It's Easier to Get Into Mexico Than Costco : Jimmy O. Yang

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    Jimmy O Yang on his trip to Mexico!
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  • @OfficialLaughSociety
    @OfficialLaughSociety  Před 2 lety +5152

    How would you react in that situation?😂😅

    • @maddenalt9701
      @maddenalt9701 Před 2 lety +36

      Plain Silk Tie Chinese people don't go to Mexico. They buy property in Canada.

    • @cisium1184
      @cisium1184 Před 2 lety +9

      Well for stahtiz I'd tell the truth.

    • @speedwayjesus2660
      @speedwayjesus2660 Před 2 lety +6

      I wouldn't take a job where I had to shill bait in front of liberals all night.

    • @csr326
      @csr326 Před 2 lety +5

      Laugh

    • @TazTalksYouListen
      @TazTalksYouListen Před 2 lety +29

      That's some oddly selective censorship...
      02:21 - m.....f....r - *_Uncensored_* (audio and CC)
      03:07 - s..t - Censored (audio and CC)
      03:44 - f..k - *_Uncensored_* (audio and CC)
      04:05 - (spanish) p....e - *_Uncensored_* (audio, missing in CC)
      04:19 - f.....g - Censored (audio and CC)
      If you're going to apply censorship this poorly, why even bother?

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican Před 2 lety +11087

    The best thing about comedians is their ability to have a conversation with everyone yet no one at the same time

    • @mikegarcia9097
      @mikegarcia9097 Před 2 lety +77

      I wouldn't go down to Tijuana because they're probably gonna see my last name and be like oh

    • @joshthompson1956
      @joshthompson1956 Před 2 lety +14

      So me lmaoo

    • @Alpha-Mike-Foxtrot
      @Alpha-Mike-Foxtrot Před 2 lety +7

      Clever

    • @Zack29810
      @Zack29810 Před 2 lety +13

      this is something a tumblr chick would say.

    • @pumpkinheadghoul
      @pumpkinheadghoul Před 2 lety +16

      @@mikegarcia9097 Just sneak back into the USA. That way you can get a free plane ride to whichever red state you want.

  • @marcuscicero9587
    @marcuscicero9587 Před 2 lety +15673

    immediately throws Ian under the bus.

  • @xitlaltepec
    @xitlaltepec Před 2 lety +4326

    the end is what got me. as a mexican, i can confirm that some of us can be pretty racist to other races, but when you mistake us for other latin american countries, then we get all pissed off. kinda ironic but it’s true

    • @skate23ism
      @skate23ism Před 2 lety +95

      Good thing is I am Mexican, so when they are guessing, they're probably right hehe

    • @marvinracer88
      @marvinracer88 Před 2 lety +56

      As a mexican, I confirm this.

    • @Mauricioromero
      @Mauricioromero Před 2 lety +1

      As a Mexican I can't confirm that, only if they tell me I'm Argentinian, but because maldita selección argentina me caga

    • @lune3652
      @lune3652 Před 2 lety +74

      As a salvadorean I get furious when they call me a Mexican

    • @xitlaltepec
      @xitlaltepec Před 2 lety +45

      @@lune3652 it’s facts. i hate being called a salvadoran. this is like the one thing we agree on lol

  • @ParvDoshi
    @ParvDoshi Před 2 lety +1613

    If I Get to meet him I’ll definitely say
    “Hey there’s an American”
    “Holy shit he looks like rocky balboa”

    • @jnooney8225
      @jnooney8225 Před 2 lety +22

      Uh, sorry but Rocky Balboa (Sylvester Stalone) looks, wait for it, ITALIAN.

    • @ronsmith4325
      @ronsmith4325 Před 2 lety +3

      LMAO

    • @kempeioniiko7916
      @kempeioniiko7916 Před rokem

      @@jnooney8225 ITALIAN= BLACK

    • @wamengxiong0409
      @wamengxiong0409 Před rokem +4

      @@jnooney8225 wait, Jimmy DOESNT look like him? Pretty sure you need your eyes checked xD
      (BTW, this is a joke)

    • @abrahamlima5052
      @abrahamlima5052 Před rokem +3

      @@jnooney8225 Italian stAlion

  • @zeus982
    @zeus982 Před 2 lety +22124

    Having been to Tijuana several times, he isn’t exaggerating at all. There is literally a revolving style door to get into Mexico. Just walk right in lol

    • @DeezNuts-
      @DeezNuts- Před 2 lety +104

      I gotta go there i here you can get all kinds of drugs no prescription at a mexican pharmacy yeaaahh babbbbbyyyy

    • @tonytiger8248
      @tonytiger8248 Před 2 lety +167

      Not anymore. You need a passport to get into Mexico now. It’s been like that for a few years now.

    • @talibanjoebiden4678
      @talibanjoebiden4678 Před 2 lety +133

      @MrsKelly you're tripping Im in the border I was at the border today and saw about 200 deported people getting escorted back this is a weekly thing there's some places where there is no bridge or anything where you can just walk across, but if there's a port of entry then you will forsure need your papers. And if you're trying bring your car you need your papers.

    • @talibanjoebiden4678
      @talibanjoebiden4678 Před 2 lety +65

      @@tonytiger8248 no you don't you've never needed a passport, what part of Mexico are you crossing at? All they do is charge you on the American side 4.50$, Mexican side there's a red/green light that lets you know if you pass, if you get red you get searched but you still don't get asked for papers.

    • @talibanjoebiden4678
      @talibanjoebiden4678 Před 2 lety +21

      @@tonytiger8248 boquilla is the only place I've been where you can just walk across the river but there's park rangers everywhere. There's border patrols everywhere else and a big fence.

  • @anibalcimmerian6351
    @anibalcimmerian6351 Před 2 lety +5763

    "He managed to insult me with the only 3 english words he knew" As a Mexican I can say... Yep that sounds 100% Mexican. 😂

    • @daniel_2658
      @daniel_2658 Před 2 lety +200

      He wasn’t Mexican tho

    • @mkbcoolman
      @mkbcoolman Před 2 lety +149

      LMAO!! I'm not Mexican, but my hometown in the Texas Panhandle is 80% Mexican. 3 words is more than enough for a Mexican to insult just about anything.

    • @justvibing2171
      @justvibing2171 Před 2 lety +128

      What makes this more hilarious is that he wasnt Mexican 😂

    • @adam-dn3hi
      @adam-dn3hi Před 2 lety +3

      The idiots in the comments who didnt get the joke🤦‍♂️

    • @dussstinnn
      @dussstinnn Před 2 lety +1

      @@adam-dn3hi ik especially daniel...

  • @gabigol52
    @gabigol52 Před 2 lety +654

    You see, THIS is how you do comedy. No screaming, just really good jokes.

    • @brandonhoffman4712
      @brandonhoffman4712 Před rokem +1

      And yet you scream in text form! THIS IS SCREAMING IN TEXT FORM...

    • @weebdweeb3951
      @weebdweeb3951 Před rokem +1

      @@brandonhoffman4712 I think they meant that comedians often scream because, to some comedians
      Screaming = funny
      Ravioli just used it for tone in this case, they just don't like how they use screaming to make people laugh

    • @thejamesasher
      @thejamesasher Před rokem +2

      with the exception of sam kinison, youre right

    • @papagrounds
      @papagrounds Před rokem

      You talking to yourself? "You see your mother 2, this is comedy. SHUT UP your mother 3, nobody asked you!"

    • @TheShop90sKids
      @TheShop90sKids Před rokem +1

      If you say so. I smiled the whole video but didn’t laugh 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @windyrosestorm
    @windyrosestorm Před 2 lety +301

    As a Salvadoran, I approve how well executed this joke was. 😆

    • @Elmerfudd27
      @Elmerfudd27 Před rokem +10

      Yep, I’m from El Salvador too and it’s so true!! My wife is Mexican and sometimes she calls me Mexican and the first thing I say is “ Im not Mexican woman” lol 😂

  • @electronron1
    @electronron1 Před 2 lety +13831

    This reminded me of one of my favorite teachers in high school, Mr. Wong. He was brought to the US as a child and was getting ready to take his citizenship exam the last time I saw him and I'm sure he passed with flying colors. What did he teach? American History.

    • @makinbacon163
      @makinbacon163 Před 2 lety +33

      CUHS?

    • @electronron1
      @electronron1 Před 2 lety +30

      @@makinbacon163 WOHS

    • @makinbacon163
      @makinbacon163 Před 2 lety +264

      I had a Mr. Wong that taught history too lol

    • @edithdlp8045
      @edithdlp8045 Před 2 lety +118

      Great subject to teach. I wanted to study history but instead I studied civil engineering.

    • @edithdlp8045
      @edithdlp8045 Před 2 lety +198

      @@makinbacon163 I had a Mrs. Wong in kindergarten who taught english. Never knew if she was a US citizen or not. When you are 5 you don't care about who is a us citizen and who is not.

  • @danf8047
    @danf8047 Před 2 lety +7986

    Man, JImmy's comedy is effortless and smooth, I like his style

    • @Baeur
      @Baeur Před 2 lety +97

      No matter how good you are, there is always an asian better at it.

    • @btrueeth
      @btrueeth Před 2 lety +11

      I didn't even crack a smile.

    • @SpoonLegend
      @SpoonLegend Před 2 lety +14

      @@btrueeth Exactly. He has some good jokes but most of them are corny/just not funny.

    • @phils6326
      @phils6326 Před 2 lety +83

      It's funnier if you can relate. I'm assuming you are an "Ian"

    • @rnguyen2516
      @rnguyen2516 Před 2 lety +27

      I like it, too! I think it’s like hearing someone telling a funny story at a party. Very natural and casual!

  • @sophiebaker3907
    @sophiebaker3907 Před 2 lety +108

    "Well was he American?"
    "I mean his name is Ian, soo...."
    Says the guy named JIMMY

    • @carladams9345
      @carladams9345 Před 2 lety +11

      His birth name was Au-yeung Man-Sing. According to google.

    • @skebaba918
      @skebaba918 Před rokem

      Also I assume he was American since THE FUCKERS LET HIM THROUGH WITHOUT CHECKING HIS ID?? Like WTF kind of question was that, didn't the mfs just let him through a short while ago?

    • @user-xl5kd6il6c
      @user-xl5kd6il6c Před rokem +2

      @@skebaba918 What are you even basing that argument on? He said they didn't check ID to enter Mexico

    • @skebaba918
      @skebaba918 Před rokem

      @@user-xl5kd6il6c Then why did they let him through if they don't know whether he was American or nah??? Think...

    • @user-xl5kd6il6c
      @user-xl5kd6il6c Před rokem +3

      @@skebaba918 They didn't. He's doing stand-up, not explaining how many hours and processes he went through.
      You must be a special kind of stupid to think someone would be interrogated at the border, but not checked for all their documents, ID, valid visa, etc

  • @ben_voyage
    @ben_voyage Před 2 lety +80

    True comedy is making fun of others and yourself and not getting pissed about any of it. This was some good stuff.

  • @Santos043
    @Santos043 Před 2 lety +1011

    'You don't have to clap. my point is, nothing has changed...still Asian' 😂😂

  • @fiftysquiggly
    @fiftysquiggly Před 2 lety +3004

    This randomly showed up in my feed and I don't know why - I never watch stand up comedy. But you know what? I can't complain - this guy is really, really funny!

    • @OfficialLaughSociety
      @OfficialLaughSociety  Před 2 lety +70

      Glad that you liked the video!

    • @KelvinFPV
      @KelvinFPV Před 2 lety +1

      Same

    • @overthetoppranks
      @overthetoppranks Před 2 lety +2

      Stand up is awesome, definitely worth checking out

    • @gospelslang9027
      @gospelslang9027 Před 2 lety

      Really, really funny?? I'm curious. What are some of your really, really favorite funny comedy movies ?

    • @overthetoppranks
      @overthetoppranks Před 2 lety +7

      @@gospelslang9027 Sort of weird how you’re prodding at someone else’s taste in comedy.. I thought this bit was really x3 funny as well

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un Před 2 lety +264

    Mexican border guard: Welcome to Mexico, enjoy your time here!
    Visitor: Wow this easy, I hope it'll be this easy getting back in-
    American border guard: *You know the rules, and so do I*
    America, where playing "Who's the racist?" is like playing Uno with nothing but Reverse cards.

    • @kevinlopezobrien5366
      @kevinlopezobrien5366 Před 2 lety +4

      That last comment is the best damn thing I've read in a good while. Bravo!

    • @fdam37
      @fdam37 Před 2 lety +10

      did I really just get Rickrolled by a comment

    • @heythave
      @heythave Před 2 lety

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @brandonhoffman4712
      @brandonhoffman4712 Před rokem +3

      Korea, where playing "who's the nationalist" is like playing uno with only wild draw 4's...

    • @Marlin123
      @Marlin123 Před rokem

      Look who's talking about border patrol

  • @natnatiko2568
    @natnatiko2568 Před 2 lety +10

    When you are threatened to be sent back to where you came from only to realize that the person threatening you is from the exact same place 😂

  • @guillermosenties.848
    @guillermosenties.848 Před 2 lety +6493

    Haven't laugh to a new comedian in a while. New fan. From Mexico.

  • @charlessaint7926
    @charlessaint7926 Před 2 lety +2018

    This is what living with my grandparents was like. Grandma was Japanese, Grandpa was American. Both were World War II veterans from their respective country. Grandma was a nurse for the Imperial Army. Grandpa was in the US Army in the Pacific. They fought constantly, but loved each other.

    • @gm7059
      @gm7059 Před 2 lety +7

      you're so boring, it's incredible. no wonder you're a fan of this terrible comic.

    • @ilkinmustafayev
      @ilkinmustafayev Před 2 lety +156

      @@gm7059 get outta here

    • @gm7059
      @gm7059 Před 2 lety +5

      @@ilkinmustafayev sorry I don't have blue hair. I'll get outta here. sheeeit.

    • @brookelynnenewcomer943
      @brookelynnenewcomer943 Před 2 lety +103

      @@gm7059 someone is desperate for attention.

    • @yeesintx
      @yeesintx Před 2 lety +8

      Was your Grandpa ethnic Japanese, Chinese, White, Black, ...what? This is precisely the issue, assuming only white can be identified as American?

  • @pontefit4447
    @pontefit4447 Před 2 lety +58

    I just went to Tijuana last week. This guy is not exaggerating at all. It was exactly as he describes.
    The best part of this is that I’m Mexican, and I was highly disappointed that they did not even looked at my documents. It felt weird that even at a fkin Walmart they check your ticket but not on my country.
    Going back it’s a different story, not that intimidating but definitely different

  • @R.DeMora
    @R.DeMora Před 2 lety +11

    I love how the guy doing the subtitles outright wrote "huh?" when he said the Mexican dude told him "ah, un pinche chinito eh?" 😂

  • @m.davidmccormick7062
    @m.davidmccormick7062 Před 2 lety +2404

    As an American who lived in Asia for 10 years, I can say with absolute certainty that Jimmy O. Yang is a national treasure and we are lucky as hell to have him. I relate so much to his experiences and stories and hope he never stops putting out content. His book is awesome!! Go buy it!!

    • @lorenzemildelamerced5237
      @lorenzemildelamerced5237 Před 2 lety +4

      What's the title of his book please?

    • @sidjtd
      @sidjtd Před 2 lety +14

      I don’t really get what you living in Asia has anything to do with Jimmy Yang

    • @m.davidmccormick7062
      @m.davidmccormick7062 Před 2 lety +46

      @@sidjtd because he talks a lot about his experiences of leaving the country of his birth to live somewhere else, and I left the country of my birth to live somewhere else. i can't believe those dots need to be connected, but there ya go

    • @freshstart4423
      @freshstart4423 Před 2 lety +1

      We all fight corruption in Healthcare, banking, government, manufacturing. Its always been a battle against corruption.
      USA has always rescued people from slavery and oppression.
      We had abolishionists who worked hard to rescue slaves but many slaves declined to leave their masters.
      Our government ledgers prove we paid workers to build military bases and federal buildings but the slaves chose to give their wages to their masters.

    • @jofla
      @jofla Před 2 lety +1

      nice try Jimmy

  • @h1rhs33
    @h1rhs33 Před 2 lety +2730

    To be fair Jimmy just described the American experience

    • @blue3374
      @blue3374 Před 2 lety +67

      Nah this is the minority experience.
      Even I get this in Asia for being biracial; no matter my citizenship & how culturally in touch I am with my Asian side, I’ll never be viewed as one by others who are not mixed 🤷‍♀️

    • @kelvinfernandez4058
      @kelvinfernandez4058 Před 2 lety +26

      @@blue3374 you just think that because you're also a minority. But even the whitest people get treated like shit by other whites. Italians used to get shit for not been American for the longest. The Irish were not allowed in the same venues as Americans. There are signs from the Jim Crow era with "no dogs, no blacks, no irish" written on them.

    • @cbgbstew4072
      @cbgbstew4072 Před 2 lety +7

      @@kelvinfernandez4058 Yes. And thank you for pointing this out!

    • @wrinkleintime4257
      @wrinkleintime4257 Před 2 lety +18

      The hyphen American experience
      All of us who are something-American before anything else :’)

    • @mckenzie.latham91
      @mckenzie.latham91 Před 2 lety +5

      well for anyone whose not white

  • @user-xc9ns8lb3z
    @user-xc9ns8lb3z Před 3 měsíci +3

    To be fair Jimmy just described the American experience. As a Salvadoran, I approve how well executed this joke was. .

  • @Amerayl
    @Amerayl Před 2 lety +4

    Oh man, this brought back my border incident 24 or so years ago. The forty people in front of me are asked if they were a U. S. Citizen. When I get to the Border Patrol dude, "Were you born in the U.S.?" I proceed to get grilled for at least 40 minutes because I had to admit I was born in Korea. Haven't been back to Mexico since.

  • @faraday3172
    @faraday3172 Před 2 lety +5954

    I didn't know that Jimmy was a comedian lol Watched his Xmas movie recently and totally fell for him. Definitely new fan from Mexico ❤❤❤

    • @theramiam155
      @theramiam155 Před 2 lety +85

      I know…!!!
      Same here!!
      Oh and yeah! I fell for him to when I saw after seeing his new Xmas movie on Netflix.
      Yippi Kai yay!!

    • @soni8995
      @soni8995 Před 2 lety +47

      😂 And I love that you're from Mexico. 🙂

    • @irissupercoolsy
      @irissupercoolsy Před 2 lety +41

      he was so good in the movie!

    • @miraclesfitnessmusicsingin6671
      @miraclesfitnessmusicsingin6671 Před 2 lety +32

      @@theramiam155 yeah i only watched it cause Nina Dobrev plays in it, but yeah he's good and funny

    • @Classyrican
      @Classyrican Před 2 lety +5

      same haha!

  • @lunelilyonrunescape
    @lunelilyonrunescape Před 2 lety +1855

    Excellent. I laughed frequently, and especially hard at the “great, now *I’m* the fucking racist.” I really appreciate how this guy is so relatable to folks who are American but don’t get ID’ed as such because they’re not white.

    • @kaldo8907
      @kaldo8907 Před 2 lety +61

      It's funny you say that. I'm an American and my skin is white. I think of myself as white though I'm 1/4 native. This really messes up people's perception of me. In the US, people think I'm Eastern European. In Europe, people think I'm Slavic. In the Middle East, most people think I'm Arab, but a different type than they are - a lot of people think I'm Syrian, except Syrians think I'm Lebanese or Ukrainian.
      No one relates to me, even the people who are like me. I'm always "something else" or "not like them", even if I am like them.

    • @martinsvillechivo7892
      @martinsvillechivo7892 Před 2 lety +7

      @@kaldo8907 It isn't your fault for another individual's ignorance

    • @carrickmchwain2296
      @carrickmchwain2296 Před 2 lety +23

      @@kaldo8907 Perhaps that is why Martin Luther said we should be judged by the content of our character rather than the color of our skin.
      Which effectively proved CRT and liberalism are racist.

    • @TheDeathmail
      @TheDeathmail Před 2 lety +11

      @@carrickmchwain2296 Everybody is racist to some extent...
      The thing is... when a huge problem happened with something, then people view the whole thing as pure bad/evil and that it shouldn't be mentioned or it's wrong to be that way...
      Like, if an Asian film studio remade a film that had black people with Asian actors, people in America would be pissed because there is a huge history of racism here. But if the reverse happened, most of the people in the Asian would understand and be supportive, because they themselves do not have a history of being of being oppressed or their cultural heritage being washed.

    • @kingkylie9655
      @kingkylie9655 Před 2 lety +6

      @@kaldo8907 Your last name is literally Miller. Youre an American jew, whats so hard for you to fit in? Yoiure a white dude, stop trying to victimize yourself

  • @Microwaveboy420
    @Microwaveboy420 Před 2 lety +3

    ''I think i saw him at my uncles wedding 2 years ago'' killed me 💀

  • @ocn_palm
    @ocn_palm Před 2 lety +6451

    To be fair though, if the dude pointed to himself when he said “Mexico, Korea, tomorrow” then it’s kind of his fault that Jimmy thought he was mexican

    • @mbr8167
      @mbr8167 Před 2 lety +164

      What I like is that even though he knows he made a mistake, it's not a big deal and he didn't accuse him of racism or something like that. Which is what the comedian should've done.

    • @Aaron-zu3xn
      @Aaron-zu3xn Před 2 lety +91

      lots of salvadorians in mexico because of the war but yeah honest mistake,white people still call MS-13 a mexican street gang because they use the border

    • @angeofdeth6552
      @angeofdeth6552 Před 2 lety +14

      @@Aaron-zu3xn not really, they know it's a salvadorian gang that started in Los Angeles CA USA, you a clown assuming shit.

    • @grilledflatbread4692
      @grilledflatbread4692 Před 2 lety +88

      The racist thing is that white people in the West Coast seem to use "Mexican" for any Hispanic person. "Sorry I don't speak Mexican."

    • @blue3374
      @blue3374 Před 2 lety +124

      @@grilledflatbread4692 It’s not always out of racism but it is for sure out of ignorance.
      It’s all about exposure. One of the most prominent Latino groups in the US is Mexico due to proximity and other factors. So it’s not THAT surprising that most people equate Latinos in general to Mexicans.
      But are we really going to pretend that, on the flip side, Latinos don’t also make sweeping generalizations like this as well? A prime example being how all Asians are mainly labeled as “Chinos”?
      Funny how that seems to be ignored and swept under the rug but stuff like this is magnified once it puts Latinos under the bus 🤔

  • @Atite_Lometen
    @Atite_Lometen Před 2 lety +487

    lol As a Salvadorian I approve this message 😂

    • @OfficialLaughSociety
      @OfficialLaughSociety  Před 2 lety +15

      🙌🙌🙌🙌

    • @rickr949
      @rickr949 Před 2 lety +33

      @@BeardedDragonMan1997 you're the first one or you wouldn't have commented.

    • @thatdemoninthecar
      @thatdemoninthecar Před 2 lety

      @@BeardedDragonMan1997 apparently the poster of the video + 307 other people.

  • @crazestyle83
    @crazestyle83 Před 4 měsíci +3

    You won me over with "i was feeling patriotic, so i went to hooters" 😂

  • @TTTTTTTTT853
    @TTTTTTTTT853 Před 9 měsíci

    "That guy definitely watched The Great Wall many times" lmao is true

  • @kevinberger3501
    @kevinberger3501 Před 2 lety +1459

    Neighbour: your son’s wife is Chinese?
    Me: actually, she’s born in Vietnam but adopted in a French Canadian family as a baby.
    Neighbour: yeah the Chinese girl!
    Me: sure, the Chinese girl

    • @Alphacentauri819
      @Alphacentauri819 Před 2 lety +43

      To be fair…if she did genetic/ancestry testing, you might be surprised.
      My son’s dad escaped from Vietnam. He’d consider himself Vietnamese, but knew there was some Chinese ancestry too. If you study the history, you can see where there are links.
      Anyways…my son’s ancestral testing came back with higher percentage Chinese than any other southeast Asian ancestry. Despite his dad being “Vietnamese”. She could indeed be part Chinese.
      I get what you’re saying though, that people unfortunately assume, group people based on some features & don’t listen. That is frustrating.

    • @kevinberger3501
      @kevinberger3501 Před 2 lety +139

      @@Alphacentauri819 I have nothing against discussing ancestry. I’m Canadian, but I have Polish and Irish roots. That’s a whole other conversation. My daughter in law has a French accent and she is clearly québécoise French Canadian from the explanation I gave my neighbour, yet he still describes her as the “Chinese girl”. This happens a lot too. He’s not a bad guy, just a little ignorant.

    • @dashdashdash_
      @dashdashdash_ Před 2 lety +10

      @@kevinberger3501 It happens in life, sucks but hey ignorant people exist and it would be ignorant to try and change them.

    • @Alphacentauri819
      @Alphacentauri819 Před 2 lety +16

      @@kevinberger3501 yes, ignorant people everywhere.
      We all have been ignorant though,…but it can be easier to see in others.
      I’m adopted and I must say…please be careful with also just identifying her as where she was raised. That glosses over a huge layer of who she is.
      I’ve never felt like I belong. Although I smile and get along…I feel like I don’t really fit anywhere. A huge part is the adoption piece. It is a profound trauma…if you study the neuroscience and psychology. The science of the developing brain, bonding (attachment theory) etc, has grown astronomically in the last couple decades.
      She is likely a complexity of things, that is hard to define by one oversimplified label…
      Truly, all of us humans are categorized and oversimplified and a lot of it is incorrect (as it doesn’t fully represent who we are).
      Adoption can be a mishmash of grief (much unresolved) and hope, loss and hopefully love, and a myriad of other things. It’s not a nice, simple, packaged enterprise…but human lives, upended and changed forever. Yes, it’s lovely that people adopt, but it has always, always, come out of loss first.
      My heart goes out to your daughter in law. It wasn’t until my 40’s that I finally have gotten some awareness, answers, hope to the excruciatingly disruptive grief that came from the whole thing. It can have outreaching (and often invisible and the own person is unaware of where it’s coming from) effects.
      Many who haven’t been adopted ( and even those who have) have an overly simplistic and one dimensional view of adoption. Not only does it make them feel more comfortable, but it’s how it’s presented in society. We deal in a society that is so good at invalidating, covering up, and denying anything that feels complicated. It then is put in a “palatable” and “digestible” presentation, glossed over as “the best for everyone”.
      Anyways, your daughter in law is a Vietnamese adoptee, who was raised in French Canada, Canadian too…many other things that I’m sure she is. We all say things to simplify though.

    • @tracyl5639
      @tracyl5639 Před 2 lety +1

      😂😂

  • @reddoberman0356
    @reddoberman0356 Před 2 lety +139

    He managed to insult me with the only 3 words he knew- had me rolling on the floor

  • @generalimlerith8356
    @generalimlerith8356 Před 2 lety +5

    Jimmy is so funny instantly fixes my bad moods cuz I’m always laughing watching him

  • @mightysavage459
    @mightysavage459 Před 2 lety

    The last few minutes was funny as hell!! LMAO!! 🤣🤣

  • @gem455
    @gem455 Před 2 lety +625

    The Salvadoran ending is sooo true. For some reason they get so mad when you ask if they’re Mexican but the opposite is not true

    • @visi5612
      @visi5612 Před 2 lety +21

      @C0mmand 0ption You assume things whether or not you're aware of it. It's simply impossible to ask everything for confirmation. You'll never get through your day. "Hm, there's a person in this lecture hall standing behind the front desk with notes, a clicker, and a laptop. I wonder if they are the professor for this class." Would you go up to ask if they're the professor? I would assume no.

    • @isabel_gi1
      @isabel_gi1 Před 2 lety +20

      I’m Salvi and I get a bit offended when people assume haha

    • @gem455
      @gem455 Před 2 lety +34

      @@isabel_gi1 I’m Mexican and I don’t get mad when people “assume”. It’s really rare if someone asks if I’m Salvadoran but it happens. I don’t get offended because why would I be mad if they asked If I’m Salvi, they’re not a plague or something. I take it if you’re rude about it you hate the idea of it

    • @rbkrivera
      @rbkrivera Před 2 lety +30

      @@gem455 i guess its just the feeling that the person who asks that, thinks all latinos are mexican, so some latinos could get offended by that (the same thing happens to asians lmao)

    • @rgdssd
      @rgdssd Před 2 lety +13

      Yeah when I lived in Spain everyone asked me if I was Colombian or Peruvian. I didn’t care. 🤣
      There’s a lot of jealousy and anger towards Mexicans because they are a powerhouse culture in Latin America. Oh well 🤷‍♀️

  • @jasonbourne1596
    @jasonbourne1596 Před 2 lety +122

    "Is Ian an American " That's a good question officer, maybe you should bring him in here too, lol

  • @lauraruizesparza4654
    @lauraruizesparza4654 Před rokem +1

    4:06 “pinche chinito”
    jajajaja lo ameeee😍🤣

  • @Queith
    @Queith Před 2 lety +2

    HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA just saw the short version of this and came looking for the full version and I didn't see my country being the punch line of the whole story! 😂😂😂😂😂 That was hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Thank you!🇸🇻

  • @rustinvanker
    @rustinvanker Před 2 lety +225

    "Restart my ping pong career... that ship has sailed!"

  • @Regnum_Dei
    @Regnum_Dei Před 2 lety +659

    As a Salvadorian trying to explain somewhat often to my paissa central and southern american people that there are other asian adjectives than "Chino." This made me crack TF up LOL!

    • @risktak3r1994
      @risktak3r1994 Před 2 lety +26

      Bro i was weak when he said "I'm not Mexican, I'm El Salvador" I'm half Guanaco and Chapín and people like us can relate to this so much 🤣🤣

    • @adauco
      @adauco Před 2 lety +27

      @@risktak3r1994 es bien comun, los chinos de corea, y los mexicanos del salvador. jajaja,

    • @user-pe5eq5ms1b
      @user-pe5eq5ms1b Před 2 lety +1

      lol

    • @Mr.DontKnow
      @Mr.DontKnow Před 2 lety +2

      Orale!

    • @tipherath9554
      @tipherath9554 Před 2 lety +2

      Thank you hermanos for being here. I also lost it after the "I'm salvadoran!"

  • @TomorrowisYesterday
    @TomorrowisYesterday Před 2 lety +58

    This would have been so much funnier if he told a story about getting detained inside a Costco the same way: "It's easier to get into Mexico than a Costco. You just walk right in. And that's it. Now let me tell you about Costco...Sir, why did you lie to us about being a Costco member? This is a very serious offense."
    10x funnier.

  • @kyong0613
    @kyong0613 Před 7 měsíci

    그소심한듯 뀽한(?) 표정이 넘 기욤......🫶
    His timid-ish and nerd-like side is a plus point of his charm💖 Dang cute!!

  • @gonzayare
    @gonzayare Před 2 lety +610

    3:40 That's story really sounds like something a real mexican or salvadorian would say. I mean, even a highly educated, very polite and cool latinoamerican with no bad intentions.

    • @aimimoque1155
      @aimimoque1155 Před 2 lety +94

      Absolutely! When Jimmy told that story I thought to myself: "Awww that man only wanted to be nice to him!" Latinos tend to make friends through random conversations with strangers 💞😂

    • @AzNightmare
      @AzNightmare Před 2 lety +37

      *Well to be fair, the guy did point to himself and say "Mexico". Does an Salvadorian do this?*

    • @aquiro
      @aquiro Před 2 lety +3

      @@AzNightmare no we don't

    • @TheRumpelstinskin
      @TheRumpelstinskin Před 2 lety

      @@aimimoque1155 lol people in general do that...

    • @alienweed6396
      @alienweed6396 Před 2 lety +10

      Salvies dont claim mexico and vice versa. U might get a bad look if you mix em up

  • @TheDiepzone
    @TheDiepzone Před 2 lety +799

    LMAO this was actually similar to my TJ experience. Going into Mexico, super easy, coming back to the US, this Asian border control dude kept hammering me with questions like what did I do there and what do you do for work, where do you live etc, meanwhile I see all these other people just passing through.

    • @u2529
      @u2529 Před 2 lety +111

      it was probably the same dude that stopped jimmy LOL

    • @mariajason3547
      @mariajason3547 Před 2 lety +19

      😂😂😂😂😂what about black people are they being stopped like Asians.....
      What about WHITE MEXICANS ,do the border police know if someone is white Mexican?

    • @jessicaali4256
      @jessicaali4256 Před 2 lety +5

      @Brandon King what hat? what are you talking about?

    • @hueso5071
      @hueso5071 Před 2 lety +11

      @@mariajason3547 obviously, if they have a Mexican passport. Most white Mexicans are wealthy, so I don't think the cross the border that often. They usually fly in and out of Mexico.

    • @phattjohnson
      @phattjohnson Před 2 lety +3

      @Brandon King Was it a MAGA hat? It might've been more about what KIND of hat, as opposed to just any hat.. :P

  • @gladiator_games
    @gladiator_games Před 2 lety +1

    🤣🤣🤣🤣 great ending

  • @19Goofy92
    @19Goofy92 Před 2 lety +1

    End Killed me😂

  • @Synthious
    @Synthious Před 2 lety +360

    Idk how long Jimmy's been doing stand up for but I discovered him sometime during covid and he's probably in my top 3 favorite comedians. His delivery is always just so good

    • @NateB
      @NateB Před 2 lety +7

      You should see his bit in Silicon Valley.

    • @phattjohnson
      @phattjohnson Před 2 lety +3

      ​@@NateB Silicon Valley is where I first saw him. He's an absolute crack-up!

    • @karenandrews4224
      @karenandrews4224 Před 2 lety +5

      Jin yang is the best character on Silicon Valley

    • @skipondowntheroad5833
      @skipondowntheroad5833 Před 2 lety

      @@karenandrews4224 He's okay. Not bad for an asian.

    • @REASONvsRANDOM
      @REASONvsRANDOM Před rokem

      Seems like a legit comment…

  • @Aar0nDown
    @Aar0nDown Před 2 lety +86

    Normally I don’t find comedians that funny, but this guy was hilarious.

  • @HinrikS
    @HinrikS Před 2 lety +5

    My partner and i actually did see an Asian family in Iceland and we knew right away that they were Americans. Grandpa and Grandma might have been first or second gen, but the kids were (no offence) American loud, and had an accent that even we, Icelandic and English respectively, could tell was Californian. And of course the whole speaking English to each other thing was a clue.

  • @mathismuller6033
    @mathismuller6033 Před 2 lety +12

    I remember how intimidated I was as a child going through American customs. It was my first and only time so far going to America and we had to scan our fingers and it was all so cool and frightening. Also back then my English speaking capabilities where close to none. In Germany it is a lot easier (granted, I am a citizen) you just show your ID card and that`s basically it.

  • @user-rc8mf6ve6k
    @user-rc8mf6ve6k Před 2 lety +40

    As a Korean, i watched Mexico Vs Korea in Mexican restaurant in LA, at morning. alone. I really appreciate to Mexican soccer players. u guys did great job.

  • @lulutunes7496
    @lulutunes7496 Před 2 lety +59

    Why does the audience sound like they're just going wooOOOAHHHHhhhh instead of laughing at every joke

    • @ona4981
      @ona4981 Před 2 lety +4

      Right! They sound amazed smh I couldn't even finish the video

    • @timumbra2476
      @timumbra2476 Před 2 lety

      That last one tho

    • @applemonster9615
      @applemonster9615 Před 2 lety +4

      It’s like they don’t know if they’re allowed to laugh at his jokes

  • @wadi_kazi
    @wadi_kazi Před rokem

    lmfao I just can’t! Jimmy is hilarious loved him in Love Hard and Fantasy Island cracked me up in both those movies as well 🤣

  • @alexanderdotxxx6108
    @alexanderdotxxx6108 Před 2 lety +224

    omg so true, I’m Mexican, I live in Tijuana, getting into the US from Mexico is scary AF lmao, but then going back into Mexico is pretty damn easy

    • @ADJackD
      @ADJackD Před 2 lety +4

      Well obviously they want you out but don’t you want back in which is why they difficult even for united statians who are half asian, european, latinos/hispanic etc

    • @stefthorman8548
      @stefthorman8548 Před 2 lety

      @@ADJackD what are you talking about? it was difficult for that guy because he lied about his American citizenship.

    • @elchechar877
      @elchechar877 Před 2 lety

      factsssssssssssssss

    • @robertgarcia7024
      @robertgarcia7024 Před 2 lety

      It's not difficult if you have your documents and are not doing anything illegal. The thing is the waiting time to cross is a drag, typically crossing to the US you'll have a looong line of people because they actually check for your documents and sometimes even check your car, ask where you are going and for what reason, they look for something suspicious, whatever.. Crossing into Mexico there is almost never a line because they pretty much never check for anything.

    • @heythave
      @heythave Před 2 lety

      @@robertgarcia7024 yes, it takes time to check and profile drug carriers and mules.

  • @thatrussianguy2220
    @thatrussianguy2220 Před 2 lety +37

    “Sir, I’m not Korean, I’m Chinese”
    Sir: *Reverse uno card*

  • @user-tg5wy6hm3k
    @user-tg5wy6hm3k Před 8 měsíci

    restart my ping pong carrer LMAOOOOOO

  • @josem.castorena4853
    @josem.castorena4853 Před 5 měsíci +1

    "I think i saw u in my uncle's wedding two years ago." lol

  • @olivierauberger
    @olivierauberger Před 2 lety +1

    This is so on point. Unbelievable.

  • @NoobMaster-fs2tl
    @NoobMaster-fs2tl Před 2 lety +35

    “He was Asian too” killed me bro💀💀💀

  • @dexho1457
    @dexho1457 Před 2 lety +255

    Spanish speakers is tough. They all have different accents, but only a trained ear can tell them apart

    • @Elmojomo
      @Elmojomo Před 2 lety +21

      Except for Puerto Ricans. For some reason, I can pick them up a mile away, and my Spanish is terrible. Something about that accent is distinctive.

    • @mbcfelix2362
      @mbcfelix2362 Před 2 lety +14

      Hispanics: Trained ears
      Asians: Trained eyes
      African American: Trained African

    • @dexho1457
      @dexho1457 Před 2 lety +2

      @@Elmojomo unless its obvious like. Dominican or an Argentinian, I wouldn’t know

    • @overfiver
      @overfiver Před 2 lety +3

      I'm from Madrid, Spain, and I can tell you in Spain you've got some accents you can't tell where they're from. Basque, Catalonian, Galician, Andalusian,...Those are wide territories in Spain, and within those territories they've got different accents; it's hard to tell them apart.
      Also hard af to distinguish an Argentinian accent from Chilean, Uruguayan, Paraguayan...I only can tell apart those very strong accents.

    • @edjoultz9678
      @edjoultz9678 Před 2 lety

      lol its easy

  • @Lalalalala...
    @Lalalalala... Před rokem

    Lol the ending 😂

  • @bestillandlove789
    @bestillandlove789 Před 11 měsíci

    Ha ha ha, this just made my day! 😂 thanks for sharing this beautiful energetic medicinal laughter it helps

  • @josephwilson3531
    @josephwilson3531 Před 2 lety +303

    Jimmy is still growing but if he isn't one of the best comedians coming forward I don't know what to tell you guy is good.

    • @binx1847
      @binx1847 Před 2 lety +2

      Yah this man is hilarious

    • @MrDrew-qh2es
      @MrDrew-qh2es Před 2 lety +1

      Good comedian

    • @mrsir2254
      @mrsir2254 Před 2 lety +2

      Don't say anything? Plus, You'd seem significantly more intelligent.

    • @lurker4now
      @lurker4now Před 2 lety +6

      Who gives a f@ck that his not one of best comedians coming up. He is funny and entertaining. Comedy is not competition, all that matter is that you enjoy it.

    • @josephwilson3531
      @josephwilson3531 Před 2 lety

      @@lurker4now very true very I agree an I hope more actually continue to come out with all the stupidity in the world right now we need the laughter. Seriously I had let a friend of mine piss me off before I actually started looking at this video an few other's that have me laughing and being goofy with a coworker of mine so trust me I agree 100% on that. But still feel like he is gonna become one of my favorites after awhile if he continues an I get to actually relax an not work as much as I do lmao

  • @luisfveloz
    @luisfveloz Před 2 lety +70

    ¨Pinche Chinito¨ muy gracioso!

  • @jp2503
    @jp2503 Před 8 měsíci

    You're talking about Ian like your name isn't Jimmy? Lmao xD

    • @seanwebb605
      @seanwebb605 Před 4 měsíci +1

      His proper Chinese name isn't Jimmy.

  • @stormende7872
    @stormende7872 Před rokem

    I love this guy.
    🤣

  • @danielm3835
    @danielm3835 Před 2 lety +609

    Damn that was good, never heard of this dude before, definitely a fan.

    • @catey2270
      @catey2270 Před 2 lety +21

      in addition to standup he’s hilarious as a actor in Silicon Valley, Crazy Rich Asians, etc.! Go check out his works :)

    • @ps5594
      @ps5594 Před 2 lety +4

      @@catey2270 mad funny in silicon valley

    • @neurocache
      @neurocache Před 2 lety

      Jimmy O Yang is great. Go watch his bit on Tai Chi. It will have you in stitches.

    • @winnie5464
      @winnie5464 Před 2 lety +7

      @@catey2270 he is HILARIOUS in Silicon valley!!

    • @khatharrmalkavian3306
      @khatharrmalkavian3306 Před 2 lety +2

      Fridge: "Oops! That's expired!"
      Jin Yang: "See? This could have kill me. Now I can give it to Erlich."

  • @doodle0_
    @doodle0_ Před 2 lety +23

    jimmy: "its easy to get into mexico, you just walk in."
    life is strange 2: 👁️👄👁️

  • @erinblu8551
    @erinblu8551 Před 2 lety

    Lol, loved that last line!

  • @willylu88
    @willylu88 Před rokem

    This is amazing!😂😂

  • @lupitaarroyo8282
    @lupitaarroyo8282 Před 2 lety +482

    This happened to me in France! I went on a European tour to England, Greece, Italy, France and was supposed to fly back to Chicago. I packed my Mexican passport and I didn't think to pack my green card because....why would I know this? lol So I had no issues traveling Europe with my Mexican passport but then I couldn't get back in the US because the French customs guy was like "this only proves you're a Mexican citizen" which fair enough but I was with a group of 50 American college kids, speaking english, accompanied by five very frazzled clearly American chaperones having a heart attack trying to not leave me behind in France. Luckily the plane couldn't take off without us because we were half of the plane so the staff had to call the Mexican embassy in Chicago to confirm I was legit and then they let me board. It was an ordeal. I'm a US citizen now but if you're reading this and traveling anywhere other than Mexico or Canada don't forget your green card LOL 🤣

    • @fathaja179
      @fathaja179 Před 2 lety +4

      Oh my... What an experience

    • @NoNo-ng9sl
      @NoNo-ng9sl Před 2 lety +4

      Geez. Hell of a story lol.

    • @autohmae
      @autohmae Před 2 lety +26

      "why would I know this"
      I think it's called common sense.

    • @lupitaarroyo8282
      @lupitaarroyo8282 Před 2 lety +21

      Common sense??? WHAT'S THAT? 🤔The "lol" immediately following the "why would I know this" is a hint that I'm kidding. It's a silly story making fun of something a 17 year old would do....glad you enjoyed it lol Take care 🙃

    • @lupitaarroyo8282
      @lupitaarroyo8282 Před 2 lety

      @@NoNo-ng9sl haha yeah ☺

  • @irh1738
    @irh1738 Před 2 lety +163

    This is facts. I remember working as an Account Manager with Costco as my account. Everytime I went to visit it would be like going through Airport security and even got turned away at times as a supplier!

    • @worldcitizeng6507
      @worldcitizeng6507 Před 2 lety +16

      I have been to the same Costco for 7 years, the lady still asked for my Costco membership

    • @irh1738
      @irh1738 Před 2 lety +4

      @@worldcitizeng6507 damn well atleast I feel better knowing others struggled too 🤣🤣🤣

    • @amitpalbains9361
      @amitpalbains9361 Před 2 lety +2

      I would turn you away to if you were a Costco account manager and didn’t have a Costco card. Lol

    • @tonytiger8248
      @tonytiger8248 Před 2 lety +6

      Just tell them you’re going to the pharmacy. Straight through

    • @worldcitizeng6507
      @worldcitizeng6507 Před 2 lety +1

      @@tonytiger8248 that's right!

  • @tigerlily2941
    @tigerlily2941 Před 2 lety

    That last bit was the best

  • @ArquimedesOfficial
    @ArquimedesOfficial Před 2 lety +1

    Erlich Bachman is proud, lol.

  • @ShyVioletIsShy
    @ShyVioletIsShy Před 2 lety +23

    Jimmy Yang is a precious human being who must be protected at all costs. I adore him. He’s so friggin funny.

  • @dessys2754
    @dessys2754 Před 2 lety +53

    When I was 14 I went to Mexico with my mom and the church. Getting in we walked through the turnstiles that he’s talking about and if I recall correctly, we paid 25 cents. It was super easy and quick. Coming back to the US was an insanely long line where they did check IDs. I was just waved through along with my mom. The pastor’s wife is white but has a dark complexion. She was stopped and questioned and had her ID examined closely. I just remember being amazed as a teen at how easy it was to get in and how not so easy it is to come into the US.

  • @Coffy-chan
    @Coffy-chan Před 7 měsíci +1

    As a first generation Mexican born and raised in the USA, I feel this shit lol. I speak English better than most, and still get told to "go back to where I came from." I'm just sitting here like, "I already am."

  • @NewYork7914
    @NewYork7914 Před 10 měsíci

    Genius!!

  • @Kikee11
    @Kikee11 Před 2 lety +28

    I like how he knows the cultures. I’m Hispanic and that joke at the end was hilarious

  • @heathermetz3974
    @heathermetz3974 Před 2 lety +44

    2:04 “I’m in three Fantasy Football Leagues! If that’s not American, I don’t know what is!”

    • @sergiobejar9648
      @sergiobejar9648 Před 2 lety

      I’m only in 2 and I’m born here.. proud of you Jimmy

  • @ZuyinLuy
    @ZuyinLuy Před 8 měsíci +1

    As a Mexican Chinese Lebanese woman with a nopal face and Asian name … this was hilarious to me 😂

  • @killpandakill
    @killpandakill Před 2 lety

    3:07 hahah so good

  • @videoanytime
    @videoanytime Před 2 lety +182

    Really good stand-up comedian, will go places for sure.

    • @OfficialLaughSociety
      @OfficialLaughSociety  Před 2 lety +4

      WE're glad you like him! Let us know which of our other videos you like by dropping a comment on them!

    • @antonylopez5742
      @antonylopez5742 Před 2 lety +1

      @@thapaakash131 not famous enough I’m from San Joaquin valley and never heard of him

    • @JakeJones-fv7vv
      @JakeJones-fv7vv Před 2 lety +10

      Not Costco… but places

    • @MicroTechForms
      @MicroTechForms Před 2 lety +1

      @@thapaakash131 Whoosh.

    • @pjo765
      @pjo765 Před 2 lety +6

      he was fantastic on the show Silicon Valley

  • @ReaperCaliber
    @ReaperCaliber Před 2 lety +36

    I always think of the scene in We're The Millers, where they are just waving cars into Mexico at the border like it's a school zone, but stopping and fully checking like every car going into the U.S. lmao

  • @carloscontreraspal
    @carloscontreraspal Před 2 lety +1

    Damn I haven’t laughed so hard in ages 😂😂😂 pinche chinito 😂😂

  • @crazyflores
    @crazyflores Před 2 lety +1

    This guy is a genius

  • @TombstoneHeart
    @TombstoneHeart Před 2 lety +124

    After 23 years of living in Queensland, I finally returned to my home state of Western Australia. Because Queenslanders were once thought to be rather parochial and suspicious of people from other states, I had a little running joke that I used to pull on West Aussies. I would tell them that after I had been in Queensland for 20 years, I got a letter from the state government that said that their records had shown that I had been a constant resident of Queensland for 20 years and if I wanted to stick around for another 20, they would let me call myself a Queenslander!
    You wouldn't believe how many of my fellow West Aussies would nod at what I had said and then ask, "So, what did you do?"

    • @mr.whiskers3283
      @mr.whiskers3283 Před 2 lety +17

      You explained everything succinctly for that punchline, but I think one needs to be Australian to fully get it.

    • @TombstoneHeart
      @TombstoneHeart Před 2 lety +13

      @@mr.whiskers3283
      Yeah, I thought as much myself as I was typing that story. Even now, I can't think of any U.S. states that have anything akin to the weird relationship Queensland and Western Australia have with all of the other states. The closest thing I can think of is in a saying that, apparently, Texans have regarding New Mexico. "Poor New Mexico, so far from Heaven, so close to Texas!"
      It also ties in with a great Aussie tradition of 'having some on' - telling someone a story that is a complete lie, but told in such a convincing way that the listener is completely taken in by it. When I first told that story, I fully expected to get called on it, but people whole-heartedly believed me, so I kept on telling it. I am apparently, by any metric, a Master Bull Shit Artist!

    • @taurasbaltrimavicius3413
      @taurasbaltrimavicius3413 Před 2 lety +3

      @@TombstoneHeart damn that’s crazy man you got me there 🤣🤣

  • @Mr1osdancing
    @Mr1osdancing Před 2 lety +80

    Just had to deal with Costco memberships a couple of weeks ago. They are still running that like it's 1998. He clearly wrote that joke for me.

  • @acctsys
    @acctsys Před 2 lety

    Good piece. A reminder of "Don't take yourself too seriously."

  • @assilemisawesome
    @assilemisawesome Před rokem

    Loved this!

  • @davehue9517
    @davehue9517 Před 2 lety +50

    Too funny. So glad to see we can still have a sense of humor.

  • @poignant3424
    @poignant3424 Před 2 lety +25

    every time the audience laughs it sounds like theyre gasping

  • @DarkPrincessOfLight
    @DarkPrincessOfLight Před 2 lety

    Ilove this dude!! This is my first time watching him and he's hilariousss. I will def keep my eyes out for him

  • @byusaranicole
    @byusaranicole Před 2 lety

    That was hilarious! 😂😂😂

  • @CDN1975
    @CDN1975 Před 2 lety +8

    "Restart my ping pong career." Hilarious.

  • @matiasquevedo6554
    @matiasquevedo6554 Před 2 lety +40

    "Ah! Pinche chinito, eh?" That hit so close home. Poor asians being universally called Chinitos by us XD

    • @martamatute8755
      @martamatute8755 Před 2 lety +2

      True jajajaja it's because of their eyes. Tienen ojos chinos jajajajaja

    • @liquidaeronraines5367
      @liquidaeronraines5367 Před 2 lety +2

      Well in Philippines there’s a song named Chinito and it’s about how asian guy’s eyes are handsome. The song is kinda cheesy though.

  • @vasiovasio
    @vasiovasio Před 2 lety

    Man he is so, so Good!!!

  • @BoostedNDMiata
    @BoostedNDMiata Před 2 měsíci +1

    He needs to do a 2023 version: “It’s easier to get in America than Costco.”