The Sexy Net: Love in the Flood

Ever wonder what happens to a hockey net between periods?
On 27 July 2013, Modsquadhockey.com held its fifth annual SummerJam event at Maple Leaf Gardens (now the Mattamy Athletic Centre at Ryerson University), featuring samples and on-ice product demos from major hockey companies. For the first time, the event was recorded by a custom Netcam -- a Netcam the goalies forgot to turn off between periods; this was what it captured...
STARRING...
...Lester the Net Molester...
...The Peg Jammers, Slick Kip and Smooth Simon...
...and featuring Tony Stark as OmegaGoalie.
*The music used in this video was used purely for the protected purposes of parody, and has not been monetized in any way. It remains the property of EMI Music. No copyright infringement was intended.*