Pokimane Simps Are Actually Insane
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"This has to be classified as a mental illness"
Doctor: Im sorry sir but i diagnose you with Simp
simp: noooooooooooooooooo
lol
Luckily there is a cure.... its cyanide.
*simp detector by Yung Nugget intensifies*
*baby voice
This celebrity worship culture is sad and disgusting.
Yepper
BIG FACTS stans are a plague
yes finaly people with brains
It feeds off of peoples insecurities. A sad culture and cauldron of neurosis.
Yup
most of them could have lost their virginity with that kind of money
Literally
FBI speaking facts
Yes like just bloody go to Roxane and she gotcha
Oof you didnt have to hit them with that
Its called dumb standards which they could find elsewhere but they are too dumb.
Someone: Donation for the poor please?
Society: No
E-girl: *Begins a stream*
Society: *Literally donates 2 billion dollars to the e-girl*
This is true
You know mens they will do anything for girls
I love democracy
@@user-pl2vb6rn7v simps you mean
@@kingdribs9286 yeah
I refuse to believe he was serious about going homeless, my brain doesn’t allow that much stupidity to be considered real
If it was real he'd probably sleep by pokemanes house
I always play a game with myself by assuming the worst and most self-indulgent behavior within human beings. And I am never left dissapointed nor let down by my intuition.
5
It isnt, there you go
Noah Higby aka. Neckman yea it’s obvious satire
Simping can be exposed in one sentence.
She already has a boyfriend, and you pay for their trip to japan.
lol
Cumfish Unless you send them to East Asia to catch corona. 5000IQ play
Dean Green she lives in America right? Its already a virus fest there so no need
Cumfish I never knew thta
Cumfish Simps will go to any extent for even the slightest chance of poom poom
If you gonna spend your money on a person spend it on your mom because she is the most beautiful
Wait, how do you know
People without moms:
Lol simpin for my mother
pretty sure they got no braincells left to do that for mom
@@bruhbruh9477 o.m.g. the dark humor
She was streaming and I typed “simps” and then it said “your message has been blocked from chat settings” 💀
Me too lollll
Not all hero’s wear capes.
You hurt her obvious plan of getting money from desperate people
That's income security man. Can't blame a women for trying keep the money rolling in.
Why don't you try something like:
"S1mps" or "S1mp5", you know, change some letters to numbers
I thought that post was fake. I didn’t want to believe someone would do that to themselves.
I mean there was the 20k donation that one time...
Honestly people with low IQ which is sad.
Watch someone donate a million to a e girl
@@Penguin-iy4hz cool
Sad times out here
We need an army of dark knights to counter all white knights if this is real.
Way a head of you
No way pokimane simp army is far too huge
I volunteer myself as black knight
Sign me up chief
Count me in
Imagine donating 1000$ go a girl just to find out she’s a boy
@Pasta how tf is that transphobic
@@catropy hes like the blue haired girl
Speaking from experience?
Wait she's transgender
It makes it even better
Homeless man
Kid: how did u get homeless?
Homeless man: i selled my mansion my rent even my company for money and give it all to pokimane
Kid: Then you deserve being poor!
But imagine if kid is a simp too
@Melvin 'BigSmoke' Harris lol
It's like they truly believe they have a shot at her by donating. It's so out of touch with reality
Yeah I am actually bothered by it.
What goes through their heads?
@@L4ck0Ski11 well idk if you heard the corona we have that do to ret-ARDS
@@L4ck0Ski11 or aliens come to earth to start a war
@@RealMailou they think being nice to a woman will make her fall in love with them. they're evolved "nice guys" lol.
And they say games keep you out of touch
imagine harming yourself and depriving yourself of your own necessities just to donate to someone you haven't even been in the presence of just cause you think you have the chance of getting in their pants because you gave them $1K
Sad
xTim donated $3700: hello there my queen. You look fabulous today.
The fact they're all OK w/ capitalizing off these people who actually do need professional help makes it worse. It's like stealing from the mentally impaired. Not OK.
@@AdventurerOfOblivion I mean it's not really in their control, but they shouldn't condone doing it.
Can't relate.
Simps of 1970: They're paying to strippers, literally simping, flirting and then sleeping with them.
Simps of 2020: Stalking streamers on the internet 7/24, hoping that they'd get noticed.
When people back in the days even got sth for their money.
@@peggyliz9381 Nothing wrong with hookers. They make serious money too, like easily 1000 dollars a day.
I like sleepimg with strippers lol
if your child ends up in a m24 video put them down
do you realise how much it triggers me that you typed 7/24 rather than 24/7
they have a higher chance to get struck my lightning 69 times, get 21 divorces and 500 babies than dating with pokimane
You are an absolute unit if you survive 69 lightning strikes and live on to get into 21 relationships and make 500 babies
Nice
Uhm, child support? Hed probally be able to pay for it though, if he didn’t donate 1m to pokimaine
Even weirder when you stop to think about what it'd be like to actually date a Twitch that. You'd invest all this time and your emotions in... a parasite, someone who manipulates thousands into giving her money she didn't earn. Not exactly waifu material.
There is more chance od getting dream luck than dating pokimane
Half of these dudes don’t even realize she’s not single....
They think that they are worth cheating, I think.
@@deraffeaufyoutube threesome
@@lordmurloc6295 nah nah nah nah multiply that by 10
@@eeelaina5588 nah u mean to the power of ten
Who tho
I feel like these people are the main reason that shes single
It'll be a "Ok Boomer Girl" situation where her simps will go nuclear if they find out she has a boyfriend, it will effect her income
Hahahahhahahaha
Jay Sin then she will be getting paid by simps, but not for streaming....
@@jaysin8969 That's believable
@@jaysin8969 i bet that the dumbest of them all will continue donating money in the hopes that she breaks up with her boyfriend for them
Imagine seeing a 35 yr old man donating to pokimane
Mohammed games just take that one 35 yr old man, and make 1M of them, thats pokimane's audiance for you
@@turbostrawberry he'd be broke lol
I feel so bad for him, like genuinely all jokes aside, spending your weekly pay check at your job, and using it on a girl online trying to have her “attention” because you are “in a relationship” with poki, and not spending the money on actual required resources (ex. Rent, bills, phone bill, food, etc.) Very Sad😂
@@TommyReckx oh y are you speaking facts daddy 😩
@@TommyReckx Man, i was laughing at the jokes... you just made me feel sympathy for those poor simps
“Why did you shoot him, son?!”
“He was a pokemaine fan...”
“Shoot him again!”
People can be fans of pokimaine
Simping is a bit far though
@@Apricity.mp4 ur name is cheems but u have a doge profile pic
Pokimane simp* but yeah
Guys you got the name wrong...it’s not Pokimane, it’s “POKILAME”
AIM FOR THE HEAD
Dude why don’t they drop all that money to their parents. They would be so happy and proud.
They wont give a homeless guy 1$but they will give girls on the internet 1000$
You can’t understand a simp unless your a simp
- BILBO BAGGINS
They probably hate their parents and spite them by doing this? A double negative there, that's for sure.
Nick Kunwar because they don’t rap to them
@@johndale8768 I be wrapping my grandma before putting her into the tomb though.
I'm about to disguise as a female and start up my own twitch stream just so I can get these simps to donate me their whole bank account 💀💀
“Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?”
That is now my idea
I support this. XD see how many simps we can expose.
hit up f1nnster, he’s a god at it
i'll simp for ya
"There's like a 1 in 5 billion chance you'll hook up with her!"
"So you're saying there's a chance?"
And 100% that her BF beats you up 🤣🤣🤣
0 chance
Dw Lloyd Christmas is already simping for Mary Samsonite.
We already know who those dislikes were
Yep
youR MOM
*E G G*
*Tier 3 sub would like to send you a message*
*Da simps*
Big John is cool
People be like charity? Smh poki squad
Poki should host charity streams
There is, some guy in my countries donate all the money for covid relief, he is hero
Dimitri The Slav *everyone liked that.
Simping created religion and all the pagan idols. Science only removed the bandage.
Why not simp for charity places? That’s a good simp
Preach
pls notice me.. charity-senpai.. ovo..
@@gyuuipa5166 😳
That's an even bigger simp
Speech 💅
why is nobody talking about he literally has 20+ grenades and he did'nt use them ?
For later
k a m i k a z t i m e
@@Glombor kamikazi time lol
Maybe he was saving them up for later
What is the name of the game tho it looks cool!
Dad: are ya winning son?
Son: *yes dad... I donated 8 Million to pokimane
Dad: *S TO THE I TO THE M TO THE P*
The dad: son you are nothing to me I won't feed you cook yourself
My that wouldn't say anything. Or i wouldn't be alive to hear it
I won't be surprised if Yandere Dev is simping for Pokimane
*SEND THEM TO THE RANCH*
Dad: thank goodness I bought the machete
“My wife’s been bugging me about this holiday.” She’s not gonna be your wife for much longer.
Dr. Johnny sins is on the job
@@fastjab9831 ;)
Imagine marrying one of these soychuggers.
Normally I don't condone infidelity, but a woman married to a megasimp giving away thousands to Pokimane better be getting some nasty on the side for sake of her sanity.
@@aelix56 you know shes gotta be fatter and uglier than him
When gaming is a “disorder” and simping isn’t
gaming isn’t a disorder, addiction is. You can be addicted to anything, like giving females money online, it can still be a disorder if the person is chasing the ‘high’ that the act gives far too often
Pitman856 at what point do you think gaming is an addiction in terms of hours per day?
@@StuckInSilverCS at what point do you consider drinking an addiction in terms of drinks per day? Its a weak point. An addiction is anything that's done in excess, what that excess is depends on the person, they effect something has on their lives, and whether or not they're willing to admit its existence.
yeah
@@Pitman856 search gaming disorder on google my dude. It's a legit disorder.
Maybe the french revolution would've been different if the queen was an e girl.
Or if the e girl queen was the chancellor of Germany of 1933
marie antoinette wasnt e-girl enough i suppose
6:30
Optimus: "This has to be a meme."
Narrator: .....it was not a meme
Was that a Kaguya reference?
@@kermitwithamustache3885 no.
She missed my 50k donation that was also my brothers cancer treatment. 😔
Mith now me and the boys are gonna have to do the coffin dance 😔
F
Mith dude that obviously 🙄 wasn’t enough you should have give her your liver.
@@Shirokuruse yeah all these 'fans' still haven't emailed all of their vital organs to her
W
Optimus: Talking about Pokimane simps Me: Crying because I know Soaps Gonna Die
Drop the soaps...
Oh hey! We have the same pfp.
Rip Soap
The high lords of Terra have allocated a single laughter in your case
Same :(
I just imagine some 30 yr old man, no shirt, laying down in the bed, fricking giving his whole danm credit card to pokimane..
With toilet paper next to him
And beating his me-
"The SIMP life is not worth living"
- probably Socrates
HAHA AS A GREEK THIS IS 10 TIMES FUNNIER
@@yellowsim3095 Παν αντι- simp άριστον
Some people take simp too far. Talking to a girl isn't being a simp. Giving a girl $500 is being a simp
No kidding
Mr Beast: 0_0
giving 500 with the intention of supporting their career because you find them entertaining isnt an act of simpery, donating it just to try grab her attention is. Although it is impossible to differentiate between the two
Arif Faisal giving $500 to a well established female streamer isn’t really to support, just simping
@@bruhwhatswrongwitchu2458 almost impossible*
It's only possible if you know em personally
When you see optimus sliding into poki’s “good boys” dms 👀
@@collagencleo6963 😂
Aliens: see this is why we dont visit earth anymore.
Simps
My name is Simp, so what if I bought Pokimane a blimp?
Maybe I have money, maybe I don’t but spending NO money, uh uh I WONT,
I might need a house or I have more than one, I just gotta make sure me and these girls have a son.
Is getting noticed really that hard? Eh I don’t care, as long as my money gets jarred. She can buy those Gucci bags, while I sit and watch. As much money as she wants I don’t care, as long as Pokimane is square.
Oh my god, today’s the day, she finally noticed me, YAY!
But oh no! I have no money. Whatever, long as Pokis life is sunny.
👏👏👏👏👏👏
@@cpt.martinwalker6268, thank you very much.
Poems a bit iffy but it gets the job done, good job.
Edit: *correction "rap".
Nontheless, good job.
@@backyardshenanagins1720 It was a rap
@@backyardshenanagins1720, awe ty
Donating money to Pokimane is like giving $100,000 to Bill Gates
no...
@@sebasss6157 yes
Not exactly. Bill Gates actually put in work to build/maintain his fortune, and gives back to the world with charity work through his foundation. On the other hand, Pokimane just collects money from desperate, gullible men on the internet by being pretty in front of a camera. I think there's a definite difference there.
At least Bill Gates does something with his money...
@@CGNeko I think you missed the point here. What HS_Phlux meant was probably that both Pokimane and Bill Gates have quite a lot of money (Sure Bill Gates has more) so donating 100k to Bill Gates wouldn't add much to his treasury, same as with Pokimane.
Day 4 of asking Optimus to end a video by saying “let’s roll out.”
Hope you succeed
Yes channel your inner payne96 and keep at it
Nah I want him to end it by saying "Till all are one"
C Jeezy yes! We have to do that
Autobots...
Roll out
The most I have 'simp' is a total of 40 bucks on a streamer who streams 10 hours a day 360+ days a year. I watched him stream the game i play for more than 2 years and donated 40 bucks for the joy and funny moments he brought. It is to show appreciation and acknowledgement of his hard work and effort.
On the otherhand some people throw money on Poki just to get attention or date requests are something I would never comprehend; welp unless they are billionaire's children who got 6 figures monthly allowances. That I can understand.
Everyone: IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HER
Simps: IT HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH HER
Being a female streamer is like being 50% discount of life
Only if showing skin.
Mate it’s 100% discount
females on twitch really do be playing life on recruit difficulty
They don't even have to be good at the game
Sad
@@aliheikal2805 Tbf, Pokimane used to be diamond back when she still played lol
"I have never been inside a Starbucks once in my life"
I haven't heard anyone I've respected more.
@t_205g nah bro you're in the dark days right now welcome to the club
Idk i can make my trusty 5% water and 95% milk coffee
for real
Neither have i but im only 18 i guess
I've never been to starbucks either because I hate cofee
I can almost hear Pokimane’s mind saying “poor bunch of idiots”
Yeah to people embarrassing themselves who are either clout chasing or lack any self awareness. Oh and the creepy stans that feel entitled to anything.
S: Seduction of corruption
I: Impressing women
M: Money , Money and more money
P: paying the PRINCESS
Day by Dave want to know your location
Optimus is such a hottie, I’m gonna rob a bank and give him a one million dollar donation 😍
just your typical hamster optimus has no monetary value, he is priceless. No material donation will ever mean anything to him
Up ur bread fam
Aight imma donate my life to optimus see yall in heaven
@@samblamjam only you're life? *PATHETIC*
Venøm45 bruh I’m donating all of communism to optimus
If only us boys had people who'd donate like that. These e-girls got it too easy
e girl be living on recruit difficulty while man's living on veteran
@@jackmalone1279 How tf?
Derpy Gamerダルピーゲーマー straight up facts.
lil jimmy everybody lazy there's a pandemic
And yet some hateful feminists will still say that women have it harder than men...absolute narcissists.
When I first read the title:
Wait people are simping pokemons?
as a broke and mentally disabled person living in an abusive household, this pisses me off to no end. People like me out there sre trying their hardest to get jobs or do their best at their jobs and get little to nothing but spoiled brats like Pokimane get 500$ a second just for existing.
true. What a sad world we are living in right now... :(
6 months behind rent,
got nowhere to stay.
She put me in poverty,
Pokimane top donor btw.
To the streets PLEASE 👋
I feel bad for e girls they keep getting messages of simps asking to marry them except pokiamane i hate her
@@lieyunus8123 lol I mean...I don't hate Pokimane but...some of her content, bruh it's trash and annoying af
Do you live in a dumpster and use Wendy’s WiFi to comment here?
Oscar Zuniga I smell simp
"Only losers be simps, all my homies vetted for simpery." -Michael Jordan, April 20th, 1969.
Preach this
друг agreed!
goat
Dude that's funny 69 420, bro that's mad funny
@@ythiou4474 got the whole squad laffing real funny
ok ok ok, this is something I dont get pokimane isnt that attractive (no offense pokimane) but heres and idea, GO OUTSIDE AND ACTUALLY MEET SOMEONE THAT WILL NOTICE YOU
This is probably just Optimus trying to cover his tracks. He's secretly her top donor
The saddest part is that they’d probably never get her and they’d still think there in
Not probably, they will never get with her
Treat someone like a God and they will treat you like a follower
*My IQ has dropped from seeing these Simps lol*
basically how religion works
Even sadder therrs guys banging her for free
No, the saddest part is when soap dies.
These are the types of people to intrude someone’s personal space, and then call it a joke.
Hi goku
*Asks for explicit pictures from a 13 year old.*. HAHAHA- It was just a joke!
Hi goku
Backstabing a friend and never said sorry and telling his fan:" guy he like making fun of mental people"
Hahahaha funny joke man haha..hahaha...
Your really?
The Darkness Rises 12 years, I know what you’re getting at
I truly thought that people were joking when they say people donate thousands.
I like how there is a casual mw3 gameplay in the background
These females still living on recruit difficulty
Mate they're being treated to well
@@henryemmerich4424 *madness..*
@@henryemmerich4424 yeah bro thats crazy they have everything in the world there still oppressed what are you talking about?
They be out on theater mode
I dont think anyone here watches Birdman, Patrick.
They're willingly being taxed by Pokimane at this point
Have poki be hired by the tax guys no one will tax evade XD
No taxation without representation!
What happen to no taxation with out representation
Pyrothief america: interesting
It’s not a disease Optimus it’s obsession.
Thank you for making me feel better about my personal purchases
"bro, I hope she will become my girlfriend when I donate all my money to her and maybe we can both chill inside my dumpster behind a wendy's and cuddle."
You had me in the first half not gonna lie
I wanna puke so bad hearing that
Hahahaahhaahahahahahahhahaahahahhahahahqhahhaahahahhahahahahqhhahhqhahahahqhqhqhqhqhqhqhhqhqh
Dies from laughter
Now imagine this comment without quotation marks 😂
Miguel Ramirez lol
People who disliked saw “pokimane simps” clicked on the video, disliked, and left.
Lol
Well the jokes on them, CZcams considers both likes and dislikes as engagement, further serving that this video will only be more likely to be seen because of it... So really they're doing Optimus a favor.
@@AdventurerOfOblivion uno reverse card
Facts
Woah! Almost 400 likes, thanks! I definitely didn’t expect this comment to get this big, never had this many likes.
I SIMP FOR NO WOMAN!
Except my mother.
Does simping for food count-
Like is it still bad-
Sweet home Alabama.
this guy is a legend for his content
“I donated her all of my grandmas life savings why isn’t she giving me attention?”
@t_205g I'm sure they already do
@Keegan Key And his bro arby
Grandma poor
The master chief himself is shook
@Keegan Key what about the arbiter 😂😂
Imagine donating all of your money to Pokimane and she doesn't even see your donation
Those poor African kids could have had the money instead
Imagine donating to a millionaire LULW
Your profile picture would be the reaction
@@blast2686 facts
Man thank you for talking about this issue
Lol you talked about donating as the join channel thing came up. Good timing
I like how these grown adults are much more childish than the children themselves.
They didn't have proper parents raising them, it seems.
This is just....so sad.
Seriously dude why I think it’s more to do with them being virgins
**Inserts an I like monster trucks and fire trucks joke**
This ties in to the bad parenting video
This is why I think male streamers have real fans not just people trying to smash
What about the simp girls?
Raccet Kun They are few and far between
Nah there are tons of simp girls. They just tend to be harder to spot, but they exist and are plenty of them.
How did you think Justin Beiber got success? Or any of those Kpop groups.
@@rafaelrubio4443 yeah, simp girls are incredibly numerous, but the way they go about with their "simping" is much different to the way boys do it
General Grievous not to mention they aren’t roasted like guys are, needines and messed up priorities are accepted behavior of women in our culture while the opposite is expected of men.
Made a Pokimane simp skit on my channel. Acting that way made my skin crawl
congrats on almost 1m subs :D
The contrast between the topic he's talking about and the clip he is showing is really nice....
snypa cowabunga gotta down the simps man
i would like this comment but it has 69 likes
@@juusdidit now 96
@@juusdidit Nice
Ikr
There’s nothing wrong with liking or being nice to a girl, but don’t put yourself down or give away everything you have in the hopes that some girl/guy on the internet will notice you.
Or someone in real life for that matter.
Senpai! Notice me!
Olinn2000 thats not what senpai means
@@Olinn2000 No
yo I just found ur channel. You just earned a sub. Keep on destroying these kids with facts :D
i love u for making this
That guy "only 500$ ,get your bread up" was sarcastic, at least seems so
Ye I agree
Exactly what I was thinking
I wish with all myself or otherwise we hit a new bottom
They r donating 500 to get some reaction from a girl, at this point this might be as well real. After all we r talking about simps here. Everything is possible.
Exactly what I thought
"if you want to simp, simp for Twomad."
- Sun Tzu
true twomad's been killing it with his content lol
Yeah, harassing teachers funny hee hoo
@Blazar Blue lets see you get prevented from doing your work by one of your coworkers calling some clown in, sure its funny, but it isn't a good thing
a wise man no wonder he worte the art of simping
Señor Jose this is a dire time, having a laugh is welcome in most cases. One day there is a clown in your class, the students are happy, and what do they lose? Ten minutes of learning? Losing 10 minutes of their day to have a laugh isn’t going to lose them a high school diploma or a future job.
That's how i imagine every simp look like
me: wants to watch some CZcams
Iinvisalign ad: hEy bRaNdOn wHaT yOu gOt oN?
How about instead of simping for others, we start simping for ourselves and just learn to be happy with ourselves and live life to the fullest.
Hmm, just like Stoic philosophy! Basically being content with just yourself. I like your thinking, man!
Thank you for commenting this
king_rocko_115 I simp therefore I am
TheoDr I appreciate the kind response, I’m glad someone agrees with me!
Jaiden Gabriel no problem bro! If you’re going through anything just know that you are strong and you will get through it no matter how hard it seems. You got this!
I love how Optimus gradually gets more and more depressed reading the simps messages
Yes. Well how insane the messages are.
Wouldn't blame him. I would have lost my mind watching these simps.
I subbed u
We all would have gone crazy
I love how genuine optimus ‘s reaction is
I think simping is like. They start liking a person cause they watch them behave for hours. But it’s one sided, that person doesn’t know you.
Then they get to meet briefly in person like “I love you ahhh” and the response is basically thanos “I don’t even know who you are!”
I'm not a simp, but if Optimus started doing live streams...
He does on twitch. His username is subtooptimus
@@wavy5654 welp... Time to sell my house
Fabian Mendoza time to pull out the ol 401k
ImNoahB 401k? Get your bread up I dropped 10,000,000 on his twitch. I would do it again but the Federal government is looking for me after robbing 15 banks in a single night just to donate to daddy Optimus.
@@wavy5654 time to send a liver
I'm pretty sure the "second simp" was just joking about $500 not being a large sum of money
Hard to tell a joke in twitter.
Sometime when i see Flat earthers Saying Earth is Flat i would think its a joke. Until they started to become crazy.
yh i thought he was joking around 2.
Simping is such a redit gold moment
@@bananagod5530 yes, but this kind of stuff is to take place for someone that can be like that to bait people. It happens every day with a lot of influencers, even with more serious topics. Sorry for my english
If he did I am not surprise judging in the pic
I think the guy that said: only 500? Pathetic... get your bread up” was joking
I mean that’s what it looks like to me
"I like my hair gee thank just bought it"
7 rings by Ariana Grande.
If anyone’s seen Birdman’s channel, we call these people Eugenes.
Yep
FreyR Kunn yeah.
birdman and optimus are the same person
Penguin again?
CODE E
He could've spent all that money on a gym membership 😂😂
Could have bought a bomb for when you go to the gym
@@Funnydoc he could have
@Ooga Booga or better yet. Could've funded a hobby he's passionate about.
@@a.t.2112 He could've bought a nice gaming pc
The first guy could have got the gym membership
the 936 people that dislike this video are pokimane's tier 3 sub
When optimus says "These people" he sounds like Amazing Atheist
I don’t think the guy who told the dude to donated $500 to get his bread up isn’t actually a simp, pretty sure he was just joking.....
Or at least I hope so
It is honestly really hard to tell whether he was being unironic or not with "get your bread up"
In auctions some people purposely try to raise the prise for someone.
Maybe he was doing that?
@@D.J.Octocool maybe an associate of Pokimane to make them pay higher 👀
We all do, we all do
Well.. how about this...
Pastafarianism exist ... and there's people who worship
If i ever catch my son simping, im putting him down faster then old yeller
yea dude thats the way to go, just came from simping *my pokimane*
Let me catch my son simping for an egirl who forgets him in 5 minutes.
Amone V *Simp Squad* (sent from Starbucks)
If I ever catch my god daughter on instagram, finna sell her to Ghislaine Maxwell.
@@felixwankel3989 whooo
"I get it, you fall..."
*Footage of what I'm assuming is a soldier falling*
"You like my hair? Gee, thanks, just bought it."
- 7 Rings