Le BISMARCK Has Arrived
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Alan Aztec - BassMarck (feat. R5on11c)
"In einem Polenstädtchen" - German Soldier Song - Zábava
History 99%. Meme 1%!
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Divided by -1
Yup bro, mostly learn history from meme
Or maybe History 99,99% meme 00,01%
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"Laws are like sausages, it's best to not see one being made"
-Otto von Bismarck
Laws r like babies, it is best u dont see them being made
People will think that's a made up quote...
No, I don't think so, that is his most popular quote. Also, people were calling him,, the iron chancellor.
Bismarck made Germany into the worst possible thing it could as he wanted it to copy Frankreich witch called Der Grosse Nation. Germany was only healed from his influence for good when Prussia finally disappeared as those eastern Germans always were the worst people Germany had to offer and even to this day eastern Germans are still lacking in many fields and not because of communism the shift between west and eastern Germany was always present.
@@The_Void_bro I'd bet quite some money that 75% of youtube viewers have never heard the name Bismarck
Thanks to Scorpo, I will never again look through a history book without imagining doges, gigachads and singing cats
Laws r like babies, it is best u dont see them being made
This is probably how Scorpo imagined history in classroom when he was daydreaming at school...
@@moneymemesell, I both like history (watching laws being made) and porn (watching babies being made), so Bismarck was wrong
Don’t forget about the random anime women appearing mysteriously
Forgot the anime girls
These videos have to be watched three times:
The first time you just watch it without pause and feel the chaos of the events and animation
The second time you keep pausing it every three seconds to read test and look at all the tiny details/easter eggs
The third time you watch it with renewed understanding and understand more of the humor and irony of the video
Laws r like babies, it is best u dont see them being made
absolutely the same dynamic to understanding the deepness of a skorpo video ;0)
In fact , skropo compress the historical data in one minute.
看了10遍也不懂
_skill issue, upgrade to Meth_
I could never put it into words but here it is
"I am making rapid progress in the art of using many words to say nothing at all."
-Otto Von Bismarck
@UrNemesis you can remove german and woke it would still be accurate
@UrNemesis sure, those usually don't go into politics tho
@@urnemesis*all politicians
This guy thinks he's smarter than Bismarck lmao
Yy 0:30
"You can't make Otto von Bismarck any more based."
Scorpo: "Hold my beer!"
Laws r like babies, it is best u dont see them being made
Helden mein Bier
“We live in a wondrous time, in which the strong is weak because of his scruples and the weak grows strong because of his audacity.”
― Otto von Bismarck
Napoleon: "You can't make Germany whole"
Bismarck: "Chancellor accepted"
“Politics are not a science based on logic; they are the capacity of always choosing at each instant, in constantly changing situations, the least harmful, the most useful.”
― Otto von Bismarck
That's what politics should be. Bismarck was far ahead of his time.
Finally, the most underrated german leader has appeared.
This dude made germany germany.
Underrated????
@@deauthorsadeptus6920 he made the most german spirit more german in germany
Weird, I don't see Frederick the Great anywhere in this video
Bismarck: If you do that, I'll quit
Wilhelm: ok
Bismarck: *Wait that's not how you're supposed to play the game*
The problems of today must be solved with Iron and Blood
-Bismarck
Bismarcks last word of advice to the Kaiser was to beware of conflict rising in the Balkans oh how he is laughing in his grave When that happened
As a Bismarck Captain I can Confirm this is 100% Accurate
Wrong Bismarck
Ok kid.
@@DavetheSoldier413 Calling people kid online is pretty weird.
*Bassmarck
I agree
Если бы историю преподавали в таком виде, я бы ни одного урока не пропускал бы!
Угу
Полностью согласен!
Самое забавное что особо английский то знать не надо)
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As a German i have to say this, this is better than any history class i have ever had on Bismarck
1:07 "In einem Polenstädtchen" Ingen is the best channel for these songs👍
Don´t forget about Dr. Ludwig, also a very good channel.
I like the fact that Bismarck 0:11 in the has not the white coat on. This scene is based on the famous painting of the crowning of the Kaiser. The painting was although nor real and it was painted after the painters memory and things were added that weren't really there. The white robe from Bismarck was also one of the added things that wasn't really there. Nice attention to detail.
The terror of the seas
*The Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine*
He was made to rule the seas and lead the Kriegsmarine!!
Too bad the navy wasn’t fully utilized
@@galatheumbreon6862 *Cough Cough* Doesn't realize this is the Sabaton Song Bismarck lyrics. *Cough Cough*
As a Chinese living in Australia, and eating French fries when watching this video, I can say it is 100% accurate
*red sun in the sky intensifies*
History 50% meme 50%
The ending is enough to make a grown man cry...
Amazing video.
Calmest day in Europe be like
Fair
My favourite history channel with oversimplified
This was amazing, as someone who actually studied the European events from 1700-2000s I can say that this actually does a good job of showing what actually occurred but in a silly and enteraining way!
I’m very happy that you put a bigger emphasis on the artillery and the danish overconfidence in 1864, rather than the needle gun, because in reality the needle gun did not play as big a role as the other 2 did.
1:24 now that felt personal-
Bismarck: Arrived
France: Not gud
As a French cat bombardier, I confirm that Bismarck have charism
Always a great day when Scorpo uploads!
Yes
Wow, I needed to pause every second to find a new background detail. That must've taken a long ass time. Respect Mr Scorpo.
Sehr gut!
I was in Beerland from '79 to '83. "Sauageland," "Chocolateland" and "Every weekend you can walk 10k for a medal or commemorative plate unless a purdy girl jogs by along the 30k path and if you jog with her maybe you'll score if you can keep up and not die of cardiac arrest or exhaustionland" are also accurate.
Thats true, heart diseases are very common in Germany. The work to hard are to much serious about themselves and walking to much
Anybody else relate to the Preußens Gloria with me?
I guess we are certified 1850's kids.
I do relate dear fellow 1850s kid
The bird's song is awesome!
I would really appreciate if you would add captions explaining the real history going on so I can learn. You are a great editor and this could be a great way to actually teach people history.
FROM THE MIST, A SHAPE, A SHIP, IS TAKING FORM
As Polish, who's interested in this period of German history - yes, this is accurate.
Having just done my history essay over Bissmarck, I applaud your extensive research on him.
THE BASSMARCK ARMEE WILL NEVER STOP THE HARDBASS WILL NEVER STOP 🛑🥚🎶
Never stop, because no step to Russia board. Bismarck was a clever gay.
Factos!!
Glory to Iron Kanzler! Glory to Otto Von Bassmarck!
Grüße aus Deutschland 🇩🇪🍺
Every time scorpo drops a video, I know my day is going to be a great one. Scorpo is a true GigaChad.
Yet another masterpiece from this man
That Prussian jumpscare got me.
"Imagine having your army walk to the front".One like is not nearly enough for this masterpiece.
How hasn’t this banger video more views ? It is about the greatest (real) german to ever lived.
a scorpo video about the finno-korean hyperwar is all i need
Sure is lucky that Bismarck's life work would never be undone by an unpreditable emperor in over his head.
I have a test from this topic TODAY thx man. I appreciate it I learned more than with books great content
This should be considered as world heritage
Best video I've seen all day
We are getting near to 1 million subs keep up the good work king of meme wars
Ah finnaly, the one I have been waiting for. Absolute banger of a video.
"Unification of Germany under Prussia was a mistake."
-Bismarck after Wilhelm II took the throne.
No it's not
There is actually a lot of history in that, very well made.
1:16 you know he’s not gonna stop unless SCORPO stops him😂😂😂
seeing garibaldi unification of italy would be amazing
Bro I was waiting for so long for Le Bismarck !
Another great Slavic video from scorpo
this is the best one made yet
What is really funny is that this was the topic in my college history class and watching all of the crap with Bismarck unfold in meme format was a fucking treat man.
Such an astute historian....... brings a tear to me eye!
I would just love this guy explain every history in this way 🌚👍
So many details! Good!
Best morning is when Scorpo uploads new video
This channel knows what I am interested in and what we currently learn in scool this can't be a coincinedce Scorpo does it so often
Alles Gute zum Sieg, Fritz))))
Desde el primer día y aun no puedo dejar de verlo es tan bueno el video
Italia y Mexico estaran eternamente agradecidos con la Prusia de Bismarck
Nei. Wild *BASSMARCK* arrived
this video is pure art
This is historical acurate.
Yesterday, I have written an Exam about him uniting germany on the small scale and the early geopoliticts he applyed
Спасибо~
History accuracy, master degree I've always dreamed
1:29 That one made me laugh for a whole minute
can you explain it to me
1:09 is realatable to me because some people im crazy but seruiosly im legit
Que vídeo perfeito, chegou até no Brasil ❤
Perfect video, even arrived in Brazil
Yo soy mexicano
kkkkkkk engraçado não achei que teria BR aqui!
@@mahakalaeliluminado7675 hola!
@@WesleyKwong hola
Italian here :)
„No Allies?“
Caught me offguard 100% accurate.
The German raven gets me everytime.
That ending hurts tho. Right into the feels
yep
Drugs 0%
Sex 0%
Swear words 0%
B A S S M A R C K 100000%
Only Scorpo videos are enough for history lessons. ❤😂
Да да🎉
Of coursw scorpo posting great content
LOL, this is a MASTERPIECE! Greets from the Fatherland, Kameraden!
It is a masterpiece!
Bassmark song with Bismarck so good!
If more exactly, le BASSMARCK
A new great masterpiece. 👌
The man the myth the legend BISMARCK
This is my new favourite video
Scorpo legend
I've learnt more from scorpo than school
Bismarck really kept the German Empire together. Also a competent senior officer corp.
I LOVE THIS! 🤩😃
How sad that we don't have one for Alexander. BTW love you Scorpo
1:22 wow, I,'ve never expected a reference to Calm down stalin. It really surprised me, in a good way of course.
I NEEDED THIS IN MY LIFE PRUSSIAN AND BASS ARMY LET BY THE BASSMARCK
1:10 I love the German crow. What song is he signing now?!😂😂
EDIT I FOUND IT
Another great video 🗿🍷
skorpo, your a fine gun enthusiast. :0)