WHY MEN REFUSE TO NEUTER THEIR DOGS - idubbbz complains

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  • čas přidán 11. 07. 2024
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    We look at three topics: guys who love their dogs too much, kissing your parents, and retailers not making me smile ear-to-ear.
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  • @estradiolvalerate8925
    @estradiolvalerate8925 Před 5 lety +7951

    Ian looking like a disgruntled Vietnam veteran that's fed up with society

    • @mericanmeal
      @mericanmeal Před 5 lety +2

      Dustin Nguyen *their

    • @FittestTrack
      @FittestTrack Před 5 lety

      that nane tho

    • @christopherfoley8322
      @christopherfoley8322 Před 5 lety +22

      @@Goozero1 He'll likely be drafted again next year. I hope he's being keeping his fingers healthy by giving himself prostate exams

    • @whoknows5804
      @whoknows5804 Před 5 lety +14

      Get a load of this society

    • @josephstalin8709
      @josephstalin8709 Před 5 lety

      NINJA's Depression Fuck you kid you’re adopted

  • @THEEXTREMEBUBBLE
    @THEEXTREMEBUBBLE Před 4 lety +7607

    I’m so glad the editor slowed down the footage so I was able to see you running!

  • @jameson7276
    @jameson7276 Před 4 lety +787

    My dog gets more compliments on his looks in a week than I have gotten in my life.

    • @jolonghthong5377
      @jolonghthong5377 Před 4 lety +5

      L

    • @sparkyjones560
      @sparkyjones560 Před 3 lety +10

      True that. Same thing for my dog. She always gets compliments he however, I guess I'm just chopped liver!

    • @kurtgobang
      @kurtgobang Před 3 lety

      That's just a god dog. Keep ya head up king 👑

    • @EL-ISS
      @EL-ISS Před 3 lety +2

      Brother I felt this.
      I get stopped on nearly all of my longboard runs with my dog for someone to compliment how beautiful his coat of hair is (he's a sleek black lab) or how adorable he is. Meanwhile I'm like: "😔"

    • @aliveslice
      @aliveslice Před 2 lety +2

      Human relationships are more complex.

  • @jugginator2.068
    @jugginator2.068 Před 2 lety +137

    I've never met a dog breeder who wasn't a complete weirdo

    • @gessie
      @gessie Před rokem +1

      Weird sure, but far worse is that they're trashy dumbasses. Those claiming that dog breeders have any understanding of inheritance (genes being passed on) are lying through their teeth - the average dog breeder is barely literate, much less someone who holds a PhD in biology. That's why buying a dog for any more than what the pound charges is asinine, as you can be guaranteed that your new dog has spent its life completely abandoned in a cage and now has extreme social issues.
      That's why labs are some of the most aggressive canines alongside pitbulls and other inbreds. It's a nurture problem, not a nature problem in most cases. Then again, it's usually a nurture problem in case of human assholes.

    • @Cheesefist
      @Cheesefist Před rokem

      Well, they made a career of watching animals have sex. That would effect anyone’s psychological profile.

    • @Kim-dl2uk
      @Kim-dl2uk Před rokem +19

      As a vet I agree. It's the one field where cat people are more normal than dog people.

    • @breewaldenwomanizerforlife9341
      @breewaldenwomanizerforlife9341 Před 11 měsíci

      My chemistry teacher in highschool bred her dog and often bragged about how much money it made her. She was weird in other ways too

  • @caesar1700
    @caesar1700 Před 5 lety +788

    "repulsive in every way, probably smokes a pack a day"
    P O E T R Y

  • @PinkMonkeyBird
    @PinkMonkeyBird Před 5 lety +4520

    What god forsaken part of the internet does Idubbbz hang out on where people are talking about dog balls enough to make him angry?

  • @basilelrobeh946
    @basilelrobeh946 Před 4 lety +332

    Bruh I used to think it might be weird when my dad would kiss us on the cheek. Meanwhile Tom Brady is asking for that tongue in throat action.

    • @khatunamezvrishvili6211
      @khatunamezvrishvili6211 Před 2 lety +6

      This is so normal for me. Then again I'm European. I assume you're not? Otherwise everyone would be asking for a kiss on the cheek

    • @MybeautifulandamazingPrincess
      @MybeautifulandamazingPrincess Před 2 lety +8

      My mom used to kiss me on the lips when she dropped me off school but then people started talking about it and she stopped, and she started kissing me on my forehead, I don't see anything wrong with that

    • @fish5671
      @fish5671 Před 2 lety

      @@MybeautifulandamazingPrincess shittttttt

    • @freshboy3968
      @freshboy3968 Před 10 měsíci

      @@khatunamezvrishvili6211 South European?

  • @piersonthorburn830
    @piersonthorburn830 Před 4 lety +245

    I thought he was joking about people who are that obsessed with their dogs nuts until the videos popped up wtf

    • @m696__
      @m696__ Před 3 lety +9

      Same bro.

    • @ibm_businessman6033
      @ibm_businessman6033 Před 2 lety

      Cherry picking the most insane people he can find to gaslight this as an issue, Kinda of like media outlets.

    • @babytricep437
      @babytricep437 Před 2 lety

      @@ibm_businessman6033 you missed the point of the video. You’re dumb

  • @aiyana3329
    @aiyana3329 Před 4 lety +2835

    I would actually be traumatized if I was blind folded and kissed my father on the lips

    • @bloodyraptor6251
      @bloodyraptor6251 Před 4 lety +206

      In front of peers and friends no less

    • @ginseng2332
      @ginseng2332 Před 4 lety +94

      Everyone including Ian talking about the “moms” that bald ass dad literally went crazy on Jennifer ...had to replay did I j Whitness this

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace Před 4 lety +136

      It seems like child abuse to me honestly
      Not only in front of their peers but on CZcams for all eternity? Really?

    • @Felix-dx2qw
      @Felix-dx2qw Před 4 lety +27

      That day was the end of that kids life.

    • @picklethebird1324
      @picklethebird1324 Před 4 lety +34

      That's just everyday in Alabama.

  • @frloopr
    @frloopr Před 5 lety +380

    This mustache is brought to you by the dollar shave club

  • @keyburri3095
    @keyburri3095 Před 3 lety +651

    So I'm autistic and as a child I just didnt get why kissing on the lips was different from kissing on the cheek or forehead or whatever. I tried kissing my mom on the lips once and she said "no, not on the lips, that's gross".
    Thank you for being normal for me, mom.

    • @Alexandra_Wolf
      @Alexandra_Wolf Před 3 lety +82

      This is such a pure comment.

    • @Klabbity_Kloots
      @Klabbity_Kloots Před 2 lety +6

      Same

    • @SegaJennesiss
      @SegaJennesiss Před 2 lety +13

      lol same. my mom just kept moving her face out of the way and was like "nope!"

    • @isaacsrandomvideos667
      @isaacsrandomvideos667 Před 2 lety +3

      I am too but I always found it gross anyway

    • @ohgodohnothebees
      @ohgodohnothebees Před rokem +7

      I didn't know that kissing family members on the lips was gross (I'm autistic too)
      I never liked kissing anyways, it's gross

  • @FailedEmmisions
    @FailedEmmisions Před 4 lety +671

    My ex girlfriends dad kissed her on the lips in front of me and I felt so uncomfortable and wanted to throw up. We were 16

    • @Abel_Rivera
      @Abel_Rivera Před 3 lety +89

      I would've broke up with her right then and there that shit weird

    • @73THUNDERDOME73
      @73THUNDERDOME73 Před 3 lety +34

      So this is what it feels like to find someone else’s 13th reason why.

    • @FailedEmmisions
      @FailedEmmisions Před 3 lety +20

      @@73THUNDERDOME73 if that shit was a reason for me to be suicidal I wouldve died a looooong time ago

    • @kermit565
      @kermit565 Před 3 lety +3

      Yikes

    • @sparkyjones560
      @sparkyjones560 Před 3 lety +7

      @@masongent2522 agree. It's not that weird for a girl to peck mom or dad on the lips. HOWEVER, it's feckin' weird for a boy to do it to either and it's even weirder if it's a sustained kiss. Totally fine for pecks on the cheek though for boys or girls.

  • @orpheus0108
    @orpheus0108 Před 5 lety +571

    if you didn't point out the facial hair, i wouldn't have noticed

    • @karldilkington8802
      @karldilkington8802 Před 5 lety +16

      His facial hair is the same as mine but I'm 14 so I don't know what that says.

    • @parlay-music
      @parlay-music Před 5 lety +9

      I think he’s lacking testosterone after getting neutered the other day

    • @e69alpha
      @e69alpha Před 5 lety +3

      @@parlay-music dude not cool. He has cancer he's trying his best

  • @chrisjt86
    @chrisjt86 Před 5 lety +582

    Thanks for showing me Tom Brady kissing his son, Ian. I was thinking about destroying my computer anyway.

    • @John-X
      @John-X Před 5 lety +15

      8:25 "I hate to be a race traitor but I think [parents kissing their kids on the lips] is a *WHITE* problem..."
      I can tell you as a Hispanic, this is not just a white problem. Latinos do it too much as well.

    • @OMEGALGFR
      @OMEGALGFR Před 5 lety +4

      @@John-X Yeah, in Latin America is an habit to kiss your parents or other family members, but not in the lips, usually is lips to cheek or even cheek to cheek. At least in Mexico is like that.

    • @internettraveler8666
      @internettraveler8666 Před 5 lety +5

      @@OMEGALGFR cheek is normal but I wouldn't let my son or daughter put their lips on me

    • @jerrysmith8814
      @jerrysmith8814 Před 5 lety +1

      I'm horny right now

    • @nope9745
      @nope9745 Před 5 lety

      It’s weird how you know his name

  • @twines2804
    @twines2804 Před 4 lety +1140

    Not even furries talk about animals like that.
    Just sayin.

    • @damperemu4445
      @damperemu4445 Před 4 lety +51

      But fury’s just wear costumes to hide their fat ugly asses that they are self conscious about

    • @WolfrumGaming
      @WolfrumGaming Před 4 lety +182

      @@damperemu4445 Sounds like they're not the only one that's self-conscious about their "fat ugly asses".

    • @alucarda4357
      @alucarda4357 Před 3 lety +60

      @@damperemu4445 Not all of us wear fursuits my man

    • @hotto-dogu5829
      @hotto-dogu5829 Před 3 lety +29

      The only furries that talk like that about their pets is if they’re... doing things to them

    • @Ziege.08
      @Ziege.08 Před 3 lety +33

      @@damperemu4445 you're sub to Logan Paul talking bout other people

  • @linnearagnegard275
    @linnearagnegard275 Před 3 lety +62

    That whole parent kissing their child on the lips thing had me feeling nauseous HATE IT

    • @thomaskamkar5197
      @thomaskamkar5197 Před 3 lety +2

      Pure visceral horror

    • @fish5671
      @fish5671 Před 2 lety

      thank god it is an north american thing i live in south america and that is totally unnaceptable

  • @Alpha17x
    @Alpha17x Před 4 lety +5513

    The ball obsession seems most prevalent in pitbull owners.

    • @passonthestar3689
      @passonthestar3689 Před 4 lety +443

      Because their owners dont have any

    • @clairifedverified2513
      @clairifedverified2513 Před 4 lety +71

      My pitballs are delicious and I loooive thwhmwmr

    • @c.elizabeth4503
      @c.elizabeth4503 Před 4 lety +84

      Great, the same dogs that fill every shelter that no one wants. Perfect.

    • @suezuccati304
      @suezuccati304 Před 4 lety +123

      @@aseriesofgrunts being a fuckin' bitch about people making a joke about you is the proof that the hat suits you.

    • @KJF87
      @KJF87 Před 4 lety

      You would know, owner of 3!

  • @jakeekaj2623
    @jakeekaj2623 Před 4 lety +1681

    “That was just a peck” JESUS CHRIST

    • @unravel523
      @unravel523 Před 4 lety +32

      kissed my mom once on the lips, it wasn´t right I thought, mouth- kisses are for lover´s only!

    • @billybobjoe198
      @billybobjoe198 Před 4 lety +4

      @@unravel523 Are prostitutes lovers?

    • @vertdefurk
      @vertdefurk Před 4 lety +38

      @@zatrat5696 Plus, a prostitute's mouth is for peeing into, not kissing.

    • @upside93
      @upside93 Před 4 lety +6

      Cmon get some tounge in there boy, who do you think I am? Mr. Kraft??

    • @mortaltoxicity1640
      @mortaltoxicity1640 Před 4 lety

      Secret Sauce my god

  • @sydh7490
    @sydh7490 Před 4 lety +82

    i would literally have gotten fired from my past two jobs for not getting enough phone numbers every day, the managers pound it into your head because they want stores to meet their stupid phone number quotas

    • @anniegoehring8839
      @anniegoehring8839 Před 3 lety +5

      We have a "thank you" club card that without it you would have to pay the normal price, the "club price" is what alot of people would see on the tag and would become furious if the item wasnt that price without a card.

    • @Nellywellum
      @Nellywellum Před 2 lety +2

      That's because those companies are collecting mass data that they package and sell to marketing companies. That's how your cell number and email gets in the hands of collections agencies, telemarketers and scammers.

  • @TimSlee1
    @TimSlee1 Před 5 měsíci +8

    Idubbbz seems a lot more comfortable in his own skin here compared to his recent videos..

    • @winlover37
      @winlover37 Před 21 dnem

      Thank you! This is after the content cop era and he was still funny without saying naughty words all the time. It's baffling how many people don't notice how lifeless he appears now. Homie decided instead of toning down the edginess, just have all the funny sucked out of him.

  • @TVDandTrueBlood
    @TVDandTrueBlood Před 5 lety +670

    The mustache is literally invisible, so I don't have an opinion of it.

    • @Jyiber
      @Jyiber Před 5 lety +2

      This. Try at least 50% more facial hair before requesting opinions.

    • @PWMRV
      @PWMRV Před 5 lety

      *congrats on the heart* ⚠️
      _R e a d M y N a m e_

    • @imperialguard451
      @imperialguard451 Před 5 lety

      CeCe Smith i agree.

  • @dparsons343
    @dparsons343 Před 5 lety +535

    That clip of Tom Brady made me highly uncomfortable

    • @Lolzosaurus
      @Lolzosaurus Před 5 lety +29

      I'm just glad they edited out the part where they french-kiss for one-minute straight as his mother looks on while finger-banging herself in the corner. (I've heard they're really into Game of Thrones!)

    • @TheVerySpecialK
      @TheVerySpecialK Před 5 lety +10

      I hear that instead of giving his kid cash for his allowance he gives him a direct deposit.

    • @littleoreo7717
      @littleoreo7717 Před 5 lety +13

      Yeah. Not to mention it's somewhat pedophilc.

    • @StrikeAgainstMusic
      @StrikeAgainstMusic Před 5 lety +5

      I straight up skipped it, I already knew id feel disgusted as hell

    • @AlreadyForgot666
      @AlreadyForgot666 Před 5 lety

      Yeah, wtf was that?

  • @Stevenasty
    @Stevenasty Před 3 lety +37

    I wake up in a cold sweat in the middle of the night and hear in the distance *glorious bawls*

  • @dumpster_mcgee_96
    @dumpster_mcgee_96 Před 3 lety +21

    When the guy said “GLORIOUS BALLS”, I was reminded of the guy in Austin Powers where he said “I LOVE GOLD”.

  • @austinearle4698
    @austinearle4698 Před 5 lety +692

    I watched this while eating meatballs, and the clips of dog balls significantly reduced the quality of my meal.

  • @rosscardenas6636
    @rosscardenas6636 Před 4 lety +1097

    i laughed so hard when that dude was like "GLORIOUS BALLS" to his dog.

  • @shirtpants4122
    @shirtpants4122 Před 4 lety +79

    Let's say each step is 1.2-1.4 meters, then he ran approximately 6-7 meters in that time period since there were 5 steps. Now, after measuring very carefully, I came to a conclusion that the time period is about 1.2 seconds which means his speed is somewhere around 19km/h.

  • @crystalbugboy
    @crystalbugboy Před 4 lety +102

    I decided I didn’t want my parents kissing me on the lips anymore and my dad got upset at me

    • @scrummy3056
      @scrummy3056 Před 3 lety +63

      Yeah only kiss the homies good night

    • @Maria-le5jp
      @Maria-le5jp Před 3 lety +3

      Oof

    • @witch7530
      @witch7530 Před 3 lety +30

      It's fucked enough that you had to ASK THEM NOT TO KISS YOU ANYMORE

    • @samanthapurdy2053
      @samanthapurdy2053 Před 3 lety +1

      Wtf

    • @wyattc.4455
      @wyattc.4455 Před 3 lety +10

      He probably thinks of it like a hug. If your kid asked you not to hug them anymore you might be offended. It’s rational for him to be upset before understanding why you think it’s weird.

  • @meltycloudy7660
    @meltycloudy7660 Před 5 lety +385

    The chemo won't let you grow a full beard. Poor guy.

  • @Drewggles
    @Drewggles Před 4 lety +3125

    The reason all football players wear face masks is so Tom Brady won't kiss everyone on the lips

    • @DCUOxDestro
      @DCUOxDestro Před 4 lety +11

      Lmfaooooll

    • @user-gn4ts8jb7n
      @user-gn4ts8jb7n Před 4 lety +4

      Yeah, pop Warner was a scarey time for me.

    • @nmcamany4235
      @nmcamany4235 Před 4 lety +2

      Andrew Watkins The town the Simpson’s.

    • @pizzaboy8318
      @pizzaboy8318 Před 4 lety +19

      now Tom kisses everyone and we all have to wear masks

    • @supremegioo4547
      @supremegioo4547 Před 3 lety +1

      “I don’t want this to be a white thing, cuz I’m white” 😂Lmfaoo

  • @caspiansea4731
    @caspiansea4731 Před 3 lety +18

    "I know a lot of other people who are, socially, a little bit fucky and gay" -This is exactly how I would describe my social life

  • @Hairyvaginawithinfection
    @Hairyvaginawithinfection Před 4 lety +36

    Warning : do not attempt the shot game for every time Ian says "balls"

  • @imlost2748
    @imlost2748 Před 5 lety +4784

    I'm glad we waited a month for a video about dog nuts.

  • @user-by4wk3ek9m
    @user-by4wk3ek9m Před 5 lety +210

    Comments: we want content cop.
    Idubbz:Dog Ballz.

    • @jael9791
      @jael9791 Před 5 lety +1

      Idubbz indeed

    • @shitocodone8940
      @shitocodone8940 Před 5 lety +1

      Joshua don’t force it

    • @user-by4wk3ek9m
      @user-by4wk3ek9m Před 5 lety +3

      @@shitocodone8940 what force? I was stating facts, some comments in a way post that they want content cop. and my comment is not stating that Idubbz should not post things like this. you pessimistic doughnut.

    • @ch1ll1add.25
      @ch1ll1add.25 Před 5 lety

      Joshua which content creator would he enforce the law?

    • @ch1ll1add.25
      @ch1ll1add.25 Před 5 lety

      I haven’t seen a lot of CZcams drama

  • @ghplayer9228
    @ghplayer9228 Před 3 lety +20

    “Ovary Skin Sack” had me gross cackling

  • @gamingboy5284
    @gamingboy5284 Před 3 lety +14

    The last one about retailers asking for personal information it’s so bad, I worked for a place called dunelm and they make you ask every customer for an email address and if you don’t get email addresses from at least 25% of your customers you will be warned and if it carry’s on you get sacked, it’s so shit because if a customer doesn’t want to give their email what can you do

    • @Nellywellum
      @Nellywellum Před 2 lety

      That's because those companies are collecting mass data that they package and sell to marketing companies. That's how your cell number and email gets in the hands of collections agencies, telemarketers and scammers.

  • @atonomical8489
    @atonomical8489 Před 5 lety +476

    Every Idubbbz complains leaves me wondering how how the hell he ended up in that dark corner of the Internet.

    • @1005rhys
      @1005rhys Před 5 lety +21

      You watch enough CZcams, you always end up there, always. Everything on CZcams is a path to the dark side.

    • @ted4488
      @ted4488 Před 5 lety

      Don't quite think I am following you there pal

    • @1005rhys
      @1005rhys Před 5 lety

      @@deadvirgin428 the fuck you on about?

  • @Anonymos185
    @Anonymos185 Před 5 lety +3992

    Idubbbz has gone from being the Community Memelord to being the Angry CZcams Grandpa

  • @Cryster99
    @Cryster99 Před 3 lety +10

    "I was watching Dr. Oz....He had a moronic take." Yep that sums up that "doctor" pretty well.

  • @atope1620
    @atope1620 Před 4 lety +57

    "Someone repulsive in every way, probably smokes a pack a day" Idddubz 2019

  • @That1Guy741
    @That1Guy741 Před 4 lety +1386

    The kissing section of this video made me
    _Uncomfortable_ 👏👏👏 👍

    • @hannashaestarcard6667
      @hannashaestarcard6667 Před 4 lety +5

      It just blew me away like wtf

    • @machete660
      @machete660 Před 4 lety

      clay womack congrats

    • @bobdole8830
      @bobdole8830 Před 4 lety

      It made me incomfortable.

    • @mrshreker3135
      @mrshreker3135 Před 4 lety +6

      me too cuz i remember kissing my dad on the lipps as a kid and now im sad

    • @evanvincent9356
      @evanvincent9356 Před 4 lety +2

      clay womack The fucking kissing your parents prank was SO weird! I fucking hate everybody involved with making that.

  • @DonutOperator
    @DonutOperator Před 5 lety +2537

    Keep the mustache and the mustache only

  • @taothekoraenchanter1503
    @taothekoraenchanter1503 Před 4 lety +5

    i used to get timid when retailers tried to strongarm my info out of me. but now im much more courageous and say hell no.
    I like rants like this cuz you realize others feel the same things you do about certain things or think about the same things

  • @emethysthe
    @emethysthe Před 4 lety +11

    sad story time: I'm a vet assistant and one time a lady brought in her dog to get his rabies shot and complained that the last-time she came a different vet refused to vaccinate him because of an 'ingrown hair' on his testicle. After another exam we determined it was a tumor and later found out it was cancerous and he was put to sleep shortly after. Just spay and neuter your pets. There are real medical consequences for male and female cats and dogs who go un-fixed and with the procedures being so quick and accessible you have no excuse.

  • @mustyshitlap
    @mustyshitlap Před 5 lety +226

    I thought that facial hair was a squirrel you were harboring to safety.

    • @winkythreebeak260
      @winkythreebeak260 Před 5 lety

      egergarg ergergerae I was going to like this comment but it’s at 69, I’ll just leave it be.

  • @larrylentini5688
    @larrylentini5688 Před 5 lety +424

    Watch iDubbbz just be screwing with us pretending it was someone else doing all this weird editing.

  • @TheOrigamiGuru
    @TheOrigamiGuru Před 3 lety +1

    Love these rants Idupps! Your the best!!

  • @pedrochavesazevedo8673
    @pedrochavesazevedo8673 Před 4 lety +25

    "That's someone who is repulsive in every way, probably smokes one pack a day"
    -iDubbbz, 2019

  • @an0rangutan
    @an0rangutan Před 4 lety +670

    I haven't ever seen that Tom Brady clip...and I wish I never had...Jesus Christ the cringe is unbearable

  • @doge3323
    @doge3323 Před 5 lety +174

    Reminds me of them Indian soap operas with all of the editing effects

  • @michof7110
    @michof7110 Před 4 lety +20

    These videos are acually reasonable and he makes acual points it’s hilarious

  • @f804.de.ruyter
    @f804.de.ruyter Před 3 lety +2

    Legit food review pls i have been laughing so much

  • @SunderRS
    @SunderRS Před 5 lety +497

    Oof, giving Quaffine a run for his money with the jump cuts.

  • @greenstatic180
    @greenstatic180 Před 5 lety +142

    iDubbz with a mustache looks like teenage Ned Flanders

    • @MarsupialMason
      @MarsupialMason Před 5 lety

      Its because he didnt do the preteen shave routine to grow an actual beard.

    • @ER-eo4ht
      @ER-eo4ht Před 5 lety

      he looks like Barry Allen in flash? anyone agree or am i dumb

    • @xenotronia6681
      @xenotronia6681 Před 5 lety

      iDubbbz on the other hand looks much more masculine

    • @penwoopydo
      @penwoopydo Před 5 lety

      @@MarsupialMason "Preeteen shave routine"?!
      I'm turning 21 and I've never heard of that!
      I only clip my facial hair and it looks shit.

  • @maisymoo6548
    @maisymoo6548 Před 2 lety +3

    my mum would always tell me to kiss my grandmother on the lips goodbye, i hated it and would pretend to forget.

  • @randomthings462
    @randomthings462 Před 3 lety +19

    Ngl this man can run fast

  • @jraysparks6420
    @jraysparks6420 Před 5 lety +176

    The facial hair makes you look like the shady guy who creeps all the woman out when shopping.

  • @spacewizardpip1111
    @spacewizardpip1111 Před 4 lety +820

    My mom and dad never kissed me on the lips. As a fellow white I’m bothered by this trend

    • @scottp444
      @scottp444 Před 4 lety +4

      Space Wizard Pip wow you’re so funny dude, Zelda is the best game. Let’s go...

    • @Mablecast
      @Mablecast Před 4 lety +48

      @@scottp444 give me your phone

    • @tahunuva4254
      @tahunuva4254 Před 4 lety +5

      My mum did. I now legit want her dead :P

    • @meowface6469
      @meowface6469 Před 4 lety +30

      My dad used grab my ass when I was younger, v e r y u n c o m f o r t a b l e

    • @McconneIIRet
      @McconneIIRet Před 4 lety +12

      My parents kiss me on the lips and I'm Korean.

  • @mollyonette
    @mollyonette Před 3 lety +9

    1:32 *REAL FOOTAGE* IDubbz running to the bathroom after Taco Bell!? YOU WON’T BELIEVE THE SMELL!

  • @lilyarmstrong6081
    @lilyarmstrong6081 Před 4 lety +10

    If I kissed my teacher, or parent with them being in on it, I would never talk to them again that’s so gross like wtf

  • @archington1851
    @archington1851 Před 5 lety +2739

    Imagine when they get kids. Look at my boys bEuItFuL nUtS

    • @maximusgoodmeme8183
      @maximusgoodmeme8183 Před 4 lety +5

      I am dee 100th liked or what ever

    • @archington1851
      @archington1851 Před 4 lety +8

      Maximus GoodmEmE ty, didn’t even realise I had any likes

    • @maximusgoodmeme8183
      @maximusgoodmeme8183 Před 4 lety +2

      Np

    • @icyy4973
      @icyy4973 Před 4 lety +2

      just when i saw that in the vid i read that

    • @amarebrathwaite6374
      @amarebrathwaite6374 Před 4 lety +5

      Archington parents already do that with mostly mothers going “Look at my child’s widdle weiner! Isn’t it cute?”

  • @user-hn4tj2nv4b
    @user-hn4tj2nv4b Před 5 lety +360

    “Ethical Treatment of Animals”
    **Shows PETA Logo**

    • @brodycooper1950
      @brodycooper1950 Před 5 lety +13

      Steve Irwin cared more

    • @AmpliphyHD
      @AmpliphyHD Před 5 lety +4

      @@brodycooper1950 It wasn't that he cared more, he just cared about the animals.. PETA only wants those shekels

    • @TurtleCano
      @TurtleCano Před 5 lety +1

      knew someone was going to bring that up lol

    • @itsjustme3411
      @itsjustme3411 Před 5 lety +1

      9000 IQ

    • @roadkillrandy5926
      @roadkillrandy5926 Před 5 lety +1

      but, he said "they are not empathetic towards the ethical treatment of animals"
      perfect example

  • @jaygee7508
    @jaygee7508 Před 3 lety +10

    I have a friend from high school who kisses his son on the lips and I cringe every. Damn. Time.
    It's totally innocent, it's just frikin' awkward for everyone...

  • @Grimreaper2458
    @Grimreaper2458 Před 3 lety +2

    I remember when I walked in a auto zone and was asked "your phone number is?" And I said I didn't have one. He was so confused lol

  • @TheAugizzz
    @TheAugizzz Před 5 lety +384

    Thank you idubbz for uploading videos knowing that they're going to get demonitized, keep it up fam

    • @jedm1307
      @jedm1307 Před 5 lety

      August 1iq by the way

    • @no-replies
      @no-replies Před 5 lety

      @Jake Watson whoa

    • @ironcoyote2314
      @ironcoyote2314 Před 5 lety

      Content cop

    • @VirtanenDK
      @VirtanenDK Před 5 lety

      You are right. Its for all to see on SocialBlade. Same goes for David Dobrik !!

  • @CrustyQtip
    @CrustyQtip Před 5 lety +491

    im under the impression that idubbbz is currently documenting his slow descent into insanity
    edit: cant agree enough with that 2nd point

    • @Joser167
      @Joser167 Před 5 lety +15

      idubbbz is already insane....

    • @dickheadrecs
      @dickheadrecs Před 5 lety +10

      Looking forward to full tilt woodland beard cabin fever mode

    • @SlashfanGuitarist
      @SlashfanGuitarist Před 5 lety

      praying with a sub

    • @AgustinWander
      @AgustinWander Před 5 lety +3

      With this videos I start to think his channel is slowly becoming in like a tin foil hat conspiracy channel. I don't know if it is the way he talks or looks or how he recorded the video in his back yard or whatever that is... I just don't know, it feels like he makes sense rn but maybe in a few months he's gonna be like "WHY THE EARTH IS FLAT"

    • @dickheadrecs
      @dickheadrecs Před 5 lety +1

      Agustín Wander yeah I can see Ian pretending to be a flat earther for like a year just as a prank

  • @mikebless2032
    @mikebless2032 Před 4 lety +2

    Love the facial hair bro!!💯💯💯💯💯

  • @c.195
    @c.195 Před 4 lety +6

    I feel like I can see Ian's WoW heritage with the phrase "diametrically opposed."

  • @UltraNerdyGamer
    @UltraNerdyGamer Před 5 lety +256

    Damn, fade to black outro? This editor means business.

  • @E__Saurabh
    @E__Saurabh Před 5 lety +600

    Remember when Ian and Max kissed Papa Franku on the lips.

    • @00Discourse00
      @00Discourse00 Před 5 lety +13

      I remember. :$

    • @TheSuperMegaPlus
      @TheSuperMegaPlus Před 5 lety +4

      Yeah, a real case of "Do as I say, not as I do." goin' on here...hmmmmmmmm...

    • @Jackster301
      @Jackster301 Před 5 lety +6

      You always give your Godfather a kiss. End of story.

    • @anonamouse1957
      @anonamouse1957 Před 5 lety +4

      Apache helicopter
      Of course I do.
      I beat my meat to that mental image nightly.

    • @szymonk8931
      @szymonk8931 Před 5 lety

      yeah that was gay

  • @Bomberninja
    @Bomberninja Před 3 lety +2

    you know its a good video when iDubbz says to do CBT

  • @dogwithhat947
    @dogwithhat947 Před 3 lety +4

    What’s funny is I neutered mine when they were just going into heat because I didn’t want inbred puppies

  • @Berd
    @Berd Před 5 lety +422

    bro no way i was doing nut-ups the whole time i was watching this thats crazy haha

  • @ed69151
    @ed69151 Před 5 lety +509

    I knew it wasnt idubbbz when i seen a face stretch zoom in edit.

    • @pasteia
      @pasteia Před 5 lety +5

      You could notice almost immediately that someone else edited this

    • @cguns9893
      @cguns9893 Před 5 lety +4

      it doesn't take away from the video though

    • @ed69151
      @ed69151 Před 5 lety +8

      @@cguns9893 it doesnt, but the editor just needs to chill on overdoing an edit for a funny-haha. Sure if this was a few years back, i would've found it hilarious. now some of the edits just feel forced when it doesnt have to be. Kinda like the crappy LOUD = FUNNY edits people do. if done right, Loud CAN equal funny. if done right, face stretch zoom in can still be funny. everybody's a critic

    • @PravdaKatyusha
      @PravdaKatyusha Před 4 lety

      It was a joke, he doesn't actually have a editor.

  • @brobot2059
    @brobot2059 Před 3 lety +2

    Equivalent to “nobody is looking at your dog thinking it’s the most special”. I’m looking at every dog at the park and thinking they’re all equivalently special and cute

    • @scarletamazon3455
      @scarletamazon3455 Před 3 lety +1

      You never judge someone else's dog and think "eehh, cute, but not as cute as mine!" Come on now! ;-)

  • @i25island46
    @i25island46 Před 3 lety

    Really hate that I missed this age of CZcams because Skyrim consumed my mind through out high school. Fuckin love this channel dude.

  • @ForwardStory
    @ForwardStory Před 5 lety +2762

    falling asleep to idubbbz complaining about dog testicles is single-handedly the best and worst decision of my life.

  • @kobi3047
    @kobi3047 Před 5 lety +595

    Do not neuter your dog at 3am
    *(GONE STERILE)*

    • @inflammatorycommentswithno2407
      @inflammatorycommentswithno2407 Před 5 lety +3

      Ανένδοτος I’ll neuter all the dogs

    • @mimkemmillm7278
      @mimkemmillm7278 Před 5 lety

      I had a dog named kobi

    • @TimeyWimey.
      @TimeyWimey. Před 5 lety +2

      @Ανένδοτος people neuter their dogs:
      1. Because they don't want their dogs mateing
      2. To stop destructive behaviors that only occur with dogs who still have balls
      3. So they are less aggressive/ territorial, especially to newcomers to the house (friends and such)
      4. So they don't pee everywhere

  • @klimke22
    @klimke22 Před 4 lety +7

    any dude who says dog and beautiful nuts in the same statement are the kind of guys that let their dog go nuts to butts with them lol

  • @mikaelsongameofwar2360
    @mikaelsongameofwar2360 Před 3 lety +1

    They sometimes ask my email for the receipt. I just say no thanks lol

  • @danielp.2111
    @danielp.2111 Před 5 lety +4619

    He is so chaotic neutral that his race remarks don't sound awkward.

    • @patrick1532
      @patrick1532 Před 5 lety +399

      He's just so open and candid about his beliefs and views that you feel comfortable in the fact that he's simply making observations and not being racist

    • @patrick1532
      @patrick1532 Před 5 lety +286

      @@taintwasher3703 It's a word. Does him using that word alone convince you that he hates lesbians?

    • @A-G-F-
      @A-G-F- Před 5 lety +61

      My boy Vito is also like that, he went to a porn expo to have actresses rub his uncles ashes in their tits

    • @bunga371
      @bunga371 Před 5 lety +19

      What the fuck does that mean

    • @youtuberobbedmeofmyname
      @youtuberobbedmeofmyname Před 5 lety +8

      Idubbbz is chaotic neutral? Then the world is coming to an end. People are fucking stupid.

  • @QuadAntic
    @QuadAntic Před 5 lety +271

    thank you for acknowledging the lesbian Trogg community, we all appreciate it.

  • @DJnoodles1
    @DJnoodles1 Před 4 lety

    Wow CZcams never notified me you uploaded this

  • @naomicrook150
    @naomicrook150 Před 3 lety

    i worked at journeys and i remember we had a counter of how many emails we would get and if we got below the standard then we would get in trouble. it was literally the worst

  • @fawaz2771
    @fawaz2771 Před 5 lety +211

    Everybody: we need another content cop
    Ian: DOG BALLS!

  • @laurene988
    @laurene988 Před 5 lety +741

    Editor didn't add flames/flash effects on Ian's running...
    0/10 IGN

    • @markdavis7146
      @markdavis7146 Před 5 lety +55

      he actually edited them out and slowed it down so that he doesn't get taken by the CIA and dissected like his alien brothers did.

  • @drewcampbell1258
    @drewcampbell1258 Před 3 lety +1

    His articulation is what makes his videos so great.

  • @GatorGatorGat
    @GatorGatorGat Před 3 lety +5

    9:53 Ian sounds like he's gonna start crying

  • @gully7505
    @gully7505 Před 5 lety +381

    "socially fucky and gay" is such a great way to describe those situations

  • @kalefuller3850
    @kalefuller3850 Před 5 lety +838

    I did the calculations he is running at 1,037 mph

  • @mochahixenbaugh2283
    @mochahixenbaugh2283 Před 3 lety +5

    I think my dog is absolutely hidouse it fucking looks like it's eyes are gonna pop out of it's head like those pens that you squeeze and it's eyes pop out yeah that's my fuckin dog

  • @jameshoneycutt785
    @jameshoneycutt785 Před 3 lety +2

    That dog nuts shit is hilarious

  • @succgod8101
    @succgod8101 Před 5 lety +741

    I just watched a guy talk about dog balls for 8 mins.

  • @kermitsewerside
    @kermitsewerside Před 5 lety +599

    ian i love you but if i saw anyone that looked like you AND they had a mustache i’d go out of my way to cross the street

    • @Norweeg
      @Norweeg Před 5 lety +37

      kermit sewerside To get closer to him because he was on the other side. We get it.

    • @aesthetical97
      @aesthetical97 Před 5 lety +9

      To get hit by a car?

    • @knightinshiningcosplay8391
      @knightinshiningcosplay8391 Před 5 lety +13

      Because he looks like he belongs on a sex offender list now, he's great but damn. That stash.

    • @seanceknowles2911
      @seanceknowles2911 Před 5 lety +1

      Knight in shining Cosplay I’m ok with his stach actually. Specially since pedos or sex offenders look like every other person.

    • @knightinshiningcosplay8391
      @knightinshiningcosplay8391 Před 5 lety

      @@seanceknowles2911 Its a joke dude. Take one.

  • @user-no2hd1wy7g
    @user-no2hd1wy7g Před 3 lety +1

    This is the most self explanatory title for a video I’ve ever seen on my recommended...

  • @PhatCunt
    @PhatCunt Před rokem +3

    i just think that mutilating something you claim to cherish as part your family is evil. its like getting a cat then ripping their throat out because they coughed up a hairball

    • @towel2493
      @towel2493 Před rokem +4

      how is that even close to neutering a dog lmao

  • @blub5113
    @blub5113 Před 5 lety +377

    *I am in more confusion why is dog in thumbnail have loung neck*

    • @HeronSight
      @HeronSight Před 5 lety +5

      I am more confused why there's nothing about the parental kissing on the mouth in the thumbnail.

    • @Timothy-jw1ur
      @Timothy-jw1ur Před 5 lety

      Ur uncultured

    • @nutellafromgloaming2275
      @nutellafromgloaming2275 Před 5 lety +5

      Was that sarcastic? If not, it was to make it look like it was licking it's balls.

    • @babygoth9872
      @babygoth9872 Před 5 lety +5

      Uncle Blub *english has left the chat*

    • @EsKaioS
      @EsKaioS Před 5 lety

      So that the mouth is tactically placed

  • @Lemonmatronics
    @Lemonmatronics Před 5 lety +544

    "Hello you lesbians trogs"
    I'm so glad I'm finally being represented

  • @Fmc_Devil
    @Fmc_Devil Před 4 lety +8

    7:52 this was done at a highschool that is like 25 minutes away from me I wanna die

  • @MohidPvE
    @MohidPvE Před 3 lety

    Editing is good af on this