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Truly, a new Loremaster has arisen. Chronicling the history and brave deeds of the Death Korps of Krieg from... Krieg! That's right. Hanz knows all the ins and outs and will enlighten you with his frontline experiences.
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#Warhammer #DeathKorps - Krátké a kreslené filmy
Hanz here!
After some hassle with this infernal machine here, i managed to set up this "page" or whatever you may call it. I had a super fun time telling about my past as a resident of Krieg, as a member of the Deathkorps and of course my service for the glory that is the emperor. I have no idea if we will see each other in the nearest future, if this is my only voicing towards potential conscripts or there will be anything at all from now on.
I really hope you enjoyed what you heard, im not really the vocal one when im standing knee deep in mud. But before you have to listen to this old trenchdog meandering much further, i wish you a day filled with glory and fulfillment in the image of our great emperor.
Hanz von Krieg
Infantryman
326nd Regiment of Krieg
System of Vraks
Scarus Sector
Segmentum Obscurus
It was a pleasure doing collaboration with you Hanz! I'll be seeing you on Vraks when I get back there.
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So you didn't even die for the emperor yet?
@@robknight666 Not at the moment it seems
I like this soldier, he deserves a promotion, ngl.
@@ToldDoctor If it comes to rank, every member of the Korps is a soldier until the day he dies!
Hanz will single handedly eliminate all Warhammer lawyers
and lore channels
@@Janovich no
God-Emperor willing!
Hanz get the Flammenwerfer
(:
This is like the internal monologue of the TF2 pyro, a super happy and positive soldier on the inside but a trigger happy psychopath on the outside.
exactly :)
Well kreigers do look the part, and their a branch of the adeptus militarum basically purely made up of religious pyros soooo.. yea
I just realised that a Kreiger loudout for pyro is probably possible to make...
"Do you believe in magic?"
After thinking about it the Kreigers are like a mix of solider and pyro:
Outfit looks like a mix of the two. Delusional to the point of not really having a sensible grip on reality (pyro). The unwavering extremism and delusion to their cause (soldier). Way to into the idea of beating the enemy to death with melee, much like pyro with his lolichop while using a shovel like soldier (although in the comics soldiers preferred fighting style is; fighting with his bare fists whilst nude and covered in honey). And there is probably a lot more.
The fact that Krieg is literaly named "War" in german is all you need to know about the planet and its inhabitans.
Also makes me wonder who named the planet "Krieg" *prior* to the nuklear apocalypse.
someone with a heretical amount of foresight i guess
@@genericuser984 also the person who named it armageddon
@@adenosine2electricboogaloo647 Considering before being named armageddon the planet was named Ullanor....
@@wom1320 perhaps Krieg was ones Frieden
@@hager2238 that would be hilarious!
Hanz is such a precious boi. I hope nothing bad happens to him.
Yes, imagine him coming out alive when all his friends can stay with the Emperor. That would be a nasty fate.
He does.
the worst thing that can happen to him is that he gets removed from the front lines or sent to guard a paradise world
@@havel4385 Hanz, a total bummer, probably depressed. The commisar seems somehow afraid of him.
Then how can he die for the emperor if nothing bad happen :v
There is a notion on Krieg that the Krieger doesn't get a name at birth, they "earn" them from combat. Hanz having a name must mean he is the formidable and worthy veteran.
I mean he survived to phase three of Vraks and had some deployments even before that. If he's not at least lieutenant by this time I would be surprised. Probably major or colonel even. Hope he wouldn't show enough tactical talent other Krieg generals would promote him to general - as that would men he no longer get to be in the front lines he loves so much. There are no front line generals in death corps - only colonels and below are allowed on the field.
@@DoctorM42 but what if he dies:(
@@alpha_9997 the guy behind him takes his place
The average life expectancy of a guardsmen at the frontline is about nine minutes.
This is not true.
The average expectancy on the front line is seven minutes.
Hanz from the Krieg battalion is with more than eleven years of Service an outliner and should not be counted for.
Jurten had a name and he did all these amazing things so it makes sense
Hearing Hanz happily call his Planet’s previous ruling part “government fucks” brought me immense joy
"Heretical shits"
Also “heretical shits”
Kriegs comissar: Today we will fight Death Guard...
Hanz: Ah, he means vacation....
Krieg comissar: OFCOURSE I SAID VACATION HANZ NOW SHUT UP AND GET ENGEL THE DAMN BARBECUE COOKING BECAUSE ME AND RUDI WILL BE CHARING INTO THEIR FRONT LINES BECAUSE WE WILL HAVE A LONG WONDERFUL VACATION HERE
i'm beginning to think Hanz has questionable loyalty
Krieg Korpsmen execute their Commisars for cowardice.
@@bigz4339 can confirm that's how we lest T-1965367, twas a spineless toad
The feild will be covered in vile diseased gass that corrods flesh and blisters the lungs.
Hanz: IT GETS BETTER?!
I want to imagine that all Kriegers have a cheerful veneer for what they're doing.
An entire planet of the pyro from TF2
They do and you cant change my mind
Considering that almost any battlefield is easier for krieger than just being on Krieg; yeah most fights can be see as amazing vacations for them
The problem is, all you can hear on the outside is
I wish lore would cover Kriegers talking more, how they interact with each other and other regiments.
Happy Krieger laughing as he tells a story is beyond wholesome. Hanz must be canon
I remember one quote where a Krieger explains that smart people caused Krieg to be bombed to hell, therefore he'd rather be illiterate.
One thing I can remember is how during the first deployments of the Death Korp, the Imperium put the kriegers under the command of kommisars from Cadia. This led to a bit of a breakdown in authority since Kriegers are far too used to throwing themselves at the enemy in self sacrifice, which is not how the cadians commanded their forces.
In essence, the moment an NCO or CO *doesn't* immediately see sending wave after wave of infantry at the enemy as the first plan of attack loses all respect from any Death Korp trooper. You can imagine how that sort of conversation might've gone down.
@@uncledoctor6920
Commissar: "Look, boys. I know you're really eager to die for the Emperor, as am I, but maybe...just maybe...if you stay in this trench for a little longer, and let the enemy come closer, maybe we'll be able to kill a few more before charging?"
Kriegsman: "Wow Paul, I never knew you were such a coward."
Commissar: "That's enough lip out of you 7483311"
Kriegsman: "I'll charge whenever I want Paul! You're not my real Commissar!"
there is a book about krieg that just came out, its about krieg with cadian vs orks. and Some history of krieg sprinkled in there
Die Sache ist die das , Kriegsoldaten in der Regel schweigen, es sei denn es wird ihnen etwas anderes befohlen.
Hanz is so cheerful and open about his history and life; Kreigers clearly have deep inner lives and value the good times.
*Kriegers
(Krieg means "war" in German, Kreig has no meaning in any language i know of.)
As long as we get to ultimately serve our purpose and restore ourselfs someday, there wont be "bad" times
@@omegathevoice079 unless you get banished to a paradise world.
Hanz is an inspiration, I am glad he was able to escape a sound proofed bunker to enjoy the barrage. The Emperor truly smiles upon him.
Not sure I'd want to share a foxhole with him but I sure appreciate Hanz's cheery attitude.
I would love to share one with him, he just seems so dang chipper.
Why not ?
@@v1ncestan607 creepily cheery
I've met him.
He's really cheery until you mention anything heretical.
The he goes a bit GENOCIDAL.
I was lucky to escape...
Heretic
Deathkorps: "This planets atmosphere is way to clean. Deploy the poison-gas."
Death Guard: "Ah. I see you're a men of culture as well."
This is one of the best 40k videos ever, Hanz down.
perfect
Vilhelm: Hanz down! Good for him, sacrificed his life for the Emperor already. Hope, I'm next
2:25 Mild correction, Hanz; The Munitorum originally only asked for Krieg to send a SINGLE regiment, as they thought you were all still trying to get back on your feet. When Krieg revealed that they had SEVERAL regiments raised, trained, and equipped, AND that they were all requesting to be sent to the most dangerous deployments available? I'm pretty sure the Lord Tempestus needed a change of shorts after that news!
1?20? No big difference
I wasnt there so if i get one or two things vaguely, it is because we still are an absolute massive amount of soldiers. The important thing is we can serve our emperor, is it not?
The boner the imperium had when they suddenly heard 20 regiments wanted to be deployed to the worst places possible
Them getting deployed to the most dangerous deployments is the REAL reason they take so many casualties
20 regiments. 60,000 soldiers.
But how, what about the civilian population, they queried.
There are no civilians on Krieg.
This is a Krieger with a name.
Let me repeat that
THIS IS A KRIEGER WITH A NAME
Kriegers get their names from others around them or from accomplishments and stuff, so Hanz having a name means he’s an absolute badass.
I could imagine Hans is telling this story to a terrified gardenworlder guardsmen who somehow ended up on vraks with them
Fun Fact: Krieg literally means war in german. Who would have guessed, that something would go wrong on a planet called war?
The same thought process can work on Armageddon
Or... Well.... Hell....
I can confirm that, I am German.
So what would the surname Krieger mean? War maker? If so that's pretty baddass.
@@justindunlap1235 hence why most of them are called Kriegsmen aka "war-men"
In any other universe, Hanz would be a psychotic madman.
In 40k, he's the most adorable boi around.
Never change, Hanz. Never change.
i still find it astonishing that the entire existence of kreig is threatened by the phrase "i forgive you"
What?
@@paladinboyd1228 the entire point of kreig is that they believe the emporer is angry at the fact they betrayed him but if they hear that emporer decided to say "I forgive all of kreig" then all of krieg would pretty much fall apart in essence sense if he forgive them then why should they die or something like that
@@theenderdestruction2362, Oh i see.
@@theenderdestruction2362 Actually they might fight harder if the emperor did say it
Think about it, your god forgives you for your planet's sin
That means he deems you and your entire planet worthy of forgiveness and redemption
You don't give up after that i don't think
Krieg certainly won't
@@magicalmagicmagician5223they'd literally become the soviet union on steroids.
"URAHH URAHH URAAHHHH!"
or whatever German would be. equivalent
We must protect Hanz at all costs
Hanz dissapproves
Semi-correct: The Korps always needs new conscripts!
...from himself.
In the lore, some Adeptus Custodes of the Aquilan Shield go out to protect random people that are destined to do something of great importance in the defense of the Imperium. Imagine Hanz running around with a golden-clad demigod at his side.
@@Magos_Fritz and the whole time Hanz is complaining.
"But how can i join ze emperor in glorious death if you wont let me?"
This is my headcanon for how the Krieg talk amongst themselves, 100% positivity and unbreakable morale. Almost Orky if you think about it
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That was a gutes Video i liebe the Death Korps of Krieg
Morbidly wholesome kriegers are now my favourite interpretation.
I don't know war hammer lore so hearing how it just get progressively more questionable like being born in artificial womb for the sole purpose of being a solider for the emperor was crazy to me but his joyful little tone about it makes me happy for him, clearly he's living his best life.
Im doing my purpose friend, doing as the Emperor wills it!
Now we have a kriegsman called Hanz the meme has born:
-HANZ GET THE SHOVELWERFER
-JAWOL
Plays far cry 5 uses the shovel rocket launcher
@@praisethesun.praisedeussol6051 Same here 1 u get the kill American zelot,s 2 u kill them whit shovel.
Ah the good time,s : )
*Spatenwerfer
This is already ten times better than anything on Warhammer+, and unlike GW, I approve of this.
This is Hanz,
he dig trenches, he kill heretics, melees enemies with a shovel and dances to the sound of earth shattering artillery,
...be like Hanz
This is actually a cool reinterpretation of a Krieger’s attitude. They don’t charge because of grim determination and a morose need to be freed, they charge because they’re *genuinely happy* to have this opportunity.
Of course they would be happy. How else would you control an entire populace of soldiers? Just make war the place where they feel happiest, and they’ll never leave.
I like to think this is how Kriegers actually talk, they're just really happy to be serving the Emperor.
I started fucking dying when "Apparantly some heretical council of governing autocrat fucks" came out, holy shit
What? Its true. We do apologize for their behaviour but are still glad they have been dealt with!
I know the feeling. Terrible that the line is so relatable.
Hanz having a name means that he’s one hell of a soldier
- represses unhelpful urge to explain why he shouldn't think this way.- - sniffles- - swells with pride- Don't ever change Hanz
If they had this dude talkin to us in elementary, I would be in the military.
I quite like the presentation of lore here. I have never seen a WH40K lore video describe it completely from an in-universe perspective, and it is pulled off very well here. It helps you learn about Krieg and its history and tactics without issue, and also tells you about the mindset of a Kriegsman when on a horrible planet without outright saying it from an outside perspective.
TL;DR: Good lore video
Edit: Fixing a typo
Thank you!
I’ve fallen head of heels for hanz
I have stick around after i saw the "boom boom" dance, i shared it instantly with my BF and we wound up watching Boom Boom live after ward, now that i know the lore the depth of the dance skyrocketed
@Hans Layola I am hairy Finnish 30y and my friend is even hairier 40y with 17y son xD I dont even know "gurls" xD BTW my profile picture was drawn by random Finn woman that i snacthed to my profile
@Hans Layola A true Hans... i am Finn and studied 3 y German but they force us to learn sweden at same and with english 3 germanic lanquages is too much...but...HALLO HANS! :)
@Hans Layola Proud Hans :) Dance away :)
when i heard him talking about dancing to the artillary i remembered that video 2 years ago about hanz dancing in front of the trenches and the artillary strikes
*Glückliche Gasmasken geräusche*
"I can't really remember the last time I took my gas mask off, because they always send us to these amazing planets that are filled with toxic fumes, but if that's not the case, then we deploy lots of toxic gas!"
One of the best Krieg quotes ever, one of my favorites is
"Where is the rest of your squad?"
"Dead, sir"
"Very well"
Now I'm waiting for Chuck Norris style sentences that describe him, but it's kriegers instead.
This looks like a video a Krieger would get in school for history, just before getting their standard issue uniform, 4 charge packs, lasgun, grenade and a one way ticket to the training grounds.
Happy Hanz
There's Hanz...Glad he's doing well. I still remember calling out "Haaannnnz...Haannz..GET ZE FLAMENWERFER"
People in M2: Noooo, stop war, it's horrible.
People in M41: Yey, war!
Hanz is the most cheery person about poison gas and I'm scared.
Hanz is a man we can all strive to be like. Happy no matter how terrible a situation he's in. Kriegsman are a gift for everyone
This feels alot like a way to inform the younger and still being trained children of Krieg.
ive only known Hanz for 7 minutes and if anything happens to him i will exterminatus everything in this universe and then myself
Some madlad post the Audiobook Krieg by Steve Lyons on CZcams
Download it now before it get copyright strike
It was awesome
czcams.com/video/RExNkImJOMM/video.html
This one?
'There are NO civilians on Krieg'
@@Janovich yep
Take a like for your Name alone my guy.
Just finished binging the audio book and it was so good
It always warms my heart seeing someone loving his work...
Hanz is a very rare Kriegsman. Having an optimistic death korps soldier is really something.
This is so good, amazing job on the voicework and the editing
I loved this so much. May Hanz never be without a battlefield to walk, and heretics to crush under his boot for the emperor. May his joy for battle and bloodshed live on forever. 🙏
And if the heretics run out, let him have the aliens and all those chaos hippies
You do know that "may you life forever" is probably the harshest insult to a Kreigsman? never getting to sacrifice for the Emperor
I imagine this is what every Krieg Soldier's internal monologue is like, when you live such profoundly brutal lives you'd start to see the good in everything at the very least as a coping mechanism.
Thank the emperor he has a name, his chances of survival just jumped 82 percent
This is great man. I find it strangely wholesome for Krieg fans, funnily enough.
I just started learning German and I was so happy and giddy when I understood Krieg
I'm so happy I know more about Hanz
Its a odd yet cool concept that these soldiers 38,000 years in the future look just like something out of ww1
I love how they are super advance and have good technology but they will always find a way to make it look like it's something from WW1
@@lordlopikong6940 practicality always triumphs
oh and also shit being cheap
There's something infectious about Hanz's upbeat attitude.
Love this and Hanz is such a optimistic number from the most dedicated Guardsmen formation. Kreig
Hanz out here living his best life.
Yes. So much yes. Stay gangsta Hanz. No one is better than Krieg!
Hans’s voice is a holy choir of belief and Love of the Emperor
When the Emperor decides to give Hanz an audience, i would imagine that he just simply ask:
So, you were dancing on vraks?
Wow! This is like grade school education slides or video. Really fun to watch. Very clever with the Clipart!
When i did the audition, i actually used „Ukulele“ from all thise DIY videos to underline how it felt to me reading the lines
Krieg vs Orcs has to be the happiest bloodbath this millennium
Dude, you're an genius. I love every second of this.
Hanz is precious. No one better harm Hanz.
Food for thought. An idea even.
A Krieg soldier sitting in the trench. Dark and rainy. The sound of all out war surrounded him. But to this Warrior of Krieg. It's music. Beautiful, glorious music. He sets his head in rhythm with the shelling and bursts of Las rifle fire. Slowly he stands. And takes up the roll of an orchestra conductor. It is his master piece. "The killing of Vraks."
Just an idea for you to think about.
Honestly, idk how I end up on Warhammer 40 side of yt but after spending about 2 hours, I am now learning about the lores and what it actually is. Lastly, I love Hanz, I hope he continue fighting for the Emperor forever!
For being part of one of the most hectic war in WH40K, Hanz sure is cheerful
The backstory we didn't know we needed
Arch: Vraks was an absolute Hellhole.
Janovich: Vraks ist sugoi!~
The idea of an entire army that both enjoys war and suffering to the point where the idea of anything decent isn’t even comprehensible is kinda wholesome, how there’s a group that truly enjoys their lives in a universe of unending bleak agony.
HANZ is precious Boi, we must protect him at any cost
Hanz needs to do reviews of parts of the wars and battles. like reviewing a hotel vacation
Danke for your service, Hanz.
I’m so glad I found this video, now i’m stuck obsessing over Warhammer40K lore, when I know enough about the lore I might even cosplay a Death Korps soldier, I swear I will go all out in making the props.
Hanz is like the tf2 pyro but he actually sees what we see.
Holy shit my sides. Great writing, voice acting and animation!
Remarkably wholesome. Love how upbeat he sounded when talking about those "heretical shits".
Really like this guy's Positive Attitude.
Will we ever see the two truest rivals the iron warriors and death korps come to blows?
It was on vraks
Hanz is a true giga chad. May the Emperor smile on him for the rest of his days
I loved this story. Truly amazing.
Loved this! So funny! And linking it to the dancing Kriegsman, Glorious!
I can just imagine all Kriegsmen acting like this
I am so glad this vid was made. 😄
Thank you for this
This was very creative. I love the lore thanks!
Still a better love story than twilight!
Hanz is a true hero of the Emperium that we need in this grim darkness of a future
Such a well spoken lad, and quite the cheery disposition too.
I love it keep up the good work bro I really appreciate the time you put into these
The fact that people celebrate the day the emperor: watched his son die, killed the other son who killed him, almost died, had to watch his best friend on the whole human Race turn to dust in front of him giving his life to save him, and placed on a Golden deathbed forced to endure the feeling of slowly dying as his body slowly decayed being stoped only by the death of thousands of innocents including children, for the next 10000 years while being almost aware of every atrocity happening in his name, while being called a god, the day ALL of that happens, is when everybody celebrates.
*Skeletal shriek*
Also, because of all this going down and the power of belief in 40k he basically is a god at this point, whether he likes it or not.
Sounds like you’re being a heretic, and we all know what happens to them
What a chipper attitude that a death korps guardsman rarely possess
This is a truly beautiful story
This is one of the most beautiful and perfect videos of all time. 🤘😌🤘