Noel + Jessica/"Where are you going?"

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  • čas přidán 1. 05. 2020
  • Go follow Noel on Twitch at / noelmiller so you can catch this shit live.
    VOD used: LET'S GET BUSY www.twitch.tv/noelmiller/v/597...
    This was on my to-do list as soon as the stream ended. Thank you Jessica. Thank you Noel.
    I'm pretty close to finishing the TUOT vid... I want it to include all of the turn ups I have and all the ones I can find in the available vods, so I've been rewatching them just to make sure... I've got at least 15 vods to go, but what I already have amounts to over 35 minutes. Can't wait to have it done!
    ***
    DISCLAIMER: THIS CHANNEL IS NOT AFFILIATED WITH THE TINY MEAT GANG, NOEL MILLER, OR CODY KO. THIS IS A FAN CHANNEL. THE GOAL OF THIS CHANNEL IS TO SHOW MY APPRECIATION FOR AND SUPPORT OF THE TINY MEAT GANG, NOEL MILLER, AND CODY KO. THIS CHANNEL HAS NEVER BEEN AND WILL NEVER BEEN MONETIZED IN ANY CAPACITY.
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Komentáře • 184

  • @shahidshaaban9018
    @shahidshaaban9018 Před 4 lety +2264

    imagine having the honor of making noel laugh like that

  • @jacksonc8857
    @jacksonc8857 Před 4 lety +1918

    if a girl tell me our kiss like gummy bears she belong to the streets

  • @donaldivery2723
    @donaldivery2723 Před 4 lety +1062

    Noel got gummy bear lips

  • @sharankaur1324
    @sharankaur1324 Před 4 lety +1158

    every story on this stream had me rolling

    • @amelialambert2846
      @amelialambert2846 Před 4 lety +5

      Which stream was this?

    • @SimonOtterson
      @SimonOtterson Před 4 lety

      rofl

    • @tootsicle
      @tootsicle Před 4 lety +3

      the back to back famous green tea and the viewer’s brother hearing his roommates “circumcision” happen in his room. and also the dog having to be put down was F U K T

  • @andreaanderson6476
    @andreaanderson6476 Před 4 lety +907

    Why does he always have those old ass phones on deck

    • @ContactBurrito
      @ContactBurrito Před 3 lety +15

      Drug dealah

    • @mak_707
      @mak_707 Před 3 lety +1

      The problem is I'm such an old ass that I didn't notice how unusual to see an old phone is.

  • @jadebbb
    @jadebbb Před 4 lety +1845

    Maybe she meant it was .... sweet? And the only thing sweet that came to mind is gummie bears???????

  • @BlakeAbernathy
    @BlakeAbernathy Před 4 lety +353

    When he dabbed up and dipped I died 💀💀

  • @ryxnmxrie
    @ryxnmxrie Před 4 lety +689

    my attention span is too short to watch streams so thanks for these

  • @kittymeows7452
    @kittymeows7452 Před 4 lety +825

    Had a dude tell me once my eyes were like ice cream and he wanted to eat them. We dated for 2 years after that for some reason?

    • @rafaeltrivino1790
      @rafaeltrivino1790 Před 4 lety +54

      I just spit my beer all over the place. That is hilarious.

    • @parwaZer
      @parwaZer Před 4 lety +79

      Kitty Meows A guy told me my eyes were like a still pond and he could see his soul in them. I never went anywhere near him again.

    • @FishGuyJer
      @FishGuyJer Před 4 lety +27

      I feel like that was more of a kidnapping or manipulation hostage situation holy shit lol

    • @ueuuehhh9748
      @ueuuehhh9748 Před 3 lety +20

      This reminds me I told my girlfriend her skin was smooth like an egg lmao

    • @jeanneseo
      @jeanneseo Před 3 lety +7

      Dude did you date Armie Hammer

  • @tamiyathomas65
    @tamiyathomas65 Před 4 lety +909

    During my senior year, I kind of had a bf (more like talking) which was exciting because I never really tried dating in highschool nor any physical contact with anyone. This guy I was talking to went to school with me AND we worked at the same job. One night, we're both outside taking out trash. It's raining, I'm sweaty, and I just really want to go home. I saw homeboy was trying to lean in for a kiss after we threw the last bag in the dumpster. I evade and go for a hug; well, dude didn't catch the vibe, so he leans in again and lands the kiss. I've got my eyes open the whole time, and this fool leans back, smile on his face, looking me dead in my eye before saying with his whole chest as I'm getting drenched in the rain: "Isn't this romantic?" 😭

    • @tmgknees
      @tmgknees  Před 4 lety +113

      Lmaoooooo 😂😂😂

    • @tamiyathomas65
      @tamiyathomas65 Před 4 lety +170

      @@tmgknees I've never bolted from a scenario so fucking fast in my entire life 😂

    • @feelosmash3749
      @feelosmash3749 Před 4 lety +15

      @@tamiyathomas65 bro wtf ..that's literally assault or am I being to extreme lmao

    • @tamiyathomas65
      @tamiyathomas65 Před 4 lety +74

      @@feelosmash3749 I don't think he was aware that I was dodging the kiss 😂 like, we hugged a lot, and I didn't mind little touches, so it must've seemed liked the next logical step for him

    • @RaikageKitchen
      @RaikageKitchen Před 4 lety +18

      uh no sir 💀💀💀💀💀

  • @DannyBoy-by5bv
    @DannyBoy-by5bv Před 4 lety +187

    This dude got sound effects for everything

  • @jaythehuman2552
    @jaythehuman2552 Před 4 lety +220

    No cap. .. I think I did something similar.....but instead of "where are you going." The chick I was with said my name...I literally stopped and dead ass said "what?" I felt that shit..

  • @PharkDysics
    @PharkDysics Před 4 lety +178

    This part of that stream killed me, jessica got burnt to a crisp that stream

  • @makeupwithsandra5801
    @makeupwithsandra5801 Před 4 lety +736

    I’ve never met a normal Jessica. That’s all I’m going to say

    • @rp-wn5or
      @rp-wn5or Před 4 lety +16

      Makeup with Sandra the only Jessica I knew couldn’t pronounce the word animals & was a horse girl

    • @onlineuser252
      @onlineuser252 Před 4 lety +9

      now that i think of it.....neither have i

    • @loveforeva12
      @loveforeva12 Před 4 lety +32

      I’ve never met a jessica and i think it’s for the best

    • @jessicafitzsimons-stevens6964
      @jessicafitzsimons-stevens6964 Před 4 lety +11

      As a jessica, I agree. We are not all there hahaha

    • @jessnchase04
      @jessnchase04 Před 4 lety +1

      Who wants to be normal?

  • @anhvu9686
    @anhvu9686 Před 4 lety +323

    somebody show her the grapefruit technique

  • @reaganhune9093
    @reaganhune9093 Před 4 lety +161

    Alright so homeboy and I were talking for like 5 months. I’m a freshman in college and dude’s a senior in hs. We met in math last year and turns out we liked each other back then but didn’t do shit cuz he already had a gf. (He broke up with her cuz of me! He told me that later) Fast forward to when he visits me in my apartment. Hella awkward cuz we were nervous virgins but he FROZE like a deer in headlights and I rolled my eyes and went in for the kill. We kissed but...his lips tasted like the cool ranch Doritos locos tacos he had eaten earlier...now I can’t even enjoy my Doritos anymore w/o wanting to gag

  • @dillonprusia5691
    @dillonprusia5691 Před 4 lety +391

    So I baby talk with my wife a little, one time I was with the boys drinking some beers, I got something in my eye and proceeded to say “oww I got somthin in muh eye” like a thirteen year old girl

  • @f0rm0r
    @f0rm0r Před 4 lety +61

    that clingy where are you going stuff was way too relatable

  • @lionelheisler4887
    @lionelheisler4887 Před 4 lety +74

    Noel clearly has his old phone drawer in the same room he streams in lmfao.

  • @callanc3925
    @callanc3925 Před 4 lety +32

    "like a red balloon at a carnival" is the most perfect fucking similie

  • @BBXcompany
    @BBXcompany Před 4 lety +73

    it seems noel usually interprets the comments the worst way possible, for this one i immediately thought:
    she stopped to make a pun bc dummy said going not cumming
    im surprised he didnt start clowning on the dude, but it turned out he was right and she was confused

  • @niyahbinghijohnson1941
    @niyahbinghijohnson1941 Před 4 lety +50

    Where is Noel pulling these old ass phones from I- 😂😂😂

  • @verkyu
    @verkyu Před 4 lety +55

    this whole stream had me screaming at 4am

  • @BillWibbly
    @BillWibbly Před 3 lety +14

    That thermometer sound was insane lmao

  • @oliviahager8427
    @oliviahager8427 Před 4 lety +34

    i watched this live and i was SCREAMING LAUGHING

  • @karlouslampkin9647
    @karlouslampkin9647 Před 4 lety +24

    This made me laugh so hard I threw up my chick fil a

  • @grantwalker329
    @grantwalker329 Před 4 lety +24

    He got that cut so he could rub his head more

  • @baetoulk5888
    @baetoulk5888 Před 4 lety +107

    omg imagine he really adds the story to a sketch.....DEAD

  • @anhvu9686
    @anhvu9686 Před 4 lety +69

    sorry if this is a lot on top of the TUOT vid but can you do a compilation of every time Noel went "this is the ... " in the podcast. Like "this is the most racist podcast" "this is the MMA hour" "this is the fortnite hour" etc.

    • @tmgknees
      @tmgknees  Před 4 lety +17

      Haha I'll look into it! Thanks for the suggestion!

  • @smilesally90
    @smilesally90 Před 4 lety +11

    that stream was one of my favorite streams to watch all the stories were so funny.

  • @user-ls2bu3vn2z
    @user-ls2bu3vn2z Před 4 lety +91

    which live is this??? cuz I want to watch it and hear all the stories I'm WHEEZING. thank you for your content

  • @krypto1304
    @krypto1304 Před 4 lety +17

    I remember this stream, best stream ever

  • @addrevenue4174
    @addrevenue4174 Před 4 lety +13

    This shit had me on the floor at 1 am while im tryna make ramen

  • @sarahere7560
    @sarahere7560 Před 4 lety +4

    So ready for the new vid!

  • @DanLikely
    @DanLikely Před 4 lety +8

    The sadness was palpable, this shit killed me

  • @beyondviolet
    @beyondviolet Před 4 lety +26

    I’ve heard girls describe a kiss as “tasting like cookies” ??? I mean at least it’s not an insult

  • @baetoulk5888
    @baetoulk5888 Před 4 lety +14

    cant wait for the tout vid tmgknees!

    • @tmgknees
      @tmgknees  Před 4 lety +1

      Thank you! I can't wait to get it done!

  • @diegosalazar447
    @diegosalazar447 Před 4 lety +10

    I remember watching this live omfg my stomach hurt like a bitch from how much i was laughing

  • @victoriastoyan9817
    @victoriastoyan9817 Před 4 lety +37

    LOOK FOR THE GUMMY BEAR ALBUM IN STORES ON NOVEMBER 13th

  • @AkireSille
    @AkireSille Před 4 lety +5

    I’m so glad I was watching when this happened it was the funniest thing 😂

  • @mak_707
    @mak_707 Před 3 lety

    This story will never get old EVER!

  • @kylaklein8226
    @kylaklein8226 Před 4 lety +4

    it’s “i’m dead i’m gone i’m laughing so hard” in a complete monotone voice for me

  • @strayble
    @strayble Před 3 lety +16

    I like to think that after he announced he was “going,” she was tryna ask where he wanted to finish but panicked and just asked “where are you going”
    that or it was a half finished dad joke

  • @fusuyreds1236
    @fusuyreds1236 Před 4 lety +10

    The gummy bears thing wasnt that weird. It's just something people do😂. Its kinda cute

  • @rafaeltrivino1790
    @rafaeltrivino1790 Před 4 lety +13

    Jessica destroyed Noel.

  • @deftrascal1626
    @deftrascal1626 Před 2 lety +5

    knowing the shit Noel has shared in the past, seeing him legit cringe before telling this story is terrifying

  • @samthemessiah9330
    @samthemessiah9330 Před 4 lety +2

    Shoutout Nole for playing pivot gang at 2:30

  • @kellymartin2031
    @kellymartin2031 Před 4 lety +2

    Tbh Jessica we all got a story like that one

  • @victorsaila5879
    @victorsaila5879 Před 3 lety +4

    After the first date with my second girlfriend we kissed for the first time & i dapped her up instead of held her hand when we kissed. its a miracle we dated for 4 months after that.

  • @indracharlene3675
    @indracharlene3675 Před 4 lety

    Jessica is such a sweetheart

  • @whimsyandsilly
    @whimsyandsilly Před rokem +1

    do yall think he ever remembers this and giggles

  • @ieatgarbage8771
    @ieatgarbage8771 Před 4 lety +1

    Funniest shit I’ve ever seen

  • @Katherrific
    @Katherrific Před 4 lety

    I remember donating one of my stories...

  • @jadyncarlston7551
    @jadyncarlston7551 Před 2 lety

    DONT LEAVE..PLEASE

  • @justincruz5720
    @justincruz5720 Před 2 lety +1

    8:10 It’s a vibe.

  • @dara03
    @dara03 Před 4 lety +2

    Dude ever since this stream everyone wants to pour out their fucked up relationship stories to Noel😂

  • @gracevickers2297
    @gracevickers2297 Před 4 lety +2

    November 13th

  • @melonbbi
    @melonbbi Před 4 lety +7

    She just wanted a taste of his gummy worm

  • @originalholydan25
    @originalholydan25 Před 4 lety +7

    Can you please tell me exactly what Jessica's message said?

    • @user-vm6mw5xw7o
      @user-vm6mw5xw7o Před 4 lety +19

      “one time I was giving this guy head and he said ‘I’m going’ instead of ‘cuming’ and I stopped and asked him where he was going”

  • @emberbabyname
    @emberbabyname Před 3 lety +1

    I definitely said some gummy bear like shit before😭🤦🏾‍♀️

  • @d.laveyyy
    @d.laveyyy Před 4 lety +2

    "she got daddy. issues." FUCK LMAOO

  • @katjosephperez8772
    @katjosephperez8772 Před rokem

    There’s a Santana song Feat. J.Lo in which she sings “cuz he really put it on me in a way that I don’t know if I’m going or coming” in the chorus

    • @katjosephperez8772
      @katjosephperez8772 Před rokem

      When this second story started, I almost danger farted myself into an accident from laughter. Now I keep switching between this and the song and trying not to piss myself. I wish I saw this video sober, but I’m also glad to be kinda drunk. It’s majestic this way.

  • @aricroy4258
    @aricroy4258 Před 4 lety +3

    2:40 people

  • @ztancomfort187
    @ztancomfort187 Před 4 lety +3

    ah so justin bieber wrote yummy for noels rainbow sparkle diamond dash honey pot baby blue gummy bear lips then. I see that

  • @imjacksondxd9074
    @imjacksondxd9074 Před 4 lety

    Joel

  • @kiran10110
    @kiran10110 Před 3 lety +2

    I want Noel to kick me out his car 😔

  • @katjosephperez8772
    @katjosephperez8772 Před rokem

    30 seconds in, and I don’t know what to do with my limbs or how to act while playing on my phone alone before sleeping. *I* feel whack.

  • @mohamedchmorra6220
    @mohamedchmorra6220 Před 4 lety +5

    Anyone know the podcast episode where the guy is talking about buying halloween stuff?

    • @tmgknees
      @tmgknees  Před 4 lety

      Check these out reddit.app.link/1p3TAVWtc6 ☺️

  • @Dani-wi1tb
    @Dani-wi1tb Před 4 lety

    Everyone is commenting best stream ever and I never got to watch it :((((

  • @Dani-wi1tb
    @Dani-wi1tb Před 4 lety

    Someone know where I can watch this stream since twitch deletes it after a month?

    • @tmgknees
      @tmgknees  Před 4 lety +2

      You can't ☹️ Once it's gone from Twitch, it's gone.

    • @Dani-wi1tb
      @Dani-wi1tb Před 4 lety

      @@tmgknees :((

  • @mariebaird6721
    @mariebaird6721 Před 3 lety

    By gummy bears does she mean sticky and bad for you?

  • @KonaSoda
    @KonaSoda Před 4 lety +7

    which stream was this?

    • @tmgknees
      @tmgknees  Před 4 lety +4

      "LET'S GET BUSY" is the name of the VOD

  • @vsaturated
    @vsaturated Před 3 lety +1

    2:47 Here you go

  • @auroraborealis7079
    @auroraborealis7079 Před 3 lety

    could it be… that sometimes girls are awkward too?? 😂😂

  • @bipoc-alypesproductions198

    One time i made out with a trans guy and he'd never kissed anyone before and he like dug his fucking teeth into my gums....bruh had good tongue game tho ngl

  • @VIZIONISHIGH
    @VIZIONISHIGH Před 4 lety

    Reposting same shit

  • @binkleyme
    @binkleyme Před 4 lety +8

    Bro it's not even that funny

    • @user-mv5tm8eu5z
      @user-mv5tm8eu5z Před 4 lety +76

      ok binkley

    • @shealee3198
      @shealee3198 Před 4 lety +6

      Yeah he presses ordinary shit too long sometimes. I think he's just running down the clock tbh.

    • @kylielem572
      @kylielem572 Před 4 lety +7

      Nah that shit was funny as fuck

    • @indracharlene3675
      @indracharlene3675 Před 4 lety +1

      not everyone one does so when that happens they click out

  • @tdrsimulations
    @tdrsimulations Před 4 lety +36

    "the sadness in that story is so fuckin' funny" - noel miller, 2020

  • @emberbabyname
    @emberbabyname Před 3 lety +3

    This guy I kissed tasted unusually sweet so I said he tasted like sugar and asked if he was pre-diabetic🥲