Everything Wrong With Lucy In 15 Minutes Or Less
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- Here's a good entry for "Stupidest Movie Of 2014," and it comes with the requisite amount of sins you'd expect. Shaking my head.
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Friend: "What's Lucy like?"
Me: "Scarlett Johansson takes drugs and turns into a usb"
This plus Akira rip-off
Maybe it would be better as an anime
Nailed it.
@@ejandrews3065 makes sense - I mean, they turned Ghost in the Shell into an Anime
@@cosmo1494 ghost in a shell was an anime first but was made over 20 years ago and Hollywood just did a live action adaptation of it 20 years later
My brother in law suggested that when she's kicked in the abdomen and the drugs enter her system, that the rest of the movie is just her drug trip as she's slowly poisoned to death by it. It explains pretty much EVERYTHING, and makes the movie just barely tolerable.
great theory actually
This is the only piece of fiction where I support this theory.
"LOL experimental drugs make you God"
Get thee to Hollywood, you clearly desearve the filmmakers job.
Great theory, shit movie.
Tino Đirlić bad movie even worse theory
Plugs USB in.
Windows: "disk is unreadable. Format disk?"
Scientist: "yes"
Other scientists:"wait no!!"
xD
I laughed more than I should have
Usually formatting does not result in any userdata beeing destroyed
benni5541 explain
@@roxert0 Quick format only recreates new partition and file tables. If the drive is not written to after the format, the data itself is retained there and could still be found and extracted, although the procedure is not trivial nor easy. This is what computer forensic experts do.
"Learning is a painful process"
Takes magic juice and becomes all-knowing.
Not once did she say "ow"
She couldn't even feel pain smh...
@@AnnmusPnda kinda odd how there’s only your comment. But yeah true
Raven XD perfect, then we both can have a genuine discussion of how much we hate this movie. Cinema sins’ video got a good chunk of what I found to be sins of this movie, but there was actually so much more that he missed. One of the sins that I believed should of gotten a few sins was when she kissed that police officer. Like, seriously? Are the writers so bad that they literally had to SQUEEZE a 15 second clip of them into the movie to ATTEMPT to make the audience feel any sort of emotion for Lucy? Like what!? It boggles my mind how this is, literally, the worst movie I have ever watched in my entire life. I cannot even emphasize that enough. I feel like I could genuinely write a whole essay as to why this movie was utter garbage... but I won’t.... because I have exams next week...
but she did,
@@AnnmusPnda I might not be Raven XD but I also hate this movie with a blinding passion and i love you comment
okay she becomes god and stuff. that's cool but I think we are all forgetting what's really important here. didn't she have exams on Monday?
sayian jester You are joking and all but those were some of my questions after I saw the movie. Will her friends and family think she was kidnapped? Will the FBI try to cover it by making it seem like she died in an accident? Will she still fail her exams even tho she is God now?
Wait till lucy2, the part were she visits the exams
*ding*
sayian jester ñ
sayian jester Intelligence can’t help you when it comes to philosophy (maybe), English (probably) or art (because art exams mean you draw/create something then come up with a bunch of BS about it. Intelligence just gets in the way)
I bet the alternate ending is lucy dieing from overdose, having imagined the entire movie.
fendelphi *dying
that is a better movie than what they made
so what you're saying is this is a ha-lucy-nation?
I see what was done here in Scarlett's boobies name.
Man, that's actually legit.
The first time I've ever heard about this movie was when my mother told me she recently watched a movie "where a girl turns into a flash drive".
I laughed so hard, thinking that she probably doesn't even know, what a flash drive is.
Then I stumbled upon Lucy in tv...
From that moment, I believe in everything my mother says.
That was a mind f*** thinking she didn't know.
You missed a big one: Why would Lucy need to give them a USB stick if she had the ability to send them text messages after she "died"?
She is the USB stick!
@@SuperCartoonist If the S in USB stands for Scarlett, what does the U and B stand for?
@@TheNameOfJesus unbelievable b*******. Ha
@@TheNameOfJesus utter bullshit
@@TheNameOfJesus USB = Understanding Scarletts Bullshit 😄
Wait, so what I'm getting from this movie is basically "oh I absorbed some blue drugs and now I'm god"
Yeah... I watched it last week. I expected some realistic stuff relating to actual brains and intelligence, instead I got car chases and ridiculous fantasy.
月食 But it wasn’t entertaining either, so you can see why people are confused.
I know,it's a stupid movie.
seems legit
Strange, I was able to enjoy this film when I decided this is just scifi nonsense.
There is one explanation for this movie, the drugs made Lucy really high, and she was just tripping balls and dying from overdose.
Good plot twist : All these times she was lying in insane asylum.
This would've been a far better ending to the film. I think I would've enjoyed it more.
That's a Fight Club level plot twist
would explain why all the info in the movie is wrong.
Ha, roll credits
"The pain blocks you from understanding"
CinemaSins: "No I think it's the English that's blocking him from understanding"😂😂😂
Gotta love the sigh at 8:20. Too many movies try to tell viewers that computers are godly and can load everything instantly, and have such a great connection. Makes me a bit curious how they did that bit
While watching this movie my brain capacity shrunk to 9%
supahtyp 0,9%*
ahhaahahhahahahahahah
supahtyp lmfao shit
Hah, the coffee maniac, lol...
supahtyp lmao
My experience with Lucy:
"... humans only use 10% of their brains..."
*Hit 'STOP' button.
*Eject disc.
*Return disc to Netflix.
*Wait for better movie to arrive.
My experience with Lucy:
"Evolution! Drugs! Being a jerk!"
**Immediately returns movie to Nexflix**
**Immediately watches a review of someone criticizing the movie in order to restore faith in movie writers**
shropshirec Wait is evolution bad?
That Atheist I'm pretty sure that the way this movie treated evolution was bad. This stuff defies physics as we know it.
>"return disk to netflix"
mmhm. sure.
That Atheist let it go. hes 10.
It's funny watching this after taking an Anthropology class a few years after the movie's release. One of the things we learned in that class was, not only have we found an earlier human ancestor, but Lucy was part of a different evolutionary branch.
You missed a sin: she time travelled and met natives on horses. Horses didn't exist on the continent until Europeans brought them over.
They did, but they were extinguished on the continent before europeans showed up
@@victormponcec finnaly someone who knows history
@@Isai314 thanks
Why are you so confident you son of bastard? You feed upon shxtass history and spout nonsense? What's the harm in being open to all kind of possibilities? What you will die is it?
@@nishinishi7941 wait, are you suggesting “bullshit over facts”? That hilarious.
"hey, you speak english?"
"no no no"
*shoots the guy*
"man that's really racist"
lmfao
that was effing hillarious lol,
poor taxi driver😂
lol the guy clearly knows how and just doesn't want to speak it to her. I say good job killing him, and I'm from fucking China.
'laughing my fucking ass off' is was to triggered sounding
If she's so intelligent, why didn't she know how to speak their language.
ryan higa does it best
"if the habitat is favorable they reproduce. This is CLEARLY Los Angles."
Best. Cinema Sins. Line. Ever.
Also, missed sin: why would you leave the lights on and/or your car running during car sex. Either you're killing your battery or you want to get a ticket.
Also missed a lot of other sins just as usually.
Ale
As a native of Los Angeles, I also agree...wait. Ding
this line + the "'i dont know' was the correct response" was another personal favourite of mine like for real why does he have any idea what she's doing
I completely turned my brain off and moved into a parallel universe where it made some form of sense to watch this movie and it was kind of enjoyable.
To be fair to this film it's quite technically, competently made. Some action scenes are pretty decent and creative. The actors aren't bad...
The real problem is that it's totally brain dead! Not once I was able to figure out how Lucy's powers worked or why she even asks for help because she's that OP. But hey it was kind of "so dumb it's enjoyable"!😘
I also tried just watching it as it is without thinking and it was still a boring mess of a movie, it's 100% certified garbage
Sorry no.
You can’t “move your brain to another reality” Thats just as scientific as this film, which is to say not at all
@@Douglas_Props no shit sherlock
True that’s what you are supposed to do
$40 million waste of an interesting concept and a beautiful actress. Although, it did gross almost $500 million worldwide, so I guess it worked.
@@dishy2304 the difference is that f&f never takes itself serious and knows how over the top it is, this movie wants to sound smart even though it's one of the dumbest movies of the last decade
Actually, the 10%-Thing is not quite a Myth.
Yes, its wrong IF phrased in some certain ways.
But its actually true if phrased differently.
I mean, yes, even a Sneeze activates all the parts of the brain,
but thats not what this 'Myth' ever meant, so it literally doesnt matter.
Its really just a Phrasing Problem,
as its obvious fact and also obvious that humans do not
use what they're capable of. I mean, it cant get more obvious.
I really dont have to show evidence how easy it is to improve or
talk about how laughable the idea is that humans will never evolve past
what they're right now capable of. I mean, i dont throw around
the word obvious for no reason, ya know.
@@slevinchannel7589 The fact is, most of us clearly use only 10% of our brains. Just listen to a speech in Congress and you quickly realize how stupid the average voter is to be taken in by these morons.
@@ChickensAndGardening lmao
@@slevinchannel7589 you left out some worse in your grandiose speech
give this movie credit. they did the impossible. they made Morgan Freeman sound boring
😂
You have a point...
I'd still listen to him talk.
Same
@@Bookwitchery same
"I remember the taste of your milk in my mouth." -- One of the creepiest movie quotes ever
;-)
Still don't understand what 'creepy' means.
More like Disturbing
Scarlett Johansson drinking man milk
Kill me
@@kikiwhite_creates that is a more accurate description.
"I would rather just watch the stock nature footage over the rest of the film. Is that an option on the DVD?" LMAOOO CINEMASINS YOU NEVER FAIL TO MAKE ME WEAK.
Misquote*
*Scarlett Johansson:* i want to play a FUTURISTIC character , in my next film...
*Agent:* well i know of a role... where a Hooker turns into a USB drive and has someone that "looks like Samuel L. Jackson." as a mentor
*Scarlett Johansson:* GET ME THAT ROLE!
My brain kept using 100% of its power, so I uninstalled Norton.
Lol u only need one percent for that ;)
Eddie Gluskin do you use windows 8?
I don't like what they did to the user interface but the built in windows defender and the ability to reset to factory settings without a disc is great, especially when you have family that is computer illiterate.
Norton is great if you live your "computer life" on the edge and make a lot of shady downloads...
Moon HD
Do you now?
Killing a guy for not speaking English in a non-English-speaking country's bad enough, but... when she pointed the gun at him, he started going "no, no, no" IN ENGLISH. So she actually just killed a guy for no reason whatsoever. What an awful protagonist.
maybe the kill was for lying? iono. this movie was bad
Because no no no is a hard English word to learn and he could never have heard it used anywhere ever
No is still something that sounds like no in nearly every country. Like in Spanish and French its still "no"
Ragamuffingoode In french, its non
She asks if he knows English and he says "no, no, no" so she kills him. I don't think it justifies killing him, but she knew he didn't speak english because he said so himself.
Everything wrong with Lucy, in a second:
It got filmed
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I was so so excited when I saw the previews to this, then I saw it
We call “using 100% of the brain at once” epilepsy.
Exactly right!
I am not a doctor though...can epileptics fly and turn into usb drives? If so, smart movie.
Agreed
nope
That's absolutely wrong.
I don't even know where to start educating you on epilepsy. There are different types, affecting various parts of the brain, never all at once. The problem is with the synchronicity of the neuronal discharges, not with their activation per se.
Also, we use 100% of our brains. Different neurons just do different things.
So, she is the only one who fully understands Rick&Morty
lucy c137
@Tim Teller:
Totally; to the F-ing max, brochowski! Lucy fully understands intergalactic cable TV shows (her favorite commercial is the advertisement for Lil' Bits, btw...) and ALL that other space
💩🚀🌌🎬🔍🤔😂😁🛎🛎
Not true, many people understand garbage. J/K never watched that crap.
@Hless421:
I was skeptical about the show at first; now I love it!!
and the eric andre show
I laugh so hard at the "hey you speak english?" scene, every.single.time
I really don't know why i keep watching your videos, but somehow you kept me watching man.... Dude the videos are awesome
It's a shame they ruined such a cool idea with terrible science. They could have done so much with it.
Kimi FW hey....he did a everything wrong with movie sin
The moment they mentioned billions of years beside ''evolution'' it was shit. There is NO PROOF of evolution
Christopher Shammas Sarcasm?
***** True.
Kimi FW you must not have seen the movie they did so much with it. I mean a metric fuck ton. Time travel, telekinesis, the hair thing the language thing, the knockout mind thing becoming a god......
"Speed it up infinitely and the car disappears, so how do we know it exists in the first place"
The difference is if you walk across the street, you get run over infinite times
Our Peaceful War Also, the fact that your eyes can't see it doesn't mean the car isn't there. You know it's there because you are making it go faster, and if you're in the place where the car is, you should be able to at least listen to it as it passes by. So... that statement is bullshit. As the whole movie.
saa miranda actually the theory would be if matter would be able to reach the speed of light it would be able to go through matter and defy gravity and electromagnetic waves.
saa miranda i agree with you when it comes to the bullshit bit.
But you would not be able to hear the car due to humans only being able to hear frequencies in a certain range, and because the Doppler-shift would change the frequency of the noise so much that nobody would be able to hear it. Sorry...
+Roel Cortez you do know that light is an electromagnetic wave?! so anything that goes at light speed does not "defy electromagnetic waves". also: things that go at light speed do not go through matter. example: neutrinos, photons and other elemental particles.
and last: light is affected by gravity. that's why we have gravitational lenses. and black holes.
+RKBlock neutrinos do not go at the speed of light and electromagnetic waves and various other light-speed things can go through matter.
Can we just appreciate that there are *still* no ads in these?
"But even if what she's saying is true, and I'm pretty sure it isn't," 🤣🤣
Moral of the story: Take lots of weird drugs, kids!
My friend made me see this in the theater with her. The last line of the film, “now you know what to do with it” had everyone audibly saying “What?”
K P. Are you serious. No offense but The movie made It pretty clear. Morgan Freeman tells her to pass It on. That's why she made the computer,So she could pass on all the Information she acquired to the rest of humanity. czcams.com/video/nELxnSK1SHk/video.html
Pass it on, is what you’re supposed to do with it.
That’s what she did, fwiw.
Actually, the 10%-Thing is not quite a Myth.
Yes, its wrong IF phrased in some certain ways.
But its actually true if phrased differently.
I mean, yes, even a Sneeze activates all the parts of the brain,
but thats not what this 'Myth' ever meant, so it literally doesnt matter.
Its really just a Phrasing Problem,
as its obvious fact and also obvious that humans do not
use what they're capable of. I mean, it cant get more obvious.
I really dont have to show evidence how easy it is to improve or
talk about how laughable the idea is that humans will never evolve past
what they're right now capable of. I mean, i dont throw around
the word obvious for no reason, ya know.
So yeah, its a Phrasing Problem and a bit more complex
than saying 'Yeah, its just a Myth, duh'.
@@slevinchannel7589 how and where can I learn more about what you're suggesting?
@@brandondavidson6569 Just type it into youtube, I'd say.
But well, even CZcams has not all the knowledge, seeing as not even Scientists know all about the Brain yet - and they freely admit so.
I'm glad I watched this. I held out for a while (6 years, apparently), because I intended to see the movie, and at this point I decided that wasn't going to happen. I'm glad I watched your review; that is not what I expected the movie to be.
This is one of the best Cinema Sins I have watched in a while!
Summary of Lucy: When you've got exams on Monday so instead of studying you do drugs and think that you know everything.
*DING!*
1 year later and this Is very relevant to me.
Lol
Tried that in the 80s. Didn't work then. Probably still doesn't work now.🙃
@@johnnie2638 it's sad that these are the only comments you people are able to make after watching something like Lucy. You people are typing things like " so basically" and " In summery"... Like your puny ass brains are rushing to summerize a movie about unlocking the brains hidden potential... This is why scientists experiment on the population in real life. YAULL are simple as fukd it's annoying.
The people who made that movie were obviously using less than 10% of their brain
good job quoting him
thumbs up dude!!! When I saw the trailer of this movie I thought it was going to be awesome!!! I was WRONG!!!! I just couldn't wait for it to end!!!!!
Also drugs!
But 100% of their drugs. Maybe more.
100% spot on. Should've just added a couple of zeros to the sin tally.
ok i really loved this movie so im glad u made an episode for it
when i watched this movie i lost 90% of my brain power
*****
ty
best comment ever
Oh...ohhhhhhh.....I get it. Bravo sir, bravo. :)
A.gulf.hitter hahahahah!!!
When it comes to films like this where everything just doesn’t really make sense, I don’t think about the logic I just enjoy the craziness.
michael saju wow. Imagine thinking an opinion is stupid. People can enjoy a film in different ways. Shut up.
michael saju omg you’re completely missing the point and being a huge hypocrite.
You can’t come after me saying I hurt your opinion when you originally insulted mine.
Stop trying to be smart too, it doesn’t look good
@michael saju .... I really can't with you assuming the high ground. you're not getting it. 'i enjoy your stupidity' is insulting. it's not an opinion, it's an insult. why would something be stupid if it helps someone to enjoy something? My point isn't about clashing opinions, I know opinions differ, that's okay, your point would be valid if we were talking about our opinions of the movie, but I wasn't talking about that, I was talking about the way I watch it. but it's not necessarily about opinions, it's about the way somebody does something.
I wouldn't call someone stupid for holding a pencil differently if it works and they can still write.
💜💜💜
Though you might need some purple hearts after this weird thread :)
Someone :/ you need to learn how to spot when someone is trolling, because that’s obviously what Michael Saju was doing. You shouldn’t have even given him attention after his second bullshit reply. Remember this: We DON’T feed trolls.
I know where I'm coming for every movie review in the future. Well done sir.
Director: turns camera on
Cinema sins: wow, such a trope
It doesn't matter how powerful your brain gets: it will not give you superpowers if you don't have the physical capability. It's like saying if your brain gets strong enough, you can pump blood without a heart, or extract oxygen without lungs, or break down food without a digestive tract. You need some kind of mechanism to generate the effect you want.
I was thinking along those lines. Increased memory, DNA manipulation, and being able to see energy are plausible but everything else bs. Maybe traveling through time mentally could be possible but physically we are limited.
Lol I bet your the type of person who complains about the fresh cut grass in the walking dead it's a film why are you taking it so seriously
Ayatollah Khomeini Lol I never thought about that
Dude, it's a movie, roll with it.
***** I know. Who says its impossible to see invisible forces in nature.
During viewing I was 100% certain that this is a school movie project that somehow got way out of budget.
zolikoff s
i like comedy but i have to admit, hands down, you are great at the writing and delivery of it. well done!
I really enjoyed this movie, it had a very interesting concept.
There are SOOOO many more sins with this film.... you let it off lightly!
I agree with you Amanda babe!
YES!! A million sins for the usb drive.
Agreed
Preach!
Especially when the klyntar venom symbiote sprouts from her and starts to bond with the computers.
So because she is more intelligent she can define the laws of gravity?
I don't think that is how intelligence goes...
*DING*
Says the magical bitch
Texhni
Yeah Sure XD (I was too lazy to write so I used your username for my answer lol)
You just aren't intelligent enough to figure it out ;)
I think its much more complicated than that 😂😂
“Now you know what to do with it.”
“Take crystal Unobtanium!”
I actually enjoyed this movie despite its flaws. Then again, I'd probably listen to Morgan Freeman read the phone book. Morgan and ScarJo in the same movie? I'm there. (Then again, I love a movie as sinfully bad as Army of the Damned because seeing Tony-GodDamned-Candyman-Todd standing next to someone as short as Sully Erna is just worth it. 😂).
Seeing this, I'm so glad I didn't waste any money on this crap.
Also isn't "I remember the taste of your milk in my mouth" a weeeird thing to say?
It's one of the best lines in the movie for what it implies. One of the best scenes too.
TheCoper COper Yeah, not saying it's a bad line. Only I can't imagine myself saying that :D She could've said something like "I remember the very first thing you said to me".
But thinking about it now, the milk line is very effective.
Vit Kozusky Imagination. Please download one.
I saw it in theaters. It's really great. Only movie to top it was Guardians of the Galaxy.
Kevin Webster There's imagination and then there's an unrealistic suspension of disbelief.
So glad CinemaSins exists. I didn't want to give this movie any money. Or 2 hours of my time (Which apparently doesn't exist according to Lucy).
This movie is less than an hour and 30 minutes long.
really?... it felt twice the lenght
Time is just a concept
HiddenTalent77 lol its a decent movie cinemasins finds issues with every movie not just bad ones
Damian Rodriguez sorry movie is just really bad and hilarious even without cinemasins...
one of the best "Everything Wrong" videos
This is actually one of my favorite movies ,but u had me laughing so hard I was in tears. Still is a favorite, but from now on as I watch it I'll be laughing at some of those true points made.. thanks
when writers have no idea what the fuck they are writing about write about a subject they know even less about.
J.T. B. PREACH
na I'm already hot.
Some people just live and breath speculation and fantasy, dont let them fuck with you J.T.B.
"After levitating three guys, Lucy decides THIS guy needs to have a painful crash through a wall." I found this hilarious for some reason XD
Because he was stupid enough to not run before that point...
It was. Also, in France, you can't really just punch a person through a wall because the walls are usually made of, you know, concrete and other very durable materials. in the USA, they use those easy-to-break dry-walls, but that's not how they build in Europe. So, if she threw the guy through that wall, she killed him. Nice.
I found it hilarious when he said "Dumb bitch in a chair" XD
“This movie was co-produced by shutferstock” I. Can’t. 🤣🤣🤣
amazing analysis enjoyed every minute thanks man
"It sounds like you're on drugs right now. Talk to you later Sweetie!" 😂😂😂
MacAttack17 that part was weird. Her reaction was unnatural seeing as her child had said to her that she could taste her mothers breast milk. 🙄
If only that was a quote from the movie, that line alone would almost have made it not terrible
My mom would probably have said that lol.Or "How many brownies did you eat" XD
mom: you can't remember that cat. that sentence is stupid, if the cat was loved then there probably would some pictures of them together or of the cat alone and thus she can remember the cat.
You know a movie is shit when you enjoyed the CinemaSins version of it more than the actual movie.
To be fair, cinemasins videos are pretty great. But yeah, this one is definitely my favourite, and it works so well because the movie is a giant turd.
Dammit, I enjoyed the T.T. Go ripoff more than the actual movie.
TheEpicGypsy You calling Cinema Sins shitty?
So every movie?
666 likes let’s go
This movie must have been co-produced by Shutterstock 😂😂😂 Clearly one of the most epic CinemaSins lines ever!!!!!
One can NEVER overestimate the power of Morgan Freeman.
He's like your local librarian and paint scraper all rolled into one.
I'm gonna be completely honest: I completely, unironically loved most of what this movie did. Trust me, I am among the many here who knows the whole 10% thing is bullshit. Hell, I made a few jokes about it with my friend when I saw it, but goddamn it, did I enjoy it.
I enjoyed it because it took an idea that admittedly made no scientific sense but rode it out anyways, and did the best job it could at pretending it made sense. I enjoyed it because I liked the characters, and how it's fascinating how Lucy loses herself (and she does lose herself; the movie doesn't brush over the fact that Lucy's behaviour is cruel and inhuman at times, hell, that's sort of its point).
And I enjoyed it because it's probably the closest thing we're gonna get to a standalone female superhero movie, at least until Marvel pulls that giant flaming cactus out of their ass and makes a fucking Black Widow movie.
Goddammit, Marvel.
Tristan Smith It could have been a decent film, but it tried way too hard to be something deeper than it was in such a short period of time.
It's true that Scarlett Johansson was great (-20 sins for that, at least), and that there are too few action movies with female leads. I thought Lucy was a missed opportunity though: the premise and scientific exposition could have been easily improved to make it much better movie.
Illier1 Look it tried to deliver a message about existance,"reality" and humanity and such in less than 2 hours, of course it is sloppy and brute because appart from that it needed to keep a fast and furious audience watching so it included all the UNNECESARY shooting and "action" thingy's but if you just take the concept and the cinematography (especially the nature clip referenceses play) then yes it coul have been awsome but i mean you try to keep up with hollywood standards and make something like that.
No, this film just deus ex machina'd from one plot point to another with no sense of internal rules or continuity. The great thing about film is that you can create your own internal rules and talk about what the consequences of those rules are... But this film didn't care, it had no consistency and just said we will write whatever we need to advance and incredibly basic and boring plot to a bullshit wordy and meaningless end.
Totally agree with this guy 100% about this movie
I couldn't even finish this video because I hated the movie so much
I forced myself to finish it, and yeah, I regret it. :( . The ending is just painful to the mind.
DravenWolfe I willing watched 98% of the movie and found it insulting to all parties of religion, science, biology, physics, and so on.
***** 10% is not the point here. I went to watch the movie precisely because I heard 10% cliche in trailer, and I thought it would make great science fiction action movie where you can just turn pff your brain and enjoy.
Lucy failed at that. It took itself seriously, but couldn't produce anything worth taking seriously, so it ended up being huge waste of time. It wasn't light-hearted or fun, nor was it in any way thought-provoking because of the stupid premise. Plot was stupid and it failed to keep tension up, and characters were extraordinarily forgettable.
Lile, if you wanted to see this kind of movie done so that premise isn't stupid, which works because of that, go watch Ghost in the Shell 2: Innocence. If you want to watch this kind of movie that works because it doesn't take itself too seriously, watch Limitless.
Joni Hanski Describing it as a science fiction is over selling it because the 10% idea is a debunked hypothesis that didn't even have a proof to base it on. So yeah it is just fiction.
class122 the movie was about stuff outside 10% idea. Experimental drugs enhancing cognition, taking control over your surroundings, sped-up evolution, those kinds of ideas fall firmly into scifi-territory.
Lucy: *reached 100 percent*
God: Wait, that's illegal
Unless your tapped in directly with YAHWEH threw his Ruach and wisdom and works of his plan.
Excellent video sir as usual.. Epic humor
See, Mom? Drugs *can* make me smarter
lol
Mom: here's some CPH4. Good fucking luck
No. Just no.
Only *THAT* drug tho
“I told y’all crack made me smarter”
Wow, this movie is much worse than the trailers depicted. Much, much worse.
***** glad to know someone thought Guardians of the galaxy was bad. One person.
Clarence Price make him read 50 shades, entirely, straight faced.
***** the dark night
No, it was just as expected. If the trailer fooled you, you are a fool.
calvinbah
Yeah, it was a paint by numbers sci-fi action movie. Very predictable and cookie-cutter. I don't see what the big de--*OOGA CHAKA OOGA OOGA CHAKA! I CAN'T STOP THIS FEE-LING! DEEP INSIDE OF ME-E!*
choi min-sik is an incredible actor who didn't deserve to be sullied by this movie. "oldboy" is one of my all time favorite films.
Nobody remembers or cares about Lucy. Oldboy(the original OF COURSE) IS A FUCKING CLASSIC.
I'd say his reputation is just fine. This movie was just kind of a flop with lots of good talent. They had a decent idea, but the whole movie hinged on a faulty premise that is already cliche as fuck, and the whole point of the movie was that it would be somehow "mind bending/ mind blowing" and there was literally nothing to set it apart from any generic SCIFI action film.
All movies expect you to suspend any thought of reality. This one movie has jumped the rails but still fun to watch.
How many sins would this movie have if you used 100% of your brain?
you're God
ramdelure ?
**EXPLOSION**
Daenerys Targaryen if you can make the 100& of your brain, you're become God
***** That's the premise of the movie
I refused to watch this movie just because the premise of us using only 10% of our brain was so lazy and dumb.
Kingston Hawke No. That's not is what's so bad. Know what's bad? NO ONE FUCKING BELIEVES ME WHEN I EXPLAIN HOW VERY WRONG IT IS. People legit believe the whole ten percent thing and won't believe me because I don't have a doctorate despite seeing so much proof.
Kingston Hawke I saw this thing was garbage after I saw the trailer...then I read the title of the movie and understood it was even worse.
Yeah because you had any problems with the stories most superheroes have that are even more retarded than lucy's story. Anyway the point of the film was to show you what a human brain might be capable of. "MIGHT"
Mac Graves No one is opposed to a suspension of disbelief. But there are right and wrong ways of going about it. If you want to tell me Superman can fly in space and the lack of oxygen isn't an issue, I'll have questions but I'll let it slide because we're in agreement that this isn't meant to be a movie that makes me think. But Lucy is trying to be the exact opposite. It's trying to be clever as hell, and instead it's just dumb. There's no "might", there's no maybe. The human brain can NOT do those things. And the idea that we're only using 10% of our brain is nonsense. This movie was dumb, and even worse... lazy.
watch it its actually quite decent i thought it was going to be bad going into it and it was actually decent! the ending to the film is quite good where she is going back in time beautiful to see
I got a car ad near the half way point of this video. And for a sec I wasn’t sure if it was a ad or another stock video from the movie.
Ah... to become a god before exams on monday... who doesn't dream of that?
Biggest sin of this film was that it was a rip off of Limitless.
The scrip was made 10 years ago. Lucy I meant.
I think it was more of a rip-off of Elfen Lied.
limitless is awesome
***** ok like 99% of the scenes were a rip off of elfen lied and the main characters names are Lucy but the plot is different
DeadPool. Teh Greatest Thing Ever Created Except the plot in that show was less pretentious and more entertaining. Yes, a show with intense blood and gore, really foul language, and incest was better than this movie...
I was actually surprised that there were others that thought the same as me. lol
No mention how the flash drive contains all knowledge of the universe like they could actually plug it into something that could read it?
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha amazing
Yeah, that's why the drive was 'limitless' in the physical form (you saw how it looked like a "hollow" piece of space). It was in a 'contained' size, but was virtually limitless as far as information goes.
Humans probably wouldn't live long enough to access all the information on it.
@@blackSUAAAVE yes, I understood what the drive was. BUT I'm saying that when I plug a USB into my computer it reads and processes all the data on the USB before it will show it to me. That particular USB has information from the beginning of time to the far future written on it making it impossible for any computer to process
@@SilverstarandFriends Bruh.. This bitch just warped space, ate matter, and created a 4th dimensional computer that pooped out a flash drive for them... You dont think she thought about current computer capabilities?? For all we know, any PC that gets mated with that flash drive could turn into that big ass black computer. or just holding the drive and thinking of questions it might beam the info into your brain. Shit the possibilities are limitless
@@SilverstarandFriends Or the USB auto installs magic drivers
I actually love this movie even though it is insanely illogical. Your narrator screaming, "Knock them all out" was exactly what I was yelling at the screen when I first saw it. Don't worry, I wasn't in a theater. Scarlett Johansson can do no wrong in my book.
05:18 "This movie takes a ridiculous premise and then fucks it like a blow-up doll"- best ever!
this was literally the most "give me my money back" move I've ever seen
Actually, that award still goes to "Fantastic Four".
This comes in at 2nd
Well it's a toss up between Batman v. Superman and Green Lantern
exactly 500 likes... i wanna like it but my ocd is telling me not to
Batman v Superman is way less worth it than this. At least in this we get to see a fine looking Scarlet Johansson.
Also what computer could handle this flashdrive? It contains absolutely everything and was created by an omnidimensional beeing!
they will just plug this to a high tech computer and find a way to build a quantum computer and plug the flashdrive there to harness all the data and information on that.. have you ever thought of that?
U Wanne knuw wer I get le skars? I highly doubt anything could process the power that the flash drive has. It literally contains everything.
w8 wtf your profile picture is a GIF when i saw it on my notifications how da fuq did you do dat?
ITS MOVING?!?!?
WTF
lol I just added a gif as my profile, didn't think they actually move though.
“The other day I was in this museum.”
“No you weren’t.”
" you didnt know you were buying tickets to the discovery." 😁😁😁😂😂😂
Morgan Freeman could read a microwave manual and sound interesting :))
Heck I bet he could read the dictionary and everyone would be in awe
Hell-- he could make the phone book interesting. 🙂
N/A N/A Morgan Freeman could eat a donut, and fart music, and everything would come out smelling like Rose's.
Id listen.
"Life was given to us a billion years ago, and now you know what to do with it."
So.... I'm guessing take drugs... and - what - reach your full potential and become superhuman? I don't think that's a great message to come away with...
And we already know that there was life on Earth 3.8 billion years ago, so she was a little bit out.
Zhenshei. No,You're supposed to pass It on. Did people forget what Morgan Freeman said when Lucy asked him what she should do with all this Information she's acquiring. Pass It on. Just like any simple celled organism going through time. That's why she made the computer. So she could pass on all the knowledge she learned to the rest of humanity.
@@cassidy99ful You're answering about "what to do with the information", and he's asking "what to do with life".
@@AlienAV Yes,And Morgan Freeman tells Lucy At 2:38 In this clip here that the sole purpose of LIFE Is to pass on what was learned. That there was no higher purpose. czcams.com/video/nELxnSK1SHk/video.html
@@cassidy99ful Movie still sucked
0:33 - the "Role credits" coming very early in the film was inevitable, since the film's title is the name of the film's star character
Did he or anyone notice the sin' - when Lucy first confronts the Cabal in the hall of the hospital and the head gangster tries to get away and bumps into the invisible wall-barrier, instead of being (temporarily) bewildered and bumping into it again ((which would've been good for a laugh)) he immediately understands the situation and feels the barrier thus instantly confirming his supposition. Quick thinking.
OG Lucy: How tall are you?
100% Lucy: 2 days, 3 hours, and 52 minutes.
Time is the only real measurement
I’m 15 years tall
i'm gonna get wooshed cause if you say something wrong on the internet and someone corrects you you tell them it was a joke BUT
isnt time a thing we made up so our lifes would make sence and on other planets and animals is completely useless?
i mean animals work with day and night or better said light and dark but cause we as humans have become so complex we needed something to make our life a bit easyer
@Sky Dome their formula of time will be diffrent and thats why it isnt a good measurement.
let me explain:
a day on earth is earth one time turning.
on other planet that wont be the same.
times wil be diffrent for both and if they try to follow our timeline then that would be difficult.
why i m saying this is because our time only works for earth.
Mars wil have another way of telling time.
so i mean that you need more then time to have a good system
@Sky Dome yeet snort ,mij farts
hi there, you desperately need a damn dictionary.
Consuming miracle grow turns you into a flash drive, the end.
I thought I rewatch this movie. 30 minutes in, feeling miserable, remembered thia video. Watched it, stopped movie and kept on with my life. Happy.
You've finally crossed the line! Nobody overestimates Morgan Freeman! 😜😂
It would require 100% of my brain's capability to comprehend why this movie was made.
or maybe more
Luc Besson did a LOT of drugs. There, my brain functions at 50% :)
For people like me that fall in love with it.
😂
It was yet another opportunity to showcase a female as an ubermensch. Or haven't you been to a theater lately?
Scarlett Johansson is much worse in this movie than people give her credit for....
I honestly dont know how she kept a straight face.
@ Star
To quote the great Metallica:
"You know its sad, but true."
agreed
***** she shows tits in this movie? XD
Her lines were garbage but her acting was fine, I blame the Writers/ Director, not the Actor
The Blues Brothers but was exactly what wne through my head when i watched this.
I even said after the last car flipped over, "They broke my watch!"
I could knock off a few of these sins, but I'll just enjoy your video. lol