Imagine Letting Another Man Cuck You This Badly... (pathetic)
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- čas přidán 21. 03. 2024
- It could literally never be me.
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Being treated like little bro in your own home is wild 💀
Never could be me someone is dying fast.
I’d rather get kicked in the balls daily for a year than have some dude treat me like lil bro in my own home
Whats more wild on top of that is posting it online and ending up in an Optimus video
Willingly putting it on the internet is even worse.
I think I might actually be able to top it. I have to introduce the characters a lil first. Okay, so there's this chick who is a straight up drug 304. She serves up the axe wound, moral support, the balloon knor, and whatever else to losers in exchange for a constant supply of whatever she's using at the time (not picky, anything will do). She has even ended up pregnant and had kids from this.
Then there's her "boyfriend". People have insisted that I must be exaggerating when I said he looks like Gollum from "Lord of the Rings". I don't like him so I'm just talking trash, right? So then I pull up one of his mugshots and show it to them. No, I wasn't exaggerating. He also takes pride in being useless. Give him a job and, it doesn't matter how simple and easy it is, he *will* find a way to fail completely at it. She's not with him for his looks, money, or personality so that kinda narrows it down, right? The only thing he's ever able to accomplish on a consistent basis was providing the chick with what she wanted so he could check the oil.
These two knuckleheads are living at the chick's parent's home because of how bad a failure they are. At least once, he decided to join her in the shower and take a more scenic route by driving down the dirt road, okay? I only know that because he was so proud of it that he decided to brag to whoever about it and I happened to be around.
Already bad enough, right? It can't possibly get any worse for the dad, right? But wait, there's more!
That shower? And the bedroom she shared with the "boyfriend"? Well, they both share walls with the master bedroom where the dad and mother sleep.
Yes, seriously. I overheard this dad complain to his daughter to please keep it down because he could hear her getting pipe every which way in exchange for drugs.
I wish I was kidding.
Bro spent too much time with Sneako and Adam22
X window system pfp detected 😎😎😎😎
@@RoozerXC Finally, someone knows X11
Man actually got folded by Strickland hoping that would make people forget
You mean adam16
Lest we forget Jack Murphy.
I actually threw up because of how this man literally is allowing the bull to take his room. That is not his girlfriend anymore, at this point, he needs to leave and get serious mental help.
What he needs to get is a backbone. If he allows himself to be a doormat like this, people are gonna use him as a doormat for the rest of his life. You get what you tolerate.
Im praying he never reproduce
@@teamtx1578ye no joke I couldn’t believe this and his a adult too who knows maybe his whole life was being a doormat who knows
For a moment, I actually thought something like "it is kind of pretentious to get mad at someone because they described something disgusting in 'normal' tone - then I remembered there are people seriously advocating to make society less "heteronormative."
If you actually threw up because of this video then maybe you should go see a doctor…
Not even Batman himself could get this piece of information out of me💀
Granted this will never be me💀💀💀
Fr.
nah not even the lasso of truth could get this out of me 💀
Nah, not even the truth serum could get this out of me💀
be in several stages of disassociation if it was. i dont wanna be the guy that knows the guy that knows the guy that's in all that.
N O J O K E R T H A T S T H E K E E F ! ! !
Literally the “me when my wife’s boyfriend” meme
wish it was just a meme. Reality is often disappointing
@@thanosianthemadtitanicwe need you to come back. Please snap half the universe away again.
I'd genuinely rather run a marathon through a minefield, than live this dude's life for a day.
Facts 😂
Sign me up for the minefield marathon 😂.
I'm good on the minefield. I'll take walking on Legos though.
The minefield situation is less unnecessary and more honorable
I would rather listen to Taylor Swift forever than live this man's life.
Being a simp for a community toilet will forever be crazy to me 😂😂
Gotta be bait right?!…right?!!!!
I hope so. That's too wild to be true.
It's reddit. 99% of these stories are bait lol
I’m gonna assume so just for my own sanity’s sake lol
Remember everything on the internet is false unless the truth is right in your face
I never thought that this was a fetish for dudes as much as them believing that this is the only way to try to save a dead relationship and they are afraid of being alone and losing her.
90% of the time an open relationship is just an emotionally abusive relationship with a pretty bow on it to hide the bruises.
He's already lost her
@@gatsu8634That's why dudes need to grow a backbone. It sucks being alone but you can get used to it.
This type of person is not emotionally mature if this was the case, it kind of sucks because the desperation they feel is probably not severe but definitely chronic.
@@tommygertcher2747it says in “No more Mr nice guy” that it is good for men to spend times in isolation every once in a while
Optimus playing Fallout New Vegas was not in my 2024 bingo list
Fallout 3 would have been a better option imo
@@thedoomtestament4547 🪤
@@thedoomtestament4547burn in the sunlight
Wrong @@thedoomtestament4547
“There are wolves and sheep kid, wolves and sheep, figure out which one you wanna be.”
-Better call saul
Id rather be a hunter rather than both. Wolves can be just as gullible as the sheepherds.
I’m a fox (🦊), so I guess I’m ok
I’m a fox (🦊), so I guess I’m ok
I’m a fox (🦊), so I guess I’m ok
I’m the brain eating amoeba inside the wolf, betcha Saul never thought of that
Finally some Optimus down bad patrol. I've been waiting for this
It's been a hot minute since we've had one this funny
Yay I remember the first one back in 2020
Ye this generation ruined that 90s real style love 💀
My generation didn't do anything besides give up on dating and the video above is exactly why.
@@cendresaphoenix1974why would you stop dating cuz a dudes a cuck ruining his own relationship
Nah your generation is fumbling right now @@cendresaphoenix1974
What do you even mean by this generation, gen z is the past generation
@@cendresaphoenix1974why would you give up on dating? Who tf giving up dating almost everyone at my job got a significant other 😭
At that point the couple should say hi to the Glock
Just leave. That man’s gonna have huge problems later on. It’s not worth it
Pun intended? 👀
It’s a little too late for him
He's already 32 and still showing off his video game and Gundam collections to older men like he's some kid/redditor...he's lucky just to not be alone.
You don't understand he gets his rocks off this
@@Don-ds3dy exactly. There’s a reason this guy went through with this whole cuck situation.
Normally I'd say this has to be fake, but this is reddit we're talking about; the one place where this could 100% happen
But Reddit at the same time is the place where BS stories EXACTLY like this like to grow, so it's sort of a internet coin flip, of course both sides being a losing one lol
Bull used Domain Expansion 😂
the stronger DE prevails.
Fallout New Vegas is based
Indeed.
Yes man best story choice
Best fallout gane
I never played this game but I will gladly join you all in discussing about Fallout NV. Nothing else at the moment to talk about
I love playing with the randomizer mod
And this is exactly why no matter how pathetic I feel I will never be completely depressed because my god it can get so much worse.
least obvious rage-bait:
This has to be a ragebait post
I really hope so, cause if it isn't then Ohh god am i worried about the world
Wait this angers y'all, my sides were splitting the entire time. Oh well I guess that's just me.
@@Codemeister1105I think Some folks like myself are upset on the dudes behalf.
@@Ublivion01 I can understand that, but tis also very funny.
100%, 5 day old account
Nah, bro, I'm tired of being told we shouldn't "kink shame". You should be ashamed of willingly letting someone have your significant other. It should be shunned like the Amish .
“Why do I hear Marvin’s room?”
call me crazy but at least tour calling
I could never get lil bro’d like this💀
Had to watch instantly after reading that title 😂
Same. 🤣
dawg same 💀💀💀
Adam22 type beat right there.
*skull emoji*
I also need to know if this story is true because if it is, this so-called guy needs to return his balls to his father and live as a floor mat. The minute a girl tells me she wants to see other people or hints at the idea of an open relationship, she will be put out of my place and returned to her parents. To even stay with the cheating girlfriend is already a sign of a loser.
Dude you can always tell by the way redditors speak. It’s fake.
Dear Lord, please let these guys get a new girl before the worst happens.
Hockey mask time is coming
@@broderickblacktfm watcher?
@@TheGovernmentputcrackinmyblunt I tuned in to him when he showed up on the @UCW show with @UndeadChronicXIV he has a number of great points
They are already lost
They'll just let this happen with their new girl
Women wonder why men just really aren't interested in them anymore.
AI waifus are better anyways. And I say that as a Vtuber.
@@MetaLord395 Exactly!
It goes both ways. Men don’t want to get accused of grape and women don’t want men like Adam22
@@MetaLord395I can smell the stench through the screen
@@singinpraises23 I'd rather have a waifu than a cheating gf. Ain't no way I'm being a cuck.
There just ain’t no way this can be real. Who would out themselves like this.
Has to be fake, nobody can be this weak.
Like, idk. This type of thing makes no sense to me.
It is people like this unfortunately.
I mean, financial domination is a thing
Even if it’s fake people like this exist
I wish it was fake but we live in a dumb era where people let their delusional fantasy get in the way
“Communal property” had me dead. 😂😂😂
Giving a whole new meaning to “Mr. Steal Yo’ Girl”
I’m sorry…
not forgiven
Accurate
Boy is Optimus going “RAW”with this one. 💀
The woman aside. I can’t have you disrespect me in my own home. We gotta rumble.
This is why the aliens don’t wanna talk to us
Bro doesn’t know the next step is him getting kicked out
1st off, she aint your gf buddy.
She’s our gf 😂.
This guy needs to learn to set boundaries,if he doesn't wanna be friends with his bull then he's just gonna have to go up and tell him
"im not your friend,that's not how this works,you come and f%&k my girl and then you leave" and it might be difficult but it's important to respect yourself
Wait wait wait, that's what you took from this story? You think the guy who lets his girl get plowed by another dude needs to set boundaries? Please tell me this is a joke...
This implies C. Life is still allowed
Or just don't let your girlfriend f*ck other guys
Dane Cook had the best comeback for "buddy" or "pal" or heavens... "chief"
What was it
@@envi2273 look up the story about the chicken sangwich
Strong mentally? I fail to see a scenario where watching/hearing/knowing my girl getting ran thru and keeping the patience of Buddha would come in handy. Any scenario like that is worthy of the wrath of Kratos himself, unless she just thottin then it's ✌🏾 no problem.
[Jams stick into bike wheel then cry’s about it]
mans getting the adam22 treatment 😭😭😭
Fallout: New Vegas gameplay, is and always will be an amazing game.
It's even better with mods.
The best rpg of all time! Allthough my favourite game in the series is Fallout 2, man New Vegas was ahead of its time.
@@Badookum New Vegas is the perfect 3D Fallout game. I have no idea why Bethesda wouldn't follow their quest design and story telling example. I've given up on Bethesda. Haven't played one of their games since Fallout 4. Tried buying starfield but it damaged my PC and I need to get it repaired. It made my entire PC freeze and quickly overheat to scary levels. I had to unplug it from the wall. Refunded that game through steam. Bethesda can't even make a game right at this point.
The meat riding is crazy
@@marcfilms999lmao.
When you ride the town bicycle don't be surprised when you hear someone else honking its horn.
Guys like these need one of those Optimus fund raisers more than anyone.
It surely cant get any worse than Sneako... right??
This is worse .At least Sneako tried and failed to justify it. This just straight up accepts it
He needs to grow a spine fr
Nvm its gotta be bait
He should drop the Woman, any woman who does this too you is not worth being with. Also he needs to be a man and either get rid of the other man or accept she is a cheat and find a better woman. She ain't his GF, He is her meal ticket while the 'chad' gets the desert.
It’s Joever my guys, could never get caught lacking like this 😪
Sad what people will put up with just to not be alone.
Everyone who's been in relationships could tell you that everyone gets cheated on or left for someone else at some point. It is common and more often than not, it isn't your fault. However, letting someone cheat on you? That's completely your fault and you deserve it.
it makes things even worse when u get to the part where the "bull" also had a wife.
“Anybody else dealing with this”. Umm, no. Nobody else is dealing with this my guy.
I guess that's one way to not feel bad about being lonely. It could always be worse.
Humans are so weird bruh
It’s not weird it’s vile if not abomination like. I cannot accept if this is real that we are apart of the same species as people like this.
These are the portion of humanity that has Neanderthal dna lol
If i ever think that my life sucks, i just remember that there are people this pathetic and i feel instantly better
couldnt imagine some guy calling me "little man" in my own house
Tbh for bro in this situation he has a couple of options self immolation, crashing out or just leaving one day [couldn’t be me]
New Chris Hansen show "Polycule Busters"
We are lost....all the negatives with none of the positives what a loser.
"Big Rudy" 💀💀💀💀
Is it just me, or doesn't Optimus sound a lot like Birdman. I've never seen both in the same room before.
This story is hilarious!
IKR!!!!!
The bull is the gf's actual bf. Bro's just their pet.
This is like surviving mk ultra and being like “CaN AnyONe ELsE relaTE”
Dude went way too far than Adam22
4:29 whenever I see vids like these by Optimus immediately sends me back to the Pokimane exposed video talking about it could never be me😂
That guy really has it very bad, he got the George Mcfly treatment before Marty went back in time in OG 1985.
If a dude comes into your space as another dude and just takes up most the space in your house or residence and is also borrowing your GF, you have to fight him out of that spot, or just leave if the girl doesn’t want you there anymore.
As a man though, never ever put yourself in a position like that, no woman is that worth it, not even if she looks like Scarlet Johansson or Maria De Almas.
Your own mental health is what should matter and you should actually be with a woman that wants to be with one man only and that is you.
This guy is scraping the bucket hard
Guys like this are perfect cautionary tales of what NOT to become in life…
Me personally at this point I'd end my life 😂😂😂😂
Ngl Optimus somehow managed to help me summon a rage I haven't felt in a long time after watching this video. This guy is just utterly pathetic and it pisses me off hearing stories like these. Truly fatherless behavior.
Didn't expect Optimus to pick New Vegas as the game background
you got the jokes for this one coookinngg 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Willingly", yeah right.
I never like bringing this up but this honest seems like Trevor Phillips taking over Floyd Hebert's house.
Sometimes you wish Caesar's Legion rolled into town.
I could not stop laughing watching this video 😂😂😂
Jack Murphy always returns
Nah I catch bro dawggin my girl they asked for a death sentence
Its one thing getting cheated on. Its another if you know its happening and dont break up afterwards.
Obviously fake but it’s really funny.
Little buddy told a funny story. Good job buddy !!!
Ladies and gentlemen, your average redditor.
6:40 bro actually had me dying here wth was that voice 💀
That’s not his girlfriend anymore, that’s *our* girlfriend.
This guy is pathetic but how can she comfortably be this evil?
I'm just saying a real man would either dip that relationship or end up in jail for more than 25 years 🤷♂️. Pray this man finds help.
But he’s not a real man, since the story is not real lol
One man’s dream is another man’s nightmare
I see you have entered my town(GoodSprings).
The proper term is "the village bicycle"
This guy is paying tribute to Adam 22 😂
This is so sad. We need to bring back tradition.
i wish i was illiterate
The Sneako/Adam22 effect is going far
Sneako ending
Damn......I could never imagine myself being down that bad it's going even crazier when he takes a toater with him in a bathtub at that point he gets the last laugh
I don’t feel bad for him at all 🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️a willing punk has no reason to be complaining either step up to him or leave
how people have no self respect these days is mind boggling I actually feel bad for bro
I don't. Dude only has himself to blame for the situation he's in. He needs to grow a pair and stop being a pushover who lets other guys mess around with his girl.
They practically adopted bro 😂
Omg 😭