Comparison: If You Were The Last Boy Alive
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- čas přidán 26. 04. 2021
- This is what would happen if YOU were the LAST BOY ALIVE! Have you ever wondered how long it would take before you GOT A GIRLFRIEND? Or how long it would take for the ECONOMY TO CRASH?! Watch this video to find out!
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Me: I'm the last man on earth 🙋🏼♂️
Every woman: I have a boyfriend💅
LMAOOOOO
True 😅
Don't even tried to do bi or ga les
Noooooooo
How u got Heart from WATCHDATA ??😱😱😱😱😱😱😱🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
So basically, you would be crazy rich, famous and everyone would remember your name as the last living male for a period of time, lol
And you would be lonely with no bro’s
@@dinosharttt oof
E
👍100
zhongli
Car accidents rate drop ❌
Car accidents rate 📈📈📈📈📈✔️
I mean you can't spell "Car crasher" without "her"
@@itzbeanyboi4291 tbf you also cant spell it without he.. so....
@@user-cv2pl1sh8qso lets just end all ourselves, then the road is the safest.
Men cause more major accidents than women.
Imagine being last boy on earth and still nobody love you💀💀💀
But in rlly world nobody love me
Imagine if the last boy dies
Damn that really hit hard
LOL if that happens, the world's gonna be extinct
“Yo, how many girls did you sleep with before you died? 0? 1? 5?”
“5 billion”
0, because I woulda joined the boys in death instead
@@paradoxkunny1831 "Wait for me Homies, *Im going too* "
@@xboxoneyes7734 "Same wait for me aswell"
Majaa aaraha hein
@@itsyourboi5968 wait for me alsi
100 years later the whole world becomes alabama.
And have dna problems
lmao
100 years: the USA national anthem changes to Sweet Home Alabama
@@pedrosoares2820 explained
Sweet world alabama.
If you were the last man alive:✌️💵💸
If you were the last women alive:💀💀💀🔪
“car accidents would drop” hahaha that’s funny
Lmao
don’t be rude
don’t be rude
@@lovadoves it's a joke
It's a joke
@@lovadoves take your copium pills
take your copium pills
are y’all getting mad at me or sum
Everyone's gangsta till the last man says he likes men.
lol we all domed
what if he had a boyfriend before this-
@@furiousmagician5912 O_O
lmao
Me lol ._.
You're basically a harem protagonist but all girls in the world looks up on you
Bet someone writes a light novel about it
I was going to like your comment,but,no,since its the funny
Number
@@waningbloom actually theres a manga about that
@@ThisCatIsMenacing name of the manga
@@nithishkumar.r1423 World ends harem
I still got no bitches if this happen lmao
Fun apocalyptic scenario and all, but what would actually happen, assuming sperm banks weren't utilized, is the last male would be captured and trapped in an effective prison built more like a psych ward to prevent self harm.
The last male would be milked like a cow, and any interaction with them would be monopolized and sold for exorbitant prices, but it's likely the government would hand out their seed at a regulated level to rebuild the population.
It would be a nightmare scenario.
milked like a cow? say less
Kinky af
That's a nice thing to think about.
When a girl find this man she be like : OMG😱😱😱 I FOUND THE RAREST THING EVER, IT IS A " *MAN* "
Lol
One day this will be reality
Rarest thing on earth is Astatine
He has a DIIIII
One piece
Every male except me: *dies
Karens: *still existing
*Day successfully ruined*
Everyone gangsta til last man is a chad
Nagyon igaz
Lol miért vannak itt magyarok
@@amur1297 Jó kérdés, de azért jó tudni hogy vannak itt honfitársak 🇭🇺
@@amur1297 Azért mert érdekes a videó
Bold of you to assume that there would be less car accidents
Lmao fr
Lol there will be more
Men are more likely to be involved in car accidents, so I don't think that was just an assumption lol
@@samhg3658 no
@@therealniceguy6017 yeh
Wow no other dudes on earth and it still takes a year to get a girlfriend
Yep ikr
Girls are picky
💀💀💀
The story of Adam in a world full of Eves.
Yea
Adam and eve ❎
Adam and eves ✅
@@oxygen2623 lol
@ steve from minecraft xD
Adam and exes
everybody gangsta till your roblox girlfriend stops responding to your messages
And you lose your builders club because your in debt
Lol
Haha
You mean flooded your messages
@@HumperJumper69 shut up roblox pfp
I like how the entire world has forgotten about sperm banks
Still, how much would they have? Sperms with XY chromosome don't live for longer times, so most of those could be females actually..
0:11 my guy got so scared his race changed lol
I’d be scared too if my race changed and all of the males in my life died
What fear does to people....
The last Man: Hello!
Girls: Sorry, you are out of my league
You mean i am out of your league
last man: good luck having your own offspring then! XD
Maybe she be gae 🤷♀️
400
Last man: well, that seals humanity's fate then
Imagine a world build a statue and called it The Father Of All
LOL
or the all father
Good st-one!
LOLL
The Father Of Humanity
Making a "fatherless" joke there would be real uncomfortable
I think the last man alive would be way too busy donating his semen, willingly or not, 24/7, to do anything else. It's literally that or the human species goes extinct.
Sperm banks area thing. You wouldn't have to do anything. Give it a year and there'd be more boys.
So basically the whole world would call me 'daddy'
Yes or all father
this
is both a step back and a step forward
daddy = 😁
daddy = 😐🙂🙃
😨
Oh wait you meant daddy as in family
Everybody gangsta until the last male is james charles
Bro 😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Hol'up !!!! 😂😂😂😂
If we being real, the government might just hold him captive, annndd...
😂
"Most crashes would drop."
Asian moms: ima bout to end this mans whole career
"Car accidents rate would drop". LMAO :D
Lol
Whamen joke lol
@@stevenmcburney8167 women ☕
@@justduy6654 pewdiepie
@@justduy6654 putting a coffee emoji doesn't make your reply any important
Feminists: I hope this won't happen.
Twitter feminists: *This pleases me.*
true lmao
Yes true feminists wouldn't like if this happens but twitter feminists -.......... Ummmmm they would be very happy 😂
Nuclear Reactors: No more electricity for you.
Females need males to carry on the extinction of humans, I don't understand why a lot of people think we can go on without them.
@@ch3rrybl0ssom7 Bro. There's this species called “karens.”
I like it how you can get to area 51 faster than get a girlfriend, this is so relatable.
Finally the boy bathrooms will be clean
Not with you being the last one alive
@@nlgkekjnsk1 Oh god this an underrated reply.
@@StillBraydon what did he say?
@@cursorjustvanisheddang 2 years no answer
@@JRyder_Gaming 😭
You see the last male on earth: 🙂
It's Nikocado Avocado: 💀
😭😭😭😭
The avocado born in mexico
You see the last male on earth: 🙂
It's Johny sins : 💀
@@Oussama_On_Ladder they ain't call him Johny *sins* for nothin
Or a transgender
Imagine buying a seed for 100m and then ur baby turns out to be a girl 🙂
LMAO RIP
and here goes 100 million dollars!
😂😂
Y
Lmao rip
Thing is, sperm banks will still exist. They can just go to a sperm bank and bam!
Hes gonna have hell of a lot of child support to pay.
Hell yeah he Will
na prob not
Ello there, Brix!
But what if he is Vergil?
Getting a girlfriend comes even after being invited to many shows, white House , area 51 and all that, it just simply shows the harsh reality.
Need to be the last man to get Gf?
*Oof*
I’m sure that women would rather have the human race go extinct than to reproduce with me lmao
Even being the last man in the world, it takes 1 year to have a girlfriend
Let's be honest a last female will be in 10000x more danger than a last male
LMAO you will be covered in skeet
Being the last male would be fun and all
Being the last female uhhhh
Last Male: A great life
Last Female: Hide.
Why?
@@purr-- it’s best you don’t know at a young age.
Man you’d instantly get locked up for your entire life probably they can’t risk you get injured or anything
You'd be like a cow then
@@user-qb2vr9jb7h a victory really
Not really. We wouldn't need the guy because sperm banks, so I guess he would be left alone
@@user-qb2vr9jb7h seems like a win. Being a slave who gets milked😳
@@GioFan201051 still extremely rare tho like the last guy before that time
Bro..but if all the drivers are female,
I don't think the accident rates would drop 💀
har har.
I think they drop because of clearer roads.
There are half as many people to get on accidents with, so...
fun side:
there are a lot more of possibilities of your crush liking you back now that there are no other possible male partners
everybody gangster till she says she has a bf
@@CriticalYT. everybody gangsta till she says she has a gf
Your forget about Lesbians
@@_Xenocidal No homo ✋
Probability increased by 0.01%
Means bacteriatic probability
“Last B o y Alive”
Girls: *Woah! This Is Worthless!*
Meh
Shes just want to be famous
Literally
Lol
And I’d still be single
Same
Same
0:40 the heck you mean the car accidents would go DOWN?!
Less cars less accidents
Y'all forgetting an important detail:
*Sperm Banks Exist*
ohhhh
*What if Women wanted to reproduce in the Classic way?*
Buurrnn them so more GF's
And yall forgot already pregnant females
@@weeby87 *They may not be able to reproduce, but male dogs still exist*
*Also they could create sex dolls with sperm built into them*
The last boy is a discord mod that lives on his moms basement and eats frozen pizza.
Rest of the World : ok so we are screwed
All of them would probably rather commit suicide than fricking with him
@@mip5944 yeah ngl
I would turn into one
it took him a year to get a girlfriend even though he was the last man on earth
He’s just like you.
every single guy except me dies but it still takes me a year to get a gf...
Kinda fast ngl
you would be the most important human in history,and be remembered trought the centuries as ''big papa''
Real underrated bro that's fun:D
Imagine your statue existing named "Allfather" bruh
@@vlavrentiekutubidzosani Big Papa xD
"Big daddy" for the degenerates
@@alynxld7475 Y E S
If I was the last man on earth and it still took me a year to get a gf I would give up
I like those odds
I ruined the 69 likes
@@notalex7606 you piece of....
Better odds than mine.
Actually if you are the last, is it possible the girl resist you since you are the last and no other male? Maybe they will accept you
0:41 naw the car accidents will go up 💀
0:40 Decreased car crashes?
I laughed as well
based
Increased
i think they meant that because half of the population would be gone, there would be less drivers on the road which means less car accidents
@@kuteiro no, statistically women have less car accidents than men
Everyone Gangsta until the last guy alive is dababy
P
lesss go
less go
@@HogriderForLife_ leess go
LÉSS GO
When you realize that the squad will never be online again.
💀 just make a new “squad” with women, easy
💀 u squad dont have no women in it?
squad with gamer girls
lol
@@genshinfangirl4264 "genshin fangirl"
Current objective: Survive.
Car accident rate would rise
Yeah
Yea
nah mate
No
for the people that disagree, consider all of the cars that would crash because a man is driving them when this happens
Then my crush would not find anyone to marry but me 🤩
Plot twist: she likes girls
@@CatPope1935 rip
@@CatPope1935 oof
@@CatPope1935 why are you this evil?
@@CatPope1935 can you not
Everybody gangsta until you realize the last boy just jumped off a building
Oh sh!t
What? Cant live without Homies
😂😂😂😂I laughed so hard for a moment...
Ngl I would do that
@@Sydney_o Any sane person would lol
Thanks to the guy that tested this for us.
I think this severely underestimates the chaos that would ensue if 50% of the population just dropped dead. The mass hysteria? The millions of vehicles that just crash due to having a dead driver? The smell of rotting corpses?
I think the hypothetical is that they magically disappeared
👻
car crash go boom
oh yeah didn't think of that
Think they just disappear lmfao
4h: speak to female friends
Me who has never made eye contact with one:😊🤨☹️
At least you have all the girls once you find out😂
Relatable
What I'm a girl🤔🤨
@@bedebe1 you are lucky 😔
Well you will be friends with one of them
I still wouldn't be able to pull women in this situation
0:58 I was thinking of the wrong watersports at first
lmfao
Nah, for most guys, the male population would be back up in about 9 months
Considering no other women are pregnant
it could be since there would probably be pregnant woman during the disappearance
@@caesarsalad1336 Damn the man! Thank you scientist! :D
Hentai protagonist : my time has come
this is my come
this is my come
just like the simulations
This is my kingdom coom
My kingdom come
*everone gangsta until yall find out that the last guy on earth is a 104 year old man*
please dont start
omg your evil
Speak to your female friends
the last boy who is a League player: oh no
This is like the most random concept ever...
No
@@blodify7106 yes.
@@blodify7106 yes.
@@blodify7106 yes.
@@blodify7106 yes.
Me realising that I would get a girlfriend :**happiness noises**
Me 2 seconds later realising that my bois are no longer alive: *I won but at what cost*
Good one
they would place you on milking machine 24/7
whom will I show off to
@@itz_yeastic lol
The car accident rate would drop??
Hell nah it would skyrocket
Im pretty sure males get into more accidents
@@Nikola-vs6fdpretty sure its a joke
@@sometexanofficalwhat kind of joke is that.
"Speak to your female friends"
Me: In terms of friends, I have no friends.
Me too
First step would be to have male friends which i already struggle with and now i was supposed to have female ones 💀
Last male in the world: *exists*
Feminists: so you have chosen death
Chosen?
@@user-dc5dc3qb7z cholen
underrated comment
Not if I fire first.
I don’t think you know what feminist means lol
For more varied genes, they could use the sperm banks since they still exist.
Plus, some already pregnant women will have 50% of giving birth to a boy. So, there's not much to worry about.
BIG BRAIN RIGHT HERE
Male sperms would dissappear and half of the pregnant women would no longer be pregnant
I thought the Government will detain you for being the most rare resource
Pretty dark... but yeah i thought that too
What government
Worlds end harem lmao
Nah there where 4 males there.
Girls bravo
@@noobgod3216 but they don’t know of each other
Plot twist : Last male was HIV POSITIVE
lmfaooooo
Haram
You will never be the last person on earth, There is always a Legend who follows everything , anytime , everywhere , no matter what the conditions are ....
He is
A camera man
bonjour la france ☻
lol
bonjour tes fr toi aussi
I love France 😊🇫🇷
Vive la France
Bonjour
The economy will collapse to smithereens without men 😂
there will be some problems but no colapsation
@@v1_ultrakill_realwrong but ok
Car accidens would drop??? That's cap
not cap, males drive and if there are less people driving then there are less accidents.
@@stephboii7834 did you miss da jokey wokey?
@@stephboii7834 r/woosh
@@stephboii7834 Actually, based on which gender passes their driving tests first try, 74% were men. 53% of entries were women in this test, and 61% of instructors were women, so you can’t say it was gender bias.
@@stephboii7834 no one control the driving car = crash => more accidents
Me as the last boy
Girls: I have a boyfriend
hahahaha
Lol
they do not have a bf Any more
More like
Girls:I have a girlfriend
@@TheAsianOne1 get in ⚰!!
even if this happens every girl would still say they have a boyfriend
lmao
yeah lol
I figure they'd all change to lesbeins "sorry I have a girlfriend"
Imagine being Last man and to be infertile
😂
0:42" less car accidents"...i dont think so jeremy
Sexism moment
True moment
@@kingkaydengaming2786 no its a fact
Very much indeed true fact
They found young men are actually more prone to accidents but sure
"What if you were the last boy alive?"
Anime fans: "Been there, done that."
☕😏
Me an anime fan:
Last man on earth: Oh this is heaven.
Last woman on earth: This is hell
lmao yess
Idk why, It’s not relatable *yet* but it is acceptable
Bru the last man getting kidnapped by the government
how? they would both be hell because there would be a lot of creeps
expecially for me since I'm an introvert
Plot twist: the last guy burns all the sperm banks, kills himself straight after and gets the last laugh.
Literally everyone else: *we just lost the most important asset in human history*
lol
Good thing:Earth is saved from burning :D
New Species Will Take Over😄
Pregnant women: hold my be- wait nevermind
@@JRyder_Gaming dw she gets assassinated 🤫
No way you didn’t include smashing everyone
unfortunately youre maidenless -society
for teenage boys like me whos hormones are raging this would kinda be a dream come true lol
Lmao
🤣 true
me too xddd
not really when you're literally being used lmfao
@@staigenerator2949 well it kinda depends on how much you want 👀
Everybody gangsta until you're the last man on Earth and girls still reject you
😂😂Insane bruda
Yes
Lol
😂
hoomans go extinct
meanwhile cockroaches:
Basically World End Harem story lmao
0:43 *car crash rates will increase
Imaoo
I’m gonna type it for what’s gonna happen for a few generations...
Sweet Home Alabama: Worldwide Edition
Yea True Lmao
More like Sweet Home Planet Earth
The last male alive would literally have a luck of 1/4.7 billion
yee
7.9b
Or no 3.8b
@@hikingandscramblingwithand2081it’s not spilt 50 50🤦
you would technically be the father of all the future men.
The new Abraham
Bro is forced to watch WNBA
If it was the last girl on earth it would be a different story
Oh no dont even imagine it
:)
Oof
(Softly) Dont
That would be terrifying, since you won't be able to sleep at night knowing you could be potentially under harm.
Bro last dude alive and it still takes a year to get a girlfriend goddamn
In 2 days i expexted man
I mean you have to weigh your options... With that many options I'd take more time than that.
It is called "World's end harem" and probably gives a close explanation when there are very few men in the world
Everyone forgetting about sperm banks
Plot twist: the last guy burns all of them
And where do you get the doctors and engineers to need to keep them running?
Very few females are interested in such professions.
@@Adrian13235 Extra plot twist: the last guy kills himself straight after and gets the last laugh
Women dominated governments: *we just lost the most important asset in human history*
Bruh dude really took a year to find a gf lol
Imagine having billions of women to choose from. That would take a while.
What if the last man is in the middle of committing suicide?