_Jr
      @David_Jr Před 3 lety +17

      That's actually pretty dope! Congrats!

  • @deusexaethera
    @deusexaethera Před 3 lety +93

    "Aww, the real national treasure was inside her all along!"
    I'm dead. I'm a ghost now. Wooo...

  • @TheCreepypro
    @TheCreepypro Před 3 lety +52

    I still love how goofy and fun this movie is historical accuracy be damned

  • @Ajaws
    @Ajaws Před 3 lety +1747

    I don’t even care this movie is fun
    It’s historically inaccurate, dumb, PG, campy, but it is a fun movie and it is super fun to watch

    • @hunter207
      @hunter207 Před 3 lety +49

      And they're finally making a third!

    • @Xero11111Joy
      @Xero11111Joy Před 3 lety +29

      @@hunter207 really? Damn. I loved the 1st two.

    • @erdbeerenrex
      @erdbeerenrex Před 3 lety +90

      _historically inaccurate, dumb, PG, campy_
      basically movies from 2000s and I love those

    • @rachaelmow
      @rachaelmow Před 3 lety +24

      Both of the NT movies are definitely a huge guilty pleasure for me.

    • @007Fusiion
      @007Fusiion Před 3 lety +3

      I loved them

  • @ManOnHorizon
    @ManOnHorizon Před 3 lety +1397

    Really? Not a single joke about Sean Bean living through the movie?
    But still: pretty sweet build up for Ed Harris's appearance in the sequel ;)

    • @user-oz5wc6jz5y
      @user-oz5wc6jz5y Před 3 lety +13

      I was waiting for it :(((

    • @qii6780
      @qii6780 Před 3 lety +24

      When Sean Bean is alive in the whole movie, it might not be a good movie .........lol

    • @SeraphiLionett
      @SeraphiLionett Před 3 lety +1

      I squealed when they cued Ed Harris! I love him XD

    • @AtheistOrphan
      @AtheistOrphan Před 3 lety +12

      Wait, Sean Bean lives? WTF?

    • @McMeatBag
      @McMeatBag Před 3 lety +7

      I totally remember him dying

  • @Cloudrunner5k
    @Cloudrunner5k Před 3 lety +416

    "Same way they built the pyramids, the great wall of china."
    "Slaves?"
    Probably not worng

    • @crazynorse4036
      @crazynorse4036 Před 3 lety +46

      Um...........actually the pyramids was not built by slaves, seriously.

    • @speedmastermarkiii
      @speedmastermarkiii Před 3 lety +62

      The pyramids and the Great Wall weren't built by slaves, but The Washington Monument and the White House most certainly were.

    • @edwardteach3000
      @edwardteach3000 Před 3 lety +9

      @@crazynorse4036 I know! People still somehow get that wrong, even though it hasn't been supported for 20 + years.

    • @shanedaniels6447
      @shanedaniels6447 Před 3 lety +59

      All 3 of you are semi wrong. The pyramids were 'most likely' built by farmers during seasonal non work time, and also captured -slaves from foreign territory or wars. The great wall was built by soldiers and prisoners. A prisoner in China during this period could easily be considered a slave.

    • @internetguy692
      @internetguy692 Před 3 lety +12

      @@shanedaniels6447 Only in the way that modern American prisoners can also be considered slaves

  • @freezarulesyou7603
    @freezarulesyou7603 Před 3 lety +76

    "Aww I WANNA BE IN THE DEEP STATE!"
    Im fucking dead.

  • @shubhayukolay9609
    @shubhayukolay9609 Před 3 lety +383

    Greatest achievement of National Treasure in the history of movies:
    SEAN BEAN LIVES THROUGH THE MOVIE !!!!

    • @aniksamiurrahman6365
      @aniksamiurrahman6365 Před 3 lety +4

      I was about to say that.

    • @mirceamitch
      @mirceamitch Před 3 lety +3

      Unfortunately, there are plenty of movies where Sean Bean's character makes it to the end.

    • @shubhayukolay9609
      @shubhayukolay9609 Před 3 lety +7

      @@mirceamitch : Yes, there are a few. But this is an honest trailer for the National Treasure.

    • @Shermy203
      @Shermy203 Před 3 lety +4

      You sure? He got arrested in the end. Probably got shanked

    • @DebjyotiZ
      @DebjyotiZ Před 3 lety +1

      I'm not sure how to feel about that.

  • @SwordsmanMercenary
    @SwordsmanMercenary Před 3 lety +410

    For Sean Connery: "That's a Smith and Wesson, and you've had your six."

  • @4evDreamer
    @4evDreamer Před 3 lety +47

    I personally still love the national treasure movies.. I was sad when a third never got into production. Yes it’s far fetched, but a great movie to just watch and relax on a cloudy day ❤️

  • @chasetemple1518
    @chasetemple1518 Před 3 lety +47

    In memory of Alex Trebek, say "I'll take 'Honest Trailers' for $600, Alex!"

  • @d4mdcykey
    @d4mdcykey Před 3 lety +390

    _That anyone could figure out, even kids...and Americans_
    Ouch, the pain is real, unfortunately.

    • @screenjunkies
      @screenjunkies  Před 3 lety +37

      😬

    • @berengustav7714
      @berengustav7714 Před 3 lety +10

      @@screenjunkies Please do Eragon and Percy Jackson Honest Trailer.

    • @EthelredHardrede-nz8yv
      @EthelredHardrede-nz8yv Před 3 lety +4

      @@berengustav7714
      "Please do Eragon"
      He turns into a damn Elf. I refuse to read the third book and the first is good only considering it was written by a kid. THEN he turns into a damn elf. A crap elf at that.

    • @berengustav7714
      @berengustav7714 Před 3 lety +8

      @@EthelredHardrede-nz8yv Here's how I see Percy Jackson:"From the studio who gave you Dragon Ball: Evolution,ATLA, and Eragon comes the fourth s***y "adapa-This can't be a coincidence,four strikes!"

    • @mariagraziacapitani8217
      @mariagraziacapitani8217 Před 3 lety

      😂😂

  • @filmnobelpreis
    @filmnobelpreis Před 3 lety +493

    "Slaves?"
    Every Sam O'Nella graduate: Now wait a minute...

    • @thecheeselord5943
      @thecheeselord5943 Před 3 lety +20

      He referenced Sam O'Nella Academy. This enraged his father, who punished him se- oh wait wrong person.

    • @chriswoelinga5888
      @chriswoelinga5888 Před 3 lety +28

      Um actually, the pyramids werent build by slaves...

    • @o.l4890
      @o.l4890 Před 3 lety +7

      *The guy was a God then he just disappeared*

    • @ZaxorVonSkyler
      @ZaxorVonSkyler Před 3 lety +6

      Aliens!

    • @mariannecontrino6297
      @mariannecontrino6297 Před 3 lety +2

      @@o.l4890 I know, I check in every other day, hoping he's resurfaced, but alas..... further heartbreak. Hopefully, SorrowTV, Primink, and he are all keeping each other company, plotting, and scheming, until the moment is exactly right, and they emerge from their hibernation, with some sort of amazing, albeit strange, collab.

  • @lawjef
    @lawjef Před 3 lety +25

    Blonde woman = love interest
    Blonde man = bad guy

  • @someguy2657
    @someguy2657 Před 3 lety +40

    Say: "This is Jeopardy!" for Alex Trebek.

  • @scodoublets
    @scodoublets Před 3 lety +234

    “The real national treasure was inside her all along...” 😅😆😆😆

  • @michaelcronin6566
    @michaelcronin6566 Před 3 lety +358

    “Abed, how much Nicholas Cage did you watch?”
    “Enough!!”

    • @jemert96
      @jemert96 Před 3 lety +40

      IM A CAT IMA SEXY CAT

    • @dellytancyl524
      @dellytancyl524 Před 3 lety +12

      LOL! this was easily one of the funniest moments of Community.

    • @michaelcronin6566
      @michaelcronin6566 Před 3 lety +2

      @@jemert96 That was brilliant

    • @nj2236
      @nj2236 Před 3 lety +8

      But was he good? Or bad?

    • @NVSArvind
      @NVSArvind Před 3 lety

      Ah! a (good) Community reference. Meta. Very meta.

  • @DrBoom-nt2pr
    @DrBoom-nt2pr Před 3 lety +105

    “One does not simply walk into the National Archives”- that did not age well

    • @elenachristian9860
      @elenachristian9860 Před 3 lety +38

      Somewhere, Ben Gates just facepalmed. Because it turns out, stealing the Declaration of Independence is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @collinsquires410
      @collinsquires410 Před 3 lety +14

      ​@@elenachristian9860 Oh, making crossover comments about movies is TIGHT!!!

  • @brandonbuzz7075
    @brandonbuzz7075 Před 3 lety +18

    “ The real national treasure was inside her all along” omg that line is so hilarious... 03:05

  • @mrv2174
    @mrv2174 Před 3 lety +186

    " the real treasure was inside her all along" My wife now covered in my tea. : " Something funny babe?"

    • @anarchyantz1564
      @anarchyantz1564 Před 3 lety +9

      Covered in tea eh? So she loves something that is short and stout when she grabs her handles and then puts out....

    • @mrv2174
      @mrv2174 Před 3 lety +2

      @@anarchyantz1564 i mean. I'm not short. I'm not really stout. I just laughed so hard i spit tea all over her. But. Nice one. Overall.

    • @anarchyantz1564
      @anarchyantz1564 Před 3 lety +3

      @@mrv2174 Remember to swallow next time :)

    • @mrv2174
      @mrv2174 Před 3 lety

      @@anarchyantz1564 i will.

  • @justahobbiest
    @justahobbiest Před 3 lety +651

    "The same way they built the pyramids, or the great wall of China"
    Slaves?
    Now THAT caused a chortle 😆

    • @ZaxorVonSkyler
      @ZaxorVonSkyler Před 3 lety +25

      I thought he was gonna say aliens!

    • @axelthegreat3895
      @axelthegreat3895 Před 3 lety +53

      slaves didn’t build the pyramids

    • @PrydeWater901
      @PrydeWater901 Před 3 lety +22

      @@axelthegreat3895 it was slave aliens.

    • @dr_lubaba
      @dr_lubaba Před 3 lety +23

      Pyramids were not made by slaves. They were respected and given proper burial outside pyramids.

    • @drbanana1535
      @drbanana1535 Před 3 lety +1

      In the original movie a guy said “aliens”

  • @swarleystinson6733
    @swarleystinson6733 Před 3 lety +91

    *4:41*
    *"I found the Charlotte!"*
    *"Do you mean she was a ship?"*
    *"Yeah she was beautiful!"*
    *BLOWN UP TO PIECES TILL KINGDOM COME* 😂😂😂

  • @dan...dandan...
    @dan...dandan... Před 3 lety +10

    "Skills you learn from your real history teacher, video games!"
    😂

  • @ARCWuLF
    @ARCWuLF Před 3 lety +224

    I liked National Treasure. Sure: It's goofy, but it's one of the very few heist/adventure films that I could watch with my young nephews back in the day.

  • @rustecohle591
    @rustecohle591 Před 3 lety +414

    “Awww the real national treasure was inside her all along” 😆 you never cease to make me happy honest trailer guy

    • @DivineFalcon
      @DivineFalcon Před 3 lety +5

      Reminds me of the chastity belt key in Robin Hood: Men in Tights:
      "It IS the key to the greatest treasure in all the land!"

    • @becauseimafan
      @becauseimafan Před 2 lety +2

      @@DivineFalcon "Call the locksmith!"
      "Call the locksmith!" 😂😂😂 Mel Brooks' *Robin Hood Men In Tights* is one of my favourite movies ever, since I was a kid! I f---ing love that movie!! It's one of the cornerstone movies that shaped my taste in and love of comedies and movies in general! In this house we stan Mel Brooks ❤️🌟😁

    • @mauricebrocklehurst2358
      @mauricebrocklehurst2358 Před rokem

      Jon Bailey is the Narrator but it's written by a team of people.

  • @yoshicake
    @yoshicake Před 2 lety +3

    My 8th grade history teacher made us watch this movie. His class was very fun and engaging and the movie was nice for before winter break. Honestly probably my favorite class ever.

  • @matheussanthiago9685
    @matheussanthiago9685 Před 3 lety +41

    6 days into 2021 and this movie has become 200% more realistic

  • @DucNguyen0131
    @DucNguyen0131 Před 3 lety +137

    In honor of Sean Connery, say "Bond. James Bond."

    • @fyreborneblu6706
      @fyreborneblu6706 Před 3 lety +1

      Why did he kick the bucket yet? If so.... 2020 man worse year to be old or sick or both

    • @iforget6940
      @iforget6940 Před 3 lety

      1:45 i mean that was a great impersonation of Sean Conery. Also 3:06 cancel this show lol.

    • @anubusx
      @anubusx Před 3 lety

      Bond James Bond.

    • @bloggerblogg5878
      @bloggerblogg5878 Před 3 lety +3

      RIP Sir Sean Connery.
      the best Bond ever!

  • @joermnyc
    @joermnyc Před 3 lety +173

    Please say: “Gin Martini, shaken, not stirred.” RIP Sean Connery.

    • @thepdfdify
      @thepdfdify Před 3 lety +6

      Bond drank vodka martinis

    • @73Stargazer
      @73Stargazer Před 3 lety

      Omg, how did I miss that? I didn't even know. :(

    • @joermnyc
      @joermnyc Před 3 lety

      @@thepdfdify in the books he ordered both styles, but they switched him to gin only in some of the films, since vodka was associated with the USSR at the time.

    • @BradTheAmerican
      @BradTheAmerican Před 3 lety +1

      @@joermnyc Reminds me of a Soviet guy in the 1940s who really liked Coca Cola so he requested custom made clear Coca Cola which wouldn't set off red flags about American imperialism.

  • @aprilkeel4085
    @aprilkeel4085 Před 3 lety +3

    Thank you!! I was Abigail Chase for Halloween this year...ordered a life size replica of the Declaration from Amazon to complete the look

  • @brandonw4199
    @brandonw4199 Před 3 lety +15

    Epic voice guy could you say: "I survived 2020, and all I got was this lousy comment"

  • @silverstarlightproductions1292

    Please say: "The name's Bond. James Bond." In honor of Sean Connery.

  • @ObiTrev
    @ObiTrev Před 3 lety +73

    I want to believe that Tomb Raider takes place in the same universe.

    • @marcofava
      @marcofava Před 3 lety +2

      Plus Uncharted and Far Cry

  • @hermajesty2174
    @hermajesty2174 Před 3 lety +4

    The "Heere at the wall with two e's" always get me, because there ARE VERY CLEARLY THREE E'S

  • @WiLDCHiLD.
    @WiLDCHiLD. Před 2 lety +1

    2:33 The captions say, "What's another dwarf cipher?" and that's what I'm going to call it from now on!😂

  • @master0fthearts894
    @master0fthearts894 Před 3 lety +383

    I can’t tell if this movie was good or bad by this honest trailer alone.

    • @zerothefaceless4888
      @zerothefaceless4888 Před 3 lety +113

      Kinda both.

    • @MatiZ815
      @MatiZ815 Před 3 lety +55

      I can't figure it out since the movie came out.

    • @TheReloader
      @TheReloader Před 3 lety +66

      They’re fun movies to watch.

    • @screenjunkies
      @screenjunkies  Před 3 lety +159

      You should absolutely watch it

    • @lindseysquire8417
      @lindseysquire8417 Před 3 lety +69

      It's amazing, one of my favorites to relax with. It's kinda cheesy at times, but seriously, it's worth a watch (or ten). It has that perfect treasure hunting element; solving riddles and whatnot.

  • @johndaugherty7465
    @johndaugherty7465 Před 3 lety +207

    "Even kids...and Uuhmericans."
    "...WAKE UP SHEEPLE!"
    /Derp State

  • @MtDuckford
    @MtDuckford Před 3 lety +2

    "...this walking pub trivia night..." hahaahah

  • @kitreyes
    @kitreyes Před 3 lety +12

    Please say "It's no use, he bit me. Pull the trigger, Piglet" in your panicked Winnie the Pooh Voice.

  • @RoseHHS
    @RoseHHS Před 3 lety +261

    My daughter stopped us halfway through National Treasure and said "This is just Goonies with grown-ups." Never been prouder.

    • @robertcanning3000
      @robertcanning3000 Před 3 lety +14

      This one statement has changed my look on life... lol well played

    • @ScionStorm1
      @ScionStorm1 Před 3 lety +13

      I mean, treasure-hunt clue movies gonna be treasure-hunt clue movies no matter what...
      Not sure why realizing that elicits pride.

    • @CONSOLETRUTH2
      @CONSOLETRUTH2 Před 3 lety +5

      @@ScionStorm1 it elicited pride because a young kid has seen and knew an older 80s film. Ypudont see that much these days.

    • @AnimeWolf5193
      @AnimeWolf5193 Před 3 lety +3

      OH. MY. GOD.

    • @Tigerman1138
      @Tigerman1138 Před 3 lety +2

      @@AnimeWolf5193 mind-blown!

  • @iammakoa.
    @iammakoa. Před 3 lety +98

    “The real national treasure was inside her all along” 🤣🤣 I’m done

  • @ladygamer9880
    @ladygamer9880 Před 5 měsíci

    I love the National Treasure movies! They are one of the few movies I can get my whole family to sit still and actually watch (without their phones!)

  • @rev.rachel
    @rev.rachel Před 2 lety +1

    "Red, White, and Blues Clues" the best dang alternate title for this.

  • @althibon
    @althibon Před 3 lety +142

    "Slaves?" Yeah, slaves. I'm going to go with slaves...
    "You can do anything if you just throw human death and suffering at it long enough."

    • @balrighty3523
      @balrighty3523 Před 3 lety +10

      And according to Zapp Branigan's Big Book of War, throwing wave after wave of men at Killbots is a good way to defeat them.

    • @mat2000100
      @mat2000100 Před 3 lety +6

      That’s literally how the Soviets won the battle of Stalingrad.

    • @sebpilon2895
      @sebpilon2895 Před 3 lety

      Thanks for quoting Louis CK!

    • @althibon
      @althibon Před 3 lety +1

      @@sebpilon2895 Yes! I put it in quotes but couldn't remember who said it... lol

    • @swanchamp5136
      @swanchamp5136 Před 3 lety

      Rimmer: how did they build the pyramids then?
      Lister: they had whips, massive massive whips

  • @CrystalTigerclaw
    @CrystalTigerclaw Před 3 lety +331

    For Sean Connery: “Vodka martini. Shaken, Not stirred.”

  • @cakebuakkcj6882
    @cakebuakkcj6882 Před 3 lety +3

    I’m proud to say I have this movie and the second one completely memorized line for line and have a tshirt with the entire script on it 🤷🏼‍♂️ I’ve watched it over 50 times

  • @John_Smith76
    @John_Smith76 Před 2 lety +1

    "The national treasure was inside her all along." was the last sentence I heard before I choked on my drink and died.

  • @marzbanofmerv2324
    @marzbanofmerv2324 Před 3 lety +88

    Say: I'm not epic voice guy I'm melon lord!

  • @sketchygetchey8299
    @sketchygetchey8299 Před 3 lety +105

    “Wanna get Capone? Here's how you get him. He pulls a knife, you pull a gun, he sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue” For Sean Connery

  • @jyesucevitz
    @jyesucevitz Před 2 lety +1

    03:44 auto thumbs up for the perfectly timed Zelda sound effect.

  • @yumnaamjad2637
    @yumnaamjad2637 Před 3 lety +1

    ur sense of humor is comedy gold standard

  • @noobmasterruben5167
    @noobmasterruben5167 Před 3 lety +467

    Ah, yes National Treasure. The movie that makes American history look fun besides Night at the museum

  • @nduwingoma
    @nduwingoma Před 3 lety +42

    "Awww, the real national treasure was inside her all along."
    LMAO! God, that made me laugh!

  • @Neoyoshi-FFXIV
    @Neoyoshi-FFXIV Před 3 lety +1

    I've been waiting for this Honest Trailer since this movie came out.

  • @MargoMB19
    @MargoMB19 Před 3 lety +2

    This movie is still among my all-time favorites, but I love watching CZcams channels tear it apart. Why is that? lol That conspiracy rant in the middle was hilarious and perfect for this movie!

  • @fatimagic1365
    @fatimagic1365 Před 3 lety +77

    this is one of my favorite goofy, "turn your brain off" movies, but all kidding aside, the score is insanely good and seriously underrated. it's way better than this movie deserves and one of my favorite film scores outside of anything composed by john williams or hans zimmer.

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 Před 2 lety +3

      i loved the movie. historical conspiracy theory stories like this only work if you don't think about them too hard and they keep things moving, and since the movies are meant to be enjoyed by a varied audience they cant have too many obscure landmarks or artifacts so its best to stick to famous recognizable ones. The movie was a good conspiracy story and a great action comedy.

  • @wesstapley
    @wesstapley Před 3 lety +85

    I just want to give a huge shoutout to John for his conspiracy voice.

  • @ZorvaineVonSinius
    @ZorvaineVonSinius Před 3 lety

    I did not expect Epic Voice Guy to quote The Headless Horseman from Warcraft... Hearing it just made my day better.

  • @canimargessor
    @canimargessor Před 3 lety +2

    "your real history teacher: video games"
    i spent many hours playing age of empires 2 and the references I remember from them keep popping up so yeah I felt that.

  • @murphyrutledge5590
    @murphyrutledge5590 Před 3 lety +75

    Crap on this movie all you want, I’ll still love it.

    • @John-Ng
      @John-Ng Před 3 lety +18

      From what I see it, they didn’t crap on this movie. They actually praise it for being a simple fun movie, which is one of my favourite movies for being a simple fun movie 😂

    • @murphyrutledge5590
      @murphyrutledge5590 Před 3 lety +1

      @Charlie Vetsworth I did. I was just saying that because it gets crapped on a good bit.

  • @mori1bund
    @mori1bund Před 3 lety +76

    In memory of the great Sean Connery, do a trailer of his craziest movie: *ZARDOZ*

  • @TheRefugene
    @TheRefugene Před 3 lety +1

    How is there no Honest Trailer for Gone in 60 Seconds!?!? LOVE that movie!

  • @Caleb-jn7bc
    @Caleb-jn7bc Před 2 lety +1

    I swear they need to make a sequel called “International Treasure”

  • @akshayramdaw9003
    @akshayramdaw9003 Před 3 lety +137

    "America's greatest treasures"
    Shows a collection of artifacts from other countries

    • @macdege6754
      @macdege6754 Před 3 lety +13

      Yeah, that's why it's "OUR" greatest treasure. Back then the "finders keepers" was taken much more seriously. (Even if they found by defeating other cultures to steal their artifacts)

    • @TheSiemek
      @TheSiemek Před 3 lety +11

      Brits are sweating right now.

    • @randomrealistictone2231
      @randomrealistictone2231 Před 3 lety +1

      Like britain with India?

    • @rohan81991
      @rohan81991 Před 3 lety +4

      @@randomrealistictone2231 like the British Museum in London to be specific. XD

  • @TK--mo3jy
    @TK--mo3jy Před 3 lety +137

    Can you please say " I'm a goofy goober yeah" - SpongeBob

    • @wadebrashear7517
      @wadebrashear7517 Před 3 lety +1

      Double baby bubble blower

    • @erdbeerenrex
      @erdbeerenrex Před 3 lety

      hey, I just watched this with my brother last week.
      _We're a goofy goober_

    • @adlan_kacak
      @adlan_kacak Před 3 lety

      yea .. i quite curious wantg to hear he said it tho =P

  • @RoMD
    @RoMD Před 3 lety +4

    When he said “slaves” I was like...”probably”

  • @user-eu3tw7vp9k
    @user-eu3tw7vp9k Před 3 lety +1

    A con in the air, great line of thinking and voice. Loved it

  • @KissFistMovies
    @KissFistMovies Před 3 lety +83

    Honest Trailer for Hunt for Red October!

    • @kaelanirevyruun1676
      @kaelanirevyruun1676 Před 3 lety +2

      YUS! 10000000% yes! I can just imagine the Credits part... “starring... *Scottesh Russian*”

  • @jarjared3522
    @jarjared3522 Před 3 lety +58

    PLEASE do an honest trailer of National Treasure 2: Book of Secrets.

  • @pt3391
    @pt3391 Před 12 dny

    In a manner of 5 seconds there was a reference to Indiana Jones, Dexter, Lord of The Rings, and Pulp Fiction. Amazing!

  • @punkartwantstew
    @punkartwantstew Před 2 lety +1

    "Your real history teacher, video games!" I mean you're not wrong

  • @janetsnakehole-macklin6426
    @janetsnakehole-macklin6426 Před 3 lety +139

    Please say: “I’m a dingly dangly scarecrow with a floppy floppy hat.”

  • @milohenry4323
    @milohenry4323 Před 3 lety +80

    I died when you said "The real national treasure was inside her all along" lmaoooo

  • @xohmyheadx
    @xohmyheadx Před 9 měsíci

    Tons of LOLs in this one! And great Cage impression!

  • @linuslaw9648
    @linuslaw9648 Před 2 lety +1

    That last joke is pretty good

  • @AdamHolland-Adz
    @AdamHolland-Adz Před 3 lety +435

    "My ex wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better."

    • @Arnell_Long
      @Arnell_Long Před 3 lety +4

      Ah...facials.

    • @TCt83067695
      @TCt83067695 Před 3 lety +4

      @@Arnell_Long his wife he said, not him

    • @LegendryHeropon
      @LegendryHeropon Před 3 lety +7

      Grunkle Stan

    • @lucasphilip4822
      @lucasphilip4822 Před 3 lety +2

      @@Arnell_Long that's very sus brother.

    • @Arnell_Long
      @Arnell_Long Před 3 lety +2

      @@lucasphilip4822 Hey, if being with a woman is sus, then my apologies bro...I respect those who prefer the same gender.......

  • @99jarjarbinks
    @99jarjarbinks Před 3 lety +89

    In honor of Sir Sean Connery please say, "I've got a finger for you, Trebek."

  • @leah-pg7oe
    @leah-pg7oe Před 3 lety +2

    2:00 THIS WAS THE BEST CONFUSING EXPLANATION EVER.

  • @arothmanmusic
    @arothmanmusic Před 3 lety

    One of your best yet.

  • @AriS-gg7gw
    @AriS-gg7gw Před 3 lety +81

    Every other youtube channel "Eleeeeections"
    Screen Junkies: Hey remember Nick Cage?

  • @amitvishwakarma7210
    @amitvishwakarma7210 Před 3 lety +68

    This movie shows.....
    "You gotta steal something to keep it safe, which is not so illegal...." 😁

    • @JamesWiseMagic
      @JamesWiseMagic Před 3 lety +5

      In that case, I need to keep all the money in banks safe.... haha

    • @KARAPULKRA20
      @KARAPULKRA20 Před 3 lety

      So...like Netflix's Carmen Sandiego?

    • @Raycheetah
      @Raycheetah Před 3 lety +3

      It's called "protective custody." The cops do it all the time, right? =^[.]^=

  • @anthonyw2605
    @anthonyw2605 Před 3 lety +1

    Loved the Doakes reference from Dexter.

  • @amityislandchum
    @amityislandchum Před 3 lety +3

    2004: Like it would be THAT EASY to steal the Declaration of Independence.
    2021: Like it would be THAT HARD to steal the Declaration of Independence.

  • @DivineFalcon
    @DivineFalcon Před 3 lety +104

    Please say: Hellooooo, nurse!"
    The Animaniacs are back!

  • @jidhindharanm.p9351
    @jidhindharanm.p9351 Před 3 lety +70

    Honest Trailers is an international Treasure

  • @joenewman2402
    @joenewman2402 Před 3 lety

    The Zelda "found secret" chime lulled me!

  • @darkmatterburger
    @darkmatterburger Před 3 lety +2

    Finally they’ve done my favorite movie 🍿