Doctor Reacts to HILARIOUS Medical Memes #9

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    Medical memes or Doctor Memes are a great way to get a laugh whether or not you are part of the medical community. I think that they are incredibly relatable as you can catch the humor even as a patient. I will say that some of the memes can be mean and if taken out of context can even seem rude BUT we need to understand that this is medical satire. Being able to laugh at ourselves and our troubles is a healthy habit to practice.
    I really enjoy reacting to these memes and I know that there are millions more out there that are as funny. Please if you enjoy this series let me know by liking, commenting, and sharing this video with your friends/family. If I see that you enjoyed it I will put out another post on my IG to send me the best doctor memes and nursing memes so that we can all share a laugh. #DoctorMikeMedicalMemeReview
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Komentáře • 16K

  • @daniellahunt194
    @daniellahunt194 Před 4 lety +4915

    They got the 20,000,000 trees

  • @cf3129
    @cf3129 Před 4 lety +2950

    “The vagina is a self cleaning oven”
    Gynaecologist’s fav line 😂

  • @eilonwytheepicgamer8358
    @eilonwytheepicgamer8358 Před rokem +439

    Dr Mike: "no more electronics before bed!"
    Me watching him explain this at 12:50 A.M. 👁️👄👁️

  • @mandyhale9646
    @mandyhale9646 Před rokem +189

    Here’s what I found for why the screwdriver is called the screwdriver: In his book, Matus explains how the screwdriver got its name. Decades ago, American oil workers in the Persian Gulf discreetly added vodka to their orange juice while on the job. Lacking a spoon, the workers decided to stir the drink with a screwdriver.

    • @winkyman_
      @winkyman_ Před 6 měsíci +5

      no its because it screws with drivers

  • @legrandsaut_fr
    @legrandsaut_fr Před 4 lety +11951

    Fun fact: tumor in French is "tumeur", which literally means "you die".

  • @keira957
    @keira957 Před 4 lety +8803

    Nobody:
    Dr mike : “ EH EHH EH EHH “

    • @khaotictrash
      @khaotictrash Před 4 lety +339

      He sounded like Spongebob in that one scene 😂😂

    • @joselovestamales256
      @joselovestamales256 Před 4 lety +231

      Yo doctor Mike is like me telling a joke to my parents. They end up giving me a life lesson.

    • @DoctorMike
      @DoctorMike  Před 4 lety +1244

      Haha I'm not even sure what I was going for there....

    • @nos5915
      @nos5915 Před 4 lety +42

      you said that and my mind immediately went to message man

    • @aliabassi8045
      @aliabassi8045 Před 4 lety +64

      *E H E H E H E H E H*

  • @shannonsencion5348
    @shannonsencion5348 Před 10 měsíci +40

    Mike once said : your friends in the club going æh æh æh æh

  • @whitneyfink
    @whitneyfink Před rokem +180

    dr. Mike: "no electronics before bed"
    Me: Totally ignoring the fact that I am in bed right now ready for bed

  • @HPalindrome22
    @HPalindrome22 Před 4 lety +4697

    Doctor Mike: "what else is self cleansing..... A cat?"
    Well he's getting closer...

  • @amygao718
    @amygao718 Před 4 lety +4224

    "Do you wash the soap?"
    Well.. yes... that top layer needs to go

  • @PowerPlay-the-SussyStickgirl

    This guy is turning every meme into a lesson on medical advice 😂

  • @AnkleBiter3000
    @AnkleBiter3000 Před rokem +18

    “No electronics before bedtime, or else you won’t be awake enough”
    Me, who wasn’t been energized and has been using my iPad before bedtime ever since grade 2 because of my mom: no.

  • @jambread7251
    @jambread7251 Před 4 lety +4383

    Dr. Mike: no phones in bed
    Me: *gets on the floor* okay continue

  • @bearoqueiro8905
    @bearoqueiro8905 Před 4 lety +2873

    "no electronics in bed"
    me, sleeping on the couch with my phone: cool cool

  • @luluognam
    @luluognam Před rokem +19

    Doctor Mike's explanation of FOMO was so hilarious but extremely accurate. I love this man

  • @MythicSuns
    @MythicSuns Před 2 lety +155

    2:53 Dr Mike: "what's self cleansing? A cat?! No, I'm talking about a physical object that cleans itself!"
    Me: "the hell kind of cats have you been looking at?"

  • @sarcasticwag70
    @sarcasticwag70 Před 3 lety +6167

    I actually kinda would wash that soap after my buddy had washed it down there

  • @julianaconway4742
    @julianaconway4742 Před 4 lety +4716

    "Doctor Mike, how was your weekend?"
    "I WAS AT THE CLUB GOING EH EH EH EH"

  • @mx.n.3682
    @mx.n.3682 Před rokem +10

    1:44 this moment lives in my mind rent free, I'm glad I found it again because it's hilarious 😂

  • @dietotaku
    @dietotaku Před 7 měsíci +6

    i hope dr mike fired the editor who put up a picture of DESTINY'S CHILD when "no scrubs" is a song by *TLC*

  • @meristuart1838
    @meristuart1838 Před 4 lety +7344

    “What else is self cleaning?”
    Every woman: Ehem

    • @simoneyoung825
      @simoneyoung825 Před 4 lety +74

      Lol init

    • @celestialdemon5726
      @celestialdemon5726 Před 4 lety +453

      That a bit sexist, these days women are not expected to clean the house or the place they live in.

    • @brendonurielly1393
      @brendonurielly1393 Před 4 lety +742

      Celestial Demon i don’t think that they thought about the house...🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @lvresse
      @lvresse Před 4 lety +132

      Brendon Urielly It was a joke, you know.

    • @lanihunt2081
      @lanihunt2081 Před 4 lety +565

      Celestial Demon talking about vaginas love

  • @pantrovert-x8921
    @pantrovert-x8921 Před 4 lety +1399

    1:47 as a Jamaican, I can confirm we do in fact say *Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh EH EH*

  • @naymeequillo
    @naymeequillo Před 2 lety +3

    Doctor Mike you make my day. I've been sick for a couple of days (no covid, yay.. also I'm almost never I'll, I kinda forgot what it was like) and your video's got me through it! That.. and looooots of tea, rest and some sunshine on my balcony.

  • @KittyCat-wz6cn
    @KittyCat-wz6cn Před rokem +41

    Dr. Mike: I need to wash my face
    Friend: Here is my butt soap.
    Good luck!
    Dr. Mike: Good thing it is self cleaning! 😂

  • @hanbutler512
    @hanbutler512 Před 4 lety +29124

    Dr Mike: “no electronics before bed”
    Me: currently laying in bed watching his video on my phone before I go to sleep.

    • @luckyrover5454
      @luckyrover5454 Před 4 lety +281

      Safe Haven; Anonymous Letters I went to bed an hour ago and here I am binge watching this guy. Lol

    • @plls2880
      @plls2880 Před 4 lety +89

      Me🙋✋

    • @Horses7
      @Horses7 Před 4 lety +58

      Like me 😂

    • @katana9873
      @katana9873 Před 4 lety +56

      That’s me rn

    • @duckcat9742
      @duckcat9742 Před 4 lety +34

      lol same

  • @MsChristineNiel
    @MsChristineNiel Před 4 lety +1100

    "there's only two things you should be doing in bed, sleeping and -"
    that just killed me hahahahha

    • @belledelphine9692
      @belledelphine9692 Před 4 lety +5

      alexza03 Uh, you know, most people do it in bed. You don’t have to though, if you’re into that.

    • @SavaFiend
      @SavaFiend Před 4 lety +2

      Maybe it was supposed to be a queef noise😂

    • @karma-tf2tl
      @karma-tf2tl Před 4 lety

      Or going to school

  • @average_mouse
    @average_mouse Před rokem +4

    1:16 I actually recently had to basically scold my psychiatrist because for about 2 years I was taking Hydroxozing and it wasn’t working. I told her for about 8 visits straight and she just kept saying “no phone before bed.” Now I have a new medicine and I sleep great.
    Please listen to your patients 😩

  • @mr.stuffdoer8483
    @mr.stuffdoer8483 Před 2 lety +15

    It’s great hearing him say “no phone at bed because anxiety” when my anxiety would be far higher when left in a dark room at night with no potential for sound or visual stimulation.

    • @moonl1314
      @moonl1314 Před rokem +2

      maybe you need help with that

  • @evergreensprouts3119
    @evergreensprouts3119 Před 3 lety +2486

    my buddy: uses the soap *down there*
    me with surgical gloves: VIOLENTLY CHOPPING THE FIRST LAYER OFF OF EVERY SIDE

    • @sierra_aura5943
      @sierra_aura5943 Před 3 lety +23

      Haha lol

    • @touche995
      @touche995 Před 3 lety +58

      Sorry man I use liquid soap for every purpose

    • @ThisisFizban
      @ThisisFizban Před 3 lety +14

      @TheTunes Mushroom No that soap makes you stronger

    • @marycarroll2459
      @marycarroll2459 Před 3 lety +55

      "If your buddy uses the soap down there, you can just put it on your face..."
      Um... nah... while all science might indicate that you are correct... I will go with "get me another bar of soap". lol

    • @misterminutes4504
      @misterminutes4504 Před 3 lety +9

      There's people who refuse to take vaccines
      And there's people who clean a self-cleansing object

  • @meshwa-mitsuki-soni3125
    @meshwa-mitsuki-soni3125 Před 4 lety +2371

    Dr. Mike: The mitochondria is the energy center of the cell.
    Me: *cries in powerhouse*

  • @eggdropper3222
    @eggdropper3222 Před rokem +28

    Dr Mike: "no electronics before bed"
    Me: guess i wont sleep! problem solved.

  • @TFTN_official
    @TFTN_official Před 2 lety +3

    Honestly, Dr Mike seems like an awesome guy

  • @yshafreya4845
    @yshafreya4845 Před 4 lety +2208

    Doctor Mike: "NO ELECTRONICS BEFORE BED"
    Me: **sweating because I'm watching this video at 1 am in bed**

  • @robertgirtakovskis1670
    @robertgirtakovskis1670 Před 4 lety +1562

    Mike: “soap is self cleansing”
    Me: *confused shrieking*

    • @JacquelineUnderwood
      @JacquelineUnderwood Před 4 lety +74

      Robert Girtakovskis I was under the impression it absolutely isn’t because I’ve been told not to share bar soap because it’s not self cleansing and I do rinse my soap to clean it; but a doctor who’s gone through much more education and who has accomplished much more than myself has just contested that and now I’m having a life crisis.
      Do you need to clean soap or does it clean itself???

    • @kayla.kenndy6502
      @kayla.kenndy6502 Před 4 lety +38

      I still wash off the soap

    • @pjbreezy
      @pjbreezy Před 4 lety +7

      Kayla .Kenndy same especially if it’s dry

    • @kayla.kenndy6502
      @kayla.kenndy6502 Před 4 lety +4

      breezily yes
      How can someone accept dry soap when they washin up?

    • @ebonys4363
      @ebonys4363 Před 4 lety +8

      Ever gone into a public rest room where there is a bar of soap on the sink with black lines....that is mold

  • @Nikas320
    @Nikas320 Před 7 měsíci +4

    5:31In some way I even love how Dr. Mike thinks that It's the guys choice to not have sex 😂
    But still missing the joke 🤣

    • @pap-fr
      @pap-fr Před 3 měsíci

      It is his choice. be a decent man and women will want u.

  • @emmakunis
    @emmakunis Před rokem +7

    Fun fact: it’s called the Screwdriver because American oil workers would secretly mix vodka in their morning orange juice. They lacked a spoon or other utensil to mix it with so they used their screwdrivers.

  • @KlaudiusL
    @KlaudiusL Před 4 lety +2302

    Dr Mike: “no electronics before bed”
    ..disconnect Life Support Equipment

    • @xx_jannina_xx
      @xx_jannina_xx Před 4 lety +190

      KlaudiusL They'll definitely sleep well after that

    • @jesusvera7941
      @jesusvera7941 Před 4 lety +35

      i did it, and it change my mornings, they become afternoons because i turned off the alarm.

    • @skunt9191
      @skunt9191 Před 4 lety +4

      IM SCREAMKNG LMFAOOOOOO

    • @rose-jy9jj
      @rose-jy9jj Před 3 lety +1

      Omg jeez uhhhhhh....

    • @eglorr2512
      @eglorr2512 Před 3 lety

      Thats Gallows humor everyone😁🤣😂

  • @saf9546
    @saf9546 Před 4 lety +810

    “He has a tumour :(“
    “AHAHA”

  • @VeronicaGarcia-hf7jb
    @VeronicaGarcia-hf7jb Před 2 měsíci +1

    “Trick or treatment” is brilliant! Now I understand what the heck they’re talking about.

  • @crazythemisterious1174
    @crazythemisterious1174 Před rokem +3

    Doctor mike:"Why is it called a Screwdriver?"
    Me:"If you drink it, your screwed" 🤣👌

  • @kurthorton2385
    @kurthorton2385 Před 4 lety +2093

    Doctor Mike: Don’t take phones to bed.
    Me: Watching this at 3am

  • @ricocarpenter2189
    @ricocarpenter2189 Před 3 lety +1610

    YES YOU WASH THE SOAP
    What if there is hair on the soap?

    • @Xyna7590
      @Xyna7590 Před 3 lety +99

      Mike you-
      You never replied to him
      What if there was hair?
      W-
      Please I’m panicking

    • @ricocarpenter2189
      @ricocarpenter2189 Před 3 lety +46

      @@Xyna7590 Omg I didn't even know he liked my comment
      And yes we need answers

    • @ricocarpenter2189
      @ricocarpenter2189 Před 3 lety +34

      @Lulu Jones DOCTOR MIKE DO YOU WASH YOUR SOAP?!?!

    • @frantisekfojt8688
      @frantisekfojt8688 Před 3 lety +14

      @@ricocarpenter2189 PANIK

    • @autumnfl0wer
      @autumnfl0wer Před 3 lety +4

      Lol

  • @prmtv
    @prmtv Před rokem +1

    I love using essential oils but there is a time and place for them. I've used them for minor things like calming down allergic reactions (that present as a rash), bug bites, relaxation to help with sleep, clearing sinuses and other minor afflictions.
    My dad used to keep a pitcher of screwdriver in the fridge. Of course I didn't know this and poured myself a big ole glass of "orange juice" at 7 years old 🤮
    Love your videos 😂

  • @eminabukalo1115
    @eminabukalo1115 Před rokem +2

    doctor mike: no electronics before bed
    me: *literally watching this at 11pm*

  • @drsalmonfish
    @drsalmonfish Před 4 lety +482

    Mike: SAVE THE TREES
    Me: With chest compressions?

    • @tempuser8095
      @tempuser8095 Před 4 lety +22

      CHEST COMPRESSIONS, CHEST COMPRESSIONS, CHEST COMPRESSIONS.

  • @butforwhytho8347
    @butforwhytho8347 Před 3 lety +1534

    "Did you say a cat?!"
    No no, wait. He's got a point.

    • @Ananya-lr6od
      @Ananya-lr6od Před 3 lety +38

      Of course he has a point. My cat spends 30 hours to clean itself in a day

    • @288hannahbunnie
      @288hannahbunnie Před 3 lety +10

      @@Ananya-lr6od mine looks like a fuzz bunny

    • @cquick3277
      @cquick3277 Před 3 lety +2

      Jesus Saves Love God

    • @cquick3277
      @cquick3277 Před 3 lety +1

      ✝️

    • @cquick3277
      @cquick3277 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Ananya-lr6od Jesus Saves Love God✝️

  • @avabradley1864
    @avabradley1864 Před rokem +2

    0:44 that puppy face!🥺😍❤

  • @stephsaguudefan1753
    @stephsaguudefan1753 Před 2 lety +5

    I always wondered why my rosacea gel said I shouldn't drink alcohol while taking the medication. I don't drink anyway, but it's interesting that a topical substance can affect your body's digestive system

  • @ibasel17
    @ibasel17 Před 4 lety +1501

    It’s called a screwdriver, because you’ll be a
    screeewed driver

    • @archerymidnight3422
      @archerymidnight3422 Před 4 lety +102

      If anyone actually wants to know, it's because the workers who invented it didn't have spoons so they stirred it with a screwdriver

    • @Alexi0s
      @Alexi0s Před 4 lety +3

      Thats what i thought! XD

    • @Alexi0s
      @Alexi0s Před 4 lety +6

      @@archerymidnight3422 oh okay thanks for the info

    • @africanchild4525
      @africanchild4525 Před 4 lety +5

      I thought it gives you sex desire. hahaha. screw driver.

    • @nounounounou5014
      @nounounounou5014 Před 4 lety +2

      BRUUUUUUUUH

  • @Plo0669
    @Plo0669 Před 4 lety +2789

    Me: hears “no electronics before bed”
    Also me: *in bed with my phone*

  • @BoredPodcaster
    @BoredPodcaster Před rokem +3

    About the Metronidazole, I wanted to add that it's not just alcoholic drinks to avoid, it's alcohols in foods as well. I asked a pharmacist about what to watch out for, and that's one of the things they pointed out. I've had to take it before, and sadly I'm having to take it again for an infection. Not a fun experience in my case.

    • @historianKelly
      @historianKelly Před 4 měsíci

      I was on it last year for an intestinal infection and forgot about the warnings and put imitation vanilla flavoring in my diet cola, and the effect was nearly instantaneous and not fun. It wasn't even like, "hey I'm really drunk," it was more like, "hey, I'm really drugged." I used to love the taste of vanilla cola, but ever since then, I can't go near vanilla flavoring.

  • @dandanie._.
    @dandanie._. Před 2 lety

    I'm new here and omg you're such a goof ball and your laugh is contagious!

  • @Aleonore22
    @Aleonore22 Před 4 lety +694

    Dr Mike : "No electronics before bed time"
    All of us watching his vids before bed time : "Sure"

    • @kariosborn5184
      @kariosborn5184 Před 4 lety +4

      Its 12:30 pm here 🤣

    • @mjtheworm2836
      @mjtheworm2836 Před 4 lety +5

      StarlingTheBard it’s midnight. i have school early in the morning. i was supposed to go to sleep 2 hours ago. but here i am...

    • @nabilaalam6560
      @nabilaalam6560 Před 4 lety +2

      1:40am, woke up with low blood sugar thought: hm maybe I should watch a video while I wait to get back to normal numbers and now I feel attacked

    • @ashleyabal8209
      @ashleyabal8209 Před 4 lety +1

      StarlingTheBard exactly

    • @ChonkyCats
      @ChonkyCats Před 4 lety +4

      Watching this at 4 am instead of getting a good night's rest 😂🤣

  • @robynh2939
    @robynh2939 Před 4 lety +2022

    Dr. Mike: It's called a screwdriver.
    Me: No, it's called alcholism.

  • @mahianand9434
    @mahianand9434 Před 2 lety +3

    Dr Mike : saying BABYBOO
    My heart, brain , all the organs : 😭😭💘💘💘💘💘

  • @amak1131
    @amak1131 Před rokem +4

    Old vid, BUT the only "essential" oil i used was clove. Before I had dental and cracked a tooth it has eugenol, which is a natural anesthetic. Not REMOTELY to cure anything but it did help me get by a few weeks before I could get care.

  • @sonjan-macd.2914
    @sonjan-macd.2914 Před 3 lety +3703

    “If anyone here is a radiologist-”
    Let me stop you right there. There are no doctors here, only teens avoiding homework at 5 am and drinking their 8th cup of whipped coffee.

  • @ro194
    @ro194 Před 4 lety +929

    Don’t watch screens before bed he says
    Me watching this at midnight: welp...

  • @jesssmith5932
    @jesssmith5932 Před rokem +1

    Yo jive been watching for thirty seconds and it’s already amazing

  • @commonlyknownasaly
    @commonlyknownasaly Před rokem +9

    When he laugh he squeaks and it’s so funny 😂

  • @yue7760
    @yue7760 Před 4 lety +855

    Dr. Mike: soap is a self-cleaning object
    *instructions unclear, ate a whole block of soap*

  • @hooliganxoxo5863
    @hooliganxoxo5863 Před 4 lety +562

    Dr. Mike: *grossed out by Bear's tongue being on the floor*
    Also Dr. Mike: *lets Bear lick all over his face*

  • @HunterWinchester666
    @HunterWinchester666 Před 3 měsíci +2

    "That tumour is so big, it must be a three-mour"... 🦗 crickets chirp 🦗

  • @katherinea.hansen7645
    @katherinea.hansen7645 Před měsícem +2

    4:42 in. Dr. Mike singing TLC's 'No Scrubs' and showing a picture of Destiny's Child. 😂 No judgment! Love Dr. Mike.

    • @anthonysmith9771
      @anthonysmith9771 Před měsícem +2

      That seriously killed me

    • @socialjusticejewelry
      @socialjusticejewelry Před měsícem +1

      SMH

    • @britthay19
      @britthay19 Před 27 dny +1

      Hahhaa I noticed that too then looked for this comment 😂 I’m like gurl thats Destiny’s Child not TLC who actually sings it 😂 too funny Dr Mike is great

    • @katherinea.hansen7645
      @katherinea.hansen7645 Před 26 dny

      @@britthay19 Girl! I legit had to rewind and make sure I saw what I saw. He got the song stuck in my head and then I thought "Hold the phone..." Rewind

  • @charlicedawson
    @charlicedawson Před 4 lety +745

    Dr. Mike: *sings TLC song*
    Also Dr. Mike: *inserts picture of Destiny’s Child*

    • @wakingribbons
      @wakingribbons Před 4 lety +53

      THANK YOU. Lol! I searched for far too long for this comment.

    • @zanelemnguni6014
      @zanelemnguni6014 Před 4 lety +39

      And I thought my mans was cultured

    • @SueBeka
      @SueBeka Před 4 lety +13

      Thank you for commenting because I was just going to. Bad editing

    • @naomssi1300
      @naomssi1300 Před 4 lety +7

      I was doubting my memory for a second lmaoo

    • @Dragonflynoire10
      @Dragonflynoire10 Před 4 lety +10

      My god, thank you for commenting on that. When I saw it my Jaw dropped!

  • @AmandaStapley
    @AmandaStapley Před 4 lety +1319

    *Makes weird "eh" noises while trying to imitate partying* I'm sorry, but that totally sounds like the turtle trying to mate with that shoe.

  • @Yeza_3000
    @Yeza_3000 Před rokem +1

    There's no one better than a doctor who has humor

  • @crazykupkakes2486
    @crazykupkakes2486 Před rokem

    The editing in each video is so good! How it goes from a meme to something to explain what Dr.Mike is saying. I want to know who does the edits and can you teach me how. Please.

  • @Liliththelizard
    @Liliththelizard Před 4 lety +612

    Dude , I can't afford my own food, why do you think I can afford oxygen!?

    • @shiralea
      @shiralea Před 3 lety +7

      lol you got heart

    • @yuzhu3554
      @yuzhu3554 Před 3 lety +8

      I’m glad that you didn’t lived in the movie “The Lorax”.

    • @shiralea
      @shiralea Před 3 lety +2

      @@yuzhu3554 uh,i am vietnamese...that count?

    • @idontlikesocialising5103
      @idontlikesocialising5103 Před 3 lety

      Technically yes, for free that is

  • @TransV1000
    @TransV1000 Před 4 lety +715

    How to detox your body: Be born with a liver
    Kidneys: Are we jokes to you?

    • @leporid257
      @leporid257 Před 4 lety +6

      people with liver/kidney transplants or waiting on transplants:

    • @jadenschalck8640
      @jadenschalck8640 Před 4 lety +3

      The lungs is also act as a filter.

    • @MoogieB
      @MoogieB Před 4 lety

      That’s funny!

    • @TallicaMan1986
      @TallicaMan1986 Před 4 lety +1

      @@jadenschalck8640 And the nose is the pre filter for the lungs.

    • @jadenschalck8640
      @jadenschalck8640 Před 4 lety

      @@TallicaMan1986 isn't that the same reason you don't normally breathe through your mouth? Because It doesn't have the same filter? I'm not a doctor but I grew up near doctors and nurses.

  • @wise_girl6985
    @wise_girl6985 Před 2 lety +2

    The subtitles 🤣"high pitched grunting" omg i think i just died 😂😂

  • @mileyrichardson5765
    @mileyrichardson5765 Před rokem

    love your vids keep it up

  • @amayapapaya1690
    @amayapapaya1690 Před 4 lety +1538

    Um if my friend used soap on their “you know what” I would not and I repeat WOULD NOT use it on my face

    • @AmbTeCo
      @AmbTeCo Před 4 lety +25

      Mya Mae AY👏🏾MEN👏🏾

    • @OkOk-vx2gg
      @OkOk-vx2gg Před 4 lety +40

      Why not the soap is self cleansing it's not like germs stay on 🧼

    • @nadya2780
      @nadya2780 Před 4 lety +5

      🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @inmate666
      @inmate666 Před 4 lety +34

      Think of the last thing i wash in the shower with soap.and the first thing you wash with the same bar of soap.

    • @OkOk-vx2gg
      @OkOk-vx2gg Před 4 lety +12

      @@inmate666 think about it this way I wash my hands after I pick my nose and then you wash your hands with the same soap. The soap cleans itself the germs don't stay on.

  • @Miss-yd2pv
    @Miss-yd2pv Před 4 lety +414

    Me: *Watching a video about health*
    Also me: *digitally drawing at 3:00 AM without her glasses*

    • @elora512
      @elora512 Před 4 lety +1

      ayyyyy... 3d modelling a house rn

    • @gracehaven5459
      @gracehaven5459 Před 4 lety

      Which brand of tablet do you use? Just curious I need to replace mine soon

    • @Miss-yd2pv
      @Miss-yd2pv Před 4 lety +2

      Grace Haven I have an x-pen tablet, but my model is a little screwy with me, so I use procreate on the ipad with the Apple Pencil. I recommend it.

  • @salenaaldana3419
    @salenaaldana3419 Před 2 lety +1

    Can't stop smiling while I watch this video ☺️☺️☺️😍😍😍

  • @leonardogabriel2480
    @leonardogabriel2480 Před rokem

    That wise thing I heard on the channel What I've Learned, great channel btw, gj doc

  • @HA-ye2op
    @HA-ye2op Před 4 lety +915

    Me: *Goes to doctors to have appendix removed*
    The Doctor: "So is this your first appendectomy?"
    Me: _Time for a second opinion_

    • @ShabbaHakimJediInHeels
      @ShabbaHakimJediInHeels Před 4 lety +38

      Did this actually happen? Also might be a slip of tongue and he meant is this your first surgery.
      I mean it’s happened to me after a long shift when I am sleep deprived that I say something so completely stupid it surprises even my sleep deprived self.

    • @raisa0713
      @raisa0713 Před 4 lety +6

      Lmfaooooo

    • @sonatashinome4672
      @sonatashinome4672 Před 4 lety +1

      😂😂

    • @devonyjaden9497
      @devonyjaden9497 Před 4 lety

      Literally thought this was like a white coat syndrome/anxiety thing about noooottt wanting to get your appendix taken out! Lol. Then, I was like oooohhhhhh, your first appendectomy! Sammmee on both, though.

  • @ashleighthiel7517
    @ashleighthiel7517 Před 4 lety +955

    Dr Mike: singing “no scrubs” with photo of destiny’s child.
    TLC: WOOOOWWWWWWWWW

    • @Everglow247
      @Everglow247 Před 4 lety +45

      Rusty Shacklford What does putting the wrong girl group up have to do with editing?? Lol he put Destiny's Child when that song is by TLC

    • @micheller2283
      @micheller2283 Před 4 lety +9

      @@Everglow247 dr mike doesn't do his edits but yes i agree. Editing makes no difference since it's still the wrong group

    • @natashaw401
      @natashaw401 Před 4 lety

      That was just awesome to funny

    • @ashleighthiel7517
      @ashleighthiel7517 Před 4 lety +2

      Rusty Shacklford I do understand how editing works. I’m not saying he is to blame but he is the face.

    • @kitkatstrats9516
      @kitkatstrats9516 Před 4 lety

      @Rusty Shacklford you are a moron.

  • @charlottemanonvanwilligen8638

    Soooo I need my phone to sleep I usually go to bed around 8 or 8:30 . I always know what I like to watch and honestly I'm not the only one . Car details .... it's so satisfying to watch and so calming, I dont go on social media because yeah like you said you see people have fun I don't need that at night. At around 7 I don't get notifications from social media and the people real close to me know that so in case of emergency they text or call 😁 bud that works for me

  • @RicoHillshire
    @RicoHillshire Před rokem +2

    It's called a screwdriver because the most common way to stir the drink back in the day was with a screwdriver. Very similar reason why cocktails are called cocktails. A boy was stirring a mixed drink with the tail of a rooster when a Spanish explorer pointed to it and asked what it was. The boy, thinking he was being asked about the object he was holding and not the drink, replied "It's a cock's tail."

  • @robertsgaming8421
    @robertsgaming8421 Před 4 lety +1872

    Doctor: What’s Your zodiac sign?
    Patient: Cancer
    Doctor: What a coincidence...

    • @sydneynmalachimason248
      @sydneynmalachimason248 Před 4 lety +2

      @Ginger NoSoul what a coincidence

    • @flaze2606
      @flaze2606 Před 4 lety +6

      Stolen comment

    • @roma540
      @roma540 Před 4 lety +5

      @@flaze2606 nope, just old-as-hell meme

    • @yuvi6123
      @yuvi6123 Před 4 lety +2

      This was commented on the last vid he made about these memes and got thousands of likes. Not sure what you were expecting.. :v

    • @eleanorweaverley1105
      @eleanorweaverley1105 Před 4 lety

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mahianand9434
    @mahianand9434 Před 2 lety +1

    Dr Mike : no devices before bedtime
    Me: been binge watching his videos before bedtime for so many days…😂😂

  • @maliaworlddominance
    @maliaworlddominance Před rokem +5

    Doctor Mike is the kid who would laugh at your nerdy jokes at school..

  • @stephengsargent
    @stephengsargent Před 3 lety +1444

    I don’t know why my car is running so poorly. I made sure I added the essential oils!

    • @whrskr1507
      @whrskr1507 Před 2 lety +21

      Oh my god…

    • @jacthing1
      @jacthing1 Před 2 lety +74

      Did you forget to pray to the machine spirit and preform your maintenance rituals? Because it sounds like you have angered it

    • @iz_bizz2010
      @iz_bizz2010 Před 2 lety +5

      HHHHHHH

    • @tesnacloud
      @tesnacloud Před 2 lety +4

      @@jacthing1 Begone! Go play with your toasters!

    • @jacthing1
      @jacthing1 Před 2 lety +3

      @@tesnacloud nah I'll stick to my collection of dark age washing machines thanks.

  • @Davincavel99
    @Davincavel99 Před 4 lety +1231

    "What else is self cleansing?"
    "A cat"
    I see what you did there

    • @msthafizabanu
      @msthafizabanu Před 4 lety +25

      Ohhh I get it (finally)

    • @blurryface8181
      @blurryface8181 Před 4 lety +5

      I don't get it can someone explain?

    • @msthafizabanu
      @msthafizabanu Před 4 lety +4

      @@blurryface8181 Ummm.. I don't think you wanna know.. I definitely didn't but I found out.. You'll find out sooner or later

    • @heroninja1125
      @heroninja1125 Před 4 lety +7

      KittenPlays 1212 cause cats wash themselves duh

    • @emperorcillian8802
      @emperorcillian8802 Před 4 lety +32

      @@heroninja1125 They were referring to the women vagina, but since youtube won't monetize em, he put cat instead of vagina. Cats are also called pussies
      or unless you're really young and immature..

  • @maxthompson7107
    @maxthompson7107 Před 4 měsíci

    4:35
    Mike really started getting into the song at the end of that meme.

  • @mehus1246
    @mehus1246 Před 2 lety

    Dr Mike is the best doctor

  • @randomhuman225
    @randomhuman225 Před 4 lety +14215

    Dr. Mike: sees dope meme
    His brain: releases dope-a-meme
    Edit: Proud to be of service 😁

  • @Standardhumanbeing
    @Standardhumanbeing Před 4 lety +2858

    “The colon is self cleansing what else is self cleansing?”
    Me: VAGINA!!
    Camera man: CAT
    Doctor Mike: SOAP
    Me: oh.....

  • @sally8708
    @sally8708 Před rokem +1

    One time I was prescribed something (if I remember correctly, it was like the third antibiotic they were trying for my whole tonsil thing…long story). The pharmacist asked me if I knew not to drink any alcohol with it, and I was like, “Yeah the doctor mentioned that.” She then told me not to use any mouthwash that had alcohol either.
    I was like 😧 oh that’s very good information to know!!!

  • @musical_costumer7976
    @musical_costumer7976 Před 3 lety +759

    "Don't bring your phone to bed at night."
    *slowly puases and turns off phone*

  • @jacobdilaurentis887
    @jacobdilaurentis887 Před 4 lety +1768

    HE IS SO ADORABLE!!!!

    • @yesyesyesysa
      @yesyesyesysa Před 3 lety +74

      Jacob DiLaurentis Oml he liked this comment. You have my respect 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @yogitayadav4722
      @yogitayadav4722 Před 3 lety +32

      He didn't liked mine ☹️i said it on another video ❤

    • @sunflowerbee7004
      @sunflowerbee7004 Před 3 lety +8

      Yesssssss

    • @jacobdilaurentis887
      @jacobdilaurentis887 Před 3 lety +7

      Annabelle Tinio rightttttt???? 😭😭😭😭🥺💕

    • @sheidakayn13
      @sheidakayn13 Před 3 lety +3

      But i don't think he is gay 'Jacob'

  • @katjagoettel7077
    @katjagoettel7077 Před 10 měsíci

    Doctor Mike, you’re the reason I’ve started going to the gym🎉🎉

  • @prettiestmills2.0
    @prettiestmills2.0 Před rokem +1

    As a person who is taking Epilepsy medication, I can confirm actually agree about the disulfiram reaction. Since I’m taking medication that is helping my epilepsy (which I don’t know if I still have since it’s been so long ago I had a seizure the last time) which means that yes I can drink alcohol but I’m not recommended to. Because people who are under epilepsy medication, can start feeling drunk much faster and if alcohol gets mixed with the medication, it can trigger the brain and possibly cause an epileptic seizure. And trust me, it’s not fun. I have ended up in the hospital several times because some seizures lasted longer than a few seconds which is the amount of time that it usually lasts

  • @broadwaylover5384
    @broadwaylover5384 Před 4 lety +1285

    Dr. Mike: "Uh, what's something that's self-cleaning?"
    Me: "Vaginas?"
    Dr. Mike: "Oh! Soap!"
    Me: *get your head out of the gutter*

    • @musicabelle68
      @musicabelle68 Před 4 lety +63

      BroadwayLover I think the camera guy was trying to say that and that’s why Dr. Mike was like Cats??

    • @_amoopoint_1458
      @_amoopoint_1458 Před 4 lety +23

      @@musicabelle68 oh! That woukd make sense! Lol

    • @kellyalves756
      @kellyalves756 Před 4 lety +6

      But it’s true!

    • @-________-9267
      @-________-9267 Před 4 lety +4

      Vaginas are not self cleaning some pussies be smelling of fish

    • @ronswanson7371
      @ronswanson7371 Před 4 lety +1

      -_-

  • @betafx_
    @betafx_ Před 4 lety +1355

    “Your gonna die”
    “We all are gonna die”
    CoronaVirus: allow me to introduce myself

  • @JayLandon64
    @JayLandon64 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Essential oils are good for mental health issues. The oils can be a calming or relaxing effect. I put the oil and some water in an atomizer, and it releases scented steam. It helps with both the severe generalized anxiety and the major depressive disorder.

  • @Baddie_centrale
    @Baddie_centrale Před 7 měsíci +1

    Not the tlc remix doc i wanna be ya friend in real life man 😂🤣🤣

  • @nameless568
    @nameless568 Před 4 lety +935

    When you’re so early there aren’t any funny things in the comment section yet

  • @vanyakostyanovsky889
    @vanyakostyanovsky889 Před 3 lety +1577

    The way to not be afflicted with FOMO: have no friends so you don’t have to see anyone having a nice time.

    • @poedameron8057
      @poedameron8057 Před 3 lety +8

      Ayyy. Screens in bed time.

    • @SenhorAlien
      @SenhorAlien Před 3 lety +1

      What is FOMO?

    • @vanyakostyanovsky889
      @vanyakostyanovsky889 Před 3 lety +30

      Fear Of Missing Out. Basically feeling like you have a bad life because of all your friends post pictures of them having fun or something

    • @SenhorAlien
      @SenhorAlien Před 3 lety +31

      @@vanyakostyanovsky889 Oh.
      Imagine needing a phone to have that.
      Imagine not having it every day of your life.
      Imagine-
      Imagine Dragons

    • @xXRealXx
      @xXRealXx Před 3 lety +2

      Or another solution is just not use social media before bed time