r/Prorevenge Meth-head Boss Stole from Me, So I Got Him Fired!

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    0:00 Intro
    0:08 Encounter with a drunk guy
    3:20 Manager wants me to do my job properly
    8:43 Dealing with an entitled neighbor
    11:30 Parking in front of the hydrant
    11:45 My wife made up stories about me and I got her back
    "Sneaky Snitch" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) License: CC By Attribution 3.0
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Komentáře • 415

  • @tricia5792
    @tricia5792 Před rokem +431

    A drunk guy exposing himself in a school zone?!? As one of my tutors used to say - If he had a brain he'd be dangerous!

    • @Mistfall254
      @Mistfall254 Před rokem +7

      Lol

    • @fanfictiondreamer7836
      @fanfictiondreamer7836 Před rokem +5

      I don't even understand what that means

    • @Elizabeth-ch2oo
      @Elizabeth-ch2oo Před rokem +8

      Eminem's song "Brainless" 'Mama always said, if you had a brain you'd be dangerous'

    • @tricia5792
      @tricia5792 Před rokem +11

      @@fanfictiondreamer7836 One of my tutors came from Yorkshire (England), it's a saying from that area. Roughly translated it's an insult (it took me a while to work it out when I first heard her say it & I'm from Scotland!).

    • @tricia5792
      @tricia5792 Před rokem +6

      @@Elizabeth-ch2oo Nice one! I KNEW I'd heard it somewhere else, thank you 😊!

  • @morgandouglas6014
    @morgandouglas6014 Před rokem +743

    That drunk person had it coming in the first story. Don’t expose yourself while drunk, and if you are gonna do it, at least do it in private where no sane person cares to probe.

    • @WishGender
      @WishGender Před rokem +57

      Especially don’t drive drunk. Plus the guy was underage 💀

    • @funkytoasts4768
      @funkytoasts4768 Před rokem +27

      I've had to pee outside on hiking trips. The number one rule I have is, make sure you cannot see anyone as if you can't see them then no-one can see you.

    • @Josh_the_jester
      @Josh_the_jester Před rokem +1

      That's the thing about drunk drivers, they have this arrogant mentality that "If I don't get hurt, I can drive drunk whenever I want" but are so blissfully unaware that their actions could hurt someone else, and I seen at least 7 Tiktok influencers who actually brag, about how they get away with it, and say "my body my choice" bastard the lot of em

    • @sailorathena17
      @sailorathena17 Před rokem

      Seriously what a stupid drunk! What he did was very disgusting and should go to prison!

    • @elfriedesommer938
      @elfriedesommer938 Před rokem

      Nah, if I gotta piss I am gonna piss. Strange idea it could be something sexual. Why is that guy a Sex offener? Prude americans...

  • @thunderflare59
    @thunderflare59 Před rokem +175

    "My husband knows about all my fraud, but I'm sure he won't take revenge if I divorce him."
    A real galaxy brained idea.

  • @nathanmcbow158
    @nathanmcbow158 Před rokem +212

    Do not mess with emergency services, they have the legal authority to royally fuck up the life of whoever prevents them from doing their job.

  • @silverflight01
    @silverflight01 Před rokem +165

    Story 2: So he was willing to steal a crazy amount of cash, throw a new innocent employee under the bus, and potentially endanger many more just to get his next fix of drugs. Glad that OP went to go expose him.

    • @akl2k7
      @akl2k7 Před rokem +7

      Yeah, that's the problem with drug addicts, especially those addicted to the really bad ones with terrible withdrawals, they don't care about anyone else until they get their fix.

    • @jaymevosburgh3660
      @jaymevosburgh3660 Před rokem +4

      @@akl2k7 Sadly this is Very true 😞
      I was there once. Tried to steal the tip jar from a Subway.
      The little girl chased me outside and confronted me and made me sit there and dig the money out ov my backpack.
      I rode away and cried.
      Never felt so disgusted with my self.
      Never stolen a thing before that.
      But the next day I came clean to my partner about my addiction. Ready for whatever punishment. I deserved it, to be sure!
      She helped me talk to my doctor about it.
      Been clean for years now!
      I even went back to that Subway and waited till I saw that girl again, got a sandwich and then handed her a $20.
      She freaking saved my life!
      I was under 120lbs and looked like a skeleton.
      And I would Never wish the withdrawals upon my worst enemies. It is truly unbearable and the worse pains I have ever experienced.
      But I also understand why most people fall into that pit. It really can happen to anyone, even the ones that grew up knowing the real dangers ov substance abuse.
      I still have feelings ov guilt, since I grew up watching my parents slowing die from drugs, and yet I allowed depression to ruin me and turned to heroin so I wouldn't care anymore.
      Took me a few years to realize it only made it so, so much worse.
      But yeah, since then I am great at spotting addicts and boosters now!
      At least I got a crappy superpower out ov it 😆

    • @sytherwusky
      @sytherwusky Před rokem

      Instead of jail why not take them to drug rehab by force

    • @jaymevosburgh3660
      @jaymevosburgh3660 Před rokem

      @@sytherwusky Has to be their choice or it would never work.
      My own parents chose drugs over feeding me way too often.
      Even I, when an addict, chose to get high over eating. Went down to the 120's in weight. Really sucked.
      But when I finally decided to not be afraid ov the backlash from openly admitting to being an addict and asked for help I was beyond grateful!
      It sucks being enslaved heroin or any other hard addictive substance (met people addicted to various pills, meth, PcP, and all sorts ov stuff).
      But the person Must ask for the help first. Forcing them into quiting is always short-term.

    • @xegin1572
      @xegin1572 Před rokem

      OP didn't expose him, that guy exposed himself. When he started stealing money, he was probably very careful about the amount. You can easily deduce this by the fact that,, if he bothered remembering how much he discounted, it wouldn't be noticeable. He probably just became overconfident over time, not even bothering to remember the exact amount at all, then he decided to pick on the wrong person.

  • @dracko158
    @dracko158 Před rokem +218

    OP: "We're gonna call the cops!"
    Drunk Dude: "Good! Call them!"
    OP: **Actually calls them**
    Drunk Dude: **Drunk Confused Screaming**

    • @featherton3381
      @featherton3381 Před rokem

      I think the idiot thought he’d be fine because he assumed OP would take his word for it when he shouted out the fake license plate number. He only started panicking when OP went to check the real number, and his brilliant plan failed.

  • @maieen2665
    @maieen2665 Před rokem +132

    *First OP:* What a doofus. Not only did he drive drunk, but he exposed himself in a school zone!? He must _really_ want to go to jail!

    • @cecejamesable
      @cecejamesable Před rokem +5

      The dude screwed himself so badly.

    • @mariposa9506
      @mariposa9506 Před rokem

      I mean the guy was peeing not showcasing. Prob didn't know it was a school zone. Def a total douche though for the drunk driving. Could have killed someone.

    • @BisexualPlagueDoctor
      @BisexualPlagueDoctor Před rokem +2

      I kinda feel bad because he was young and now his life is ruined

  • @Hybrid301
    @Hybrid301 Před rokem +333

    It’s sounds like the books weren’t the only thing that manager was trying to cook.

    • @literallyjase
      @literallyjase Před rokem +5

      He should have asked Walt and Jessie to help

    • @qazisgone7292
      @qazisgone7292 Před rokem +4

      @@literallyjase I knew someone would type this

    • @thegamerreborn55567
      @thegamerreborn55567 Před rokem

      @@literallyjase Could you explain that one to me? I'm not familiar with those two names...

    • @AstridCobalt
      @AstridCobalt Před rokem +4

      @@thegamerreborn55567 Walter White (Walt) and Jesse Pinkman (Jessie) are two of the main characters of Breaking Bad, a show involving the cooking of meth.

  • @bewington
    @bewington Před rokem +12

    My friend growing up lived across the street from an elementary school. During the summer her dad peed outside in his own yard and got in trouble. Was registered as a sex offender and had to move because he couldn’t live that close to a school.
    He is still to this day on the list, 20 years later.

  • @victoriapyles7752
    @victoriapyles7752 Před rokem +202

    As far as getting off of the list, it is possible lol it depends on the crime and the laws. My county has laws that idiots like the first story can get off the list if they spend a certain amount of time with zero infractions. And to be clear, it’s explicit that it’s for crimes like this and not assault. It’s JUST the “I took a drunk piss in a park at 2 am” offenses and gray areas for statutory charges.

    • @Emeraldwitch30
      @Emeraldwitch30 Před rokem +37

      A friends son finally got taken off the list for a Romeo and juliet type charge. She was 15 and he was 17 and the parents were absolutely in the wrong. Its been many years and yes he holds a good job and funny thing is they are married and have 3 kiddos now. The judge took one look and absolved him from all crimes and took his name off the list.
      Oh and unless you're tinkling in front of the school peeing in public is no longer a sex crime. But they do post it publicly

    • @user-lr7dk7mt2w
      @user-lr7dk7mt2w Před rokem +14

      @@Emeraldwitch30 not in my state it's still an indecent exposure charge and you'll get an extra charge if you expose yourself in front of minors

    • @Emeraldwitch30
      @Emeraldwitch30 Před rokem +10

      @@user-lr7dk7mt2w now it is a sex crime if exposing ones self to minors or in school ares etc.. but if you're say out behind the dumpster of the bar after closing then no they put you on the list any longer.

    • @lord_wyran
      @lord_wyran Před rokem +11

      @@Emeraldwitch30 heres the fun part tho, its only for men. before i stopped hanging out with the entire group we had two female friends who would get plastered every weekend and regularly would squat and spread, full exposure on the sidewalks, in the park, literally wherever we were, cops were called dozens of times but they would either dismiss it or take them in to sober up then slap on a fine and let them go, our other buddy pissed on a dumpster once and no hes on the sex offender list.

    • @Emeraldwitch30
      @Emeraldwitch30 Před rokem +9

      @@lord_wyran wow! Thats awful! I never thought about it but on the old list that was up almost all the urinating in public were men. Thats not fair-just because you can't readily see the girly parts doesn't give them a pass. In a gal and yes I've had to go outside before but I do try to hide behind things, but geezaloo it should be equal if the guts go on the list for peeing in public so should the women.

  • @SkyEcho751
    @SkyEcho751 Před rokem +19

    That sex offense charge COULD be excused due to the dude being so inebriated for him to really be aware it was a school zone. However that is a very long shot that probably won't work.
    And as for that last story, NO, it's Not a poopy thing to report someone defrauding the state. That's literally money getting siphoned off from people who actually need it.

  • @test-kf2zv
    @test-kf2zv Před rokem +153

    Haven't finished listening, but MAN I had a heart attack when they mentioned the kitten. For anyone who also had to pause, the kitten was fine. Not sure what happens next, but the kitten is fine.

    • @Positivekitten
      @Positivekitten Před rokem +12

      Cat person here. Yes, I breathed a sigh of relief as soon as I knew nothing happened to the kitten!

    • @kristashafer93098
      @kristashafer93098 Před rokem +8

      I’m a dog person, but there have been several kitties in my life who I have loved. I definitely gasped at first, then a huge sigh of relief to hear kitten was unharmed!

  • @LustStarrr
    @LustStarrr Před rokem +42

    OP from the first story needs to keep his kitten inside - I wouldn't put it past the drunk guy to take revenge for calling the cops on him.

    • @SiIIster
      @SiIIster Před rokem +1

      I doubt the guy saw the cat

  • @josi4251
    @josi4251 Před rokem +29

    I've never heard of firetrucks pushing cars out of the way, but dang, that neighbor got served! Excellent

    • @maximaldinotrap
      @maximaldinotrap Před rokem +3

      Firefighters will smash your windows just because you parked in front of a hydrant, don't you dare think they won't push your car out of the way or run it over if need be.

    • @heavyecho1
      @heavyecho1 Před rokem

      As the persons weight is in Stones I assume it's a story from the UK. UK firefighters pretty much do what they need to do to get to save lives. You do not want to park your car between them and a fire. This is a feature not a bug.

  • @moonlighthunter5421
    @moonlighthunter5421 Před rokem +45

    Second story; I used to have a boss who would come in high as a kite every goddamn day. Over the course of six months, he had to go to rehab for substance abuse twice. Yes, twice. I don’t work for him anymore, but I hope he’s doing better.

    • @isabellethedragy8248
      @isabellethedragy8248 Před rokem +2

      I know someone significant in my life has been a reoccuring heroin addict.. he went to rehab 5 or 6 times.. and is STILL doing heroin after he lost everything

  • @JasonW.
    @JasonW. Před rokem +32

    "I've heard, once you get on the sex offender list, you can never get off."
    And so started that guy's lifelong case of blue balls.

  • @Icyangel10
    @Icyangel10 Před rokem +22

    Would have loved to see the last OP's wife's face when everything came back to bite her

  • @silverflight01
    @silverflight01 Před rokem +33

    Story 4: I don't know if it's cheating or she just hates OP, but regardless, that sort of behavior is just unacceptable. Also, did she really think OP wasn't gonna see those posts? It's social media, EVERYONE can see your posts

    • @Wendy_O._Koopa
      @Wendy_O._Koopa Před rokem +3

      I assumed she _wanted_ him to see the posts. Presumably because 9 times outta 10 people side with the woman, so if he tried to set the record straight, no one would believe him. Or, option 2, he starts becoming verbally abusive, which ultimately makes her look better. However, he went for option 3, silent revenge.

    • @Etienne.6329
      @Etienne.6329 Před rokem

      My theory is that OP is painting himself as the nice guy of the story. But I somehow doubt it

  • @LedgerBalance
    @LedgerBalance Před rokem +26

    Sounds like that accounting student will make a fine auditor.

    • @Positivekitten
      @Positivekitten Před rokem +1

      Yep! I have a friend who is a forensic auditor and, from the way she describes her job, sounds like that would be right up OP’s alley!

  • @TeslaMaster2
    @TeslaMaster2 Před rokem +20

    "Once you get on the sex offender registry, you can never get off." Damn rSlash, that works on so many levels.

  • @Niskara
    @Niskara Před rokem +64

    For the sex offender list, it depends state by state and what tier you are. Exposing yourself while drunk puts you on a low tier I believe. Idk about in a school zone tho. And you're an offender for a certain amount of time. Again, depends on the state. First guy should stay on it for life tho

    • @M15F1T1127
      @M15F1T1127 Před rokem

      There's a fine line between pissing in public and being a sexually violent predator.

    • @user-lr7dk7mt2w
      @user-lr7dk7mt2w Před rokem

      Can confirm it depends on state and the charge in my state as long as it's not a felony you can get off after a certain amount of time but I'm not sure how long it takes

    • @akl2k7
      @akl2k7 Před rokem

      One thing that would probably help his case is if no kids actually saw his willy. Still, he deserves to have his license revoked for a number of years for his reckless drunk driving.

    • @mariposa9506
      @mariposa9506 Před rokem

      Should stay on the sex offender list for life cause he peed? Wow.

  • @Ryanthusar
    @Ryanthusar Před rokem +4

    Unfortunately when you expose yourself in a school zone, no matter what time of day it is, you are on that list for life in many places. You are classed as a danger to children, specially when it gets mentioned there are children in a home like OP did, and no lawyer is going to get you off that list in a hurry by trying to use the "Young and drunk" mentality either.
    An online friend of mine who lived in Montana at the time, had a neighbor who constantly would have parties and instead of going inside would go down and take a whiz by the side of the house in clear view of my friend's house due to a chainlink fence separating the yards, but not the street. My friend had constantly told him not to do it, he didnt want to narc on him because he said the guy was a really good guy, but he was worried because if one of his kids, two twin girls under 10 and a boy under 6, saw the neighbor taking that whizz he would be screwed.
    Well, unknown to my friend one of his twin daughters spotted him two nights later and had told another friend at school about what she had seen, that friend's father just happened to be the local sheriff and when he heard went down to the guy's house to confront him. Well, at the time he went down he was just starting another party up, and not getting any answer on the front door, the sheriff came into my friend's yard and along the fence and spotted the guy taking a whizz, in clear view of my friend's boy who had come outside seeing the sheriff's car, and my friend following him out.
    That neighbor had to end up moving because he landed himself on the register for indecent exposure to a minor, and because they lived within a school zone. He also lost his job because some of his work took him to schools, which he could no longer do.

    • @spicydiarrhea5662
      @spicydiarrhea5662 Před rokem

      can confirm. once I used a toilet in school zone and ended on that list because a guy who was washing his hands nearby was a cop

  • @emo565
    @emo565 Před rokem +3

    Yo that owner knew that the manager was on drugs. I’ve never seen anyone go “oh this trusted manager that has worked for me for years is stealing from me. I need to make do a drug test”

  • @SteviiLove
    @SteviiLove Před rokem +2

    My fiancé was a firefighter for a long time.
    One thing I didn't know that he just told me; if vehicles are blocking the firefighting equipment, the firefighters will move it if they can find the keys but if no keys and they can't get the hose through, they can and will smash your windows and feed the hose through the windows till they can reach and fight the fire.
    He's done it a few times and the last one the car keys were stuck in the burning house so he had to smash the windows because the vehicle was blocking the line. Some people are more concerned with a car window than a fire burning down their house.
    You'd be shocked how many have tried to sue when they were impeding the firefighters ability to do their job and save lives and structures.

  • @raejiisa4948
    @raejiisa4948 Před rokem +34

    He's probably not going to be a sex offender for life. It depends on what tier he got classified as. I believe a tier 3 is a life sentence. This is also considered by age too. A minor has a higher chance of getting it expunged. Unfortunately a lot of pos people get away with their sick behavior. I'm glad you delt with this guy and hopefully he doesn't hurt anyone ever.

    • @charliedeegan1598
      @charliedeegan1598 Před rokem +1

      Yeah he probably has a minor indecent exposure charge but not much else. Honestly I'd be surprised if he even bad to register as a s/o

  • @Djinn_Entonic
    @Djinn_Entonic Před rokem +8

    3:17 I think that's true, I remember hearing that a guy was refused in a homeless shelter for being a SO, for s0domy a law that is no longer with power.

  • @1bendykat
    @1bendykat Před rokem +5

    RSlash, yes, once you’re on *that* list, you’re on it for life. The one thing I advise ppl is that there’s a lot of ways to get on the list and ppl make mistakes.

  • @herberturururu
    @herberturururu Před rokem +4

    Honestly the fact that the last guy jumped right to destroying her life makes it seem like he definitely wasn't the angelic romantic perfect husband he says he was

  • @ihavenosoul8998
    @ihavenosoul8998 Před rokem +13

    It’s always so good to wake up to rslash storys

  • @strikeforce1500
    @strikeforce1500 Před rokem +6

    1st story: From the bottom of my heart. F-ck drunk drivers, if you going to put everyone at risk, at least have the decency of crashing your car with a cement wall befpre anything else.
    2nd story: I feel bad for the owner. Like, damm, you trust someone for so long, and the mf steals AND causes chaos, on top of being drugged. Hell nah.
    3rd story: Man, that Firefighter chief is awesome. Excellent job by all parties involved.
    4th story: No mercy to snake, lying, cheaters. Good work OP, you just made a favor to the justice system :)

  • @JediLadyMisty
    @JediLadyMisty Před rokem +2

    One of my sisters was in a car accident Thursday night when a drunk driver hit the vehicle she, her husband, their children and two in laws were riding in.
    My bil had to have surgery on a leg
    The drunk guy that hit them was driving on a suspended license; he’d driven drunk before.

  • @the_rachel_sam
    @the_rachel_sam Před rokem +5

    Shouldn’t the school zone be out of hours if it was dark? It’s weird for him to put on a SO list because of that.

    • @Annie_Annie__
      @Annie_Annie__ Před rokem +2

      I kind of wonder if he meant “dim” or “shaded” instead of “dark”.
      Especially since it was apparently bright enough for his door camera to catch everything.

    • @Ratt54
      @Ratt54 Před rokem +5

      Some places have school zones 24/7 regardless of if there are actually students or not.

  • @XriizzXrozz
    @XriizzXrozz Před rokem +9

    The best part of waking up is RSlash in your cup!

  • @franciscojaviermendezrinco1902

    Fourth story: The stories today were filled with idiots. Why do you want to piss the only person who has knowledge of your dark secrets and can screw you over?

  • @Lady_Kyutoko_of_Glencoe
    @Lady_Kyutoko_of_Glencoe Před rokem +1

    You're not wrong there, Slash.
    Once you're on the registry, it is permanent.
    And whipping it out in a school zone automatically gets you on it.

  • @francescofranchino7097

    I left a comment once before about how the fire department will not only break your window if they need to run a hose through your car, but also decouple the hose poorly so your car floods. Knew they did that on purpose!

  • @NEPAAlchey
    @NEPAAlchey Před rokem +2

    All the dude had to do was immediately pocket te extra cash after a sales. Dude was brazen AF to just store it all in the drawer until closing. Not to mention logging his discounts when he probably could have manually priced it out after. Laziness.

  • @franciscojaviermendezrinco1902

    Third story: One moron after another. If you intentionally interveen with safety authorities they will destroy your property and you can't do nothing about it.

  • @Ragehunger
    @Ragehunger Před rokem

    I've always thought that people who park illegally should receive the "3 strike" rule. They'll receive a ticket every time their car is found parked in the same no-parking zone, handicap parking or blocking someone's driveway, each new ticket being more expensive than the last. If they still haven't learned their lesson after the 3rd ticket their car will be towed, no questions asked.

  • @songohan3321
    @songohan3321 Před rokem +20

    OP would have been justified if he would have beat the everlasting hell out of that drunk driver.

    • @user-lr7dk7mt2w
      @user-lr7dk7mt2w Před rokem +2

      Justified yes arrested for assault probably also yes
      You can't just beat up someone peeing on your yard because they made you mad but you could remove them if needed physically I'd just call the police and not tell the drunk person I did

    • @songohan3321
      @songohan3321 Před rokem

      @@user-lr7dk7mt2w OP'S kids was right there. The drunken idiot exposed himself to children. The idiot was in an drunken, unpredictable state exposing himself to minors on OP'S private property.

    • @maximaldinotrap
      @maximaldinotrap Před rokem +1

      @@user-lr7dk7mt2w Depending on the state if you give ample warning before you actually do it you can literally yeet a trespasser off your property.

  • @franciscojaviermendezrinco1902

    First story: At that moment I would take a hose and spray him, then call the cops.

  • @nickjeffery536
    @nickjeffery536 Před rokem

    In the story about the neighbour car being moved by the fire service, it probably happened in the UK judging by the phrase "Do one"... basically it means something like "beat it", or "shove off"... as in "My mate wanted me to spend the whole day helping him move, I told him to do one..."

  • @ChakatNightspark
    @ChakatNightspark Před rokem +1

    story 3. Problem with Firetrucks pushing car out of the way or breaking window for Hydrant access. 99% of the time insurance will cover the damage. yeah insurance will go up. but still would get covered under insurance. Think this is why insurance should refuse covering the cost of the damage done by Police or Fire due to illegally parked cars or cars where drivers refuse to move

  • @Morhgoz
    @Morhgoz Před rokem

    That emergy service story with annoying neighbor was SOOOO satisfacting

  • @annika5893
    @annika5893 Před rokem

    I follow a lot of different channels, but out of all the videos in my notifications, I pick rSlash first every time!

  • @masonmack3223
    @masonmack3223 Před rokem +1

    My favorite thing about rslah is trying to figure out which thumbnails are used again it's like a scavenger hunt

  • @zeke7100
    @zeke7100 Před rokem +1

    with the entitled neighbor. I'm like, pretty sure if the obese guy had family, they could sue the neighbor for obstruction or something. Because it could be argued that because he didn't move his vehicles, he prolonged the danger of the obese guy which is what caused him to pass away.

  • @luvkkimoneypennie5131

    I will never drink and drive... I saw four high school kids die in a fiery crash and I was only something like 10 years old. I vowed my sober driving. The worst part, one of the kids had a hand outside of the window, it was twitching and his watch was still ticking. I had more then a few nightmares.

  • @yuffiefan7637
    @yuffiefan7637 Před rokem +1

    Op was nice, telling the guy to not expose himself. He gave him a chance. I did not know that peeing at night in a school zone was a sex offence. I am German and speed limits for school zones aren't enforced at night. Thought i would be the same in that case. The more you know

  • @theawkwardartist12
    @theawkwardartist12 Před rokem +1

    3:16
    Actually, depending on the severity of the crime, you CAN get off the sex offender registry. Lowest degree is 15 years, highest is 25 years. He screwed himself BAD because it can come with a lot of other restrictions, like, if he lived within 1000 ft of a school, he'd have to move.

  • @roberthuffer6591
    @roberthuffer6591 Před 3 měsíci +1

    1st story. What really made the officer angry was that the drunk almost hit the kitten.

  • @luna_theraider
    @luna_theraider Před rokem

    In the last story. If OP can prove his soon to be ex-wife is telling people lies about him. He can sue for defamation of character.

  • @Spacemanct
    @Spacemanct Před rokem +3

    Rslash thank you for uploading at 6 am my time. Not sure we're you live or what time it is for you. I'm right in the middle of work at 6 so I look forward to this everyday. Also choosing beggars are my favorite videos.

  • @angeltheweirdo
    @angeltheweirdo Před rokem

    The lady in the last story should know the IRS are the last people you want to mess with

  • @Merlin012001
    @Merlin012001 Před rokem

    What that last guy needs to do is buy the house back off the bank after she puts it in foreclosure.

  • @alblood8575
    @alblood8575 Před rokem

    Okay. I tossed this on to listen in the background and had to restart the ep. I lost it at "Wizard Finger"!! XD

  • @1D991
    @1D991 Před rokem +1

    Just here to say the guy in the thumbnail is wholesome af. His wife was dying in hospital so he brought her home and they partied hard as a send-off for her. He was originally charged with third-degree murder but got criminal negligence instead and was sentenced to three years in prison, minus rhe 200ish days he'd already been held. He should be out by now if he's still alive

  • @theavatarofinsanity
    @theavatarofinsanity Před rokem

    The first 2 Stories would also fit well as malicious compliance.

  • @giggle_snort
    @giggle_snort Před rokem

    I laughed way more than I should have at the "methed up" joke. 🤣

  • @gooddypm
    @gooddypm Před rokem

    The fire engine story sound like the UK. I’ve heard stories of Fire Brigade sending old appliances down roads that have inconsiderate parking on them. If your car I damaged from because an appliance can’t reach its destination, tough, your insurance will not honour it.

  • @wargamesmaster
    @wargamesmaster Před rokem

    Hello. I'm searching for a particular r/ProRevenge story, do you know this story?:
    It's about a teenager getting harassed by some jerk at his highschool (I think?) and said jerk also love to smash OP's mailboxes with his car but one day, OP or OP's dad (don't remember who did it) made a mailbox strong enough to destroy the bully's car the next time he attempted his bs.
    The next day in school, the bully's friend went to OP telling him about the bully going to kick his a** for what happened to his car and OP just responded "did you know it was a Federal offense to destroy mailboxes?" (kinda, I don't remember the exact words) and explained that whoever messes with mailboxes is risking over 250000$ and 3 years in prison per destroyed mailbox.
    That's all I can remember about this story.

  • @anime-mun
    @anime-mun Před rokem +6

    "When you get on the Sex Offender List you can never get off!"
    In more ways than one!!!

  • @InTheLightDJ
    @InTheLightDJ Před rokem +1

    To be clear I not defending the guy in the first story but I want to bring awareness to how bad being on the registry is. First off u have to pay to be on it like 100-200$. But on top of that dating becomes impossible. Facebook and every dating site kicks you off of it so you cannot have most big social media sites. Banks will still give u loans but at much higher interest rates making buying a house or starting a business near impossible but none of that is the real bad of it, parents will try to run you out of town and if you have your own child, parents will report every crime to try and get that child taken away from you and cops have the same beliefs about you as parents do. And no one in the situation as the drunk guy really deserves the last 2 I believe. Tho he did do a crime his life is really over if he's put on the registry and it sounds like he's not even 21 yet and that is sad... basically this guy will forever be treated as a child Mol by everyone in town and that rumor spreads fast and far

  • @buoydix
    @buoydix Před rokem

    I'm 99% certain you got this thumbnail from the story of the old man who gave his wife one last party because she was on her death bed. Ironic the story is about Meth because he pumped them both with meth and partied until she died. And he put some crazy stuff on their door. Happened in Minnesota if I'm not mistaken.

  • @thatMF08
    @thatMF08 Před rokem +1

    Your stories are what start my day everyday

  • @a.becker6216
    @a.becker6216 Před rokem

    If I'm not mistaken, it depends on a few factors how long you're on the list. Some people are only on it for ten or twenty years, and some people are lifetime. The courts look at what it was you did, your criminal history if you have one, and your future risk of reoffence.

  • @lianathewolflover4516
    @lianathewolflover4516 Před rokem +2

    It’s been a long time since we had a video with puppy bloopers. Can we please get a video with one?

    • @DarkEinherjar
      @DarkEinherjar Před rokem

      Yugo is no longer a puppy, so he doesn't give rSlash as many bloopers as he used to, I assume.

    • @lianathewolflover4516
      @lianathewolflover4516 Před rokem

      @@DarkEinherjar probably. But still I like the puppy bloopers.

  • @RoystonDA
    @RoystonDA Před rokem

    It's funny to hear you read stories with British slang and get it a bit off. For clarification, "do one" has a heavier emphasis on the "do" and kind of rushes into the "one". It's kind of like a "p*ss off".

  • @ratboi3434
    @ratboi3434 Před rokem +1

    If your gonna pee Atleast try to b secretive. Like I get it if you gotta pee you gotta pee but as soon as someone yells while I’m tryna piss I’m dippin and finding a better spot even if I’m boutta piss myself. 😂 EVEN IF IM DRUNK. Those poor ppl don’t need to see my choked chicken 😂😂

  • @jeremystone5946
    @jeremystone5946 Před rokem +1

    Drunk people make poor decisions daily. Just be glad he didn't attack cause some drunks don't care what happens while they are drunk.

  • @GeekBot404
    @GeekBot404 Před rokem +2

    i like hearing the manager's discrepancy story the 2nd time ^-^

  • @SammyPoland
    @SammyPoland Před rokem +6

    You make my day with your videos rslash 🙂

  • @Choujifangirl
    @Choujifangirl Před rokem

    10:42 The “move those vehicles” comment has the same vehemence and energy as the “get that motherfucka” meme

  • @gman1515
    @gman1515 Před rokem

    That last story sounds like the dude might have deserved to get left.
    Using "p***y" as a derogatory term, even as self deprecation, is pretty misogynistic, and claiming her did nothing wrong and was a hopeless romantic is pretty sus too. Seems like the kind of stuff a controlling narcissist would say about themselves

  • @wimeatsworld
    @wimeatsworld Před rokem

    She lied and kicked him out of their house?
    Good that he reported her. Should help with the divorce and payments too.

  • @seabass819
    @seabass819 Před rokem +3

    Honestly serves that manager right, but at the same time you gotta feel bad for him. Addiction can be tough to break out of, drug addiction especially. I've known plenty of addicts say to me "master of puppets is one of the most accurate portrayals for addiction "
    Taste me, you will see
    More is all you need
    Dedicated to
    How I'm killing you
    Come crawling faster (faster)
    Obey your master (master)
    Your life burns faster (faster)
    Obey your
    Master

  • @katphish30
    @katphish30 Před rokem +1

    Story 2: WARY. OP was "wary" of the owner's reaction. "Weary" is a completely different word with a different meaning. *sobs*

  • @scottbrowder8304
    @scottbrowder8304 Před rokem

    just like the TSA's "no fly list", once your name is on the sex offender registry it can't be removed. even when a sentence gives them a certain amount of years to be registered on it, the listings don't expire or get removed from public record. the only change is that if they make their full time period with no further violations(which would extend their time), they eventually don't have to update their new address if they move. their names and info having been on the list never goes away.

  • @oldmanregret
    @oldmanregret Před rokem +1

    On the last story about the romantic husband and the wife wanting a divorce it kinda sounded like amber heard vs Johnny depp

  • @andrewpotts
    @andrewpotts Před rokem

    8:38 You really are a dad with that joke.

  • @sierrapickering8408
    @sierrapickering8408 Před rokem

    It's really difficult to get off the sex offender list, but possible depending on the circumstances/details of your crime. There are different levels of offenses and level 2 and above are really hard (almost impossible) to get off the registry with.
    Source: My grandpa is on the list (long story, opened an email he thought was from someone he knew) and almost got off it after being on there for about 20 years until my cousin ruined it for him.

  • @dorothylloyd1804
    @dorothylloyd1804 Před rokem +1

    Good morning rslash. Thanks for the stories. Drunks always think they're smarter than everyone. Fortunately, they are usually proven wrong. Have a great day

  • @dl200010
    @dl200010 Před rokem

    Last story. He did the right thing, because with no job on paper means she could go after him for spousal support.

  • @fdls59
    @fdls59 Před rokem

    You can get off Megan’s Law for certain charges but not all, and I believe it varies by state, but there are at least 10, 25, 50, and 75 year registrants and also Lifetime Registrants

  • @Tennesseanyankee
    @Tennesseanyankee Před rokem

    I can't love the fire truck shoving the jerk's vehicles out of the way enough.

  • @Eraithia
    @Eraithia Před rokem

    "Once you get on the sex offender list you can't get off"
    Great phrasing r/slash, fantastic pun

  • @neilprice513
    @neilprice513 Před rokem +1

    I remember this story about a bloke that was wrongly put on the US s£x offenders registry, the actual p£rv£rt had the same name but spelt differently, they were also of different ethnicities and it took him almost a decade for them to correct it.

  • @kelendron
    @kelendron Před rokem

    I think it requires a governors pardon to be removed from the offenders list

  • @lincdc12
    @lincdc12 Před rokem +1

    I'm from Michigan. I used the sex offender registry to keep tabs on my father. But looking at others in ny area there were those whose SO label expired after about 10-20 years. Mostly younger guys with far less serious offenses. Though 9 times out of 10 the people on there were lifers.

  • @Holychickendinner
    @Holychickendinner Před 12 dny

    The moral of the story is don't drink alcohol at all. It's that simple.

  • @ellengabel
    @ellengabel Před rokem

    In the story about the overweight person. I don't judge because I was almost that big. I had really bad thyroid problems and I had to get weight loss surgery or it would've taken me longer than most. What makes me mad is people using electronic scooters. I had back problems and still was able to walk. I got pregnant and when I had him I was 340. After the surgery I'm closer to 200.

  • @LordMazafeff
    @LordMazafeff Před rokem

    This really goes to show, commit only ONE crime at a time.

  • @eskykitty
    @eskykitty Před rokem +1

    you can get off the sex offender list, especially if it’s indecent exposure and not assault. Sometimes you even won’t have to register if it’s for public urination. HOWEVER, since this took place in a school zone, it’s very possible he may have to register anyway and have a harder time getting off the list. It varies sooo much by case and by state.

  • @charlesblackwell327
    @charlesblackwell327 Před rokem

    First story, I would have asked the guy to wait there while I called the aliens to come and probe him.

  • @condar419
    @condar419 Před rokem

    The manager "methed up". LOLOL. Nice one, Dabney.

  • @chrisbouvier
    @chrisbouvier Před rokem

    Manager “methed” up was genius

  • @frost.2972
    @frost.2972 Před rokem +1

    Man got slammed in that first story

  • @pandapie9012
    @pandapie9012 Před rokem +1

    For the first story, I get the DWI charge, and the indecent exposure. But I dunno how to feel about a guy getting on the same list as r4p1sts and p3d0s for taking a piss. Like yeah, go somewhere more secluded to do it if needed. But to be put on an offender list for it?

  • @teayabrown3924
    @teayabrown3924 Před rokem

    It would have been nice if OP in the last story was able to find a way to expose all of her lies and ruin her credibility with friends, family, and future partners
    Also, it baffles me that people still don't realize that emergency services can do this and fine you for obstruction. Guy had it coming.

  • @uniraffesaur
    @uniraffesaur Před rokem

    “Fine, I don’t have anything better to do right now” 😂😂😂😂