Comparison: How Many ____ To KiII You?
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- čas přidán 6. 11. 2020
- These are the amounts of these animals & creatures it would take to kiII a person! Have you ever wondered how many Penguins it would take? Or what about Sharks? Watch this video to find out!
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Sorry for the error! A vulture doesn't look like a Mosquito :P
First reply
yeah just noticed that :P
I was thinking about that
@@lilygreyrat3346 No one cares
Don't worry every body made mistakes
100 year olds: 75
One 100 year old with a shotgun: i don't think so
They cant even handle the recoil of the shotgun
Vietnam flashback intensifies
Lmao
CALL AN ANBULANCE CALL AN ANBULANCE
*Ripped* *100y.o* *pumps* *a* *shotgun*
But not for me
why does this remind me of that scene in enola holmes- 💀
Cause of death: 10 year old
LOL
100th like
10 year old_s._
@@opossumontheinternet9864 •-•
@dinosaur. yes. bruh rip dude ;-;
I’ve been attacked by 2 cats before. I’m a full grown man and let me tell you, I was losing that battle
0:30 "Look at all those chickens."
imma go fight 49 five year olds then
Gonna go fight a chimpanzee
dOnT figHt mY cOuSiN pWeAsE
ima go murder 50 5 year olds
imma go fight 50B amoebas
I'm going to fight 827383637457336353736376373637363763645545366363635 new borns
I feel pretty strong after watching this
I can relate
Wow
Early
you are everywhere
so ur 60
You severely overestimate my physical prowess.
Ah, you have a lot of prowess.
Me with my army of 50 kidnapped 5 year olds: *release the hounds*
Im just imagining 50 5 year olds ganging up on some random dude
Lmao
that's probably something my classmates would have done in the past lmao
that sounds kinda funny
That would be funny but... Idk I think it wont be as funny as I imagine it 😂
@dinosaur. yes. i
brb gonna go fight 19,999 goldfish
LMAO
Brb gonna go fight 19,999 goats
you back ?
@@pata5188 he hasn't replying for 8 week sooooo I think he ded
@@godofgames0947 how is one monht 8 weeks
94 penguin: 🤣 95 penguin: 😳
2 penguins: 🤣🤣🤣
3 penguins: 🤣🤣🤣
4 penguins: 😳
5 penguins: 🤣🤣🤣
6 penguins: 🤣🤣🤣
@@eclassiskandar8190 lol
@@eclassiskandar8190 i get it, those 4 penguins will tear you into shreds
Me: *walks down street*
Me: *sees a lot of pigeons*
Me: “oh no”
Also me:realizes there are 749 pigeons
Also me: “Phew”
Me: *sees 49 5yr olds playing*
‘cute’
Also me: *sees one more 5yr old running towards them*
‘faints’
Lmao
Jes
XD
XD
Props to the guy who tested all of these
5 monkeys? You are severely underestimating the strength of a monkey.
Ikr
Depends on which monkey if u take the most common one an adult monkey weighs about 8-10 kilos if u take an average male of 75kilos with no fighting skills i do believe that 5 monkeys all at once is a reasonable number
5 monkeys? Easy. 5 chimps? You were dead from the start
Bats: *at this current time, I believe one bat has done enough damage*
Yes indeed
I just saw that and burst out laughing
Covid 19 reference I’m guessing lol
@@darshshah79 Wow you're smart!
@@joey070893 Thanks, I try my best you know ;)
It takes 250 piranhas to devour a human
Movie creators: *we are gonna pretend we didn’t hear that*
Hollywood moment
Game: *me to*
@@thekidinyourbasement524 what
Ordinary piranha is weak but their ancestors is not...
A classroom of 10 year Olds could take out the teacher
Are we all gonna ingore how vultures had the same image as mosquitos
Guess so
Yeah sure
Mhm
Read the top comment 🧊
2:03 nice vulture
HOLY IT'S A MOSQUITO IM DYING DJDJIJRJRKRJDKD
Underrated comment
New species..😁😁
Wait... So there was a vulture in my house yesterday..?
@@brynnlmao8254 this new species of vultures drink human blood when you late asleep they reach inside your blanket
Imangine 500 chickens running toward you a full speed
I would run,at my full speed
@@leeplayz_072 which is 28 miles and chickens can run faster
*R U N*
Id kick there heads
@@jxvi166 now imagine 948293982939288293828388283818839w9q9199391929299 chickens running towards you at a speed of mach 90
The fact that cats and hedgehogs are more combative than 5 year old humans is kinda hilarious
Me an introvert who doesn’t go outside: Ha! I’m immune!
The casual 1.5k houseflies chilling in my kitchen: are you sure about that?
Death by:"LOOK AT ALL THOSE CHICKENS"👁️💧👄💧👁️
👁️💧
👄💧👁️
Lol
Look at Aldos Chickens
🔫😃👍 some reason it looks funny 👁️👄👁️
@@geethajanet726 wth
What about a kiwi bird? They have EXTREMELY sharp beaks that can draw blood.
I died by one
What the-
@@23prodz42 oof
@@23prodz42 R.I.P my sexy burger😔
Yeah a kiwi bird
Malaria disease that mosquitos carry: aM i A jOkE tO yOu
Alright im going to fight 2,999,999 worms
same
GL it will take a while
Im sure you could just stomp on em all
@@lilianadelcaribe It would still take a while tho I mean 3 million
*me looking at my Sister because she’s turning five
RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
😂
*starting boss music at the background*
100th like :)
101st like XD
Gonna fight 2,999,999 worms
lol
One more and you dead
But actually 800trillion
•••••••••••••••. 🔫🤬🔪
Worms. You
That's Impossible
Mosquito: Are i am a joke for you
Respect for man who tested this
Me walking into a room with 2,999,999 worms : 😎
I-
I need ppl like you as friends
I also am more likely to be with 100000000000 spiders because I love spiders
My guy just cause of that I won’t let anyone in this world hurt you
me:WORLD WAR WORMS HAS STARTED(i just did not want to message for 2 months)
Every animal: **normal description**
Penguin: *"kowalski analysis"*
Every animal, normal description..? I'm sorry but "Look at all those chickens"
Champaze ages togheter strong how did you miss it
Oh sorry. Might have not realised
Pidgeons
Yeaaa
1:33 I like how the 10 year olds are ominously smiling at you
2:03 says vulture but shows mosquito
MAKES SENSE... I GUESS??
1:25 Pretty sure most teachers deal with 50 5 year olds.
Teachers are powerful
But sometimes they just really want you dead
Teachers are powerful just like the cameraman
Yeah but the 5 year olds usually act better in front of other people because they’re confused and their parents probably made it sound like that it was the end of they’re life if they acted out in front of their TEACHER
@@EvanJcincy09 issajoke
Okay so I can fight 749 pigeons and be fine right?
Until a wandering pigeon joined randomly
Pigeons can fly and randomly 💩
Honest Wong lol
Seriously? Bird flu can lead to X.X
and you can fight 4 60 year olds but 5 is where it becomes an issue
Strongest thing in the universe : dads Belt
XD
Me after being assaulted by 10 raccoons: “Oh thank god.”
The 11th raccoon:
2:13 Wow! the vulture looks cool XD
Lol
Nub
1:30. 20 10-year olds? That's like a 5th grade classroom... teachers are quaking.
Yes and i can say this is true
Add 4 more and that's my class. And we can be very vicious
100th like from a 10 year old
Perry the platypus: I need one platypus to get the job done.
Shout out to the dude who was murdered by 50 five year olds
Twenty fourth graders: *exists*
Their teacher: o h n o
The 4th graders in my school are like ages 9-10
@@gloomy_ava well im 9
1:18 Yoooo, the bat description is GENIUS!
Yeah ikr
Lol
Yei
@@Akaeru it got ruined 😟
It feels like I have 1.5 thousand house flies In my house
Me:looking at a wolf running at me at 90 miles an hour
also me:thats just one not like i’m gonna di-
Just by seeing 3 million worms I'll definitely have a heart attack in an instant.
@Oliwierek924 I have 2 999 999
Pls deliver me the last worm
imagine getting beat up by a bunch of 5yolds
with a baseball bat
Fr all it would take is a punch or a kick
Ms smith
Kindergarten teacher
Cause of death: beaten up by 50 5 year olds
Imagine NOT getting beat up by a bunch of 5 year olds
@@-.bella.- huh?
Kinda wanna test the 5 yr old thing lol 😂
Same lol
Fr i would have kicked them around
Meanwhile Tiger: **Cries in corner**
who says i cant beat the 5-year-olds? bring it on
Man idk like I could win against 5 10 but 50 nah too much
I mean I could actually do 20 with a chair to smash them with.
Me who can survive 2 very strong 6 years olds:
We can all beat 50 lol. Put on a movie 😆
If we have knife or sword then maybe 50 can be done.
Respect for kindergarten teachers.. They survive near death situations almost everyday
LOL
2:05 ah yes vultures
I dont need to worry about 50 5 year olds when i have the white van
😕
-
I don't think that van will be white for long if you're thinking what I'm thinking xD
💀
Alligators: I fear no animals, but that thing-
*show five 60 years old people*
IT SCARES ME
HO VISTO SEI ITA
LOL GLI ITALIAN SU QUESTI VIDEO SONO POCHISSIMI
@@necoarclover7001 yep :3
@@edw.2093 hahahah
@Watto Watto ma la tua immagine profilo è di JoJo?
Admirable he fought all of those for us. Max respect 💯💯💯
Meh, it’s nothing since he keeps respawning.
@@bloxx7077 no it is not!! He is the owner of scp foundation, so he can do whatever he want with human subject
Underrated
o7
For them
Even ? Aliens
1:34 rip 5th grade teachers
or 4th
Nah it’s 4th grade
2:07 - those vultures look an awful lot like mosquitoes
🤣
And that’s where they trick ya and get ya
@@lucleadergaming3487 💀💀
“Vultures”
*PROCEEDS TO SHOW A MOSQUITO*
They already acknowledged the mistake you don't have to say it anymore.
@@InsertUser9978 I was making a joke, was that not clear to you? I know that they acknowledged it. I saw it.
@@InsertUser9978 r/woooosh
Lol
A teacher in a nursery with 50 students is at risk
Can i 😗 u ?
@@maturemodi84 yes
"Kowalski, Analysis" A Refence to Penguins Of Madagascar.
1:21
My cat staring at me: the chance of me killing you is low, BUT NEVER ZERO!
Other animals: biting or scratching you to death
Pigeons: bring in the artillery
Its called orbital bombardment
Finally some one that has a cool profile pic but less subs
Thanks?
Thanks?
Dive bombers are they? No, seagulls are. They are just bombers...
2:04 Lol, there's a picture of an insect in "Vulture"....
L. M. F. A. O.
@@vinikaliwati298 its not an joke
@@user-hh9nh7jo3c ok
The tasmanian devils dont even look close to the real thing either
Where exactly is he getting these numbers?
Experience
He just pulls them out
We r gonna be atleast five miles away from the sloth till it tries to attack us😂😂
imagine if you just waking down the garden and them 3Million Worms come at u in full speed
*_O H M Y G O D T H A N K Y O U A L L F O R O N E B I L L I O N L I K E S , I H A V E N E V E R H A D T H I S M U C H E V E R I N M Y L I E F 1 ! ! ! ! 1 ! ! 1 !_*
Ikr like
That's TERRIFYING
That would be so terrifying but how would that many worms even be fast enough to even hurt you
Coms did you mean come?
@@guestyboitheguy yes lol
*But what if the 100 year old has an gun*
Call an ambulance! But not for me!
@the Jevil plus, they’d fly through the air from the recoil! That is if they are even strong enough to pull the trigger.
Adios! ~
Me and the homies bringing in the 2.99 million worms to wreck havoc:
Vultures looking like mosquitoes now.. *Evolution*
50 five year olds..
I...I thought it would be like 2 or 3
It depends on how badly they want you dead
Technically get a gun. It counts as a school shooting. No one survives.
I can't even control my five year old cousin imagine having 50 of them
I have six, 5 y old cousins ....
congrats to the guy testing these for our entertainment
Waiting for someone to get wooshed
@@lolkillermoon yes lol
@@lolkillermoon someone would of but you already said it so….
@@lolkillermoon Any moment now....
If he's looking at these comments from heaven, I thank him from the bottom of my heart
Australians: yah we have all of those
*Kowalski, analysis.*
🐧🧮
I love how a chihuahua isn’t in the dog category
yep, good thing i have a chihuahua >:)
0:38
It really depends what “you” are. If you’re a six foot tall 180 pound man it’s going to be different than if you’re a five foot 90 pound woman.
Lmao
True
@@benjacki are you being serious I think your being sarcastic
Most slots: Show respective amount of subject
Vulture: *Shows image of Mosquito*
"270 Chihuahuas to ki!! You:
"Looks at my dog"
Him: I'm not guilty!
*Bats*
_”At this current time, I believe one bat has done enough damage!!!”_
Lmao
So if I fight 749 pigeons, I'll be fine. Got it.
Not if they‘re from Madagascar...
@@user-ji3bo5mk4i oh damn you're right..
DONT HURT PIGEONS THEY ARE CUTE
now i know why perry the platypus can beat dr. doofinsmirtz
edit: woah my first like!
🤣🤣
30 million spongebobs are the true threat, even to sans
0:50 “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory” gave me nightmares about squirrels.”
*wheeze*
How?
@@IamDryEuropaSpolier alert:
Veruca Salt was attacked by squirrels in the movie lol
Uuum
...
Lmao-bc of veruca salt
Immagine getting outside and 750 pigeons attack you for no reson.
Rip me if that happen xd
imagine going outside and 3 million worms get onto you
I feel like 90% of this list is completely subjective, but it's still fun to watch.
He assumes i dont have a glock with 6 spare mags
2:02 that's an interesting vulture
Lol
That’s because it is not a vulture, it’s a mosquito!
Indeed
read the pinned comment
@@purplestpurple i already did when commenting this
When 100 year olds are more dangerous than wasps
Yeh lol 😆
💀
This guy: 50 5 year olds would be too much for you to handle
Me:*laughs in machete*
not if i have an ak47💀💀
W comment 🗿🗿🗿💀💀💀
Teachers with 20 ten year olds in their class be like:
RUN💨
Do you have internet
Fifth grade teachers be like: uhhhhh I gtg now
Nah my teacher is the best. When we do an exam she helps us. She practically tells us the answers. So even with 4 more in my class we would never.
@orange breakingnews and fifth too
Im sorry I REFUSE to believe a squirrel is stronger than killer fish
Ah, yes I remember when 20k goldfish were walking to my house to stab me multiple times
*Me seing 9,999 spiders:😎
When another spider joins in:😶
hHah
XD
When u see 74 elder people: kalm
You see one more approaching: panik
1:38 I’m gonna be honest I think like 3-6 10 year olds could take down your average person
I think 10 would even be possible to beat. But 3 would be very easy
@@iran1924 True but still not 20
I think 7 10 years old could down an avarage person, i think 30 to a bodybuilder
A lot of these would have to be if a person was completely defenseless or paralyzed.
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