The Joke Police TICK me off!!! - idubbbz complains

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  • čas přidán 20. 08. 2018
  • My apologies for the incessant sound of my sweater-cord hitting the plastic w/ the mic on it. It ended up fucking the audio for this whole gig. I aint re-recording it!! I AINT DOIN' IT!!!! SUE ME IF YOU HAVE TO!!!!
    Thanks for watching, keep up the great jokes
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Komentáře • 27K

  • @iDubbbzTV
    @iDubbbzTV  Před 5 lety +11272

    DAYYUMM SEEYUNN, that monetization lasted about 2 minutes....

  • @Devil-tm4nu
    @Devil-tm4nu Před 5 lety +4801

    In my country the joke police are the real police.

  • @OlegAltukhov
    @OlegAltukhov Před 4 lety +6639

    "Jokes don't care about your feelings, my hips don't lie..."
    - Ben Shakira

    • @bigdaddy793-1
      @bigdaddy793-1 Před 4 lety +31

      Oleg Altukhov gay

    • @ugh1230
      @ugh1230 Před 4 lety +129

      @@bigdaddy793-1 being gay is kinda gay

    • @vz2428
      @vz2428 Před 4 lety +38

      @@bigdaddy793-1 straight up gay

    • @depecher6s311
      @depecher6s311 Před 4 lety +28

      “If your house floods, just sell it and move”

    • @wherethepavementends1136
      @wherethepavementends1136 Před 4 lety +30

      @@vz2428 If your straight up gay, does that mean your straight or gay?

  • @Sethekk
    @Sethekk Před 4 lety +4419

    I hate that the people who really need to see this, never will.

    • @josephstalin3586
      @josephstalin3586 Před 4 lety +65

      You could force it upon them, Just food for thought

    • @Sethekk
      @Sethekk Před 4 lety +21

      @Ghostin Neo But did you need to see it?

    • @Schiudkrot
      @Schiudkrot Před 4 lety +31

      @RectalDiscourse That isn't a joke. Thats a statement.

    • @dankerbell
      @dankerbell Před 4 lety +6

      then send it to them, make them learn

    • @eclipsomnia1527
      @eclipsomnia1527 Před 4 lety +8

      honestly thought you were talking about blind people for a moment

  • @FictionFaction
    @FictionFaction Před 5 lety +1588

    *Joins Twitter in 2018 sees drama everywhere*...what we do here is go backbackbackbakback

  • @LeonLush
    @LeonLush Před 5 lety +6566

    Joke police themselves are the punchline of human sadness

    • @Diamondsmuggler
      @Diamondsmuggler Před 5 lety +159

      Leon Lush hi dad. Mom really misses you. Please come back. We're late on the mortgage. We might be homeless

    • @sathwikrajesh3947
      @sathwikrajesh3947 Před 5 lety +11

      How's your newborn doing?

    • @flashfirepunch8634
      @flashfirepunch8634 Před 5 lety +9

      Leon Lush my man 😎

    • @TheDemonwolf2198
      @TheDemonwolf2198 Před 5 lety +8

      Oi Leon what are you doing round here boi?

    • @coastalalpaca852
      @coastalalpaca852 Před 5 lety +45

      That joke is disgusting. It just shows how out of touch with reality you can be. Sure, I’m living in my dead mothers basement, having locked and barricaded myself in, doomed to die alone, but at least I am funny

  • @CraftyKitty-up7fk
    @CraftyKitty-up7fk Před 2 lety +341

    The question “how hard can Idubbbz punch” is more relevant now then ever

    • @PurpleDarter
      @PurpleDarter Před 2 lety +10

      Apparently not hard enough.

    • @alexpeter7
      @alexpeter7 Před rokem

      He really hit like a litle soy bitch 😂🥊

  • @martinruf8784
    @martinruf8784 Před 4 lety +441

    Friend of mine (45) had cancer recently. Everyone around him game him the "silent compassion" treatment.
    I told him it sucks to lose your pension.
    Was the first time he laughed in quite some time...
    ...he's better today :D
    Cancer-free :)

    • @theresarayner5726
      @theresarayner5726 Před 4 lety +5

      Okay
      No one cares but okay

    • @martinruf8784
      @martinruf8784 Před 4 lety +105

      @@theresarayner5726 Thank you for taking the time to tell me you have no interest in caring about my comment.
      It's always nice interacting with people from the Colonies...

    • @jasontodd8811
      @jasontodd8811 Před 4 lety +9

      Ey b0ss can i habe d cancer pls

    • @fv8399
      @fv8399 Před 4 lety +41

      @@theresarayner5726 shut up Theresa

    • @ajwtube
      @ajwtube Před 4 lety +38

      @@theresarayner5726 no one cares about you either Karen but ok

  • @MichaelJayValueInvesting
    @MichaelJayValueInvesting Před 5 lety +1911

    The wind from that punch knocked me out of my chair.

    • @pacojones799
      @pacojones799 Před 5 lety +11

      Michael Jay - Value Investing help me investing michael

    • @kaz_sha2566
      @kaz_sha2566 Před 5 lety

      Is this comment one of the investment too ?

    • @Drinkwithclass
      @Drinkwithclass Před 5 lety

      Brace yourself next time buddy

    • @ryft624
      @ryft624 Před 5 lety +1

      Bro it launched me out of my house

    • @TheCrappyRobot
      @TheCrappyRobot Před 5 lety

      Was that....A joke? ;D

  • @TurtleneckTV
    @TurtleneckTV Před 5 lety +22255

    Where was the joke in this video? It was like one big 10 minute statement

    • @OggerFN
      @OggerFN Před 5 lety +313

      reply with wooosh to me if you're gay

    • @RevelSix
      @RevelSix Před 5 lety +883

      @@OggerFN wooooosh

    • @zakbagans8408
      @zakbagans8408 Před 5 lety +331

      WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

    • @7u7t0
      @7u7t0 Před 5 lety +238

      r/wooosh

    • @hyperionman420
      @hyperionman420 Před 5 lety +212

      r/Whoooooosh

  • @Yeahbuddy223
    @Yeahbuddy223 Před 4 lety +1665

    where did billy go during the bombing?
    everywhere

    • @connorking984
      @connorking984 Před 4 lety +34

      This one is pretty similar to others but for some reason it got me good, haha

    • @Yeahbuddy223
      @Yeahbuddy223 Před 4 lety +3

      Connor King lol thanks g

    • @senza4591
      @senza4591 Před 4 lety +4

      Lmao

    • @kingpizzarat8999
      @kingpizzarat8999 Před 4 lety +5

      Epic

    • @colbydiaz795
      @colbydiaz795 Před 4 lety +44

      This is not a joke! This is absolutely disgusting! How would you ever think this is funny? Delete this.

  • @quagmiretron1653
    @quagmiretron1653 Před 4 lety +837

    When I was digging in my backyard I found a chest with gold in it so I run back to the house to tell my mom about the gold but then I remembered why I was digging in the backyard in the first place

    • @edgarpereira4982
      @edgarpereira4982 Před 4 lety +15

      Ded awesome man 👌

    • @leevikv
      @leevikv Před 4 lety +43

      ThAtS a StAtEmEnT

    • @funnyvideoguy3216
      @funnyvideoguy3216 Před 3 lety +9

      Jokes aside, you are a genius

    • @rowancampbell1289
      @rowancampbell1289 Před 3 lety +7

      Not really, it’s a stolen joke. But most jokes are.

    • @missundies
      @missundies Před 3 lety +13

      My mom is dead so this joke makes me sad, we shouldn't joke about things that makes people (me!) sad

  • @decima8785
    @decima8785 Před 5 lety +13912

    This is more like off duty content cop.

    • @DeepInDaSand
      @DeepInDaSand Před 5 lety +89

      Decima shitty version of content cop

    • @justafellowbrother7263
      @justafellowbrother7263 Před 5 lety +436

      Content Cop: Off Duty

    • @Demonos3
      @Demonos3 Před 5 lety +101

      That's a lot of views in a day.... so how is this not trending?

    • @JahonCross
      @JahonCross Před 5 lety +10

      When keemstar content cop ;-; I want a part 2 and shit

    • @f_mili_r
      @f_mili_r Před 5 lety +150

      Demonos3 CZcams hates Ian and his friends with a burning passion.

  • @kkghostys7349
    @kkghostys7349 Před 5 lety +4809

    He gets progressively more red as he gets angrier

  • @tylerb.gaming762
    @tylerb.gaming762 Před rokem +90

    We all know why we’re here today don’t we

  • @feverdream2661
    @feverdream2661 Před rokem +84

    4 yrs of California really changes a man 😢

    • @RealNick04
      @RealNick04 Před rokem +16

      Cali teens and adults are dead inside

    • @feverdream2661
      @feverdream2661 Před rokem +4

      @@RealNick04 exactly

    • @RealNick04
      @RealNick04 Před rokem

      @@feverdream2661 their silence is more dead than a library

    • @thomasbrannigan229
      @thomasbrannigan229 Před rokem +1

      didnt he live there longer?

    • @feverdream2661
      @feverdream2661 Před rokem +2

      @@thomasbrannigan229 probably. But ever since Trump got into office, the blue haired freaks took over California and anyone who stays gets brainwashed.

  • @fineos5973
    @fineos5973 Před 5 lety +2429

    Jinx made a good choice not fighting you. That punch sounded real fast.

  • @mads0ldier
    @mads0ldier Před 5 lety +463

    dangerous Ian punching at INCREDIBLE speeds

  • @adankpancake
    @adankpancake Před rokem +39

    situational irony

  • @theodosiaazariah
    @theodosiaazariah Před 5 lety +1957

    My friend is Jewish and we have a hell ton of wildfires around us right now, and when we went to work we noticed some ash falling. He had turned and looked at me and said “oh look a family reunion”

  • @albertovalentini5146
    @albertovalentini5146 Před 5 lety +711

    James Gunn DESTROYS children's asses with FACTS and LOGIC (EPIC)

  • @ShaunInce123
    @ShaunInce123 Před 9 měsíci +47

    The irony. He became exactly what he criticized lmao

    • @WoodgrainBeanie
      @WoodgrainBeanie Před 5 měsíci

      How so? Because he doesn't like the jokes made about his wife being a "whore"? He understands that they are jokes and he doesn't think they are funny

    • @dvda9725
      @dvda9725 Před 2 měsíci +2

      ​@@WoodgrainBeanieYeah, no.

    • @jaxonsevero1045
      @jaxonsevero1045 Před 19 dny

      @@WoodgrainBeanieyeah but his wife actually is one.

  • @Hawkent
    @Hawkent Před rokem +298

    There is no greater work of parody or satire than life itself

    • @milohodges
      @milohodges Před 11 měsíci +17

      fr he legit turned into the joke seargent major

    • @mikeyaftony2464
      @mikeyaftony2464 Před 8 měsíci +4

      Yeah he changed and grew as a person. Wow!

    • @pballsgaming123
      @pballsgaming123 Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@mikeyaftony2464 - 🤖

  • @donkM852
    @donkM852 Před 5 lety +2250

    Remember, “Demon” is an offensive term, they prefer mortally challenged

    • @jamiedunlop302
      @jamiedunlop302 Před 5 lety +92

      You may notice a slight change in the environment, don't worry, it's all part of the plan

    • @MaxHalatTV
      @MaxHalatTV Před 5 lety +49

      Doom is a great game

    • @xxwhodabeanerxx69
      @xxwhodabeanerxx69 Před 5 lety +7

      i love u for this

    • @Ddarkan
      @Ddarkan Před 5 lety +6

      I'm so hype!

    • @Skullkan6
      @Skullkan6 Před 5 lety +4

      Haha funny pandering non-joke from the new doom

  • @UncleDane
    @UncleDane Před 5 lety +1288

    what the hell is that mic holding harness contraption and where is the amazon affiliate link in the description for it

    • @taigaluv
      @taigaluv Před 5 lety +42

      Keep random crits

    • @iDubbbzTV
      @iDubbbzTV  Před 5 lety +384

      It's a GOPRO HARNESS. I NORMALLY use it for my action sports montages

    • @alewms482
      @alewms482 Před 5 lety +11

      Hello uncle dan

    • @autisticbird4303
      @autisticbird4303 Před 5 lety +4

      Random crits are fear and balance

    • @4532xbox
      @4532xbox Před 5 lety +3

      @@iDubbbzTV post that shit bud

  • @MarioPeeps
    @MarioPeeps Před rokem +119

    ppl think fans only miss slurs idubbbz when that isn’t even true, he was funny asf and confident back then

    • @cr33p3rhd6
      @cr33p3rhd6 Před 9 měsíci +5

      Cant really rate how funny he was then and now, but he definitely was less confident back then. Being forcibly outward to appear confident. Being confident is also not having to prove something all the time

    • @dariusonly1384
      @dariusonly1384 Před 6 měsíci +16

      @@cr33p3rhd6 He was way more confident. You can see how much how owned his actions and was sure in what he was doing. Now all he does is act meager and pathetic and beg for some kind of sympathy without ever showing up. Old idubbz was constantly punching well above his weight and once he got to the top he got cold feet and has been a joke since.

  • @MarxistClownism
    @MarxistClownism Před rokem +121

    The Joke police video is so painfully ironic today.

    • @sekaihokai
      @sekaihokai Před rokem +10

      very painful

    • @mogulboi1152
      @mogulboi1152 Před rokem +8

      no it really isnt

    • @austinlemieux2641
      @austinlemieux2641 Před rokem +5

      @@mogulboi1152are u slow? It literally is ironic. Only reason I clicked on this video😂

    • @mogulboi1152
      @mogulboi1152 Před rokem

      @@austinlemieux2641 no not ironic he doesn’t even mention any of the jokes he made. u are just a sad grown man who’s sense of humor is still that of an edge lord

    • @Yoshikage8008
      @Yoshikage8008 Před rokem +1

      ​@@mogulboi1152cuck

  • @Cheasle2
    @Cheasle2 Před 5 lety +2508

    Just put "lol" at the end of every joke and nobody will hate you lol

    • @luxfux8764
      @luxfux8764 Před 5 lety +7

      Cheesle2 xD

    • @MultiDiarmuid
      @MultiDiarmuid Před 5 lety +390

      I hate women and minorities lol.

    • @MF-tw5tn
      @MF-tw5tn Před 5 lety +2

      Lol

    • @quyu
      @quyu Před 5 lety +31

      despacito is funny lol epic trolled liberals xd lol

    • @zcypher6558
      @zcypher6558 Před 5 lety +20

      go fucc yourself lol

  • @crockoclock7771
    @crockoclock7771 Před 5 lety +2097

    Don't pull a leafy on us and disappear

  • @greasymouse5618
    @greasymouse5618 Před 4 lety +418

    One thing you'll notice about all these joke cops is they all say "lit-truh-lly

    • @icedragon9097
      @icedragon9097 Před 3 lety +6

      Lmao thats how you pronounce it in england

    • @shmepe7847
      @shmepe7847 Před 3 lety +1

      Yeah do you remember the girl at 1:13

    • @tweetibirthfluids3234
      @tweetibirthfluids3234 Před 3 lety +2

      Everyone who says it like that is fake is fuck besides Sean (jse) ofc

    • @llll8154
      @llll8154 Před 3 lety

      @@icedragon9097 innit bruv

    • @regularshow960
      @regularshow960 Před 3 lety +5

      I read that in leafy's voice

  • @axd0045
    @axd0045 Před 11 měsíci +48

    He literally just ended up becoming the person he's talking about in this video lol

  • @donaldbiden636
    @donaldbiden636 Před 5 lety +411

    *I guess we know why Jinx never accept the boxing fight from Idubbbz*

    • @hiphophead4891
      @hiphophead4891 Před 5 lety +1

      Jinx in his video mentioned the fight was choreographed.

    • @otzfawt2698
      @otzfawt2698 Před 5 lety +4

      WAS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY.

    • @TenderheartOfficial
      @TenderheartOfficial Před 5 lety +1

      Hillary Trump your profile picture is beautiful

    • @infectedruby
      @infectedruby Před 5 lety +2

      I though jinx and idubbbz were going to box on August 25th

    • @funkymcnasty69
      @funkymcnasty69 Před 5 lety +1

      The picture looks like Miley virus in her 50's. The virus part was auto-correct but it felt appropriate.

  • @mariosousa319
    @mariosousa319 Před 5 lety +1140

    You got demonitezed so fast that the ad i was seeing closed itself.

  • @austynnoLIVE
    @austynnoLIVE Před rokem +124

    Bro became the joke police

    • @TimSlee1
      @TimSlee1 Před rokem +1

      The nword police, arresting people for "screaming the nword from the rooftop".

  • @FloridaGuy53
    @FloridaGuy53 Před 4 lety +543

    The Joke Police attacking, specifically, dark comedy?
    Seems kinda discriminative to me...

    • @theresarayner5726
      @theresarayner5726 Před 4 lety +30

      Joke racism exists and it’s *funny*

    • @JohnNy13375
      @JohnNy13375 Před 4 lety +30

      Of course the Police are going after the dark ones

    • @NotFine
      @NotFine Před 3 lety

      @@JohnNy13375 did you get the joke or

    • @JohnNy13375
      @JohnNy13375 Před 3 lety +6

      @@NotFine yeah

    • @swf_buccellati2098
      @swf_buccellati2098 Před 3 lety +4

      @@NotFine lmao you didn’t get their joke right away either. Ironic

  • @tricks177
    @tricks177 Před 5 lety +636

    idubbbz, I dont think you understand - getting Gunn fired was also a joke

  • @richardcletus6026
    @richardcletus6026 Před 5 lety +215

    My father has a jokes he uses at restaurants. Receives bill, brief glace over it, tells the server "ya gotta be pulling my leg", exposes his left leg prosthetic, standard morbid dad joke.
    We had a server tell him that wasnt funny because people in the world were amputees. That woman told an amputee he couldnt make an amputee joke because amputees exist. A popular theory we have come up with was that she thought it was a straight up robot leg.

    • @rubenburger2621
      @rubenburger2621 Před 5 lety +20

      Man your dad sure knows how to sweep people of the floor using both his legs that are still attached to his body

    • @MegaTRBS
      @MegaTRBS Před 5 lety +13

      Your dad is badass 🤘

    • @shreyoley
      @shreyoley Před 5 lety +12

      You might say that dinner cost an arm and a leg

    • @InvidiousIgnoramus
      @InvidiousIgnoramus Před 5 lety +7

      what a time to be alive. they're hiring literally blind people to wait tables.

    • @christiangreen9900
      @christiangreen9900 Před 5 lety

      Wait how did he respond to her?

  • @burgerrei2398
    @burgerrei2398 Před rokem +30

    Damn we really lost a real one

  • @slowfuse
    @slowfuse Před 7 měsíci +27

    where did it all go wrong...

  • @Yoshikage8008
    @Yoshikage8008 Před rokem +28

    I think this idubbbz was killed and an imposter simp took his skin and is the now current icuckkkz we have today.

  • @givemethezucc6385
    @givemethezucc6385 Před 5 lety +991

    Jinx is shaking after seeing that jab

  • @PlotlinePlus
    @PlotlinePlus Před 5 lety +596

    2.1 million views in a few hours.
    Nice of CZcams to keep this off trending.

    • @gene4438
      @gene4438 Před 5 lety +23

      Trending CZcamsrs have ADS in their videos.

    • @metallol5337
      @metallol5337 Před 5 lety +17

      I actually got a skip able add for this video, But still CZcams should be putting what is trending, not what they think is trending...

    • @dxxm9999
      @dxxm9999 Před 5 lety +13

      It's because they're a bunch of pussies who only put up ASMR's and LGBT videos

    • @callomallo7712
      @callomallo7712 Před 5 lety +10

      I think it’s common knowledge by now that CZcams is run by a bunch of LBGTQI pandering, child exploiting money men.
      Fuck quality vids, this shit is a McDonalds website now, money and the attention of kids is how we roll.

    • @k1221nirvana
      @k1221nirvana Před 5 lety +5

      if it isnt jimmy fallon doing some mundane bullshit with a celebrity then it isnt worth putting on the trending section according to CZcams.

  • @pitzo5555
    @pitzo5555 Před 4 lety +46

    "we need an internet historian"
    and thus Internet historian was born

  • @Pollooxyuu
    @Pollooxyuu Před 4 lety +109

    ”The moon is round...”
    -Black science guy

  • @gerald9311
    @gerald9311 Před 5 lety +152

    There’s a dude in my class who does this all the time. He has no friends. Neither do I, but we’re not talking about that.

  • @aonghasmacaghobhainn2322
    @aonghasmacaghobhainn2322 Před 5 lety +2865

    I was actually diagnosed with autism when I was 7, but the people getting mad over tweets from 10 YEARS ago are more autistic than I have or will ever be.

    • @aonghasmacaghobhainn2322
      @aonghasmacaghobhainn2322 Před 5 lety +353

      @@lazyboyz5472 cheers mate, have a great day

    • @lazyboyz5472
      @lazyboyz5472 Před 5 lety +29

      @@aonghasmacaghobhainn2322 you don't tell me what to do

    • @drakep.5857
      @drakep.5857 Před 4 lety +182

      @@lazyboyz5472 you're so pathetic and unfunny

    • @willo-zo5rd
      @willo-zo5rd Před 4 lety +153

      lazy boyz I wonder what it’s like to have a vegetable make a better joke than you.....

    • @geneticprotocolwalter4772
      @geneticprotocolwalter4772 Před 4 lety +73

      @@lazyboyz5472 We do tell you what to do. Now get on those knees of yours.

  • @Joe-hd2pm
    @Joe-hd2pm Před 4 lety +75

    In 1 year it’s gotten so much worse

    • @tristenarctician6910
      @tristenarctician6910 Před 4 lety

      How ? I need to dislike them who is back?

    • @NotKimiRaikkonen
      @NotKimiRaikkonen Před 3 lety +3

      Not a day goes by someone isn't outraged and trying to ruin someones life over something so insignificant no one would have bothered to care ten years ago.

  • @vianabdullah2837
    @vianabdullah2837 Před 4 lety +648

    This video is more relevant than ever in 2020.

    • @sykesmau5910
      @sykesmau5910 Před 4 lety

      FACTS

    • @GalaxCici
      @GalaxCici Před 4 lety +25

      *Picture of George Floyd
      Are you tellin me...
      *Arrows pointing to mouth and nose
      This nigga couldn’t breathe?

    • @inkaf225
      @inkaf225 Před 3 lety

      @@uku4171 you have the better slonker version, without the nazi cring.

    • @Toothmello
      @Toothmello Před 3 lety +4

      I feel like the people commenting on this comment didn’t understand the video very well

    • @toamatau8785
      @toamatau8785 Před 3 lety +17

      15 year olds who think the world resets every year will see a video that deals with a current, ongoing trend that didn't just disappear when the calendar rolled over will go "he was ahead of his time" "this is more relevant than ever" etc. to look smart.

  • @KGProductions_
    @KGProductions_ Před 5 lety +1424

    Idubbbz needs to stay away from CZcams boxing, he might kill someone with his deadly punches!

  • @no4712
    @no4712 Před 5 lety +653

    Content cop vs Joke police
    Top 10 anime battles

  • @brotatosquad3068
    @brotatosquad3068 Před 4 lety +133

    Ian’s sense of humor was way ahead of his time. The hot pocket tweet is fucking hilarious.

    • @anobissoooks8833
      @anobissoooks8833 Před rokem

      until it became a career, in which just as with maxmoefoe, the career is the most important factor.

    • @anobissoooks8833
      @anobissoooks8833 Před rokem

      since they live off of it instead of it being an artistic output

  • @jankmag
    @jankmag Před rokem +21

    aged well.

  • @mentallyunstable7675
    @mentallyunstable7675 Před 5 lety +3787

    This is so sad, Alexa, reinstate communism.

    • @sammadsen5345
      @sammadsen5345 Před 5 lety +8

      Lol

    • @YaBoy2
      @YaBoy2 Před 5 lety +4

      Best one by far

    • @tokigart
      @tokigart Před 5 lety +90

      Mentally Unstable is that a joke are you actually calling for mass genocide under a communist ruler I am calling the fbi

    • @Kim-Yo-jong
      @Kim-Yo-jong Před 5 lety +33

      tokigart Communism is an economic system what are you talking about?

    • @kopekartsandmusic95
      @kopekartsandmusic95 Před 5 lety

      Mentally Unstable you got that from pewdiepie

  • @4ib01_satrioanoraga7
    @4ib01_satrioanoraga7 Před 5 lety +500

    -Knock knock
    -Who's there
    -Ben
    -Ben who?
    -Ben Dover kid.

    • @zaphyros2518
      @zaphyros2518 Před 5 lety +5

      Yep they're succeeding at the normalization of pedophilia project. Just look at what you're saying. Congratulation for being a brainless dummy.

    • @jaydenstlouis5003
      @jaydenstlouis5003 Před 5 lety +34

      ZAPHYROS joke policeman at its finest

    • @TaliaIGhul
      @TaliaIGhul Před 5 lety +2

      jayden stlouis, And you're policing him, so who polices you?

    • @TaliaIGhul
      @TaliaIGhul Před 5 lety +1

      ZAPHYROS, Exactly. They are sheep. idubbbz included.

    • @zaphyros2518
      @zaphyros2518 Před 5 lety +1

      jayden stlouis So, if you expose jews' crimes you're an antisemite and if you expose blacks' crimes you're a racist and if you expose pedophilia supporter, you're a joke policeman? Are you really serious, you fucktard?

  • @McGowanForge
    @McGowanForge Před 4 lety +119

    What's the difference between a pregnant woman, and a lightbulb?
    You can unscrew the lightbulb

    • @yesyes5784
      @yesyes5784 Před 4 lety +2

      I bet you're fat

    • @McGowanForge
      @McGowanForge Před 4 lety +8

      @@yesyes5784 I bet your no

    • @ShittyBill88
      @ShittyBill88 Před 4 lety +6

      Yes Yes l bet your baby daddy left u

    • @yesyes5784
      @yesyes5784 Před 4 lety

      @@ShittyBill88 I bet your daddy beats you

    • @yesyes5784
      @yesyes5784 Před 4 lety

      @@ShittyBill88he's probably an alcoholic

  • @walt1649
    @walt1649 Před 4 lety +269

    The joke police would soon be known as cancel culture.

    • @m0istur
      @m0istur Před 3 lety +11

      Entitled people, people with God complexes, little 12 year old shits who for some reason are on Twitter, THIS. What next, commentary channels like diesel patches becoming the thing they were agianst?

    • @Novem2244
      @Novem2244 Před 2 lety +2

      @@m0istur H3H3

    • @charisk2845
      @charisk2845 Před 2 lety

      @@m0istur Pretty much, It's already happening.

    • @m0istur
      @m0istur Před 2 lety

      @@charisk2845 wait what?

    • @charisk2845
      @charisk2845 Před 2 lety +1

      @@m0istur The same commentary channels who we're edgy back in 2016 They hated child friendly content channels like pyrocynical. Stopped the swearing and became alot more child friendly. They're basically immigrating their pandering from an older audience to an younger one in order to save their ad revenue.

  • @desmondcrooks4467
    @desmondcrooks4467 Před 5 lety +398

    This has been a hard summer. Jontron’s been gone, H3H3 is only doing podcasts, but idubububz is still uploading. Great moves Ian, keep it up, proud of you.

    • @roel250
      @roel250 Před 5 lety +27

      Don't forget Papa Franku!

    • @Jkoal69
      @Jkoal69 Před 5 lety +16

      Desmond Crooks i miss JonTron

    • @user-vs6oe8fl3m
      @user-vs6oe8fl3m Před 5 lety +12

      Jontron sucked ass big time imo

    • @K4inan
      @K4inan Před 5 lety +1

      get a life nerd

    • @damiansconberg4715
      @damiansconberg4715 Před 5 lety +4

      @@user-vs6oe8fl3m tbh I really don't see what's funny about him

  • @soundslikepizza
    @soundslikepizza Před 5 lety +2404

    What a world we live in where now comedians have to defend jokes *rolls eyes*

  • @Voidgazen
    @Voidgazen Před rokem +33

    Before the channel was hijacked by his evil twin

  • @capefry8323
    @capefry8323 Před rokem +97

    He really was smarter and more mature when this was recorded.

    • @gianni206
      @gianni206 Před 11 měsíci +4

      not "more mature" just less degenerated

    • @capefry8323
      @capefry8323 Před 11 měsíci +10

      @@gianni206 Yeah id agree with you, I just said mature because Ian himself said he "Matured". (He didn't, his actions prove that)

    • @michaelpeac3609
      @michaelpeac3609 Před 9 měsíci

      @@capefry8323he’s just not a degenerate anymore thinking it’s okay to joke about that stuff it’s logic a child would employ

    • @capefry8323
      @capefry8323 Před 9 měsíci +6

      @@michaelpeac3609 It is okay and morally acceptable to make a joke about literally anything. It is more childish to think that certain topics are "off limits" or "degenerate".

    • @capefry8323
      @capefry8323 Před 9 měsíci +5

      @@michaelpeac3609 Nope, Factually wrong. You are allowed to make jokes about literally anything and everything regardless of how sensitive or taboo the topic or subject matter is. Believing otherwise is literally the same mentality children have.

  • @TheoJay615
    @TheoJay615 Před 5 lety +411

    We live in an over sensitive society. People are basically looking to get offended. I hope this dies.

    • @bobjason3597
      @bobjason3597 Před 5 lety +38

      We live in a society, bottom text

    • @fredk6992
      @fredk6992 Před 5 lety +10

      I agree we live in a society

    • @bapabs
      @bapabs Před 5 lety +6

      This meme was made by Gang_Weed

    • @piercebottomtext4827
      @piercebottomtext4827 Před 5 lety +9

      We LIVE.....in a *Society*.
      But seriously, this James Gunn situation is completely ridiculous and things will only get worse.

    • @iconiclittlecharacter9726
      @iconiclittlecharacter9726 Před 5 lety +1

      We live in a society

  • @RioHolic
    @RioHolic Před 5 lety +503

    I like dusting my shelves once a week.
    Uh oh, can’t joke about that, a twelve year old died from dust inhalation three years ago in a city 57km away. How insensitive of me.

  • @stonalisa3729
    @stonalisa3729 Před 4 lety +28

    Imagine Sociologists studying twitter in 20 years...

    • @charisk2845
      @charisk2845 Před 2 lety +3

      Not just twitter, They should study all kinds of weird behaviours. Examples, Mapsexuals, Chris chan weston chandler, Fanbases etc.

  • @isetmfriendsofire
    @isetmfriendsofire Před 3 lety +24

    I like how this video isn't even saying you can't heavily criticize a joke, it's merely saying that we should not confuse jokes with something they are not.

    • @dr.wolfstar1765
      @dr.wolfstar1765 Před rokem +4

      But like Idubbz is now trying to cancel froggy fresh over a joke. Hes claiming froggys video was hate speech instead of realizing how much of a joke it is and how much of a joke he's become

  • @yeethot6275
    @yeethot6275 Před 5 lety +721

    Let me speak to your *joke* manager

  • @Sorutoku
    @Sorutoku Před 5 lety +6143

    Dark humor is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 Před 5 lety +610

      My humour is so dark. It still has to sit in the back of the bus...

    • @Adam-hp2xg
      @Adam-hp2xg Před 5 lety +494

      Non-copy-and-pasted jokes are like a big dick. You don't have one.

    • @Jmcelwain17
      @Jmcelwain17 Před 5 lety +22

      Adam S ooooooof

    • @janthion3590
      @janthion3590 Před 5 lety +14

      Adam S 👌👏👏👏👌

    • @NochZvezd4
      @NochZvezd4 Před 5 lety +266

      Suicide jokes arent funny unless you leave it hanging

  • @deathstr1ker6666
    @deathstr1ker6666 Před rokem +54

    From iconic to ironic

  • @arabianseamonstr
    @arabianseamonstr Před rokem +48

    This video did NOT age well.

    • @obbo_7350
      @obbo_7350 Před 2 měsíci +1

      You did not age well

  • @richardnixon7790
    @richardnixon7790 Před 5 lety +286

    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    This is not a joke, it’s a statement

  • @filoacessivel
    @filoacessivel Před 5 lety +601

    Papa franku is dead, h3h3 main channel is dead, please don't leave us ian....

    • @jpoirier8967
      @jpoirier8967 Před 5 lety +85

      Max is dead too

    • @RoninMortifer
      @RoninMortifer Před 5 lety +4

      There is still God's trash/editeremh

    • @tehMothMan
      @tehMothMan Před 5 lety +109

      h3h3 has been dead ever since they stopped making fun of weird videos, and started following bullshit drama....

    • @beev4289
      @beev4289 Před 5 lety +23

      Time to find new smaller channels with similar humour, they're out there.

    • @Dead-st7ry
      @Dead-st7ry Před 5 lety +4

      @@tehMothMan they're on a break, he got over doing CZcams.

  • @thorleyhalligan5572
    @thorleyhalligan5572 Před rokem +30

    Please rewatch this video iddubz

  • @cantheman4064
    @cantheman4064 Před 5 lety +218

    We all need to look up "how hard can idubbz punch" so it can be the most looked up thing on google

  • @NomadGuy-mf5vm
    @NomadGuy-mf5vm Před 5 lety +720

    I think its ridiculous that he even has to explain this

    • @ianmcfunny8363
      @ianmcfunny8363 Před 5 lety +2

      Exactly.

    • @VincentVega93
      @VincentVega93 Před 5 lety +4

      Fuck that bullshit. Hold the Left to the same standards as they hold the Right to.

    • @hydreigoner4160
      @hydreigoner4160 Před 5 lety +5

      If these specific circumstances, of humorous explanation, did not cost people a firing of their jobs referring to fads back in times when they were socially appropriated - it'd be odd to see explanations on the matter. It's almost as if 5 minutes at a press conference can cost you the entirety of your career now, with all the adverting.

    • @michaelrichards4332
      @michaelrichards4332 Před 5 lety +2

      It's kind of cool though, I'd love a series where Ian investigates old trends in social media and explains how they occurred, Call it like Contentipolis or some shit

    • @surrealtavirtualetv8201
      @surrealtavirtualetv8201 Před 5 lety

      Michael Richards
      Your idea sounds very cool !
      How could we spread it ?

  • @Lethal_Spoon
    @Lethal_Spoon Před rokem +11

    "Thanks for watching, keep up the great jokes" we will, ian

  • @deeznuts9886
    @deeznuts9886 Před rokem +53

    This video aged so badly that its actually sad. How did someone complaining about the joke police BECOME the joke police. The hypocrisy is actually insane

  • @VizashiJen
    @VizashiJen Před 5 lety +203

    Saving👏 the👏 squirrels 👏 isn't 👏a 👏joke!
    Its just a statement!

    • @NewbyTon
      @NewbyTon Před 5 lety +2

      We have contacted the squirrels and found out that the squirrels were in fact not saved and the squirrels claims that they have never heard of the save the squirrels initiative
      Has IdubbzTv2 been lying to his fanbase this whole time?

  • @ExtremeEpicYoutub100
    @ExtremeEpicYoutub100 Před 5 lety +375

    "Jokes don't care about your feelings."
    -Ben Shapiro, via iDubbbz News.

  • @jaxonsevero1045
    @jaxonsevero1045 Před rokem +22

    Bro became what he swore to destroy

  • @neonparadox6967
    @neonparadox6967 Před rokem +81

    I remember back when he was the hero fighting against the joke police, I guess you die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain

    • @berzkguy
      @berzkguy Před rokem +8

      Its legit sad to go through these old videos and see how far he's fallen the max and joji collabs also jerk some emotions out of me

    • @xv696
      @xv696 Před rokem +6

      at least max is still a nice guy doing his own thing and joji with his music

    • @BonziBUDDY
      @BonziBUDDY Před rokem +1

      The whole rest of the crew are all doing their own things and pretty successfully, sadly idubbbz wasn't one of them and would rather feed one of the biggest trolls known to man and let people get under his skin

  • @MichaelJaeYT
    @MichaelJaeYT Před 5 lety +1497

    0:54 Did iDubbz just blink both of his eyes seperately??? wth is this alien???

  • @garygarester5207
    @garygarester5207 Před 5 lety +1144

    9/11 jokes aren't acceptable anymore
    they just don't fly

  • @RealNick04
    @RealNick04 Před rokem +20

    This is Ironic af 5 years later

  • @diogocosta3421
    @diogocosta3421 Před rokem +18

    buckbroken

  • @imtired9799
    @imtired9799 Před 5 lety +1656

    Maybe we’ll get 1 more upload this year if we’re lucky

    • @joeysgrogaming7396
      @joeysgrogaming7396 Před 5 lety +1

      maybe a content cop this month hopefully

    • @JanoyCresva
      @JanoyCresva Před 5 lety +2

      He's going to an hero sometime soon anyways.

    • @dbender_1372
      @dbender_1372 Před 5 lety +6

      We are all lucky

    • @therealbobmayo5065
      @therealbobmayo5065 Před 5 lety +2

      I’m tired,
      wait are you a balloon or tired?

    • @penguindp4379
      @penguindp4379 Před 5 lety

      That was really *insensitive*. How could you say something like that about another human being???

  • @ViscaBarcaInter
    @ViscaBarcaInter Před 5 lety +191

    Somebody having to explain a water pressure joke to people who didn't get it. Man, what a time to be alive. Assuming we are actually alive.

    • @floridamancode_e2673
      @floridamancode_e2673 Před 5 lety +16

      maybe the world did end in 2012 and this is just Hell. It would explain a lot

    • @trevor2453
      @trevor2453 Před 5 lety +4

      I don't think James Gunn would have been considered a hollywood elite back in 2009. Did you miss the entire part in the video about context? Anyways, the joke is about WATER PRESSURE, not watersports - do you seriously need someone to explain this joke to you or are you just pushing your agenda?

  • @magicman9218
    @magicman9218 Před 4 lety +17

    Some people are Joke Police, some are Joke Electricians' Apprentice

  • @kennethlacroix889
    @kennethlacroix889 Před 5 lety +638

    The other day i rescued a woman who was tied to a railway track. After i untied her we made love. We tried everything except oral 'cause i could'nt find her head.

    • @kennethlacroix889
      @kennethlacroix889 Před 5 lety +136

      To everyone im sorry of being necrophelic, possible mysoginistic cause i only objectified her, possibly racist cause she wasnt black and i prefer headless white women. Im also sorry for my extreme pedophelia. She was an emo teen about 13 years old who intentionally misinterprets 21 pilots songs and watches 13 reasons why.
      I dont know whatd wrong with me i am truly sorry anyone should be offended because of my statements. I want everyone on planet earth, no, any living organism in the milky way galaxy that i have decided to train myself to be a better person and will never indulge in such offensive matter ever again.

    • @duke9407
      @duke9407 Před 5 lety +1

      💀💀💀

    • @benmanley9983
      @benmanley9983 Před 5 lety +15

      Omg, that's not funny. REEEEEEEE

    • @patrickdugan2393
      @patrickdugan2393 Před 5 lety

      I'm crying hahahahaha

    • @BaldorfBreakdowns
      @BaldorfBreakdowns Před 5 lety +22

      Can I get her number?

  • @GameXFuture
    @GameXFuture Před 5 lety +191

    The joke police shoots the dark jokes

  • @gabym9830
    @gabym9830 Před rokem +42

    This didnt age well

  • @sneersh9107
    @sneersh9107 Před rokem +67

    Ian used to be so funny and naturally entertaining. What the hell happened man.

    • @lambda2657
      @lambda2657 Před rokem +17

      this is what cucking does to a man, and we are never getting him back

    • @BradLoyo
      @BradLoyo Před rokem +1

      he stopped being a incel loser edgelord. you just can't relate to him anymore because he has grown as a person, and you have not.

    • @emrass7721
      @emrass7721 Před 11 měsíci +12

      @@BradLoyo Do you even know what incel means?

    • @crassiewassie8354
      @crassiewassie8354 Před 9 měsíci +1

      He continued being funny and naturally entertaining while saying "Racism is bad"

    • @a_star7233
      @a_star7233 Před 8 měsíci +7

      @@crassiewassie8354 not really. he seems so dead inside now almost as if someone in his life has sucked all the life (and masculinity) out of him...

  • @lunct5211
    @lunct5211 Před 5 lety +5110

    the joke police - also known as the UK police

    • @Vetusomaru
      @Vetusomaru Před 5 lety +10

      October Countryman Then irony when James Gunn got fired over pedo "jokes". Karma is a bitch.

    • @Vetusomaru
      @Vetusomaru Před 5 lety +110

      FalseWarp You got a loicense for that meme, lad?

    • @paschen1791
      @paschen1791 Před 5 lety +28

      @@Vetusomaru I'm sorry how was he ever being serious about those tweets and jokes?

    • @derknistermann5613
      @derknistermann5613 Před 5 lety +17

      German police aswell

    • @somegoodsoup7008
      @somegoodsoup7008 Před 5 lety +52

      Count dankula

  • @dimitar4y
    @dimitar4y Před 5 lety +725

    "You're either the dumbest person on the planet, or you're Intentionally being ignorant to further some agenda" on the nail's head.

    • @fr33ourminds
      @fr33ourminds Před 5 lety +2

      What would be the agenda? There are studies and research done on the subject of laughter and consent of ideology. Laughter is powerful and in this case, potentially corrupting.

    • @kiwirar5885
      @kiwirar5885 Před 5 lety +34

      Probably, because since they didn't find the joke funny it's because of some self-imagined moral compass and they don't want anybody else to find it funny so they think other people think like they do to reaffirm their skewed ideologies.

    • @Oreoking211
      @Oreoking211 Před 5 lety +7

      I agree, jokes involving children are completely unnecessary. Especially when they involve children getting blow jobs. How's a child receiving a blow job funny ?

    • @SirSayakaMikiThe3rd
      @SirSayakaMikiThe3rd Před 5 lety +2

      Thomas Anderson
      For some, its to discredit the higher ups in Disney and push their agenda of getting people like Kathleen Kennedy and Rian Johnson fired.

    • @SirSayakaMikiThe3rd
      @SirSayakaMikiThe3rd Před 5 lety +2

      oreoking211
      South Park though...

  • @memoryhead7715
    @memoryhead7715 Před rokem +62

    boy this aged like mik

  • @whiskeymarie9560
    @whiskeymarie9560 Před 3 lety +12

    I really wish more people would keep this energy when it comes to people being fired for doing anything "inappropriate", like women getting nudes leaked and not being seen as friendly to the company they work for anymore

  • @Egg_thing
    @Egg_thing Před 5 lety +354

    They're googling how hard you punch in case they would want to get in a relationship with you

    • @antaresyoung9614
      @antaresyoung9614 Před 5 lety +1

      god tier

    • @MrStarman926
      @MrStarman926 Před 5 lety +28

      SakurakoO.O you talkin’ shit about nickelback, bitch?!

    • @warsawx
      @warsawx Před 5 lety +6

      Not funny. That's not even a joke.

    • @ruby-rz1jt
      @ruby-rz1jt Před 5 lety +2

      MrStarman926 I’m a hardcore metal head because I listen to nickelback and linkin park

    • @elielixy123
      @elielixy123 Před 5 lety +1

      R.I.P.

  • @Mista_Mist
    @Mista_Mist Před 5 lety +1031

    It's almost 2 months since the last upload, I smell a content cop in the horizon
    that or demonetization depression

    • @haseo8244
      @haseo8244 Před 5 lety +13

      Idubbbz is a jew. He only do content cops for money money and when CZcams cut that off he refuse to content cop anymore.

    • @sonnyheatgames1653
      @sonnyheatgames1653 Před 5 lety

      Probably the latter

    • @laslalal8451
      @laslalal8451 Před 5 lety

      Or he just got environmental

    • @ashblaxe5911
      @ashblaxe5911 Před 5 lety

      @@michaelgeorge4936 which channels??

    • @blacker5826
      @blacker5826 Před 5 lety +2

      probably on T-series

  • @kodiak_9169
    @kodiak_9169 Před 4 lety +102

    James gunns humor was in the wrong time, if it were recent he’d probably be a meme with majority of the internet backing him up

    • @TheErr0x0000
      @TheErr0x0000 Před 4 lety +19

      Turns out only a few months later cancel culture is in full swing and he would not have survived. This cancel culture shit is stupid.

    • @melodica_man0216
      @melodica_man0216 Před 4 lety +7

      John Garganaut you misspelled cancer culture

    • @TheErr0x0000
      @TheErr0x0000 Před 3 lety +1

      @hey beans I'm inclined to agree. However who replies to a 9 month old comment lol

    • @25-2five2
      @25-2five2 Před rokem

      @@TheErr0x0000 you're a ho

  • @facetious5268
    @facetious5268 Před 4 lety +30

    an unfunny joke is still a joke smh

    • @mitchflatt819
      @mitchflatt819 Před 3 lety +4

      Exactly. I couldn’t of put it better myself

  • @kapitanbuggy
    @kapitanbuggy Před 5 lety +1849

    during labor women can almost feel what gamers feel like when they lose a game of fortnite

    • @angelh1058
      @angelh1058 Před 5 lety +4

      Gamers win

    • @Teo_stra
      @Teo_stra Před 5 lety +17

      GAMERS RISE UP

    • @billymayo3640
      @billymayo3640 Před 5 lety +66

      Dom’s Bizarre Adventure that is absolutely sick. I cant believe you would compare labor to losing a stupid game. You are a horrible person.
      Ok I’m kidding. Don’t go crazy in the replies.

    • @blazer_nation7718
      @blazer_nation7718 Před 5 lety +5

      BlazingFury lol was worried for a sec

    • @auglybluething1995
      @auglybluething1995 Před 5 lety

      BlazingFury gtfo feminist

  • @Quintenmusics
    @Quintenmusics Před 5 lety +350

    This makes you the joke police police