eBeggars - GIVE ME MONEY - Ep.1

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  • čas přidán 31. 07. 2024
  • I take a look at some of today's hot ebeggars. Let me know if u know of a good method of finding patreons that suck. Patreon only lists a handful of featured projects at a time it seems. Thanks for watching, butthole surfers.
    The cool projects i look at in this video:
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    www.indiegogo.com/projects/i-...
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    SUBSCRIBE!!: czcams.com/users/subscription_c...
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    Twitch: / idubbbz
    Twitter : / idubbbz
    Facebook: / idubbbz
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  • @IsraelStorey
    @IsraelStorey Před 9 lety +4140

    Seven billion may sound like a lot, but if everyone just gave me a dollar each it's really not much at all.

    • @iDubbbzTV
      @iDubbbzTV  Před 9 lety +645

      Israel Storey israel's storey: how one man turned the planet in to $$$

    • @someguy2064
      @someguy2064 Před 9 lety +90

      iDubbbzTV Then he can gamble it all right after. Maybe he can double it!

    • @coreyfiddler3882
      @coreyfiddler3882 Před 9 lety +54

      Your Dirtymousepad sounds like a great investment!

    • @mostwantedpakbusu
      @mostwantedpakbusu Před 9 lety +2

      Israel Storey $1/~ from at least of you reading this comment wont hurt anyone at all .

    • @666Pulsar666
      @666Pulsar666 Před 9 lety +9

      Israel Storey I'm sure a 10yo kid from africa would love to work 2 days to give you a dolar XD Give me the chance to help them #anydollarcounts

  • @ethanmagdaleno5332
    @ethanmagdaleno5332 Před 8 lety +1281

    all I need is 26.95. pls halp

    • @scumbagbenis113
      @scumbagbenis113 Před 8 lety +23

      II waaant to buy thiis puoopi but ii can't afford 26.95$

    • @qwemlhjsi4386
      @qwemlhjsi4386 Před 8 lety

      Stahp

    • @scootza1
      @scootza1 Před 8 lety +15

      Yeah, and the LochNess Monster was asking me for about tree fiddy

    • @Nimarex
      @Nimarex Před 7 lety +85

      wen u get it plz maek myncruft lats pley pert 2

    • @kittenlover9995
      @kittenlover9995 Před 7 lety +6

      Ethan Magdaleno har

  • @stevemcqwark7061
    @stevemcqwark7061 Před 5 lety +568

    4 years later and ClassyGentlemanGaming is still just revolting to look at and listen to

    • @Mentadeath
      @Mentadeath Před 4 lety +58

      Dude looks like he hasn't taken a shower in 2 weeks

    • @Kevin-McLaughlin
      @Kevin-McLaughlin Před 4 lety +52

      His accent makes him sound like he cleans shit off the streets for a living.

    • @samprice1302
      @samprice1302 Před 4 lety +32

      @@Kevin-McLaughlin yeah that's Brummie for you

    • @christianlee8558
      @christianlee8558 Před 3 lety +2

      @@Mentadeath where is he?

    • @frostedbutts4340
      @frostedbutts4340 Před 3 lety +11

      @@christianlee8558 Classygentlemangaming is the name of the channel. He has 3 subs, ohnonono

  • @LooxeY
    @LooxeY Před 2 lety +81

    Once every second year or so, I like to rewatch and binge through these

    • @yungpedro17
      @yungpedro17 Před rokem

      Bi yearly 😹 And every time I see a couple new ones bc CZcams’s recommended is broken

    • @shulker7442
      @shulker7442 Před rokem +2

      @@yungpedro17 isn’t bi yearly like twice a year not every other year. Correct me if I’m wrong tho

    • @yungpedro17
      @yungpedro17 Před rokem

      @@shulker7442 I had to look it up myself to be sure just now, apparently biannually can be used both ways , twice a year or every other year. According to Mariam. But bi yearly might be different than biannually in some technical way

    • @shulker7442
      @shulker7442 Před rokem

      @@yungpedro17 imma keep that in mind for future jobs. If I get told biannually imma have to clarify

    • @YouAreAnIdiot109
      @YouAreAnIdiot109 Před rokem

      Ok

  • @jbs37playsMC
    @jbs37playsMC Před 8 lety +2861

    i have glass bones and paper skin
    give me $60,000

  • @_jiratena7113
    @_jiratena7113 Před 8 lety +1977

    I loave moany.
    I loave moany.
    Gif me your moany nao, an ah will be happeh bow.

  • @arthurfredsall3583
    @arthurfredsall3583 Před 5 lety +106

    He is getting getting out of breath just pacing in his muthafukin room

  • @realdotty5356
    @realdotty5356 Před 3 lety +177

    “Monocle in eye gaming” I couldn’t stop laughing for like 5 minutes

    • @Kaminkaese
      @Kaminkaese Před 2 lety +5

      Spiffing brit 😂

    • @cinnamontoast1586
      @cinnamontoast1586 Před rokem +2

      someone gotta make a reverse thing, "Chav gaming" and the guy talks with thick cockney accent. I'd watch it.

  • @stefanturko3987
    @stefanturko3987 Před 7 lety +2855

    I stepped on a lego I need 15 million dollars for medical care

  • @unclestan8712
    @unclestan8712 Před 8 lety +1089

    I know 27 trillion dollars sounds like alot, but it's really not that much!

    • @Angel-ee2bc
      @Angel-ee2bc Před 8 lety +21

      Fuck off Jimmy, no one wants to give you money.

    • @deadmeme6101
      @deadmeme6101 Před 8 lety +2

      Did you take that seriously?

    • @Jonathan-ss7zl
      @Jonathan-ss7zl Před 8 lety +18

      That's more than the entire American economy

    • @thegriningnumber12
      @thegriningnumber12 Před 7 lety +1

      yeah that wasn't a lot in Germany after the hyper inflation but now it is a lot

    • @DaybreakPT
      @DaybreakPT Před 7 lety +9

      If only everyone in the world donated 3.5 millions we would have enough money to meet our goal dont h8 pls donate ^^

  • @Postghost
    @Postghost Před 6 lety +267

    I know $7.5 Billion dollars sounds like a lot of money... but if every single person in the world just gave me a measly dollar, you'd see that it seems like a lot, but I͘Ṱ͎̥ͅ'̨̘͖S̵͇̫̼̭͙͎̟ ̞N̨̝̟̖O̯T͚̟͉̹̝.

    • @cracksuperman
      @cracksuperman Před 5 lety +18

      @@bykolite Nobody on earth makes 7.5 billion dollars A DAY.

    • @cracksuperman
      @cracksuperman Před 5 lety +2

      @@bykolite It doesnt say the comment is edited so nope.

    • @PaganShagger
      @PaganShagger Před 5 lety +1

      Oh ya, it's big brain time

    • @eges72
      @eges72 Před 4 lety

      Crack Superman *cough* Jeff bezos *cough*

    • @Yukiyak0
      @Yukiyak0 Před 4 lety

      Ege Saranli well if he made that monwy he could just buy himself a rocket fund his own mars colony and then fund a space program to neptune in about a month

  • @Profile__1
    @Profile__1 Před 5 lety +30

    I fucking love how suddenly iDubbbz cuts himself off with the "Just like that kid who wants to grind on your butt at school-". It's so out of nowhere, and his reaction to his own words is hilarious.

  • @Propsm8
    @Propsm8 Před 7 lety +2261

    Rule of Having Depression:
    When you have depression, you rarely speak it out publicly unless with close friends and family.
    That's why most of shit like this is fake.

    • @emehcuehxueu2767
      @emehcuehxueu2767 Před 7 lety +137

      Props aka shitpost101 and don't say you're depressed if your not diagnosed. Otherwise your just really sad and can't be bothered to find a way out. FUCKING DIPSHITS

    • @howdoiputthecheeseintheove8437
      @howdoiputthecheeseintheove8437 Před 7 lety

      Waswas

    • @ID-8491
      @ID-8491 Před 7 lety +85

      Props Real depression is tough shit. Just wanting to sleep. Not being able to get good night's sleep. Not seeing a reason to leave your bed. Wanting to be old already. Real depression is tough.

    • @alinelaura7714
      @alinelaura7714 Před 7 lety +97

      100%. People with REAL depression tend to feel worthless, meaningless, and think they are only an annoyance to others. As such, they don't want to bother anyone with their problems (unless they are really close and show you you can trust them). Those are clearly fake. People think that because they got sad over the death of a goldfish they have depression. THAT'S NOT DEPRESSION, IT'S SADNESS.

    • @durrymunchingcurrymuncher
      @durrymunchingcurrymuncher Před 7 lety +18

      Props my bro has depression and he didn't even tell my parents and me until 2 years ago (events that caused depression happened when he was 6)

  • @HippySlayer314
    @HippySlayer314 Před 7 lety +2260

    U get the money after you make the good content from nothing, not the other way around

    • @Ryroe
      @Ryroe Před 7 lety +8

      I I Once wasn't enough?

    • @notro5094
      @notro5094 Před 7 lety

      HippySlayer3.14 à

    • @youfuckingmomo1632
      @youfuckingmomo1632 Před 7 lety +1

      Stanley jus get a job

    • @youfuckingmomo1632
      @youfuckingmomo1632 Před 7 lety

      Stanley idk

    • @-patessszzz6208
      @-patessszzz6208 Před 6 lety +1

      HippySlayer3.14 as an easter european i dont get this, in america the minimum wage is like 1000$per month, the Apple watch is half of your wage. In easter EU the min wage is araound 400$ and we dont brag about a fking watch we collect the Money if its takes months...america get your shit together

  • @pachucovega9758
    @pachucovega9758 Před 4 lety +87

    You can feel the anger in idubbbz voice in this one 😂

  • @DerpyDosh
    @DerpyDosh Před rokem +23

    11:20 aged astronomically well.

    • @katherineb5872
      @katherineb5872 Před 11 měsíci

      Except no one's fucking his wife...

    • @Wrawny
      @Wrawny Před 9 měsíci +5

      @@katherineb5872TRUE not even idubbz himself is getting any of that shit 🤢

  • @domtwaites3436
    @domtwaites3436 Před 7 lety +847

    Calls himself classy gentleman when he has an accent from the least classy area of England

  • @goatedbasketball
    @goatedbasketball Před 7 lety +893

    Help I broke my pinkie and I need £78,000,000,000 for extensive and emergency medical care.

    • @waltershavings5095
      @waltershavings5095 Před 7 lety +6

      Dead Meme ok *gives penny*

    • @goatedbasketball
      @goatedbasketball Před 7 lety +6

      That should cover the costs of the medical care I need for breaking my neck in World War I and a Half

    • @calvinheldoorn9556
      @calvinheldoorn9556 Před 7 lety

      Dead Meme There ya go: *ain't given no money!

    • @clownprince9567
      @clownprince9567 Před 7 lety +20

      £78,000,000,000 may sound like a lot... but it's not

    • @hollyhamilton6428
      @hollyhamilton6428 Před 7 lety

      Clown Prince you must be some snobby little shit if you don't think thats a lot 😂

  • @austinkanyuh1978
    @austinkanyuh1978 Před 6 lety +1781

    *Has a broken nose* Nose is normal but has a black eye

    • @velileon101
      @velileon101 Před 6 lety +6

      lmaooo

    • @oscillatingentrance4068
      @oscillatingentrance4068 Před 6 lety +20

      Alan Richardson Where can I donate?

    • @4hand561
      @4hand561 Před 6 lety +9

      His nose is supposed to be bent silly

    • @slqva6803
      @slqva6803 Před 6 lety +67

      Alan Richardson he probably got whooped In the Face Because he was begging for his ps4 on the streets

    • @clyqk
      @clyqk Před 6 lety +37

      black eyes always happen with broken noses and he most likely had his nose broken back into shape to avoid having a bent nose.

  • @coletilford2645
    @coletilford2645 Před 3 lety +10

    "Like that kid who wants to grind on your butt at school... I don't know where I'm going with this." -The best Eduppps quote ever

  • @lefin.9758
    @lefin.9758 Před 6 lety +4740

    Plot Twist: iDubbbz got his start from Kickstarter.

    • @austinfailz
      @austinfailz Před 6 lety +358

      Money well spent.

    • @rcreccomendationsforpeople3906
      @rcreccomendationsforpeople3906 Před 6 lety +32

      is this true?

    • @yana_2_6_0
      @yana_2_6_0 Před 6 lety +271

      rc reccomendationsforpeople no. Trust me started out shit. But in a way he did, his views skyrocketed when he started making kickstarter crap

    • @thesaltmerchant4564
      @thesaltmerchant4564 Před 6 lety +30

      Illicit Films he was supposed to bring balance to the force not destroy it! He was their brother!!

    • @elijahr.775
      @elijahr.775 Před 6 lety +2

      Is that true

  • @sarazhou2793
    @sarazhou2793 Před 7 lety +240

    Help, I had a stale-tasting cup of water. Please donate $69,000 for a new bottle of water. I know it sounds a lot, but it isn't.

    • @Corey-tp2eo
      @Corey-tp2eo Před 6 lety +1

      Sir Derpsalot- please. Buy the okra smart bottle. It monitors hydration quite well, and it's a great product!

  • @Thriller8225
    @Thriller8225 Před 6 lety +66

    samwell tarly wants to have a youtube channel

  • @kulloth
    @kulloth Před 8 měsíci +17

    11:16 foreshadowing?

    • @LongboardManiac
      @LongboardManiac Před 6 měsíci

      Just cause she posts photos of herself doesnt mean she fucks other men infront of ian lol. You a little slow and single buddy? Its okay to be mad, no wonder women dont like your smelly acne ass

    • @nodical802
      @nodical802 Před 3 měsíci +3

      @@LongboardManiac saddest comment Ive ever seen. Shit is embarrassing

  • @Wintergreen_
    @Wintergreen_ Před 6 lety +1749

    This is what actual clinical depression would look like on Kickstarter: "I wonder if people might help me out with my depression...No, that's a stupid idea. Do nothing it is." and the kickstarter never gets made.

    • @cadeanderson422
      @cadeanderson422 Před 5 lety +10

      Yep this is true

    • @ionasan
      @ionasan Před 5 lety +94

      So freaking true. The people who actually have clinical depression (and clinical anxiety for that matter) are the people that are truly too scared, embarrassed, and sad to talk about it. It's hard enough talking about it with your family, let alone the whole damn internet.

    • @baldrodinson3380
      @baldrodinson3380 Před 5 lety +76

      @@ionasan Or we feel like we're just faking depression for attention, despite hating attention. It's a rather vicious cycle, actually.

    • @baldrodinson3380
      @baldrodinson3380 Před 5 lety +5

      @@bobobsen I'm okay with talking about it because I have already dealt with it. Thanks though.

    • @baldrodinson3380
      @baldrodinson3380 Před 5 lety +1

      @@bobobsen Dude. You're not bringing anything new to the conversation. It's been dealt with already; you're just repeating moot points.

  • @RiseOfTheKumquat67
    @RiseOfTheKumquat67 Před 8 lety +1143

    As someone who went through clinical depression, it's not something that you want to use as a selling point. At the lowest point, it's borderline crippling. I wouldn't wish it on anyone and it pisses me off that people would want to try and play a card like that for money. If you're clinically depressed, your number one priority should be getting help, not getting $10k for a CZcams gaming channel.

    • @erabossfisher7142
      @erabossfisher7142 Před 8 lety +19

      The amount of fgts that i see saying the exact same shit as u online is even more annoying. "wow omg all these kids arent even depressed, but i am xd muh lyfe is so herd xddd" no one cares, pal.

    • @RiseOfTheKumquat67
      @RiseOfTheKumquat67 Před 8 lety +146

      I wasn't asking for sympathy. Way to project there buddy.

    • @RiseOfTheKumquat67
      @RiseOfTheKumquat67 Před 8 lety +102

      Whatever floats your goat dude.

    • @RiseOfTheKumquat67
      @RiseOfTheKumquat67 Před 8 lety +11

      .

    • @RiseOfTheKumquat67
      @RiseOfTheKumquat67 Před 8 lety +11

      .

  • @smolpanda1039
    @smolpanda1039 Před 6 lety +79

    "I want the whole spectrum", more like "I'm on the whole spectrum" :^)

  • @ChrisEvans66
    @ChrisEvans66 Před 6 lety +33

    Classy Gentleman Gaming- Meanwhile he wearing a not so classy stained white under-tee. lol

  • @PillsHere69
    @PillsHere69 Před 7 lety +320

    "Gibe manee bcuz nah noze brok."
    Fake busted lip, fake black eye, perfectly fine nose.
    *slowly claps*

  • @charpie
    @charpie Před 7 lety +1977

    i know it's an old video but thank you so much for making the point at 3:00
    i get real sick of people using the "im depressed" excuse, because it really minimalises the real issue of clinical depression.

    • @crimsonpatty6152
      @crimsonpatty6152 Před 6 lety +125

      charpie i cant agree more as someone who suffers from clinical depression and anxiety too the point were I can't work I hate when someone like him tries too get a free ride as it belittles how fucking horrible this illness can be and how life ruining it is.

    • @upkz762
      @upkz762 Před 6 lety +154

      Well I dropped my ice cream cone yesterday. #depressionsurvivor

    • @crimsonpatty6152
      @crimsonpatty6152 Před 6 lety +104

      Rommel I'm so sorry for your loss.

    • @jordanmyers1450
      @jordanmyers1450 Před 6 lety +13

      i should have started a kickstarter when i wreck my car, i suffered feeply from the loss of my Bonneville she never drove the same. #depressionsurvivee

    • @Stellar-Jay
      @Stellar-Jay Před 6 lety +11

      crimsonpatty Are you me? I'm going through the same shit in my life man. Best of luck to you and anyone else with the same problems.

  • @jaxonreed8038
    @jaxonreed8038 Před 6 lety +72

    This dude's out of breath just trying to make it through a single sentence.

  • @Terrtail
    @Terrtail Před 4 lety +27

    Nice new series! Can't wait for the second episode!

  • @clannon8833
    @clannon8833 Před 8 lety +246

    WE WANT PART 2!

  • @Dcook85
    @Dcook85 Před 7 lety +263

    So fucking sick and tired of that up-beat little xylophone tune they keep playing in EVERY FUCKING IDEA VIDEO EVER! Give it a rest good grief.

    • @zanmerd3033
      @zanmerd3033 Před 7 lety +14

      Tregeta Yeah, also it belongs to skeletons

    • @lordboogus1145
      @lordboogus1145 Před 7 lety +4

      Tregeta alright Charlie Brown calm the *fuck down*

    • @robb8246
      @robb8246 Před rokem

      Calm down Charlie brown

  • @Februarys
    @Februarys Před 6 lety +400

    real depressed people wouldnt have the motivation to make a video begging for money.

    • @DriscolDevil
      @DriscolDevil Před 5 lety +10

      Spoken like a true mental health expert. Hey, moron, people have posted online before committing suicide. Doesn't take tons of motivation to post things online. Stop assuming you know everything about how other people feel and act.
      Yeah, Virginia tech guy was just pretending to be messed up to get money, nobody who is actually messed up would be able to make videos or write a manifesto.

    • @TheDsRequiem
      @TheDsRequiem Před 5 lety +54

      @@DriscolDevil you need to simmer down friend

    • @DriscolDevil
      @DriscolDevil Před 5 lety

      @Eli Yes, I'm the one pretending to be the expert here.

    • @chihabgm7796
      @chihabgm7796 Před 5 lety +14

      I AM the expert here. And let me tell you, this guy is correct for the majority of depressed people, but some of them can make videos still. Smh, listen to your experts guys, which is me.

    • @LexiLovesYouXO
      @LexiLovesYouXO Před 4 lety +1

      Facts!

  • @bananajoe3053
    @bananajoe3053 Před 6 lety +58

    Where the shit is episode 2 mister edups

  • @ImreSaks
    @ImreSaks Před 8 lety +312

    can i get a small loan of a million dollars

  • @Noremaad
    @Noremaad Před 7 lety +153

    You're telling me you're a guy with no experience, no education, no idea of how an internet-based entertainment business works, self-diagnosed with depression, and openly admitted to being on a constant downward spiral, inevitably leading to drug use and mismanagement of funds? Holy shit, let me give you my entire life savings.

  • @ashtray4754
    @ashtray4754 Před 6 lety +10

    3:01
    That was genuinely comedic genius.

  • @mrspams3489
    @mrspams3489 Před 5 lety +2

    You know the few seconds at the end where you ramble and dive into your own madness is the best.

  • @mr.memesanddreams5870
    @mr.memesanddreams5870 Před 6 lety +637

    Help I drank a slushie and my head hurts I need 1295.31 for brain surgery and food.

    • @lucamagnani5243
      @lucamagnani5243 Před 6 lety +3

      Mr.Memes And Dreams and another slushie, the one that made your head hurt was wasted so...

    • @bdreeu6287
      @bdreeu6287 Před 6 lety +8

      Mr.Memes And Dreams Don't forget the chapbook and podcasting equipment and make sure not to forget the credit card debt and the pain of the chronic variety.

  • @uruburus5203
    @uruburus5203 Před 6 lety +1522

    fund me a rope and i will show you a cool trick

  • @STFUn00b11
    @STFUn00b11 Před 5 měsíci +5

    I guess the CZcams algorithm wanted to remind me of a time before Idubbbz sold out.

  • @Unknown-jz4po
    @Unknown-jz4po Před 6 lety +34

    If that gut with a broken nose gets the ps4, what happens when his nose isn't broken? Would he sell it? Because he needs it for his broken nose yet it's not gonna stay broken forever, so he's basically asking people for a ps4 because he wants one and mummy won't get it for him rather than he has a broken nose so he needs a ps4 because of it

    • @Rxnextgenradio
      @Rxnextgenradio Před 6 lety

      IRON M4N 2004 unless he repeatedly breaks it

    • @chadschmaltz9790
      @chadschmaltz9790 Před 6 lety

      Makes you wonder how he ended up with a broken nose.

    • @torres6880
      @torres6880 Před 4 lety

      Chad Schmaltz I was dancing with a girl at the bar and didn’t know she had a boyfriend

  • @lizzieisbaked
    @lizzieisbaked Před 6 lety +510

    I'm broke and depressed give me money

  • @hyperion3145
    @hyperion3145 Před 7 lety +199

    I know $10,000 sounds like a lot of money, but it's not, that's why I'm begging you to give me money.

    • @cbas5878
      @cbas5878 Před 6 lety +1

      £10,000 you mean, and £10,000 is worth 13,569 US Dollars

    • @tapwater1348
      @tapwater1348 Před 6 lety +2

      Sebastian Pulido Thats not really the point though. The point is that they aak for money thats "not really that much" but still beg for it. If it's "not that much" then how come they cant save for it? But eh, atleast you're informing.

  • @violentdango9415
    @violentdango9415 Před 3 lety +6

    iDubbbz I know this is like 5 years later but can we get a part two?

  • @tylerlackey1175
    @tylerlackey1175 Před 4 lety +48

    Killed me. "I hate fox news. Please give me money so I can buy an apple watch"
    It's like an algorithm. And this was years ago

    • @jennaelizabeth8956
      @jennaelizabeth8956 Před 4 lety

      Yes. If that’s not a logical fallacy I don’t know what is! Lol

    • @coletilford2645
      @coletilford2645 Před 3 lety +1

      They've always had it, they just perfected.

  • @generalvox9280
    @generalvox9280 Před 8 lety +258

    I agree Idubbbz, these people who say they are depressed when they are just unmotivated is so annoying, I actually have clinical depression. In all honesty, your videos help out a ton with it, thanks for what you do

    • @chillyfingers123
      @chillyfingers123 Před 8 lety

      I've seen you on alot of his videos

    • @generalvox9280
      @generalvox9280 Před 8 lety +33

      chillyfingers123 I really like Idubbbz, as well as sharing my opinion

    • @SM-qe4wd
      @SM-qe4wd Před 8 lety

      +Viking Slayer agreed

    • @bluekyokitty
      @bluekyokitty Před 8 lety +12

      +Viking Slayer Well, depression comes with lack of energy, loss of interest, and feelings of hopelessness. Which literally makes you unmotivated. I assume you know this, and I haven't even watch the video yet, so I mean, I don't want to sound like I'm coming off trying to support the guy in this.

    • @generalvox9280
      @generalvox9280 Před 8 lety +2

      bluekyokitty Oh, it's totally fine, but what do you mean "support this guy". What guy, Idubbbz?

  • @RipsonDsouza
    @RipsonDsouza Před 7 lety +707

    I need about tree fiddy.

    • @notruos4431
      @notruos4431 Před 7 lety +9

      Mannn you need bout uhhhh TREE fiddy niggaa i-uh-getcha 44 cemnt.

    • @basedsmoke591
      @basedsmoke591 Před 6 lety +3

      I can give you 27 and 3 pennies

    • @alinelaura7714
      @alinelaura7714 Před 6 lety +20

      Im not gonna give you three fiddy cus if i do ur just gonna come back and ask for another three fiddy you goddamn loch ness monster

    • @VampLovr54
      @VampLovr54 Před 6 lety

      🅱️3C🅰️0️⃣SE T R E E S ARENT FIDDLES

    • @skewah
      @skewah Před 6 lety

      Ew

  • @jasonsmith8802
    @jasonsmith8802 Před 3 lety +40

    3:20 This bit makes me want to slap the guy. He says you'll donate $15 pounds "if you're lucky," like it's a privilege to fund this freeloader after he says that you WILL be donating some amount.

  • @balazsrako9528
    @balazsrako9528 Před 6 lety +34

    Why is it with people that if they need a gaming rig they need at least a 5000 dollar one

  • @bencheevers6693
    @bencheevers6693 Před 7 lety +1242

    That satisfaction when you hear et cetera said properly over and over again

  • @der_Alptraum
    @der_Alptraum Před 7 lety +83

    Still waiting for eBeggars - GIVE ME MONEY - Ep.2

  • @ReactigatorDile
    @ReactigatorDile Před 2 lety +6

    I really like how the guy at 4:03 emphasized the “I” in his statement. Like he’s pointing out, “yeah this is all for me you get nothing out of it.”
    Also I don’t know what it is but the way he says $399 just doesn’t settle with me.

  • @katsmith4643
    @katsmith4643 Před 2 měsíci +2

    I had a hyper fixation on idubbbz lore a few months ago, and now all I do is just choose series to binge all the time

  • @Dudududud123
    @Dudududud123 Před 7 lety +293

    I love how all these gaming channels say they don't have enough money, but PewDiePie was able to do it straight out of college with no money...the difference is that they can't make even slightly decent content

    • @croatianrabbit5748
      @croatianrabbit5748 Před 6 lety +5

      theres no difference

    • @samhill4294
      @samhill4294 Před 6 lety +39

      Well, now the CZcams community is very oversaturated, which makes it hard to go viral like PewDiePie, who came to the site earlier.

    • @fiso64
      @fiso64 Před 6 lety +7

      The difference is time.

    • @jgw9990
      @jgw9990 Před 6 lety +4

      Sam Hill not that early. There had still been thousands of gaming channels before him.

    • @dex3625
      @dex3625 Před 6 lety +3

      Record yourself playing games and scream
      -Pewdiepie

  • @UnwisePoppy
    @UnwisePoppy Před 7 lety +171

    Still waiting for episode 2...

  • @kf4009
    @kf4009 Před 4 lety +3

    Plot twist: idubbbz is really dayron arias

  • @karls91
    @karls91 Před 4 lety +1

    This is the first time I've seen you in CZcams... I'm not sure of your name but thank you this made my day..

  • @thatsmeppl
    @thatsmeppl Před 7 lety +262

    what's with all these 5k pc rigs? mine cost me 650 (or was it 550) like 4-5 years ago and its still alright

    • @juliusgreen9179
      @juliusgreen9179 Před 7 lety +23

      I know right, for 600 bucks I got me a good gaming computer that can play all new games 60 fps. I bet it will work fine for at least a couple of years.

    • @bludman2
      @bludman2 Před 7 lety +5

      The T3rminat0r I am astonished to read comments like these on so many idubbbz vids. Here in australia it cost me 2500 for a good gaming computer capable of playing witcher 3 on ultra graphics. Then again cases cost hundreds of dollars here and a CPU and graphics card are 500 each. Maybe it's because most stuff here tends to beexpensive and the exchange rate to the USD is quite poor.

    • @thatsmeppl
      @thatsmeppl Před 7 lety +3

      bludman2 well i built my pc in portugal and i got a pretty cheap nox case which serves the purpose well enough, but i guess the parts are just more expensive where you live. how much is a ps4 there?

    • @juliusgreen9179
      @juliusgreen9179 Před 7 lety +1

      Oh, just rememberd, I got the graphical card from my uncle (he used to mine bitcoins) so it was a pretty good one. Around 500 bucks or something like that so it wasnt that cheap after all.

    • @bludman2
      @bludman2 Před 7 lety

      Cristiano Esteves ps4 pro is 559 AUD

  • @arthurgolec689
    @arthurgolec689 Před 7 lety +118

    Why is an apple watch $399 but his goal $500?

  • @Ryce003
    @Ryce003 Před 3 lety +2

    I love how the first guys just wants to make the British faze clan

  • @DonGamerGuy
    @DonGamerGuy Před 6 lety +4

    Can't wait to see episode 2. Especially with patreon existing.

  • @aidanlarocque5911
    @aidanlarocque5911 Před 6 lety +678

    Still waiting for episode 2. Idubbbz, hallowed be thy name. WHY HAST THOU FORSAKEN US

    • @der_Alptraum
      @der_Alptraum Před 6 lety +22

      He is too busy with Bad Unboxing videos.

    • @sadfurby2376
      @sadfurby2376 Před 6 lety +4

      GalleryOFSuicide did she e beg?

    • @mariahsparkles
      @mariahsparkles Před 6 lety

      GalleryOFSuicide what girl

    • @chetanvmalhotra
      @chetanvmalhotra Před 6 lety +5

      GalleryOFSuicide got any evidence before making allegations like this?

    • @skimshady
      @skimshady Před 5 lety

      Aidan LaRocque still waiting

  • @foxtrotauxilium
    @foxtrotauxilium Před 8 lety +105

    I need $25,000 so I can buy a golden pan in tf2

    • @Soundwave501st
      @Soundwave501st Před 8 lety +6

      +Nate Oster I need 30 grand for a outrageous pc build

    • @foxtrotauxilium
      @foxtrotauxilium Před 8 lety

      Deathmaker It's worth...
      ...OVER 9000(keys)!!! I'm sorry but, I just had to use that joke. On backpack.tf it's priced at 9999 keys.

    • @justinmason100
      @justinmason100 Před 8 lety +1

      I need 99p to go to the 99p shop

    • @harrystapleton3690
      @harrystapleton3690 Před 8 lety +1

      +justinmason100 dude I'm living the high life in £1.50 store

    • @eliassands8083
      @eliassands8083 Před 8 lety +1

      Nate C. you think deleting my comment will help? your a fucking brony, gtfo

  • @aristobrat4987
    @aristobrat4987 Před 4 lety +3

    why did it take a pandemic to make me watch you lmao i love this

  • @charliekill88
    @charliekill88 Před 4 lety +5

    3:01 when the repressed memories come flooding back

  • @Joseph-mf3yi
    @Joseph-mf3yi Před 7 lety +230

    depressed people hide depression

    • @chosentonessournotes
      @chosentonessournotes Před 5 lety +17

      J F
      Yep. I won’t even leave my house for money, even if I could get it. I wouldn’t even leave my bed to make these, “I’m depressed, I’ve been dealt a shit hand,” videos. You just accept it and wither away in a bedroom for days on end...

    • @chosentonessournotes
      @chosentonessournotes Před 5 lety +2

      S
      Clearly you haven’t read my name fam.

    • @chosentonessournotes
      @chosentonessournotes Před 5 lety +2

      iSwearToCod
      Cuz nobody knows who I am. Why does it matter? Besides, again, my name nigga.

    • @reman3000
      @reman3000 Před 5 lety +1

      @@chosentonessournotes r u dying

    • @chosentonessournotes
      @chosentonessournotes Před 5 lety +5

      i sleep
      yes pls paypal $500 USD thx

  • @AaronKaiMCDNLD
    @AaronKaiMCDNLD Před 7 lety +53

    Still Waiting For Part Two Edups......

  • @socksal
    @socksal Před 6 lety

    You are the honest voice we need right now, thank you.

  • @itaintmistaken8055
    @itaintmistaken8055 Před 5 lety +2

    Epic victory royale before it was a think. Idubbz knew what's up

  • @Bigbub66
    @Bigbub66 Před 9 lety +145

    If you have a job then you can afford to start a gaming channel on CZcams.

    • @SLFootballFTT
      @SLFootballFTT Před 8 lety +12

      You could start a CZcams gaming channel for $0 as long as you have a powerful enough computer with an ok microphone and some recording software (you can use fraps or the Nvidia recorder for free).

    • @DynV
      @DynV Před 8 lety +1

      +Lobstromonous Entertainment a full-time one, yes.

    • @Soundwave501st
      @Soundwave501st Před 8 lety

      +Lobstromonous Entertainment But 750 bucks and maybe 500 bucks for a gaming rig is so tough though NOOOO! lol as for the guys that asked for a ridiculous amount you can build a decent rig for 500 bucks.

    • @TheGamedawg
      @TheGamedawg Před 8 lety +1

      +Will Melbourne There are freeware games out there. And some pretty good ones at that.

    • @redcandy4778
      @redcandy4778 Před 8 lety

      *Gamedawg!*

  • @slayallthedeamons
    @slayallthedeamons Před 7 lety +184

    Is British, immediately assumes they are gentlemen.

    • @happyChappy96621
      @happyChappy96621 Před 6 lety +15

      slayallthedeamons plus he’s from the south of England. They are so far up their own arse it’s unreal. No wonder the northern English hates the south of England.

    • @DerpySnake
      @DerpySnake Před 6 lety +4

      I've seen more unsightly types in the Northern areas to be honest, and I myself have never heard of people from Northern England hating people from Southern England.

    • @happyChappy96621
      @happyChappy96621 Před 6 lety +2

      DerpySnake that’s because you don’t live here, the South gets around 70% of government funding while the north has to make so with the scraps. If you don’t live here you don’t know what goes off.

    • @DerpySnake
      @DerpySnake Před 6 lety +5

      You clearly don't know what's going on if you're just saying "you don't live here so you don't understand" and saying that the North of all places gets less funding.

    • @TheSteveF
      @TheSteveF Před 6 lety +2

      Lee Hallewell You think that accent is from the South? Lol. Think again, buddy.

  • @TransistorBased
    @TransistorBased Před 3 lety +1

    Imagine the pinnacle of your life is an Apple watch that will be completely obsolete in two years

  • @JG-zj7gv
    @JG-zj7gv Před 3 lety +1

    4 years of occasionally revisiting this vid, and only now do I realise, what a baffling choice broken-fan-twink made when using the quirky, yet upbeat ukulele tune as a score to his heart wrenching tale of his fan being noisy. When you actually give your plea a soundtrack, you would expect more of a sad violin or at least a mellow piano.
    I mean, seriously, when he started describing how his fan goes "thrŕrrr", while the song was on it's most adorable plinking phase, I almost lost it.

  • @lazlowjackson1087
    @lazlowjackson1087 Před 9 lety +59

    You should check out the rest of Shaun Bishop's (a.k.a The Cybermatrix guy) other projects. Especially his second attempt at getting his book funded.

    • @iDubbbzTV
      @iDubbbzTV  Před 9 lety +52

      Lazlow Jackson hahaha ive seen it. I feel like it's basically murder if i cover his projects.

    • @adequatelytrying6568
      @adequatelytrying6568 Před 9 lety +2

      I'm going to hell for laughing at this . . .
      . . . and why is he in his underwear?

    • @blyjd91
      @blyjd91 Před 9 lety

      How do I find his other projects?

    • @alienayylmaogaming48
      @alienayylmaogaming48 Před 9 lety

      Click his name on kickstarted

  • @kanesmith8271
    @kanesmith8271 Před 7 lety +397

    Every damn person on earth is depressed.

    • @ethanbradberry6705
      @ethanbradberry6705 Před 7 lety +47

      ooo36 i am offended that you are offended

    • @nickbetz726
      @nickbetz726 Před 7 lety +3

      Kane Smith *Earth

    • @zed25697
      @zed25697 Před 6 lety +14

      to some extent yes, everyone gets sad at times. but when someone constantly thinks theyre worthless, or annoying and wanna die thats when it becomes a problem. just being broad here but it's true

    • @ThatOneGuy0006
      @ThatOneGuy0006 Před 6 lety +20

      Kane Smith Clinical Depression isn't a feeling, it's a chemical imbalance caused by a lack of dopamine and sarotonin.

    • @aliamarneh2067
      @aliamarneh2067 Před 6 lety +3

      ETHAN BRADBERRY I am offended you are offended that he is offended.

  • @crocs_n_socks
    @crocs_n_socks Před rokem +3

    Man I miss when we used to rag on people who filmed vertically.

  • @JacobBeau99GAMING
    @JacobBeau99GAMING Před 5 lety

    the outtake at the end still fucks me up till this day lmao

  • @slyyIsDie
    @slyyIsDie Před 8 lety +147

    Can I have a small loan of a million dollars?

    • @slyyIsDie
      @slyyIsDie Před 8 lety +5

      ***** Hey I asked first, go away this is my begging section of the comments, go find your own spot.

    • @koobyboy4304
      @koobyboy4304 Před 8 lety +10

      Hilarious meme there.

    • @Treetops27
      @Treetops27 Před 7 lety +1

      I know that sounds like a lot but it's not.

    • @bordyll5512
      @bordyll5512 Před 7 lety

      slyy just everyone pay me for doing nothing - it's only £1 of your hard worked money!

    • @shady6131
      @shady6131 Před 7 lety

      slyy can u turn into a billion? and pay me back with interest?

  • @xa-38
    @xa-38 Před 7 lety +535

    I know 6 billion Jews sounds like a lot, but it's not really that much

  • @magicman9218
    @magicman9218 Před 4 lety +4

    Classy Gentleman
    **speaks fluent chimney sweep**

  • @lucass5980
    @lucass5980 Před 6 lety +2

    "I broke my nose"
    oh come on Idubbbz, seriously? tha-
    "need PS4 for downtime"
    *continue please*

  • @Zastava1994
    @Zastava1994 Před 9 lety +63

    I love how the last guy had the nerve to toss in that shitty indie music to make his begging seems hip and modern.
    Where the fuck do these people find this shit? As soon as that four note upbeat track starts you know nothing but pure shit is about to come your way.

    • @adequatelytrying6568
      @adequatelytrying6568 Před 9 lety +7

      It wasn't even indie; it's shitty stock music which you can hear in every fucking vlog video.

    • @orangecalisto1965
      @orangecalisto1965 Před 9 lety +1

      Srdjan Maksimovic I believe the genre to that music is called "Hipster Background Noise" and it comes from those street performers who you throw a dollar into a hat, yet I have more respect for those people rather than these moochers on KS.

    • @TheArnoldification
      @TheArnoldification Před 9 lety

      I thought I was the only one who thought that :x

    • @Redrais
      @Redrais Před 9 lety +1

      ***** How does it feel to make love to a pony doll...Is it arousing? I am curious..I may be converted.

    • @Zastava1994
      @Zastava1994 Před 9 lety

      I too am interested in partaking in this pony doll sexual endeavor.

  • @atonce7522
    @atonce7522 Před 6 lety +103

    You're the reason I went out and got a suit, complete with a top hat before starting this shitshow.

  • @Razer5542
    @Razer5542 Před 6 lety

    How the heck did i find this now? This is hilarious.

  • @leonpilled
    @leonpilled Před rokem +2

    the “monicalineyegaming” made me laugh really hard

  • @johnnywu8708
    @johnnywu8708 Před 7 lety +350

    I have crippling depression! :D

  • @adenshalala3514
    @adenshalala3514 Před 6 lety +198

    My laptop fan broke once....... all i had to do was give it a slap

    • @Ahmadabdal_
      @Ahmadabdal_ Před 6 lety +36

      i slapped my laptop to fix it and it broke my hand can i have 5,000,000,000$ to buy a fidget spinner for downtime?

    • @jluiqwa7165
      @jluiqwa7165 Před 6 lety +21

      Your laptop fan was a woman?

    • @starisesun7692
      @starisesun7692 Před 5 lety

      😹😹😹

    • @starisesun7692
      @starisesun7692 Před 5 lety

      @@jluiqwa7165 wtf lol

    • @sh0bez
      @sh0bez Před 5 lety

      @J Luiqwa oh god

  • @zhayward3190
    @zhayward3190 Před 6 lety +17

    most people that have depression don't even talk about it so i know that guys talking shit

  • @casey3916
    @casey3916 Před 3 lety +5

    Stubbed my toe
    Need rtx 3090 ti for downtime

  • @Kitykitycoco
    @Kitykitycoco Před 7 lety +36

    Living at your gran's house doesn't make you classy.

  • @jonashemmersam4294
    @jonashemmersam4294 Před 7 lety +148

    10k £ is close to 20k $.........fucking hell who needs that much money for a goddamn CZcams channel

    • @WiscoDrinks
      @WiscoDrinks Před 7 lety +10

      youtube channels are free tho. what a dingus.

    • @bloodorange6713
      @bloodorange6713 Před 7 lety +22

      Its actually about 14k $ but still a fucking lot

    • @Shaxigaming
      @Shaxigaming Před 7 lety +5

      You could absolutely spend that kind of money on stuff for a CZcams channel. Heck, you can make a PC cost that much. But it's most certainly not a requirement.

    • @rocking195
      @rocking195 Před 7 lety

      You can make a PC cost that much if you dont know what you're doing.

    • @Shaxigaming
      @Shaxigaming Před 7 lety

      rocking195 au contraire. Xeons, SLI Titans for them CUDA cores, SSD only storage, 128GB RAM etc. All useful things that'll hit that price.

  • @killiaslo1601
    @killiaslo1601 Před 3 lety +1

    Prozac and sudden daily addictions to drugs at a teen age fucked my brain up and the best part about it is that I get to rewatch all of idubbbz old videos cause I repressed the point in my life where I watched them all and can’t remember any of them .

  • @tealeaf7781
    @tealeaf7781 Před 4 lety +17

    You know the first guy was a a classy gentleman because he filmed in his mums room

  • @jeremyj.5687
    @jeremyj.5687 Před 8 lety +80

    Please give me a small loan of a million dollars so I can buy CSGO skins.
    Dragon Lore hype!

    • @krisssoldo1472
      @krisssoldo1472 Před 8 lety +9

      skin insanity at its finest

    • @ethhics
      @ethhics Před 8 lety +1

      Losers

    • @Juoeve
      @Juoeve Před 8 lety +1

      beggar i have a karambit

    • @nightblade3660
      @nightblade3660 Před 8 lety

      +Juoeve I hate people like you.

    • @Juoeve
      @Juoeve Před 8 lety

      NightBlade why, i really dont have a karambit i lied

  • @fringe9960
    @fringe9960 Před 8 lety +7

    I have diagnosed clinical depression and I work 40 hours a week construction job at the age of 19, having depression is not an excuse to beg for money.

    • @mr.shickadance4112
      @mr.shickadance4112 Před 2 lety

      Exactly. Everyone has bs to deal with, but you move on without bleeding others dry for your own benefit. Hope you've resolved your depression over the last 5 years.

  • @redtsun67
    @redtsun67 Před 6 lety +41

    I'm depressed and I am crippled by the fear of my future being stagnant and static. I have no job, no education, and my relationship with my family is hanging on a ledge.
    I don't want anything, except maybe a stronger back to carry all this shit with. Thanks. Hope you're all doing well.

    • @cracksuperman
      @cracksuperman Před 5 lety +6

      You got it bud. The future is bleak and life is meaningless so keep up your hard work. I will too.

    • @Matt_10203
      @Matt_10203 Před 4 lety +6

      @Viking 1982 mr hardass over here. Get over yourself you clown.

    • @gmodguy1479
      @gmodguy1479 Před 4 lety

      Matt get the fuck outta here virgin.

    • @davinanderson3745
      @davinanderson3745 Před 3 lety

      Yes I'm sure u actually have depression telling everyone in an idubbbz comment section how shit your life is

  • @Hyperion856
    @Hyperion856 Před 5 lety +2

    Ice cream machine broke
    "UNDERSTANDABLE HAVE A NICE DAY"