Honest Game Trailers | Elden Ring
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Honest Game Trailers | Elden Ring
Written by Max Song, Andrew Bird, and Spencer Gilbert
Edited by Max Song
Produced by: Max Song & Ryan O'Toole
Post-Production Supervisor: Emin Bassavand
Post-Production Coordinator: Mikołaj Kossakowski
Assistant Editor: Rebecca Castaneda
Director of Video Production: Max Dionne
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"A game that doesn't so much hold your hand, but instead abandons you as a child."
I knew this game was giving me nostalgic feelings for some reason.
Okay here's the jump button.... and here's the Tree Sentinel good luck lol
Literally impossible to figure out most quests in Elden Ring without an online guide. Ridiculous xD
@@trackert3358 I know right ! I bought the game at the launch as a traditional rpg player. I refunded it within a few hours because I was sick of wandering around Limgrave lost without direction to progress.
Got it again 6 months later launch, I am having a blast now. Ign & polygon & pcgamer guides + youtube are basically my quest logs and markers 😅
Had me on the floor laughing historically for 5 minutes
Best line of this video. So true ☺️🤣
"find every weapon you don't have the build for". That was a bit too honest. I felt that deep in my runes.
I spent the majority of the game wishing I'd went Faith because for the longest time it seemed like it was the only gear I would find.
ruuuuuuunes
Nice
Frrrr💀
@@nickfizer401 I just went full faith and now I miss my great swords lol, the blasphemous blade goes crazy at high level though
"A gaming experience that treats you like you're smarter than you actually are."
I've never been so offended by something I one hundred percent agree with.
😅
😂😂
@Reiysa Soffioti or maybe you just gotta get that one thing
@Reiysa Soffioti good.
I feel offended when the game tells me the answer to a puzzle before I even finish LOOKING at the environment. Like, do they think I'm that dumb or just omniscient?? 😅
I'm so glad they finally added in someone to hug you for trying your best. It's what the series truly needed.
Underrated comment
You get a debuff:( std from the pretty huh lady
She gives you a 5% health debuff when you hug her... even in Souls games, kindness kills you :(
@@darkodev6961 worth it
@@KOAHUNT3R something most people probably don't even notice until they see a random comment on a wiki or a CZcams video.....
The beauty of a Fromsoftware game is even if you DO include spoilers people watching this trailer still won't know what the *%=÷ is going on.
*Sees boss in gameplay video, has no context whatsoever for said boss, realizes it probably doesn't matter*
@@MrDalisclock Probably doesnt matter, will still get beaten to a pulp 50 times until you realise all you had to do was one thing correctly and you couldn't even do that. Sadness.
Oh come on now, it's so easy to follow this time!
You're the seeker of the Elden Ring, a hibamabaginis that fell from somewhere outer space but that wasn't really outerspace instead a thingy inside a box that in reality wasn't really a box which was sealed (not really sealed) away by 4 big boss bro guys you have to kill because you found this nice sword that said "Go kill them" so you killed them but in reality they instead killed your soul and you have to reclaim it by reclaiming the Elden Ring.
Come on, really easy!
Please do chicken invaders
Big facts I’m almost 120+ in and idkwtf is going on
"Now that these games are mainstream I think criticizing them is kink shaming."
Someone finally put it into words.
*king shaming (play on words with the first game, King's Field)
It's so true. Criticizing these games usually causes some guy to get super defensive as if you were insulting one of his kinks
He said king shaming.
Actually sounds better as kink shaming and now I cannot unheard that
Kinks should be shamed though.
"A gaming experience that treats you like you're smarter than you actually are"
THE PERFECT SUMMARY OF ELDEN RING
Not to mention treats you like you're a hundred times more beefy than you actually are 😂🥴🤔
Sorry but the line “and the studio that brought us the video game equivalent of waterboarding…” made me lough so hard I couldn’t stop for another 5 minutes.😂
Yes with a side of omg yes
"That is, if you can pry yourself away from meandering into every cave to collect all the weapons you don't have the build for" - the accuracy of this statement has murdered me, more than the game has.
so essentially.... YOU DIED
Precious item ahead.
*Picks up new spell/weapon, realizes it has a faith requirement, cries.*-me, probably
@@MrDalisclock me but with Int requirements. Curse me wanting to kill people with the wrath of God.
@@askingshoe2 I decided to be adventurous this time and spec for strength, dex and int. I keep finding stuff that needs faith(like dragon spells)I feel like a failure and I'm not sure why
Missed opportunity to put "Dog!" while showing a turtle during "Starring." lol
As a mage who sits comfortably at a distance and cheeses practically everything, I can honestly say... yes.
This is the way
@@MiguelAngelGutierrezRamirez absolute maidenless behavior.
Wait until the dlc makes everything highly resistant to magic, bleed, and frost
@@osets2117 yeah mages will need 4 seconds instead of 3 for bosses
@@haveldudler lol yeah probably
"An open world experience that doesn't so much as hold your hand as it has abandoned you during childhood" - best description of Elden Ring ever lmao
.......any open world can do this
@@dmolmalowski they can.......... but can they do it successfully ?
@@dmolmalowski They wouldn't dare. Imagine devs sweating over this thinking to make their world least user friendly. You need guts to make these type of decision.
@@grade3328 they do it with no real skill
@@samadkhan6934 >You need guts
This is embarrassing.
I laughed way to hard at the part “from softwares plan of making everyone get good whether they want to or not.”
yes, from software are on the mission
Gud*
As someone who has never played a souls game before this, this is accurate
@@PsychoticWolfie its not really bud lol this game let's you summon like 5 guys to help you. go play sekiro then talk to me about getting good 😂😂
Git*
That made me laugh. "Because being beating by a boss 20 times has injured your pride." As much as I like a challenge, I had to stop playing DS2 after getting close to the end game and take a break for a moment. It was starting to drive me nuts, and even had dreams I was going through a bunch of tunnels looking for treasure chests for stuff I didn't need.
You atleast didnt dream about nuclear war
@@izawa9211 Did playing Fallout cause you to dream that?
@@sabianwatts8515 i think so
I laughed so damn hard at the accuracy and having done everything listed on this video. My God, thank you for this gem. One of the funniest Honest Trailers ever for me.
Honestly the "just to collect every weapon you don't have the build for" part hurt me 🤣
He's not wrong: the lobsters in this game can give some eldritch gods a run for their money.
Nothing is quite as demoralizing as being killing by terminal velocity squirting...
Lobster spit=one hit and that's it. Poisonous gigaflower holy lasers from the sky kill you slower.
Bell bearing hunter in caelid is the worst
I can now with confidence say "I've fought mudcrabs tougher than you"
The Magma Wyrm at the Consecrated Snowfield had severe trouble against an Octopus. It did more damage with its tentacles than I did and I had swords. Which I then shoved right up its beak hole because it had no health left.
"Elden Finger Ring: But hole."
A perfect title right there.
Nothing better than coming up on a bunch of messages expecting something important and them all being:
"try finger,
but hole"
I have been leaving "Offer Pickle, then seek head" by every waist lv hole in the wall.
@@shaunsmith9013 I’ve seen your message lol
@@blackrat1228 secret passage ahead.
@@popkhorne5372 Liar ahead
the biggest and most insidious threat in the game is the hug lady. when you hug her she steals 5% of your max health until you break the debuff by using the item she gave you
... wait ... what? ... I ... thx for the info ... I need to do something right now ...
That's why taking Vitality from 20 to 30 is much more meaningful, than taking it from 10 to 20. Even with Balachins you're not a one hit kill anymore.
What.ur telling me I’m playing with -10%health
Ohhhh, I hugged her once because she looked lonely... Guess that came back to bite me in the ass huh?
1:54 is where I lost it... " the true genius of elden ring, where u pack it up and go somewhere else for a while"
"Being maidenless, in game and in real life"
This hit different.
I want to like... but don't want to screw up your 69 status for the original comment...
I think my wife is considering making me maidenless...
“Getting beat down by Margit 20x has injured your pride.”
I have never felt so personally attacked
Still working on Mohg here, I can assure you it's been a LOT more than 20x. I have no pride on this one.
I wss SO glad that I could just run off and do something else when I got tired of getting rekted by him
Yeah especially since everyone who says 20 means actually 50.
A friend of a friend told me…
@@bingobongo1615 I am that friend of your friend. Hi friend of my friend
I have not beaten Margit yet. But, I Atleast got him in his second phase once. Yea, I suck at souls games but, I keep coming back. Lol
The lines about going into every dungeon for every weapon that you don’t have the build for, and hitting everything to check for illusory walls both hit a tad close to home and I now feel personally attacked
This game has singlehandedly destroyed me many times over, making me question every skill I possess. I love it
I burst out laughing at the “missing every swing on your horse”. Gold, just gold lol
Thought it was just me, I even fight huge bosses on foot because of that
But Hole
😔 The pain
I feel like half the people don't know that with L1 & L2 you hit on the left side of your horse
@@insomniac1389 It literally took me 10 hours to realize that lol
I was crying from the moment 'discover the true genius of elden ring as you simply pack it up and go somewhere else for a while' onwards 😂😂
Lol, same! We all do it eventually. "F" this. Take a break and go farming or something.
I quit Dark Souls 3 most of the way through. I just stopped caring about it. I can't remember what boss I was on, but the thought of grinding against it over and over was the least appealing thing I could imagine so I uninstalled and put the game away. Never picked up another souls game after that, never even considered Elden Ring. Just don't care to do the grind anymore.
@@brianmorgan7703 your loss noob.
@@rawadosa90210 I'm sorry I didn't want to finish the game. Maybe the game should have been more interesting
@@brianmorgan7703 i've never grind in a soul game and still finishing them just fine, who ever tells you you need to grind is stupid, beating a boss gives you more souls than you need
My first from software game. Got a very nice atmosphere, challenging and fun boss fights. Took me 170 hours to finish. I like to explore and finished the haligtree as well. Played as a mage quite nice if you prefer some distance.
Dude please try all the other games...
Listen to @heni63
Did you listen to the other guys and tried the other games? (Also are you excited for the DLC?)
@@heni63 What makes you assume he hasn't?
@@PancakesEnjoyer "My first game..."
Elden ring won game of the year 2022. Let's goooooooo.
The fact that Patches gets his own name as a staring role, without any memes or irony, fxcking killed me.
Well maybe the joke was that the game gets a lot of patches 🤷♂️
When it comes to Patches, _you're_ the joke.
Anyways, see that cliff, friend? Seems there's some mighty fine treasue at the bottom! Why don't you go have a little peek? A little curiousity never hurt anyone...
@@conspiracypanda1200 Not this time, Patches, not this time.
It's Patches, the mascot of From Software's Soulsborne games. Why wouldn't he be there?
@@jgkitarel It's weird because for some it seems it natural for NPCs to just walk across settings. Surely enough, just because patches is a thing in one universe he could be an unrelated thing in another.
But I mean...still different universes.
Was fully expecting a "Starring: Dogs", with a picture of a tortoise.
Or bloodstained from getting killed by crabs, lobster and bears 🤣
Yes!!!
He missed the moment @ 4:10.
“Roll around like you’re on fire” 😂 the panic rolls are real
“That is if you can pry yourself away from meandering in every cave to grab a weapon you don’t have the build for.”
Truest part of this video
“Only to realize you’ve gone too far, getting completely demolished by a single enemy” perfect description
When you get teleport trapped to a certain dangerous place. Made me rage.
@@Noltar same like the chest you find in dragon burnt ruins down the stairs with the rats
@@3austin16 That was so fun though. Had fun parrying the miners and getting all those smithing stones.
@@sugoi9680 I have not parried a single time in this game lmao
@@sugoi9680 It's all fun and games till you get ballistic spikes launch at you forever. god I hate those centipede mages.
"The real threat are the crabs and lobsters."
Runic Bear: "Allow me to introduce myself."
The bane of my Tarnished existence right there.
With bears always hit their buttocks
Giant Hands has entered the chat....lolol
@@bigshoednappa8678 my child have you ever heard of the screaming mutliple hands teleporting human centipede ? Those giant hands are only dangerous if you didnt know where it was, the human centipede on the other hand........ my only advice is dont go to the base of haligtree in the bottom of the city, i would fight knights, trolls and dragons but that thing... its scares me
@@grade3328 Heal spells do big damage and stance break those.
"Roll around like you're on fire" "hitting every wall incase there's an illusion" hits hard!! That's what I do most of the time🤣
Seriously, this game taught me so much about patient gaming. I couldn't beat SIFU, then started playing Elden Ring, and went back to Sifu and tore through it.
Sifu?
@@findantu It's basically Dark Souls... but in Kung Fu Style.
I approached a giant dragon corpse in the game and realized it was actually a dog according to their message. It made me question life and the universe. I had an existential break-down.
I had sort of the experience that someone kept leaving dog messages by turtles
@@shaunsmith9013 that might or might not have been me.
Rule of thumb in Elden Ring: if it exists, it's a dog. No exceptions.
@@shaunsmith9013 well then obviously it wasn't a turtle
aaahh, dog
He even nailed the "try fingers, but hole" meme. Its perfect.
rump, O rump
time for pickle
Yeah but there was no Dog meme
You don’t have the right, O you don’t have the right…
@@uajrh1 that gets me in tear when i see this, those message in elden ring are actualy the funniest thing, every fromsoft game gets more and more crazy with those messages possibilities !
@@Shiirya ikr
those lobsters have incredible range.
but you have flexibility
That mage tower boss you fight in the water with moon in background. Thank you Fromsoft for the most beautiful boss room ever. I didn’t want to beat her because it was so nice to look at
that's how I felt about the elden beast. Music does not help with that either ...
i somehow beat her on my first attempt a couple days ago XD
rennala?
I met a big crab and was like "huh, these are smaller and weaker than dark souls crabs, awesome" and then I met 2 giant crayfish and now I miss just giant crabs.
Have you met any of the crab variants like the soporific crab or, my personal favorite, the death blight crab? Good times
@@stevenwetherbee7573 DEATH BLIGHT CRAB?
WTF
@@stevenwetherbee7573 I am horrified by the words you have written.
I have already learned to fear lobsters, I now apparently need to dear crabs imbued with the essence of death itself.
@@stevenwetherbee7573 wf there are deathblight crabs? Like the ones from DS3 weren't bad enough
the first time i finished dark souls 3 i kill 0 big crab ,dragon bring it on ,crab on swamp imma leg it
"Somewhere, deep inside, we're all balls kicking machine guy"
I wept at the beauty of this statement
That last part hit me about the crabs and lobsters. I think I accidentally spec'd completely to fight one crab on a beach somewhere just to grind for souls. I killed him so many times, he's not a threat to me anymore he just gives a thousand runes. I named him gerald. "Hi gerald! I'm here to murder you and your children again and harvest eggs I don't need!". Problem is that now my dude kind of only works well against crabs.
The water boarding and pony had me rolling 😂
This isnt a trailer, this is a documentary.
or.. more like autobiography of himself playing this game 🤭
Documentary about a maidenless man. Feel sad man
misjudging the jump and falling to your death is just too accurate.
the amount of times i yelled "THIS HOP KILLED ME?" during my playthrough is astronomical
If you throw a rainbow stone off a cliff and it breaks, the fall will kill you. If it remains intact, you'll be ok.
Protip (from someone who is not a pro but I probably got it from a pro I don't remember):
Fall damage in Elden Ring is calculated based on airtime instead of velocity for some reason. Don't double jump to break your fall, you will make it worse.
"And adds the unthinkable...A jump button!" 😂
0:56 ah yes, the director of Battlefield 2042's UX criticizing another game's UX design
So, i'm legitimately impressed at just how MASSIVE the world of Elden Ring is. I'm not kidding. It practically beats out most MMORPG's. There's a staggering amount of stuff to do and explore.
There is a downside - its only that big 1st half of the game. Its gettin pretty narrow post Liurnia.
I think the funniest part was how when me and friends got past godrick then opened our maps and everytime went "what do you mean theres more" it felt like the more explore the more gets added......then the underground happens.
Still no endgame unfortunatly. Once you you beat it, perfect the build and do some PvP the game goes on the shelf. Hope they add something else.
It still has copy paste issue in the later half of the game but its relatively less than most open world games I have played ,
Some enemies like Deathbird variations or Glinstone dragons have different unique movesets alongside already seen one ,
Most of the unique Dragon fights actually takes place during later half like Placidusax , Fortissax or Lansseax
Even though Godskin duo or Erd tree avatar felt lazy or a lot of optional dungeons have duo boss that just felt out of place , thank god there is a respec option because I did change my build multiple times as some of the bosses felt unfair for melee build ,
Overall From software did pretty amazing job considering its their first attempt at creating this large scale diverse seamless environments
@@liamnissanS2K Sounds just like any other single player game. You play it, you finish it, and that's it. You enjoyed it.
Is this .... a bad thing?
As a STR enthusiast, “collecting weapons you don’t have the build for” could not have been more true
Me buf im a DEX lover
We actually benefit against the last boss with our build since the cosmic pet moves a lot and getting a good heavy flat 1 hit is so good enough before another bullet hell session.
yeah, praise the GREATSWORD!
As an Astrologer with an inventory full of weapons and incantations that scale with Faith, I can empathize
„Ohh a chest, what is inside“
„Ok, into the storage with you“
(Playing a tank and spank strength build)
This whole review is so true, I saw myself in every description... Never laughed so hard at such detailed descriptions of how hard I fail at that game, yet come back for more.
"protagonist" is a very bold term once you give some thought to your actions
Radahn's lore has to be the sweatest thing in a fromsoft game, he learned magic only to ride on his horse because he accidentally grew too big.
"only to ride on his horse because it accidentally became smol" ftfy
true luv
not only any kidn of magic, but gravitasional magic the more complex and powerful magic of all xD
He also eats people...
I've read that but can't find where that lore is explained. Where can I read that?
“Collecting all the weapons for the builds you don’t have” ahhh my favorite part about playing
This game overtook The Witcher 3 as my favorite game. I'm 300 hours in and only halfway done with the main storyline
"Being maidenless in game and in real life" that hit the spot
Funny I watched a co-op guy get insta-killed by a crab. Didn't know you can-t save them during the animation. Its horrific and hilarious at the same time.
"So here's this giant enemy crab..."
You mean the freshwater lobster with a scorpion stinger instead of a second claw?
Crabs are most dangerous when they are sideways. Role right up to that suckers mouth, and start whacking it!
What's wrong snake?
Snake:...Crab battle!
Watching your friend get eaten by a monster crab is an enlightening experience
the lobsters are one of the most absolutely terrifying enemies in this game. They are top 5 nightmare fuel for me. Just the way they absolutely hammer you with those pincers is so brutal and just painful looking like when those things kill me each time Im like "got dayum". They kill you like you did simething to them in a previous life.
They smash you like they're smart enough to know you ate their cousin for dinner at red lobster last night
"Elden Finger ring, but hole" is something you'll only get if you play the game. The first twenty times I saw the message, I thought it had some sort of cryptic meaning. Then it dawned on me...
The response from the other developers to this game is hilarious. Good to see gamers showing what they like with their voices and their dollar.
Yep. Elden ring and horizon both did great numbers sales wise so far but elden ring has surpassed every from game so far. I'm so proud of from coming from such a relatively niche backround prior to demons souls. The days of ninja blade are long past them
@@V-Jes do you even know what "insecurity" means?
@@V-Jes Nobody is insecure, it just brings to light a glaring problem with the game industry specifically with many developers from major gaming companies. They think they know best, when they've been producing the same generic copy paste games for the last 15 years that people are tired of. Their negative response to Elden Ring's success is and should be worrying to gamers who want innovation in their future games.
@@V-Jes A game developer for a company shouldn't get upset over another company's success and start crying about it on Twitter, especially when both games are good. It makes them and the company they work for look bad.
@@V-Jes I think those devs/companies got the exact response they deserved. When you speak on twitter like that and have the positions they have, it is basically coming from the company. They sounded like little kids who turned in a less impressive project and are upset everyone isn't gripped to what they brought in. I think they should have just taken it as a learning moment instead of crossing their arms and huffing about small things that don't take away from the experience of the game.
"Hitting every wall in case they are an illusion"
there's this one dungeon with boatloads of illusionary walls, really satisfying hitting every single one of them
Do you know which one? I mean the name
@@mehran1333 Road's End Catacomb
There were a couple I encountered. That was 100 hrs ago however and cannot tell you a single name haha. Beware there are some ruins that have hidden floors hidden cellar entrances that can be opened with jump attacks
Lemme introduce to you "50-hit illusion walls"
found one leading to the Carian manor, and one in the academy
Elden ring really made me appreciate hard games. Because there is no difficulty levels until new games + had made me into a more patient gamer. It just really bring back the feeling of playing 90s game that actually took skills.
No games weren't hard until Miyazaki made them that is the gospel. There's also no such thing as a bad camera angle, frame rate caps, or bad hot boxes those are all just skill issues
@@sadisticDwisdom lol
One of the most accurate honest trailers I've seen 😂
Radahn's horse lore is the only thing that sticks in my mind out of all the nonsense lore cause its just so adorable making me instantly get over the uncountable number of deaths to this boss. Also Patches showing up to that fight to leaving with outd doing anything was hilarious.
Leonard. The horse's name is Leonard.
@@mrhappyface4181 *was >:)
Dude literally perfected Gravity magic just so he can ride his horse....
Radahn the absolute chad. Chadest Demi-god in elden ring.
The fan base getting crazy over horse lore is peak fromsoft I love it
@@unknownbenefactor8029 Man that made my cry in manly way
“Laughing at Radahn's Ridiculous Horse, Crying around Radahn's Ridiculous Horse” sooo true LMAO 🤣
Yeah especially the crying part since it's during the time Radahn is riding his horse he gets the player everytime due to his reach and distance from the player ever increasing making Roly-Poly useless.
"Going into caves to collect every weapon you don't have a build for", so true.
Me at 60 vigor, looking at the tiny healthbars throughout the video:
Filthy casuls
“Then watch in horror as your dumbass does it anyway, because getting beat down by Margit 20 times has injured your pride.”
As someone who got destroyed by this man for over 6 hours straight, I’ve never heard such truer words 😂😂😂
woah
Bite the bullet and invite help
I spent the entire weekend getting killed by the Godskin Nobel in spirit callers cave.
@@olicc weak build then.
You need to Google the boss, see his dmg negation vs different types of dmg.
Holy
Fire
Blood
Physical
Magic
Etc
You might be hitting him with a type of dmg that he is reducing by 80%
My best advice is go dual wield twinblade, you can alternate between fire, lightning, holy, blood, poisen, Frost or pure physical dmg simply by switching ashes on your twinblades.
This will make all the difference, having the correct type of dmg for each boss.
Example being, Elden beast (the last boss) is immune to all status effects (blood loss, rot, frost, poisen)
Insane negation of fire, lightning and magic.
Hitting him with holy DMG actually heals him.
The only dmg type that wont be completely negated here is pure physical dmg.
Therefore you need quality, heavy or keen ash on your twinblade, getting the strength / Dex scaling as high as possible, to have the highest amount of physical attack power possible.
This way your actual dmg output won't be completely nerfed.
And really - most of the time if you're finding a boss to be impossible, it's simply because you're using a dmg-type that the specific boss will reduce by 70%
@@Lasse3 good tips but I was doing plenty of damage. My issue was avoiding damage. I know the fight backwards and forwards after doing it 100+ times. Know all the combos and tells. But seemed like some BS would always happen. I could go on and on about it... but I'm sure the general consensus from the community is "get good" or whatever.
I killed him yesterday though.
Now I'm trying to get the white mask. Having a hard time fighting the invaders without also having to fight those OP birds.
Funny thing: Supposedly some Japanese players saw all the "Fort, night" messages and thought they were cryptic clues about a secret boss at night at one of the forts in game and were going crazy trying to find it, not realizing it was western players making Fortnite memes.
How did you learn this?
Lol
That's hilarious, I love it.
It's also funnily enough true there are two bosses that spawn only at night and only in a certain fortress area.
@@hello-gx6oi It was some posts I saw on Twitter, hence why I put "supposedly".
I saw this meme sign at castle near hermit village next to that lizard dragon boss behind the castle on the cliff area.
"You get a pretty pony!" Excuse you, that's a dog
4:53 I felt like I was truly exploring about half the time, and checking boxes the other half.
"to collect all the weapons you don't have the build for"
I felt that one
I enjoy collecting all the weapons, it’s fun seeing what they’ve done with them lol
Yeah lmao I am 35 hours in and I’m still using my default class sword..
@@uajrh1 so am I, I picked the samurai with the uchigatana, I’ve upgraded to a backup halberd and both are around lvl 5 orso lol still working beautifully I must say
@@widdershins5383 yeah I’m using my broadsword, it’s better than all the weapons I’ve picked up lol
@@uajrh1 same XD
Getting beat by Margit over 20 times made me put my foolish ambitions to rest…
Until you come back 5 levels higher just to get beat another 10 times before finally winning
Rolling like you are on fire Lol!!! you guys are too much! great video like always thanks for this!.
I've never actually killed a lobster, I just get sniped.
There's usually a couple things that could be debatable in these videos, like nearly any video ever, but I think this one legitimately covered every aspect of this game perfectly. Even the sense of "Am I a masochist at this point? No. It's everyone else that's the problem."
This is arguably my favorite game of all time. Honestly, I was not prepared for how good Elden Ring is
Yeah I have it on ps5 and pc it's so good!!
I've been shocked by the size of the map 6 different times. It just kept getting bigger. I thought I saw the whole map, then I went underground.
@@chaotickreg7024 on my second playthrough i was still finding a bunch of new things :)
Worst souls
@@youmessedup7758 I'm still on my first playthrough. I already played 70 hours and I still haven't uncovered the whole map. It took me about 30 hours to venture out of Limgrave, because I was always finding something new just in this starting area. It's incredible.
This was a REALLY good episode, so much of it was so hilariously on point. Very well written!
I like how he got the " patches has returned to his world" in the radahn fight lol
"For a game that treats you like you're smarter than you actually are." LOL
🤣🤣🤣🤣. But I think it's better that the games treat us like we have brains instead of treating us like if we were idiots.
@@Nemo.404 Agree but it's still hilarious
"racing past to get the grace so you can unclench" i felt that man
1:33 Swamps and Crabs, Swamps and Crabs, Swamps and Crabs the only thing Miyazaki can't seem to get enough of.
I was close to 30 hours into the game and thought I'd gotten almost everything in Limgrave and part of Liurnia. Then, I watched part of a playthrough on CZcams, and they found an underground crypt I'd never seen before a couple minutes ride from the start. Truly incredible how much stuff there is to find. 50 hours in and still haven't even found Patches lol
xD who is hiding in Limgrave. "Almost" everything! :D
>calling out the devs for being salty
That's an automatic thumbs up from me right there
"collecting all the weapons you don't have the build for" this just summarized my playthrough 🤣🤣🤣
de-clench your sphincter a bit got me lol!
"A JUMP BUTTON" had me cackling for a minute there. :))
This was perfect, don’t think you missed a single thing. What a gift Elden Ring has been - not only the game itself but also the community that has emerged from it and created all of these hilarious videos and memes. Proud to be a Tarnished!
Umm...we the souls community always been here 😅.
They missed "Behold, dog!"
@@Bahador.B This game has expanded our community by a large amount though lol
Tarnished and Maidenless
The fact that he called the resting area a grace instead of a bonfire was a miss, but a forgivable one
I like that Patches gets mentioned in the starring section. He deserves it.
I killed him on accident.big sad. I didn't realize he had a storyline.
I murdered him lol
And they just did the first patch :)-
I don't know why all the hate for that guy, he seems totally cool. He forgave me right away for stealing his clothes, I felt bad I couldn't just give him his drawers back.
@@NevTheDeranged He's very trustworthy actually, make sure to always follow his advice.
1:14 hurt so much ... not sure that wound will ever heal
Every weapon you don't have a build for
Oh that hit close to home
I personally think that gravity is the main boss in the whole franchise of souls games
Nah the real enemy is the camera angle 😂
@@SoadmanStreams That leads you to fall down a cliff you didn't see
@@SoadmanStreams nope, the real enemy is its broken design
@@SoadmanStreams lmao you beat me to it,there should be a hidden super boss called camera man =p
@@davidebrindisi925 man, you're going around a lot of comments leaving negative comments about Elden Ring as if it personally attacked you, everything ok?
Story of death and more death just for a new fancy sword that might be never used, and I love it
I literally worked hard for the moonveil but then realised I’m a faith strength build
This review made me laugh so hard because I played about 70 hours since it came out and this is definitely an Honest Review‼️😆😂🤣
3:50 "where things like guard counters and horseback add variety to encounters, Unless you are a magic user where you will cheese 🧀 out everything.. " 🤣🤣🤣
Endless cheese 🧀😂
It's awesome that there needs to be a spoiler warning even though there are no real spoilers in this video.
Well its the internet. Where someone will call anything a spoiler.
I could just say "the sky is red in caelid" or "theres a boss named astel" and thats enough for some people
I would say because it shows a bunch of enemy types some people might consider that light spoilers since I think a lot of the fun of these games are just discovering the crazy enemies that you encounter
@@vVAstrAVv Why'd you spoil 😭😭
i once countered someone saying that fighting a boss doesn't actually do what they were claiming and they said it was a spoiler that i said i fought the boss
@@vVAstrAVv Not really. Those are still normal spoilers, not any "internet spoilers". But then again, if you are so concerned about spoilers, what are you doing looking at a video about them lol
Please say, "I've got Pac-Man fever, and now I have to quarantine myself for ten days."
"Crush your ego on the alter of some horrible construct" Is probably the most intimidating yet awe inspiring way to describe a game, let alone this one
I think the success of this game comes from the backlash of a good 15 or so years where games held your hand for you. This game doesn’t. It breaks it off and beats you with it. Love it
Its success is mainly caused by the huge marketing campaign they did for a couple of yrs..
The fact that the game doesn't hold your hands is good, but the fact that it doesn't explain basically anything at all sucks more than a ho
In Elden ring terms: it cuts off your hand, beats you to death with it, then snaps off the fingers and makes you finger, but hole.
There is a leg that is broken off, while we at it....in game.
It's always been like this with souls games since 2009. Stop acting like Elden ring invented this just because you hopped on the ship now.
@@davidebrindisi925 its success is mainly because the game is actually good
You forgot to mention the part when you're planning to explore some area, only to forget it for days until you randomly remember that you haven't explored that part yet because you get distracted by some random ruins and caves
Or maybe that's just me...
not just you, my dude.
That's me and Breath of the Wild.
Don't attack most of the players mate. That hurts on the spiritual level.
True story, every time I see loot i just go oh shiny, give me and forgets what i'm about to do
i've been meaning to do the crypt under the tutorial area for over a week now, and keep getting distracted!