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Komentáře • 258

  • @SniperKing-O
    @SniperKing-O Před 2 lety +84

    I really liked the story, but it should have ended with the bear stuck at the bottom of the ocean. The character and her family deserved better.

    • @Newguyatwork
      @Newguyatwork Před 2 lety +4

      I mean, She could always just throw it back into the Ocean.

  • @newkreature03
    @newkreature03 Před 2 lety +251

    Man...no one ever salts and burns evil things anymore.

  • @angelischiel
    @angelischiel Před 2 lety +86

    Teddy bears have always been such an odd thing for me, sometimes they are comforting and sometimes they make you feel like you want to put it in a wood chipper. This is a burn it with fire, salt the ashes, burn that mixture, and then salt it again... Then spread the ashes as far and wide as possible. This bear makes me wanna break it, I feel so much sorrow for the family. This had a nice deep flavor profile when it came to the way the story ebbed and flowed. Thanks so much!

    • @angelischiel
      @angelischiel Před 2 lety +3

      @Chandler Burse Unless they had a voicebox or pull string. Anything with a voicebox or pullstring is an instant creepy train xD

    • @Hellnogizmo
      @Hellnogizmo Před 2 lety +1

      Next person needs iron chains and a one way trip to the moon. Let him go cause chaos on Saturn for a few millenia. 😅

  • @crazyparanormalinvestigato2007

    As someone who has worked at walmart for 21 years taking care of the bear would be a vacation

    • @gasriel3066
      @gasriel3066 Před 2 lety +8

      Dear God, how bad is working from Walmart? Bless me with down of your horrid stories

    • @auchaplainfci8336
      @auchaplainfci8336 Před 2 lety +2

      Too funny!

    • @BrandyWine658
      @BrandyWine658 Před 2 lety +4

      You are one strong human being. I wouldn't last 21 minutes before I slapped somebody. lol I'm a strong lady, but damn...no way would I ever work there.

    • @spoomftheimmortal4960
      @spoomftheimmortal4960 Před 2 lety +1

      @@gasriel3066 hell.... not sure how it is in their store but mine we are barely worth more to them then the palletjacks in the back

    • @winstonwins1096
      @winstonwins1096 Před 2 lety +1

      21 years!!!

  • @Gfish17
    @Gfish17 Před 2 lety +41

    Chucky should handle this Teddy Bear

    • @Behemoth9030
      @Behemoth9030 Před 2 lety +1

      Nahh Chucky straight up jumped bodies with a teddy bear as he new that fire-haired imp of a doll was far too recognisable at this point.

  • @glennswint341
    @glennswint341 Před 2 lety +183

    Never understood why a family bound to a cursed object would continue to breed, why would you doom another generation?

    • @samuraibear5102
      @samuraibear5102 Před 2 lety +33

      That was actually the resolution to another creepypasta called Tommy taffy

    • @debacofzomb9889
      @debacofzomb9889 Před 2 lety +20

      The third parent? That one is horrible. Like eating broken glass or live wasps.

    • @jaynesmith4852
      @jaynesmith4852 Před 2 lety +5

      It’s literally the whole point of being alive. For any organism.
      Continue the species. Continue the bloodline. That is why we are all here. No more, no less.

    • @Leotv19
      @Leotv19 Před 2 lety +8

      @@jaynesmith4852 yeah but how can you put that burden on them

    • @samuraibear5102
      @samuraibear5102 Před 2 lety +13

      @@jaynesmith4852 what does that have to do with anything

  • @lisadouglas9012
    @lisadouglas9012 Před 2 lety +78

    Ok, hand up whoever also thought the bear would show up at the end...
    🙋‍♀️

    • @chriscarter1177
      @chriscarter1177 Před 2 lety +2

    • @dumbcroissant6410
      @dumbcroissant6410 Před 2 lety +8

      It’s always:
      Bad thing but the norm
      Gets worse
      Oop everyone is dead
      Yayyyy we defeated it :D
      Happy ending😌😌
      “So why am I telling you this now?”

  • @dinodinner8379
    @dinodinner8379 Před 2 lety +16

    Oh my god dude, I never thought a creepy pasta about a possessed bear could make me.. break down so fucking deeply 😢 My lord, your narrating just.. wow

  • @ceejno7861
    @ceejno7861 Před 2 lety +6

    'What words of wisdom my dad would've passed along' I mean your dad didn't even have the wisdom to not pass on a blood-linked curse, so...

    • @Hellnogizmo
      @Hellnogizmo Před 2 lety

      You're not wrong. What kind if person has this kind of curse and decides to have kids??

  • @aaronweaver9751
    @aaronweaver9751 Před 2 lety +98

    That poor family, living in unbearable torment. Kudos.

  • @Gfish17
    @Gfish17 Před 2 lety +36

    Imagine bullies steal Mr.Abed

  • @LysergBandolia
    @LysergBandolia Před 2 lety +50

    Okay but after spending your whole life tormented by a murder teddy bear/doll WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU NAME YOUR KID ANNABELLE

  • @Mr._Lister_The_Sister_Phister

    Tommy Taffy's old teddy bear.

    • @MummaQuan
      @MummaQuan Před 2 lety +2

      I forgot about tommy taffy! Thanks for the reminder. I’ll have to go back and listen again now. Such a good story

  • @dr.midnight4929
    @dr.midnight4929 Před 2 lety +50

    The sheer absurdity and outlandishness of these titles will never cease to amaze me...

    • @harley8047
      @harley8047 Před 2 lety +3

      You should see some of the light novels/manga/anime they've been coming out with lately.

    • @winstonwins1096
      @winstonwins1096 Před 2 lety +1

      It's an ode to the Post-Post Modern Era (or whatever the hell some academic coffee-fueled prick decides to call the present era). People have waning attention spans so if you create a title that's too enigmatic you risk them moving onto something that feels more familiar or more comfortable for them. Though they vary in scope, skill and effort Creepypastas are the ultimate literary comfort food for horror nuts.

  • @krazy93650
    @krazy93650 Před 2 lety +11

    THESE ARE THE STORIES THAT ARE THE CREEPIEST! I LOVE THESE ONES I COULD LISTEN ALL DAY THEY PULL YOU IN LIKE A MOVIE !

  • @vanessaashford9203
    @vanessaashford9203 Před 2 lety +5

    I never thought I'd gasp aloud at the phrase "look at the teddy bear! It's smiling!!"

  • @lisaspada2125
    @lisaspada2125 Před 2 lety +37

    Ah man just when you think it's over .....I feel like killing the bloody bear 😅😅💜 thanks for another Mr. CP xx

    • @andrewjennings7306
      @andrewjennings7306 Před 2 lety +1

      Mr. CP!? 😳

    • @Gagirl-82
      @Gagirl-82 Před 2 lety

      She saying thanks for another story I believe.

    • @Behemoth9030
      @Behemoth9030 Před 2 lety +1

      @@Gagirl-82 either that or she didn’t realise we more commonly call the man MCP 🤣

    • @Gagirl-82
      @Gagirl-82 Před 2 lety +1

      Lol. That’s true too.

  • @KellyDycheOnline
    @KellyDycheOnline Před 2 lety +12

    This is the first creepypasta to make me cry. The part where the father died. Heartbreaking 😫 I felt it all!

    • @icedblade100
      @icedblade100 Před 2 lety

      Bruh what

    • @debacofzomb9889
      @debacofzomb9889 Před 2 lety +1

      You must not have heard borasca. Or tales from the iron triangle with the dog... That one had me balling XD

    • @sweettea1193
      @sweettea1193 Před 2 lety

      @@debacofzomb9889 Tommy taffy is worse. I actually self harmed when listening to it because the rage and pain overwhelmed me and I couldn't think straight

    • @debacofzomb9889
      @debacofzomb9889 Před 2 lety

      @@sweettea1193 yeah i think your right that one is obscene...

    • @KellyDycheOnline
      @KellyDycheOnline Před 2 lety

      @@debacofzomb9889 - Could you please tag me in it!

  • @punkyreggaeparty8786
    @punkyreggaeparty8786 Před 2 lety +30

    The list of do not own from Creepypasta gets longer and longer....No teddy bears, mirrors, dolls....Thanks, MCP. Stay well.

  • @Jaxer4
    @Jaxer4 Před 2 lety +31

    I want a sequel where a series of extremely lucky events brings the bear back to the family each time it's destroyed

    • @PandoraHandcock
      @PandoraHandcock Před 2 lety +1

      😂

    • @mider9996
      @mider9996 Před 2 lety +2

      Yeah, and they need to bring back the one about the stairs in the woods

  • @NoneName840
    @NoneName840 Před 2 lety +7

    Creepypasta authors learn how to write literally any ending other than, "So why am I telling you this? The evil thing I thought was gone is back" challenge.

  • @c.p.4132
    @c.p.4132 Před 2 lety +7

    Why didn't they trade the bear between each other every two weeks?

  • @carlylecorbin7104
    @carlylecorbin7104 Před 2 lety +6

    Send the cursed teddy back to the ocean.

    • @ceejno7861
      @ceejno7861 Před 2 lety +2

      For real, just do that every thirteen years and you're set.

  • @christinestreeter8566
    @christinestreeter8566 Před 2 lety +2

    Holy crap !!!!!! Great story!!!
    Great narration tonight as usual !!!! You really know how to inject emotion into the story and I love it !!!

  • @saeyabor
    @saeyabor Před 2 lety +1

    Step 1: Salt and burn it at dawn.
    Step 2: Mix the ashes with more salt, pour in another fire at noon.
    Step 3: Repeat at dusk.
    Step 4: Pour the ashes in the ocean.
    Step 5: Ever heard of Njord, Poseidon, and Saint Elmo? One of them is your new best friend.

  • @beetleb.1418
    @beetleb.1418 Před rokem

    This is possibly the most horrifying creepypasta I've ever heard. Masterfully written and narrated. Jeebus, dude.

  • @joesantos2455
    @joesantos2455 Před 2 lety +50

    Elon Musk was the creator of that garbage disposal. Obviously.

  • @Thebelladonnabelle
    @Thebelladonnabelle Před 2 lety +7

    JESUS. THE PICTURE YOU USED OF THE BEAR IS ONE I HAD IN MY NIGHTMARE ONCE. IT TRIED TO STRANGLE ME ON CHRISTMAS EVE IN MY DREAM. THE HECK DUDE? I'm kinda scared now

  • @conquerthafuture7209
    @conquerthafuture7209 Před 2 lety +1

    Hey guys I am a handyman/carpenter. This story is creepy as shit until the disposal part. There is no possible garbage disposal that could take a full arm, bone and all. Also your P-Trap would clog if a hand was stuck in there and it would burn out the garbage disposal motor. So if you fall into your sink disposal you might, I mean might loose your hand after the damage and surgeons having to eliminate your hand completely. Just an FYI. I love CreepyPasta but I have to call out anything that has to do with my profession so that no one will be that deathly afraid to put your hand down there. Just look under your sink and unplug the disposal, so that you can get anything out of there. Beer caps are the most common thing I have seen

  • @sean-fw7zi
    @sean-fw7zi Před 2 lety +4

    This shit generally calms down anxiety from a mushroom trip but Halfway listening to this I’m like dam this shit is dark but I can’t stop listening to it lol😂

  • @TimelessEssence13
    @TimelessEssence13 Před 2 lety +3

    I'm not even done this one yet and it's freaking pure nightmare fuel 😱😱😱

  • @nikkyescobar9746
    @nikkyescobar9746 Před 2 lety +4

    Ur the greatest Mrcreepypasta been subscribed 4 5yrs now wish u the best thx for ur videos

  • @sportsrook8282
    @sportsrook8282 Před 2 lety +24

    It’s simple, we kill the teddy bear.

    • @ULTIMATZEKROM
      @ULTIMATZEKROM Před 2 lety +2

      If it's so simple why haven't you done it?

    • @Baximus23
      @Baximus23 Před 2 lety +3

      If you're good at something, never do it for free.

    • @applepi1293
      @applepi1293 Před 2 lety +1

      @@ULTIMATZEKROM Maybe because its a joke and not real 😳

    • @jay_naidu
      @jay_naidu Před 2 lety

      How much you want?

  • @nitrocharge2404
    @nitrocharge2404 Před 2 lety +1

    At least he's on a timetable

  • @ExplodingDuckBrigade
    @ExplodingDuckBrigade Před 2 lety +1

    Feels like a tradition now to just throw it into the bottom of the river every 13 years

  • @deelite7431
    @deelite7431 Před 2 lety +1

    Love your narration. Sad and twisted story . I enjoyed every moment! Keep up the great job 👏🏼 can’t wait for more!!😊🥰

  • @CullObsidianPlays626
    @CullObsidianPlays626 Před 2 lety +4

    Reminds me of the movie "Benny Loves You" 😂

  • @plumhazey3278
    @plumhazey3278 Před 2 lety +1

    Wow that story literally hit me in the feels. Bravo

  • @madduxbosko6433
    @madduxbosko6433 Před 2 lety +1

    Why not just torch the thing? Or call a priest?
    Main character: That’s…..actually not a bad idea
    Teddy bear: 😨 Oh no

  • @mrduke2118
    @mrduke2118 Před 2 lety +1

    Glad you're back!!!

  • @leighanndunn3321
    @leighanndunn3321 Před 2 lety +2

    This was an amazing story! I would love this to be a short movie.

  • @hahasushiwhat9308
    @hahasushiwhat9308 Před 2 lety +1

    This one was so good, one of the best to listen to for inspiration, just way too interesting for its own good

  • @crusadernorich1526
    @crusadernorich1526 Před 2 lety +2

    Finally a new thing to listen to

  • @BoRaiChoWins
    @BoRaiChoWins Před 2 lety +1

    That bear’s got bad juju.

  • @xscape18
    @xscape18 Před 2 lety +1

    Ok first of all ,FUD-GIN-G CHILLS!!!! AWSOME STORY, WAS HELLA SKETCH ON THE TITLE AT FIRST BUT . I LITERALLY MOVIE SCENED THE WHOLE REST OF THE STORY AFTER DADDY PUT HIS HAND IN THE DISPOSAL!!! JOSH BROLIN AS THE DAD,THE KID FROM STRANGER THINGS, AND EMILY BLUNT AS THE THE WIFE!!! FREAKIN AWSOME SWEAR IT MADE ME TEARY EYED SOON AS SHE PUT HIS HEAD ON HER LAP. PRICELESS

  • @meandmyguillotine
    @meandmyguillotine Před 2 lety +3

    nooo why would the teddy do that so rude

  • @glenn105
    @glenn105 Před rokem

    Man this would really be a great segment for a short story horror compilation movie, like “Creepshow, Trick R Treat or Body Bags”
    🎃👍

  • @harryfleutv666
    @harryfleutv666 Před 2 lety +3

    Did anyone shout or picture Daz Black shouting "LINDA!" when the aunt ran away?

  • @DEAD-CHANNEL-IS-DEAD
    @DEAD-CHANNEL-IS-DEAD Před 2 lety +15

    *Me:* (Reads video title) ...
    *(Melanie Martinez has joined the comments section)*

  • @Get_It_Back_In_Blood
    @Get_It_Back_In_Blood Před 2 lety +8

    It took you a minute and a half to stop the sink blender, you deserve to have your arm in there next for the same amount of time. I'm stopping that shit in 3 seconds
    1 second - see's the accident happen
    2 seconds - reaching out to stop it
    3rd second - slaps the off switch quick as fuck
    Any second after that is instantly calling the Ambulance, and having someone put a belt tourniquet with bandages on that, and if we need to also cauterize the wound.

  • @bordomsdeadly
    @bordomsdeadly Před 2 lety

    The dad had at least 3 siblings. It’s a failed plot point that only he and the aunt were responsible for the bear.

    • @DisasterEnby
      @DisasterEnby Před 2 lety

      It's not tho?
      It's never stated that the bear was only passed between the two of them - just that the bear is passed around the mc's family, then Aunt Linda, etc.

  • @benjaminlavallee8534
    @benjaminlavallee8534 Před 2 lety +1

    How did any guy in this family convince a woman to marry, let alone procreate? Who would opt in to that family?

  • @blackroseknight77
    @blackroseknight77 Před 2 lety +1

    The teddy bear, that kills ya! eerie an nightmareish. fanstatic! 👻🐻

  • @diazjean123
    @diazjean123 Před 2 lety +2

    I log in every day to listen to these narrations, amazing gift. Is it me or has the microphone been a bit off for the past few stories?

  • @Bombon_408
    @Bombon_408 Před 2 lety +1

    This was a great story!! I loved it 😃

  • @gatobyo
    @gatobyo Před 2 lety +2

    Saw the title and said yes

  • @branedogawa3455
    @branedogawa3455 Před 2 lety +1

    Maybe I missed something, but I feel like the obvious solution is to just... hand off the bear after only one week instead of everyone keeping it 3 weeks at a time?

  • @Mizuca.
    @Mizuca. Před 2 lety +2

    I really liked the theme of this one

  • @slideshowbob4872
    @slideshowbob4872 Před 2 lety +1

    “Every three weeks I ate some brownies that tasted kinda weird”

  • @magicpyroninja
    @magicpyroninja Před 2 lety +3

    Not something I'd be proud of doing but I would leave the bear with a note on it with a coma patient and sneak away.
    The way I see it a person in a hospital bed that never moves are goes anywhere shouldn't have any issues with the bear

    • @Streifen1911
      @Streifen1911 Před 2 lety

      ruthLess! i Love it! 🤣

    • @ArtIsAPassion24
      @ArtIsAPassion24 Před 2 lety

      Until their luck runs put and one of the bears 'accidents' kills them

    • @Ize_OnThePrize
      @Ize_OnThePrize Před 2 lety

      Yeah, but then one of the nurses would see the bear and put it somewhere and inevitably die.

  • @nathankopecky
    @nathankopecky Před 2 lety +5

    Don’t know why but this one is legitimately terrifying

  • @thenewadventuresofhenry6998

    It's like Rolf's cursed phone.

  • @lowghost2048
    @lowghost2048 Před 2 lety +6

    So his whole arm fit perfectly in the drain is what I am thinking, why not call them giggle pastas instead

  • @jeremiahingram5767
    @jeremiahingram5767 Před rokem

    Honestly I love teddy bears so this is interesting to listen to

  • @creepibeesti4065
    @creepibeesti4065 Před 2 lety +2

    Troy and Abed in the morning

  • @teresab2009
    @teresab2009 Před rokem

    At about 27:08 you have some really messed recording. LMAO had me going WTF is that lol

  • @silentrock599
    @silentrock599 Před 2 lety

    That’s a shame. I was hoping for a happy ending.

  • @johnwesch5926
    @johnwesch5926 Před 2 lety +2

    Sounds like shitwaffles older mean brother

  • @shatteredsilentsoul3688

    I’ve always hated dolls and teddy bears, and this doesn’t help.

  • @OdenqueenVulpes
    @OdenqueenVulpes Před 2 lety +1

    * To the tune of Troy and Abed in the morning *
    Mr. Abed trying to kill me!
    On a serious note, does anyone else feel like Mr Abed was a metaphor for addiction or perhaps mental illness? Because that’s the vibe I was getting.

  • @youtubeconnollyfamily
    @youtubeconnollyfamily Před 2 lety +1

    I hate it when my kids toys try the same stuff lol..

  • @kaiser8468
    @kaiser8468 Před 2 lety

    This is like the third parent but only one family is affect and it's bad luck.

  • @puppupcelestia..3101
    @puppupcelestia..3101 Před 2 lety +2

    HIII Mr.creepypasta!!!

  • @barletproductions
    @barletproductions Před 2 lety

    Been a while listening to you man, definitely miss the stories

  • @lilblue8367
    @lilblue8367 Před 2 lety

    Does dude always get so excited and hype while narrating lol

  • @Alhazzred01
    @Alhazzred01 Před 2 lety +1

    Feels like the bears name might be an anagram. Can't say for sure without seeing it spelled out. But the name feels extremely odd for it not to have deeper meaning.

  • @laurasohn8332
    @laurasohn8332 Před 2 lety +10

    The title of this story is a little more funny than scary 🤣🤣

    • @jackiec498
      @jackiec498 Před 2 lety +2

      Funny.....yeAh, funny. That's until he succeeds! 😲😵😵😵

  • @edcaluag7655
    @edcaluag7655 Před 2 lety +1

    I knew it was coming but when i heard “look at the teddy bear its smiling” i was like ah shit here we go again

  • @diannshowers9129
    @diannshowers9129 Před rokem

    If they thought it was cursed WHY did they keep passing it down to kids?

  • @GmodPlusWoW
    @GmodPlusWoW Před 2 lety

    Jonathan Bear's up to his usual shit. It's not enough for him to antagonize Jimmy: he just HAS to pester another family.

  • @cadillacdeville5828
    @cadillacdeville5828 Před 2 lety +2

    Maybe you need to get a new toy....

  • @strygian192
    @strygian192 Před 2 lety +1

    every three days, my dads hemorrhoids bribed the clergy

  • @Krigarkaj
    @Krigarkaj Před 2 lety +1

    Iron cage and a ring of salt.

  • @anthonyarcanumsanctumregnu9551

    Ted the Movie gone Bonkers lol.

  • @barkingbunny2928
    @barkingbunny2928 Před 2 lety +3

    YIKES! As an Antique Gund Bear collector, now I might think twice..

  • @hardleyquinn5913
    @hardleyquinn5913 Před 2 lety +1

    Mr abba (obba?)? Any link to the teddy from "I watch people in cages"?

  • @rakiahbaker5589
    @rakiahbaker5589 Před 2 lety +2

    I love teddy bears. But not dangerous ones. ♥️🧸♥️

  • @raymondfilyau7500
    @raymondfilyau7500 Před 2 lety

    That bear would get up close and personal with a wood chipper!!!

  • @justafriendlycryptid
    @justafriendlycryptid Před 2 lety +2

    -Doesn't the salt need to be blessed by a priest or exorcist? Then again what's stopping a priest from turning the sea into holy water?-

    • @debacofzomb9889
      @debacofzomb9889 Před 2 lety +1

      I find it very interesting that things that are useful against bacteria or decomposition are always used against the supernatural... Garlic, silver, salt etc.

    • @justafriendlycryptid
      @justafriendlycryptid Před 2 lety +1

      @@debacofzomb9889 I can't say for everything but I know for the plague it was believed to be a curse sent by god- completely unaware of germs.
      They just took whatever stopped them dying as a blessing.

    • @debacofzomb9889
      @debacofzomb9889 Před 2 lety +1

      True, it was probably a subconscious thing, passed down for generations, the elder matron's knowing that "tough men" would be better served believing in a superstition than just an aid against disease.

  • @jaynesmith4852
    @jaynesmith4852 Před 2 lety

    Why didn’t they go to a different state, and gift it to a random stranger that they’d never meet again? I mean, simple enough solution.

  • @brotherj7328
    @brotherj7328 Před 2 lety +1

    Am I the only person hearing it as Mr. Aww Bad?

  • @popoffrotmg981
    @popoffrotmg981 Před 2 lety +1

    Idk how this happened, but until her daughter called her mommy i thought the main character was a guy.

  • @durk5331
    @durk5331 Před 2 lety

    I wanna know how the fuck that bear got back to them after being tied down under the salty waves in the middle of the ocean with a piece of iron... That... thing... Never should have been able to return >.

  • @ryleexiii1252
    @ryleexiii1252 Před 2 lety

    I would simply leave every three weeks

  • @davidfleming793
    @davidfleming793 Před 2 lety

    Good story 👏

  • @tentyone2149
    @tentyone2149 Před 2 lety

    i dont mean to be THAT guy but like, that.. that's not how sink disposals work

  • @kikiblair5132
    @kikiblair5132 Před 2 lety

    I called that ending as soon as the boat part started. My girlfriend covered her ears during the food disposal part.

  • @CarlosDiaz-qt5op
    @CarlosDiaz-qt5op Před 2 lety

    I feel like they could've saved the dad. Tourniquet that arm. He died of blood lost. His arm would have been lost but he'd be alive

  • @LeRisa1328
    @LeRisa1328 Před 2 lety

    This would make an awesome movie

  • @Howlabunga
    @Howlabunga Před 2 lety

    I wonder how long the teddy bear's been in the family