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  • @kyenewman5255
    @kyenewman5255 Před 2 lety +2883

    “It’s a shame you were busy that day”
    *was busy literally dying*

    • @mehranx6536
      @mehranx6536 Před 2 lety +163

      and she was the one who was killing him 🤣🤣

    • @Xidphel
      @Xidphel Před 2 lety +12

      RIP in F

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 Před 2 lety +40

      Does that mean the Tardis is like her godmother?

    • @apologiesbutyourstuckwithm1814
      @apologiesbutyourstuckwithm1814 Před 2 lety +25

      @@Silverwind87 yea pretty much, to sum it up, a previous version of river met her husband, she travelled with him and her parents to go and kill Hitler by using her god mother, she was then shot by Hitler and thus river song was born. After recently being born she then poisoned her husband threatened her parents, forced a whole restaurant to strip, went into her godmother to learn how to fly her. Then gave up the rest of her lives to save the husband she just met and proceeded to poison not even half an hour ago.

    • @Thetruepianoman
      @Thetruepianoman Před 2 lety +3

      @@apologiesbutyourstuckwithm1814 Thank you for the effort but that was a poor summary 😂 Read it all and it was interesting but not easy to follow

  • @nebulonicc
    @nebulonicc Před 2 lety +2666

    "are literally an old married couple... kinda" this is the most accurate description of their relationship I've ever seen

    • @thebighurt2495
      @thebighurt2495 Před rokem +22

      Funnily enough, the Doctor has two Wives. River is *one* of them.

    • @M888HGAAAWNKLMTOZLNLSSSKKHHZBB
      @M888HGAAAWNKLMTOZLNLSSSKKHHZBB Před rokem +3

      YEAH THATS LADY JESIS AND LADY THOR LOLOLOL THEYRE MY SUN AND MOON OF VENUS

    • @yehiahuzayyin7972
      @yehiahuzayyin7972 Před rokem +3

      @@thebighurt2495 Four, actually.

    • @ThwaryesTheIvattEngine
      @ThwaryesTheIvattEngine Před 10 měsíci +1

      @@yehiahuzayyin7972 Who were wives two and three?

    • @Blazieth
      @Blazieth Před 5 měsíci +7

      @@ThwaryesTheIvattEngine If I had a guess, 1) was whoever Hartnell had his children with that would give birth to Susan, his granddaughter. 2) would be the TARDIS - technically not official, but let's be honest with ourselves here. 3) is Queen Elizabeth I, the not-so-Virgin Queen, and then 4) is River Song.

  • @meatballg8655
    @meatballg8655 Před 2 lety +3370

    “OH I HATE YOU SOMETIMES”
    “I KNOW”
    The last time the river says she hates the doctor he responds with I know, and every other time he said “no you don’t”, it’s one of those character arcs that you notice more and more about it the more you watch it

    • @nathannunez3127
      @nathannunez3127 Před 2 lety +153

      And the last time the Doctor hears her say those words he says no you don’t

    • @gracelowndes.official
      @gracelowndes.official Před 2 lety +155

      I think it's her way her way of saying "I love you" when she's mad at him over something. She means to say those words but says "I hate you" instead. Then The Doctor says "No you don't" or "I know" because he knows what she really meant to say.

    • @MaryAnnNytowl
      @MaryAnnNytowl Před rokem +23

      @@gracelowndes.official he only said "I know" once, in the Library.

    • @MaryAnnNytowl
      @MaryAnnNytowl Před rokem +17

      Well, yeah, it's supposed to be like that. It's done purposefully. And the "I know" only happened in the library, before he even knew who she was.

    • @soundgal_sine_qua_non
      @soundgal_sine_qua_non Před rokem +61

      @@MaryAnnNytowl Exactly, because she then dies for him, so every time after, when she says "I hate you," he says "No you don't" cuz he knows she cares enough to die for him.

  • @joeduffy4547
    @joeduffy4547 Před 2 lety +2467

    "You, me, handcuffs. Must it always end this way?"
    Yes, it will end this way...

  • @prollymarkus
    @prollymarkus Před 2 lety +2729

    for the first episodes with river in them literally being the first alex acted in, she did amazing at acting like she had already experienced everything to come

    • @tevvytevvy2672
      @tevvytevvy2672 Před 2 lety +346

      fun fact: Alex thought the diary was cleverly written with made-up stories to help her acting, but it was actually Moffat writing all the episodes she was going to be in later. She knew about River Song's run on the show before it even happened, and she had no idea.

    • @dippyfresh8155
      @dippyfresh8155 Před 2 lety +44

      Alex Kingston is an incredible actress. Her role in ER is my favorite and it’s just 🤌

    • @rodvincent
      @rodvincent Před 2 lety +33

      @@tevvytevvy2672 She fell in love with the doctor before the doctor met her. And it couldn't have happened any other way.

    • @clockworkkirlia7475
      @clockworkkirlia7475 Před 2 lety +55

      @@rodvincent It literally couldn't, you're right. Her entire life is a bootstrap paradox; she wouldn't have been born if she hadn't saved The Doctor on the day she died.

    • @MaryAnnNytowl
      @MaryAnnNytowl Před rokem +37

      @@rodvincent she fell in love with the Doctor shortly after she tried to kill him. He already knew her, and knew that she would die in the Library - he knew how she would die the entire time they were together. But no, she didn't fall in love with him before he met her. Not in _her_ timeline, anyway.
      "They engineered a psychopath to kill you." ~ Tasha
      "Totally married her. I’d never have made it here alive without River Song." ~ the Doctor (#11)

  • @maxhamlin636
    @maxhamlin636 Před 2 lety +2832

    Alex Kingston is utterly ethereal and the fact that people have been paid to kiss her is unfair to like everyone else and i will not be accepting anything contradictory

    • @nebulonicc
      @nebulonicc Před 2 lety +70

      I have never agreed with a statement more

    • @quantumblauthor7300
      @quantumblauthor7300 Před 2 lety +9

      Nobody tell 'em...

    • @yvonneburns2786
      @yvonneburns2786 Před 2 lety +40

      She's THE Doctor we never had!

    • @sinisterhilbily8198
      @sinisterhilbily8198 Před rokem +18

      Other than my wife one of the most naturally beautiful and elegant woman.

    • @falcore91
      @falcore91 Před rokem +10

      @@sinisterhilbily8198 if your wife is a Doctor Who fan she might argue that point with you.

  • @brinmoody
    @brinmoody Před 2 lety +2771

    Gotta love the fact that she literally makes the Dalek say a word apparently not even in their programmed vocabulary -- Mercy isn't a word they're supposed to be able to say. She scared the crap out of the Dalek so hard she literally broke it to the point of making it say a word it shouldn't have been able to say, and I love it!

    • @yvonneburns2786
      @yvonneburns2786 Před 2 lety +132

      I kinda want to know what the Daleks record said of Dr River Song!

    • @brinmoody
      @brinmoody Před 2 lety +50

      @@yvonneburns2786 you and me both! I so wish we could have known!

    • @bananaeclipse3324
      @bananaeclipse3324 Před 2 lety +97

      @@yvonneburns2786 probably Run. Hide. Run some more. Then hope the doctor doesn’t find you. (As the daleks think the doctor is their preditor). As they know she is the doctors wife they must know she is also a preditor of the daleks.

    • @taborphilip5042
      @taborphilip5042 Před 2 lety +30

      @@yvonneburns2786 probably "the woman who kills the doctor", which would be enough of a scare to make most species cry mercy

    • @philipgood5041
      @philipgood5041 Před 2 lety +74

      @@yvonneburns2786 the person who both killed and married The Doctor.

  • @AdamSailas
    @AdamSailas Před 2 lety +1377

    Star Wars fans: "I love you"
    "I know"
    Doctor Who fans: "I hate you"
    "No you don't"

    • @anasbinharun555
      @anasbinharun555 Před 2 lety +51

      Also whovians:
      - I love you!
      - Quite right, too.

    • @silentsoul2196
      @silentsoul2196 Před 2 lety +38

      Also whovians:
      - I love you!
      - Well, that's good, because I'm your new lodger

    • @Dandidoodles
      @Dandidoodles Před 2 lety +3

      @@silentsoul2196 🤣🤣🤣

    • @milenacharles6081
      @milenacharles6081 Před 2 lety +20

      good omens fans: i don't even like you!
      you doooo

    • @ExiletheJedi
      @ExiletheJedi Před 2 lety +14

      Me, a fan of both: “I hate you.”
      “I know”

  • @PageNo70
    @PageNo70 Před 2 lety +517

    When you realize that River kept flirting with the Doctor in front of her parents.

    • @cyberfox9713
      @cyberfox9713 Před 2 lety +72

      The fact Amy worked out who. River was to the doctor before the doctor always makes me laugh 😂

    • @katfoster845
      @katfoster845 Před 9 měsíci +22

      ​@@cyberfox9713call it a mother's intuition.

    • @blackhammer5797
      @blackhammer5797 Před 3 měsíci +4

      Spoilers

  • @Rainbow_Neos1
    @Rainbow_Neos1 Před 2 lety +1216

    "I will crush every last remnant of you from this universe"
    River: "HOW dare you! I'm your wife!"
    Him: "You plan to murder me"
    Her: "Don't change the subject"

    • @liborohanka5010
      @liborohanka5010 Před 11 měsíci +18

      It's more funny, when you realize, that she is probably serious! I mean, she did tried murder her husband (multiple times and got pretty close) and he never was rude to her. And this one just heard plan........ Of course she thinks he's overacting 😂.!

  • @coffeejellyash
    @coffeejellyash Před 2 lety +879

    "By the way, what do you think?"
    "Of what?"
    "My new body!"
    "Oh I don't know yet, I've only seen the face" ;)

    • @mizjohs
      @mizjohs Před 2 lety +50

      "I'll have to let you know; I've only seen the face" tells me that she fully intends to find out!

    • @kylebenoit787
      @kylebenoit787 Před rokem +2

      Oh certainly. And more!

  • @doctordeathdefying132
    @doctordeathdefying132 Před 2 lety +1272

    The scene where she smacks Eleven in the diner had to be redone so many times that his makeup had to be redone to cover the red spot!

    • @Riateph
      @Riateph Před 2 lety +115

      Yep! You can see the extra makeup in the shot of his left side profile before the slap. And fun fact, after the slap, every editing cut is angled just right to hide the spot where River's hand would have landed - because she would've ruined his makeup and revealed the red spot on camera again.
      Edit: You can also see the edge of the red spot as Matt turns with the momentum just a tad too far while making his face, and shows a bit of left cheek to camera. @5:31

    • @doctordeathdefying132
      @doctordeathdefying132 Před 2 lety +9

      @@Riateph, indeed!

    • @thebakalord
      @thebakalord Před 2 lety +31

      At least he got his revenge by calling her “Mrs Robinson”

    • @Chris-hx3om
      @Chris-hx3om Před 2 lety +11

      @@Riateph You've been watch 'Confidential', haven't you. 😃

    • @sassylittleprophet
      @sassylittleprophet Před 2 lety +7

      Oh my God, Matt Smith's poor face

  • @mr.scarlo2234
    @mr.scarlo2234 Před 2 lety +2424

    Isn't every scene with her in it is the best?

  • @MysteryMedia2001
    @MysteryMedia2001 Před 2 lety +1786

    Making the Dalek beg for mercy will always be iconic

    • @chalybs64
      @chalybs64 Před 2 lety +96

      And her cold response: "What happened to the dalek?" "It died."

    • @samalvey8168
      @samalvey8168 Před 2 lety +40

      @@chalybs64 She never said she shot it. Maybe it died of fright, which would be impressive since they're genetically engineered not to feel fear.

    • @brinmoody
      @brinmoody Před 2 lety +42

      @@samalvey8168 they're also not meant to be able to say the word Mercy either, we learn that later on in a Capaldi episode. So hey, I wouldn't doubt it did, considering she already broke it enough to make it say a word not programmed into it, a word we later learn is meant to be impossible for a Dalek to ever say.

    • @lewisfredette1319
      @lewisfredette1319 Před 2 lety +13

      She's literally the only one that has ever gotten a dalek to beg for mercy

    • @solaris9426
      @solaris9426 Před 2 lety +2

      @@lewisfredette1319 I think that might have been its Kaled origins emerging in its final moments.

  • @monsieurhannes9072
    @monsieurhannes9072 Před 2 lety +808

    OH GOD NOW I HAVE THE URGE TO BINGE THE ENTIRETY OF DOCTOR WHO *AGAIN*

    • @lillycline1414
      @lillycline1414 Před 2 lety +6

      Mood

    • @julieeverett7442
      @julieeverett7442 Před 2 lety +11

      all three hundred stories and over 1000 episodes? That'll take a while!!! (and I actually did this once, it took 34 days)

    • @monsieurhannes9072
      @monsieurhannes9072 Před 2 lety +20

      @@julieeverett7442 You are saying that like i didn't do it 3 times already ._.
      (and no, I don't have a social life)

    • @julieeverett7442
      @julieeverett7442 Před 2 lety +5

      @@monsieurhannes9072 ok so you do know, fun isnt it!!

    • @monsieurhannes9072
      @monsieurhannes9072 Před 2 lety +6

      @@julieeverett7442 Sure is, I can not verbally express how much I love Doctor Who!

  • @emmakinsella9574
    @emmakinsella9574 Před 2 lety +530

    7:37 River couldn't remember the silence because she wasn't looking at it so she only shot it because her dad was scared.

    • @Tantalus010
      @Tantalus010 Před 2 lety +45

      Or because she sensed someone was behind her and knew whoever it was must be hostile because she knew where the Doctor, Rory and Amy were.

    • @GuiSmith
      @GuiSmith Před 2 lety +19

      @@Tantalus010 Any information about the Silence is forgotten once you no longer experience it. You may know you felt something, but not what or how. You can’t recall their sound, smell, visage, or the sensations of their movement causing airflow. River could’ve still been feeling or hearing something to help aim, but I almost doubt it.

    • @OneMate4Life
      @OneMate4Life Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@GuiSmith that's the thing though. There's a difference between hearing a sound and knowing what it is, and just hearing something that made sound. She didn't need to know what a Silence sounded like. Just that there was *a* sound behind her. Given that she knew where Amy, Rory, and the Doctor were, she knew the sound behind her wasn't them and had to be hostile. Add to that the fact that she saw Rory's expression, it just confirmed for her the approaching entity had to be killed. That's how bada** she is.

  • @arnoldsherrill2585
    @arnoldsherrill2585 Před rokem +495

    " hush Mommy and Daddy are busy" nothing like interrupting a time lord and his wife during an argument.. that line alone was perfection., the writers absolutely nailed it when they were asked to create this role, and the casting was perfect.

  • @932ForeverLove
    @932ForeverLove Před 2 lety +683

    “I was on my way to this gay gypsy bar mitzvah for the disabled…”
    🤣🤣🤣 First time I realized she just listed all the people the Third Reich saw as inferior, imperfect, or undesirable. That is amazing writing!

    • @aidanevans654
      @aidanevans654 Před rokem +29

      It’s an iconic line

    • @DefgirRZawa
      @DefgirRZawa Před rokem +9

      As someone who reads all about 20th century, especially Third Reich, this was a hilarious line xD

    • @ThwaryesTheIvattEngine
      @ThwaryesTheIvattEngine Před 10 měsíci +7

      reminds me of the church scene in Kingsman Secret Service

    • @hyhena-gaming9986
      @hyhena-gaming9986 Před 7 měsíci +3

      Just missing black people and a Jehovah witness preacher

    • @TwilitLugia
      @TwilitLugia Před 6 měsíci +5

      ​@@hyhena-gaming9986And Catholics which isn't that well known

  • @PokeTimelordPatronus
    @PokeTimelordPatronus Před 2 lety +448

    7:44 I love that when River calls in and tells them to turn off the alarm it actually does. I can only imagine the exasperated officer on the other side

  • @arm279145
    @arm279145 Před 2 lety +337

    I’m wondering if there’s anything Amy regrets more than that seductive “oh doctor, you soniced her.” Comment ABOUT HER OWN DAUGHTER

    • @LevonBlueoak
      @LevonBlueoak Před 2 lety +60

      Going after the Doctor on the eve of her wedding maybe? Once she realized her relationship to him?

    • @user-vj3ld8st5y
      @user-vj3ld8st5y Před měsícem

      Snogging her future son in law perhaps????

  • @thomascrawley3238
    @thomascrawley3238 Před 2 lety +674

    It's so sad that the first time we see her is the last she sees the doctor 😔

    • @eveleene3613
      @eveleene3613 Před 2 lety +49

      Beautiful meta that only Doctor Who can pull off really. This series is a league of its own

    • @annam3243
      @annam3243 Před 2 lety +14

      Doesn't she see him again in the Name of the Doctor

    • @abel5435
      @abel5435 Před 2 lety +2

      @AnnaM yes

    • @Chris-hx3om
      @Chris-hx3om Před 2 lety +7

      @@eveleene3613 WAS in a league of its own. Chibnall/Whittaker killed Doctor Who, stone dead!

    • @edz4prez204
      @edz4prez204 Před 2 lety +8

      @@Chris-hx3om nah Whitaker has the personality it's chibnal even now she still embodies the doctor great despite Dw no being what it use to be

  • @lyokomajor
    @lyokomajor Před 2 lety +743

    River and 10:
    "I hate you sometimes."
    "I know."
    River and 11, 12:
    "I hate you."
    "No you don't."

    • @londongirl2768
      @londongirl2768 Před 2 lety +49

      I thought that, how much did it hurt for her to say that and get the wrong response

    • @Ami-vh7sr
      @Ami-vh7sr Před 2 lety +14

      @@londongirl2768 She already knew that the Doctor she met in the Library had no idea who she was......

    • @cyberfox9713
      @cyberfox9713 Před 2 lety +4

      @@londongirl2768 thanks i hate it

  • @thequeer_underthebed2535
    @thequeer_underthebed2535 Před 2 lety +576

    “Dear god, your hard work young.”
    This line fucking kills me, if I’m being honest.

  • @clockworkkirlia7475
    @clockworkkirlia7475 Před 2 lety +633

    I absolutely adore the way that Alex Kingston acts River at different points in her personal timeline. From wildly-impulsive-yet-uncertain post-regen Melody to in-over-her-head Wedding Apocalypse River to the variously hypercompetent femme-fatale-to-married-woman iterations on Doctor Song to classy confident-yet-jaded Professor Song... They're all such visibly different points in her arc and to have to play that completely out of order must have taken a heck of a lot of skill and poise.
    Not only that, but the dynamic between her and the Doctor is *so* complex over time as the information each has over the other varies massively from meeting to meeting, never quite matching card to card on an even playing field, but making it work anyway. The closest they ever came was Darillium, both of them happily married at the most mutually mature and equal their relationship ever was... Even then, the informational imbalance between them was a major theme of the episode, with River acting like she had all the cards as per usual for her later life, not realising that The Doctor was A: there, B: older than she'd ever met him and C: had said his final goodbyes twice already, knowing every single detail of their future together. Heartbreaking, and, as per usual, love helped it work.
    River is delightfully convoluted, fascinatingly clever and, honestly, possibly the best example of Timey-Wimey character development ever. I can't think of a single example that comes close.
    I can understand why River's story was too much for some people.
    I think she was brilliant.

    • @ThwaryesTheIvattEngine
      @ThwaryesTheIvattEngine Před 10 měsíci +4

      Reading what you said made me have a think: If Alex wants to continue on the show, and it does get confirmed (whenever that'll happen), It's pretty much going to be the time between Angels take Manhattan and Darillium. Meaning that when she met/will meet Capaldi's Doctor, she would've known about all of their new faces, and kept up his Number One rule.

  • @Kerriangel
    @Kerriangel Před 2 lety +453

    For all his flaws as a writer and show runner; one thing Steven Moffat did right was casting Alex Kingston as River Song. No one else could have played her better

    • @skykrasher4475
      @skykrasher4475 Před rokem +30

      He turned his title character into a trophy husband, iconic.

    • @Noobie2k7
      @Noobie2k7 Před rokem +16

      Same as the casting for Missy. It was absolutely perfect.

    • @russlane5536
      @russlane5536 Před 7 měsíci +6

      Ive never understood the moffat hate: for all the meh moments were four times more awesome! Moments consistently.

  • @yuna2381
    @yuna2381 Před 2 lety +183

    "What are you doing?"
    "Helping!"
    "You've got a screwdriver! Go build a cabinet!"
    "THAT'S REALLY RUDE!"

  • @jacobbishop8067
    @jacobbishop8067 Před 2 lety +190

    At 7:40 she wasn’t looking at a silence so she had no memory of them. Which means she shot something based of Rory’s look, without knowing what it was and didn’t even check to see it after. What a badass

  • @Sus-oh7yg
    @Sus-oh7yg Před 2 lety +172

    "You're talking about murdering someone!"
    "No I'm not, I'm actually murdering someone."

  • @patlee4858
    @patlee4858 Před 2 lety +149

    i just realize river song questioning the doctors fez is like a wife seeing her husband trying to walk outside in a dumb outfit

  • @nickmauricio1058
    @nickmauricio1058 Před 2 lety +132

    "I'm quite a screamer, now that's a spoiler for you"
    Don't play my feelings woman

  • @hollyhughes4028
    @hollyhughes4028 Před 2 lety +279

    The reason she was able to shoot the silence, that she couldn't remember, was because her dad looked scared. I love that bit the most!!

  • @christopherhodges7607
    @christopherhodges7607 Před 2 lety +117

    The only woman in Doctor Who history to make a frigging Dalek actually BEG for mercy.

    • @yvonneburns2786
      @yvonneburns2786 Před 8 měsíci +3

      😅You forget That Rose convinced a Dalek to suicide itself thinking it was the only Dalek left of its kind.

  • @troopship12
    @troopship12 Před 2 lety +171

    River Song is probably one of the best characters ever created. Alex Kingston plays her brilliantly. River/Alex Kingston enhances every episode she is in. The repartee between her and the Doctor is witty and sharply delivered. I often address my daughters as "Sweetie."

  • @finsmylie8382
    @finsmylie8382 Před 2 lety +104

    The fact that in the white House he just KNEW thats she would respond with "I hate you"

  • @mrafton9457
    @mrafton9457 Před 2 lety +180

    River Song and Captain Jack need to meet... The Universe would implode...

    • @benayu2577
      @benayu2577 Před 2 lety +8

      Actually, how hasn't this happened...

    • @cyberfox9713
      @cyberfox9713 Před 2 lety +4

      They have met in big finish

    • @nickbanale
      @nickbanale Před rokem +7

      Imagine the never ending loop of flirtation... I would LOVE that

    • @kimberlytunkel4567
      @kimberlytunkel4567 Před rokem +4

      I’m pretty sure they do since the time thingy on her wrist is actually jack’s, she would have had to met him at some point in order to get it.

    • @bunnigirl74
      @bunnigirl74 Před rokem

      Oh dear. would the universe explode?

  • @thedragonsunicorn
    @thedragonsunicorn Před 2 lety +213

    her witty sense of humor and sarcasm is just immaculate. 😗👌

  • @max_208
    @max_208 Před 2 lety +142

    12 and river really had a great chemestry, too bad they only got one episode together

  • @GumballMachine05
    @GumballMachine05 Před 2 lety +192

    Me: *is straight*
    Also me after watching every River episode: r/suddenlygay

  • @jakepullman4914
    @jakepullman4914 Před 2 lety +222

    The scene where she shoots the Silent behind her... I didn't realise before but if you don't look at them their main advantage is gone. Despite the name they DO make noise.

    • @dylanhodgson7605
      @dylanhodgson7605 Před 2 lety +18

      She didn’t know it was there she reacted because Plastic dude did

    • @bananaeclipse3324
      @bananaeclipse3324 Před 2 lety +23

      @@dylanhodgson7605 also could be that she saw through the reflection of rorys eyes.

    • @dylanhodgson7605
      @dylanhodgson7605 Před 2 lety +8

      @@bananaeclipse3324 maybe she did see it in plastic dude’s eyes

    • @Damons-Old-Soul
      @Damons-Old-Soul Před 2 lety +20

      She simply knows her Father well enough to understand what he's seeing given the events of the episode.

    • @Chris-hx3om
      @Chris-hx3om Před 2 lety +2

      " I didn't realise before but if you don't look at them their main advantage is gone"
      No, when you don't look at them, you forget them...

  • @shiroi201
    @shiroi201 Před 2 lety +132

    The only thing i was missing was her "when you love the doctor it's like loving the stars themselves" monologue but i still had a lot of fun watching😆

  • @stephymarie4403
    @stephymarie4403 Před 2 lety +207

    "Oh I had lessons from the very best. It's a shame you were busy that day." Did anyone else go, "dying" or am I alone on that? 🤣

    • @rowanharbour
      @rowanharbour Před 2 lety +3

      I couldn't stop laughing.

    • @LevonBlueoak
      @LevonBlueoak Před 2 lety

      It was still the Doctor. just not 11

    • @crazydisney91
      @crazydisney91 Před 2 lety +11

      @@LevonBlueoak it was 11! He was literally dying because she'd poisoned him so the tardis had to show River how to fly her to save Rory and Amy.

    • @LevonBlueoak
      @LevonBlueoak Před 2 lety +5

      @@crazydisney91 that makes sense. The TARDIS would be the best at flying herself

  • @milanivosevic4771
    @milanivosevic4771 Před rokem +76

    The part with the Dalek is epic, especially when you know River's entire timeline. The reason the Dalek is begging for mercy is because River, according to the records, did what no Dalek ever could.

  • @TaylorL333
    @TaylorL333 Před 2 lety +86

    "oOOOo Doctor you soniced her"
    Amy thats your daughter hush

  • @chiffon788
    @chiffon788 Před 2 lety +157

    2:43
    I know the flirty meaning of this line, but also...
    It does always end that way.

  • @wasi2361
    @wasi2361 Před 2 lety +90

    its insane how she was able to act like this since the very beginning like the chemistry she s had with every doctor is always new yet slightly familiar

  • @Lucy-yu9op
    @Lucy-yu9op Před 2 lety +98

    i’m a simple person, I see my queen, i click

  • @Drp_br_
    @Drp_br_ Před 2 lety +320

    “I’m river song… check your records again”
    *activates her gun*
    “MERCY.”
    “Say that again?!”
    “MERCY!”
    “One more time!…”
    “MERCYYYYYYY!!!”
    Badass since she done two things… “killed” the Doctor and kills a dalek right there!

    • @user-pb4zb9qp4z
      @user-pb4zb9qp4z Před 2 lety +14

      I love that you can actually hear the dalek gasp after she said 'check your records again'

    • @alexhollinghurst3945
      @alexhollinghurst3945 Před 2 lety +8

      @@user-pb4zb9qp4z “oh fu-”

    • @welkingunther5417
      @welkingunther5417 Před 2 lety +9

      Even better, Daleks are not programmed to say mercy at all, so it's one hell of a thing she did

    • @christopherfleetwood5252
      @christopherfleetwood5252 Před 2 lety +6

      And the Dalek’s like ‘oh shit’ because this is the woman who killed the Dalek’s apex predator.

    • @mrandmrsduquette1904
      @mrandmrsduquette1904 Před 7 dny

      And then later when Amy asks "Where's the Dalek?" and River deadpans "It died." 😂😂

  • @modsmum
    @modsmum Před 2 lety +217

    The whole River story is brilliant. There's so much more that could have been a spin off.

  • @cryofist
    @cryofist Před 2 lety +126

    ya know, he seems to take offense to how river treats her other husbands but i think it speaks out all the more to how special he is to her that she goes from being the one blatantly in charge to lying that it was him doing the right things and acting like a giddy schoolgirl and getting flustered when hes there

  • @blacklighthologram5339
    @blacklighthologram5339 Před 2 lety +79

    "It's a screwdriver it's for building cabinets." 7:25 did I just see it kill that Silence.

  • @datgaydangernoodle1315
    @datgaydangernoodle1315 Před 2 lety +199

    OMG YES THIS IS GOING STRAIGHT ON MY RIVER SONG PLAYLIST

    • @trixanicon8454
      @trixanicon8454 Před 2 lety +10

      LADIES GENTS AND NON BINARY MISERIES ITS MY FAVOURITE SIBLING, THE BEAN NEXT DOOR

    • @datgaydangernoodle1315
      @datgaydangernoodle1315 Před 2 lety +2

      @@trixanicon8454 NEXT DOOR BEAN HELLO

  • @alexrose9507
    @alexrose9507 Před 2 lety +137

    SHE IS SUCH AN ICON! Im so sad she is gone forever now. 😢

    • @liesmazarina7578
      @liesmazarina7578 Před 2 lety +8

      Yeah. But she can always return for her previous adventures.

    • @alexrose9507
      @alexrose9507 Před 2 lety +1

      @@liesmazarina7578 That is true but it wont be the same.

    • @julieeverett7442
      @julieeverett7442 Před 2 lety +15

      not quite, her spirit is still in the library, with her doctor

    • @bunnigirl74
      @bunnigirl74 Před rokem +3

      she's never really gone, after all she and the doctor did run all over time and space.

  • @thequeer_underthebed2535
    @thequeer_underthebed2535 Před 2 lety +63

    1:20 that relatable moment when your future/past/present wife tells you that apparently you weren’t the one to teach her to fly the bigger-on-the-inside space/time machine that only your dead species knows how to fly, and is the only one of its kind now and secretly has a consciousness that you’ll be connected with long before and after she’s gone.
    (TM)

  • @Jen-xl9ph
    @Jen-xl9ph Před rokem +29

    I like how the Doctor puts her in the Tardis in the last part of the video to save her, but forgets she knows how to fly the Tardis and can fly it back to him. That little detail that she is better at flying the Tardis than the Doctor is because she learned from the Tardis but he seems to forget, or plain ignore it due to pride is funny somehow.

  • @arvidassburg4500
    @arvidassburg4500 Před 2 lety +162

    Wait, where's the part where River outsmarts The Doctor's outsmarting of her outsmarting of his outsmarting of her outsmarting of his outsmarting of her outsmarting of his outsmarting of her outsmarting by kissing/poisoning him after he denies all of her other methods to kill him

    • @crusmonster1397
      @crusmonster1397 Před 2 lety +30

      That part is so funny 😂 “is killing you going to take all day?”

    • @quantumblauthor7300
      @quantumblauthor7300 Před 2 lety +6

      The goddamn banana

    • @potocurry
      @potocurry Před 2 lety +4

      Its in Lets Kill Hitler but yes that was an awesome scene which shld hv been included

  • @nebulonicc
    @nebulonicc Před 2 lety +70

    I fell in love with river song when I was first saw her episodes as a kid and I'm still in love with her, she's ✨everything✨

  • @chrisvan2688
    @chrisvan2688 Před 2 lety +43

    4:08 the amazing unspoken plan forming between the two. Perfection

  • @GooseWithAPassport
    @GooseWithAPassport Před 2 lety +35

    "hush now mommy and daddy are talking"
    *well-*

  • @Dandidoodles
    @Dandidoodles Před 2 lety +41

    "I think I might take the age down just gradually, to freak people out"

  • @nolansaylor7710
    @nolansaylor7710 Před 2 lety +25

    "Doctor Song, you've got that face on again."
    "What face?"
    "The 'He's hot when he's clever' face."
    "This is my normal face."
    "Yes it is."
    "Oh, shut up."

  • @nikdzuba1209
    @nikdzuba1209 Před 2 lety +24

    Alex Kingston is a queen all on her own, but put her in the role of Doctor Who and she becomes a whole new level of QUEEN. Legit my favorite character in my modern day television.

  • @random_human2975
    @random_human2975 Před 2 lety +31

    River Song is definitely my favourite Doctor Who character even after rewatching the show 3 times. She is an ICON

  • @davidioanhedges
    @davidioanhedges Před 2 lety +44

    Rory : What kind of Doctor are you?
    River : Archaeology ...
    ...as she shoots a Silence she cannot see, and so *cannot* remember exists ... simply because her father looks frightened ....

  • @KiraAsakura14
    @KiraAsakura14 Před 2 lety +29

    There are many love interests for the doctor but none of them, yes, not even the Master, can hold a candle to River Song.

  • @alanafowler3024
    @alanafowler3024 Před 2 lety +37

    It must have been hard for River Song to have to pretend not to know that Amy and Rory were her parents.

  • @JoeKnaggs
    @JoeKnaggs Před 2 lety +28

    River Song has to be one of the best story arcs in Doctor Who

  • @digifreak90
    @digifreak90 Před 2 lety +14

    7:45 I love how the alarm actually turns off after she uses the phone.

  • @thequeer_underthebed2535
    @thequeer_underthebed2535 Před 2 lety +51

    “I hate you sometimes!”
    “Oh, I know!!”
    THATS OKAY I DIDN’T NEED MY HEART ANYWAY
    2:30
    now that’s the correct response

  • @andrewcornwell4943
    @andrewcornwell4943 Před 9 měsíci +10

    1:18 I’ll never get over how timey wimey and perfect this line is. He was only busy because he was dying because of her.

  • @lance9263
    @lance9263 Před 2 lety +53

    Literally never clicked on a video so fast on my life

  • @cosmic7336
    @cosmic7336 Před 2 lety +50

    i would literally die for her

  • @turtleisland1940
    @turtleisland1940 Před 2 lety +31

    “I hate you sometimes”
    “I know!”
    “Oh I hate you”
    “No you don’t”

  • @DraMiaouh
    @DraMiaouh Před 2 lety +22

    One of the only three time lords who can make a dalek say "mercy"

  • @elainemcdermid9043
    @elainemcdermid9043 Před 2 lety +28

    Rivera was a wonderful character and the chemistry between her and all the doctors works so well.
    But I love the actress in all she’s done.
    Moll Flanders’s was excellent as was ER.
    (Not enough screen time in discovery of witches).
    Beautiful lady.

  • @just_kos99
    @just_kos99 Před 2 lety +25

    I'm surprised you didn't have: River: I AM his wife! Amy: Yes! And I'm his --- mother-in-law.

  • @ayeeangie21
    @ayeeangie21 Před 2 lety +13

    Her background/upbringing made me super sad... but her adulthood and the path she chose gave me so much hope :)

  • @TheKandyman
    @TheKandyman Před 2 lety +51

    THE KING HAS RETURNED 👏👏

  • @DramaxxQueen
    @DramaxxQueen Před 2 lety +18

    She's one of the best written characters ever

  • @thequeer_underthebed2535
    @thequeer_underthebed2535 Před 2 lety +13

    6:52
    Once again, she wins that tiktok challenge

  • @technotrapper
    @technotrapper Před 2 lety +9

    Her being the only thing to make a Dalek beg for mercy is perfection

  • @skykrasher4475
    @skykrasher4475 Před 2 lety +16

    3:54 WAIT A GODDAMN MINUTE
    SWAPPABLE HEADS?
    THE HUSBANDS OF RIVER SONG?!

    • @nebulonicc
      @nebulonicc Před 2 lety +3

      HOLD ON-

    • @stephymarie4403
      @stephymarie4403 Před 2 lety +4

      I was just now wondering the same. In The Library she said she dated rubbish androids so there's possibly other stories from that. I'm inclined to agree about the swappable heads but while Remi read from River's diary he said she was just with The Doctor in Manhattan so...maybe or not. Then again things can be wibbly wobbly....

  • @londongirl2768
    @londongirl2768 Před 2 lety +13

    A perfect character seriously

  • @Silverwind87
    @Silverwind87 Před 2 lety +23

    _a little headcanon of mine_
    River: Who are you?
    Thirteen: I'm... Dr. Jane Smith.
    River: You remind me of my husband for some reason.
    Thirteen: *choking back tears* Yeah wow that's very interesting!

    • @LevonBlueoak
      @LevonBlueoak Před 2 lety +4

      Well, due to the backwards manner of their relationship, River would not recognize the Doctor. Remember, she didn't realize who 12 was for a while.

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 Před rokem +1

      @@LevonBlueoak yeah that's why I wrote it like that

  • @solaris9426
    @solaris9426 Před 2 lety +8

    I love all the hints they give that 11 is on his final regeneration and never tells anyone.

  • @oli_kate
    @oli_kate Před 2 lety +9

    God I love River so much she is a goddess and a queen

  • @rcaldwell7255
    @rcaldwell7255 Před 2 lety +17

    The return of the king.

  • @TheHearingDeaf2006
    @TheHearingDeaf2006 Před 2 lety +8

    4:00 "Fezzes are cool" mother and daughter in sync. EXECUTE ORDER 66!

  • @sarahjacko8316
    @sarahjacko8316 Před 2 lety +17

    She is just the best this vid should be hour long lmao

  • @beckyhorn6266
    @beckyhorn6266 Před 5 měsíci +2

    River is and will always be my favorite.

  • @doctordoccc8295
    @doctordoccc8295 Před 2 lety +15

    Best time to stay up all night

  • @TheChillOracle
    @TheChillOracle Před 2 lety +11

    The best scene is the one where she tells the dalek her name and it keeps saying "mercy?"

  • @Narvywarvyy
    @Narvywarvyy Před 2 lety +6

    River is the reason I cry so much in doctor who.

  • @moshpitfuneral
    @moshpitfuneral Před 2 lety +9

    The universe may fear the Doctor
    But a Dalek begged River for mercy

  • @Imamazing23
    @Imamazing23 Před 2 lety +13

    6:36 THIS US A CHILDRENS SHOW. But who cares shes river song

    • @jakesinclair69420
      @jakesinclair69420 Před 9 měsíci +1

      Steven Moffatt era was the ho*niest time in doctor who. Change my mind

  • @thequeer_underthebed2535
    @thequeer_underthebed2535 Před 2 lety +9

    8:07
    ~fOrEsHAdoWiNG~

  • @DefgirRZawa
    @DefgirRZawa Před rokem +7

    I am a sucker for timetravel-stories, and honestly, of all Doctor Who-Storylines, Doctors and Rivers relationship is my favorite.
    From how it was introduced to how it plays out, the complications with it (The kissing scene hurt a bit, poor River knowing she will never kiss the Doctor again >

  • @wsconsn
    @wsconsn Před 2 lety +14

    River: I hate you sometimes!
    Ten: I KNOW!
    River: I hate you.
    Twelve: No you don’t.

  • @g.b569
    @g.b569 Před 2 lety +8

    Then swappable head!!! Lol I get that now. Gotta love Moffat for being consistent

  • @gryffin120
    @gryffin120 Před 2 lety +6

    River Song is perfect for 11. I love them both so much! I love their parents too! 😂

  • @BionicleGio22210
    @BionicleGio22210 Před 2 lety +8

    Damn, seeing the dalek beg for mercy still gives me chills