I'm Comfortable, Not Soft
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Ever since Brennan moved to the West Coast, he can't handle sub zero temperatures. SOFT!
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CAST
Brennan Lee Mulligan
Raphael Chestang
Rekha Shankar
CREW
Director - Sam Geer
Writer - Rekha Shankar
Producer - Jessie Hixenbaugh
Production Coordinator - Annie Humphreville
Director of Photography - Justin Hamilton
Make Up Artist - Denise R. Valentine
Sound Mixer - Chris Bennett of BoTown Sound
Editor - Sam Geer - Komedie
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CollegeHumor first comment
Who was the broccoli puppet
Make it available in the UK please
Dude I already signed up months ago... like I love you guys!
Your videos are becoming to predictable. It follows the same format: relatable situation, one person is picked on exaggerated character (s), joke goes on for a while. Picked on person stands up and explains the problem or underlining cause of relatable situation or reason for being picked on, exaggerated character reflects then shows no real show of growth. The joke is nothing changes. Come on @collegehumor come up with some better content.
That accent was New York, Jersey and Boston all wrapped in a Jewish mother burrito.
Yes
With a hint of OwO
The accent was OwO
People are thinking her baby-speak is actually just her trying to do an accent, but no, the baby-speak is an actual aspect of what she is intentionally doing.
It just sounds like a baby - lisp
“Sleep makes you soft” the motto of college
...And parenthood.
And dying from overwork makes you a role model citizen. Or you can be a lazyass like me and be called a good for nothing
@@zsurvivalist7996 Well, you are alive, so I pick option number 2 please
and mmo raiding.
Tea Burn
... and jacksepticeye fans
"It went dark at 2pm, 0 degrees out, No heater, Half our roomates died."
As someone who lives in the east(Detroit), can confirm, this is very true
sounds 'bout right
Lmao
No one like
The one true god Lord Twigo you haven’t lived in the east unless you can experience all four seasons in one day
I love that Raph slowly conformed to Rhekka’s accent...
Raph is always the one who is easily swayed :D
Technically his name is Aph, Rheka owns the R.
flamingmonkeyxii no it’s ph. Rheka took the a
@@franceswildgen1907 mmmm... I'm pretty sure it's lph, short for Ralphael.
None of these are how Rehka’s name is spelled
"Now you're Mr. Vegetable"
*Broccoli puppet appears in the doorway*
This sketch is so ridiculous
DebunkeDescant Damn I actually didn’t catch that the first time so the end had me shook
I'm only liking this to get it to 666 likes.
"This sketch is so -ridiculous- delicious"
it would have been even better without the outro. just a random weird thing appears and vanishes with no explanation. at least by my sense of humor.
Ryan Weible I couldn’t agree more. That would have been wild if they just left it as the aside.
rekha’s east coast accent is basically baby speak with a tinge of brooklyn and I’m here for it
it's called a speech impediment
Mostly baby speak
Its pretty terrible.
Thats not a accent
to be fair, half the time she was trying to emphasize how soft Brennan was being, where baby-speak is commonly done. But yeah, not a real accent otherwise
Just to clarify, on the east coast we DON'T all live in floorless apartments and the sun goes down at THREE, NOT TWO
yeah, yall live in ceilingless apartments
@@alastorbutwithagun they clearly live in wall-less apartments
@@FC12. they live in wall-less apartments with roofs?!
@@sourwitch2340 supporting columns are cheaper I guess
"...and natural sunlight!"
"OH ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU NEED THE SUN, HUH?"
*"What have I done.."*
can we get a backstory for Mr. Vegetable?
Long ago, the four green foods lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Vegans attacked. Only Mr. Vegetable, master of all four greens, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the Mr. Vegetable, working at an office for some humor website. And although his skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone. But I believe Mr. Vegetable can save the world.
@@CodyCzar1 Amazing
Pat’s in disguise hunting Trapp
@@patchvanguillotine I was just about to say Pat got reincarnated as a vegetable and has come to trade Trapp's soul for his own so he may become human once more and enact vengance upon his murderer.
Co C I was gonna like ur post but t was on 69 likes so I didn’t but I’m telling you I LikE mR vEgETabLE’s backstory it’s perfect
It’s ok Mr. Vegetable, we’re here for you.
@Diederik This freaking veggie-hater amirite
🥦
It's actually bwoccoli.
I've never had this many likes before! Thanks!!
@Diederik *Un-be-leafable
Rekha's accent is terrible and I want it in every sketch from now on.
Also:
MORE MR. VEGETABLE!
More Mr.Veggie
Or in Rekha’s accent: “MISTA VEGTUHBUWS” _UwU_ _UwU_
Well atleast someone spelled her name correctly lmao
People often ask: "Where is Mr. Vegetable?"
But no one asks "How is Mr. Vegetable"
Mr.Vegetable I just want to let you know:
I hear you
I see you
I appreciate you
People do need you
You matter
And I love you :’(
Prince Lunairs
I stan him
but... but .. you don't know him... you never met him... are you telling those consoling lies??? :'(
❤️❤️😭😭😭
That's wrong
Mr Vegetable appears at 2:38
"*chuckle*, nice random joke"
Mr Vegetable returns at 4:18
" I NEED THIS DEEP CHARACTER'S ENTIRE BACKSTORY"
Sameeeee
He was just referenced in a video released on August 24, 2020.
Same
800th like
@@lylastuart-alban739 OH MY GOD HOLA POLA I FOUND YOU ON THE INTERNET
I think brennan just uses the whole “it’s just a sketch” thing to release anger lmao
"Squishy shapes that you put in your body.."
*K*
2:19
What about hard shapes?
Most are hard at first. But they can become squishy if you pour liquid over them.
@@spelareNR14 and what about water? If you hit water hard enough it acts like concrete 😄
I feel like this whole sketch was built around Mr. Vegetable...
"We lived in a converted closet and never complained"
"We should have it was really bad"
Brennan been working out? He's looking good.
It’s the veggies
She's essentially describing life in the industrial revolution
What do you think the east coast is like?
Aww, you must be a swoft wittle West coast baby! Need your diapy changed, squirt?
You wouldn't be able to handle working in the coal mine 25 hours a day up hill both ways.
@@dexter111344 how much did my grandpa pay you to say this?
@@azrealvega1660 Pay?! We would be lucky to make a nickel after spit-shining a cactus for 2 hours after a double shift as the canary in the coal mine where we performed open heart surgery on veterans while blindfolded as they fought the damn Viet Kong!
Kids these days and their crazy belief that people should be paid for working! Hah! So soft!
You would be devoured alive by the sewer rats!
What’s your point?
@@dexter111344 When I was a boy, we would have LOVED to have a job like that. I had a job at the North Pole testing poison. If the poison didn't kill you, they told you you were not testing enough of it, and they would dunk you under the ice cold water for 74 hours in a bucket. Then I had to go home where I lived with my 47 brothers and sister and 89 other family members in a brown paper bag in the middle of a septic tank. They would feed my live rats dipped of hornets. And I was grateful to have THAT!
someone befriend that sad vegetable! now! (btw, "time to update that ios" THROWS PHONE AWAY was the best Apple diss i've seen in a while)
olly sombrero “I mean i would, but then again, nah” -Me, every time my iOs wants to be updated
And he’s casually just like “ok”
To be fair, I dislike Apple as a corporate citizen, but old (even slightly old) iPhones are much closer to trash. Apple's forced obsolescence is what drives their revenue growth.
I think you need to re-examine your life.
Somebody needs to get me a soundbyte of Brennan shouting, "What does THIS have to do with the hustle!?" So that I can make it my notification noise
"I've always liked floors"
Yeah right. He never mentioned floors before she brought it up.
he is floor gang
Lol "is soft contagious?" I love it. He always plays the weirdest characters.
Man this sketch had a lot in it. Mr.Broccoli was the best aside from the actual dialogue.
simon kaster ITS MISTER VEGETABLE YOU UNCULTURED SWINE
@@somedutchbeing6838 yes it is and that's the joke.
"The squishy shapes you put in your body to make you less hungry" = my new favorite description of food.
I am deeply and irreversibly offended that here "east coast" just refers to NYC
Yeah, as a Bostonian, Boston is here too!
There's an East and West coast in Oslo ffs it's everywhere
lets be honest, when we east coasters think "West coast" we go straight to LA 95% of the time. (for the record, I'm from NYC, specifically Brooklyn, and trapped somewhere in Jersey)
Edit: Side note, as a NYer, Everything is upstate to me.
AY YO Philly boys in the chat
WEST BALTIMORE!!
Mr. Vegetable better become a recurring character
I feel like Mr vegtable maintains his essence by consuming live human.....could trapp be innocent 🤔🤔
You're not fooling anyone Trpp, we know you killed Pat.
😂
This is obviously Trapp trying to throw us off his trail. Don't be fooled!
This is just a lead-in for the second season of Trapp's true-crime series.
mr vegtable is best boy how dare you
This reminded me of an old one: he is so masculine, he doesn't eat honey, he chews on bees!
What sketch is this from?
@@punker8124 it's not a sketch it's an old meme/joke
Just to be clear, we all love Brennan like so much right? He’s so....everything
yes brennan is the best
Need more Mr.vegetable to appear in the backgrounds
That Mr. Vegetable part made me really sad and depressed. I'm not okay now. Thanks CollegeHumor.
4:25 Poor Mr. Vegetable :( I wanna hug him
$20 says Mr. Vegetable becomes a recurring character.
Guve me $20
I accept your bet from the future
I accept
CH crashed, so yes. Gimme gimme gimme
“we did a whole sketch about it” oml
Brennan is the best of em all, Like if they should do a sketch about brennan getting to many nice comments
I don't find him funny
Saqlain Alvi I don’t find you funny
@Donald Millard daaaaaaaaamn lol
Ok you can tell that Brennan has got soft. He didn’t fold his goddamned pizza!!!
“Liking comfort and disliking discomfort is just reasonable!”
As an East Coaster I was on board with the whole 60 degrees in a sweater seeming a little soft. But the rest is a little much, lol.
I live on the West Coast and 60 is short sleeve weather. You can tell this was made by SoCal types lol.
You the guys who whine when it gets triple digits? It's okay to be soft.
You the guys who whine when it gets triple digits? It's okay to be soft.
@@chrisdelzell8467 know what, you're not wrong. Drop me in Louisiana I will have a terrible time.
Even 70 is chilly if you are just inside and doing nothing. If you are working out that's a different story. Don't get me wrong, I never wear a jacket in winter even when it's 30, but that's because I'm walking and not outside long. But if you are just sitting around doing nothing, I will get chilly. People who say 60 isn't chilly are usually fat people. Us regular size thin people do get chilly at 60.
"It's only sixty degrees"
That doesn't make you soft...it makes you melt
Farenheit. Don't be that guy.
@@user-hz1zl6kg1j Celsius
Kelvin? That doesn't make you soft...it makes you freeze
Ley EA Fahrenheit. Not celsius
Maen Halabi Yeah one of those countries is the US though lmfao
That Mr. Vegetable moment was hilarious 😂 I didn't expect it, it really broke off the tension in that moment, but having everyone not react to his presence, to the extent that they just stopped doing anything. I was expecting some follow up, some tie into the sketch, some attempt at explaining why a giant broccoli is in the doorframe. And it simply didn't come, so it became funny instead- or something.
That accent is just babyspeak and I love it
What kind of accent is that? lol
Attempted bronx?... or Brooklyn is closer I guess
3 year old child
She's got hint of 0w0 in her accent.
Zachary Laid Finding Freedom sounds kindve Jersey like
It is the uwu accent
As someone from New England who lives in California for the past 15 years, this is about 100% accurate. The difference being I don't need someone else to tell me I'm soft now, I just do it to myself when I reach for a sweater when its gets into the 50s or complain when I see a bit of snow on the highway near Tahoe
People are thinking her baby-speak is actually just her trying to do an accent, but no, the baby-speak is an actual aspect of what she is intentionally doing.
Yep i confirm, that's New York all right.
Wouldnt Mr.Vegetable find that plate offensive.
Whenever Mr. Vegetable’s not on screen, all the other characters should be asking, “Where's Mr. Vegetable?"
I have to go now. My food pyramid needs me.
When she said "Purse", I thought she said "Puss" cause of her accent.
WAIT SHE SAID PURSE I HAD JUST ACCEPTED THAT SHE SAID PUSS
SAME LMFAO-
@@Minosprimeenjoyer I had to check the subtitles lmaooo
@@Minosprimeenjoyer same 😂😂😂
I don't remember Mr. Vegetable being in this sketch
Brennan was SO great in this, felt so natural.
"Time to update that iOS, huh?"
*throws phone*
_"Mkay."_
Ohhhh .... is this a teaser for the new Mr. Vegetable movie :-O
I love how it’s not even an accent, she just says everything with a w
I love this as a foil for the Hometown sketch. Like, having pride in and loving where you've come from is perfectly understandable and natural. That shouldn't come at the expense of finding joy in a place where life is objectively easier and more comfortable than it was before.
hey.. introduce MR. vegetable already! (he sounds like zack) and this lowkey new york bashing is augh!
God, Mr. Vegetable has gone so soft ever since he moved to the West Coast
I'd say more "blanched."
That's because we steam our veggies ;)
Liking comfort is a stepping stone to being soft ! Rekha's words ! Loved the role of Maddy !
Me: Poor Mr. Vegtable.
Mr. Vegtable: Did someone say my name?
Me: No.
“Half our roommates died” lol accurate
2:59 Brennan just broke the fourth wall there lol.
I grew up in Florida and I've had this exact conversation with friends from up north. Especially the shivering in 60 degrees part, that's practically arctic in Florida.
I've lived in New Hampshire all my life and this is way too accurate than I'd like to admit.
Broccoli puppet will haunt my dreams until I pass.
Gadnuk the Breaker of Worlds His name is Mr. Vegetable and he is important
WHY DOESN'T ANYONE NEED HIM?!? 😢
I feel sad because this reminded me of a tumbler post I saw.
There some clothes in a laundry machine with an owo face on them and the laundry was saying
"Owo pwease hawlp me, I'm dwoning."
truly original piece, keep it going CH
Why is Rekha’s depiction of the east coast literally the most accurate description of nyc in existence
So Mr. Vegetable and Cuddles spin-off when?
I really hoped Mr. Vegetable would do the closing intro
The way Ralph isn’t even from the east coast and joins in on roasting XD and ra really killed her bit too
I need you, Mr. Vegetable.
The fake accent sounds more like baby talk
no its owo language
When she first walked in I was like “why is she doing the a weird uwu voice???” And I realized that was her trying to do a Boston(?) accent.
This grabbed my flight or fight response and chucked me right into fight mode.
It took every ounce of my being to not punch the screen.
I live in boston and this a very accurate description of what we think of people in the warm part of the west coast
1:36 "What have I done" - Brennan gives me life lmaoooo
4:20 when you want to play video games with your friends but they have things to do
Hey!! 60 degrees is shorts and t-shirts here in New England!
Edit: Also Rekah talks like my grandmother from Providence.
Mr Vegetable, I just learned about you today and it's the Christmas gift I always needed.
2:25 I don’t know why this part with Raph made me laugh so much
For some reason I am having one of the most extreme deja vu I’ve ever had. I swear I’ve watched this before
I loved the upbeat music.
As a New Yorker for my whole life who never moved I agree with this video 100% like I wouldn’t hate leaving and I hate some things in nyc but I also love it I love that I can go get dinner at 9 o clock and the city is so easy to travel around but I wouldn’t mind leaving when I’m older
I love being soft *cough* fat *cough*
Being from the east coast, I can say that for NYC, and Brooklyn, it's about as accurate as you can get for someone without the natural accent and especially for Raka
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8/10
gonna need more of that Mr. Vegetable
2:43 *me* disappearing out of conversations
Mr. Vegitable!!! (Also this was a great sketch altogether :D... BUT MR.VEGITABLE!!!)
A full story arc for Mr. Vegetable in each video please
I wish that I could live in the West Coast right now. Our winters in central Canada are so bad and last until April. You can suffer from SAD here. Those people are damn well good off.
dude i love this shit lol, lmfaoo the baby talk hahaha. ugh thank you for helping me enjoy my beers alone at home
An all time great CH sketch, thanks in no small part to Mr. Vegetable
It has been *months* and we *still* have not seen a repeat appearance by Mr. Vegetable.
You're breaking our hearts.
Lol Raph's subtle reactions are awesome.
I don't always love Rehka's sketches cause they often have punchline problems (as in they're winding up and up to finally land to the most predictable outcome), but this one was perfect. I also adore her as an actress, her baby Brooklyn accent was amazing.
i’m east coast but SWEATERS ARE MY LIFE
Mr Vegetable needs to pop up more often.
This is probably my favorite sketch now.
2nd time watching this. Love this. We all have people like this... I'm usually that person though. Why you gotta change.