INCREDIBLE! Man CHEATS a BREATHALYZER test!!
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- čas přidán 31. 07. 2024
- Man tries to cheat a breathalyzer test. You should never drink any liquids period. Dry throat gang.
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_________________________________________ - Komedie
This isn't content cop, this isn't content deputy, this is more like content parking ticket.
Caleb V content meter maid
Caleb V content citation
content community service officer
content DUI perhaps?
content hall monitor
the guy is talking as if he’s addicted to drinking and driving and isn’t just an alcoholic
@@polpottopg scumbag
@@TotalyKill pepega
@@polpottopg drunk go karts is fun too
@@TotalyKill irrelevant.
@@TotalyKill lil bitch
“If you smoke your alcohol, you’re gonna end up like me”
- Dayron Arias
Idubbbz fans are fuckin hilarious man
An oldie but a Goldie
That's my absolute favorite kickstarter crap. I watch it every year.
Still waiting for a "Where are they NOW?" on Dayron Arias lol
ugh i need more dayron arias lmfao
When you pointed out all the other ways to get around without driving, I really understood the gravity of that man's addiction to drinking and driving.
it’s really hard to get around without driving in the US
@@muhilan8540 And really hard to get around without drinking and driving if you’re an alcoholic in the US
@@muhilan8540 not if you're in a city but if you live in a decent sized town you should be able to get an uber or just carpool
@@youngturkey203 Uber and ride-sharing like that is expensive.
But carpooling with friends is not a bad idea.
@@youngturkey203 Not really. I live in Canada and there are places with populations of 15000, 20000, where those services don't exist.
Can’t a man just smoke his toilet wine in peace.
Toilet wine? Sounds exotic
Yes
Sounds pleasurable
8:51
He means pee if you didnt get it
"I wouldn't even be able to walk in a straight line if someone asked me, and that's why Imma get into this 2 ton metal machine and drive it in the same roads my fellow humans do"
i know that that's a marketing video for his product, but this is basically what the POS expects his buyers to do...
Welcome to hedonism
Wtf is your pfp?
gachiHYPER
@@gavinh.3880 a man with a fish
I actually install these for a living. You'd be amazed how many people pick up thier cars and fail right away. One customer came with his two kids and failed.
I hate my job, what's the entry level market like?
@@june4135 the car audio industry is more of a time thing. Have to put in the work go get paid. Usually starting in my market depending on knowledge. Completely green installers usually start around $10-$12/hr flat. I've been in the industry almost 20 years and make 19/hr plus commission
parent of the year
@@kassdog I wasn't expecting this comment but I'm welcoming it
@Dilbot does it matter? either way he had been drinking with his kids around.
I have one of those in my car, I beat the system by stealing a different car after every night out.
Good comment
Modern problems something something solutions something....
“I couldn’t walk in a straight line right now”
*starts car*
oh no.
@@noizsegat1924 Oh Yeah!
Officer:Is this a crack pipe?
Me: naw thats what I use to smoke my alcohol
Officer: Please step out of the car sir
I think most officers know about smoking alcohol.
Damn, you wouldn't be able to pass the sobriety test!
Yes I do weed I smoked a beer once
& if they didn't, that device looks a hell of a lot more questionable than a crack pipe/meth pipe whatever combined.
@@chelsea9493 yo can I get ya number? I'm trying to bring up my gamer points.
Holy fucking shit most people who want to drive drunk are at least like "I know I'm technically drunk, but I still don't feel the effects so I think it's fine if I drive," this guy's just straight up like "I definitely could not walk in a straight line right now, but I can still beat the breathalyzer and drive my car!"
I don't think he's saying that. He would still fail the test if he did it while the effects were still present. But the alcohol wears off quicker.
Alcohol has to get into your blood to work. Whether it enters the blood via your stomach or lungs, it still gets into your blood, and will therefore show on a test. But when you smoke it, it both enters and exits the blood much faster. You straighten up faster.
@@aarondavis8943 yeah because if you drink it the alcohol not yet in your blood stays in your digestive system while the part not in your body when inhaled will just get exhaled
"There's no wrong way to consume alcohol."
"This is the wrong way to consume alcohol."
By smoking your alcohol and inhaling your vapors.
Parks and Rec
Well, seeing as there is no safe amount of alcohol you can consume, its all wrong.
@@dyztroyax4628 nah, alcohol actually is good for you in moderation. And by that I mean like >one drink per day/about a drink every other day. It’s been proven to help with decreasing your chances of dying From heart and diabetes related problems.
@@tonyflamingo8113 Actually, having a balanced diet and being somewhat physically active does much better. And no, even moderate alcohol consumption is not free of risk, still increases your risk for some cancers. Lets not spread misinformation here, its not good for you in any amount.
I'd love to see his attorney's face while they play this video in the courtroom.
😂
I mean technically it’s not illegal? I’m no lawyer but I’m gonna pretend I’m an expert in law
@@nathancruise3083 on his next DUI charge mind you.
lmao
I had the same thought LOL!
The banana on the wall is a clock; the darker it gets, the more time we know that iDubbz has spent on this video
big brain
Press 3 and 9 to test this theory. I'd say it hella checks out.
My dick is a clock - the longer I watch idubbbz the harder it gets.
@@thexbigxgreen xD
Big pp
"I was out smoking a beer with my friends..." - Jonathan Jafari
Jontron?
9:43
Why does he keep mentioning how his breath is at 0 at the beginning. Like that's the part I believe dude, it's the afterwards breathalyzer test I don't believe.
because its possible he drank beforehand and just edited the clips together. I'm not suggesting he did, but that's the reason
Junkie denial
Ethan Clark lmao he shocked himself when he blew that .00
That’s the part I don’t believe lmao
Bruh my mom deadass had one of these and she told me it was so people wouldn’t steal her car and she had my ass blowing into it for her
Alex Coté smart
Why didn't she do it herself?
mental she was drunk nigga
@VIII 666 he was probably drunk lol
Not only driving under the influence but probably had you sitting on the death chair.
This guy looks like he runs up stairs on all fours
William See you tryin to diss me fam? I’ll fokin shank ya blud
Ya fours
Already used, fam
I do that...
My pfp might explain it
you dont have four of anything
As an addict I'll tell you right now, the fact that it "doesn't last as long" is the exact opposite effect you are looking for lmao.
5:29
Considering the fact that slamming booze after starting your car is a concern for this man, I think it's totally reasonable for him to have to prove that he's sober every few minutes to the audience.
“pleasureable aroma” gives me vietnam flashbacks to the zen egg’s “pleasant smell”
elbatkcalb at least it’s not a vagina scented candle 🤣
blacktable
Really nigga.
i can actually hear the "pleasant smell"
Just do heroin Jesus christ
The way he acts is like a kid pretending to get drunk of soda
Dont't talk about Ian like that! It's rude!
@@fadammte_aggst uh news flash that wont hurt his feelings
jay,s show uh oh news flash he was joking!
.
things are getting heated in the idubbz community
Why does Ian remind me of the train conductor from the Polar Express
Fuck yes
Except ian doesnt piss me off
"This is turning into a sad story, where he's driving a Toyota Prius, and smoking his alcohol, I'm scared of this human being." This had me rolling lmao
The funniest thing about this is the fact that this tutorial is straight up gonna kill someone eventually
Some people don’t know the out come of their stupid antics
The point is the BAC is still the BAC. Basically smoking your alcohol makes it last minutes instead of hours. You past the test because you are sober.
@@billybobjoe198 what about the fucking health risks of smoking alcohol
@@kermin Statistically less lethal than just drinking it
Hilarious!
I don’t know why but this video is so enjoyable to me. I’ve rewatched it 5 times
Same bro.
Same 😂
"I would not know a Tuesday from a G O R I L L A"
Tuesday is objectively the worst day of the week.
@Swarley751 correct
can’t get over the fact the guy kept saying “catch a good buzz”
He's searching for bees. But not just any bees. The good ones.
Can't say "getting drunk" because you can't get drunk without drinking. It's literally in the word.
@@jtm232556 He's gettin breathed!
yeah it's so gross sounding. I bet he's been a crack addict since the 90's and is still using the associated slang.
@@d-rockanomaly9243 😂😂😂
The plot twist is that the guy actually invented the smoking cup. He's running a targeted marketing campaign directly to the type of person who would buy it. In reality, he's never touched a drop of alcohol in his life.
I'm with you on that call- typical marketing bullshit, even if it does kill a few hundred thousand
''gotta make dat dough''
Lol you really read between the lines don't ya? Love it! Lit major maybe? 😁😁😁😁😂😂
Bastards and dollars are never far apart. Fortunately, this bastard isn't an intelligent one. Only a matter of time before he learns that no disclaimer can sign life away and the lawsuits will strike him down.
oh snap!
Interesting theory @Dust Bunnys. LA Whoops!
I die laughing everytime Ian recreates that little pop 😂
For reall the cruddy guy 😂😂
“LEt mE SMoKE yoUR fiNesT REd apPLe’s ALe bOi”
Notice how he keeps saying "catch a buzz" instead of "get drunk".
I'm assured he literally does not believe that "being buzzed" is drunk. You tend to hear this alot from alcoholics.
Yeah, happens with other addictions as well. A lot of people try to sub out words or twist their sentences to make it seem less severe or like it's a different thing entirely, which just proves how deep in it they actually are. Shit's sad.
I'm not even drunk bro, I'm barely through this bottle of vodka
"Bro I drive better when I'm buzzed"
Ya it’s not as bad as drunk
People who think anybody who drinks are alcoholics are just as bad tbh.
This absolute mad lad, he actually "smoked a beer."
Абдуллоعبدالله “yes officer I had a couple beers to smoke”
im going to drink bread
Evan Breen much?
It's sad that these replies are trying to get their 8 year old memes in and don't get the reference
Fuck you
6:03 *He sounded like he picked up a singular item in minecraft with that sound there; bloody brilliant*
in a year he's injecting his alcohol.
Five things i learned in CZcams:
1. How to cheat a breathalyzer test
2. How to shoplift
3. How to break into some one's house
4. How to kill somebody with an ice pick
5. Kingdom hearts speedrunning
9. How to catch squirrels
Love you for the fifth one
How to cheat on your girlfriend
Pp
shady_Mars don’t forget how to land the space shuttle from space
You can tell he’s an alcoholic by his breathalyzer key chain he pulled out before “catching a good pleasurable buzz” off of his alcohol vape.
new drinking game: instead of taking a shot, take a deep hit of your fav alcohol fumes everytime he says "catching a good buzz"
You can tell because he looks like he's blushing from neck up.
Really?
I was able to confirm he was an alcoholic the moment he posted a video on how to beat a mandatory alcohol interlock system.
you can tell hes an alchohol from the entire video he made lmao
Jesus Christ the man actually turned the "smoking beers" meme into a real thing
One time when I was in a mental hospital some guy got caught smoking meth while driving so they put a breathalyzer in his car and he doesn't even like to drink and he would say stories during group about how after they put the breathalyzer in his car how sometimes he would also shoot heroin while driving besides just smoking meth to really drive the nail in of like "haha what I got caught smoking meth while driving not and drinking why you making me blow on some shit for no reason" haha
"Catch a Buzz" is a term used by alcoholics when they refuse to believe they're drunk
Wow that’s amazing, where did your psychology degree come from?
@@ArtifactUnknown Common sense and not being an alcoholic
My dad use to say that every time he was about to smoke 🍁 annoyed the hell out of me
@@HipnoKet your dad smoked maple leaves?
Holy shit give this guy a medal, he found the eternal secret behind the phrase. Would’ve never guessed that Buzz = Drunk.
I feel like idubbbz just posts whenever he needs to pay rent
Colm Hayden def
The video is not monitized
@Automobile Addict what?
@@funnymanjustin5836 yep it is. I got an add for a mobile game at the start and an add for wish before the comments.
@@mrspams3489
CZcams forces ads on videos that aren't monetized. It's for their own gains, unless I'm dumb because I've been getting ads on 1 minute long tf2 sfm videos posted 4 years ago
Loving this guy's content so far, brings me the same joy of the h3h3 days of old videos.
6:41 YOOOOO WAS THAT THE PROFESSOR LAYTON THEME. I LOVE U IAN
It's like what a 2nd grader would say to act cool.
"Have you ever done drugs?"
"Yeah, I smoke alcohol and do marriage iguanas"
This cracked me up haha
Don't joke about this. This is yet another issue that disproportionately affects our colored communities.
Inconsistent TechDad this issue affects all communities regardless of color
R T nighas be like
R T only someone like YOU would turn this into a race thing 😑 smh
This has a very old Idubbbz feel, like the Kickstarter Crap series
My favorite series!!
I thought so! I didnt thing this vid was new
"What we do here is go back"
i mean he always professionally bitches, its his style
What about the Content Cop😀
2:48 When youre an alcoholic and this is literally a thought you have
The last and my favorite good idubbz video.
“I’m not an alcoholic don’t be absurd”
*smokes alcohol to pass a breathalyzer test*
"I can assure you I can't pass a field sobriety test"..now im gonna drive a car
yh, like you’re not just putting yourself at risk, but also everyone else out on the road. despicable human.
He sobered up by the time he got to the car though. The point of his video is displaying that inhaling alcohol lasts for a really short amount of time, not that inhaling it fools the BAC interlock
Not James thats just a regular friday🤷🏻♂️
This was uploaded on my bday and I remember being so happy you uploaded then
I cant believe this was 4 years ago already, made me laugh so much got reminded of it and had to come back. Loving SRMC
Nothing makes my day like creepy uncle Ian making a video
Totally Search as pointless as his last few videos have been, and despite him looking more and more like the child killer from “the lovely bones”......seeing a new idubbbz upload made my entire day.
This guy describes being drunk like someone who has never had alcohol
based on ? whzat - 2 sec - ypu dont know him
His osteoporosis prevents him from drinking, it interferes with his medication.
Can't_snap 🤣🤣
@@HB-gj7gd probably due to the fact that he does describe being drunk like someone who never had alcohol
No, he doesn't
Idubbbz: has 2 totally good monitors in the background.
Also Idubbbz: uses a laptop instead.
I watched this video once and now all my CZcams ads are for breathalyzer tests and programs to help alcohol problems.
hes literally making a video about how to commit a felony
Its not a felony, Hes just saying that you sober up a lot faster if you smoke the alcohol instead of drink it. your still sober when you drive, your not cheating anything.
If either of you morons knew what the guys actual video was about he clearly states everything. He wants people to smoke the alcohol so that in about half an hour you will sober up and be able to drive instead of drinking it and not being sober for hours and hours I don't know whats so hard for you to understand that. He is not showing in any way how to cheat a breathalyzer because his blood alcohol is below the legal limit by the time he gets in the car.
And just incase your too dense to understand when you inhale alcohol it absorbs directly into the blood stream through the lungs and is not sitting in your stomach constantly increasing blood alcohol until it passes through. So your blood alcohol levels drop much faster when it is inhaled and you sober up quicker. I have never done it nor do I plan to but so many people on this page don't have a clue what is going here because of the way this video was made to just make fun of him.
My initial comment was just responding to the person saying it was showing people how to commit a felony in the video, he clearly didn’t understand what the guys video was about just like a lot of people in the comments of this video.
Here’s an idea, don’t read it then....
Yes indeed I'm not high nor drunk I just smoked a beer
Hi I'm high offer help u
Much not sir
Yes.
Real men boof their beers
@@foreignhour2388 I'm no man I'm a starfish I've been doing seaweed
“It’s quite, actually, pleasurable” 😂😂😂
Idk why but this is just instantly one of my favorite idubbbz vids
If that guy was trying to start an alcohol smoking trend, he tried in the worst possible way.
Robert its already a “trend” this is nothing new
I have no idea what this does to the lungs, but a lot of alcohol is lost through the body's metabolism when drinking it. This probably would go further, if you inhaled all the fumes. Probably a lot easier to kill yourself too, though.
It was alredy a trend back in 2008
I need to see dudes probation officers face when he watches this tutorial for the first time.
im surprised he didnt say "a way to defeat the 5min and 20min intervals is to blow a 00, smoke your alcohol quickly, then drive very fast to your destination" lmfao
"It's a very pleasurable experience" - Classy Gentleman Gaming, 2015
This is someone who's trying way too hard to drive while drunk...
He does know you don't actually need to drive while drunk? Like they aren't mutually inclusive? You can always do one without the other
Because what hes doing is more important than anyone else.
He wants to drink and he wants to drive somewhere so thats what hes going to do.
Thats why he got a DUI in the first place.
@@LiveManga37 yeaah I thought that might be the reason! I was just wondering if he knew it was a thing
*inclusive
@@seanm241 Ahh piss... thanks my guy, I had a feeling I went wrong with that. Edited and fixed.
No you can't.
Ian looks like young Walter White, if he still had the cancer
How can you say something so controversial yet so brave and true?
Driver Nephi he is the cancer
Get Fucked
R/RareInsults
Omg your right
"oh come on just smoke a blunt" best advice all 2020
I got a breathalyzer ad on this video.
I actually have an uncle with a car that requires you to take a breathalyzer test, family calls it the blow-mobile
LOL serves him right
My uncle does too lol
Your family isn't very clever.
@jay may make a better pun
My uncle fucks me
and to think, this is not the lowest point of this mans life. in fact he seems proud to be where hes at in life. I would hate to see his low point in life.
This is the low point
Idubz or the guy giving instructions
every couple weeks i come back and watch this video and think damn this is a really good fucking idubbbz video
YES I see what you’ve done with the beginning of the video by adding the lottery music from super smash bro’s melee, I respect that.
"I drive better when im drunk" - Dayron Arias
"I'm drunk better when I drive" - Aayron Drias.
Now that's a throw back
-- Ryan Dunn
@@samandriaz5905 I'm so pissed not being the one to say this one. So pissed I'm gonna sniff some alcohol vapors
"I high when I drive"
I love how this guy legit just made a how-to on getting away with drunk driving after he didnt get away with drunk driving
nah nah nah he just got caught in order to get that device installed in his car so he could demonstrate for his audience
Lmao this is the best video I’ve seen in a while
“I would not be able to tell a Tuesday from a gorilla if you had me busting a jive on the Main Street”
How to "cheat" breathalyzer?
*By not drinking*
That how pussies do it.
that's not cheating.
Yeah nothing fun like *drunk driving your 2001 honda civic into a family of 4*
Do you know what cheating means?
everywhere I go you are there
"these things are so dumb and inconvenient. For one you have to *not* drink before you drive, I mean come on"
Can we just arrest him already
You saying it didn’t work after all that put me in tears lmaoo
I dubbz trying to make sense of alcoholism, lol. Don’t waste your time.
So he's basically trying to help alcoholics to stay alcoholics and drive while being "drunk", abusing the system that is supposed to help them. Sure.
This guy acts like “smoking your alcohol” is going to prevent you from getting pulled over for drunk driving in the first place
It might. Since it bypasses your liver, the alcohol is metabolized more quickly, which means you don't have to wait as long to sober up
Or from crashing into a fucking dunkin donuts
It will...because it'd be almost impossible to get drunk this way. Alcohol increases in volume by 500 times when it turns to gas and yet he got his "buzz" of a few breaths from that little glass bowl.
You'd need to breath in 2.3litres or 1/2 a gallon of alcohol vapour to get up to 0.1% blood alcohol. The reason it wears of quick and you can then pass, is that the only reason he was failing was because he'd just purposefully breathed alcohol in and it was just sitting in his lungs waiting to make him fail.
Most of his alcohol is flowing out of his little stupid contraption and because it's heavier than air, it's more likely you'll make your cat drunk that you.
Fuck you
OK boomer mirite???
I love that he dressed up in a nice shirt to film this video like it’s a late night tv commercial
Just started watching your videos and idk why I didn't start sooner
"Smoking alcohol" is more of a dumb party trick.
Normally, you'd pour out a few good glugs of beer or wine or whatever bev into a 2L coke bottle.
And then you get an air pump (normally used to pump basketballs, soccer ball etc) attach a cork on the tip and jam in into the mouth of the bottle.
Pump that shit up and the quickly release the pressure by yanking the cork off.
You'll get vapors real quick and you can get drunk without feeling full.
It is quite dangerous to do multiple times because normally if you drink too much, your body expels it with vomit and you dont have time to process the alcohol, but when you inhale it, it goes directly to your bloodstream and much easier to be poisoned.
As I said, dumb party trick, not recommended.
Edit: if you do this and die, I take no responsibility. But if you do, make sure to stream it for the boys. Cheers.
PlsHelp good info, thanks for this
This is bullshit, you're getting 'buzzed' off CO2 dude
You really seem to know what you're talking about, sir.
“Here are detailed step by step instructions on something you shouldn’t do...”
Lol
@@loganrenton8303
I think you mis understood. I meant to emphasize that the coke bottle should be empty prior to depositing your alcoholic beverage into the bottle.
If you somehow still think that wine will release CO2 upon pressurizing and de-pressurizing then that's not my problem.
"Oh come on just smoke a blunt" you're a legend for that idubbbz
You should change the title to "Watching a typical alcoholic for the first time in my life".
I think our man is working out. His arms look less nerdish
Dan I was looking for this comment.
true i see his pump
he is definitely a lot more beefy than when he was about to box jinx
Thank god he was getting fat as fuckkkk
he could actually be working, i went through same transformation by my 30s
I feel like Ian is becoming more and more like the man that lives in the alley near my house
don't dox Ian man
That is idubbbz
12many4you LMFAOOOOO
he probably does live in an alley
Except he has morals
Holy shit this came out in 2020? This feels like a lifetime ago
I came back to this video after a while and I got an alcohol tester ad, how ironic
I’m no pulmonologist, but this sounds like a good way to pickle your lungs.
Christina Ngabekome he’s talkin about the smoking alcohol there bud...
Christina Ngabekome I’ll smoke whatever you’re having
@#1 ratbag was she not doing a switcheroo joke?
Christina said "all you do is blow." She thought he meant the breathalyzer.
@Maitland Austin same. Don't post a comment if you can't take other people's replies.
Ian keeps messing with his mustache like he's trying to reapply the adhesive so it doesn't fall off
unformatted nolastname surface prep is key.
@@aaypea Out of curiosity how do you surface prep lip skin for fake moustache adhesive?
top keks
Squatch Josh waxing it i guess
one of idubbys' best intros tbh
“Just smoke a blunt” - iDubbbz
I feel like if youre trying to cheat on this you should drastically change your life
And be convicted and get your license revoked for a year and your car impounded.
No wtf 😂😂 drinking and driving isn't that big of a deal
@@filthyfrank.5 how?
@@filthyfrank.5 it kills tons of people wtf are you saying
@@hoykfnvnnesnxnnensncjforkx1616 coconuts also kill a lot of people. End it kid.
“I assure you, I could not walk in a straight line right now if you asked me to”
Alright for the next step, *DRIVING*
"no way I can pull off driving so I fail"
Let me clarify that I am INCAPACITATED. Now, watch me pilot a vehicle 😎
I absolutely love this video, third time I'm watching this year :-D
Dude I was so happy hearing Idubbbz say "Just smoke a blunt" lmao fr tho
The guy that would go as far as to smoke alcohol is exactly the one that should have that in it's car.
A guy who used to go to my high school literally died from inhaling alcohol out of a bong this year
Good.
Literally???
+@@Guitarocker493 oh...
When you absorb alcohol through your lungs it doesnt get filtered through your liver, thus it's easier to get alcohol poisoning by inhaling it. Nobody I've personally known has died from this, but one of my parents friends had a daughter who died from it
Natural selection